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Scientists Race To Develop Livestock That Can Survive Climate Change

Hugh Pickens DOT Com (2995471) writes "Evan Halper writes in the LA Times that with efforts to reduce carbon emissions lagging, researchers, backed by millions of dollars from the federal government, are looking for ways to protect key industries from the impact of climate change by racing to develop new breeds of farm animals that can stand up to the hazards of global warming. ""We are dealing with the challenge of difficult weather conditions at the same time we have to massively increase food production" to accommodate larger populations and a growing demand for meat, says Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack. For example a team of researchers is trying to map the genetic code of bizarre-looking African naked-neck chickens to see if their ability to withstand heat can be bred into flocks of US broilers. "The game is changing since the climate is changing," says Carl Schmidt. "We have to start now to anticipate what changes we have to make in order to feed 9 billion people," citing global-population estimates for 2050." (More below.) "Warmer temperatures can create huge problems for animals farmed for food. Turkeys are vulnerable to a condition that makes their breast meat mushy and unappetizing. Disease rips through chicken coops. Brutal weather can claim entire cattle herds. Some climate experts, however, question the federal government's emphasis on keeping pace with a projected growing global appetite for meat. Because raising animals demands so many resources, the only viable way to hit global targets for greenhouse gas reduction may be to encourage people to eat less meat and point to an approach backed by Microsoft founder Bill Gates that takes animals out the process altogether. "There's no way to produce enough meat for 9 billion people," says Bill Gates. "Yet we can't ask everyone to become vegetarians. We need more options for producing meat without depleting our resources.""

291 comments

  1. Have you not heard?? by pablo_max · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is NOT climate change anymore. It is called climate disruption.

    http://politics.slashdot.org/s...

    1. Re:Have you not heard?? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      It is NOT climate change anymore. It is called climate disruption.

      And the scientists are not really racing either, more like 'considering'.

    2. Re:Have you not heard?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this in "News of the Weird" in my local alternative weekly.

    3. Re:Have you not heard?? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No matter how you paint a turd, it still stinks. Do you really care that it is white now?

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    4. Re:Have you not heard?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you not herd? -FTFY

    5. Re:Have you not heard?? by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Just continue to think of it as global warming if the naming bothers you. That has always been the gist of it and still is. The article is about engineering chickens to withstand hotter temperatures.

    6. Re:Have you not heard?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really care that it is white now?

      If it helps inform people who previously thought the turd not a problem, that it is in fact a problem, yes, we care.

    7. Re:Have you not heard?? by operagost · · Score: 1

      But this is climate change. Why are we assuming the weather will be hotter in the USA, so we need funny looking chickens? This year is shaping up to be cooler than normal.

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    8. Re:Have you not heard?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll wear scuba tanks and a divers mask and fart oxygen?

    9. Re:Have you not heard?? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If anything, it teaches people that no matter what color the turd has, it still stinks to high heaven. But if you didn't know that before, you'll probably still think that it ain't the turd that stinks and it's just a conspiracy of those that want to take away their precious turds.

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    10. Re:Have you not heard?? by Zynder · · Score: 1

      Because this is America, we want the funny looking chickens to use not only if we are too hot, but to sell them to those who end up hot if we don't. You forgot Capitalism :)

  2. Oh... by pablo_max · · Score: 1

    and also....first post.

    1. Re:Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice job faggot.

    2. Re:Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice job[,] faggot.

      Without evidence to the contrary, chances are he's not a faggot.

  3. Screw the feedback loop by aduchate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So the basic idea is : Cows produce methane that participates to the global warming. But because cows might not survive the climate change, we are going to create super-cows than are immune to this self-regulating mechanism instead of let's say switch to bugs.

    Really sounds like a great idea.

    I imagine that when we have really screwd the climate for us, we will have to come up with genetically engineered human beings that will drive heavily modified cars that are working OK when it's 60C.

    1. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I want my cheeseburger in paradise, even if it's in Long Island.

    2. Re:Screw the feedback loop by plopez · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No money to stop climate change but we have plenty of money to save the fast food industry.

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    3. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can't stop climate change, at most you can prevent disruption of the natural climate change.
      To do this you will need to find a solution that is a progression from the current state rather than a regression. (That is, replace current technology with more climate neutral alternatives rather than remove them.)

      If your solution is anywhere close to "I want everyone to stop whatever they are doing." you might not necessarily meet opposition, but you will have to fund the movement yourself.

    4. Re:Screw the feedback loop by plover · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's also one of the things that they're trying to change about cattle and other ruminants. Breed a cow that digests more efficiently, and it'll produce less methane.

      But I agree - beef is a very costly food in terms of resources needed to produce it. Now, if we could just breed people to eat hay ...

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    5. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurry up with my buggalo already -- those BBQ buggalo wings everybody ate looked yummy *and* they were gigantic !

    6. Re:Screw the feedback loop by leftover · · Score: 1

      AC, this is the most cogent statement ever! Fresh out of mod points but you deserve +5 Insightful.

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    7. Re:Screw the feedback loop by NapalmV · · Score: 1

      Actually the fast food industry is the most efficient one at utilizing resources. In their parlance "100% beef" means that they ground the whole cow, horns to tail. Nothing is wasted.

    8. Re:Screw the feedback loop by camperdave · · Score: 2

      I'm far more concerned that over the fact that we've lost 20% of the plants that produce the oxygen that we breathe than I am about cows producing methane.

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    9. Re:Screw the feedback loop by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Isn't this what used to be called natural selection, evolution, if you will, and isn't this how living things have adapted throughout the planet's history of continuous "climate change"? I call complete and utter (pardon the pun) bovine excrement.

    10. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you actually look at the numbers? Notice that the article is talking about millions of dollars. If you're interested in reversing anthropogenic climate change, the bills are in trillions of dollars. In case you didn't go to school: The latter is a million times bigger.

    11. Re:Screw the feedback loop by rochrist · · Score: 1

      On a much, much longer time scale. And of course, many of them /didn't/ adapt.

    12. Re:Screw the feedback loop by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Isn't this what used to be called natural selection, evolution, if you will, and isn't this how living things have adapted throughout the planet's history of continuous "climate change"? I call complete and utter (pardon the pun) bovine excrement.

      Evolution is a slow process - it takes millions of years for it to work. But in 200 odd years, we've basically changed the atmosphere enough that historical records show it points to a natural ELE (extinction-level event) that has occurred a few times in Earth's past.

      Yes, the dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteor. But prior to that, there were other events of climatic disruption that killed almost all life on Earth.

      And 400ppm of CO2 is one of them.

      Evolution works, but only over time. It's why these mass-extinctions happened - because the climate changed faster than anyone could evolve, so the ones that survived did so more by luck than anything else.

    13. Re:Screw the feedback loop by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      ...and, of course, on more human timescales and in quite common adaptation to local conditions of climate and terrain, we have this thing called "breeding" or "animal husbandry." Again, not a particularly new idea, notwithstanding how breathlessly pronounced in sounding one's political clarion call.

    14. Re:Screw the feedback loop by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is beef costly in resources? Where I live land that is unstable for farming or anything else is grazed. The cows keep the bushes clean and make worthless land valuable.

    15. Re:Screw the feedback loop by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      You call it "regression" and that sounds bad. I think "responsibility" is the more accurate term. Carbon is an externalized cost. If I demand you start paying for it, that's not me taking away your rights, regressing from anything in that sense, that's me demanding you pay for the costs you're putting on other people.

      On top of that, it's all well and good to say that alternatives should be an improvement over fossil fuels, and it should be. Unfortunately, the fossil fuel industry is making sure that can't happen. They've forced regression/responsibility as the only way forward without more serious consequences.

    16. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plover probably refers to the amount of water and fertilizers per pound of meat produced. Pigs are significantly more economic in this respect, on paper. An army of pigs probably don't increase the value of a piece of worthless land, though. ;)

    17. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the land is unstable (or did you mean unsuitable or more likely, not economically feasible), what makes you think grazing will somehow make the land economically viable? Yeah, sure, it might for a while (maybe a decade or two - depends on the grazing load on the land). However, unless you manage the number of grazers (i.e. reduce them over time), the flora will be depleted and the economic value of the grazers will fall in lock step as the grazers won't be very compelling as a product. I.e. they won't fatten up because the only flora left are the "Darwinian" survivors that the grazers have selected by not eating them unless they have to (and maybe not even then). All the good stuff from a production perspective has been eaten. Out west, when the land has been subject to this kind of "resource development", all that's left is cacti and noxious weeds that the grazers won't eat. At some point, the land becomes worthless for far longer than it was "productive". In a "natural" state, the grazers would die out and problem solved. That's not the case in this situation as the grazers are being artificially supported by their meat eating overlords.

      Ref: highway 24 in Utah south of I-70. Those cattle aren't suitable for anything other than pet food, if that.

    18. Re:Screw the feedback loop by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Is this really a matter of plant population size, or a matter of sequestration rate? It was my understanding that many stable plant populations simply don't contribute to net O2 production (because they eventually rot away faster than they'd need to get into anaerobic environment for the carbon and oxygen to stay where it is).

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    19. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey bigmouth: You're being called out (why're you running "forrest"?) http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    20. Re:Screw the feedback loop by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Hemp would likely thrive on that land.

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    21. Re:Screw the feedback loop by mpe · · Score: 2

      Evolution is a slow process - it takes millions of years for it to work.

      If it took that long most domestic species of plants and animals wouldn't exist. Even evolution where humans were not part of the selection process has been observed to happen over much shorter periods.

      But in 200 odd years, we've basically changed the atmosphere enough that historical records show it points to a natural ELE (extinction-level event) that has occurred a few times in Earth's past.

      There are no ELEs in historical record. What history (and archeology) does show is that human societies tend to do better in warm periods than cool periods.

      Yes, the dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteor. But prior to that, there were other events of climatic disruption that killed almost all life on Earth.
      And 400ppm of CO2 is one of them.


      It's very difficult to see much relationship between CO2 and temperature over the whole of the Earth's history. http://www.biocab.org/Geologic...
      Plants also have trouble with concentrations below 200ppm but thrive at levels of 1,000+ppm.
      More to the point if there was any validity in these doomsday senarios we wouldn't be around to discuss them in the first place.

    22. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Cantankerous+Cur · · Score: 1

      Beef (and meat) takes the most amount of resources (aka feed/grass) to make 1 pound of meat. Generally speaking, you lose 90% of the energy for every step up the food chain you have to go. So the 100% of energy that made the feed/grass only becomes 10% of that in meat.

      And there are plenty of ways to make 'worthless' land valuable. Irrigation, hydroponics, etc etc. Or a solar farm. If anything, leaving the land fallow like that is inefficient because you're not really generating that much feed/acre.

    23. Re:Screw the feedback loop by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      You need to check your facts. Much beef around the world is grain fed.

      Even in my country where the cows are almost 100% "free range" they are "high intensity dairy farms" that rely heavily on fertilisers etc to maintain pastures.

      Then there is water pollution and irrigation issues etc that are not direct costs but costs nonetheless. (methane being in that mix)

    24. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free range beef is alright. Sadly, that's the exception. Most beef (be mass) is the result of feedlots, which is very costly in resources.

    25. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA HA! You got the wrath of APK tagging all of your posts. What could you have possible done? AC for obvious reasons.

    26. Re:Screw the feedback loop by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      But . . . are we engineering Humans to withstand climate change ?

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    27. Re:Screw the feedback loop by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      Different part of the world but I get your point. I personally believe food animals and fish should be grown in more northern climates. Colder temperatures mean less parasites and sickness and firmer better marbled meat in my opinion (mind you it does suck to live up here). I live on the edge of the boreal forest, lots of steep hills and sloughs between fields and a short but very rapid growing season. Without cows the bush grows in very dense and thorny, cows are really the only animal that can clean the bush of scrub (mainly by trampling) and leave the nice larger trees alone. The vegetation around here basically can't be killed out unless you overgraze but typically people put about 30 cows per quarter section. And after the cows clean up you can put horses on the land but they don't really have food value around here so kind of off topic.

    28. Re:Screw the feedback loop by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      Northern climate if you can't farm or graze or drill oil the land is useless. It's to cold to do anything else up here. But we do have a very rapid growing season (4 months of sunlight 18 hours a day) and billions of ares of grassy leafy things that go to waste every year.

    29. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the claim is, most beef is not produced the way you describe. I don't know if it is true, but your anecdote is not proof of any kind.

    30. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1

      I imagine that when we have really screwd the climate for us, we will have to come up with genetically engineered human beings that will drive heavily modified cars that are working OK when it's 60C.

      We're already here and thriving in Australia, thank you very much.

    31. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should do your part and stop using electricity and oil. Then stop exhaling CO2.

    32. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rice and corn use insane amounts of water, prime land, and displace or kill entire ecosystems of animals in production, as well as producing methane.

      But vegtards still insist it's "Cruelty free" because they don't have to look at the death.

    33. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only real way for man to CAUSE significant climate change, would be to destroy all plant life. Plants adapt dynamically to CO2 levels, they grow faster and process more when it's available, and slower when it is not.

      The rest of the crap is just societal control mechanisms.

    34. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Funny how the folks who bitch the loudest about how 'wasteful' the livestock industry is in terms of land productiveness, are usually the same ones who believe the whole 'flyover' parts of every continent are wasteland that should be either turned into solar farms or returned to the buffalo. And that crops can be grown everywhere.

      I'd like to see 'em raise hemp on the ground around here, with little soil or water and no practical way to irrigate, lots of rocks, a short growing season, and most of the ground at enough of a slant to make even compensating tractors dangerous. But lots of grass suitable for grazing... and it evolved to be grazed. If something doesn't graze it (and it doesn't much matter what; cattle and bison both do the same job) it goes to weeds and scrub in a hurry.

      Fact is, most farms and ranches already cultivate every acre they can, because crops are more profitable and less risky than livestock, and crops don't require hay all winter either.

      (Where y'all at? sounds like maybe Alberta. :)

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    35. Re:Screw the feedback loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See post parent link below (challenge he's running from). His big mouth wrote a check he can't cash http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    36. Re:Screw the feedback loop by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Here's an idea -- let the land go back to whatever it was doing before it was cleared for cattle. Like maybe being a forest. "Yet we can't ask everyone to become vegetarians." Agreed, eating meat co-products is just as stupid and damaging as eating meat. "point to an approach backed by Microsoft founder Bill Gates that takes animals out the process altogether." Cultured meat that's grown in -- yes -- fetal calf serum isn't the answer either. The real answers are to a) stop breeding like rats and b) stop mistaking animals (and their reproductive fluids) for food.

  4. are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are you kidding? Earth's atmosphere is:
    78% Nitrogen
    21% Oxygen
    1% everything else and of that 1%, 93% is argon and 3.6% of that 1% is CO2, that is how little CO2 is actually in the atmosphere, and CO2 is a necessary ingredient for plant life. Google CO2 generators and you will see that they are for sale to increase plant growth in green houses and aquariums. More plant growth = more food for humans.

    1. Re:are you kidding? by Dutchmaan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just playing devil's advocate here, but if there is so little CO2 in the atmosphere and changing it's level can change how the atmosphere affects us, isn't that basically showing how delicate our environment can be?

    2. Re:are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article is about meat, not plant growth, you insensitive clod.

    3. Re:are you kidding? by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look up 'climate model CO2/Water vapor positive feedback coefficient' and understand how easily climate models can be manipulated to produce any result.

      There is a reason that energy boards treat modeling as an adversarial process. It is more like lawyering then science.

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    4. Re:are you kidding? by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the CO2/Water vapor feedback coeffient - the entirely made-up non-physical fudge factor that turns a rise in an essential trace gas from pimple to asteroid-hitting-the earth scariness.

      "There is a reason that energy boards treat modeling as an adversarial process. It is more like lawyering then science"

      Whatever it is, it's not science.

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    5. Re:are you kidding? by plopez · · Score: 2

      Unless they all die due to desertification.

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    6. Re:are you kidding? by rossdee · · Score: 1, Informative

      CO2 is a greenhouse gas, it aborbs infra red that would otherwise escape.

      "3.6% of that 1% is CO2"

      Its up to 400ppm now, so that should read 4% of that 1% is CO2

      So thats a 10% increase in a couple of decades

      How would you like a 10% increase in temperature
      Note that we would have to use an absolute temperature scale, not some arbitrary 0 like C or F

      So an overnight temp of freezing (32f) would become about 80F
      and a daytime temp of 71F would become 124F or so

    7. Re:are you kidding? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      There is vary little doubt that there is a positive feedback. But the coefficient used in various climate models is calculated to produce the desired result.

      Some modelers have floated unstable datasets where one molecule of added CO2 would inevitably take the earth to Venus like conditions. I assume the more clueful took them aside and tried to explain control systems basics as those have mostly shut-up lately.

      Only backcasting has a remote chance of getting the number right. But historic data is noisy junk and can be tortured into telling you anything you want to hear.

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    8. Re:are you kidding? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Google CO2 generators and you will see that they are for sale to increase plant growth in green houses and aquariums.

      Yeah, riiiight. And did you bother to find how much CO2 gets pumped into those (enclosed) greenhouses and what level of global greenhouse effect the same kind of CO2 increase would cause in the atmosphere at large?

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    9. Re:are you kidding? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Models are good when all of the relevant inputs and variables are known and included. Even simple systems are often difficult to model accurately. For climate models, it seems scientists are discovering new inputs/variables on a regular basis. Modeling is necessary and even imperfect models can help us understand what may happen, particularly when it comes to assessing the impacts of certain changes on an isolated basis. Of course, nothing happens on an isolated basis. I do hate it when folks "over predict" the eventual impact of warming without admitting the great uncertainty that is included.

      Many models have been designed to somewhat accurately mimic our historical records, but that approach can be misleading, as the modelers are striving for the correct output regardless of the correct input, kind of a 'self fulfilling prophecy'. Good science requires discipline, and there are scientists out there that have the right discipline, and those who don't. There is good science happening, and there are flags that tell you who is practicing it and who isn't. Look for those that understand and admit the uncertainties along with their results, and realize the importance of communicating them.

      The best way to know if a model is working is to leave it untouched and see if it predicts accurately. That takes time, and many don't think we have that time.

    10. Re:are you kidding? by Layzej · · Score: 2

      Incredulity != skepticism.

    11. Re:are you kidding? by Layzej · · Score: 1

      This is why there are uncertainty intervals in the models. So what? The range is small enough to make informed decisions.

    12. Re:are you kidding? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Your kidding right? The range is very wide and selected by the modelers to fit their agenda. Only new data is leading to model constraints and/or deprecation of new data, depending on POV.

      Some modelers, being dumber/less mathematical then others, decided; if a little is bad, more is worse. Leading to unreasonable datasets that made the earth Venus on the first exhale.

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    13. Re:are you kidding? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You have to tune a dataset/model to something. History is noisy and incomplete, but it's the best we've got.

      The alternative is to go full on: 'make it up to tell a story, then wait to see if you were right'.

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    14. Re:are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey bigmouth: You're being called out (why're you running "forrest"?) http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    15. Re:are you kidding? by Layzej · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The range is small enough to make informed decisions. The range is constrained by observations as well as models. Observations are what is pushing the high end of the spectrum, not models. You are ascribing motives to people who you don't know or understand which is just silly.

    16. Re:are you kidding? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You might want to know that 10% of CO2 in your air is quite likely going to put you to sleep. Considering that CO2 is heavier than the average air, sleeping on the floor might put you to sleep forever.

      But hey, why should I care? I live way, way above the sea level, pump all the CO2 into the air you want! Should clean up the beaches!

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    17. Re:are you kidding? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, plants grow better and humans ... work as fertilizer.

      I can't see the problem. On a global scale, of course. Sucks to be a human, but if you're a plant, it's awesome!

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    18. Re:are you kidding? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Observations are what have _killed_ the high end of the spectrum. +2 this century is off the table due to observations.

      Are you denying that alarmists have produced a number of unreasonable models? Models that have the environment so unstable that any perturbation leads to Venus? Does the term 'right half plane' mean anything to you? Any control systems background?

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    19. Re:are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your animals are magical, you need to feed them plants.

    20. Re:are you kidding? by Layzej · · Score: 2

      2 this century is off the table due to observations

      Rrrrrrrealy??? With an ECS of three degrees C (right in the middle of the range) we would cross two degrees C in 2036.

      Nice try though!

    21. Re:are you kidding? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Like I said. Some ignore the new data, depending on their POV.

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    22. Re:are you kidding? by Layzej · · Score: 1

      You are focusing on TCR - which is important, but doesn't negate ECR which is just as important.

    23. Re:are you kidding? by Layzej · · Score: 1

      And we have ECR observations that show remarkable fluctuations in climate resulting from rather small forcings. These are what push the high end up - not models. Why would we ignore these observations?

    24. Re:are you kidding? by Layzej · · Score: 1

      And lets say ECR is towards the low end. We will have committed ourselves to 2C by 2046 if ECR is only 2.5. That would be good, but it doesn't exactly solve the issue.

    25. Re:are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are still waiting to address why the temperature of Venus at 1 atm pressure is 1.176 that of Earth. Calculate sqrt(Re/Rv)=1.176, where R is orbital radius.

    26. Re:are you kidding? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Plants do not live on CO2 alone. Would you grow taller, or fatter or whatever if the concentration of oxygen were upped by 10%?

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    27. Re:are you kidding? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The sad inaccuracy of climate models has been discussed in journals. They are inaccurate beyond the uncertainty intervals.

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    28. Re:are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      than*

    29. Re:are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops, nevermind, read too fast :-)

    30. Re:are you kidding? by thedonger · · Score: 1

      Just playing devil's advocate here, but if there is so little CO2 in the atmosphere and changing it's level can change how the atmosphere affects us, isn't that basically showing how delicate our environment can be?

      Perhaps, but the important thing to understand is that when we use science for "good" we know that it can't possibly be bad for the environment. Only Big Corporations can do stuff that is bad for the environment.

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    31. Re:are you kidding? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. Thanks.

    32. Re:are you kidding? by Layzej · · Score: 1

      ook up 'climate model CO2/Water vapor positive feedback coefficient'

      Of course we can measure how much more water vapour is in the atmosphere relative to the 70's. We can measure the radiative forcing from such an increase. We can measure changes in the lapse rate. It is not like this parameter is a wild ass guess. It is constrained by observations.

    33. Re:are you kidding? by maestroX · · Score: 1

      Sure. Human body is:
      99% oxygen, carbon, nitrogen
      1% everything else and of that 1%, 93% is potassium et.al. and of that 1% is Whopper, that is how little Whopper is actually within your atmosphere, and Whopper is a necessary ingredient for human life. Google Whopper franchises and you will see what they have for sale to increase body growth in loins and liver. More Whopper = more you.
      But seriously, blabbering BS may buy you time in financial crises, you cannot outsmart exponential human growth.

    34. Re:are you kidding? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Good science requires discipline, and there are scientists out there that have the right discipline, and those who don't. There is good science happening, and there are flags that tell you who is practicing it and who isn't

      Most obvious of these would be that the good scientists arn't going to come out with nonsense like "settled science" or argumentum ad populum logical fallacies

      The best way to know if a model is working is to leave it untouched and see if it predicts accurately.

      The fundermental problem with all of these models is the sucess rate for accurate prediction of these kind of models is ZERO. But all of the errors are in the direction of "too warm". Random number outputs might well be more accurate at this point in time.
      At best the whiole exercise is poor science.

    35. Re:are you kidding? by mpe · · Score: 1

      And did you bother to find how much CO2 gets pumped into those (enclosed) greenhouses and what level of global greenhouse effect the same kind of CO2 increase would cause in the atmosphere at large?

      Note that the so called "greenhouse effect" isn't the way greenhouses actually "work" in the first places. Greenhouses actually raise their temperature by blocking convention...

    36. Re: are you kidding? by cbeaudry · · Score: 1

      10 percent of nothing is still nothing.
      My point is, you are not as skilled at fear mongering as you think you are. Scream 10 percent all you want, its still a meaningless number when you put it into the right context, not the context you are trying to portray it as.

    37. Re:are you kidding? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Glad you liked it.

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    38. Re:are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  5. Time to shift gears for the human race by Akratist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's long past time that we got out of the nationalist, playground bully mentality that we're stuck in, and start collectively working together to address global warming, resource depletion, and the fact that we will go extinct much sooner if we don't start looking at ways to get off of the Earth permanently. I don't really know how to get that ball rolling, except to say that people need to start decoupling these issues from politics and moral/religious squabbles, and recognize that it's a matter of shared survival.

    1. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mankind doesn't adapt so well. We build power structures and protect them at all costs even when those structures are leading the demise. The next generation could do it assuming the current gen doesn't prevent them but they will because they're selfish and that is the most important quality when accumulating power.

    2. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not going to happen. US and Europe have a lifestyle that depends on fossil fuels. Putin wants legacy and a place in history, but he has to sell oil and gas. The Middle East want the lifestyle they are used to, and to maintain that, they have to sell oil and gas. China needs oil, gas and coal in order to export cheap shit. Australia's boom is based on coal. Most of the industry worldwide has made enormous investment in equipment that runs on oil and gas. Hell, people EAT stuff that is made from oil and gas.

      Prepare for more of the same until it is very late.

    3. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The communist party has a plan. Forget politics and moral/religious squabbles and hop on board. Seriously, it's a matter of shared survival. Any other "let's all be friends and solve my problems" preaching you'd like to get off your chest?

    4. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could start by cracking a book or three and realising that we've been through end-of-the-world-unless-we-repent apocalyptic scares for as long as man has been upright.

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    5. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by plopez · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because there's a lot of money to be made in fossil fuels. Just ask the Koch (pronounced "kock") brothers. Greed is not good.

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    6. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a lot of money to be extracted from the corporations and the the rich by establishing additional "taxes" and "fees"...for the benefit of the motherland, of course.

      The have-nots simply wanting the haves to have less despite the have-nots not realizing they still would not have more, just the other smart and powerful would become the haver.

    7. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by internerdj · · Score: 1

      To do what you suggest then you've got to bring everyone to the table. You have to hold everyone to the standards. That means you are going to starve growth in the third world. That means you have to get China to play ball. If you don't do that you will push first world businesses to operate in third world countries because it is cheaper to not be clean than to be clean. And who knows how you get China to play by the same rules as everyone else.

    8. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are the peanuts. You can get the poor to play ball. But how are you going to make the 300 million in the US, who are responsible for most of the historical CO2 output agree to pay for their fair share? And how are you going to curb the CO2 their consumption is creating in China?

    9. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by tbannist · · Score: 1

      And who knows how you get China to play by the same rules as everyone else.

      They're called Tariffs. Make it cheaper to make stuff right in your own country than to make them the wrong way in someone else's country and it's a win-win situation.

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    10. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      The "getting off the planet" thing is a dead end.

      First, there would have to be some other place to go. There is not. Think about the most inhospitable places on earth. Say, Antarctica and the Gobi Desert. It's really, really hard to live in those places. But those places are still 1000 times easier to live in than anywhere else in the solar system. They have air pressure. They have oxygen. They are not exposed to high-energy radiation. Antarctica is orders of magnitude warmer than the shadowed side of the moon or mars, and the Gobi Desert is vastly cooler than the sun-facing side. Even if the Earth were shrouded in nuclear winter, it would still be easier to eek out an existence here than trying to eek out an existence anywhere else in the solar system.

      So, first, there's no place to go. Second, even if we had a place we could go, how do you propose we get a large enough fraction of the Earth's population to make a difference there? There are some 300,000 people born each day. About 100,000 die, so you've got net positive 200,000 people per day. The energy requirements to put that many people just in orbit each day is massive. We don't have it, we can't do it.

      We can neither leave this planet en mass, nor is there anywhere to go if we did. Leaving is not an option. We must take care of this planet. There is no other option.

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    11. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's long past time that we got out of the nationalist, playground bully mentality that we're stuck in, and start collectively working together to address global warming, resource depletion, and the fact that we will go extinct much sooner if we don't start looking at ways to get off of the Earth permanently.

      Well, you can do that, if you don't want to solve the problem.

      If you want to get the ball moving you could start to show the correlation between lung cancer and air pollution and start a movement where every NIMBY hillbilly will shoot at anything that emits pollutants.

    12. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Lots of money too in schemes like "carbon trading" and subsidies for "renewable energies," a la Solyndra. Just pointing out the obvious.

    13. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Yeah! They said that the Atlantic cod stocks would collapse in the '90's and look how that turned out! It's a good thing we didn't listen or we'd all have egg on our faces ^H^H^H jobs.

    14. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd rather use a non-sequitur than your brain.

    15. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antarctica is orders of magnitude warmer than the shadowed side of the moon or mars

      Man, the liberal arts have invaded slashdot. There is no room on the Kelvin scale for orders of magnitude colder, if the warm side are the Earth polar temperatures.

    16. Re:Time to shift gears for the human race by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Actually I have an electrical engineering degree.

      I was just wrong about the temperatures on Mars. I should have googled it. I assumed with barely any atmosphere, the temperature on the night side of Mars would be about the level of the cosmic background radiation, 3K. The coldest recorded temps in antarctica are about 180K, so yes, it would be two orders of magnitude colder on Mars.

      However, the coldest temperatures on Mars are actually about 150K, so they're really not much different. The coldest Mars gets is about as cold as Antarctica gets. I stand corrected, but it's still pretty damn hard to live there.

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  6. We've already passed "Peak Child" by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We've already passed "Peak Child" and the human race is in decline. So, the premise that we need to ramp up food production to cope with a growing population is a false one. If there's not enough meat for everyone in the short term, we feed the young and able bodied first, then the parents of the young and able bodied, then whoever is left, in that order.

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    1. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by buchner.johannes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We've already passed "Peak Child" and the human race is in decline.

      Non sequitur. People are not dying fast enough. Life expectancy increases everywhere.

      So, the premise that we need to ramp up food production to cope with a growing population is a false one.

      Non sequitur. Even if the population decreases, demand for meat is currently soaring, especially in the so-called emerging markets. This means drastically more land area and more water is needed than for growing traditional, primarily vegetarian diets.

      If there's not enough meat for everyone in the short term, we feed the young and able bodied first, then the parents of the young and able bodied, then whoever is left, in that order.

      More like, people with money will get the meat by paying for the land and water in other countries, while the people there starve. All this is already happening.

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    2. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are saying that distribution of food is not an economic question but a political one?

    3. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 0

      "This means drastically more land area and more water is needed than for growing traditional, primarily vegetarian diets."

      Step away from the keyboard, out of your mom's basement and take a look at the real world

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    4. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you have fallen in line to the "indoctrination" that you were speaking of. In fact, you seem to have surpassed it.
      http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

      With the right indoctrination, you can teach a man that his enemy is not human.

    5. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that distribution of food is not an economic question but a political one?

      That's an excellent way of putting it.

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    6. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by felixrising · · Score: 2

      Actually developed countries started to naturally reduce population growth... many were worried about this phenomena leading to many economists recommending people have more kids to keep the economy growing due to population growth... there is no real benefit to continuing to grow populations indefinitely with a resource constrained planet.. It would seem to be better adapt economies to a model more suited to static population size.

    7. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I don't want my children to starve while my parents eat, and I don't want my parents to starve while a rich old man eats. I don't imagine too many other people want that either, unless their parents abused them. And, of course, if the people working don't eat, the whole game is over. But really, there's no reason for anyone to starve, so lets feed him too if we can. But only because we have compassion, not because he is entitled to the fruit of our labour over our children and the parents who raised us.

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    8. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that about 1/8 of the total people ever alive are living today....

    9. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Non sequitur. People are not dying fast enough. Life expectancy increases everywhere.

      Population will start declining around 2040. So we need to ramp up food production until then and thereafter problem is solved.

      Even if the population decreases, demand for meat is currently soaring, especially in the so-called emerging markets.

      Beef consumption per person has been falling worldwide since 1975. Most of the increase in consumption has been in poultry and pork, which demand much less resources than beef. I do expect all meats to go up in price somewhat over the next thirty years, but none of this is a "sky is falling" scenario.

      Of course, I will be rapidly down moderated by the malthusians who have been wrong for over 200 years but don't like being reminded of this fact.

    10. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      many were worried about this phenomena leading to many economists recommending people have more kids to keep the economy growing due to population growth...

      Holy hell, we're finally bringing Earth's population numbers under control and they want to undo this progress!? Is there anything economists won't recommend to keep their stupid little game running!?

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    12. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you realize that "Non sequitur" doesn't mean "you are wrong"?

    13. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you read about population decline in 2040? UN Projections show it increasing beyond 2050 when we hit 11 Billion people.

    14. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      malthusians

      The "Malthus was wrong" thing has been dead for a while. Science has been good enough to incorporate the thing he missed out for 50 years now. We've been moving along the "doom" scenario in "Limits to Growth" for 40 years and most predictions in it have been more or less spot on. So spot on it is scary.

    15. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      So we're living longer, getting richer, and having fewer children. And some scientists are researching strategies for how to get luxury food (meat) to all the people who recently became rich. That just sounds like good news all around, right?

    16. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Soylent Green is....People!!!!!

    17. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Well, according to my trusty "Apple" dictionary, non sequitur" does mean "a statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement." So one could, for example, very well point out an accepted truth that plants use Carbon Dioxide in Photosynthesis to produce Oxygen, when, for example, talking about orbital mechanics, be no less "wrong," but no more relevant.

    18. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      The problem is, there are poor old people as well.

    19. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      So we're living longer, getting richer, and having fewer children. And some scientists are researching strategies for how to get luxury food (meat) to all the people who recently became rich. That just sounds like good news all around, right?

      Personally, I consider having children to carry on my lineage to be the most important thing in life, the thing that makes life worth living, I find things that other people made vaguely distasteful simply because they had their grubby paws all over it, and I have no desire to turn into one of those old men with frail bones that dodder around waiting to die. So... no, on all counts.

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    20. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UN issues three projections: low, medium and high variants. For the last 30 years the one that has come to pass every single time is the low variant. This one projects peak population at 2040 with 9 billion people. The medium variant projects peak population at 2050 with 11 billion people. As things stand the 11 billion figure has no credibility.

    21. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      The problem with the Earth's population numbers is that the Earthlings that are reproducing rapidly are the brown ones. Oops, you didn't realize this, did you? Racist! LOL

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    22. Re:We've already passed "Peak Child" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Limits to growth has been equally wrong, but again Malthusians will tell you that this time around is for real, like they've been doing for 200 years. A veritable doomsday cult.

  7. insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Thought the solution for future food production was worms and algae. In any case smaller animals. Throw the basic stuff in a blender, add some chemicals to alter taste and color, fit it into a convenient shape and the general consumer won't care what it's made off.

    1. Re:insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The future is synthetic food if you can get it. Algae and worms will be the expensive treats for the top 1%. .

    2. Re:insects by JackieBrown · · Score: 2

      Nope. The future is synthetic food if you can get it. Algae and worms will be the expensive treats for the top 1%. .

      Why else would you want to be a liberal Hollywood actor, sports star, reporter, or politician?

    3. Re:insects by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      People used to eat a lot of things that most people won't even touch any more. People, In the US, not so long ago, used to eat cow tongue because it was cheap and nutritious. People used to eat pork hocks, but those seem to be hard to come by as well. Same goes for thinks like oxtail. People are becoming more and more picky about what they eat. To think that you could get a large number of people to move to eating insects or worms is ludicrous.

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    4. Re:insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People used to eat a lot of things that most people won't even touch any more. People, In the US, not so long ago, used to eat cow tongue because it was cheap and nutritious. People used to eat pork hocks, but those seem to be hard to come by as well. Same goes for thinks like oxtail. People are becoming more and more picky about what they eat. To think that you could get a large number of people to move to eating insects or worms is ludicrous.

      Ham hocks and collards with black-eyed peas. And a side order of grits. Yum!

    5. Re:insects by plover · · Score: 1

      Why is it ludicrous? Taco Bell replaced 67% of the "beef" in their tacos with soy proteins, and few people noticed. Sure, there was a lawsuit complaining about the labeling, but people still eat them. If they replaced that with insect derived protein, what would be the real difference? In 40 years, when 20 billion people are hungry, is your Western reaction of "Eeww, bugs, gross!" really important?

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    6. Re:insects by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the price of oxtail? Close to $10 a pound. There's no way I can afford it. Same thing has happened with ribs, used to be cheap meat, not anymore. I haven't seen tongue for ages.

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  8. new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what is the issue here?
    all animal species alive now have survived all climate changes in the past.

    1. Re:new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that most of our meat food animals are not really natural animals any longer. They've been modified into forms and habits that make it unlikely they would be able to survive without us so if you want these animals to survive upcoming climate change, anthropogenic or natural, hotter or colder, it matters not, man has to step in and modify these beasts even more.

      Now if you want a new food crop that seems to be doing just fine in the new conditions then start harvesting jellyfish. Of course, you're going to have to squeeze out a lot of water to get a little protein but there they are just waiting for us.

  9. why cows? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Already, chickens are about 10x more efficient for production of meat calories than beef is. Most of the world does not consume milk like European descendants do. 40% of the world's arable land is already being used for agriculture. Red meat offers very little and is harmful to the human body in many ways.

    I'd prefer we just leave beef alone, let the price increase as demand increases, and place artificial limits on production. Seems like everyone would be better off, and the environment would be as well.

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    1. Re:why cows? by buchner.johannes · · Score: 2

      I'd prefer we just leave beef alone, let the price increase as demand increases, and place artificial limits on production. Seems like everyone would be better off, and the environment would be as well.

      Slashing subsidies for meat production would be a start.

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    2. Re:why cows? by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fair enough: One vote for a police state. We will all be better off without red meat. Farmers should never be allowed to respond to market conditions. What could go wrong? It's not like anything similar has been tried previously.

      Read some history. Too much government power is very bad.

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    3. Re:why cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Read some history. Too much government power is very bad.

      The only thing that is worse is too little government.

    4. Re:why cows? by pablo_max · · Score: 2

      I'd prefer we just leave beef alone, let the price increase as demand increases, and place artificial limits on production. Seems like everyone would be better off, and the environment would be as well.

      That is all well and good in western countries, there is however a down side to the increased price of beef.
      For example, the massive deforestation of Brazil due to illegal cattle farming which is sold to the West at a very tidy profit. If you double the price of beef there would be loads more people trying to illegally farm.
      Not to say there is anything wrong with making a living, but unregulated cattle farms play hell with the local ecology.

    5. Re:why cows? by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Red meat offers very little and is harmful to the human body in many ways.".

      Yes the harm it does to Olympic athletes and cyclists is a warning for everybody. Nobody needs iron, zinc and those fat-soluble vitamins from meat if Walgreens has them in little bottles.

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    6. Re:why cows? by HornWumpus · · Score: 3

      Not what the historic numbers say. Not even close.

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    7. Re:why cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read some history. Too much government power is very bad.

      The only thing that is worse is too little government.

      Are you saying that having a government that tries to regulate the size of sodas people are permitted to consume is "too little"?

      captcha: absurd

    8. Re:why cows? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      ...I'd prefer we just leave beef alone, let the price increase as demand increases, and place artificial limits on production. Seems like everyone would be better off, and the environment would be as well.

      I can't stop laughing over the absurdity of this statement, as if we've left chickens "alone". Do you have any idea how modified chickens are today compared to even 20 years ago? Give me a break. The only artificial limits on chicken production is the artificial sense that you think there are limits. You're not even allowed to see those "chickens" being manufactured, which should tell you something about what you call food.

    9. Re:why cows? by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      And in a hurricane, both fly equally well, but the chickens are better at landing.

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    10. Re:why cows? by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      And in a hurricane, both fly equally well, but the chickens are marginally better at landing.

      FTFY. (I used to raise chickens)

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    11. Re:why cows? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Already, chickens are about 10x more efficient for production of meat calories than beef is..

      Cows, chickens, whatever. Just leave pigs out of it. BACON RULES!

    12. Re:why cows? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      For a healthy food supply it is wise to have more diversity in food not less. Cattle help with creating greater food supply diversity. A virus could kill of a lot of animals hitting the food supply. If Poultry is our only source of meat, we could cause major problems.
      Milk isn't as much "European descendants" European based ancestry allows them to digest milk, and it had became part of our dietary needs. They can survive without milk, however they are better off with it. Other nationalities, don't need milk and they do not digest it as well.
      The biggest problem with food anger, is the lack of understanding that different bodies digest food differently and needs different nutrients. Not all people can be vegans, not all people can eat meat.

         

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    13. Re:why cows? by Mark+of+the+North · · Score: 2

      Which historic numbers are those?

      I'm waiting on the edge of my seat to see a comprehensive study comparing the gamut between little and much government, but my expectation is for freshly picked cherries.

    14. Re:why cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that having a government that tries to regulate the size of sodas people are permitted to consume is "too little"?

      Are you saying that having a government that tries to regulate what you grow and smoke in your back yard is "too much"?

      captcha: Republican (not really, but it's good for a laugh)

    15. Re:why cows? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Not what the historic numbers say. Not even close.

      Most people agree that as the size and power of a government increases, it's methodology approaches that of a Police state. But how is it better to have too little government? There seems to be some sort of mantra that if we could just eliminate government to the point where we'd be back where the US was during the revolutionary war, this would solve all the world's problems. What people tend to forget is that back then government was so small and so powerless that George Washington sat in the snow at Valley Forge, unable to pay his men, unable to feed them and even unable to provide them with shoes, clothes and ammo. The Continental Congress did not have the power to impose taxes or regulate commerce in the colonies. It had to wring support out of the individual states who sometimes blocked support for the Continental Army to further their own petty agendas. Congress then started printing money to finance the war which (surprise, surprise...) led to huge inflation and ruined the economy. The funding that decided the revolutionary war were loans from France, Spain and the Netherlands and donations from private parties. By the end of the revolutionary war the US, unsurprisingly had a huge national debt.

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    16. Re:why cows? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If your knowledge of history is that incomplete, I'm not even going to try. Willful ignorance is not a good thing.

      Where are the bodies?

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    17. Re:why cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Red meat offers very little and is harmful to the human body in many ways.".

      Yes the harm it does to Olympic athletes and cyclists is a warning for everybody. Nobody needs iron, zinc and those fat-soluble vitamins from meat if Walgreens has them in little bottles.

      Tonight for supper I will sit down with a glass of red wine and a Walgreens multi-vitamin.

    18. Re:why cows? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're getting this sarcasm thing.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    19. Re:why cows? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Bad news, Mao's body count isn't the ultimate trump card against any kind of increased government power. It's pretty much a Godwin argument with Mao in place of Hitler, actually.

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    20. Re: why cows? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      Hate to spoil your assumptions, but fish/poultry are also good sources of iron and zinc.

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    21. Re:why cows? by operagost · · Score: 0

      Because Nazi Germany wasn't an authoritarian state?

      My hippie 10th grade social studies teacher said the Nazis were "right wing", so they can't be anything like Red China!

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    22. Re:why cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're moving to Somalia then? It turns out they have no government at all. I'm sure you will thrive!

    23. Re:why cows? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Red meat offers very little and is harmful to the human body in many ways.

      Wait, red meat is harmful? How? Why?

      I mean, hot dogs, sausage and premade hamburgers are bad for you. But if you get your red meat at a butcher and not McDonalds, it should be pretty healthy./p

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    24. Re:why cows? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Read some history. Too much government power is very bad.

      Government regulation of farming is one of the great success stories. It helped a bunch of farmers not die a hundred plus years ago and is a great example (used in the econ courses I took) of how early government intervention can stop a boom-bust cycle that would have been horrible for all involved.

      Now, it turns out it's not 100+ years ago currently, so some of the policies need to be amended, repealed or replaced. But if you do some research, they were really beneficial for quite some time.

      Note well, the US decided to get government involved in agriculture long before the USSR even existed. Turns out, if you just don't micromanage, it works out quite well.

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    25. Re:why cows? by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Hmmm..i'm a bike racer, don't eat any animal products and don't shop at Walgreens..there are plenty of others at a high level (David Zabriskie as an example was for a year, not sure if he still is since retiring). Where do you think cows get the iron, zinc and fat-soluble vitamins that's in their flesh? Same place i do: in the plants we eat.

    26. Re:why cows? by operagost · · Score: 0

      ... and they eventually paid it off. It wasn't until the Constitution replaced the Articles, but I assure you, that the size of the government in the Washington administration was a great improvement over the monstrosity we have right now.

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    27. Re:why cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're also a douchebag. That seems to be correlated to Vegan and Cyclist.

    28. Re:why cows? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1
      The talk of how chickens have been modified makes me think of ChickieNobs.

      "This is the latest," said Crake.
      What they were looking at was a large bulblike object that seemed to be covered with stippled whitish-yellow skin. Out of it came twenty thick fleshy tubes, and at the end of each tube another bulb was growing.
      "What the hell is it?" said Jimmy.
      "Those are chickens," said Crake. "Chicken parts. Just the breasts, on this one. They've got ones that specialize in drumsticks too, twelve to a growth unit.
      "But there aren't any heads..."
      "That's the head in the middle," said the woman. "There's a mouth opening at the top, they dump nutrients in there. No eyes or beak or anything, they don't need those."
      "This is horrible," said Jimmy. The thing was a nightmare. It was like an animal-protein tuber.
      "Picture a sea-anemone body plan," said Crake. "That helps."
      "But what's it thinking?" said Jimmy.
      The woman gave her jocular woodpecker yodel, and explained that they'd removed all the brain functions that had nothing to do with digestion, assimilation, and growth.
      "It's sort of like a chicken hookworm," said Crake.
      "No need for added growth hormones," said the woman, "the high growth rate's built in. You get chicken breasts in two weeks-- that's a three-week improvement on the most efficient low-light, high-density chicken farming operation so far devised. And the animal-welfare freaks won't be able to say a word, because this thing feels no pain."

      From Oryx and Crake, by Margaret Atwood.

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  10. Good Sub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good Sub :)
    egymodrn.blogspot.com

  11. Donors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funding for this will be determined by which group hires the most union workers that donate to the DNC, or which group is run by individuals with long track records of giving to the DNC. The previous owners of Solyndra is currently in the front running to get the federal funding.

    No results are expected in the advancement of science for this. Obama was quoted as saying "If you like your cows you can keep them, period".

    Now can we admit this who AGW thing is just a money grab for the DNC?

  12. Our Tax Dollars In Action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's our stupid government for ya. Our own actions (power generation, industry, etc.) are causing the problem of global climate disruptions but instead of changing how we do business (lower or eliminate carbon and other greenhouse gas emissions) our industrious leaders come up with hair-brained plans to genetically alter our food-stock. Idiots. It's time to add some Chlorine to the government gene-pool.

  13. Let's not have 9 billion people in 2050, mmkay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Unbounded population growth can only end in misery. Maybe there is enough food to go around for 6 billion, even long after peak oil. Maybe there is enough for 9 billion. Who knows. But there certainly is a number where it doesn't work anymore and then it's going to be gruesome. Let's not go there.

    1. Re:Let's not have 9 billion people in 2050, mmkay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unbounded population growth can only end in misery. Maybe there is enough food to go around for 6 billion, even long after peak oil. Maybe there is enough for 9 billion. Who knows. But there certainly is a number where it doesn't work anymore and then it's going to be gruesome. Let's not go there.

      Volunteers? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?

    2. Re:Let's not have 9 billion people in 2050, mmkay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For once, this is a world problem that can not be pinned on the industrial nations, which already have shrinking native populations. Nothing needs to be done here. And just like the industrial nations "stopped" population growth without instituting a ban on pregnancy, stopping it elsewhere is neither impossible nor does it require a police state or worse.

    3. Re:Let's not have 9 billion people in 2050, mmkay? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      And just like the industrial nations "stopped" population growth without instituting a ban on pregnancy, stopping it elsewhere is neither impossible nor does it require a police state or worse.

      Stopped, or just temporarily slowed down? Evolution is based on this pesky tautology, that those who are most resistant to factors reducing number of offspring will have most offspring and spread this resistance. Resistance can take many forms, such as being susceptible to religious beliefs which endorse many childern, being forgetful or careless with contraceptives, having fetish for normal heterosexual copulation, having really strong maternal/paternal instincts... Whatever enables having more childeren than average.

  14. Frankenfood by LabRatty · · Score: 1

    So can I finally look forward to the legendary turducken then? I'll have a flying car first at this rate.

    1. Re:Frankenfood by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The Tur part of turducken was a recent addition and adds nothing. Duckhen is good stuff.

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  15. Vegetarian by dthirteen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hate to be the one to point out the obvious... but the solution is not in changing the meat it is in reducing and/or eliminating the meat. A very large part of world has done very well for a very long time on limited or no meat, eating beans and rice, lentils and rice, and tofu and rice. Meat requires vast quantities of water, creates vast quantities of waste, and is a huge caloric loss if you are feeding the animal grains or other foodstuffs that humans can eat directly. Beef being the worst offender for water use, and pollution.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E...

    1. Re:Vegetarian by geekmux · · Score: 2

      Hate to be the one to point out the obvious... but the solution is not in changing the meat it is in reducing and/or eliminating the meat. A very large part of world has done very well for a very long time on limited or no meat, eating beans and rice, lentils and rice, and tofu and rice. Meat requires vast quantities of water, creates vast quantities of waste, and is a huge caloric loss if you are feeding the animal grains or other foodstuffs that humans can eat directly. Beef being the worst offender for water use, and pollution.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E...

      Ah, excuse me, Mr. Common Sense? Ah, yes if you could please face the corner when you speak. You are annoying Greed N. Corruption, and since he's in charge, well it's best not to piss him off.

    2. Re:Vegetarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beef being the worst offender for water use, and pollution.

      At least until the next fracking story comes up, right?

    3. Re:Vegetarian by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Where you saying something?

      All this talk of beef is making me hungry.

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    4. Re:Vegetarian by Insightfill · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hate to be the one to point out the obvious... but the solution is not in changing the meat it is in reducing and/or eliminating the meat.

      Slate recently had a decent article examining all of the impacts of a world that's entirely vegetarian. Interesting stuff.

      (My family is vegetarian, even my kids. People stopped asking "where do you get your protein?" when they see my kids, who each were tallest in grade school. My youngest daughter was 5'6" at age 10.)

    5. Re:Vegetarian by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I also hate to be the one to point this out, but given a free choice much (not all) of the world population starts consuming meat once given the economic means to do so.

      In a world that seems to be lurching towards greater individual autonomy and personal choice, your solution does not strike me as likely to get off the ground. At the end, you'll either have to adopt more and more coercive action to meet your goal or accept that there are billions of independent agents with different preferences.

    6. Re:Vegetarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How do you tell if someone is a vegetarian? You don't, they tell you.

      My family is vegetarian, even my kids.

    7. Re:Vegetarian by operagost · · Score: 1

      They forgot to account for the increased methane emissions from all the people experiencing gastrointestinal distress from the legume-heavy meat replacements. Not to mention the cost in health care for all the people who fall ill due to the unsuitability of the replacement diet for their particular physiology.

      It's really a pipe dream, because you aren't going to turn the entire world vegetarian, so why give bogus numbers that aren't all that impressive in the first place?

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    8. Re:Vegetarian by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      In a world that seems to be lurching towards greater individual autonomy and personal choice

      What utter horseshit:"Individual autonomy and personal choice"?
      The food industry has and continues to consolidate, giving food consumers much less actual choice.
      Apparently their marketing propaganda has worked...
      The "choice" they give us is what they decide.

      The fast food industry continues to push the over-eating of meat as "normal" and healthy, which it is not. But it makes them loads of money, which is the driver behind their control of our choice.

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    9. Re:Vegetarian by Layzej · · Score: 1

      But I like beef. What is wrong with breeding more resilient cattle? It's not exactly money wasted since there is a strong beef economy that is worth investing in.

    10. Re:Vegetarian by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      How do you tell if someone is a vegetarian? You don't, they tell you.

      Fair enough, and that's pretty funny.

      Actually, there are so many cultural events tied around food that there's really no choice. Going to a wedding? Choice between chicken and beef. "Hot dog party day" at school? Hungry day at school. Group of people at work going out for lunch? Oh, great; someone picked the one place that puts "fish taco" under "vegetarian". When my wife was in the hospital with our first, the "vegetarian" option on the meal plan was a turkey sandwich... idiots.

      There's a fair amount of debate that many of the Jewish food laws were intentionally created to keep them from mixing with the general population.

    11. Re:Vegetarian by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

      If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

    12. Re:Vegetarian by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      So, we're going to pretend that the FA$T FOOD INDU$TRY makes people eat meat, when every genetic indicator since 50,000 BC tells us to eat meat because it is a bonanza of protein for an otherwise fruit-eating mammal race?

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    13. Re:Vegetarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like we have the rule of law for deciding what's best for the collective where the individual would not.

    14. Re:Vegetarian by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Fast food has real meat in it? No way. Dog Food probably has a higher meat content...

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    15. Re:Vegetarian by IndieVoter · · Score: 0

      Vegetarians are the worst salesmen for their cause.

  16. Hardly the problem we see it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Vegans and vegetarians can and have lived perfectly normal and healthy lives. Often times far longer than their meat-gorging counterparts.

    To stand up and state we must fix this problem, as if the meat industry is somehow absolutely necessary for the human race to survive is nonsense, and reflects poorly on the person stating it (yeah, that would be you, Bill).

    And yes, I realize we would likely shift food shortages to plants by doing so, but I'm willing to bet we can make a plant better suited for climate change far easier than we can modify a much more complex organism that evolved over thousands of years to the climate today.

    Greed won't allow this to happen. We're not allowed to even speak badly against this industry that we cannot label corrupt.

    1. Re:Hardly the problem we see it is. by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Beef tastes good. Why wouldn't we want to produce it as cheaply as possible?

    2. Re:Hardly the problem we see it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To stand up and state we must fix this problem, as if the meat industry is somehow absolutely necessary for the human race to survive is nonsense, and reflects poorly on the person stating it (yeah, that would be you, Bill).

      Here are other things that are not absolutely necessary
          art
          music
          cell phones
          antibiotics ( we survived millions of years without them )
          cars
          televisions
          friends
          beer
          pop
          slashdot
          people who push their own views on others

      As a human I really enjoy all of the above listed items and dont want to give them up. Nor do I want to give up red meat because you dont think its necessary.

           

  17. Population is the problem.. The whole problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to enforce some type of human birth licensing system to stop all population growth and ideally reduce our population to pre 1900's levels; Using modern technology and a world population near that which is/was sustainable before it(tech) could/should produce a world with excess resources, no accelerated global warming, no starvation, and at least eliminate resource based wars.

    1. Re:Population is the problem.. The whole problem by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      You do realize that trying to involuntarily prevent people from breeding will be complete political (& probably literal) suicide in the USA.

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  18. They Seem To Have Done Pretty Well So Far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After millions of years of climates that change and disrupt the critters seem to be handling it all pretty well on their own.

  19. Just move by jamesl · · Score: 1

    I would simply buy some land a little farther north.

    Or maybe it's not such a big problem.
    More than 7,000 years ago, domesticated cattle appeared along the Tigris and Euphrates river valley, the origin of the first agricultural society of the Sumerians. The ancient Egyptians made cheese, and Isis, the Egyptian goddess and patroness of agriculture, is often represented as a woman with the horns of a cow, a sacred animal.
    http://www.floridamilk.com/dai...

    Isn't it hot there?

  20. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could just use Guineafowl. They're native to warm climates, breed more prolifically than chickens (EG: produce more eggs), about the same body, taste the same.

    Guessing someone just needed grant money and a way to scare people. Since asking a poultry farmer was too cheap and easy a solution.

  21. Let Evolution take care of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Evolutionist believes that we (whatever you want "we" to be) change and adapt to the changing surroundings.. Right?
    Then why are they running around claiming that Evolution won't take care of this "Global Warming". "Climate Change", "Climate Disruption" thingy?
    Evolution has always taken care of change before, the Evolutionist says.
    Why not now?
    Why should we worry?

    Did the dinosaurs worry?
    Why should we?

  22. You won't have to convince anyone by geekmux · · Score: 1

    ...to become vegetarians or vegans.

    I promise you it'll happen naturally as scientists keep screwing around genetically modifying our meat until that deadly strain of bird/cow/pig flu manages to get carried into the masses as a result and wipes out half the planet.

    People won't touch anything that has beaks or hooves ever again.

    1. Re:You won't have to convince anyone by Layzej · · Score: 1

      In what way is the flu related to GMO?

    2. Re:You won't have to convince anyone by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      They're both "scary".

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    3. Re:You won't have to convince anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're both scary buzzwords.

  23. Science on the Federal Dole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yawn, yawn! Long ago, the human race breed cattle for hotter (Brahman) and colder (Scottish Highlander) temperatures. These scientist are simply scrambling in a most unseemly fashion after grant money being dumped out irresponsibly by our deficit-ridden federal government.
    In fact, the entire global warming/climate change/climate disruption hysteria has been yet another illustration of scientists who lack integrity scrambling after grant money. The reasons has been, "If I have to say X to get money, then I will say X." Pitiful.
    President Eisenhower warned of precisely this in his Farewell Address noting: "The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present – and is gravely to be regarded."
    http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/ike.htm
    The one paying the fiddler is calling the tune.

    1. Re:Science on the Federal Dole by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't we want to continue making more resilient livestock? As you note we have been doing this for hundreds of years. Are you just against us using the latest technologies? It seems like only an anti-GMO eco-freak would be against this. Somehow (because climate change was in the summary) you attribute nefarious motives to those working towards progress. Does a switch flip in your brain when you see those words?

  24. HughPickensDOTScare by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

    Is there a sweetheart deal for Slashdot's owners to post every deranged end-of-the-world scare story from HughPickens?

    Inquiring minds would like to know, because every single scare story has been rebutted many times (although Slashdot never gets to see those stories because the debunkers are in league with the devil/big oil/republicans/illuminati/adam sandler (delete as appropriate))

    The modern term for this is "motivated reasoning" but in the past it was called "moral hazard" or "moral depravity". Different words, same result - an attack on the motivation of the person who denies the coming Apocalypse/Judgement Day/Zombie Outbreak (delete as appropriate)

    In Russia they have a word for this: Lysenkoism

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    1. Re:HughPickensDOTScare by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Agreed that this is a horrible summary that neither 'side' will have liked. At the heart of the story we have researchers working to develop more resilient livestock. That is a non-story that Slashdot would never have posted so Hugh sexes it up to the point of absurdity. Slashdot encourages this poor journalism.

    2. Re:HughPickensDOTScare by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      in the past it was called "moral hazard"

      It was never called "moral hazard". I'm pretty sure it wasn't called "moral depravity" either.

      "Motivated Reasoning" is a good term for it though.

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  25. stop launching the cows until they are sturdier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hard to believe cart on top of the horse process http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wmd+weather+pollution 'scientists'? more like psychopathic megalomaniacs

  26. Food Chain by BlueMonk · · Score: 1

    Aren't they starting at the wrong end of the food chain? Or have they already verified that all the organisms on which livestock depend will be able to survive?

  27. But.. by grimJester · · Score: 1

    all animal species alive now have survived all climate changes in the past.

    But almost no animal species alive in the past have survived all the climate changes in the past.

    More seriously, they want to optimize meat per dollar taking into account projections of future climate. A current cow would probably do well but be suboptimal. Normal economics at work, nothing to see here.

    1. Re:But.. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't know, cow seem to survive temperatures from -60F (with barns, like in Wisconsin) to 110F or more. (I've never seen cows in 115 weather but I don't think they would have any trouble if they had water). AGW isn't going to change that temperature range much; it seems to me the only thing to really worry about is the loss of grazing land (alfalfa fields, etc).

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  28. oh! i know! i know! by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    buoyant cows with webbed feet like a duck, do the same for pigs, goats, sheep and chickens

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  29. We already have those.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Sheep do just fine in bitter evil cold and 120 degree summers. Certain long hair breeds of goats as well.
    Problem is a lot of the long hair cows have been bread away to the easy to care for short hair. and there are chicken breeds that do fine.

    Lastly pigs, just start with wild pigs instead of the naked ones we have that only exist for easy cleaning.

    Rabbits are also very hearty and are perfect livestock.

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    1. Re:We already have those.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't rabbit meat so low in fat / nutrients that people can starve to death while gorging themselves on it?

    2. Re:We already have those.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      ^Fgoat

      Thanks, Lumpy. You stole all my fire. And speaking of fire, you can use it to clean the hair off of the goat before you put it into a pit with coals. Or the pig. The wild ones tend towards hairiness. And deliciousness. They are also a serious environmental problem in the USA right now. We need more hunting, stat.

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  30. McD's Races to market McCamel Burgers by retroworks · · Score: 3, Funny

    You want a side of cactus fries with that?

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  31. One word by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Latitude.

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    1. Re:One word by Minwee · · Score: 2

      Latitude.

      Inspiron.

    2. Re:One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Latitude.

      Inspiron.

      Vostro.

  32. Re: are you kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    LOL "grant money". Oh, this magical, bottomless well of moolah that exists solely to tempt scientists into lying for decades. I'll bet energy companies had wished they'd thought of that! Those poor, struggling corporations dream of someday being able to bribe scientists and op-ed writers and politicians to make dishonest statements that benefit their bottom line. But you know, greed and profit just aren't motivators for dishonesty the way... Uh.... "grant money" is??? (Oh, right, I forgot, those evil liberals want to be enslaved by the government and to destroy America forever. That's actually why liberals do anything. Totally makes sense as a motivation.)

  33. Re: are you kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sssshhht, you are revealing that "climate change" is just an euphemism for "the sky is falling". Here, have some grant money and stop spreading doubts to human livestock.

    Came here to see AC shills with the "Climate Change is made up to make scientists money!" tripe. Was not disappointed. Stupid thoudandaire scientists and their luxury yachts! Sucking on the government teat

  34. I have to wonder by aepervius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to wonder , I always see such uneducated comment in global warming thread. In the mean time I have come to the conclusion that people truly never try to educate themselves, they grasp at the slightest of the information they might have overheard in their live, without checking if that experience is actually supported, then stick to it forever.

    To the op, it is not about absolute quantity but about relative effect. A very small change in CO2 is enough to retain much more warmth (trap IR longer). Same with other molecules by the way , like CH4, SF6... Only the half life of those limit their effect. But why bother, you (or any of the ignorant posting the same drivel) will simply skip it and post their ignorance again at the next GW thread.

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    1. Re:I have to wonder by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      So CO2 is important, then?

      I had this online conversation about 10 years ago:

      Environmentalist: CO2 bad y'all, m'kay?

      Me: Ya know, we had a ready-made, in-place, large-scale carbon sequestration processalready via putting yard waste into non-biodegrading landfills. Sadly this was banned because of leftover 1970s "we're running out of landfill room" innumeracy combined with a new fetish for composting. We should bring it back.

      Environmentalist (as god is my witness): Well, CO2 isn't really a very big greenhouse gas.

      Just to be sure: It **is** an important gas, right? So sequestering gigatons of yard waste a year would be helpful.

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    2. Re:I have to wonder by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You're re-creating one environmental problem to very slightly mitigate another, it should be obvious why this isn't an appealing option.

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  35. In other news.. by Evtim · · Score: 1

    humanity throws away half of the food produced.

    wake me up when we get real, please!

    1. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. I've worked as a custodian in many schools over the years. Lots of unopened food and half eaten food thrown away every day. The unconsumed milk alone left in the cartons is enough to break your back trying to get it into the dumpster.

    2. Re:In other news.. by IndieVoter · · Score: 0

      Somehow, that won't make the news.

  36. Fixed That For You by tranquilidad · · Score: 0

    From the summary - "researchers, backed by millions of dollars from the federal government, are looking for ways to protect key industries from the impact of climate change by racing to develop new breeds of farm animals that can stand up to the hazards of global warming."

    I think he meant to say, "researchers, lured by millions of dollars from the federal government, are looking for ways to win federal grants related to climate change and are racing to suck up as much money from the feds as they can under the rubric of fixing the hazards of global warming."

  37. Global cooling - ice age coming up by flyingfsck · · Score: 0

    Pretty soon, the inter glacial will be over, so mankind would be better served by research into livestock that can survive an ice age.

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    1. Re:Global cooling - ice age coming up by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

      [Citation Needed]

      I've heard this repeated a lot. A few pundits reported it, and people who want to believe it believe it.

      There was a scientific paper that said there is an ice age coming up, but it's thousands of years away (not "Pretty soon").

    2. Re:Global cooling - ice age coming up by thedonger · · Score: 1

      There was a scientific paper that said there is an ice age coming up, but it's thousands of years away (not "Pretty soon").

      Thousands of years is "pretty soon" at the geologic time scale.

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    3. Re:Global cooling - ice age coming up by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

      The original poster suggested we needed to research ways to help livestock survive an ice age. That doesn't require geologic time scales.

  38. Way Way off. by crmanriq · · Score: 3, Informative

    A 10% increase in atmospheric CO2 does not equate to a 10% increase in temperature. Not by a long shot. According to the IPCC, a _DOUBLING_ of CO2 will lead to an increase in temperature of between 1.5 and 3 degrees. (With a lot of debate as to where this number lies. The IPCC itself has declined to issue a "best guess").

    The current rate of increase in atmospheric CO2 is somewhere between 2-3 ppm/year. (http://www.esrl.noaa.gov/gmd/ccgg/trends/#mlo_growth) At this rate, (and even taking into account that there is acceleration in the rate), the 400ppm will double in somewhere around 130 years.

    So even at the more extreme case (3 degrees per doubling of CO2), we are looking at 1 degree increase in temp every 43 years.

    I'm not really certain that this equates to a "race" to get poultry to adapt. (Especially if it would just mean a slow migration of poultry farming to more northern areas.)

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    1. Re:Way Way off. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      You're conveniently ignoring that this is a global mean temperature increase, and that some areas will get significantly warmer (and others significantly colder, esp in the winter). One such area are the polar ice caps,which are getting a lot warmer, and we're seeing lot more melting. It might not matter for many major cities that it's 1-3 degrees warmer, because they will be submerged in the ocean. There's a lot more to consider than 'it will be one degree warmer'. If it were as simple as it being one degree warmer evenly around the world, most would probably have no concern. The problem is this isn't the case, and things are changing dramatically in many areas.

    2. Re:Way Way off. by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      Currently -10C at the North Pole lots of melting going on there. Ever hear of the North-West passage? Why is it still frozen over, with all this melting ships should be traveling back and forth especially since 2012 was supposed to be a record warm year. Maybe 2012 wasn't a record year.

    3. Re:Way Way off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the conversation should be focused on one point. Why is the ratio of venus/earth temperatures at 1 atm pressure what we would predict due to difference in distance from the sun? Either CO2 does nothing or the system balances itself (eg increased CO2 -> higher abledo) to maintain equilibrium temperatures.

      What is going on here, and why is no one discussing it? Everything else seems to be a tangent until this is figured out.

    4. Re:Way Way off. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Um..ships *are* traveling along it - hate to link to Wikipedia, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Passage#Effects_of_climate_change

      You're correct that it isn't being used much, but it's because it's not really all that efficient and ice is the least of their concerns: http://www.edmontonjournal.com/business/Northwest+Passage+shipping+potential+cooled+transport+minister/9659331/story.html

      I wish there was a mod point for 'Didn't Google Own Claims Before Posting'. I'm trying to believe this isn't flamebait, but it's sad to me that so many claims are made here that come from zero research and easily disproved with a simple search... Oh, and the ice isn't contained solely around the 'North Pole'...ugh..

  39. Re: are you kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They already tried that with lead in the gasoline but it was eventually proven that the lead in the gasoline was contaminating the environment so it had to come out.

    But what's needed isn't more research into better form of carbon fuel use but alternatives like Thorium for the base demand and better batteries to store the excess from solar and wind generated power and to power things like cars and trucks. Once you can create a battery that is as energy dense as gasoline, can be recharged as quickly as a gasoline tank can be filled and costs no more to build and operate than an internal combustion engine then you'll have no reason to hold onto the old carbon fuelled economy.

  40. Made up crisis by Alomex · · Score: 4, Informative

    develop new breeds of farm animals that can stand up to the hazards of global warming.

    Currently we graze cattle from the frozen plains of North Dakota to the deserts of Africa. From the dry lands of Texas to the Alpine mountains of Vevey, Switzerland. From the Northern outback in Australia to the Amazon jungle of Manaus.

    It seems to me that we already have the breeds for all possible climates and the whole article is just scientists doing whipping up yet another crisis to score more funding.

    1. Re:Made up crisis by Layzej · · Score: 1

      If we could develop more resilient livestock we would have a technological and economic advantage over our competitors. We have been doing this for hundreds of years. Why should we stop now? And why would you ascribe some nefarious plot to scientists for continuing to do so? Is the American Brahman Breeders Association in on the jig in the early 1900s?

    2. Re:Made up crisis by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Most likely the scientist wants to study some kind of gene manipulation or whatever, and the way to get funding for something these days is to tie it to global warming.

      If the Republicans take over down the road, we'll be talking about engineered chickens that can locate landmines.

    3. Re:Made up crisis by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Dry lands of Texas? WTF? You know Texas has huge areas of humid swamps? And other areas that are quite temperate, with adequate rainfall ideal for growing crops? You people scare me.

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    4. Re:Made up crisis by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Here are the dry lands of Texas:

      http://www.worldatlas.com/webi...

  41. Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Switch to vegetarian, it solves a WHOLE lot of problems: from the environment, health, sustainability, economics, efficiency, and moral issues to boot.

    1. Re:Crazy by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

      Switch to vegetarian,

      I don't know about that. Vegetarians are pretty stringy and chewey. And they tend to stampede in panic whenever they read an inciteful article in Mother Jones.

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  42. There's a simple solution to that by Minwee · · Score: 1

    But the consumers may not like seeing herds of cattle and chickens replaced by giant cockroaches. We need to think of a new name for them, and perhaps give them some kind of fancy hats.

    1. Re:There's a simple solution to that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giant New York cockroaches could be renamed "Empire Lobsters". Yum, lobsters!

  43. If the broilers can be bred to withstand the heat. by ThaumaTechnician · · Score: 1

    (wait for it) ... how will we cook 'em?

  44. My Efforts by um.yup. · · Score: 0

    Hm...I'm breeding livestock that can survive B.S. Maybe we should combine efforts.

  45. Luddites on slashdot? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

    What a load of frog shit!.

    Seriously, don't pay any attention to the beautiful mathematics and painstaking research that created the dancing hurricanes on the screen and go straight to the quote at the end of that Ted talk, roughly translated into politics, it means you're a luddite using creationist debating tactics.

    Do you not realise that these models work on the same finite element analysis techniques and "physical laws" (mathematical models) used to successfully model everything from atomic bombs, to the flow of molten metal in an engine block cast. These everyday and exotic engineering models are so successful that over the last 30yrs (just over half my lifetime) it has become virtually impossible to finance an engineering project without them. And if you do realise that, then why are you so quick to argue these methods cannot provide useful insights into the behaviour of Earth's climate but are presumably ok with passenger jets flying around that were designed by these techniques? Perhaps Boeing added one molecule too many to the missing jet's wing tip? Turbulence is the physical manifestation of chaos , so it's like totally unpredictable, right? - Please, give rational discussion a fucking break and shut the fuck up with this tiresome "scientists are know-nothing morons" nonsense.

    In the philosophy of Science ALL models are "wrong" by definition, what matters is the degree of "wrongness" (or "truthiness" as it's known in the US). When we look at observations of water vapour over the past few decades they are a very good match for model outputs from 1980's models, they are a much better match for the average of ALL 1980's model outputs. Why? - because the models are just as likely to be "wrong" in either direction.

    There are plenty of solid examples on google detailing phenomena that were first seen in climate models and later observed in nature, but I doubt you have heard about phenomena such as "polar amplification" or "stratospheric cooling", Why? - because google will tell you "anything you want to hear", right?

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    1. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Slow clap.

    2. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by thedonger · · Score: 1

      A passenger jet is a relatively finite system compared to a climate model which purports to accurately predict what will happen in 100 years based on (let's assume) reliable measurements over the last 200 years and data based on not directly testable phenomenon over the last 10000 to millions of years. My faith in that modeling will increase when I can get an accurate weather forecast more than 24 hours in advance. Hell, at this point I'd take 12 hours.

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    3. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by mpe · · Score: 1

      A passenger jet is a relatively finite system compared to a climate model which purports to accurately predict what will happen in 100 years based on (let's assume) reliable measurements over the last 200 years

      An engine block casting being a few orders of magnitude less complex than a passengers jet too.
      You certainly can't rely on 200 years of accurate measurements someone could have written down "plausible numbers" for reasons far less serious than not wanting to be eaten by a polar bear. There's also issues of accuracy. You'd be hard pressed to measure temperature to 1/10 of a degree even now. It simply isn't credible to assume than this was possible in 1814. Yet it's not uncommon for highly processed temperature data to be treated as accurate to 1/100 of a degree. Which is nonsensical.

    4. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      let's assume

      That seems to be what is confusing you, you assume weather is the same thing a climate. Although the two use basically the same models, weather is chaotic and the best models on the most powerful computers can only look about a week into the future before model and reality diverge to the point where the model fails. Climate is the statistics of weather and is extremely stable over human time scales. As the video says models do a good job of modelling global climate and a reasonable job of regional climate, they tell us nothing about local climate or the weather.

      As an example here's a trivial climate prediction: In the year 3000, summer will still be warmer than winter, CO2 in the atmosphere will continue to pulsate as N. Hemisphere trees lose and regrow their leaves. The monsoon season will continue to track the sun. The average global temperature will almost certainly be higher than now, by how much depends on what we do in the next 100yrs.

      Watch the video again, especially the question at the end, find out what climate is and look at the skill of the models, don't stand with the luddites who would send us back to the dark ages, it's already obvious to an interested observer that they are on the wrong side of history.

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    5. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      What "measurements" are you talking about wrt climate change? The strength of gravity, the chemical composition of the ocean, the shape of the Earth?

      Historical instrument records are used to test the model they are NOT used as input, initial conditions such as temperature are RANDOM the correct values emerge from the laws of physics and numerical integration. Scientific opinion is not the same as democratic opinion, in Science you have to know something about what you are discussing. The fact that you make very basic mistakes in your assumptions about the models indicates no actual understanding of how climate modelling works other than parroting the sponsored nonsense you read in opinion columns. Do the planet a favour, either educate yourself on the topic or stop being somebody's "useful idiot".

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    6. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not going to disagree with you, that the person you were replying to was wrong. However you might be interested in this which shows that the climate models do have a lot of room improvement.

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    7. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're not kidding, that youtube video is amazing. Where can I get a Google-Earth plugin for that thing? I could stare at that for hours, if not days.

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    8. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the creationist is the person insisting 1960-1990 temps are "average" for a 4.5 billion year old planet.

      Warmerbator rhetoric looks a lot like Creationism. Because they are fundamentally the same.

    9. Re:Luddites on slashdot? by thedonger · · Score: 1

      How much did we (humans) make the Sahara Desert expand? Could it be that our planet is slowly dying on its own? Either way, I don't care. I believe we should be good stewards of the planet. I believe in conservation. But I don't believe in government doing things on our behalf. (And I also don't believe in the benevolence or objectivity of scientists. They aren't. I know plenty.)

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  46. Bill Gates is an Idiot? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    "There's no way to produce enough meat for 9 billion people."

    Most of the world does not eat a lot of meat. Those that do, make up a very small population of the whole, and likely live in the US or similar.

    Stop trying to sound like you are trying to feed the hungry masses of the world, when you are really targeting feeding the rich elite (relatively so in relation to 95% of that 9 billion people).

    1. Re:Bill Gates is an Idiot? by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Look up emerging dietary trends in minority countries like China...many countries that traditionally ate little meat are on the increase, and some of them have a much larger population than the US.

  47. Stop the search: Kangaroo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just pick an animal who evolved in the desert. Camels would also be acceptable, but Kangaroos have other benefits such as little/no methane production, super efficient locomotion and digestive tract, and delicious. Even without global warming, these animals would be so much better in the deserts where cows are raised (Why beef in Arizona?)

  48. The important part of the article: by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    "backed by millions of dollars from the federal government"

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  49. HELLO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldnt it be much easier and cheaper to come up with more efficient methods of birth control for third world countries so we only have to feed 4 or 5 billion and take much less toll on the planet??!?!?!?!

    1. Re:HELLO!!! by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Or feed the homeless to the hungry?

    2. Re:HELLO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure that you don't have children, and we'll call that a good start. Seriously.

  50. Re: are you kidding by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    Hah! I see your mythical techno salvation and raise you one Mr. Fusion.

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  51. Re: are you kidding by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    I'll bet energy companies had wished they'd thought of that!

    They have. And it's exactly because it's not bottomless that scientists fight over it.

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  52. Since nobody's mentioned more 'modest' proposals by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    really, 9 BILLION PEOPLE? Heck, just eating the dead would not only provide a lot of protein-rich meat but dramatically reduce the acreage wasted on gravesites!
    Once we get over that taboo, it'll be easy to accept the concept of eating a few of the living as well. 5 or 6 billion people-sized dinners later and problem solved.

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  53. Oven Manufacturer Conspiracy by wasabu · · Score: 1

    This is just another conspiracy by the ailing Kitchen industry to force us to buy ovens that run hotter. :P

  54. Migrate by rolias · · Score: 1

    Move poleward. The animals are already adapted.

  55. Beef by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corn fed beef is practically a different animal when you compare it to Grass fed beef. Grass fed beef is amazingly lean and healthy. This distinction needs to be made.

  56. Fuck the editors here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They show their CONservative bias by using the wrong term for this disaster. They are calling it what those Republicans still call it. It should be call Climate Disruption. Their kind doesn't understand science well enough to understand what is happening so their kind simply can't comprehend what is happening. It is disgusting that we all their kind to rule over us and dictate policy given that they are so stupid.

  57. Cows have survived climate change for millions of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cows have survived climate change for millions of years.

    You're a stupid motherfucker for calling it "A good idea"

    I call it "The Rothchild's wet dream to get even richer:"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdqNds9pNuI

    Human beings are stupid parrot repeaters who will still believe the lying IPCC and other totally discredited and unscientific organizations, who are owned by the above said bankers.

  58. Obligatory car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Passenger 1: "You're steering too far to the right -- you're going to go off the road!"

    Driver: "No way. You and Passenger 2 can't agree about when the car will leave the road. So there's no problem."

    Passenger 1: "But we both agree you'll go off the road if you keep going to the right!"

    Driver: "Hold on, let me wade into the science here. You say the road slopes down at the edge, and Passenger 2 says it slopes up. Maybe it goes up steeply near the edge. That would slow us down. So there's no problem."

    Passenger 1: "But it's just as likely to slope down! If it slopes down enough, we'll accelerate out of control. And no matter how the road slopes, you can't keep driving to the right forever. Eventually you'll leave the road."

    Driver: "But I like driving this way. Besides, you guys still haven't agreed about what will happen if we leave the road. Or when that will happen."

    Passenger 1: "But surely the smartest thing is just to steer back to the center rather than risk catastrophe?"

    Driver: "Maybe we could build an extra section of road further off to the right. Or we could strengthen the car so it keeps running even if we leave the road. You guys should go study that and leave me alone. I like driving this way."

  59. Obligatory car analogy by superposed · · Score: 1

    Passenger 1: "You're steering too far to the right -- you're going to go off the road!"

    Driver: "No way. The gap between our car and the edge of the road is tiny compared to the size of the whole road. Reducing it won't have any effect."

    Passenger 1: "That's irrelevant. If you cross that margin, the car will go off the road!"

    Driver: "No way. You and Passenger 2 can't agree about when the car will leave the road. So there's no problem."

    Passenger 1: "But we both agree you'll go off the road if you keep going to the right!"

    Driver: "Hold on, let me wade into the science here. You say the road slopes down at the edge, and Passenger 2 says it slopes up. Maybe it goes up steeply near the edge. That would slow us down. So there's no problem."

    Passenger 1: "But it's just as likely to slope down! If it slopes down enough, we'll accelerate out of control. And no matter how the road slopes, you can't keep driving to the right forever. Eventually you'll leave the road."

    Driver: "But I like driving this way. Besides, you guys still haven't agreed about what will happen if we leave the road. Or when that will happen."

    Passenger 1: "But surely the smartest thing is just to steer back to the center rather than risk catastrophe?"

    Driver: "Maybe we could build an extra section of road further off to the right. Or we could strengthen the car so it keeps running even if we leave the road. You guys should go study that and leave me alone. I like driving this way."

  60. Name one by superposed · · Score: 1

    Could you please list one or more of these end-of-the-world scares that had as much scientific consensus as climate change, but turned out to be unfounded? Environmental history has more often been a case of "don't worry about it, don't worry about it" until the resource collapsed -- DDT, Cuyuhoga River, ozone hole, atlantic cod fishing, ...

  61. How About Coverting Sea Water? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Use the Sun and one long channel of charcoal?

  62. Patents by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Interesting research indeed, but I fear the result could be patented food.

  63. We can already feed 9 billion people ... by fygment · · Score: 1

    ... oh, you meant for feed them for profit? Ah, then you're right. It's cheaper to throw away the food if we can't sell it for profit.

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  64. Concentration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The issue isn't that the cows and chickens are having trouble coping with the climate, it's that they have trouble coping the climate in gigantic meat farms. If the industry was broken down and the animals spread out over several states, say putting a limit on the size of a meat producing facility, you would spread out the risk. Less animals in a concentrated area = less pollution and risk of disease. Take the money they're spending on genetically modifying an animal and use it to open several smaller, cleaner, productive facilities.

  65. CLICK BAIT by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

    Gotta have some story on global warming, er cooling, er climate change, er disruption every damn day! Otherwise we won't get the same people making the same arguments, totally ignoring each other, but driving up our traffic stats.

    Boring Boring Boring people. Find something new to argue about, will ya?

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  66. What global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh that stuff that stopped 17+ years ago? Oh yea that global warming. Okay how about livestock that can survive colder temperatures? That is much more realistic given the total failure of the IPCC models based on CO2 controlling the climate.

    Serious question to every one who feels that CO2 controls the climate: How long with rising CO2 and flat or falling temperatures before you admit that CO2 does not control the climate? 20 years? 30? 50? Never?

    Now why do I think it will get colder? There are models that work in forecasting climate. The scientists have made predictions that have been accurate. Dr Libby from the 1970s has correctly called close to 4 decades of climate. Dr Easterbrook has correctly called it for 12+ years and Dr Abdussamatov (8 years). I hate to tell you this but they are all calling for cold of varying degrees and duration.

  67. Saving Cows or Saving Research Funding? by IndieVoter · · Score: 0

    Both are needed to continue academics massive weight gain.

  68. Tom Vilsack is an 'animal rights' supporter by Reziac · · Score: 1

    ... and that's what this is about. Scare people into believing livestock cannot survive a degree or two of 'climate change' and you fuel the 'livestock is cruel' meme in the minds of the uninformed public.

    Funny how domestic livestock are found in an even wider range of climates than their nearest relatives in the wild, and do better under a wider range of conditions... care to guess why? Because one of the best traits livestock can have is adaptability, so you don't lose your herd the first time you have a really harsh winter or a really hot summer. Livestock producers have selected for this since time immemorial.

    And if producers are dim enough to buy into this -- if you skew herds and flocks toward varieties that are primarily heat-adapted, well, those same critters can't deal with the hard winters that are more the norm in livestock-producing areas. If everyone bought into these varieties, voila, first hard winter and you're rid of those pesky livestock producers.

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