Group Wants To Recover 36-Year-Old Historic Spacecraft From Deep Space
An anonymous reader writes "A band of space hackers and engineers are trying to do something never done before — recover a 36 year old NASA spacecraft from the grips of deep space and time. With old NASA documents and Rockethub crowdfunding, a team led by Dennis Wingo and Keith Cowing is attempting to steer ISEE-3, later rechristened ICE, the International Cometary Explorer, back into an Earth orbit and return it to scientific operations. Dennis says, 'ISEE-3 can become a great teaching tool for future engineers and scientists helping with design and travel to Mars'. Only 40 days remain before the spacecraft will be out of range for recovery. A radio telescope is available, propulsion designs are in hand and the team is hoping for public support to provide the small amount needed to accomplish a very unique milestone in space exploration."
http://www.xkcd.com/1337/
Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
No way! If we rescue it, then it will never have the chance to transform into a super-intelligent alien entity!
kain't y'all spel wurth spit?
I say let them try. Can't be any worse than the amount we've collectively spent on reality TV.
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So, do they have a large insurance policy? If the re-orbit goes wrong and it smashes into other satellites or space debris, who is liable?
Build a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life.
From TFA: "If successful ISEE-3 will spend its retirement as a platform for citizen science, with smartphone apps—and a twitter feed"
Perhaps it would be better to let it drift off into space and die with some dignity after all.
Close enough.
Let's bring this baby to life!
Stop learning! Only you can prevent esoterrorism.
"a very unique milestone in space exploration"
WTF?
"unique" is not a relative adjective. There are no degrees of "unique". Something is either unique or it's not.
Aaargh!
That's why there are no such words as uniquer or uniquest
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Do you care less? You have given us no information except the fact your caring is non-zero.
Forget it you will never learn, and the rest of us couldn't care less anymore.
It's 'IT'S', you fucking cunt!
The signal will have deteriorated. Dark clouds mean rain if it is not too cold. Catalytic converters will be needed to reduce emissions and pass the smog test here in California.
Why are you posting here, did you run out of trash in the ocean? Or are you capable of doing more than one thing in your lifetime?
"I could care less" is the most common phrase indicating sarcasm in English.
"I couldn't care less" is a hyper corrective variant of the phrase used by people who don't understand its contextual sarcasm.
Every time I see this, I laugh. I guess sarcasm is lost on 'the rest of you. '
We should let twitch crowd control it and see for how long we can keep it alive!
The Vulture has Landed!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvage_1
Ok it looks like a nice plan, but what is not clear to me is:
Why does it cost money? Why do they need funding?
The spacecraft is already there, there are more than enough idle radio telescopes around the world that can be
used for free, I presume the people who want to do this do it in their spare time and don't need a salary,
so why don't they just ask for approval from the spacecraft owner and go for it?
1) You don't need a space hacker for this, you need a financial hacker.
2) Operating any new spacecraft with brand spanking new procedures, trained personnel and lots of rehearsals is a damn pain.
3) Operating any old spacecraft that was designed, built and operated by others, is three times as much trouble as (2) when it is possible at all.
4) The only thing engineers will learn from this is points 1, 2 and 3. I'm telling them this for free.
Let the satellite hijacking begin.
How is it sarcasm ("a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt")?
I prefer something more akin to the recent and more to-the-point "zero fucks given" and its variants.
David Mitchell has something to say about that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw ;-)
It's a "make vs. buy" decision. The cheaper thing is to release it open source and wait for someone in Guangdong to make a knock off and buy in online for $2M.
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Hahaha, sounds like the Kerbal Space Program sensors reporting
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How is a hugely outdated spacecraft a teaching tool again???
Many commentators have objected to the comparison or modification (as by somewhat or very) of unique, often asserting that a thing is either unique or it is not. Objections are based chiefly on the assumption that unique has but a single absolute sense, an assumption contradicted by information readily available in a dictionary....
So, you give "an exception that proves the rule"?
There are no degrees of "infinity". Something is either infinite or it's not.
There are indeed "degrees" of infinity. The infinity of the integers is not the infinity of the real numbers (there are more reals.)
"I could care less" is the most common phrase indicating sarcasm in English.
Only amongst morons.
He knows that. He just wanted to sound smart, because he is very unfulfilled in life.
I guess you mean morons such as Harvard linguist Steven Pinker.
Well, Anonymous Coward, I don't know the gentleman in question, but if he says "I could care less" to indicate that in fact he *couldn't* care less about a topic, then yes, Mr. Pinker is a moron.
In UK English it's always 'couldn't'. "I could care less" just isn't used over here, it wouldn't make sense.
I've read the Harvard Business Review guide to quality writing. I am convinced it degraded my writing ability.
I would suggest the fourth edition of William Strunk, Jr.'s and E.B. White's small volume, "The Elements of Style". Avoid Harvard garbage.
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Well, obviously he *could* care less because otherwise he wouldn't be posting...
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