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WV Senator Calls For Ban On All Unregulated Cryptocurrencies

An anonymous reader writes "Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia, a member of the Senate Banking Committee, has called for for heavily regulation of Bitcoin. Reached for comment, his staff confirmed Manchin is seeking a 'ban' that would apply to any cryptocurrency that's both anonymous and unregulated."

240 comments

  1. But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can't the free market handle this? Do we really need yet more restrictive government regulations? What are they afraid of? Could untraceable cryptocurrencies somehow encourage people who don't have a lot of money to avoid taxes, similar to what our betters do right now with offshore tax havens?

    1. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by thaylin · · Score: 1

      Ask Adam Smith how the free market Handles everything.

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    2. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by NotDrWho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A "D" means that the candidate openly opposes the free market.

      An "R" would indicates that the candidate openly opposes the free market, but pretends not to.

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      SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
    3. Re: But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and yet it doesn't, because labels never capture the spectrum of values and qualities an individual holds. When you label anyone, even with a label they provided you, you are wrong about that person.

    4. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This has nothing to do with freedom, taxes, or even money. It is all about getting his name in the paper, and his constituants seeing hime "doing something!"

    5. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Cenan · · Score: 1

      Something to do with dogs trading their bones or some such nonsense.

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      ... whatever ...
    6. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      God damned right. (though I feel there are a few rare exceptions on both sides) Moral of the story, don't vote along party lines.

    7. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The "free market" is an idiom that never existed in the "real world" however.

    8. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by SpankiMonki · · Score: 2

      Ask Adam Smith how the free market Handles everything.

      The "Invisible Hand" right? The not so invisible hand that's been giving us the finger?

    9. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Trachman · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, in several years his call will be remembered and he will be shown the door

    10. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by thaylin · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, he would also say that there are flaws, such as monopolies, that would also have to be watched and prevented.

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      When you cant win, ad hominem.
    11. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true (R).

    12. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitcoin just suffered a loss of 6% of its total currency, if I understand the Mt.Gox math properly (and even if I don't, the loss was significant). One of the reasons governments came into being -- one of the reasons most people tend to agree that they should exist, is to protect property rights. There may be nothing wrong with Bitcoin inherently (mathematically), but if there are holes in the faucets -- the bitcoin banking system in this case -- then it's in everyone's best interest to patch the holes. If someone steals my money, then the taxes I pay go, in part, to pay for the legal system, rules, and police whose job it is to try and get it back or at least punish those who took it.

      Bitcoin has had four years of freedom, and it has proven that it is as susceptible to abuse as traditional cash currencies, if not more so. While I don't want to see it crushed, and I'm in favor of limited government oversight, it seems to me that those limits should be non-zero.

    13. Re: But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      spoken like someone who actually read the book

      FTFY

    14. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by dlt074 · · Score: 2

      i think it also has something to do with the fact that they need everyone to keep using US $'s. the ponzi scheme that is our current monetary system, only works if people keep believing their money has value and keep using it. the house of cards quickly collapses once enough people realize their money is only worth the paper it's printed on.

    15. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I'm pretty sure in ancient times it existed in a bunch of places. It only tended to last until one person/group got enough power to declare themselves chief/monarch/dictator/governing council (existing governmental/tribal structures notwithstanding).

    16. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Joe Manchin could have cared less about Bitcoin last month. Now he has an easy way to demonstrate how hard he's working to serve the people of WV.

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    17. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Glock27 · · Score: 2

      Bitcoin just suffered a loss of 6% of its total currency

      No, Mt. Gox just lost (most probably) all of its currency. It is similar to a bank with insufficient security getting robbed. That is no reason to ban US dollars. BTW, those BTC are out there and will no doubt be spent over time.

      , if I understand the Mt.Gox math properly (and even if I don't, the loss was significant). One of the reasons governments came into being -- one of the reasons most people tend to agree that they should exist, is to protect property rights. There may be nothing wrong with Bitcoin inherently (mathematically), but if there are holes in the faucets -- the bitcoin banking system in this case -- then it's in everyone's best interest to patch the holes.

      Indeed. However, other exchanges were smart enough to protect against this well known technique. Mt. Gox is the equivalent of a bank with a faulty vault and no security guard. Rumor has it that Mt. Gox hadn't balanced its books for months. Inexcusable.

      If someone steals my money, then the taxes I pay go, in part, to pay for the legal system, rules, and police whose job it is to try and get it back or at least punish those who took it.

      Bitcoin has had four years of freedom, and it has proven that it is as susceptible to abuse as traditional cash currencies, if not more so. While I don't want to see it crushed, and I'm in favor of limited government oversight, it seems to me that those limits should be non-zero.

      The Japanese authorities should be making some effort to track the crime. Unfortunately, it's about the same as if a bunch of gold had been stolen from safety deposit boxes and shipped out of the country. There's likely no recourse, but that's no reason to ban gold ownership. Personally I think it's wiser to keep one's gold in a safe at home - and there is a BTC equivalent for that.

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    18. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, in several years his call will be remembered and he will be shown the door

      Hell... People here can't even remember several DAYS ago!

    19. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      I think Adam Smith understood that there's more to the world than the free market.

      Sadly, his worshippers often do not.

    20. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with freedom, taxes, or even money. It is all about getting his name in the paper, and his constituants seeing hime "doing something!"

      Give this man a great big drink of water!

    21. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Throw the bums out!

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      Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
    22. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they read him, they might find out that he agreed with The Literal Devil Marx on some issues, and then anything might happen. Dogs living with cats, sensible regulations, evidence-based policy...

    23. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I'm expecting to see a new sport of theft-watching as enthusiasts peer through the block chain trying to work out where the coins are going. Whoever has them now is probably sensible enough to know they are too hot to spend. Laundering takes time, even with bitcoin.

    24. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "free market" is an idiom that never existed in the "real world" however.

      The same goes for "free" anything. I guess we should just give up?

    25. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by SpankiMonki · · Score: 1

      No, he would also say that there are flaws, such as monopolies, that would also have to be watched and prevented.

      Quite true. Didn't mean to imply Smith didn't recognize the flaws in market economies. Too bad the leadership in the US fails to recognize the flaws in so called free markets - particularly in the case of monopolies.

    26. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by whitroth · · Score: 2

      The free market did handle it. And, in the case of Mt. Gox, was run on a hack version of sshd written in three days in php, and it looks like 750k or so bitcoins are gone, transferred to someone else without Evil Gov't And Company Interference.

      And I suppose, if you have your ultra-free way, then I could hold you up at gunpoint, empty your wallet, force you to empty your bank account from the nearest ATM, and it would be up to you to round up a posse to find me.

      Ideological Sucker.

                            mark

    27. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      SOMETHING must be done.

      This is SOMETHING.

      Therefore, it must be done!

      Nobody ever stops and asks the question "why must SOMETHING be done" and then try to figure out what that "SOMETHING" ought to be.

      The problem here, is that we have people who no nothing, telling everyone else what to do. This is nothing short of tyranny. I just wonder how many people realize that those that are supposed to represent us, only represent themselves.

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      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    28. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      similar to what our betters do right now with offshore tax havens?

      The IRS has been cracking down on that for years. You should get your news from somewhere besides Slashdot.

      http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-02-19/offshore-tax-evasion-will-be-focus-of-senate-hearing.html

      http://www.acfcs.org/historic-ubs-case-is-model-for-us-assault-on-offshore-tax-evasion-says-former-us-prosecutor-who-led-it/

    29. Re: But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the exact opposite of a "true (R)"?

      captcha: invisible hand

    30. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, Mt. Gox just lost (most probably) all of its currency. It is similar to a bank with insufficient security getting robbed. That is no reason to ban US dollars. BTW, those BTC are out there and will no doubt be spent over time."

      Banks are insured against such losses so at least most customers won't lose most of their money. Who do you think is responsible for the regulations that require such insurance? Oh snap, that's right: THE GOVERNMENT.

      Now run along and get fucked, boi.

    31. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No regulation, no power, no gain.

    32. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'Free enough markets' on the other hand, are common.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    33. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Stop making shit up.

      Adam Smith correctly said that markets need to be regulated to prevent collusion.

      Marx said that markets _inevitably_ end in monopoly.

      Adam Smith was right, Marx was wrong. Now we just need to get the Marxists to drop their religion. For now we can simply ignore anybody ignorant enough to view things through the lens of Marxism.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    34. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Bitcoin tumblers make them really fast to launder. The stolen bitcoins are now in the wallets of unknowing people.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    35. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Like the last time. When they forced the Swiss to reveal the names of the holders of numbered accounts opened after 1950.

      That's right, normal people that dodged taxes got screwed, but the Kennedy family account is still secret.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    36. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      You think the Kennedy family was dodging taxes while family members were President, Attorney General, and multiple position in Congress? Come on.

      Getting a hold of pre-WW2 bank records would be a logistical nightmare.

    37. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Now that MtGox is dead, Coinbase will assume their mantle. Not as the pre-eminent exchange, but as the most fucked up exchange. They'll gladly lock up your money, cancel trades weeks after the fact, and make trades at prices you didn't agree to. I expect regulators will shut them down at some point this year (criminal charges are also possible) -- I hope your money isn't anywhere near them when it happens.

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    38. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smith was also dealing with markets that were too small to influence governments. There is no "invisible hand" when companies are rich enough to buy government intervention. What the west has now is not the free market. It is a market controled by a symbiotic relationship between government and some capitalists. I say some because not every owner plays the game, but those who don't suffer for it. Back in the 1980's the big tech companies weren't playing so governemtn started investigating them. Think the Microsoft anti-trust thing was about Microsoft's anti-competative actions. If that were so they would still be under investigation and monitoring today. It was all about them not playing ball with politicos. Not enough campaign contributions. Not enough greased palms. So now if you want to get into some businesses the regulators have made entry to the market too expensive. The ones already in the market are the ones who wrote those regulations. Revolving door between government and private sector.
      Not a fan of Marx, but what we have today is not something Smith would have recognized as free market.

    39. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever stops and asks the question "why must SOMETHING be done" and then try to figure out what that "SOMETHING" ought to be.

      Perhaps. But when a US senator makes a proposal that simultaneously attacks anonymity and attempts to crush a potential competitor against established big business, it's "perhaps" as in "perhaps the guy who was about to testify against don Carnage really accidentally shot himself in the face with a shotgun six times": possible, but hardly the simplest explanation.

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    40. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we all know who we need to ignore. Thanks for reminding us.

    41. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Show me a monopoly that wasn't created and kept in business by the government. The only one I can think of is DeBeers.

    42. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      Banks are insured against such losses so at least most customers won't lose most of their money. Who do you think is responsible for the regulations that require such insurance? Oh snap, that's right: THE GOVERNMENT.

      There is no insurance for gold in safety deposit boxes. That was the analogy I used, with good reason.

      Now run along and get fucked, boi.

      How eloquent! (Kids these days...smh)

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    43. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try to pay me in BTC, and you'll find out how much of a ponzi scheme legal tender is.

    44. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I'm certain they hold offshore assets and have sense Joe. So yes.

      Admitting it now would be a huge problem.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    45. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's not pre-WWII bank records the Swiss are covering. It's any account opened prior to 1950 remains a legally untraceable offshore account.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    46. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, and Republicans are great at appearing to be "doing something." Just as they tried to start another holocaust in Arizona with their scarlet mark and forcing gays to be unable to buy food or housing so that they die, they are again trying to outlaw something not for real, but to appear to be doing something. I know they said they wanted gays to not be able to buy food or housing, but they didn't real mean it. They knew it wouldn't pass. It, like this attempt to put people in prison that mine Bitcoins, is not for real. It's just yet another Republican attempt to scare people into living life the way they want you to. They don't want us to have freedom.

    47. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would flip that on its head and say that 'regulated enough markets' are what we should strive for. Given the amount of scandal and upset in the largest markets in the world of late, I can't say I see too many markets with enough regulation.

    48. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by davidhoude · · Score: 1

      Three days to code a PHP implementation of SSHD? Sounds pretty impressive to me.

    49. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Not when you're dumping that much money into them at once - you can see who gets the disproportionate payout. That's the way to do it, but it'd have to be done slowly, so as to disappear into the background noise.

    50. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by JRV31 · · Score: 1

      Monopolies like the insurance industry. Created by the McCarren Ferguson act of 1945, which exempts insurance companies from anti-trust laws.

    51. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to know how "free market" turned into q religion.

    52. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Milton Friedman and the Chicago School of economics, then the Nixon and Reagan Administrations.

    53. Re:But ... FREEDOM! by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Yes, Politics is the setting of priorities in society, and it is also the battle of groups who want to exclude others not in their elite. Economics introduces the perception of scarcity, either there is a limited resource that needs to be fairly apportioned or that there are groups that claim to be more entitled than others to use it. The Unseen Hand like the Free Market are idealizations, ovesimplifications, of reality. They apply when there is no advantage in knowledge or no elitist advantage sought. Reality is that economics is really more like politics because people can play favorites with where they do business, they are easily biased and while one can find plenty of cases where political consideration don't matter very much in one's day to day transactions, the more Macro-economic the scope the less the hand is invidible, and the more the priorities are dictated by politics.

      So the reason we are getting the finger, is that banks and financial institutions have been successful in the political arena at pushing the elitism of financially minded and wealthy minorities. This is happening the world over and it threatens our safety. Financialization and speculation are now too important in the world economy. That will come to disaster, unrest, possibly ecological calamity and mass extinction from which mankind will not escape because of the unwise leadership we have. That will surely answer economics with the end of economists and all the rest.

  2. Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by EmagGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A ban on cryptocurrencies that are both unregulated AND anonymous would not apply to Bitcoin.

    1. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by StripedCow · · Score: 2

      It _is_ anonymous. Until somebody decides to trace back the transaction chain and actually finds weak/strong evidence of a connection to a person.

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    2. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      And it is regulated. http://rt.com/usa/bitcoin-sec-... So, more political theater...

    3. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It _is_ anonymous. Until somebody decides to trace back the transaction chain and actually finds weak/strong evidence of a connection to a person.

      This is like "A book is a secret until someone reads it." It is trivially easy to trace back an exchange. Unlike, for example, cash.

    4. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Informative

      Then using a credit card is anonymous too. Until someone decides to trace back the transaction, and subpoena VISA for evidence of a connection to a person. There is no real technical difference between a VISA card number, and a Bitcoin wallet id - just that generally, VISA requires you to tell them who you are when you create an account. But that's not a technical feature of the payment system, just of the rules VISA happens to place around it.

      Bitcoin is pseudonymous - all transactions are tied to a publicly-visible unique identifier. If it was anonymous (like cash is) then transactions would be tied to nothing identifiable.

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    5. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by StripedCow · · Score: 2

      Ok, here is a better analogy: Bitcoin is anonymous like IP addresses are anonymous.

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      If Pandora's box is destined to be opened, *I* want to be the one to open it.
    6. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by fulldecent · · Score: 2

      >> just that generally, VISA requires you to tell them who you are when you create an account

      And of course anyone who has had their credit card copied (they don't even steal them nowadays) you will know that a merchant will process transactions even without having your name.

      http://privacylog.blogspot.com...

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      -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

    7. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by Kjella · · Score: 2

      This is like "A book is a secret until someone reads it." It is trivially easy to trace back an exchange. Unlike, for example, cash.

      If you go to an exchange like Mt.Gox, possibly. But what if I just offer to do some sort of service for you, anything I could do over an open wifi and have you deposit BTC directly into my wallet? Assuming I use a single purpose deposit address and don't mix it with identifiable BTC there's no name attached to that account. And bitcoin to bitcoin transactions are anonymous. If I just transfer something to a different account, nobody can prove whether I just exchanged bitcoins with goods and services from somebody else (possibly in real life) or if I just transferred it to another shell account of mine. Yes, if you use bitcoin almost like a traditional bank account where you have one that all your money flows in and out of that'll quickly be attached to your name and the anonymity is over. But if you want to keep a truly anonymous supply of money, you can - with some effort - do it.

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    8. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that part of every transaction, where one traces the whole block chain? Yes, some places might make it easier by handling part of it... but after Mt. Gox and other items, do you trust someone who might be running a Windows 98 box to handle your money?

      BitCoin is definitely not anonymous. You can play games with wallets where you buy/sell wallets with coins in them (as a way to launder them), but BitCoins tell exactly where they have been since they were mined.

      Well, unless the party with 51%+ of BitCoin's mining decides to pull a stunt and start doing things by their rules... but we all know that will never happen... right?

    9. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by radiumsoup · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you just described the case against allowing people to use cash. (you know, "folding money" as my grandparents called it)

      Cash is anonymous, and is regulated only when it comes to transferring into or out of a bank (or if you try to import/export it overseas). By its very nature of being decentralized, cash cannot be regulated in any practical or meaningful way between two private parties, which is, in practice, effectively no different from the current crop of cryptocurrencies. The key difference is that ALL transactions in the Bitcoin protocol are public, and therefore Bitcoin is actually much less private than cash transactions.

      If the senator truly wanted what he said he wanted, he would push to regulate or abolish the use of cash and demand electronic payments in all circumstances. It's more of a "problem" than bitcoin is. How often do you see huge stacks of millions or tens of millions of dollars in cash when there's some big cartel bust? None of that would be possible if cash was regulated and traceable. But no, it's Bitcoin that's the problem, according to this guy.

    10. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      There have been plenty of people who argued for banning the use of cash. In many EU countries I believe they already have a ban on cash transactions above 1000 euro.

    11. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      You might know what transactions came from a wallet, but you don't know which wallet is mine.

      Also, without a parallel log of some sort, it's impossible to know what a particular transaction was for -- only which wallets it passed through.

    12. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      10K$US is not banned, but must be reported.

      These are not good laws. Mechanics of the police state.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    13. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the United States cash transaction above a certain amount (I believe it use to be $10,000) are tracked by banks and must be reported. It is also quite common for nations to limit the amount of cash that can be physically carried across their borders. So yes nations try to limit the anonymous transfer of cash.
      I have no doubt that the senator or at least some senator would love to be able to eliminate the use of cash and demand that all transactions be electronic and traceable. I sure as hell know that would be the IRS's wishes if they could. Of course the CIA would probably feel differently about it.

    14. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How often do you see huge stacks of millions or tens of millions of dollars in cash when there's some big cartel bust?

      And cryptocurrency, when correctly used, is like cash OVER THE INTERNET, the cartel members don't ever need to meet and there is no physical trace or pile of cash.

      You are basically saying "Cash is bad but we still allow it, therefore we should also allow cash on steroids that takes no physical space and can be instantly moved over borders with an anonymous click of the mouse". Non sequitur.

    15. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is an even better analogy: Bitcoin is anonymous like IP addresses hidden behind an arbitrary number of TOR relays. Since mixing services are so easy to come by.

      In fact, even the TOR analogy is understating it, because TOR is a low latency protocol. Bitcoin mixing is more like mixmaster remailers: if done correctly, provably unbreakable.

    16. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But that's not a technical feature of the payment system, just of the rules VISA happens to place around it."

      Visa "happens" to respect AML regulation that must trace a person's real identity when using electronic payment systems. There is no website that I can visit that gives me another card number loaded with the amount of the card I put in it and claim they will forget any connection for a small fee. That would be money laundry. Meanwhile, such sites abound for BTC. So BTC is by definition very easy to launder, completely opposed to credit cards which are fully traceable.

    17. Re:Phew! Thank goodness Bitcoin is not anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have several anonymous VISA cards. I bought them with cash at a retail outlet in the US and use them online regularly. There is basically no way they can be traced to me short of finding them in my pocket. Of course, that anonymity loses me all the protection afforded a regular credit card -- if some merchant copies down the number/cvn/exp and starts using them to make purchases, I'm SOL for the balance of that card.

  3. American Money by denisbergeron · · Score: 1

    Have some cryptic pictures on it, like the eye in a pyramid and some cryptic reference to schizoid imaginary people and can be use anonymously.

    Did it will be banned ?

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    1. Re:American Money by Narcocide · · Score: 4, Funny

      God, lets hope so. Only then can my long term goal of transitioning the US economy to Disney Dollars come to fruition.

    2. Re:American Money by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      However, it is regulated. Theoretically... (Stop laughing!)

    3. Re:American Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here 'crypto' means 'cyrptography', not merely cryptic.

      And 'did it will be banned' is a tense we don't have in English -- we don't have a future imperfect like that.

      "Will it be banned?" is as close as we can get.

    4. Re:American Money by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, Disney is working on that themselves ... the copyright extension was just the groundwork.

      Now that they own Pixar and Marvel and who knows what else, they're proceeding as planned.

      Soon, you may get your wish.

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    5. Re:American Money by denisbergeron · · Score: 1

      When you put logic and grammar in a joke, that begin to fall on the right part of your brain and that's wrong for the left side.

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    6. Re:American Money by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Screw that. Lets get some real cryptids on there. Lets replace George Washington with a picture of bigfoot. Lincoln place can be taken with a picture of the loch ness monster.

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    7. Re:American Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember in 1991 when the city of Lynden, WA created dollar (gold colored) coins that were good throughout the city. It was meant as a promotional gimmick celebrating the city's centennial. e.g.:
      http://www.ebay.com/itm/USA-Washington-Lynden-1891-1991-One-Dollar-Proof-Medal-/161105353568?_trksid=p2054897.l4276
      currently has the coin going for $3 as a collector's item.

      Actually, this comment about Disney Dollars was quite similar to my thought...
      Disney Dollars, Monopoly Money, Monopoly McDonald's pieces, Xbox Live Points, WoW gold, local school raffle tickets, favors between family members, imaginary conceptual currency which isn't implemented yet... all this stuff will need to be regulated or licensed?

    8. Re:American Money by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Good choice because Disney has nothing to do with masonic stuff, as quick google searches will surely... oh wait.

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  4. Ban the USD by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He should really work on banning the USD. It's used for commission of trillions of dollars worth of crimes every year and there's no real means of enforcement for [bona fide] money laundering operations.

    I wonder if his office knows that bitcoin isn't really anonymous?

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  5. Makes you wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..how much he lost?

    1. Re:Makes you wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He hoped to get in on it with cheap Bitcoins, but the market didn't dive far enough due to MtGox, so he's looking for a way to get cheap Bitcoins after all.

  6. fukin noob by Bramlet+Abercrombie · · Score: 1

    Probably bought at $1000 and sold at $500 and now wants to spare us all from the horrors of crypto.

    1. Re:fukin noob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably didn't. But one of his 'campaign contributors' probably did.

      Unfortunately by the same logic we should ban the USD also. As cash is pretty anonymous. Pretty much the only time it is tracked is when it hits some scanner somewhere in a bank. Other than that it moves around quite a bit.

      http://www.wheresgeorge.com/wrapper.php?page=top10bills_d0

    2. Re:fukin noob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He probably didn't. But one of his 'campaign contributors' probably did."

      That would be the bank, JP Morgan - a rather vocal opponent of Bitcoin.

  7. Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by LF11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ignore/Laugh/Fight/Win

    Bitcoin isn't anonymous, though, and it is quite regulated. Bitcoin is arguably the least anonymous form of value transaction we have (every transaction is publicly and permanently recorded), and if you think it is unregulated try running an exchange anywhere in the Western world.

    Personally, I think the first significant threat to bitcoin will be a cryptocurrency that really is anonymous.

    Something to keep in mind: they can make Bitcoin flatly illegal, but development and usage will simply go underground and continue to grow outside the U.S./Russia/China. U.S. regulations delay adoption but do not prevent it.

    1. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by dale.furno · · Score: 0

      Or it will slowly die

    2. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Personally, I think the first significant threat to bitcoin will be a cryptocurrency that really is anonymous.
      That's because you're an idiot. The most significant threat to bitcoin, is bitcoin. People are starting to realize that it is nothing more than yet another stock market. One that is unregulated and easy to push around. Anyone using bitcoin as a currency (value store) is stupid and deserves to lose their savings. It's pretty much only useful as a short term medium of exchange.

    3. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by moogla · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much only useful as a short term medium of exchange.

      Exactly. And it has certain design criteria that make this a really interesting prospect. Unfortunately not enough people are interested in using it for this purpose, probably because they don't know enough about it, or don't trust it.

      For example, I think it has potential for a "free" way to do high volume B2B settlement among international entities... but I never hear anyone talk about this.

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    4. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Funny enough: if you replace the word "bitcoin" with "US Dollar" and look back in the first 20 years of the currency's founding, the entire statement holds true.

      It's crazy how stable btc has become in less than 5 years.

    5. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2

      Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess

      Naw, we're still pretty squarely in the "laugh" stage. It's amusing to watch y'all rediscover the joys of bank panics.

      We'll be at the fight stage once the Bitcoin folks start seriously introducing independent regulatory bodies; governments will likely not be on board with that.

      Of course, being as the very soul of the Bitcoin movement is rooted in distrust of and independence from central regulation and oversight, I don't see that happening anytime soon.

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    6. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even useful as a short term medium of exchange. When it's used as such the long term risk is just being hidden by a game of hot potato. In order for someone to be able to utilize it as a short term medium someone has to be available to buy 'coin from. Even if a retail Business never holds onto them for very long someone in the chain has to. Burn the people who have to hold it for longer than a day enough and they'll give up, hopefully not black Tuesday style.

    7. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by LF11 · · Score: 1

      You may feel it is ridiculous, but the regulatory pressure has been increasing all over the world. It is effectively banned from normal transactions in both China and Russia, and very tightly controlled here in the US. This isn't recent, but Congress is clearly not laughing at this point.

      Of course, I think you are also right. Lots of people still laugh, and Congress really doesn't yet have a clue as to what mayhem this magical mystery internet money could end up causing. To me, bitcoin is to banking what guns are to feudal castles.

    8. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      bitcoin is to banking what guns are to feudal castles.

      Let's say, hypothetically, that we woke up tomorrow and the U.S. Treasury announced that they'd be abandoning the traditional definition of the USD and effectively re-launching it as a cryptocurrency.

      Would the Bitcoin community, as it exists today, be happy about this?

      If your answer is "no", then ask yourself: which is more important to today's Bitcoin community--the cryptocurrency itself, or the financial system that has grown around it?

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    9. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Personally, I think the first significant threat to bitcoin will be a cryptocurrency that really is anonymous.
      That's because you're an idiot. The most significant threat to bitcoin, is bitcoin. People are starting to realize that it is nothing more than yet another stock market. One that is unregulated and easy to push around. Anyone using bitcoin as a currency (value store) is stupid and deserves to lose their savings. It's pretty much only useful as a short term medium of exchange.

      (Emph mine) Gentlemen, behold! Even the most rabid anti-bitcoin fanatics are starting to admit it's useful for something... a vast improvement over the last few years! Next he'll be saying it's only useful for his lunch, his rent, or his internet - but still otherwise a tooootally stupid idea.

      I invite the reader to decide who is smart and who is stupid based on quantitative results.

    10. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      It depends on what you mean about "happy" about it. IF the US replaced the USD with Cryptocurrency, one that mirrored all the favorable things we love about crypto currency (namely finite number of coins), then Yeah, I would be "happy" about it. It would mean we would get away from Private organizations like the FED from printing money to cause inflation so that we can cover up the theft called "DEBT".

      That alone would make me happy. It also means it won't actually happen, can't possibly happen with the two incumbent parties entrenched in fake politics hiding the piss poor policies that keep Americans enslaved under the current two party system we have today.

      But then again, I sound like a Loon Conspiracy Theory Guy (which may be the case). But ask yourself this question, what if I am right?

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    11. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by meglon · · Score: 2

      You should, perhaps, go look at some history on what happened when we were on the gold standard. Want economic growth? Forget about it. Want a loan to start a new business, buy a house, keep your current business humming along? Not a chance, unless of course you think that loan shark interest rates are just way, way, too low.

      A finite money supply means a finite economy, one that can't grow, and can't handle anything significant happening. It also means the wealthy will get more wealthy, and the poor are basically screwed.... and when i say poor, i mean everyone other than those born into money. Some people have this truly ludicrous idea of how peachy and wonderful it was back on the gold standard.... those people need to learn some real history, and get over their ideology of incredible ignorance. That is a finite economy.

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    12. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anon so as not to undo moderation, and man, I wish I could give you all the points. This is the single key point that escapes people who push fixed monetary systems.

      Economics is not zero-sum, wealth can be created and destroyed, and when it is the monetary base should increase as well, allowing more people to have their earned share. Persons already holding the currency who did nothing now have a smaller share in the economy as it expands, which is the way it should be . When the monetary system does not expand, holders of currency are rewarded for doing nothing, they steal the value of other people's creation of wealth. Monetary policy should reflect this reality and you do not have that with a fixed money base.

      Yes, over-expansion of the money supply is theft of value from savers, but under-expansion of it is theft from investors. Ideally you keep it to a minimum on either side.

    13. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, bitcoin is to banking what guns are to feudal castles.

      Sweet. Who do I talk to about getting a car loan or refinancing my mortgage? Oh wait, bitcoin doesn't do that? But I heard it was the future of banking!

    14. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, Bitcoins is what drooling is to retards.

    15. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the largest economic growth periods in the U.S. was the post war boom of the 1950's. When we were on the Gold Standard. Nixon dropped the gold standard because excessive oil imports caused a balance of trade problem. We were importing too much oil and too many dollars were leaving the country.
      The wealthy are getting more wealth and the poor are basically screwed. they are rapidly on the way to becoming a permanent dependent underclass. Meanwhile those in the middle class who have been frugal money handlers their whole lives are getting screwed.
      I know history well enough. Every country which has ever used fiat money has eventually suffered economic collapse. In some cases it happen very rapidly. In others it took some time. In ancient China over century. But eventually it happens. Then there is a massive economic correction when everyone who doesn't own real assets is screwed, and the economy returns to a standards based economy. It's always ugly. Often it results in political collapse, cultural destruction, and war, sometimes civil, often imperialistic.

    16. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      The wealthy are getting more wealth and the poor are basically screwed. they are rapidly on the way to becoming a permanent dependent underclass.

      ...so how would implementing a deflationary currency, where people who control wealth are given strong incentive to simply sit on it, make this any better?

      Today, the wealthy make more money by reinvesting it and reaping the benefits. While this perpetuates the increasing disparity between the wealthy and the poor, it at least forces their wealth to circulate through society.

      You make things deflationary, then the wealthy will simply sit on their pre-existing heaping hoards of wealth, as it's effectively guaranteed to increase in value, risk-free. They'll have enough wealth to continue to live like gods, but instead of having to send their money off to other people as risky investments, they'll be able to simply make sure to never spend their hoard faster than it appreciates in value. It's like living off the interest, but they get that interest by doing exactly nothing with their wealth. You would create an entire class of people who would control the substantial majority of human wealth and would have strong incentive to completely disconnect themselves from productive activity.

      How on earth does that make the disparity between rich and poor better?

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    17. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by ultranova · · Score: 1

      They'll have enough wealth to continue to live like gods, but instead of having to send their money off to other people as risky investments, they'll be able to simply make sure to never spend their hoard faster than it appreciates in value.

      And that's fine. To put it bluntly, money is just paper and gold is just bling. If you never spend your wealth, it's like it didn't exist; from economy's point of view there's no difference between someone who sits on a trillion dollars but only spends what he must to avoid starving to death and someone who barely makes enough to avoid starving to death.

      It's not your greenbacks or gold coins that build a factory; it's the people, equipment and raw materials that do it. If Joe McDuck doesn't want to buy them, then all that means is that Joe Glamgold gets them cheaper.

      You would create an entire class of people who would control the substantial majority of human wealth and would have strong incentive to completely disconnect themselves from productive activity.

      That might be an improvement over the current situation where speculation and outright manipulation disturb said productive activity to the detriment of everyone.

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    18. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      It's not your greenbacks or gold coins that build a factory; it's the people, equipment and raw materials that do it. If Joe McDuck doesn't want to buy them, then all that means is that Joe Glamgold gets them cheaper.

      Do you think that the class that controls wealth controls only monetary wealth? They own the land, too! They own the resources, too!

      Where do you, plucky upstart, get the land and resources to build your factories, when the land and resources are part of the wealth of the hoarding class? I can answer that for you: you don't. The people who control the world's resources--for there no longer exists a rich frontier from which a plucky upstart can carve an existence--get to dole and rent them out as they see fit. They're not going to indulge you, plucky upstart, with the chance to knock them from their perch; that would be stupid of them. They might let you run the things that they own, as the world will still need foremen, but they won't have any incentive to cut you in on the big action. That would be a needless risk.

      Ultimately, you end up with a massive, destitute underclass that eventually snaps, revolts, and slaughters the hoarding class. This typically comes at the cost of very many lives needlessly lost, very many things needlessly destroyed, and very many institutions wiped out, regardless of whether or not they were dysfunctional.

      You would create an entire class of people who would control the substantial majority of human wealth and would have strong incentive to completely disconnect themselves from productive activity.

      That might be an improvement over the current situation where speculation and outright manipulation disturb said productive activity to the detriment of everyone.

      There's historical context for this. It's called the landed gentry. In olden times, they controlled the vast majority of wealth in their societies, and despite the occasional fall from grace or meteoric rise, the landed gentry was quite stable, and landed families could maintain themselves over centuries.

      As it happens, systems of landed gentry throughout history have had this nasty habit of having the destitute masses snap, revolt, and slaughter them, at great cost. Funny, that.

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    19. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by LF11 · · Score: 1

      It's been around 5 years and still growing fast.

    20. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by LF11 · · Score: 1

      You have fallen prey to a classic causation/correlation fallacy.

      The idea that deflationary / fixed quantity currency contributes to wealth disparity or poverty is complete bullshit. Why? Because inflating the currency doesn't solve the problem. The wealth disparity is greater than it EVER BEEN and we simultaneously have a hugely inflationary currency.

      A deflationary currency helps the poor because the prices of goods go down over time. Whatever you can save, no matter how little, becomes more valuable over time.

      Currency 101 here.

    21. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by LF11 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't have to do with the currency. People do not revolt because of currency problems; they revolt because food gets too expensive.

      Which, I might add, is what happens in an inflationary economy.

      The price of food in bitcoin goes down, not up.

    22. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      A deflationary currency helps the poor because the prices of goods go down over time.

      The price of labor also goes down over time. Or, to put it another way, the amount of money you earn for the same amount of work goes down over time, since the money is worth that much more. Now, unless libertarians are also going to defend maintaining a constant minimum wage (ha!) this becomes an issue for people who rely on paychecks as their primary source of income--or, put another way, the vast majority of households out there.

      Whatever you can save, no matter how little, becomes more valuable over time.

      This is perfectly true, and perfectly useless to the poor. When you need to prioritize whether to feed your family, keep the electricity hooked up, heat the house, or be able to take the bus to work, saving $10 a month is a flat-out luxury. There are millions of working households in America living in this state[1]. MILLIONS.

      Even when you can save $10--or even $50--a month, and even when your family manages to avoid savings-rending life events for several years, (like an illness or injury that knocks an earner out of commission for a couple of weeks, or the car breaking down, or needing to move for a new job, or needing to move because your landlord is converting to condos, or getting downsized, or you have another kid, or needing a prescription medication for a chronic condition, or wanting to send your kid to college, etc, etc) you'll have a stack of money that is worth...very little. Keep it up for a few decades, (with the number of dollars actually saved constantly shrinking, thanks to the fact that you're earning fewer of them,) and you'll have a stack of money that could maybe sustain you for a few years of retirement. That's winning.

      [1] http://www.prb.org/Publication...

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    23. Re: Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, the price of food goes down! Too bad your income goes down, too! Looking forward to earning the princely sum of $14,000 a year for professional work? Oh, don't worry, it's still waaay above the poverty line of $2,800. Count yourself lucky--you're only likely to earn about a 3% annual pay cut, which puts you well ahead of the rest of us!

    24. Re: Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by LF11 · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the current system where it is impossible to save for retirement unless you ate at least upper middle class? ...hmm I'll take a system where the poor might be able to save for a few years of retirement.

      The other thing -- and I am surprised you did not touch on this -- is that a deflationary currency is anti-consumerism. Why buy something when saving that money makes it worth more in a year or ten? And with bitcoin, you keep your own coins, you don't deposit them in a fractional reserve bank that uses it to stimulate business.

      This is, of course, the so-called Paradox of Saving which is utter horseshit for regular money but might be applicable to bitcoin.

      Switch disciplines to ecology.

      This is what the Earth needs. We cannot go on consuming our childrens' futures. We must end our senseless consumption in the name of "progress" or the Earth will lose enough of its ecological web that we can no longer survive. Some say it is already too late. I maintain there is hope but we must adopt a more sustainable civilization or we will perish.

      Perhaps a civilization built on an actively deflationary currency that encourages us to avoid spending apart from absolute necessities...

      At the end of the day, the biology of deflation means our money more closely matched natural systems governed by scarcity. This is vastly more important to me than any economic discussion, even if you were 100 percent correct.

      What do you think?

    25. Re:Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Do you think that the class that controls wealth controls only monetary wealth? They own the land, too! They own the resources, too!

      Which are worth less and less units of currency as its value rises. Better sell them ASAP to any sucker who's buying, before your peers will.

      They're not going to indulge you, plucky upstart, with the chance to knock them from their perch; that would be stupid of them.[...]Ultimately, you end up with a massive, destitute underclass that eventually snaps, revolts, and slaughters the hoarding class.

      So which one is it? Are the one percent fiendishy cunning tyrants with iron self-control and enough mutual trust to overcome the tragedy of commons between themselves, or are they short-sighted idiots? Because you're kinda arguing for both here.

      There's historical context for this. It's called the landed gentry. In olden times, they controlled the vast majority of wealth in their societies, and despite the occasional fall from grace or meteoric rise, the landed gentry was quite stable, and landed families could maintain themselves over centuries.

      Nowadays, when agriculture is no longer the primary producer of wealth, we have dropped the requirement to own land. But modern society still has its aristocracy, and suffers from their predations.

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    26. Re: Well, we're at the fighting stage I guess by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      Monetary policy is all but moot for people who simply have no capital to spare. Deflationary currency isn't going to do any better than inflationary currency + investment on this point.

      The other thing -- and I am surprised you did not touch on this -- is that a deflationary currency is anti-consumerism. Why buy something when saving that money makes it worth more in a year or ten?

      I touch very greatly on this. It's anti-consumerism and anti-investment. Why waste money upgrading or properly repairing the combine in the field when you're better off just letting that money enrich itself over time? Sure, you might get a better crop yield, but then again, you're sure to see your money increase in value, so just kinda run things by the skin of your teeth, and only spend when it's absolutely, entirely necessary.

      You end up with a society where the people who can afford to not produce do just that: they live entirely off the fact that their money is going to be worth more tomorrow than it is today. Their lives are enriched by very literally doing nothing with the enormous wealth they have, whereas the people who actually are doing the work see their incomes steadily drop and reap virtually no deflationary benefit, owing to their near total lack of wealth.

      A deflationary monetary policy, by its very definition, rewards people for hoarding their wealth instead of investing it in a productive fashion. Classes calcify; the wealthy take no risks and become wealthier as a result, and the poor have to make ends meet with an ever shrinking portion of the total wealth of the society, because the majority of money is locked away and earning value for itself. There is ample historical precedent for this. It almost always ended badly.

      And with bitcoin, you keep your own coins, you don't deposit them in a fractional reserve bank that uses it to stimulate business.

      ...and yet we have all these exchanges for Bitcoin cropping up everywhere. It's almost as if there's inherent and significant value in institutionalized finance even in the Bitcoin world. It's almost as if banks actually provide an array of useful services that people are willing to pay good money for. As if most people acknowledge that yes, I could simply carry a wad of legal tender around on my person, but this bank over here enables me to transact my business so much easier and in so many ways. Odd.

      This is what the Earth needs. We cannot go on consuming our childrens' futures. We must end our senseless consumption in the name of "progress" or the Earth will lose enough of its ecological web that we can no longer survive. Some say it is already too late. I maintain there is hope but we must adopt a more sustainable civilization or we will perish.

      Oh wait, so your recommended vector to ecological stability is through a generations-long process of grinding productivity down via deflationary monetary policy? That is inane. After singing praises--lower costs for food! Greater saving! Helps the poor save!--you're now going to turn right around and sing the praises of how it naturally destroys productivity.

      There exist far more direct, far more effective, and--despite the fact that we currently have a snowball's chance of getting them enacted--far more realistic and implementable ways to improve and protect the ecology of our planet than convincing everyone to throw sand in the gears until things eventually fall apart.

      At the end of the day, the biology of deflation means our money more closely matched natural systems governed by scarcity.

      You wish to align to a state of nature. On this, I will defer to Thomas Hobbes:

      "In such condition there is no place for industry, because the fruit thereof is uncertain, and consequently, not culture of the earth, no navigation, nor the use of commodities that

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  8. 5 pointed palm exploding heart technique by rmdingler · · Score: 1
    Once the coal-black West Virginian kiss of death has been administered,

    bitcoin is finished.

    Muhuhahahahahaaa!

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  9. It begins by Issarlk · · Score: 1

    The war on terrorist currencies (as they'll call them shortly).

  10. has the good senator a plan to pay for water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for his constituents http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=w%20va%20water%20crisis&sm=3

    1. Re:has the good senator a plan to pay for water by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Shhh... You are interrupting the distraction!

  11. Whew! by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    I was worried about BTC crashing, but thankfully they're looking to outlaw it.

    Investment secured!

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  12. OT - Probably confirmation bias, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else notice Democrats are the default case in journalism? I noticed a while back that whenever a politician is mentioned and their party isn't explicitly mentioned they are always Democrat, the only exceptions I've noticed are for extremely well known Republicans like a Newt Gingrich.

  13. I has called for for by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    heavily regulation of Slashdot editorial skills.

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  14. Can anyone say money laundering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really what else is this service for but money laundering and a get rich scheme for investors? No tracking of transactions is obviously a dream come true for organized crime.
    Yes, the other problem with this is that the US would have a hard time regulated such a non traceable service that works Worldwide. The US has already lost the game of controlling money and if big business starts using BitCoin the US loses any ability to regulate.

    1. Re:Can anyone say money laundering? by carlhaagen · · Score: 1

      You're suffering a fundamental misunderstanding of the Bitcoin protocol. The entire currency as it stands at any point in time is contained within the blockchain. Every single minting of a coinbase, and every single transaction ever made; from where, to where, at what point, how much etc. Also, AML already demands exchanges to able to supply identification for each account that ever does a BTCfiat exchange.

  15. Cousins to BTC are ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean cousins to BTC are not allowed too?

  16. Here we go again.... by beheaderaswp · · Score: 1

    I'm not a fan of crypto-currency. At the same time I'm not a fan of government involvement in regulating it.

    Let the people who use it work it out. Caveat Emptor.

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  17. And the rest of the world... by Type44Q · · Score: 2

    WV Senator Calls For Ban On All Unregulated Cryptocurrencies

    And the rest of the world calls for a ban on incest.

    Alright, alright, I jest. But seriously, what do they call a girl in West Virginia who can outrun her brothers?

    A virgin. :p

    1. Re:And the rest of the world... by m93 · · Score: 1

      I'm from WV, so I claim the right to tell another joke: What do you call two bumblebees in a plastic coke bottle? A West Virginia vibrator.

    2. Re:And the rest of the world... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I'm from WV, so I claim the right to tell another joke

      I have Scottish-immigrant hillbilly ancestors from the area so I claim the right to tell even more:

      Q: Why did O.J. want his trial moved to West Virginia?

      A: 'Cause everyone there has the same DNA...

      Q: Why do they like Thanksgiving so much in West Virginia?

      A: They like to pump kin.

    3. Re:And the rest of the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, too, am from WV(Morgantown). Here's one at the specific expense of Preston County: What has 1000 legs, no shoes, and 3 teeth? The line at the Buckwheat Festival.

    4. Re:And the rest of the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you divorce your wife in WV, Are you still cousins?

      What's a divorce in WV and a tornado in OK have in common? Somebody's going to loose a trailer.

    5. Re:And the rest of the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: Who do you know your at a WV wedding?

      A: They are all sitting on the same side of the church.

    6. Re:And the rest of the world... by volmtech · · Score: 1

      My mother and her HALF sister are from WV. My aunts daughters were HOT.

  18. relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://imgur.com/db0Ru7h

    1. Re:relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read enough reddit and you don't even need to click the links anymore to know what they're for. "I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead..."

      .

  19. Gee, color me surprised by carlhaagen · · Score: 4, Funny

    A banking goon wants cryptographic currency - a technological currency the banks cannot gain any control of - to be banned. How about that. What's next? A system for banning competition in business?

    1. Re:Gee, color me surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think the banks can't gain control of bitcoin?

      Excuse me while I go laugh my head off.

    2. Re:Gee, color me surprised by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      A banking goon wants cryptographic currency - a technological currency the banks cannot gain any control of - to be banned. How about that.

      Hah!

      What's next? A system for banning competition in business?

      We already have that, it's called "0bama Style Crony Capitalism"!

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    3. Re:Gee, color me surprised by Glock27 · · Score: 2

      You think the banks can't gain control of bitcoin?

      Excuse me while I go laugh my head off.

      I suppose "they" could if they started one hell of a mining operation...that would take quite a bit of effort though, and presumes there wouldn't be a mining arms race. Sounds farfetched to me.

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    4. Re:Gee, color me surprised by meglon · · Score: 1

      .... or they could simply refuse to accept them, or any transaction that's taken place involving them. Sure, they'd still be valuable to people who don't seem to realize what they're backed by, and their actual value, is the same: absolutely nothing.

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    5. Re:Gee, color me surprised by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Sure, they'd still be valuable to people who don't seem to realize what they're backed by, and their actual value, is the same: absolutely nothing.

      Just like the US Dollar.

      There's nothing there. It's just bits in a Federal Reserve computer system. All the gold deposited by other nations at the NY Fed is gone, has been gone for years. Other nations have all but stopped loaning the US money at anywhere near sane rates. The US Treasury is now buying our own bonds to keep things from collapsing, but it cannot continue.

      The US Dollar is backed by nothing more than US government propaganda. People around the world are already waking to this fact. There are already international actions under way to move away from the US dollar as a reserve currency for international trade in things like oil. It won't be long before the US Dollar and the US economy collapses, maybe two years at the outside.

      And rightly so, as those in the US government are running it like some banana republic, or the Wiemar Republic.

      Strat

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    6. Re:Gee, color me surprised by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      .... or they could simply refuse to accept them, or any transaction that's taken place involving them.

      They don't "accept" them now, and banks don't have control over external transactions. Thanks for playing! ;-)

      Sure, they'd still be valuable to people who don't seem to realize what they're backed by, and their actual value, is the same: absolutely nothing.

      Almost no modern currencies are "backed" by anything. Go buy some gold or silver and have fun! They're not nearly as convenient for Internet transactions as BTC though...

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    7. Re:Gee, color me surprised by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      Almost no modern currencies are "backed" by anything.

      You are quite wrong in this. The US Dollar is almost entirely backed by debt. In order to obtain paper money (Federal Reserve Notes), a bank must deposit adequate collateral, such as Treasury Bonds. When banks do fractional reserve lending, and increase the money supply, the additional book-entry dollars are now backed by loans from the bank. The exception to this are the gold certificates held by the Fed, which nominally are backed by Treasury vault gold. Since they are not allowed to exchange the certificates for physical gold, it is arguable that they are backed by nothing, and the gold was confiscated by the US government. Gold certificates at market exchange rates are worth $400 billion, which is only about 4% of the M2 money supply, so they are not a big factor either way. The rest is debt.

      Of course, bankers like a system where money is backed by debt, since money and debt are their business, and they can make it a growth business. Money backed by precious metals would be the business of mining companies, and growth is limited by physical supply.

  20. too bothered to regulate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's ban it instead of actually trying to regulate it.

    Playgrounds need regulation to ensure they're save, but that's too much effort, ban unregulated playgrounds.

    Holy shit, this trick works for everything!

    This government job is a lot easier than I thought! "Honey! I think we can get that vacation after all!"

    1. Re:too bothered to regulate by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that worked for Alcohol and Drugs, so why not money?

    2. Re:too bothered to regulate by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

      The BATFEB; Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Bitcoin? I wonder how many letters the ATF will eventually accumulate when everything is said and done.

    3. Re:too bothered to regulate by erroneus · · Score: 3, Funny

      BATFECES; Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Encrypted Currency and Explosive Stuff

    4. Re:too bothered to regulate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it worked on money before. Banknotes used to be printed by banks, and not governments. Laws, and regulations have removed it as an accepted practice accost most of the world.

    5. Re:too bothered to regulate by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Still sounds like a good weekend to me.

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  21. Ban it as a first option.. by sqorbit · · Score: 2

    Can someone please explain to me why a ban is the first option for some lawmakers who don't understand a certain advancement, technology or social issue. State governments seem to use the "ban it first, ask questions later" philosophy on anything they don't fully comprehend. If this keeps up we will soon start banning theoretical physics.

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    1. Re:Ban it as a first option.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Can someone please explain to me why a ban is the first option for some lawmakers who don't understand a certain advancement, technology or social issue. State governments seem to use the "ban it first, ask questions later" philosophy on anything they don't fully comprehend. If this keeps up we will soon start banning theoretical physics.

      The authoritarian leadership style demands control and compliance. Doesn't matter whether you have an (R) or a (D) behind their name, a badge and a gun, or just a fancy title and a nice office. If you see your job as controlling the unruly masses for their own good, then anything that is beyond your control must be a threat - not only to your own power but to the citizenry itself. Anything beyond your comprehension is, by definition, beyond your control, and by extension, also a threat.

      Also, re: theoretical physics, stop giving them ideas.

    2. Re:Ban it as a first option.. by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      Better question... why haven't they banned the missunderstood tax code?

    3. Re:Ban it as a first option.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they'll always get the majority vote while the thing they want to ban is in the extreme minority, see the 21 new laws against zoophilia in the past 2 decades.

  22. They should call by rossdee · · Score: 1

    For a ban on washing machines too

  23. Stop calling it a currency by The123king · · Score: 1

    It's about as close to a currency as gold and silver are. All bitcoin is is a commodity that can be traded for good and services, or a real regulated and respected currency

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    1. Re:Stop calling it a currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "commodity, n - a raw material or primary agricultural product that can be bought and sold, such as copper or coffee."

      bitcoins are not a commodity because they are not useful outside of being a medium of exchange.

      Now you can certainly draw a lot of parallels between bitcoins and precious metals like silver and gold. And we take this metaphor further by saying that we "mine" bitcoins. And we can divide BTC into small pieces like you can with a previous metal, so it does have a lot in common (the metaphor is apt at least). But gold is also a commodity, you can make things out of it. Maybe if the proof of work for BTC has some intrinsic value, I'd buy your assumption that it is a commodity. I really want to believe bitcoins are a commodity, but it only partially passes the Duck Test.

      I consider BTC to be a medium of exchange. That's a very broad term. But that term would mean that in at least some sense, that bitcoins are a currency as well.

  24. And like that WOW is shut down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry WOW gold is illegal. No video games are allowed to have gold, money or anything tradable.

    1. Re:And like that WOW is shut down. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Possibly.... but only if the trade also involved the transfer of any kind of commodity that was not actually controlled by the game.

  25. Bitcoin is not legal tender by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

    There. Problem solved.

  26. WOW gold is not legal tender by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

    There, just wanted to shore that one up as well.

  27. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA by fastgriz · · Score: 1

    He should call for a ban on illegal file sharing too.... oh... wait.. What an impotent petty little tyrant.

  28. Is he Christian? by erroneus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anyone who is Christian and believes what's in Revelations, should be against regulating money. That whole number of the beast thing should be at the front of their minds when the topic of currency regulation comes up.

    Bitcoin and others have come about because a need has been recognized. What is the need? A stable currency that can't be as easily manipulated at the whim of the issuing agency? Yeah, that's probably the need they're addressing.

    So if government legislators and politicians are concerned about the US Dollar, they should address the problems of the US Dollar instead of attacking the competition.

    1. Re:Is he Christian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      To answer the question in your title, no. Hes is not a Christian. There are no Christians in the US Senate, with the possible exception of Rand Paul (his father is DEFINITELY a Christian).

      Anyone who is Christian and believes what's in Revelations, should be against regulating money. That whole number of the beast thing should be at the front of their minds when the topic of currency regulation comes up.

      Bingo. Hence my statement that there are almost no Christians in the US Senate.

    2. Re:Is he Christian? by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 0

      >Anyone who is Christian and believes what's in Revelations, should be against regulating money.

      Does it really matter what people who are deeply delusional believe, as long as they can be kept from power? We shouldn't ever determine our actions based on the ravings of superstitious yahoos.

    3. Re:Is he Christian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Christian and I'm pretty sure I have a 50 point IQ advantage over you, so your ad hominem tells more about you than it does me.

      An intelligent person would seek an alliance with someone on an issue they agree to get what they want (I am assuming you are opposed to the Manchin bill, perhaps that is an error).

      BTW, I always give secular reasons for approving/opposing policies. However I do use such arguments on Christians and non-Christians alike if it will get them to join my side.

    4. Re:Is he Christian? by erroneus · · Score: 2

      Full disclosure: I am atheist.

      I just think it's often convenient to use their religion against them when possible.

    5. Re:Is he Christian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Christian and I'm pretty sure I have a 50 point IQ advantage over you

      Prove that.

      I know what my IQ is, and I know that I don't believe in imaginary friends.

      Your inherent delusion counts against your claim of having a high IQ.

    6. Re:Is he Christian? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Anyone who is Christian and believes what's in Revelations, should be against regulating money. T

      I disagree with you. I assume you are serious and are referring to the antichrist controlling all buying and selling during the tribulation in an effort to get people to take the mark of the beast. If so, I'd like to point out something to you..

      First, it's going to happen and there is nothing you can do about it. You cannot change prophecy, or adjust the fulfillment of it so why are you up in arms over this? It's out of your control.

      Second, most believers I know are not expecting to be here during the tribulation period. The most common interpretation of Daniel and Revelation I know teaches that the Church (i.e. believers living and dead) are caught up in the rapture and removed from the earth PRIOR to the start of the tribulation. Following that is at least 3 1/2 years before the antichrist sets up his full power structure and starts forcing people to take the mark. I'm out of here by then.

      So, I don't really care one way or the other. I'm not going to be here for the events covered in Revelation and the 40th week of Daniel.

      Now if you are just joking... Don't quit you day job..

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    7. Re:Is he Christian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. Where, exactly, did you come from?

    8. Re:Is he Christian? by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      That's because you're no better than any religious zealot. You hate other people because of what they believe. Even if they grew up their entire life surrounded by people telling them to believe something. You will continue to hate on them instead of reaching out a hand to try and bridge the gap. No need to try and convince people that you have some insight into the world to share with them. Just continue hating.

      If you think you don't hate them, ask yourself why you get such pleasure in telling children there is no Santa Claus? That's basically what you are doing.

    9. Re:Is he Christian? by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Full disclosure: I am atheist.

      I just think it's often convenient to use their religion against them when possible.

      Some Christians feel the same way about your religion.

      Strat

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    10. Re:Is he Christian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh, you evil atheist repent and accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your savior now!

    11. Re:Is he Christian? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Anyone who is Christian and believes what's in Revelations, should be against regulating money.

      Christianity? Funny, that reminds me of this guy Jesus who said something about not obsessing about money - in fact you should give it all to the poor to get a treasure in Heaven (funny how bibilical literalists never interpret that part literally). Good thing American Evangelicals are here to set the record right.

      Bitcoin and others have come about because a need has been recognized. What is the need? A stable currency that can't be as easily manipulated at the whim of the issuing agency? Yeah, that's probably the need they're addressing.

      Internet cash, actually: a fast and convenient way of making payment from person to person without trusting the sender, recipient or any third parties.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    12. Re:Is he Christian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second, most believers I know are not expecting to be here during the tribulation period. The most common interpretation of Daniel and Revelation I know teaches that the Church (i.e. believers living and dead) are caught up in the rapture and removed from the earth PRIOR to the start of the tribulation. Following that is at least 3 1/2 years before the antichrist sets up his full power structure and starts forcing people to take the mark. I'm out of here by then.

      So, I don't really care one way or the other. I'm not going to be here for the events covered in Revelation and the 40th week of Daniel.

      I can believe how evil this prophecy is and how evil the believers can be. I'm gonna commit enough minor sins to make sure I'm around when the rapture comes. The people left behind will need as much help as they can get, and knowing how stupid people can be, a little charity in times of evil can go a long way.

      Fuck God and his democracy brought in through war and suffering, OK?

  29. Re:Ban the USD by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    On the plus side, we could 'regulate' Mt. Gox's little 'accidentally disappearing into the night with ~$350 million unaccounted for' misunderstanding with the same seriousness that we employed to show HSBC that (blue collar) Crime Does Not Pay (~0.001%, and no pesky criminal charges) for about $3,500. A Small Price To Pay For Rule Of Law!

  30. pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Instead of trying to ban it, they should instead just be having a chuckle at the goofs who invested in it like it was a real thing. Bitcoins barely hurt any of the real financial institutions, mucking with this category of thing seems like it would be troublesome and pointless territory, and anyway people who are willing to experiment with this sort of thing should be permitted (not encouraged) in case they actually come up with a good idea the real monetary systems can use.

    1. Re:pffft by mark-t · · Score: 2

      The argument goes, although I don't necessarily agree with it's validity, that given the frequency with which you seem to regularly hear about any single specific "unregulated currency" being used as a money laundering system by criminals, that said specific currency is problematic by association.... What I take from this is that as long as any single unregulated medium of exchange does not become too ubiquitously used or popular, illegal activity is diluted across all of them, and falls under the radar of public consciousness. This might be perceived as important because the more they hear about it, the more they may also think about ways to have done it without getting caught, which may tempt people to try something similar.

  31. Normally... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    I'd usually ask what the hell is in the water down there for them to be pumping out (and electing, no less) such fine specimens of humanity; but seeing as this is West Virginia, and the locals get to ask the same question, often, would that be in poor taste?

  32. Ban all law makers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a ban on politicians, think of all the problems we could solve

    1. Re:Ban all law makers! by gnupun · · Score: 1

      What problems does bitcoin solve that cash, credit cards and checks (cheques) don't solve? Why do we need it?

    2. Re:Ban all law makers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the video on http://www.bitpay.com for the sales pitch

    3. Re:Ban all law makers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They changed their site, seems the video is gone. I remember them talking about being freed from transaction fees, being able to buy subscription services without having to provide your full name & address (they don't need to know who you are), and a bunch of other things that I can't remember.

    4. Re:Ban all law makers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Why do we need it?
      For making purchases from black market merchants via the Internet. This is a very valuable function, and will be until a better means to pay underground merchants comes along, or governments stop being authoritarian. I wouldn't bet on the latter ever happening, but a new cryptocurrency will probably eventually displace and devalue Bitcoin.

    5. Re:Ban all law makers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's immune to counterfeiting, transactions are visible instantly and clear in 10 minutes, never has banking hours or holidays, doesn't require ID, has no chargebacks, has no overdrafts, can't bounce like a check, has lower inflation, can't be frozen or blocked, can be hidden in a secret passphrase, and is easy to automate.

      For me, the initial selling point was "can't be frozen or blocked". In my country they ruled that political campaign contributions are a form of free speech, but then blocked me from sending money to Wikileaks.

  33. How do you ban something that is unregulated? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Isn't that kind of a contradiction in terms?

  34. Might as well ban the barter system too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The way I see it, Bitcoin is the baseball card of the new generation. If I've got a card worth as much as an exotic sports car, and the current owner of that car wants my card, we can trade. However, if I've got Bitcoin, and the owner wants Bitcoin... there's a problem?

  35. Spare time by trawg · · Score: 1

    American Senators sure have a lot of time to spend on impossible tasks and tilting at windmills, instead of learning about technology and displaying adaptability.

    If he wants to look good for banning some scary technology thing, maybe he should start with something easier - like getting porn off the Internet.

    1. Re:Spare time by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      You don't have to learn when you have power, you can instead bend others to your will.

      Our biggest problem is entrenched power wielded by people who don't want to learn or progress.

    2. Re:Spare time by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      If he wants to look good for banning some scary technology thing, maybe he should start with something easier - like getting porn off the Internet.

      I don't think you understand any good god fearing red blooded American is all for porn, just so long as it isn't any stranger than what they look at.

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  36. Why? Where is the public interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why ban it? Just ignore it.

    How is the public interest served by spending any energy on worrying about bitcoin.

  37. Sounds like a good idea to me by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    Largely because I'm tired of hearing about it, moreover tired of hearing justifications for it based upon people who have no understanding of money outside of what some Austrian-economics kook told them.

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    1. Re:Sounds like a good idea to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because banning it will surely make you hear less of it? I mean, it has worked so well for other banned things in the past...

  38. I don't understand by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    When did VW get a senator?

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    1. Re:I don't understand by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? They probably have 5 or 6 timeshare sentors

  39. A Ban. Yeah. by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Because that's going to work. Perhaps they should ban all foreign currencies while they're at it.

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    1. Re:A Ban. Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foreign currencies are already banned. Try spending Pounds or Euros at an American restaurant or book store.

  40. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the Senator that set out to ban salt in restaurant cooking?

    Douche

  41. Why not just set a preemptive ban, then? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    "Any industry that is unregulated, good, or service, and might provide profits a useful function or benefit for some group of the population, is hereby banned."

  42. Unneccesary by asylumx · · Score: 1

    I don't see why the government should worry about these cryptocurrencies. As long as they don't back the currency, then the whole market for that currency is "enter at your own risk" and people who decide to use it are (or should be) doing so fully aware of that fact. Regarding it being anonymous, isn't USD cash also anonymous? What's the difference? In fact, probably bitcoin is less anonymous than cash.

    I don't personally like bitcoin and I have no desire nor reason to try to use it, but there's no good reason it should be illegal.

    1. Re:Unneccesary by gander666 · · Score: 1

      The problem, how I see it, is that once enough people get burned (like the 6% of all extant BTC being stolen) they will demand quite vocally that the government prevent that from happening.

      All the statements of buyer beware, this is an investment, not guaranteed etc will be tossed out the window.

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  43. once again... by Connie_Lingus · · Score: 1

    ...the socially comforting sound of a hammer meeting the nail.

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  44. Report all user intpus to DHS! by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    The only way we're truly going to get a handle on this crime problem and protect the American people from themselves is to mandate installation of ROM-based drivers to report all keyboard presses, mouse events and screen gestures to the Department of Homeland Security's central analysis system where they can use Big Data Mining techniques to forewarn our protectors of imminent dangers to the public good.

    This may, of course, require modifications to CPU hardware architecture to override any attempts to subvert the reporting drivers, but no measures are too great to protect the public good.

  45. Bizarre Shadowy Paper-Based Payment System by bigmattana · · Score: 1

    How the media (and politicians) would perceive cash if it were invented today:
    http://ledracapital.com/blog/2...

    It is truly amazing how when new technology comes along that gives the government greater control in visibility into our private lives that so many people just go along with they idea that we couldn't function as a society if government didn't have these new-found powers. In this case it is it is the prevalence of electronic cash transfers and credit card payments that has made people forget the government still caught criminals before 1980 these existed, and even before the mid 20th century when checking accounts became prevalent. Now if you are using cash for more than than tiny purchases you must be a criminal, and the government must know ever detail of every financial transaction to fight terrorism for the children.

    1. Re:Bizarre Shadowy Paper-Based Payment System by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Note: I don't live in the USA.
      I quickly scanned the article, without trying I found faults with it.

      Cash is a 100% anonymous and untraceable payments technology.

      Except it isn't, serial IDs on money gets recorded and it's contact with banks is recorded for fraud and deprecation purposes. If it was 100% anonymous and untraceable, that wouldn't happen.

      Though hard to imagine, cash operates with no consumer protection at all. If your ‘bills’ are stolen or lost, they are gone forever.

      Except I have insurance if my physical money gets stolen or lost. So, I do have consumer protection?

      Moreover, there appears to be no authentication mechanism associated with cash payments or transfers, let alone one that matches modern security standards.

      Like the RFID chips in my notes?

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  46. Yeah, this will work just as well by wiredog · · Score: 1

    As banning online gambling did. And we all know how well that worked.

    It worked pretty damn well, actually.

  47. Re:Ban the USD by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    Notably cash is anonymous in legal transactions, but only up to a point:

    http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/...

    I wonder if the IRS considers this applicable to *coin equivalent transactions as well.

    .

  48. Since they didn't put it in the article by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

    He's a Democrat. You can tell that because they didn't post his party affiliation in the article. Had it been a Republican it would have read "Republican xyz who is a Republican from the Republican party did .......". To be honest, I'm surpised they didn't do the usual "Rep Joe Manchin" like they usually do in order to confuse people when a Democrat acts dishonestly

  49. From WV ... got nothing better to do?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Senator has all the time in the world on his hands, maybe he could do something to provide clean drinking water to his constituents?
    Just a thought ...

  50. All Heil to Private Banking Cartel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also know as Federal Reserve corporation Ltd.

  51. Regulated by whom? by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    What jurisdiction has the authority to regulate inherently global cryptocurrencies? The UN perhaps?

    I suppose every federal jurisdiction has an ability to regulate some things about how the currency is used inside their borders (e.g. how exchanges physically located there work and how they have to report),

    is the definition of an unregulated currency a currency that no federal jurisdiction anywhere in the world, nor the UN, has regulated explicitly or implicitly yet?

    Or is this another case of someone conveniently forgetting that there is a whole world out there outside of the US of A.

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  52. How is cryptocurrency unique? by Darth+Muffin · · Score: 1

    I don't get how buying and selling Bitcoins is any different than doing the same with Beanie Babies, Baseball Cards or mp3 files (that you have the right to sell). What is the legal definition of "Cryptocurrency"? New ones are popping up all the time. Where were the legislators crying for regulation when the bottom fell out of the Beanie Baby market?

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  53. Ban what? by zerosomething · · Score: 1

    How do you actually ban something that isn't run by any one entity? I guess you can make it illegal to use crypto currency for any exchange by the government controlled entities but that doesn't actually ban Bitcoin or anything else.

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  54. I can't get no satisfaction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boolean logic may not apply to natural language.

  55. He's paid off, he's a politiocian by SinisterEVIL · · Score: 1

    JPmorgan. The most outspoken company against crypto currencies Donated over $30k to his campaign. https://www.opensecrets.org/po...

  56. Bitcoin is regulated. by Kremmy · · Score: 1

    The problem for this gentleman is that he doesn't understand HOW it is regulated. Mister Senator feels that it should be centrally regulated by his faction, but, that's not how regulation works in the Bitcoin world. Regulation of Bitcoin is done through protocol consensus, it's entirely based on the individual users and stakeholders who are actively part of the Bitcoin network. This is a truly strange argument against Bitcoin, because Bitcoin is neither anonymous nor unregulated. It's pseudonymous and uses a crowd regulated model. Perhaps Mister Senator should look into the idea of laws and regulations being created through consensus of the people, because I feel that he and his coworkers might benefit from the idea.

  57. Shouldn't be a problem by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    Bitcoin and the others aren't anonymous. Not when everyone has access to the record of every transaction. Just because they don't have names on them doesn't mean anything. All law enforcement has to do is figure out the people involved in one transaction and they can start tracking their way back through all of them.. unlike normal cash.

    With the amount of information that DHS has on all of us they should have no problems doing this. Makes me kind of wonder about the identiy of Satoshi Nakomoto.

    Idiot Senator, as the power hungry pro government anti-freedom a$$hole that all of our politicians are he should be praising Bitcoin!

    1. Re:Shouldn't be a problem by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      > Makes me kind of wonder about the identiy of Satoshi Nakomoto.

      Makes a lot of people wonder. Likely he was properly paranoid and used good security. Otherwise someone would have tracked him down and used rubber hose cryptography on him. He is estimated to hold ~1,000,000 bitcoins, from being the very first miner and it was trivially easy to mine back then. At today's rates that is worth $600 million. Definitely worth a criminal enterprise's time to figure out who it is. Since his original coins have never been spent (the Block Chain proves it), this has likely not happened.

  58. All your bitcoin are belong to us! by kevingnet3706 · · Score: 1

    All your bitcoin are belong to us!

  59. Banning all? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

    Did he propose banning all crypto-currencies or only the high-powered, high-capacity ones?

    1. Re:Banning all? by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      This Senator is too dumb to properly define what a cryptocurrency is, so no, he didn't.

      He played football in college, but had to quit because of injuries. My guess is one too many concussions from tackles in an era before proper helmets (he's 70 years old now). Just like Muhammed Ali, he can smile for the camera, but is a few cards short of a full deck.

  60. Would that ban cash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movement of which can be pretty much anonymous and unregulated.

    1. Re:Would that ban cash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fiat money is probably safe. as the government is the only one that can authorize its creation.

  61. +1 to this, he is a Democrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 to this - too bad no mod points today.

  62. Republicans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they really think they can force Obama to sign this like they forced him to sign their horrible ACA insurance scam. It's not going to happen. We know the Democrats will fight this horror.

  63. So he wants trillions of dollars to not by ralphaostrander · · Score: 1

    be in America.

  64. even more of a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mt Gox (Even before this debacle) + WV Senator involvement is just more evidence that BTC really is just a joke currency.

    Then there's the BTC mining ASIC hardware that's being sold. If they were that effective, the manufactures would be using them themselves and selling the BTC rather than selling the devices.

  65. Someone please kill Joe Manchin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't need any more fucking fascists fucking people in this country any more.

  66. free market by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    The free market has already handled this. The senator has been bought and paid for, to the tune of $30,000 in campaign contributions from J.P. Morgan Chase. The same J.P. Morgan Chase that is strongly against bitcoin. That weakens the senators argument a bit IMHO.

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  67. B2B settlement by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

    > For example, I think it has potential for a "free" way to do high volume B2B settlement among international entities... but I never hear anyone talk about this.

    If you mean mainstream media, they are clueless about other uses for bitcoin besides speculation and buying drugs. The core innovation in bitcoin is using chained hashes with proof-of-work to create provably unaltered databases. Bitcoin happens to use it to record monetary transactions, but the same technology can be used to record *any type of data whatsoever*. Think about that for a minute. You can encode a business contract with a currency payment script included (bitcoin transactions are actually scripts, you can program them). Then when one party completes their side of the contract, they automatically get paid. No having to send an invoice, wait for the check in the mail, etc.

    I'm working on distributed automated production (https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Seed_Factories/WWF), where different automated machines with different owners produce parts of a product. A method like the above would be an excellent low-overhead way to coordinate work across a network. But hubris and being brought low is a classic story, so the fall of Mt.Gox or Silk Road is a much more attractive story to the media (who are basically story-tellers). The work of making production more efficient doesn't make the news, and your basic bitcoin saving retailers 5% on sales barely rates a mention. That comes from reduced bank fees, fraud, and chargebacks.

  68. stupid republcans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GOP wants to ban everything that threatens their Wall street buddies.

  69. Crypto-currency == encrypted SPEECH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I heard, the SCOTUS said money WAS speech, therefore if Bitcoin IS money, it's speech and constitutionally protected, if it's not money... then what's the problem?

  70. Where's the party affiliation? Manchin (D) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like the mainstream media, when it's something that won't be popular, you guys leave off the party affiliation of the Congress-critters that are normally on *your* side. It should read 'Sen. Joe Manchin (D) of West Virginia..........'.

  71. personal bets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    applies to personal bets on sports events as well

  72. Two flavors of idiot/scoundrel: D and R by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's hard to tell the idiots from the scoundrels.

    I had a bet with myself about this particular one. It was pure chance that I got his party affiliation right.

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