Astronauts' Hearts Change Shape In Space
sciencehabit (1205606) writes "Astronauts who go into space come back with rounder hearts. Scientists who had astronauts regularly take images of their hearts with ultrasound machines found that the organ becomes more spherical in space by a factor of 9.4%. The researchers believe the change in shape, which is temporary, indicates that the heart is performing less efficiently in zero gravity."
...do any other, ahem, organs become more spherical? Because that could be a deal breaker.
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Here's a catalog of the old and new shapes: http://www.briarpress.org/?q=s...
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Great. How will the Hallmark card go for this one? You've completely ruined yet another "Hallmark holiday"! How will we stay in business?
So, we will need to have a spinning station that will create an artificial gravity. (As seen in '2001 A Space Oddessy')
With a spherical penis I could knock up (down) all the bowling pins in the world.
But do you really want bugs with 100 legs crawling around the station?
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What shape did the gallbladder become?
Will Samuel L. Jackson be in it?
They'll use millenialpedes. Everything is centered and drawn towards them.
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Great if you want the astronauts throwing up all the time
So THAT'S why the typical rotating amusement-park space station is smaller than your other typical rotating space stations!
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...do any other, ahem, organs become more spherical? Because that could be a deal breaker.
Lucky for you the effect is temporary.. So go ahead and take the virgin trip...
Actually, I believe he's using it correctly: "Centripetal: moving or tending to move toward a center."
Of course, what he probably wanted was "Centrifugal."
I would be curious to know if the heart even has to be as efficient in micro gravity.
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We need to put Lucie Wilde into space for further, um, experiments. Science experiments, that is.
I'll be that guy and point out that in low Earth orbit (indeed, any orbit) we experience *microgravity*, not zero gravity. Nowhere in the universe is gravitational force zero.
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If hearts became more rounded through increased muscle mass then that could be evidence that hearts performance inefficiently in zero-g. Unfortunately, the teaser articles doesn't say that. Just changing shape could simply mean that heart development is normally distorted by gravity and without gravity, you naturally get a more rounded shape. A third possibility is that the longer shape is muscle mass needed to counteract gravity. Without gravity, there is no need so that extra muscle is lost. I suppose that could be a form of inefficiency since it means that heart is overbuilt for the task.
I might be interesting to study the hearts of hearts of people who stay horizontal. Generally these with be comatose or otherwise bed-ridden without sitting up. Not a perfect analogy, though, since these patients are not getting any exercise while the astronauts are.
There is no such thing as centrifugal force; only centripetal force. It takes a force (gravity or mechanical connection) to keep an object accelerating at a constant right angle to its path as a circular path demands.
What is thought of as "centrifugal" force is actually nothing but inertia.
The effects on the penis are documented.
You will be happy with the results, the penis becomes engorged far easier and a bunch of other things resulting in a pleasant surprise to the kind of guy who thinks having his member be a little larger is going to resolve his performance issues.
Likewise the woman's sex organs also fill with blood easier, making them more sensitive.
This is all documented by NASA and other space agencies.
The only thing I question is who they know some of the things they've documented without having a couple astronauts come back and say 'yea, we spanked it in space' or the married couple that went up on one of the shuttle missions really did have sex ... probably while the crew members watched since there really isn't anywhere to be alone. They insist its never happened though ...
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...do any other, ahem, organs become more spherical? Because that could be a deal breaker.
How so? I thought the general consensus was that girth is always preferable to length.
You can never know everything, and part of what you do know will always be wrong. Perhaps even the most important part.
That's assuming that girth increases to match length, instead of vice versa. That could be very, very bad.
In the absence of gravity, isn't the equilibrium shape of any bag of mostly water spherical?
The heart is a _very_ muscular organ, under a constant pumping action. I'd hardly call it an "equilibrium" state.
'Ah, because the metric for "spherieness" isn't at all subjective.'
That's true. It's not really subjective. Here's a neat little illustration/calculator to help you with the concept.
http://www.mathopenref.com/ell...
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There's a reason it's called Virgin Galactic.
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...or just efficient for zero g?
It depends on whether you are talking ONLY about inertial frames of reference. In the non-inertial frame of reference, there most certainly is a measurable centrifugal force. Everyone who keeps trotting out, "there is no such thing as centrifugal force, only centripetal force" has a fairly naive understanding of the difference between inertial and non-inertial frames of reference.
Wouldn't all this just be self-reported?
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...do any other, ahem, organs become more spherical? Because that could be a deal breaker.
Considering that you'd be booking on a trip with a company named Virgin, I don't see how that would be a problem. ;)