Scottish Independence Campaign Battles Over BBC Weather Forecast
00_NOP writes "The political battle over Scotland's independence ballot — to take place in September this year — has now moved on to how the BBC project the UK on their national weather forecast. The BBC use a projection based on the view of Britain from geostationary weather satellites and so there is naturally some foreshortening at the northern end of Britain (Scotland, in other words). But nationalist campaigners say this means Scottish viewers are constantly being shown a distorted image of their country which makes it look smaller and hence (in their view) less able to support independence. In response others have suggested that the nationalists are truly 'flat earthers.'"
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Will there be a referendum about beta, d'ye ken?
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
"Would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take OUR MERCATOR PROJECTION!"
This is an interesting point actually. Different map projections really do affect the way countries (and especially big countries) look like on the map.
Whether this should have an impact on how the Scottish view their potential independence I don't know....
They're everywhere the same. They have this ridiculous niotion that a border reinstated not very long ago makes the people on both sides in any way different.
Yes, I'm left. You have a problem with that?
Independence is a big word, Sovereignty is perhaps a bit better.
If they would achieve that, they would be outside the EU as well, because GB, Spain, France an a few others would veto it.
They are too afraid it would encourage their own Nationalist Basques, Catalans, Corse an so on.
Yes, they changed the projection in around 2005. The new format did indeed suck - take a look at the 'this is how weather maps look now' image on this page. It was a triumph of 3D prettiness over usability and produced wonderfully unhelpful graphics like this and there was a lot of sulking over it, not so much because of nationalist fervour, but more because it was crap. The BBC themselves claim they had 16,000 complaints. So they tweaked it, significantly.
It's a shame that the BBC's obsession with shiny things produced a weather forecast that sucked, and it is indeed quite possible that they didn't recognise how much it sucked because of inner-M25 London myopia, although if so the joke's on them because a significant proportion of BBC staff were moved to Manchester fairly shortly thereafter. Since the BBC produces a lot of things that are shiny but happen to suck it doesn't seem necessary to attribute the weather forecast to a subconscious urge to portray Scotland as negligible. Occam's razor suggests that the simpler explanation might be that whoever outsourced the weather forecasting isn't half as smart as they think they are.
If Scots think Scotland is a bit small to be functionally viable, then maybe they shouldn't be looking at independence then. These people are idiots.
The whole of the UK is enlarged on almost every map and thus is not in scale with the rest of Europe. My main point though is, who the hell cares?
They can distort their maps, but they cannot take their FREEEDOM!
Just goes to show how British the whole affair is. *sips tea*
-- "Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability." --Dijkstra
This is the Scottish version of "black holes are racist" and the illogic of it makes my skin crawl.
When it comes to national forecasts London isn't interested in anything north of Watford.
Scotland is a tiny country smaller in area than South Carolina or French Guiana.
Och, Alex, I've got it at last! We can win this thing. Those English bastards think we're a wee bit nuts right? So all we need to do is make them thing we're as mad as a nessie with a haggis on its head, and they'll pop over the border from Carlisle to Gretna Green to vote us independent. Och, we're Scotland after all; where the men wear nothing under their kilts and the fields are thick with thistles. They'll fall for it in no time.
This would not be the first time distorted maps have been used for a political purpose. There is no reason use the Mercator projection on world maps except to make the northern hemisphere countries look much larger than those in Africa and South America near the equator. (Hint: Africa is enormous but is often shown as smaller than North America)
"He took a duck in the face at 250 knots." -- William Gibson, Pattern Recognition
Manky scots git!
Oh totally, the Beeb would be so much better if it produced the same level of lowest-common-denominator shite as ITV and Channel 5.
I sense derision in your comment. If you are so fond of the BBC then YOU can give them money, but as for the rest of us we shouldn't be FORCED to pay for a license for the simple act of owning a television set. We no longer live in the 1950s. If the BBC is so worried that people will receive their signal without paying then they should encrypt the bloody thing and make it only available to subscribers.
I am aware that no matter what, this is NOT a technical problem. It is a social one. Even if they somehow found a way, the people moaning now will find something else. They will keep moaning even after they would get what they asked for.
That said, looking at the technical side, what do they use as starting point from where the UKandNI are vieuwed from? Is this the equator as many maps are made that way? What if they would use the middle of UKandNI as a point from where people look. That would mean much less distortion and equal distortion to the north as to the south.
If they are already are doing that, it just shows that it is a social problem and not a technical one.
Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
An independent Scotland might be a colossal economic fuckup as all the jobs & money from insurance, banking, service and support industries flee south but dammit the map projections will be correct. Vote Yes in the referendum!
In New Zealand's national museum, I saw a plane world map with the standard viewpoint shifted to directly above the country. There was no distortion of the standard projection, just a shift in viewpoint that made New Zealand look much bigger and more important. On every other map, it's a tiny sliver scrunched into one corner.
...with all those Scots running around for hundreds of years achieving great scientific and economic advances leading to the greatness of the British Empire?
Any 2 dimensional representation of a 3 dimensional object will be distorted in some shape or form. Anyhow - if they are that bothered perhaps they should pop a satellite into orbit and make their own weather forecast.
This clip from The West Wing sums up map projection issues nicely: http://youtu.be/n8zBC2dvERM
Well,
it mit look like a joke or pretty braindead.
However lots of americans are convinced their country is bigger than the rest of the world together.
I guess that happens if you don't know anything about maps and the rest of the world.
Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
The BBC should have a subscription for people in the rest of the world, so that we can watch the quality programmes they make online. I am sure this would be very popular, we wouldn't have to pay the cable companies for the higher monthly cost necessary to get BBC America.
Or maybe Amazon can do a deal with the Beeb so we can get more British programs on Amazon Prime
You miss the point of the license.
If you could choose not to pay the license, then the BBC must produce shows specifically with the interest of getting as many subscribers as possible. The result of this is that they must appeal to everyone. The result of this is that they must produce lowest-common-denominator shite, like ITV and channel 5.
The entire point of the license is to avoid them having to produce this bollocks.
They don't pay anything if they can get away with it.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
I think that this best describes how the people of Scotland feel about the BBC and their weather map. http://www.youtube.com/watch?f...
It has always amused me that in England the railways were known as British Rail, in Scotland they were known as ScotRail.
Since privatisation they are known as National Rail - http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/
And ScotRail - http://www.scotrail.co.uk/
There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
The world is flat
and that is that
To think of it as spherical
Is frankly quite hysterical.
Scotish have not really thought this through have they, they will not get Spains support to join the EU, because that risks seperatists movements in Spain getting more legitimacy.
I didn't realise it was that simple. I'd thought that Spain might have bigger fish to fry... such as access to Scottish waters for their fishing boats. Fishing is about the only thing of any value to their economy right now, and they're in a serious financial funk, but they'll just throw away the access they get to Scottish waters on a whim, will they?
Scots abroad will require visas and risk being deported (including other UK regions that they will now become immegrants along with other eastern european countries).
Nope. Standard practice when countries split is that their citizens automatically become citizens of the part of the country they live in, unless they choose otherwise. A Scottish born resident of Kent would therefore not become an "immegrant"[sic -- you know there are dictionaries online these days, right?]
Got them moderator blues I blieve I walk out the do', With these mod-points I been gettin', I 'most never post no mo'
A few points of information to counter London's propaganda.
If you compare Scotland with Norway, a similar sized country, with similar natural resources, we see the scale of mismanagement by HM Treasury. I'm particularly incensed that the UK is just about the only Oil rich country without a Sovereign Wealth Fund, whereas Norway (who only started theirs in 1990) has $1trn of assets, and 1.3% of all global market capitalisation. And all that economic goodness without even being in the EU.
Actually, quite the contrary. If you see any flag wrapping going on, it'll be the Union Flag, not the Saltire. And if you hear 'braveheart' mentioned, it'll be a British Nationalist trying to create the illusion you have fallen for. It's Cameron who is trying to whip up British sentiment. Last year it was the Olympics and the Jubilee and the Royal Wedding. This year, it's celebrating (yes, celebrating. Makes me sick) the start of WWI and holding every possible military event in Scotland. Thing is, he hasn't realised that we've noticed that he's closing Scottish bases and merging regiments at the same time. I forecast a massive backfire.
The independence movement as a whole is that oddest of things: a non-nationalist independence movement.
Fine. Have the pound, have the Bank of England, and have all the debt. The UK can set up a new currency instead.
Happy now?
If you don't want the debt, why should we let you take the oil? That's shared at the moment too.
If you want to use the pound without currency union then go right ahead. It's your economy that'll be out of your control, but if that's what you call independence then be my guest. ..oh look. Fucking Scottish Nationalists living in cloud fucking cuckoo land. If you want independence, vote for it - but don't be thinking you can pick and choose which bits you want. The rest of the UK will be looking out for itself post-separation and if that means fucking over the nascent Scottish state then that will happen.
(And before you fucking bleat like a member of the SNP, no, that's not bullying. It's cold hard logic - something the SNP lack)
I'd thought that Spain might have bigger fish to fry... such as access to Scottish waters for their fishing boats. Fishing is about the only thing of any value to their economy right now, and they're in a serious financial funk, but they'll just throw away the access they get to Scottish waters on a whim, will they?
You overestimate the importance of that, and the number of people employed in fishing in Spain, and underestimate the number of other places that they can go fish (e.g., off western Africa). If you think that fishing will save your asses, whereas there's the counter-example of the trouble caused by the separatist movement would trigger in Catalonia, I suggest you should visit reality sometime. The government in Madrid does not want Scotland to go independent, and doesn't want things to go easily for Scotland if they do go independent, and this is entirely for their own selfish domestic political reasons.
"Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
They're always distorting the way Alaska looks as well.
Many maps still show Alaska as an island in the Pacific, just North of Hawaii. The ones that don't, show us in a way have an exaggerated "foreshortening" the likes of which Scottland can't even dream of.
If a proportional map of Alaska were overlaid on one of the contiguous 48 states, it would overlay about 1/4 the landmass with arms protruding from Los Angeles to new York City..