PETA Abandons $1 Million Prize For Artificial Chicken
sciencehabit writes "Don't expect an artificial chicken in every pot anytime soon. Since 2008, the animal rights organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has offered $1 million to anyone able to create a commercially viable artificial meat from growing chicken cells. But although scientists are making progress toward artificial hamburgers, even a 2-year extension from the original deadline of 2012 wasn't enough to lure applicants for PETA's prize."
They've dangled a $1 million prize in front of everybody, with an impossible deadline, and when science actually does start coming close to earning it, they kill it.
That's chicken.
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Who would want it? Die hard long time vegetarians (like me) abhor fake meats as much as real meats - they are disgusting the (almost) the same way. Even fake cheese smells like wet socks... Then everything that matters is price, and I seriously doubt any commercial venture of fake chicken, no matter how good, will be able to compete in price with an inhuman industry that cuts so many corners to be profitable. And even then, where would the eggs come from? PETA is too crazy and bordering fanaticism in my book.
I was always placing my bets on advertising the 5th piece from this: http://www.ted.com/talks/jack_... New slogan: "Gotta love getting some juicy tail at KFC!" Subheader: "For a limited time, get your tail with or without a bone!" Artificial chicken for the foreseeable future is as real as Robot Chicken.
As I sometimes say to my evil black cat when she gets a bit crazy and decides to sink her claws into me, "Cat, the other white meat." So far she hasn't worked.
It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
Killing 90% of all the animals they take in while claiming to be an "ethical" organization. The sooner the sink into the dustbin of history along with various other wingnut organizations the better.
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The prize was bogus to begin with, as explained in this Slate article from 2008. In short, it wouldn't be paid out unless the contestant was selling a ton of the stuff in stores and restaurants across 10 states over three months... at the same price as real chicken.
Science prizes are supposed to encourage development of things not yet commercially viable; this was a phony small tip for someone already successful. "Phony", because even if someone had the breakthrough needed on the day after this was announced, there's no way in hell that it could be approved for use and on market shelves in time to meet even the extended deadline.
And then there were the contest requirements, including full disclosure of ingredients and methods (trade secrets), carte blanche use of any- and everything related for PeTA's promotional purposes, rules subject to change without notice, and so on.
This was never a serious offer, just serious marketing, something PeTA mastered long ago. This "prize" retraction just got them some more free air time and, no doubt, some new members & donations... saith an older and hopefully wiser former member & supporter.
What I'd like to know is, why does PETA hate chickens so much? You don't have to be a genius to foresee what will happen to the chicken species if we abandon them as a food source.
That said, being able to grow slabs of chicken breast in a nutrient bath at home would be pretty sweet, if it could be done.
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impossible deadline to create something which will be entirely too expensive to manufacture and will have a very limited market given the price of a real chicken is only a few dollars.
it wouldn't be paid out unless the contestant was selling a ton of the stuff in stores and restaurants across 10 states over three months... at the same price as real chicken.
Wow, you're not kidding. If you've got that, you've got revenue much higher than $1million, and are probably readying for a billion dollar IPO.
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Find some vegetarian, and ask them if they would eat meat if it came from artificial means. If they're the type that doesn't eat meat because they feel sorry for animals, they will get a really confused look on their face, say, "well, uh......" and say something very entertaining and random. That's not something they think about normally.
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I have trouble believing artificial meat would be remotely competitive in terms of nutrients use and various supporting chemical agents, energy inputs, costs of installation, maintenance and even the need for an artificial immunological system.
Chicken are incredibly efficient, and their eggs are even more efficient, this is reflected in the low price of the meat and eggs. Yeah I've had a philosophy that when fossil fuels aren't directly involved, cheaper is mostly synonymous with ecological.
It's possible that successful artificial meat on a massive scale would lead to more resource depletion and more global warming, in my mind. It would perhaps create incredibly resistant, "superbug" viruses or bacteria. I'm not terribly concerned with killing chicken in that scheme.
What certainly could be done is regulation to give way more space for the hen / chicken, small tariff on imports from countries that don't have a strong enough regulation yet. Yes, regulations, I hope that doesn't sound too evil and bureaucratic (weird how digiliently global regulations on IP are made up and applied yet libertarian corporate overlords don't bitch about them).
But who wants to eat some phony lab meat when they could be eating some tasty good healthy sea kittens!
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PETA has this crazed idea that animals are better off dead than owned even if they have absolutly no chance of surviving wild. So that would be perfectly in character for them actually.
I think that is a misrepresentation - they would rather them not being born than being owned, though they go through hoops to define pets as companions rather than being owned.
Alternatively, they genuinely thought we had a meat replacement ready to go and were just refusing to use it out of pettiness or evil. Given the way PETA talk about their ideological opponents it seems alarmingly plausible to me.
No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
No, otherwise they wouldn't go on massive slaughter-fests. An animal PETA gets its hands on has an 84% chance of getting murdered within 24 hours.
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PETA appears to be against the mass exploitation of chickens. If 10bn chickens are killed annually for meat, and that reduces to 10m, they will have succeeded ... but the chicken would be far from extinct. Commercial chicken production could even stop completely, but people in rural areas would still keep chickens, as they have done for hundreds of years, for their eggs if nothing else (remember that dual-use nature of the chicken?) Chicken manure is also quite the asset if you're living rurally. And then you can sell the carcass to stupid town-dwellers who are prepared to pay high prices for the "real chicken" their parents used to talk about.
The chicken isn't going to go extinct just because we stop exploiting it for meat on a mass scale. Stop pretending that complex bio-economic systems work in binary. The choice is not "continue to exploit animals in their billions" vs "watch them go extinct", and only a fool would claim that it was. I mean, I fucking hate PETA, but I hate binary thinking more (and I use the term "thinking" reservedly). As for the idea that mass production of chickens has some kind of advantage in terms of bio-diversity - it's complete and utter propagandist nonsense, although I guess it kind of works if you close your eyes and ignore the species that already went extinct so we can have enough land to grow enough corn to feed 10 billion identical fucking chickens.
No, otherwise they wouldn't go on massive slaughter-fests. An animal PETA gets its hands on has an 84% chance of getting murdered within 24 hours.
To be fair to them they don't like it and only do it so that they can accept animals rejected by other shelters. I have mixed feelings on this, on one hand I think they should turn more away - but on the other hand if the alternative is the animals being dumped by the roadside or worse then maybe accepting and euthenising is best
In warmer climates, they go feral. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F... Disclaimer: I love chickens! Specially off my grill in the summertime.
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Tyson has the artificial chicken market cornered. Seriously, try cooking up one of their birds and see if it actually taste like chicken. They are the reason why brining and marinating has become necessary before you can consume breast meat.
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Well, yeah. Not that I'm sure a million bucks wouldn't be useful to SOMEONE.
But for the kinds of heavy-duty R&D and vetting required for food products? That's a drop in the bucket.
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If you want a chicken like texture then eat quorn. It tastes remarkably close and has a similar texture. It's not so good as a substitute for other kinds of meat though. Not that I have any qualms about eating meat but some vegetarian alternatives are quite nice in their own right and just for a bit of variety.
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PETA appears to be against the mass exploitation of chickens. If 10bn chickens are killed annually for meat, and that reduces to 10m, they will have succeeded ... but the chicken would be far from extinct. Commercial chicken production could even stop completely, but people in rural areas would still keep chickens, as they have done for hundreds of years, for their eggs if nothing else (remember that dual-use nature of the chicken?) Chicken manure is also quite the asset if you're living rurally. And then you can sell the carcass to stupid town-dwellers who are prepared to pay high prices for the "real chicken" their parents used to talk about.
The chicken isn't going to go extinct just because we stop exploiting it for meat on a mass scale. Stop pretending that complex bio-economic systems work in binary. The choice is not "continue to exploit animals in their billions" vs "watch them go extinct", and only a fool would claim that it was. I mean, I fucking hate PETA, but I hate binary thinking more (and I use the term "thinking" reservedly). As for the idea that mass production of chickens has some kind of advantage in terms of bio-diversity - it's complete and utter propagandist nonsense, although I guess it kind of works if you close your eyes and ignore the species that already went extinct so we can have enough land to grow enough corn to feed 10 billion identical fucking chickens.
What PETA is really against is humans. Otherwise they'd make themselves better informed about what the animals really want. If you believe PETA, all animals want to do is flee humans, and that's observably false. Even skunks have been known to move in next to human beings. Alaskan wolves show off their puppies to tourists, and don't even think of trying to do anything interesting around emperor penguins.
Case in point: veganism, which I'm pretty sure is almost(?) essential for PETA membership. Veganism is based on the concept that you don't use any animal product that exploits the animal. Which gives you the wierd situation where you're allowed to eat human placenta meat, but not eggs.
The problem is that many farm animals of today are mutants bred to interact with humans. Chickens will lay sterile eggs, regardless, but vegans will leave the eggs to rot. Cows will produce milk, but lacking someone to milk them, will be in pain. Sheep, unsheared will overheat.
I prefer to minimize the amount of animal pain and suffering I cause. Besides, if I eat too many of them, they'll get their revenge by raising my cholesterol. I'll pay more for uncaged chicken eggs and am hoping to see the day that bacon, burgers and jerky are something that can be rolled off a production line instead of forcibly removed from the carcasses of dead animals.
But I think I get more pain and suffering from having to drive into an office and work all day than a chicken does producing that one sterile egg, so I'm not feeling too bad about a free-roving chicken.
Think about it people. Lab meat is here. On your table. Already.
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The chickens they mass produce today are artificial. They're so full of synthetic hormones and other chemicals they grow to 5 pounds or more in 6 weeks. I used to raise chickens when I was a kid and the average chicken breast in the store today weighs almost as much as an entire fryer from my flock used to. It's incredible. I flipped through a poultry catalog and they have things like "brandX." BrandX has to have special supplements in it's feed so their legs don't break because they weigh too much too fast for their bone structure.
I am sorry, I need a source other than PETA to believe that they don't like it. They provide no evidence that their claim is true. This is an organization which has been shown in the past to be willing to distort the facts in order to promote its agenda. It is also an organization that opposes the very concept of pets. So, to put it bluntly, I do NOT believe them. Since PETA believes that dogs and cats SHOULD be allowed to run feral (and only as many survive as manage to do so without human intervention), I believe they take these animals in with the intention of killing them since these animals apparently cannot survive in the wild without human intervention (the reason they are brought to the shelter in the first place).
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I am sorry, I need a source other than PETA to believe that they don't like it. They provide no evidence that their claim is true.
You have a strange argument here. Its akin to saying that someone wanting to promote healthy living liked unfit people dying of heart attacks. Granted they are odd an extreme, but to say that they like killing animals - despite them saying the opposite - seems unjustified.
Not defending them, but it's not murder unless they're killing humans. "Slaughtered" would be a better word to use.
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Just introducing a couple rich guys who hate animal cruelty and a few scientists working on the problem will accomplish more than any prize.
Depends how big the prize is and what those people end up doing. Also, I'd have to favor the results-oriented reward over the process-oriented reward.
I am not saying that they "like" killing animals. I am saying that they prefer killing animals to allowing those animals to be adopted as someone's pet. PETA has given me reason to think that they believe it is better for those animals to die than for them to live as someone's pet.
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There is no way that artificial chicken meat, or other meat for that matter, will be inexpensive enough to displace the business of raising actual livestock. The research should be focused and funded by medical interests who would seek to grow human tissue. From there, methods can be derived and adapted to creating artificial meat. It makes no sense to attempt this PETAs way... not financially anyway.
You can bet that as soon as some inventor hands a plate of vat-grown chicken to PETA and claims the prize, that PETA's general membership will turn it down as being "artificial." The foodies will spurn it for the same reason, no matter how good the taste becomes, and will have loads of fun ridiculing it in the fashion-magazine columns and on their obscure little cable channels.
When such meats are made, they will appeal to people who are concerned specifically about the ethics of factory farming, and will probably win some of these folks back from vegetarianism. But PETA, no.
A lot of my dislike of PETA is based on my impression that they're doing it more for attention than genuine concern for animals. The euthanizing seems to fit with that, killing animals that aren't attractive to make room for new animals which might gain sympathy. Much like I assume they do with attractive celebrity spokespeople who have gone past their prime. Another reason I dislike them is that they seem theistic in their defense of animals. Wanting to end all animal testing (which I assume they still do) to me doesn't sound like a reasoned position, it sounds like they don't care to consider that will completely stop medical progress for people.
That they actually have reservations about it suggests it's actually more about the animals, that they're doing something they hate because they realize they need to.
Or it's just PR for a well-mocked hypocrisy. I don't know. Just I'm less sure it's 100% about providing attention for starlets and socialites.
Have they talked to fast food companies? I'm pretty sure some of the stuff they sell isn't really meat.
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It would be worth a ticket to see PETA protest leather at the annual motorcycle festival.
Not defending them, but it's not murder unless they're killing humans. "Slaughtered" would be a better word to use.
legally yes ... but sometimes its nice to judge people by their own criteria.
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Sometimes... but most of the time you just drag yourself down to their level.
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They've been brow-beating Americans to stop eating meat so those who were, in one way or another, influenced by that campaign turned to chicken when what PETA really wanted was for everyone to become a miserable vegan. I guess they missed the memo that explained that PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.
There's a joke site about setting up a cloned-celeb-meat sausage co:
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No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
Guilty? For what?
I'm not guilty, I'm fed up. Yes I eat meat. Yes I know the animals were treated poorly, lived like sardines in too small cages, stood in their own feces, were transported thousands of miles without food or water to be brutally murdered with a hammer or worse, then cut open while still alive and so on.
Can I now continue my steak or did I forget anything you were about to lecture me with?
Vegetarianism seems to be some sort of messianic religion. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind people who don't eat meat. Just like I don't mind people who think it's necessary to drag their body once a week on the only day they could sleep in to some church to score some points in the afterlife. To each their own, and everyone should live the way that makes them happy.
Personally, I think it does NOT make them happy, though. It makes them miserable, and at the same time jealous of the people who don't follow their self imposed creed. So they feel the urge to convert the unbeliever because if everyone is miserable together, it's a bit less painful.
Fuck that. If you don't want to eat meat for $reason, do it. But stop the preaching. It's not your position to tell anyone else how to live their life if they don't want to hear about it. It's bad enough that you can fill your children's ears with your messianic voice.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
What I'd like to know is, why does PETA hate chickens so much? You don't have to be a genius to foresee what will happen to the chicken species if we abandon them as a food source.
That said, being able to grow slabs of chicken breast in a nutrient bath at home would be pretty sweet, if it could be done.
If you're not vegan, chickens are one of the most efficient ways of producing your own food. They don't need a lot of food, they can eat whatever they find in a pasture. They'll start producing eggs and do so for years (you don't even need a rooster), it's an excellent source of protein. You can keep two or three in a pretty small space as long as you can supplement their diet, and they'll still help keep the insect population down, and you'll have eggs every day.
So there is really no need for artificial chicken meat. When the chicken is too old to produce eggs, you eat it.
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What PETA was probably hoping for, that some med tech company developing artificial organs growing cells on scaffolds would take their technology and use it to create food instead.
Essentially growing chicken breast cells into a scaffold that's shaped like a chicken patty, or chicken breast for BBQ. I am surprised no one took these guys offer up to do this for $1 million, because this is the future of meat production, growing only the parts necessary for a particilar purpose or meal. Meat itself I think will also gradulally get replaced with more and more vegetables, while pesticides are replaced with artificial environmentally controlled facilities in order to grow a perfect crop year round every time..
Benefits of scaffold meat: no animals harmed, no disease if product is kept clean. Can be grown in space and no need for large animal feed/care facilities/land use drops, etc.
Actually meat won't raise your cholesterol. Or at least, it's unlikely to. In the last few years, we've found that most of what we thought we know about cholesterol to be wrong. Dietary cholesterol (that is, the cholesterol figure you see on food labels, as well as the cholesterol found in meat and eggs) doesn't actually raise your LDL (bad) cholesterol levels. What actually does is saturated fats, which are less likely to be found in meats than many vegetables.
In fact, the infamous 1986 to 2008 "Harvard Study" that is often cited by vegans as being the reason you shouldn't eat red meat, doesn't actually suggest what they claim it does. Some group interpreted the raw data to place a link between various forms of cancer and heart disease with those who eat red meat, but they made a critical mistake. The group that ate red meat also happened to include a lot of smokers, drinkers, obese people, and people who otherwise just didn't bother watching their diet, whereas among the vegetarian group you saw less of this occurring (really any form of diet at all tends to cause one to be more conscious of what they consume.)
However one critical trend that these people didn't spot was that the vegetarian group almost universally had bad cholesterol levels. Did that make the headline news? Nope. But the "red meat is bad" news did, and so lately there's been a fad to eliminate it from our diets, which I don't think is well advised.
Anyways, don't believe anybody who thinks eating meat causes bad cholesterol, because there's no evidence to support it.
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Sorry, but it sounds like you don't know how pervasive monocultures are in modern agriculture. Thanks to globalization, even peasants living largely without the benefit of industrialization grow whichever crop will earn them the most money. Just as an example, in Laos, one of the least developed countries in the world, state-owned Chinese corporations are creating huge rubber plantations at the expense of huge swaths of native ecosystems. The chicken exists because of its commoditization, and it will take just one commodity that's more profitable to wipe it out entirely. Don't underestimate the degree to which economics has already shaped most--if not all--of the modern world.
Use of the words "good", "bad" or "evil" is almost invariably the result of oversimplification.
If we stop eating chickens, what would we do with the ones we have? No farmer is going to feed them for no purpose. There are no natural habitats for them. If you stop eating chicken and eggs, it would be species genocide.
What I'd like to know is, why does PETA hate chickens so much? You don't have to be a genius to foresee what will happen to the chicken species if we abandon them as a food source
The species seems to be doing OK in the wild. Its far from endangered.
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PETA's Secret Slaughter of Kittens, Puppies. Just to let you know that they might not always be what they claim to be.
I am against animal cruelty (mostly because it ruins the taste of the meat) but I am more against hypocracy.
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PETA has posted a video response to questions concerning the abandonment of the award here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
While the whole presentation is packed full of interesting parts and pieces, the final question is where the truth finally takes roost.
Here is some evidence: they have a $30 million annual budget (at least a few years ago, haven't looked lately), and millions of members. An email to members in the area would probably be all it takes to find a home (with some screening of course). Shelters run on a fraction of a fraction of their budget, yet have significantly higher adoption rates (both in sheer volume, and percentages).
When you start looking into what PETA does, and all the killing they endorse (like giving an award to a mouse trap that used gas to kill mice, or a special pot to boil lobsters in, or that they have 'moratoriums' on protesting places like McD), the fact is PETA doesn't oppose killing animals - they oppose killing animals without their *permission*. That's what their track record is, at least.
Feel free to show me where PETA as an organization has suggested similar penalties for eating animals as for willful cannibalism -- life in prison presumably. Saying that they want animals treated as people is an oversimplification which makes for an easy strawman.
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PETA has this crazed idea that animals are better off dead than owned...
Where on Earth would they get such a crazy idea? http://www.farmsanctuary.org/w...
Seriously, though, its not correct to suggest that chickens can't survive in the wild. Feral chickens (descended from farm animals) do well in many parts of the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
For chicken, I feel Gardein is pretty much already there with soy protein isolate. No real need to culture animal cells.
Steak & Fish a bit more challenging to pull off though...
That rationale is why we only get energy from horses... I mean steam... I meant oil...
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It's also why we still can't fly heavier-than-air craft. Well, not more than a few hundred feet... certainly not distances over 100 miles...
OK, well definitely not across oceans...
Fine, but flying them for days on end is utterly impossible
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It's like it's not one of the literal first defensive things to say because you feel guilty that someone else can do something you obviously can't.
If PETA were in the right, they wouldn't be PETA.
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Not defending them, but it's not murder unless they're killing humans. "Slaughtered" would be a better word to use.
Feel free to show me where PETA as an organization has suggested similar penalties for eating animals as for willful cannibalism -- life in prison presumably. Saying that they want animals treated as people is an oversimplification which makes for an easy strawman.
legally yes ... but sometimes its nice to judge people by their own criteria
You are the one bringing up the strawman. The claim is that "killing animals is murder", which PETA claim in the link.
A strawman is an argument that you bring up yourself just to defeat that the other party does not old. - for example suggesting " similar penalties for eating animals as for willful cannibalism", not sticking with exactly what they say.
meh. Chicken breast is the worst part of the chicken, IMAO.