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In SF: an App For Auctioning Off Your Public Parking Spot

trbdavies (979982) writes 'Only in San Francisco' used to refer to issues like whether public nudity should be restricted to certain hours of the day. Now I hear it most often in connection with the interplay between the city and tech companies. SF Weekly reports on one such development: 'Anyone who's visited San Francisco for 35 minutes knows that easy parking is a rare find. Enter Paolo Dobrowolny, an Italian tech bro who decided San Francisco was the perfect spot to test out his new experiment. Here's how it works: You find a parking spot, revel a little, let Monkey Parking know where you're located, and watch the bidding begin. Finally, give your spot to the wealthiest victim willing to pay the highest price for your spot. Drive away that much richer.'" Update: 05/08 15:52 GMT by T : I suspect that Dobrowolny's a tech pro, rather than bro, or at least that's what I suspect the Weekly meant to say.

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  1. "Tech bro"? by Scareduck · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Tech bro"?

    Go home, Slashdot, you're drunk.

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    1. Re:"Tech bro"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Not drunk, just stupid.

    2. Re:"Tech bro"? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was sad the the "Italian tech bro" was named Paolo and not Mario.

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    3. Re:"Tech bro"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K. S. Kyosuke ya bigmouth: Yer bein called out (why ya runnin "forrest"?) http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    4. Re:"Tech bro"? by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 5, Informative

      While I hate the term, the SF Weekly assuredly did use "tech bro" intentionally. You can see that it's not the first time they've used it, nor are they the only ones using it. The term usually refers to the SOMA, app-of-the-week startup crowd that's more interested in pitching VCs than building something useful.

    5. Re:"Tech bro"? by galiven · · Score: 2

      I also see it as a reference to the fraternity-types that inhabit the Marina and North Beach, as opposed to a tech "hipster" who might live in the Mission.

    6. Re:"Tech bro"? by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      No, this app sounds *exactly* the sort of thing a tech bro would come up with.

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    7. Re:"Tech bro"? by xevioso · · Score: 1

      I've been doing tech for 20 years in SF, and I live in the middle of the Richmond district. I guess I'm a tech codger?

    8. Re: "Tech bro"? by Badblackdog · · Score: 1

      Every time you post some AC follows it with calling you out for something. You should go handle that shit.

    9. Re: "Tech bro"? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      ? I'm not responsible for the actions of others, much less of the actions of random mentally challenged ACs.

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    10. Re: "Tech bro"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read thet link and yours before it. You tossed names, you ran after you were fairly challenged. If anyone's challenged (and failed), it's you K.S. Kyosuke.

    11. Re: "Tech bro"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K. S. Kyosuke: You've been called out (for tossing names) & you ran "forrest" from a fair challenge http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    12. Re: "Tech bro"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K. S. Kyosuke: You've been called out (for tossing names) & you ran "forrest" from a fair challenge http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    13. Re: "Tech bro"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K.S. Kyosuke's a bullshit artist who can't handle it. That's why he runs after tossing names there. He's a moron.

  2. Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You pay your parking fee to park there.
    You are not entitled to resell that right. Only the townhall can.
    And finally, I just need to locat the bidder, go there with my car first and wait for the parking fee(s) to expire.
    As soon as the car moves away, I get the spot. All legal!
    Ah!

    1. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Also, people may go violent on this.

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    2. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would call you a luddite for not bidding with the app, but since you used the app to legally circumvent the bid process, you're hip and cool.

    3. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not legally questionable at all - you are being paid to vacate a spot, not resell anything you have purchased from the city.

      Not sure what you mean by "locating the bidder" - I assume you mean "locate the spot occupier who is auctioning the spot vacancy", which is far from easy as their location would be hidden behind the apps paywall (with the minimum information you would have up front being the general area the spot is located in, so you aren't bidding on something 10 miles away from where you want to visit), so you would have to win the auction, pay up and only then get the parking spots actual exact location.

      Besides, waiting on a public highway for anywhere up to an hour for a parking spot to be vacated isn't exactly what I would call "winning" in your scenario...
       

    4. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably don't display the location of the bidder until you've actually won.

    5. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pay the minimum required to get behind the paywall.
      Find a parking spot up for bid near you.
      Drive to the parking spot.
      Set the car on fire.
      Wait for the tow truck.

    6. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by praxis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm responding as if you meant "They probably don't display the location of the auctioneer until you've actually won".

      If they don't tell me the location of the spot, I'm not bidding. Parking spot location is the top datum required for a bidder to make a rational evaluation, followed closely by the size.

    7. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by fizzup · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ultimately, this is an example of government not charging a high enough fee for use of a common public resource. There are lots of examples of this. Usually governments do this in order to provide the resource equally to all people, which is a noble and understandable goal. The downside risk is a tragedy of the commons, where common resources are used to depletion because there is no signal to the users that they are causing harm by depleting it.

      In our economic system, we use price as a scarcity signal for buyers and sellers. Price is a ham-fisted signal that is only marginally better than rationing but without using it at all, or by using it poorly, government has opened the door for a private company to create a market in something valuable - parking turnover. Should this application take off (a big "if") government's only practical response is to raise the price of parking to the point that turnover is so high that you can usually find a parking spot quickly without paying somebody to leave. That will be a really high price which will obliterate the goal of providing access to parking for people regardless of their economic situation.

    8. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In SF it's more likely to attract a bunch of full-time protestors with nothing better to fight against that day.

    9. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      Well, since the person with the auction is presumably already in or very near his car, you might get more than a tow truck showing up if you try that.

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    10. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by NotDrWho · · Score: 2

      It would probably give you a general area.

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    11. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      And finally, I just need to locat the bidder, go there with my car first and wait for the parking fee(s) to expire.

      How do parking meters work where you live? Around here, if I pay for an hour's worth of parking and leave 15 minutes later, there are still 45 minutes left on the meter for the next person who gets the spot, and they can immediately add more money if they intend to stay longer. The same holds true for a parking garage or even an honor lot (where you stuff the money into a box corresponding to your parking space number). Nobody has to wait for "my" hour to expire before they can use the spot.

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    12. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How do parking meters work where you live? Around here, if I pay for an hour's worth of parking and leave 15 minutes later, there are still 45 minutes left on the meter for the next person who gets the spot, and they can immediately add more money if they intend to stay longer.

      More and more 'smart' meters are being used, that will sense you've moved your car, and reset the time to '0'.

    13. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You are jumping to a lot of conclusions about what this is an example of, and what problems government has created, before getting to the "big if" of whether this system takes off. I don't think it will, and in that case, the conclusion must be the opposite - that government is pricing parking near-enough correctly after all. Of course in that case nobody will be paying attention to the project any more or writing slashdot stories on it.

    14. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ultimately, this is an example of government not charging a high enough fee for use of a common public resource.

      Or perhaps they're just not providing enough fucking parking places.

    15. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      You are good up to "drive to the parking spot".
      But there is no parking, so...

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    16. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Private citizens cannot sell public property. This app is an easy mark for a sting operation.

    17. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Demand for free resources is close to infinite.

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    18. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      And yet again you completely miss the point - the paywall is the price the auction ends at, only the winning bidder gets the exact location at the end of the auction, and even then only when they pay up.

      And how are you going to "wait for the tow truck" on a street with no parking? There are fines for double parking, for loitering and for blocking a public thoroughfare.

    19. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Set the car on fire.
      Wait for the tow truck.

      That's brilliant, you'll have a parking space with only about 2 hours of wait time.

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    20. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yep. violence may go along with this case... I was actually injured in a parking dispute, but it was the incident that arrested a team of fake police officers (or at least police in the wrong area, defying the commands of their chief) and the world is better for it.

      An incorrect "lot full" sign was posted at an entry ramp by these scam artists, and they then directed people to park at a restaurant that too few people wanted to eat at to be profitable. Then, a fake higher-than-the-real value ticket was issued. They then tried to get "wiretaps" that intercepted police complaints... yep, when you abuse police power, you're no longer a police officer at the moment of the offense! They really destroyed police credibility. Even if you wear a blue shirt with a logo, that's not a police uniform. (If it was, then Best Buy's shirts would be a problem!)

      The fight and coverage by WBZ Boston led to the arrests and scam over, which actually improved productivity in the Boston area by more people reporting to the office when expected... but it also busted a few companies that were used to paying an hourly employee less for working less hours. It solved several people's "always late" problems... but that also created the new problems. When you block transportation, you're also blocking whatever happens at the destination.

    21. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      We are talking about on street parking. There is a limited supply of streets to park on. What is you solution to providing more parking? Tearing down building to build parkades is not a viable option.

    22. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by pjwhite · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a bad idea, and not just the reasons others have already posted.
      In order to make use of this system, drivers looking for a spot, by definition, are not parked safely off the street, they are driving. And they are looking at their phone/tablet/whatever, not at the road.
      San Francisco is notorious for the high number of pedestrians injured by cars.
      How many will die thanks to this new app?

    23. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Nope. This is a person taking a common public resource and only making it available for the wealthy. Charging only waht the wealth would pay would severely impact people who make less money.

      Te government has a responsibility to all people.

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    24. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " Tearing down building to build parkades is not a viable option."
      why not?

      How about a could clean people distribution system that take people from large garages outside the city into place in the city.
      It could not work if it was done like a bus system.

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    25. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Many parking meter are moving away form the model. For example, in Portland, OR. you get a sticker with the time. If you leave early, the time 'goes with you' so to speak.

      I don't know any parking garage where you can leave and come back to the same space without having to pay again. I have wished for a parking garage like that, where I can pay for a day, and then come and go as I like for that day.

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    26. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are high-tech meters that do this. I've seen them in the city of Atlanta. Rather than meters at each space there is one meter for several spaces. When you buy parking time for the spot you are given a unique number. You cannot add time or check remaining time without this number, so when somebody exits a space with, say 15 minutes remaining, their remaining time is not available to the next person.

    27. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      so you would have to win the auction, pay up and only then get the parking spots actual exact location.

      That's a good point, but that sounds like a reason why the thing would fail even if no one tried to cheat it and even if the city doesn't block it: for most places most of the time, that sounds more complicated than simply finding an open spot the old fashioned way.

      The few places and times it's not, I expect you'll bid on the spot, go to it, only to find someone with their hazard lights on who had no idea the spot was available online.

      And that would happen at most once for me before I no longer needed a parking service due to being in jail for vehicular manslaughter.

    28. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ultranova · · Score: 2

      Also, people may go violent on this.

      People don't get violent over ticket scalpers, so why would they do so over parking scalpers either? Store owners, on the other hand, might.

      Anyway, this really shouldn't come as surprise - monpolizing a public resource and then extracting rent is, after all, a more efficient way of making profits than actually doing something useful. As technology enables them, the parasites will spread to new niches. This, then, leads to two questions: can the local economy defend itself? And what area of life will be the next victim?

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    29. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ultranova · · Score: 2

      Demand for free resources is close to infinite.

      Demand for free resources is whatever non-free resources constrain it at. I don't have infinite amount of cars, and thus can't occupy infinite amounts of parking spaces at once.

      And "close to infinite" is meaningless. Either demand is finite, in which case it's infinitely far from infinite, or it's infinite. The only reason to use such a nonsensical expression is rhetorical, which makes me wonder what agenda you're pushing - resource constraints are good because forcing ascetism on others lets you pretend you're a disciplined, spiritual person without engaging in any actual self-discipline or soul-searching?

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    30. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Buildings are constantly being torn down to make make way for new ones. The planners should require parking garages under new buildings that exceeds the needs of the new building. The problem takes care of itself in a matter of time.

    31. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by aevan · · Score: 1

      People DO however get violent over parking spaces. Maybe it's the frustration of driving in traffic and trying to find that one free spot, while other drivers are getting mad at your slow speed. A sense of entitlement: "I saw it, therefore it was mine". It's especially apparent around sales like Black Friday.

    32. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by linear+a · · Score: 1

      ... or a 5-20 year wait time. Depending on the local arson laws.

    33. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by linear+a · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many will die thanks to this new app?

      Thus freeing up valuable parking spaces!

    34. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Yes, let developers foot the bill for social issue if they ever want to change a building. All that will do is cause less construction. The value of a parking space is much less than the value of the same area of office space yet cost similar amounts to build. This will cause costs of office space to rise even faster that it already does making new building no longer viable. Simple solutions to complex problems usually don't work.

    35. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A great many poor people could use this to grab a spot early in the morning and then re-sell it to some rich idiot dumb enough to pay for it. Hell, even homeless people could lay in a spot until they get bidder...

    36. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you think it better that taxpayers foot the bill for the parking infrastructure required by new and larger buildings? If the development exceeds infrastructure capacity it shouldn't be financially viable. That's how the mess got started.

    37. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      I would absolutely support roving band of basebat wielding "luddites" locating the users and smashing the fuck out of their windows, and possibly the person themselves. And I would give zero fucks given.

      Here's a better idea: an interactive map of parking spots that people can log as open/free so other people can find parking. This whole bidding war for parking and profiting off of that? Fuck you.

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    38. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      So you think it better that taxpayers foot the bill for the parking infrastructure required by new and larger buildings?

      That is not what you said in your other post.

      The planners should require parking garages under new buildings that exceeds the needs of the new building.

      Should they meet the parking requirements of the new building? Yes. Should they exceed the requirements for the new building? No.

    39. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to imply that they should provide parking for the whole damn city; just that if they ensured their own capacity and allowed for a little more, things would work out in the long run. It's obvious that previously buildings were allowed without providing adequate parking.

    40. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by dkf · · Score: 1

      Should this application take off (a big "if") government's only practical response is to raise the price of parking to the point that turnover is so high that you can usually find a parking spot quickly without paying somebody to leave.

      They could also put strict time limits on how long a vehicle can occupy a space, no matter how much they pay, and tow and crush those cars that overstay their time significantly. That really persuades people to get on and move out of the way promptly. The shortest time I've seen it permitted for a car to park in some spots round here is 15 minutes, for spaces immediately outside a major station; it's just long enough to comfortably set someone down or collect them for taking on elsewhere (and yes, there was a separate taxi rank).

      Some local businesses will hate it, particularly those that were relying on a free subsidy of parking spaces from the city instead of paying what it takes to get a private parking lot set up nearby. Sucks to be a sponging leech sometimes...

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    41. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that increasing the price would decrease demand.

      What you've said though is obviously not strictly true. Otherwise all parking spaces everywhere would always be in demand. The economic costs of a "free" parking space is really in the opportunity costs to not having parked somewhere else. Or the cost of getting more cars too fill these additional parking spaces. That's why I own a fleet of cars just to make sure all the free parking around me doesn't go to waste. As soon as I get infinite cars then demand for parking will be infinite.

      Another free resource is garbage. In fact most places will pay you to take it. Yet the demand for garbage is pretty low. Some people need landfill.

      Remember 0 is just a point on the number line. The cheaper a resource gets the more demand there is, but for any finite price it could always be cheaper, thus it could always have more demand.

    42. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Close to infinite is as good a way as any as saying 'fucking big'.

      There is no 'free', there is no 'infinite demand'. Duh.

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    43. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by onepoint · · Score: 1

      I've gotten violent over a parking spot in miami fl. Seems like people here pull in nose first, and I've always passed the spot ( with the blinker on ) and reverse in. Had some jerk take my spot that I waited for. got out, started beating on his window, Cop came over, told me to stop, and told the guy he was wrong. I got my spot and a verbal warning.
      Lucky that the cop saw it. He warned me that most of the time, people get shot over these things.

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    44. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of other factors in this equation besides parking. The biggest: roads to get the cars to these buildings. Most downtowns are trying to reduce downtown traffic; adding more parking spots works against that.

      Also, parking garages, lots, entrances, exits, auto exhaust, etc. all make the area less useful for pedestrians.

      It's complicated, but adding more parking will likely create more problems than it solves.

    45. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or maybe limited parking reflects the limited capacity for cars in cities.
      The problem isn't that the resource isn't being well managed, but rather that there are too many people driving around in cities as it is.

      A car in a city should be something you use in rare occasions, not something you use everyday in all of your activities. That's where investment should go: public transportation, and efforts to change the car culture.
      Solve that problem and you solve the parking problem.

      BTW, the richer among us have already solved the parking problem: they can afford parking in parking silos wherever they go. It's only the poor and middle class who are fighting for the limited spaces in the street.

    46. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 0

      So why is the fact that the planning department allowed previous buildings to be build improperly the responsibility of current developers to solve? Developments run on a very tight budget with very strict profit margins. A lender will only front money if the projected profit is quite high; sometimes 30%. Buy building extra parking the profit margin comes down and some good building will not be built.

    47. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK YOU! This is the American way! Why do you hate America?

    48. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      The *vast* majority of people park in parking spots head first.. It's *really* annoying when people back into them.

    49. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Depends where you live, most places with meters don't have the space to pull head in, and in areas without meters/lines, it's rare for their to be space for pulling head in if it's urban.

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    50. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I thought that at first, but for most cars, it seems almost impossible to do parallel parking head-in..

      I see lots of people back into regular parking lot spots, so I thought he meant that.

    51. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      He warned me that most of the time, people get shot over these things.

      Even in Florida that's not true.

    52. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      Here's a better idea: an interactive map of parking spots that people can log as open/free so other people can find parking.

      To a baseball bat wielding luddite that's not any better. Be careful what you ask for.

    53. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      Should this application take off (a big "if") government's only practical response is to raise the price of parking to the point that turnover is so high that you can usually find a parking spot quickly without paying somebody to leave.

      Their other choice is to make that kind of resale illegal on public streets (if it isn't already) and shut the app down.

      That will be a really high price which will obliterate the goal of providing access to parking for people regardless of their economic situation.

      It seems insane to give out $100 parking spaces to people who can't afford them. Instead give them the $100 in food, healthcare, education, a bus pass, etc. rather than wasting a valuable commodity on someone who doesn't value it.

    54. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      I don't know any parking garage where you can leave and come back to the same space without having to pay again.

      In some lots you pay for a spot by number, if that same spot is available when you come back you can use it again at no risk.

    55. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by onepoint · · Score: 1

      sorry I forget that there is head in parking, it was parallel parking on the street

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    56. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Cop was exaggerating in an attempt to provide safety. Shot, stabbed, fisticuffs, a parking spot generally isn't worth any of it.

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    57. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      This is the hard way to mess with douchebags who use this app. The easy way is to create a throwaway account, sell a random parking spot outside where you live/work, and then get a good laugh at the buyer who shows up. Watching a hipster asshole circle the block for 15 minutes, frustrated "their" spot isn't open...now that's quality entertainment.

      What's that? You'll get a bad rating and not be able to do that again? Yeah, that Uber feedback model works fine when there are a small number of sellers relative to buyers. For this system to be useful on SF streets, you need to capture the one-shot traffic that parks then leaves. Anything you tailor to make it easy for a city visitor to sell a spot will be easy to abuse for fake sales.

    58. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      Cop was lying, in other words. Not what I want from public officials.

    59. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get rid of driveways. A driveway is one person monopolizing one and sometimes two parking spaces. You could probably double the number of parking spaces in San Francisco by eliminating non-shared, residential driveways (or at least the prohibition that keeps non-owners from parking in them).

    60. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by mythosaz · · Score: 2

      http://sf-planning.org/index.a...

      The City thinks, in short, that parking is ugly, and ruins the character of the city.

      *shrug*

    61. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... don't tell me the location of the spot ...

      I think it's more like a taxi service: You say where you want to go and they offer the closest service provider.

    62. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Smerta · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you clarified that. You're totally doing the right thing.

      People who back into a spot, in a busy parking lot, generally annoy me (especially when they need multiple attempts to back their land yacht into a space). Also, people who try to go nose first into a parallel spot, that annoys me even more.

      I've lived in the city for a long time. My brother's a suburban dweller. Every time he visits me & drives in the city and tries to parallel park, it's hilarious. Probably not so much to the cars he's holding up...

    63. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Close to infinite is as good a way as any as saying 'fucking big'.

      "Fucking big" compared to what? Supply? Obviously not, if the price is close to zero.

      There is no 'free', there is no 'infinite demand'. Duh.

      Then perhaps you shouldn't use these terms and should instead talk about the actual supply, demand and cost. Because as is, your statement is implying that merely providing free parking would mean everyone suddenly wanted to visit San Fransisco, which is absurd.

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    64. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Odd I can't find it online. I can't find it on WBZ's site either.

    65. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've heard it called "California parallel parking" where you pull in nose first, but you must mount the curb to get the right angle in a reasonable distance.

    66. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a Florida thing. In D.C, you put on your signal, and everyone gives 1.5 car lengths of space. You pull past the open space, and reverse in. As soon as he's able, the guy behind will go, even if you aren't actually in the spot yet. You get only one try for a spot. Nearly all cars have holes in the rear bumper from the bolts of front license plate mounts. And dented front plates. Driving by braille is allowed. At least while parking.

    67. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Why not just give the spot in a desired area, and fill out all the info for the auction, then "sell" a spot that's occupied. By the time anyone knows, you've gotten paid into your paypal account (that's quickly closed, after having been transferred to other accounts, perhaps to buy gift cards sent to a P.O box).

      With the near anonymity you are sending money to, I can't imagine this lasting long without great abuses.

    68. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Demand for free parking can't exceed the number of cars in the area. That's not infinite.

    69. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So why is the fact that the planning department allowed previous buildings to be build improperly the responsibility of current developers to solve?

      It isn't. It's the responsibility of the developers to develop within the rules. The previous rules were too lax. Usually, the next rules are too strict. A few more itterations, and the balance will be achieved.

      Sure, that might not be fair for a single building, but it's more fair overall than your proposal.

    70. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      So why is the fact that the planning department allowed previous buildings to be build improperly the responsibility of current developers to solve? Developments run on a very tight budget with very strict profit margins. A lender will only front money if the projected profit is quite high; sometimes 30%. Buy building extra parking the profit margin comes down and some good building will not be built.

      Because profit != everything.

    71. Re: Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey how about make it a charitable giving site. The person will not sell the parking spot but will auction it off to the first person willing to make a $5-$10 donation to the SPCA, NRA, United Way.... Whatever.

    72. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      "Adequate parking" means different things to different people. To city planners, it means such an overabundance that there's never a shortage when the price is zero. To a developer, it means the amount where the marginal cost of adding another space (MC) equals the marginal revenue it would bring (MR), which is usually less than what the city planner would require.

      If the goal is to maximize tax revenue per acre while minimizing tax rates, or minimize a property's burden on the roads and streets, or minimize CO2 emissions, MR=MC is superior. If the goal is to prevent parking shortages, both strategies are equal, as long as parking is never priced below market equilibrium, but that's never a good long term strategy anyway. Therefore, there's no need to "provide adequate parking" on the city planner's terms.

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    73. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Usually, the next rules are too strict.

      How about we break the cycle and just do it right.

      Sure, that might not be fair for a single building

      Those buildings don't get built and you are even worse off. Lost construction jobs, lost office jobs due to lack of affordable space, etc.

    74. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      In this case profit is everything. When a building get built it is usually done on credit. If the profit is not high enough the banks won't lend the money and the building does not get built. The high margins are there because thing go wrong and costs rise. Banks don't like to lose money.

      Do you go to work every day and take home nothing? Why should developers do that?

    75. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How about we break the cycle and just do it right.

      We can't when we learn through trial and error.

      Those buildings don't get built and you are even worse off.

      If they were good ideas, they'll be built. If they don't get built after the next change, or by someone else before then, they weren't a good building to build in the first place.

    76. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      This is a person taking a common public resource and only making it available for the wealthy.

      That's what the wealthy want you to believe, to try to justify the use of (regressive) sales tax revenue to pay for public resources instead of user fees. They want poor people who don't own cars to help pay for parking spaces that will be occupied by the middle and upper classes. So the argument that charging fair market prices will hurt the poor is just an excuse by wealthy people to hurt the poor. That's ironic if not hypocritical.

      Meanwhile, the poor who own cars will still pay to park, just not as frequently, and they'll vacate their space as soon as it's no longer needed. As it is now, free first-come-first-served parking spaces tend to get filled up early and then hoarded all day, like the Park 'n' Ride spot near my home. Pricing these public resources below market equilibrium artificially limits the number of people who benefit from them, and this goes against the government's responsibility of providing the greatest benefit for the greatest possible number of people.

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    77. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      We can't when we learn through trial and error.

      You are not talking about trial and error. You are talking about imposing a requirement that is known to have a bad effect on development. You don't need a trial to figure that out. It is simple math.

      If they were good ideas, they'll be built.

      Many a good idea is not built due to onerous requirements imposed by planning departments. Put enough requirements on a building and they can't even break even.

    78. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      It wasn't any close to recent... WBZ nor anybody else is sharing archives back that far right now..

    79. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      In this case profit is everything. When a building get built it is usually done on credit. If the profit is not high enough the banks won't lend the money and the building does not get built. The high margins are there because thing go wrong and costs rise. Banks don't like to lose money.

      Do you go to work every day and take home nothing? Why should developers do that?

      I'm not promoting developers and banks make no profit, and I suspect you know that. But there is a middle ground where the public good can be served along with them making a profit.

    80. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Here in Houston, that is accomplished with a paper receipt that you put on your dashboard for the meter cops to inspect. On at least one occasion, as I was leaving my spot, and saw a new driver arrive and head toward the kiosk, I interrupted him and handed him my slip of paper showing an hour of time remaining. The concept of *selling* this time, especially in a city as packed as SF, is abhorrent.

    81. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for most places most of the time, that sounds more complicated than simply finding an open spot the old fashioned way.

      For most places most of the time, it is probably easier to park a little further away than to continue to hunt in just the first few rows. Yet people still do it.

    82. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      But there is a middle ground where the public good can be served along with them making a profit.

      The problem is that most developments are already within a few percentage points of not being financed. Developers try to sell for as low as they can and still meet the bank's requirements for profit. They are competing with existing property. If the price of new property is too high it will not sell and the developer may never get financing again.

    83. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Awww, poor developers.

    84. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Such an informed comment. You forget the construction workers who can't find jobs, the materials suppliers who can sell products, the businesses who can't find affordable office space, the people who can't find affordable homes, the land owners who can't sell their buildings. If new developments are not happening due to onerous requirements then all of these issues can occur.

    85. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Your comment is no more informed. There is a balance; there is a middle; it's not all or nothing.

    86. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Considering the razor thin margins on development these days there is no room for extras like extra parking.

    87. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Considering the razor thin margins on development these days there is no room for extras like extra parking.

      [Citation needed]

    88. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      A previous post of yours claimed "A lender will only front money if the projected profit is quite high; sometimes 30%." I sure wish I had margins like that.

    89. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by aestrivex · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who has never lived in a city with more than 10,000 people.

    90. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who has never lived in a city with more than 10,000 people.

      I have lived in the following cities with more than 10,000 people (latest population estimates)

      Washington, DC: 646,449

      Anaheim, CA: 343,248

      Santa Ana, CA: 329,427

      Orange, CA: 136,995

      Leesburg, VA: 45,936

      And worked in the following additional cities with more than 10,000 people:

      Irvine, CA: 229,985

      Torrance, CA: 147,027

      Redondo Beach, CA: 67,693

      Herndon, VA: 24,268

      And all had enough parking that I didn't need some app to bid on a spot to park.

    91. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Around here there are some parking lots with incredibly narrow spaces. Backing in for every other spot is really the only way for drivers of adjacent cars to have comfortable room to get out.

    92. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The City thinks, in short, that parking is ugly, and ruins the character of the city.

      Maybe they should fully fund public transit then so that it's not so terrible in SF. Muni is poor quality, and BART closes at midnight, for heaven's sake.

    93. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Driveways are fine. You could get a lot of parking by requiring residents use their garages for car parking though rather than as a storage shed or work center or... anything not having to do with vehicle storage. Instead, residents clog the streets with street parking.

    94. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      The cost estimates are done before anything happens. The reason for the 30% is sometimes developments have problems and cost more than expected. The banks demand that 30% as a contingency against problems. These kinds of problems happen more often than you think. Rarely does a developer actually make the 30%.

    95. Re:Legally questionable, doomed to fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And finally, I just need to locat the bidder, go there with my car first and wait for the parking fee(s) to expire.
      As soon as the car moves away, I get the spot. All legal!
      Ah!

      Or find any metered spot, wait for the driver to pull away or get towed away, then take his spot.

  3. Squatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, lets encourage people to just let their cars sit there until you pay them.

    1. Re:Squatting by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      It is a good market based fix for a government screw-up.

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    2. Re:Squatting by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The screw-up of...allowing parking spaces to remain empty and freely usable?

      Are you suggesting that SF should have a parking system like London? That's not unreasonable, I just want to be clear.

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    3. Re:Squatting by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Clearly; the price for parking spaces is too low. Meters should charge much more at peak time.

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    4. Re:Squatting by Ziggitz · · Score: 1

      Not even fucking close. This is an app that creates an artificial scarcity by encouraging anyone who has a parking spot to sit on it until they can sell it to someone else. If they can give up the parking space then they've done their business and don't need it any longer. Without the app the person would just have left and anyone could come along and use it.

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    5. Re:Squatting by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Only poor people will sit on spaces for a few bucks, most will just move along when they're done with their business, even those who paid big bucks for the spot.

      The poor will sell them to whoever gets the most utility from them, not whoever gets there first.

      Poor people make money. People with no time but lots of money save time. Hipsters complain. Everybody is happy.

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    6. Re:Squatting by Ziggitz · · Score: 1

      You are incredibly naive. Non residential parking is not a service that sells itself. Parking is a service that facilitates getting to another service and when you mess with it you disrupt those services. When transportation costs get prohibitive it hurts business. Higher parking costs can price certain demographics out of an area which means businesses that target lower income consumers get hurt. There's a knock on effect that increases off road parking when street parking becomes more expensive because demand for it increases as the other becomes more scarce. Workers start to get priced out of certain areas when the cost of transportation makes their net income from their jobs lower.

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    7. Re:Squatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse yet, there will be people that wander around the city looking for desirable spaces to sell...it's going to become a low-paying job.

    8. Re:Squatting by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'Workers' got priced out of SF in about 1970. That ship sailed decades ago.

      The current complaints are from trust fund 'kids' whose checks aren't big enough anymore. Now they have to choose, move to Oakland or get a real job. They choose protest. Not a bright bunch. Then again, they aren't exactly employable and will get eaten alive in Oakland.

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    9. Re:Squatting by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Clearly; the price for parking spaces is too low. Meters should charge much more at peak time.

      And then local businesses will be up in arms because they'll lose customers who can't get parking or don't want to pay for it.
      And the city leaders will be accused of fostering a hostile business environment, some stores will move, etcetc..

  4. I'm starting to hate this town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SF Municipal Transit Authority has understood how to screw people for needing to park for decades. Now there's an app for that, yay.

  5. New Job Market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wonder if you'll start having people drive around all day looking for prime parking just to auction it off...
    Could you make more doing that than a minimum wage job in the city?
    Wonder how high some of the auctions will get...

    1. Re:New Job Market? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Wonder how high some of the auctions will get...

      Not very high. There are plenty of parking garages that are only slightly more expensive than short term street parking, and cheaper and more convenient if you are going to be staying a while. When I drive to SF, I never waste time searching for street parking. I just go straight from Hwy-101 to the 5th&Mission garage, park my car, take my bicycle off the rack on the back of my car, and pedal away to do my business.

  6. That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

    So, somebody can take a 9-to-5 worker's slot in the parking lot 3 minutes before they get there, and the employee has to pay the "parker" whatever they want for the spot, or risk losing their job? This one stinks so bad it needs a local ordnance. Is the California Legislature in session?

    1. Re:That's annoying! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That can happen now, this app doesn't really change that, but I will point out that if it's a public spot, then it really isn't that workers spot to expect to be open.

      They are selling something the don't own, so it won't be around long.

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    2. Re:That's annoying! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Is the California Legislature in session

      Unfortunately, they are ALWAYS "in session" (numerous paid absences aside).

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    3. Re:That's annoying! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Selling something you don't have, that's reserved to the state. If you do it, it might be a sham.

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    4. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 2

      You misread. Public doesn't mean state-owned here... it's a privately owned first-come-first-serve system that's getting abused. Same thing happens at the stock market sometimes... it's a "you wanted this, but I'm buying it first and then will sell it to you... PROFIT!"... but usually quickly destroyed by new laws or market rules.

    5. Re:That's annoying! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      They are selling something the don't own, so it won't be around long.

      Well, that should kill the real estate market, especially after all that mortgage fraud going around. The banks are selling stolen property.

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    6. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      If that's the policy, can anybody reading this in California tell the legislature they we need a new law doing something to disrupt this scheme? it's close to the point it gets declared "scam".

    7. Re:That's annoying! by pla · · Score: 1

      They are selling something the don't own, so it won't be around long.

      No, they have sold something they do own - Their own time, spent camping in the spot while people bid. As you point out, you can already do what TFS describes, without an app... You just won't optimize your revenue without the ability to list it in a place where a large number of bidders can compete.

      Realistically, I really don't see how SF could outlaw this without accidentally banning just about every "we waste our time so you don't have to" service already in existence.

    8. Re:That's annoying! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      At the stock exchange, I think such a scheme is called "options".

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    9. Re:That's annoying! by Schezar · · Score: 1

      If you take a page from how High Frequency Traders justify their actions, then just explain this as perfectly reasonable arbitrage between the market of people who have parked and people who are looking to park!

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    10. Re:That's annoying! by Rick+in+China · · Score: 1

      Semantics. You could easily say you're not selling the *spot*, you're selling your willingness to depart from the spot, and it just so happens the person who paid you to leave is waiting to occupy the spot upon your departure.

    11. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Wrong word. Try "arbitrage". Wikipedia is a little off on the definition of this word here... it's any time where you buy something with the intention of too-quickly selling to make a profit. That's hard and usually takes some foul play to make happen, remember the "I want to sell what I just bought" auction ad for a stock market company. Really, Wall Street should have rules preventing that... high-frequency-trading is really a ping time race at NASDAQ, and the NYSE has specialist saying "these papers got to me at the same time".

      Yep, NASDAQ's computer declares somebody 100 ns ahead the one that should process first, and NYSE calls it a "tie" and averages out the prices if there's a difference.

    12. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Yep... High Frequency Traders practice arbitrage. The rest of the market doesn't like when arbitrage happens. It either fails as not profitable, but if it is a rule quickly springs up.

    13. Re:That's annoying! by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      /csb Once when I was running late to an exam, someone pulled into a spot at college right in front of me, that I had been trying to get around to as the previous parker was pulling out. I offered the person who had just taken the spot $20 if they would pull out and let me take it so I could get to my exam on time. They took the $20, I got the spot, and got to the test on time.

      I could so see using this app at my old university.

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    14. Re:That's annoying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't anything new. Ages ago, I worked at a local company (well, a contractor for a contractor) where parking in their lot was at a big premium, and unless one got there about an hour and a half early, there were no spots to park, unless one wanted to walk about a half mile in a seedy neighborhood. The company required people to be on the phones at the starting time, and even a few seconds late would mean no promotion (one could not be late/sick -for any reason- for a year to be considered for a move up), and being late could result in a firing for cause.

      Since the place had shifts, people who didn't work there would park in the company's rather paltry parking lot, sit there, and yell out that they will move for $10-$20, price getting higher the closer it came to shift change, probably going for a C-note within five minutes of the deadline. And with the local traffic, people would fork the C-notes over.

      One of the best moments of my life was finding work elsewhere, and leaving that place for good.

    15. Re:That's annoying! by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      I'm not selling drugs either. I'm just selling the fact that I'll walk away from this baggie here and won't look back.

    16. Re:That's annoying! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      They also practice front running. But I think that door is closing and it will be illegal to front run with fast computers the same way it is already illegal for a human to front run.

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    17. Re:That's annoying! by praxis · · Score: 1

      This job, did it pay very well? A $100 expense to not be late to a shift seems awfully not worth it unless you are being paid well. Also, seeing as the parking lot is their private property, I wouldn't be surprised if an employee could convince a judge that "being fired for being two seconds late to my job while the employer was allowing third parties to charge $100 for the privilege of parking on their private property" is not just cause and win some damages.

    18. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Front running" is a synonym for "arbitrage".

    19. Re:That's annoying! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Personally I think the government should step in, that's what their job is after all, to ensure that people HAVE to play fair instead of winning by cheating. If you had to pay more tax than you earn with ping races, the whole shit would stop pretty fucking quickly.

      A stock exchange was invented to give companies and investors a place to meet. But it has turned into a self serving nightmare that has little, if any, connection to the companies represented anymore. The stock price no longer represents what a company did in the past, it is just what analysts expect it to be in the future. Our whole economy and its development depends on some crystal ball con men. How the heck is that supposedly sensible?

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    20. Re:That's annoying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possessing drugs is a crime. Possessing a parking spot isn't. You're not real bright, are you?

    21. Re:That's annoying! by PPH · · Score: 1

      So, somebody can take a 9-to-5 worker's slot

      Can you explain this concept of tying up a public parking slot for 8 hours? On-street parking is limited to 2 hours in most cases where I live (a few 4 hour slots, but these are rare). All day parking is typicaly provided in lots or garages, operated by private companies, typically mob associated.

      Our city politicians take great pains in ensuring that long term (all day) parking can only be provided by these operators. We lost nearly an entire city council when a private business tried to expand their own parking lot (on their own property). Thinking they were dealing with the parking mafia, the council members extended their hands under the table for 'considration' in exchange for a permit to paint a few extra white lines. And they got caught.

      I don't know about SF, but in my town, I can see this pay for parking slots go terribly wrong as people named Guido and Dimitri compete for the bidding business.

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    22. Re:That's annoying! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      How much do you have to spend to 'tell them'?

      This is the Democrats we're talking about...expect to pay their family for no-show jobs/contracts etc.

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    23. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      There's another point this could be cutoff... can we ask the app stores to ban this app?

    24. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      1. Get a spot at 8:30 AM, and the lot goes full by other people parking by 8:40 AM.
      2. Register your spot on this app.
      3. Wait for somebody who needs to be on the 8:50 train to show up.
      4. Tell him you aren't moving until 8:51 unless you're paid. You want $100 to save him from being late for his job.
      5. PROFIT!

      It works if this app is legal, somebody needs to stop this. Plan too annoying to exist. If the person discovers your income... 100%!

    25. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      I seem to have several friends who talk to them too much... I just haven't heard from them in years.

    26. Re:That's annoying! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      They are selling something the don't own, so it won't be around long.

      They're not selling anything. They're asking for payment to leave the spot. If no one wants to pay them, presumably they'll leave after they're done waiting. If someone wants to pay, great. I value my own time too much to go back to my car after I'm done doing whatever I'm doing and sit there and wait for people to bid on it. If I'm walking back and someone has bid on it, great, I'll hit accept and wait a minute or two for them before I leave the spot, otherwise I'm not waiting. I'm not selling anything though.

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    27. Re:That's annoying! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      At the stock exchange, I think such a scheme is called "options"

      It's high-frequency trading. An order comes in at one price, but the computers sitting on a fiberoptic connection right next to the trading servers have gotten an updated price that is lower than the one on the order. So, they buy at the lower price, and sell it to the guy who made the order. That's why traders pay for the privilege of locating their servers right next to the trading servers. They want to be a middle man in the connection. It's also why they pay brokers to send orders to them instead of the exchange. The only value that an order has is if you can buy it for less and sell it to them, and that's what computers enable. It's illegal when a person does that, but not when they have a computer do it.

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    28. Re:That's annoying! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Personally I think the government should step in, that's what their job is after all

      They think their job is to do whatever the people who pay them want them to do, and the people paying them are the people making money off of being allowed to game the system.

      This looks like a good place to point to Mayday PAC. If you want to change how the system works, this might be the best opportunity right now. Hopefully it will pay off in 2016. The people in Congress need to be replaced with people who are going to work for the people instead of for companies.

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    29. Re:That's annoying! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      But I think that door is closing

      Why? Who is going to close it, the lawmakers being paid by the finance guys?

      Here's your chance for change if that's what you want to see.

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    30. Re:That's annoying! by Copid · · Score: 1

      The stock price no longer represents what a company did in the past, it is just what analysts expect it to be in the future.

      Stock prices have always represented what investors think the company will do in the future. You don't buy a share in a company based on what it did in the past (unless it accumulated a big pile of cash or easily sellable resources in the past and can be liquidated now for more than the price of the stock). Why would you invest in something based on returns that other people have already consumed? That's like buying a totaled Ferrari in a junkyard because it used to drive great.

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    31. Re:That's annoying! by Copid · · Score: 1

      If the lot is typically full by 8:40, doesn't the alternate situation look like this most of the time?

      1) You don't park in the spot by 8:30.
      2) By 8:40, all of the spots including the one you didn't park in are full.
      3) Somebody who needs to get on the 8:50 train shows up to find the lot full and can't acquire a parking space for any amount of money, even though he would gladly have paid $100 for it.

      How is the first outcome that much worse than this one?

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    32. Re:That's annoying! by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1
      No, it's not the same at all. Arbitrage is where the trade occurs making money on the difference between the bid and ask prices in open markets, where the person doing the arbitrage does not have private information about the prices. it's potentially risky because of time delays and changing prices. Front running is where the front runner takes a existing order that they have private information about and, rather than filling the order properly, buy the order at one price and fill the order at a higher price.

      think about it from the point of view of buying and selling oranges. If I notice that the price of oranges in Orlando is higher than the price of oranges in Miami, I can buy in one place and sell in another. Good for me, that's arbitrage, and (assuming the price evens out before I either have to deliver oranges or take delivery of oranges), I make money. If someone has hired me to buy oranges in Miami where they are X dollars and I buy them for X - y and then sell them for X + y, without telling the person who hired me, then its front running, and it's stealing.

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    33. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      It's an arbitrage... they're parking for $10 and taking $100... is that really $90 worth of work? That's misvalued to me.

    34. Re:That's annoying! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      “4-08 (n)(7) Unofficial reserving of parking space. It shall be unlawful for any person to reserve or attempt to reserve a parking space, or prevent any vehicle from parking on a public street through his/her presence in the roadway, the use of hand-signals, or by placing any box, can, crate, handcart, dolly or any other device, including unauthorized pavement, curb or street markings or signs in the roadway.”

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    35. Re:That's annoying! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Which is against most parking ordinances. Probably all, but I haven't read them all.

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    36. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Parking lot owner asks $10
      Arbitrager buys at $10
      Arbitrager turns around, and asks for $100 via this app.
      Somebody shows up... is the app really needed? $100 or no day of work for you...
      Scam victim pays $100, and doesn't know where to complain.

    37. Re:That's annoying! by qamerr · · Score: 1

      Informative, but that appears to be for NYC rather than SF?

    38. Re:That's annoying! by Copid · · Score: 2

      Well, the labor theory of value is long dead for good reason. I could spend months spitting into a barrel and filling it up, but nobody would pay me a value commensurate with my effort. There's a place in the world for arbitrage. And of course, if enough people engage in that arbitrage, the profit from the arbitrage opportunity becomes pretty minimal.

      It seems like a few things are going on here:

      1) We're clearly charging far less for public parking spaces than the market will bear. This is not good because it encourages overconsumption and contention for spaces.
      2) Any place where the "scalper" price is high is likely to be chronically full. That is, in general, you should expect to be unable to find parking during busy times at those locations. That means that if we ban this practice, more often than not, the people who you describe as desperately needing those spaces won't get them at all.
      3) We rage at people who are willing to vacate a space for a price when somebody else desperately needs the space, but we don't rail at people who occupy that space for unimportant stuff (hanging out a coffee shop) when somebody desperately needs the space.
      4) In a perfect world, the people who need the space the most will get it. The closest approximation of that would be an auction system. The only reason it's a problem is that the auction is being conducted by a middle man rather than by the city directly.

      A much better system is a smart meter system like SF Park. It gives you the "good" properties (people who needs the spaces badly are almost certain to get them) without the "bad" properties of a middle man getting a cash windfall.

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    39. Re:That's annoying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of.
      Right now, really big companies have super-fast connections to the stock exchange, so if a stock begins to rise, they can buy it in milliseconds, and then sell it to those of us who have to wait, at a slightly higher price. Half a second can mean millions of dollars in revenue to these companies that literally do nothing but add friction to the market. The legal fix would be to make it illegal to buy and sell a stock within a reasonable interval of time, forcing these company to hold onto their stock for 10 seconds would pretty much destroy their business model... Of course, there's no congressman on earth who would put forward such a bill, because making enemies of bankers is unwise if you ever want another campaign donation.

    40. Re:That's annoying! by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Walking eight hundred meters takes less than 10 minutes. It looks like enormous time and money were lost by being afraid of walking and of poor people.

    41. Re:That's annoying! by pla · · Score: 1

      Informative, but that appears to be for NYC rather than SF?

      Not to mention, largely unenforceable.

      Reserving a spot "through his/her presence in the roadway"??? That would, amusingly enough, include actually parking as a violation. Brilliant!

    42. Re:That's annoying! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Make it illegal? Fuck that, where's the money, TAX IT!

      The longer you keep the shares, the lower your tax. If you sell in the same nanosecond, just kiss your profit good bye.

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    43. Re:That's annoying! by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      If you do it, it might be a sham.

      Or you might be a politician.

    44. Re:That's annoying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the same time, that would make reserving a spot largely unenforceable.

      Unlike ticket scalping or other examples, there is a very real possibility that a 3rd party can interfere with the transaction between the buyer and seller. i.e somebody can always cut in and take the spot faster

      The busier and more in demand a spot is, the more likely that 3rd parties will be around, exacerbating the risk.

      If one of the 3rd parties realize that you're conducting a transaction, road rage may kick in and they make a fuss over it. Even if you aren't doing anything illegal, you can't stop people from simply getting pissed and starting trouble.

      Even if this trend picks up and people do start paying to get dibs on spots, I suspect the app will face fierce competition from the "analog" solution: If there's nothing wrong with using an app to bid for a spot, there's nothing wrong with me rolling down my window shouting I'll pay double right on the spot.

    45. Re:That's annoying! by PPH · · Score: 1

      1. Get a spot at 8:30 AM,

      4. Tell him you aren't moving until 8:51 unless you're paid.

      So its a park-and-ride lot? Transit cops spot you playing this game. Arrest you. Car gone. Maybe even jail. Park-and-ride lots are for the use of commuters. Not much enforced until the people you ask $100 from just forward your message to police.

      Our transit system has their own police, so they don't get the attitude that they have better things to do. They live for this shit.

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    46. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Yep, so why is the app promoting this still in the app store? It's something the closed app systems should delete.

    47. Re:That's annoying! by JMZero · · Score: 1

      2) Any place where the "scalper" price is high is likely to be chronically full. That is, in general, you should expect to be unable to find parking during busy times at those locations. That means that if we ban this practice, more often than not, the people who you describe as desperately needing those spaces won't get them at all.

      I don't see any reason this would need to be true. There's lots of places where public parking is sufficient for normal use, but would still be great places to extract a little money (your expected price would mostly vary with the quality of alternatives). You could create parking problems wherever you wanted - heck, you could just go from business to business, ransoming the close public parking with your 20 vehicles.

      Would you also think that's similarly benign arbitrage?

      Me? I think you'd get a fine under some generic nuisance law (which seems about right to me).

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    48. Re:That's annoying! by Copid · · Score: 1

      I don't see any reason this would need to be true. There's lots of places where public parking is sufficient for normal use, but would still be great places to extract a little money (your expected price would mostly vary with the quality of alternatives).

      If the parking is sufficient for normal use, then I wouldn't expect to see people who are desperate for a space willing to shell out the hypothetical $100 that was being proposed. An extra car occupying a spot simply wouldn't make any serious difference at that margin. Can you describe a lot that simultaneously has sufficient parking but also commands a price in the $100 for a free space? What would that look like? I'm assuming by "sufficient parking" you mean "full but with a reasonable amount of turnover."

      You could create parking problems wherever you wanted - heck, you could just go from business to business, ransoming the close public parking with your 20 vehicles.

      OK, with 20 vehicles you could start causing some trouble. Although when parking is measured in the hundreds of spaces, which it is for a city with parking structures available in any 1/2 mile radius, that's still a tough game to play. But you'd need a few people to drive them around (and to drive each other to pick up the extra vehicles). So now we're talking about a highly coordinated commercial operation with many thousands of dollars in invested capital and a number of employees to pay. Given that there's an upper limit to what you can charge (mostly dictated by commercial lots in the area), you're hoping to break even by extorting the very rare person who is desperate for a space or the wealthy weirdo who needs $100 a space street parking for his Bentley. It just seems far fetched as a sustainable model.

      To the extent that it could be done, I suppose I'd be in favor of doing something about it. Smart meters like SF Park would completely eliminate the problem without even requiring enforcement by making it prohibitively expensive to occupy the last spaces in any given area.

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    49. Re:That's annoying! by PPH · · Score: 1

      still in the app store?

      Probably because Apple has not yet been made aware of the legality of this application.

      And then there's the issue of exactly what is legal/illegal. In my example, its the use of a transit parking lot for non transit business. The app is a minor part of it. Pull in, park your car and hold a cardboard sign offering your spot for $100 and the transit cops will go to work with batons.

      This app might in fact be legal in some jurisdictions. In which case, Apple might let it ride.

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    50. Re:That's annoying! by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      Possessing drugs is not always a crime and when it is it's a much less serious crime. You're not too bright yourself, AC.

    51. Re:That's annoying! by JMZero · · Score: 1

      Can you describe a lot that simultaneously has sufficient parking but also commands a price in the $100 for a free space? What would that look like? I'm assuming by "sufficient parking" you mean "full but with a reasonable amount of turnover."

      My work would be a place like this. Lots of work places rely on public/street parking, and often there's about as much public parking available as there is people who work there. At my work, you'd need to bring in maybe 5 cars to upset the balance - but I'm sure there's other places you could do with less. They probably wouldn't be able to charge $100 (there's a grocery store maybe 500m away you could park at in a pinch), but even if it was only $20, that could certainly be worthwhile for the seller for a few minutes work.

      . Although when parking is measured in the hundreds of spaces,

      Yeah - I agree it probably wouldn't be a big problem for dedicated lots; I think you'd want to target smaller niches, like city commercial blocks that rely on street parking. And again, to monetize you'd probably want to hit the business owners rather than individual parkers (who likely would just choose to shop/eat elsewhere).

      And you'd need some organization. But I think that kind of organization would come together quickly if people managed to make money with an app like this.

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    52. Re:That's annoying! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      Arbitrage is using any "loophole" (regulatory or technical) for a better price than an unprepared, but well informed person could get. Front running is arbitrage. If I walk to the market in Orlando (unprepared, but well informed), I'll pay Orlando prices because Miami is inaccessible and getting an orange from there is uneconomical. If you are in Orlando seling oranges you bought in Miami for less than the other Orlando people, then I'll buy from you. You did Arbitrage because the "average" person, well informed but unprepared, could not be able to do that.

      If someone has hired me to buy oranges in Miami where they are X dollars and I buy them for X - y and then sell them for X + y, without telling the person who hired me, then its front running, and it's stealing.

      You are hired to buy at or as close to $2 as you can get. You sell it to them for $2. Why is it theft that someone saw the customer's order, bought it for $1.99 and delivered it to you for you to buy at $2? The person selling for $1.99 doesn't know or care the sale went to an HFT, and the buyer doesn't know/care that the sale was maked up by the HFT middle-man.

    53. Re:That's annoying! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Actually they are not.

      http://www.wikinvest.com/wiki/...

      "In front-running, a trader will take a position in an equity just before a brokerage takes a position that will cause the stock to move in a predictable way. The most common example of front-running is when an individual trader buys shares of a stock just before a large institutional order for the stock which will cause a rapid increase in the stock's price."

      You can do that by being a human and knowing a large order is coming in or you can do that with a computer that's connected by a fast connection to the exchange. When the large order comes in- your computer places an order faster ahead of the other order. You wouldn't be placing the order unless you knew about the large order.

      This is illegal.
      The key is knowing the large order to buy or sell is coming in and executing "in front" of it.

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    54. Re:That's annoying! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      When you front run... you're halfway there. See, once you jump in front, you then have to sell it for a higher price to make money. I guess we all do that when we make money at the market, but doing it too fast is annoying and not allowed in most markets.

    55. Re:That's annoying! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Doing it when you can SEE the other orders coming in is the difference.

      If you bought it at 99.01 and sold it to the huge order at 99.03, it's legal when you do not already know about the huge order.

      If you bought it at 99.01 and sold it to the huge order at 99.03, it's illegal when you already know about the huge order.

      With high speed connections, they can effectively "see" the future. So they know the huge order is coming and will execute in 200 milliseconds. They buy ahead of it. They know about the order so it should be illegal- but since it's done "with a computer", it's legal for now. But it probably won't be for yo much longer.

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  7. Perfect for every kind of cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love this idea!

    It helps to connect the rich cunt demographic with the thieving cunt demographic.

    Leaving less cuntiness in the world for non-cunts.

    1. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment is cunt-tastic! I give it four and a half cunts.

    2. Re: Perfect for every kind of cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok you two, cunt it out right now before someone gets hurt.

    3. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by clarkkent09 · · Score: 0

      SF has fewer parking spots than cars. That is a fail for the city planners and people are forced to pay illegally every day because there are simply no legal spots left.

      Faced with the problem of having to spend a long time looking for parking, why not pay somebody to do it for you? I bet you pay people all the time in order to save time in one way or another and you don't consider yourself a cunt.

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    4. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by Arker · · Score: 1

      "SF has fewer parking spots than cars. That is a fail for the city planners and people are forced to pay illegally every day because there are simply no legal spots left."

      Sounds like a good reason to move somewhere less crowded to me.

      "fail for the city planners"

      Department of redundancy department.

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    5. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by hawguy · · Score: 1

      SF has fewer parking spots than cars. That is a fail for the city planners and people are forced to pay illegally every day because there are simply no legal spots left.

      Faced with the problem of having to spend a long time looking for parking, why not pay somebody to do it for you? I bet you pay people all the time in order to save time in one way or another and you don't consider yourself a cunt.

      It's only a fail if you think owning a car is necessary. SF has always had crowded narrow streets designed back when people still used horse and buggies to get around. Its way too late to create endless roads like LA and since even after devoting around a third of land area to roads, LA is still the most congested region in the country...city planners throughout the country are starting to realize that accomodatng more re cars is not sustainable and are emphasizing other forms of transit. SF has had a 'transit first' planning policy for decades so anyone that lives here and is surprised that its difficult to get around by car is in the wrong city. Transit in SF is far from perfect yet it's still one of the few cities in the country where its possible to live without a car.

    6. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It helps to connect the rich cunt demographic with the thieving cunt demographic.

      So really just one demographic then?

    7. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is MO for modern city planners. Austin, that is a deliberate action, because it supposedly "forces" people to use public transportation.

    8. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by Arker · · Score: 0

      "It's only a fail if you think owning a car is necessary."

      s/necessary/desirable.

      "Its way too late to create endless roads like LA and since even after devoting around a third of land area to roads, LA is still the most congested region in the country"

      Sure, LA is horrid, probably even worse than SF. Congestion is always going to be a problem when too many people insist on crowding together in too small a space.

      "city planners throughout the country are starting to realize that accomodatng more re cars is not sustainable and are emphasizing other forms of transit."

      Sure let's go from one failure to another.

      "Transit in SF is far from perfect yet it's still one of the few cities in the country where its possible to live without a car"

      SF has put absurd amounts of money into public transit and even you acknowledge it's only just possible to get along without a car there. Few people that live there even attempt it, and fewer still succeed. So despite all the money put into public transit people still want their cars. But people are crowded together so closely already there is barely room to walk, let alone drive.

      With current technology it's a dead-end. Instead of building public transit the 'planners' should be figuring out how to reduce population density.

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    9. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      That's a failure of basic grammar.

    10. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      As an LA resident, I can confirm that parking isn't any fucking easier here than in SFO. We might have wider streets, but everyone still insists on having a car. Seriously, people *move* just so they can have a better chance of parking. I live in K-Town, and it's all street parking in my neighborhood and on some nights, my gf has to park a quarter-mile/half-mile away, especially if a club is having an event.

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    11. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by hawguy · · Score: 1

      SF has put absurd amounts of money into public transit and even you acknowledge it's only just possible to get along without a car there. Few people that live there even attempt it, and fewer still succeed. So despite all the money put into public transit people still want their cars. But people are crowded together so closely already there is barely room to walk, let alone drive.

      With current technology it's a dead-end. Instead of building public transit the 'planners' should be figuring out how to reduce population density.

      Public transit funding is only "absurd" if you ignore the huge subsidies that go to cars.

      30% of SF residents have no car, still a ways to go to catch up to NYC's 55% but that number is growing.

      CIty planners have already spent decades planning low density communities across the country, But it turns out that people still need to go to the office -- telecommuting still hasn't fulfilled it's promise of letting workers stay at home, even Google with unlimited technology resources still ships its employees 40 miles from SF to GoogleHQ. It's a lot easier to get people to the office when they live and work in the same high density city than when homes and businesses are spread over a large low density area. You can see this when you look at the difference in transit effectiveness in San Jose versus San Francisco.

    12. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by dkf · · Score: 1

      endless roads like LA and since even after devoting around a third of land area to roads, LA is still the most congested region in the country

      Of course it's congested. It's got all those roads to fill up with cars. Get rid of those roads and people will have to deal with the consequences of living a long way from where they work and shop and study and ...

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    13. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by phizi0n · · Score: 1

      As an LA resident, I can confirm that parking isn't any fucking easier here than in SFO. We might have wider streets, but everyone still insists on having a car. Seriously, people *move* just so they can have a better chance of parking. I live in K-Town, and it's all street parking in my neighborhood and on some nights, my gf has to park a quarter-mile/half-mile away, especially if a club is having an event.

      SFO is an airport not a city.

    14. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      ...it's only just possible to get along without a car there. Few people that live there even attempt it, and fewer still succeed. So despite all the money put into public transit people still want their cars.

      That's absolutely not true. There are many, many people who don't own or have access to a car in SF (maybe not people exactly like you, however). Even if it were true, SF residents (even ones like you) would want fewer total cars because the cost and limited value means that couples, families, roommates, etc. would share instead. SF is not nearly as dense as it could be and still be livable, it depends on what you're used to.

    15. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Is the airport in a city?

    16. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Is the airport in a city?

      Yes and no. Technically, the airport is part of San Francisco, but it's geographically separate from SF -- you leave the city of SF to get to the airport, then you're back in the city when you're at the airport.

    17. Re:Perfect for every kind of cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the airport in a city?

      SFO isn't in SF. It's in Millbrae, south of San Bruno, which is south of South San Francisco, which itself is a distinctive city from San Francisco.

      And it's far FAR easier to park there than it is almost anywhere in SF.
      You can even pay through Fastrack, the wireless transponder area residents use to pay bridge tolls. No booths, no tickets, no attendants needed.

  8. This will end by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    badly.

    Hording a public thing you do not own and then scalping it won't go well, and will be banned by the courts.

    And when you get in your car to leave, and I stop to get the spot, I sure as hell will not move just because you want to sell something you do not own to someone else. So there is a logistic issue.

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    1. Re:This will end by BitZtream · · Score: 2

      Just use the app, find the spot, then park behind them until they move and refuse any sort of payment, preventing anyone else from having a shot at the parking spot.

      That'll pretty much end the problem fairly quickly.

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    2. Re:This will end by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Worked out for water and land. But I guess it's different when you're a corporation.

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    3. Re:This will end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hording a public thing you do not own and then scalping it won't go well, and will be banned by the courts.

      What about patents on genome? Next you say that a digitally refurbished version of public domain music/videos doesn't deserve copyright.

    4. Re:This will end by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Hording a public thing you do not own and then scalping it won't go well, and will be banned by the courts.

      Damn, I wish we would apply that to the IRS and the banks.

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    5. Re:This will end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure people more pissed off than you can easily use the app, find some seller, and just vandalize his car without even wanting to "buy" the parking spot.

    6. Re:This will end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporation? You're really blaming the wrong party there, pal.

    7. Re:This will end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how long will you be willing to wait while they don't leave the spot? If they're hoarding the spot for profit, then the worst you can do is make the person who was "buying" it leave and ruin a transaction (which is worth it in its own way) but they don't currently have to leave if they didn't actually have a schedule to keep by getting somewhere.

    8. Re:This will end by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Really? Usually when you shoot at corporations, you rarely hit an innocent party.

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    9. Re: This will end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA
      Park and wait !

      Typical solution that fails to understand why a parking spot is able to be sold.

      Find spot. Pay fee. I own that spot for 2hrs.

      Lol, park and wait where exactly ? I have a spot you can buy.

    10. Re:This will end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I sure as hell will not move

      You sure as hell will move when someone calls the cops for you blocking traffic. The person getting in their car can just sit there and wait being that it's a legal parking space, perhaps even feed the meter a tiny bit if they were dumb enough not to leave a few minutes on it. After 5 minutes of blocking traffic and telling the police why you did it, off to jail you will go.

    11. Re:This will end by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      That was kind of the thought I had... Someone gets in the car and posts up the spot meanwhile they are spotted by someone else who stops behind them seeing them get into the car and waits for them to move... when the person they auctioned it off to get's there the other car already has it blocked in it will likely start causing fights.

    12. Re:This will end by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You don't have to sit in your car to sell the spot. All you'll know is somewhere on this block someone is ready to move their beater if you pay them.

      You'll also see the streets fill with beaters stalking pedestrians with keys, so they can grab the spot to sell.

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    13. Re:This will end by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Just use the app, find the spot

      Why would the app say which spot it is? It doesn't need to. It says you are bidding on a spot on the north side of this building. Maybe there are 20 spots there, you don't know which one. You make the payment, it gets accepted, the app says ok, wait for the white Mercedes with license plate XXX to move. No one else has that information except the person who won the auction.

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    14. Re:This will end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get into your car, often by the time your key is in the ignition, someone is already behind you waiting for you to leave.

    15. Re:This will end by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      The DMV hordes licenses and dangles them over peoples heads. So does the IRS (depending on which party you vote for). So do a lot of government offices.

      The government might "own" that right, but they it hasn't done much to earn those things.

    16. Re:This will end by timere969 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I have enough dimes to outlast your patience waiting for the spot.

    17. Re:This will end by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      will be banned by the courts.

      It had better not be! It should be banned by the legislature. Courts have no business banning anything except within the courtrooms.

    18. Re:This will end by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Hording a public thing you do not own...

      Information on where a parking space is about to open up? If the one who is about to make that space available doesn't own the information, then who does?

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  9. Innovative Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting idea. It creates a possibility of earning a living simply by being a douchebag, driving around, taking spots and auctioning them off. If you ride a motorcycle, you could use its zip and maneuverability, as well as lower operating costs, to really clean up - or even create an enterprise by having a team of such bikes working for you. I like it.

    I imagine this will not play well in the insanity of the People's Republic of California - esp. in SF, land of the "we don't like these super efficient busses operating because.......our rents our high!".

    My gut: the fascists will not delay in making it illegal to sell your parking spot.

    1. Re:Innovative Concept by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is an interesting idea. It creates a possibility of earning a living simply by being a douchebag, driving around, taking spots and auctioning them off.

      High-speed parkers provide liquidity, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Innovative Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not as much as they used to before airbags were invented.

    3. Re:Innovative Concept by bluegutang · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's not actually ridiculous in this case. If you drove around in a bike/motorcycle locating empty parking spots and announcing their existence to prospective parkers (and then selling them), you would indeed be providing liquidity.

    4. Re:Innovative Concept by dkf · · Score: 1

      If you drove around in a bike/motorcycle locating empty parking spots and announcing their existence to prospective parkers (and then selling them), you would indeed be providing liquidity.

      It'd be easier to provide liquidity if your brakes were slowly leaking oil. Bam! Instant liquidity, right there on site.

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  10. Re:Vigilante by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Oh stop it. There are enough short sighted assholes who jump to violence. Don't be one.
    How about we use the court system? you know like a civilized country.

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  11. There is only one solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave SF. If you can't afford it, it means you're not supposed to be living there. Period! The US has so much freaking landmass and other cities. I'm convinced that SF has reached economic critical mass for the majority of people living there or thinking of living there. There's only so much space to go around.

  12. Re:Vigilante by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or public transit, like a really civilized country.

  13. Expect this to get shut down faster than Uber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't sell public property.

    1. Re:Expect this to get shut down faster than Uber by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Your not selling the spot, your selling your time to sit and wait to move your car until the other person is there to take the spot.

      It's still pretty annoying, but it's not as if they are selling the spot.

    2. Re:Expect this to get shut down faster than Uber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that'll fly as a defense. I could see you getting hit with misappropriation of public property or something like that. I imagine it'd be the same as if you filled a spot with road cones to keep people out. It probably wouldn't end well for you. And beyond that, if the city really wanted to, they could probably apply some of the statutes from the RICO act against you if you were doing this in an organized manner. This does sound like it could be classified as extortion.

    3. Re:Expect this to get shut down faster than Uber by PPH · · Score: 1

      AT&T and Verizon will be dissapointed to hear this.

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    4. Re:Expect this to get shut down faster than Uber by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      Who says the person is even holding the spot longer than they would normally?

      If your car is parked on the street, and your meeting just let out, you could post your spot, and have a buyer lined up and waiting by the time you left the building and walked to your car. In that case, your not hording a spot, or keeping it longer than needed, or selling the parking space. Your simply charging for advanced warning that your about to leave and your spot will be available.

      I'm sure most of us have done that in a busy parking lot before, where you know it crowded, and you see cars circling around for spots, and as you walk to the other end of the lot to find your car, let one of the people looking for a space know that your leaving and they can have yours if they get there before any one else that's looking for one. That's not illegal, your just forwarning that your leaving and letting the person know where your car is, and that your ABOUT to leave so they can beat other people to it.

      For the record though, I don't see this service taking off though. There is too many ways for it not to work as intended. And if spots are really in high demand, you'll run into problems where someone circling the block over and over, waiting for someone to leave, will spot you about to leave and wait for you, before the buyer gets there, meaning there will be a "I was here first" / "but I bought the spot" argument. I know if I was looking for a spot the old fashioned way, and I saw someone getting ready to leave, I wouldn't let some random person come after me have the spot just because they paid the persons for it. First come, first served, which in many cases probably won't be the person who bid on the spot.

  14. what a time to be alive. by nimbius · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one wholly endorse this newfound libertarian dystopia and have devised a competitive service called turd auction. Heres how it works: i leave a bathroom stall at a public stadium or park, and users logged into my site then meet up and fight eachother to the death in mortal combat to determine who can then prostitute their children to raise enough money for the half roll of shit tickets left in the stall.

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    1. Re:what a time to be alive. by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      I'm a VC and would like to see a business plan and maybe have a Skype meetup. If it checks out, I think we may be able to fund 20%, contingent for equal percentage of revenue share.

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  15. Re:Vigilante by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    We're talking SF here, not civilized countries.

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  16. Sounds like the perfect solution for the homeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the homeless would need if this passes is a beat up old clunker that barely moves. They can sleep in their cars and then move when they get paid. While this might solve the homeless problem in SF, I suspect it will only make parking SF even more difficult given that every old clunker in the State will be moving into the city to take advantage of the new income.

  17. how is it hoarding or scalping? by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Assuming they're paying for parking and not staying longer than they're allowed to, how is it "hoarding"?

    And how is it "scalping"? They're merely offering to delay leaving their spot if someone pays them to do so. Basically they're selling their time.

    Ultimately I think the app would need to give the general location to everyone, but the exact spot should only go to the individual selected by the person leaving the spot.

    1. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 2

      Nonsense! Let's analyze:

      Assuming they're paying for parking and not staying longer than they're allowed to, how is it "hoarding"?

      You're right there... hoarding is the process of taking too many. But that doesn't match the article. The story here is that they're taking the last one, then offering to move on for money... but that's also known as "scalping".

      And how is it "scalping"? They're merely offering to delay leaving their spot if someone pays them to do so. Basically they're selling their time.

      You got that backwards... they're not delay leaving, they're threatening to keep there to the point it causes a time-sensitive worker a problem like job loss.

      Ultimately I think the app would need to give the general location to everyone, but the exact spot should only go to the individual selected by the person leaving the spot.

      No, the app has to identify where the spot is so people can determine how valuable it is... but wait, it isn't their property. It's a space their renting, with the purpose of reselling. Check the back of the ticket. If it doesn't have a contract or TOS on the back... what kind of ticket is it?

    2. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      And how is it "scalping"? They're merely offering to delay leaving their spot if someone pays them to do so. Basically they're selling their time.

      ... and the first time someone leaves a spot as soon as the check clears, and someone who didn't pay swipes it, the fraud lawsuits will ensure that this "service" ceases to exist.

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    3. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe not hoarding cause they didn't individually take up all the spots, but how is scalping any different from what you described? You buy a ticket for a concert and you sell your seat for more than you bought it by waiting at the concert cause there are no seats left... cause scalpers took them all.

    4. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > They're merely offering to delay leaving their spot if someone pays them to do so. Basically they're selling their time.
      No they're not. It looks like you don't understand intent, they wouldn't be staying as long if they didn't think someone would pay.

      > Ultimately I think the app would need to give the general location to everyone, but the exact spot should only go to the individual selected by the person leaving the spot.
      No, communal, state-owned, or city property, shouldn't be subject to additional rentiering.

    5. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      I think the delay is more likely. Nobody is going to sell a spot they need. They'll sell it to someone else, and then have to stay around until the buyer arrives. You can't sell it to someone and then just leave, allowing some third party to take the spot you sold.

      And that's the crux of the problem -- it's public parking, so you have no right to keep someone from parking in it. It's not yours, so you can't sell it. Selling that which one does not own is fraud.

    6. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by SuperKendall · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The story here is that they're taking the last one, then offering to move on for money... but that's also known as "scalping".

      We pay athletes to move for money. That's not scalping.

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    7. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Yep, if it doesn't violate current rules/ordinances/laws then something new is needed to stop this.

    8. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by zieroh · · Score: 1

      it's public parking, so you have no right to keep someone from parking in it.

      Conversely, nobody has a right to take it from you, either. You have as much right to sit there -- within any relevant time limits -- as anyone else. Delaying your exit for a winning bidder may not be the most civic-minded action you can take, but it's certainly not illegal.

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    9. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... it's public parking, so you have no right to keep someone from parking in it. It's not yours, so you can't sell it. Selling that which one does not own is fraud.

      Tell that to every valet stand, the bastards.

    10. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Valet stands generally get permits to do that if they are doing it on public spaces. If not, then they should be. If it's not required where you are, then it should be.

    11. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      You got that backwards... they're not delay leaving, they're threatening to keep there to the point it causes a time-sensitive worker a problem like job loss.

      If a time-sensitive worker might lose his job for being late, and he's driving around in a city with more cars than parking places looking for a public parking spot that is open, then he probably deserves to be fired for not managing his time well. Park in a garage. Take public transit. Ride a bike. If his company requires him to drive (i.e., he's driving a company car), then the company will provide parking for their own vehicles.

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    12. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      ... and the first time someone leaves a spot as soon as the check clears, and someone who didn't pay swipes it, the fraud lawsuits will ensure that this "service" ceases to exist.

      A lawsuit over a parking spot that you paid $5 for? Get some perspective. How about the app has a rating system instead? You see a spot offered by someone with 5 ratings that say he left without letting you get ready, then you don't bid on that spot. He doesn't get any bidders, he stops making money. It's a self-correcting problem. Leave the lawyers out of it.

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    13. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is just cause to quit... you can't have more employees+customers than parking spaces. If there's no parking space for me, you didn't really hire me.

    14. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      ... and the first time someone leaves a spot as soon as the check clears, and someone who didn't pay swipes it, the fraud lawsuits will ensure that this "service" ceases to exist.

      A lawsuit over a parking spot that you paid $5 for?

      Didn't know they already had set prices. Oh, right, they don't, it's a bidding system.

      And yea, this is CA we're talking about, it wouldn't surprise me one iota if someone sued over 5 bucks. Of course, the class action is what they should really be worried about...

      How about the app has a rating system instead? You see a spot offered by someone with 5 ratings that say he left without letting you get ready, then you don't bid on that spot. He doesn't get any bidders, he stops making money. It's a self-correcting problem.

      If by "self-correcting" you mean "perp will just continually re-register as a new user every time, thus circumventing the rating system," then yea, totally self-correcting. You seem to have far more faith in the ignorance and altruism of criminals than I do.

      Leave the lawyers out of it

      Hey, I'd love to. But then again, I'm not the kind of dope who's gonna pay for a public parking space, i.e. one with more money than sense.

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    15. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      If by "self-correcting" you mean "perp will just continually re-register as a new user every time

      With a new email address, new mobile device, etc. Right. If someone has 10 phones, then yeah, they can scam the system more than someone with 1 phone. Even so, if you see 2 spots offered, and one user has 0 reviews, and the other has 50 good reviews, who are you going to pick?

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    16. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      If by "self-correcting" you mean "perp will just continually re-register as a new user every time

      With a new email address, new mobile device, etc. Right. If someone has 10 phones, then yeah, they can scam the system more than someone with 1 phone.

      Where are you getting all this information, like how much parking spaces will go for, and how they plan on authenticating sellers? Because I read TFA, and even went so far as to look at the app page for Monkey Parking, and I've seen none of it.

      Well, scratch that - TFA has a screenshot of the app, which shows that bids increase in $5 increments, so the whole "$5 parking space" bit from your earlier post is obviously not the case.

      Unless it's a really crappy one nobody wants to bid on, I suppose.

      What appears to be happening here is that you have an idea of how you think the app should work, and are thus assuming that said idea is how the app actually works. Which is, as Spock might say, "illogical, Captain."

      I will offer the caveat that your ideas are good ones, and if the founder of this 'company' had half a brain, he'd jump right on applying your suggestions to his business model. Probably won't save him from lawsuits, but some armor is still better than no armor.

      Even so, if you see 2 spots offered, and one user has 0 reviews, and the other has 50 good reviews, who are you going to pick?

      Neither, 'cuz I'm not a sucker. Speaking hypothetically as though I were, I'd probably go for the one that's closest to wherever I need to be. "50 good reviews" means exactly squat when the space in question is significantly farther away from my destination than the alternative.

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    17. Re:how is it hoarding or scalping? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      What appears to be happening here is that you have an idea of how you think the app should work, and are thus assuming that said idea is how the app actually works.

      I'm just arguing about the idea in general, not this specific app. I haven't looked at the actual app (or article, for that matter). There are ways to try and minimize scamming, whether our Italian bro is using them or not. I'm just saying that there doesn't necessarily need to be a large scamming problem if it's approached the right way, in general. People can try to rip other people off, but I don't see that becoming a business in itself.

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  18. This is not what I pay taxes for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And not that I'm blaming the government. I just hope that whomever is involved in this as a profiteer gets followed to their home and beaten to within an inch of their life.

  19. Not Just Parking.... by Subgenius · · Score: 1

    Actually, a form of this has been going on in San Diego for some time, but with golf tee times. Torrey Pines is a public golf course that the PUBLIC gets to use. Each and every damn morning, two or three groups (with a dozen or so low-income/shelter 'contractors') phone in and grab ALL of the daily tee times. These folks then turn around and sell them for 3x to 5x the normal public price.

    The city can't do a damn thing about them, since each reservation is under a different name......

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    1. Re:Not Just Parking.... by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Why don't they require that ID be presented when showing up for the game, and that it match a name used to make the reservation?

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    2. Re:Not Just Parking.... by petermgreen · · Score: 3, Informative

      The city can't do a damn thing about them, since each reservation is under a different name......

      There must be more to it than that. Either there is some restriction in the local laws preventing them implementing measures against this or they can't be bothered and are claiming they can't to shift the blame to someone else.

      One obvious measure to make this much harder for example would be to require users bring ID that matches the name under which the booking was made preventing post-hoc sales of bookings.

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    3. Re:Not Just Parking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure that is true. Just played there last month and to reserve a tee time you had to be there in person to sign up. No phone calls allowed. Now you did not have to stay there but you had to be physically present at approx 6 am to get on the waiting list.

    4. Re:Not Just Parking.... by Subgenius · · Score: 1

      That is a nice change, I did not know that they finally fixed the issue (sort of). Thanks for the update (as I run to get in line tomorrow at 6:00am...)

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    5. Re:Not Just Parking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or don't allow bookings, you have to turn up, pay your money and play. Lots of public courses do this.

    6. Re:Not Just Parking.... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Typical ticket scalping!

      This happened for Blizzcon tickets as well. The number of tickets are limited, and Blizzard sells the tickets for a reasonable price (far less than any other convention I've ever been to). The thousands of tickets typically sell out in 2-3 seconds, less than the amount of time it takes to click a drop-down menu. Then, a few minutes later, you'd see hundreds of the tickets on eBay for 10x the original purchase price.

      They switched last year to a system where the original orderer and payer needs to show up in person, has to fill out a form to transfer tickets, and so forth. I'm not sure if that actually cut down on scalping or not.

  20. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I don't understand wanting to live anywhere in California. It is absolutely INFESTED, in multiple ways. I routinely get inquiries from recruiters there and my response is always the same: "It sounds like a good opportunity, but no amount of money will entice me to live or work in the People's Republic of California. Thank you for your interest and good luck on your hire."

  21. Now I can finance owning a car! by dmomo · · Score: 1

    1. Walk up to spot. Stand next to car I do not own.
    2. Check in with app
    3. Accept Bids
    4. ....
    5. Profit (and run like Hell)

  22. Thank God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank God this was the first comment. The entire post induced smdh but that was just over the top.

  23. This ends in destruction of property by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    This ends in destruction of property.

    Either the sellers' or the buyers cars will suffer from spontaneous combustion. And thus will this idea die.

    And when they go to the police and say "My car was burned!" the police will reply with something close to a "hmmm. Ok. Did you see who did it? No? Well, tough luck."

    1. Re:This ends in destruction of property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when they go to the police and say "My car was burned!" the police will reply with something close to a "hmmm. Ok. Did you see who did it? No? Well, tough luck."

      Nonsense, we had this discussion a couple days ago.

      Jerk: Someone burned my car, I have video of the event and took the license plate numbers of the cars they left in.
      Police: Ok, fill out this form. *hands over 'item lost' paperwork*
      Jerk fills out paperwork and returns it
      Police: Alright, I'll file this away and your insurance can see it if they want to contest your claim.
      Jerk: Aren't you going to do anything about the vandals that burned my car?
      Police: Vandals? Nah, that sounds dangerous. Someone could get hurt.

    2. Re:This ends in destruction of property by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I dunno, they might go after them for production of CO2 from unlicensed combustion though.

  24. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    someone please explain to me why you'd want to live in such a massive city?

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  25. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Informative

    Some people are willing to pay the extra costs of living in order to have access to an immense amount of culture. NYC has several orchestras, a world-class opera and theatre scene, and readings by prominent literary figures nearly every night of the week. If you like fine dining, you have a vaster range of choices there than elsewhere.

  26. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Schezar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have to truck in everything and truck out everything,

    The suburbs also have to truck everything in and out: it's not like local farmland and local factories provide even a tiny percentage of the goods and foodstuffs used there.

    Rural areas also have to truck most things in and out, for mostly the same reasons. The way the world economy is structured, pretty-much EVERYTHING is trucked in and out from somewhere else. It's a myth that non-urban areas somehow are less reliant on the "outside" than urban areas.

    More to the point, there is a massive economy of scale in cities. New brings in goods in bulk, which then require minimal internal redistribution compared to, say, strip malls in suburbia.

    All of that aside, cities are where basically all jobs are. Why would anyone start a company that requires skilled workers in a place with a small talent pool? How many coders or engineers live in any rural town, or even within a day's commute of one? How many live within walking distance of a building in New York?

    Look at the job listings in any small town, and then look at the job listings in New York or Boston or San Fran. There's nothing to do in exchange for money in small towns and rural places for most of us. There's no career path at all.

    Hell, there's also just NOTHING TO DO. We live in New York because we can walk to one of two dozen brunch places on Sunday morning. We can see opera, musical theatre, the symphony, an off-broadway play, slam poetry, a puppet show, or basically anything we want any day of the week. Want to play an obscure German board game? Thousands of people live basically next do and also want to do so. How many people would be interested in that kind of game in a town of 2000 people?

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  27. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by ZackSchil · · Score: 2

    Massive cities are, by all measures, more efficient than suburban life or rural life. Distribution of resources scales very, very well with population density. Trucking in and out food is orders of magnitude greener than producers sending out 1000 smaller trucks much farther across sprawling rural areas, then everyone trucking themselves around to the grocery store 10-20 minutes away. Wiring power to a 30 floor apartment building is much more efficient than stringing copper to an equal number of suburban homes. Heating a large building with a huge steam boiler, when divided out, is much more efficient than heating the equivalent in suburban homes with electricity, gas, or any theoretical technology! Thermodynamics are just plain working against you!

    You seem to just be trolling for replies early in the article so I'm not going to waste time pulling up links. I'm sure others in the community have plenty handy. But if you are being earnest, just think about it for half a second. You might find the way of life unpleasant. That's ok. Many people do. It falls in and out of style over time. But come on, man.

  28. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what is the alternative? How efficient is it to live in a rural or suburban area, where you have to drive everywhere, have goods trucked into huge Walmarts. You are screwing up a large area of land, and companies/the government use the non developed areas as dumps for chemicals, garbage, etc.

    i realize that people unable to survive communicating with others, sharing things, etc. like living in 'safe' wide open spaces, but that doesnt mean it is efficient, desirable, or even practical.

  29. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not trying to be a proponent of dense cities - they seem like a bit of a grind to me too.

    But no matter where you live, they're still trucking in your groceries, and trucking out your trash -- and they're probably driving farther to do it. You just don't see it as much because of the wider spacing. Plus, you're using more resources to get wherever it is you're going as it's most likely farther away and you're going to use a more inefficient method of transportation.

  30. Dynamic parking prices by crow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought San Francisco already had dynamic parking prices to try to use market forces to keep parking available. They have devices to monitor parking utilization. The goal is to typically have one on-street parking spot open per block; somewhere around 85% utilization. If the block is consistently above that, the price increases. If it's below, the price lowers. They adjust the prices by $.25 every month.

    From the talk on this that I saw, they generally improved the availability of parking though the dynamic pricing. Employees who park every day would find the cheaper blocks to park on, leaving the busier blocks open for customers.

    Maybe the program isn't working as well as they claimed. Maybe the program isn't covering enough of the city, and the approach in the article is of more use in other parts.

    1. Re:Dynamic parking prices by crow · · Score: 2

      I looked up the talk in question, and here's the video:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      If you're really interested in urban planning and parking regulations, watch the whole thing, but otherwise the link should go right to where he talks about San Francisco's parking program.

    2. Re:Dynamic parking prices by Copid · · Score: 2

      My understanding is that it's working pretty well. Crusing for parking spaces appears to have dropped significantly, and that's a major goal of these systems. Yeah, it's inconvenient to be unable to find parking, but the real mess happens in a busy, congested city when a large number of drivers are on the road simply because they're driving in circles lookin for parking spaces. That's a serious contributor to traffic congestion, especially when they stop and wait whenever it looks like a spot might open up.

      The locals are angry about it, but that's pretty common. The same thing happens with smart meters or congestion pricing. They're better for everybody in the long run, but some poeple get riled up because they were heavy peak users. Everybody needs to remember: You're not "stuck in" traffic. You are traffic.

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  31. You cannot sell that which you do not own. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiots who are squatting on parking spots trying to "sell" that parking spot
    are asking for trouble from so many different sources they will need to keep
    an orthopedic surgeon and a lawyer on speed dial.

  32. Re: Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sorry, we "Yuropeans" (what's that?) don't like rust. But we like spelling, grammar, busses, trains, (and economic cars), disarmed people, welfare, public healthcare, and everything else sane that scares America. Thank you.

  33. That's not funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's insightful.

  34. Re:Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...mainly because they could park TWO cars in the same space a stupid SUV uses :-P.

  35. Extortion by RobSwider · · Score: 1

    How is this different than me parking in front of someone, backing up until I'm 2cm from their bumper, then telling them "Let's start the bidding at $200"? Once they talk me down to $100, I move my car, and they can leave. That's extortion. This is the same thing, only the paywall is moved a little down the line.

    1. Re:Extortion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One is holding someone against their will, the other is just being an asshole. Big difference.

    2. Re:Extortion by PPH · · Score: 1

      How is this different than me parking in front of someone, backing up until I'm 2cm from their bumper,

      Engage four wheel drive, low range. Move your car, whether you like it or not. Leave.

      In this case, I have options.

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    3. Re:Extortion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's silly. If someone tried to block another car in and then attempted to extort money to move, a simple phone call to the police would resolve that problem immediately.

  36. Law against this in 3 2 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this isn't already illegal it should be soon. What's next, auctioning trolly seats or the best gazebos in the park? This is essentially scalping.

  37. Re:Vigilante by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    Why do you think public transportation is a European thing? In Hong Kong or Tokyo even relatively wealthy people take the train to work just like everyone else.

  38. Re: I don't understand big cities - off topic by russotto · · Score: 2

    Cities ate not more efficient than suburbs by every measure; if they were, it would be cheaper, not more expensive, to live in cities. There are diseconomies of density which result in groceries, electricity, etc costing MORE in cities, not less.

  39. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it has to do mostly with the fact that historically, SF and NY were harbor cities. The industry arising from it created a max exodus of people looking for work, and the whole thing just ballooned because people go where the jobs are, creating pools of demand, attracting business, which attracts people, and so on and so forth.

  40. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by alen · · Score: 1

    1000 smaller trucks delivering stuff

    you just described NYC

    and the heating part, lots of old buildings have ancient inefficient boilers that pollute. the upper east side has some of the worst air quality. newer burb homes will have newer and efficient boilers

  41. Reminds me of Boston by erp_consultant · · Score: 4, Informative

    I lived in Boston for a while and the parking is just as bad there as it is in SF. For those of you that have not visited the fine city of Boston, allow me to enlighten you. Boston is an historical city and, as such, has numerous historical buildings. Buildings that cannot be knocked down in order to widen roads. The road that Paul Revere travelled on is just as wide now as it was then.

    Lots of one way streets and lots of one hour parking. The cops there would ride around with little bits of chalk. The first time through they would put a chalk mark on the tires of the cars in the one hour parking zone. An hour later they return and any car there with chalk on the tire gets a ticket. So of course it became a game of cat and mouse - cop puts chalk, car owner rubs it off.

    When it snows it's worse because the snow plows can't get through so you would have to park on alternate sides of the street depending on the day of the week. If you're caught on the wrong side when the snow plows come through they just tow your car.

    The moral of the story is that if you live in Boston, or SF for that matter, take public transportation whenever you can. Driving and parking in either of those cities is a pain in the ass and is to be avoided at all costs.

    One of the reasons I left Boston was the traffic and parking. I got sick of it.

    Naturally, this app is going to get banned. You don't own the land you are parking your car on. The owner of the parking lot sets the price, not the person renting the spot.

    1. Re:Reminds me of Boston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naturally, this app is going to get banned. You don't own the land you are parking your car on. The owner of the parking lot sets the price, not the person renting the spot.

      You're not renting the spot, you're letting someone pay you to leave a spot earlier than you might have otherwise.

    2. Re:Reminds me of Boston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a cop can just open up the app on his own phone and see who is doing this. Instant ticket for 'reselling of public venue' or whatever they make up.

      You dont screw the gov out of money. That is their job to do to you...

    3. Re:Reminds me of Boston by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I lived in Boston for a while and the parking is just as bad there as it is in SF. For those of you that have not visited the fine city of Boston, allow me to enlighten you. Boston is an historical city and, as such, has numerous historical buildings. Buildings that cannot be knocked down in order to widen roads. The road that Paul Revere travelled on is just as wide now as it was then.

      Though it's not applicable everywhere, I've always loved the compromise they came up with for Old Salem. When the area began to be preserved in the late 40's/early 50's, there were more modern buildings and empty lots interspersed among the historic ones. They just knocked down the more modern buildings, cleaned up the empty lots, paved them and fenced them in with quite attractive wooden fencing - thus the residents get off street parking and the district is preserved reasonably close to it's historic condition. Everyone wins.

      And now I'm making myself hungry... I haven't had sugar cake from Winkler's in years.

    4. Re:Reminds me of Boston by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Off street parking - now there's a quaint notion. I remember hearing real estate agents gush about off street parking as if it were some huge benefit. Turns out that it was a huge benefit. Where I live now, everyone has off street parking. And on street parking. Heck, you just park wherever the heck you want to. No lines, no waiting.

      There are a few things I miss about Boston (not many but a few) but parking is definitely not one of them.

    5. Re:Reminds me of Boston by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      I don't own the land I took to work. Does that mean working will be banned also?

      Some people do pay to literally own parking spots (that cost as much as a mortgage in some places). If these people rented out their parking spots I'm sure the meme would be that they are exploitative capitalists, but I see it as providing a service such that the people who *really* want the spot get it.

  42. Do what now? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Just use the app, find the spot, then park behind them

    I think here we have the very definition of "unclear on the concept".

    If there ever WAS parking behind them, they wouldn't be able to sell the spot now would they?

    That spot behind them was claimed last week...

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  43. Tech hipster dweebs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why the people of San Francisco are tearing open your Google buses and shitting down your throats.

    1. Re:Tech hipster dweebs. by PPH · · Score: 1

      Completely different set of people. The people riding tech busses aren't driving. If they were, they could easily get out of the most congested parts of SF and transfer to a bus. Or just drive to work.

      The people who are "shitting down peoples throats" do this whenever they see someone with property or a job that they don't have, want, and are not willing to work for. Old news.

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  44. Re:Sounds like the perfect solution for the homele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All the homeless would need if this passes is a beat up old clunker that barely moves.

    If you had ever been homeless you would be less quick to write the idiotic crap
    you wrote above.

    Life has a funny way of humbling people like you. If I were you I'd be very worried for my own
    future, after making such remarks as you wrote above. When you end up homeless, be sure
    to remember how you made such a tasteless remark about homeless people on Slashdot.

  45. Have you ever been to Europe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    What I loved aout Europe was there wasn't a need for a car - unlike here in the most of the States. Not having to worry about parking or getting booted or towed or feeding the meter or .....

    People bitch about European taxes. Well, take you car payment, insurance, maintenance, gas, registration, emissions testing and eliminate them.

    You now have how much left per month? $400 - $500 - more?

    And let's mention the reduction of stress from having to deal with all the chores associated with that car. I have to make time to go and get my car checked for emissions - and it'll pass - but I have to do it for the "privalege" of driving - even though it IS a nessessity here in the States.

    Back to taxes...

    Add in a single payer medical system - not this Obamacare crap - and those high European taxes do not seem so bad.

    They are not perfect, but they have solved some social problems a bit better than we have.

    1. Re:Have you ever been to Europe? by David_Hart · · Score: 2

      What I loved aout Europe was there wasn't a need for a car - unlike here in the most of the States. Not having to worry about parking or getting booted or towed or feeding the meter or .....

      People bitch about European taxes. Well, take you car payment, insurance, maintenance, gas, registration, emissions testing and eliminate them.

      You now have how much left per month? $400 - $500 - more?

      And let's mention the reduction of stress from having to deal with all the chores associated with that car. I have to make time to go and get my car checked for emissions - and it'll pass - but I have to do it for the "privalege" of driving - even though it IS a nessessity here in the States.

      Back to taxes...

      Add in a single payer medical system - not this Obamacare crap - and those high European taxes do not seem so bad.

      They are not perfect, but they have solved some social problems a bit better than we have.

      You do realize that the vast majority of Europe is MUCH more densely populated than the US, and most US cities, which makes it more economical to create a public transportation system that can get you just about anywhere efficiently. The closest analogy in the US would be NYC or LA.

      Europe population density: http://kids.britannica.com/com...

      US Population Density: http://image.lang-8.com/w0_h0/...

      San Francisco Population Density: http://geography.wr.usgs.gov/s...

    2. Re:Have you ever been to Europe? by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Yet in Europe many people choose to commute by car so they can live in a house, and temporary workers may be forced to own one.

    3. Re:Have you ever been to Europe? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      You're not supposed to point out that fact on this site. It really irritates some people.

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    4. Re:Have you ever been to Europe? by dkf · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the vast majority of Europe is MUCH more densely populated than the US

      So don't run lots of public transit into the backwoods. High speed train stops every 20 miles through Montana don't make sense, but then Europe's got plenty of empty too; most of northern Scandinavia is about as relevant to public transit as most of northern Canada. It's very empty up there.

      More relevantly, nobody's suggesting that you need to offer the same level of services to someone far out in the farming areas as you do round a significant city. (They might want those services, but they're not going to get them.) That doesn't mean that everywhere has to have poor services; lots of the US is plenty dense enough. Saying "oh, but we don't have the population density" all the time just lets a bunch of useless government types and scummy private monopolists off the hook for no good reason.

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    5. Re:Have you ever been to Europe? by onepoint · · Score: 1

      Well using population density is really weird, but hmmm let just compare a bit
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      NJ, the whole state is crazy dense ( I lived in NJ and I can attest to it's density ) 1200 pe square mile
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      Germany has only 585 per sq. mile.
      while these numbers seem nice to make a statement, reality these numbers need to be adjusted to reflect
      distance to viable work and the density in that distance.
      so for example : 42nd st. ( NYC), Harrods in London, Eiffel tower in Paris, these are the center of viable work,
      then figure out densities from these locations base on commute times. I know from my own research in real estate rentals
      that the commute time from the bus stop in NJ to Port Authority or to Hoboken ( path station ) increase in value per
      square foot for ever 5 minutes saved. I would get about 1400 per month in Fort Lee and 1800 per month in North Bergen with all other factors being similar.

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  46. Re: I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of that would come down to higher rents, basically.

  47. Re: I don't understand big cities - off topic by Shados · · Score: 2

    The only thing that really rises up cost of living in cities is supply vs demand. People who live in cities want to live close by stuff, almost by definition, and they pay a premium for it. That raises up land price, which trickles all the way down to things like groceries (can you imagine the cost of the land to build a large grocery store in SF/Boston/NYC? yeah...).

    That explains almost all of the cost difference. Not all of it, but almost.

  48. Re:Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Nobody drives in New York. The traffic's too bad." - Fry

  49. High Frequency Trading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is exactly how high frequency trading works. They know you want to park near your work at 8am. So they take an empty spot at 7:59 and then sell the spot to you.

  50. Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me when as a kid I stood in line for the "systembolaget" and sold it to the norwegians

  51. You sure? by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    I think parking spot isn't what you think it is. After all it is SF we're talking about here.

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  52. A short-lived scheme. by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the city and private owners will have no trouble with you auctioning off property that isn't yours. The state and IRS will also not have any problem with you collecting this extra income under the table.

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    1. Re:A short-lived scheme. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the city and private owners will have no trouble with you auctioning off property that isn't yours.

      You're not auctioning off property. The winner of the auction does not get a deed for the parking spot.

      The state and IRS will also not have any problem with you collecting this extra income under the table.

      If you sell a used book or video game to a friend, do you report that to the IRS?

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    2. Re:A short-lived scheme. by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Semantics. You're auctioning off the use of property that isn't yours. Nobody is using my driveway right now. Does that mean some park monkey can auction off it's use while I'm gone?

      No, if I sold a used book to a friend I would not report that, but if I start selling lots of books and video games to the highest bidder? Yes, I think the IRS would say I need to report that.

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    3. Re:A short-lived scheme. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Nobody is using my driveway right now. Does that mean some park monkey can auction off it's use while I'm gone?

      No they can't, it's private property.

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    4. Re:A short-lived scheme. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you sell a used book or video game to a friend, do you report that to the IRS?

      If I do so for a profit, then I am require by law to do so. But if I buy a game/book for $100 and sell it for $90, I took an (undeclared) $10 loss, not a $90 income. So I don't have to report it. In most cases, garage sales and such are sales of items for a loss, so they needn't be reported. But if you are running a "used item" store, and buying games for $5 and selling thme for $10, then yes, I would report that $5 income to the IRS. To do otherwise is prison-time offense.

  53. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    You can say the same thing about any large city.
    SF is a case of they really need to move out. It like NYC is a geographically constrained city. Cities like Chicago, Miami-Fort Lauderdale, Dallas-Fort Worth, Atlanta, Houston, and even LA offer lower cost housing and less traffic than SF or NYC.
    Here is a list of the best downtowns from Liveablity. NYC and SF are no on the list.
    http://livability.com/top-10/t...

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  54. "busses"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "..we like spelling, grammar, busses..."

    Apparently, you don't like spelling very much.

    1. Re: "busses"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not incorrect so much as outdated. http://grammarist.com/spelling/buses-busses/

    2. Re: "busses"? by c4320n · · Score: 1

      I've been spelling it "busses" my whole life. Very peculiar: I don't recall ever having noticed "buses" before, but noticing it now, it feels so wrong!

  55. This is getting outnif hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And a lot of low - moderate income people have to suffer. SF is a beautiful city, but I wouldn't live there until the money/greed situation subside to more sane and manageable levels.

  56. "Texting while driving?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it illegal to use your phone while driving in CA?

  57. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bwa ha ha ha haaaaa
    and so, tell me: HOW MANY new yukkers actually GO TO these orchestras, etc ? ? ? (and how many are tourists ?)
    a piss-soaked asphalt hell-scape of unceasing noise, pushy assholes, and desolate canyons of high rises filled with rich pukes (or their droids) who don't give a shit about you except that you get them their bonbons double-time...
    yeah, sign me up for that...
    plus BARELY a hint of green/nature unless you go into some shit park...
    besides, 'city that never sleeps' ? bullshit, when i visited there, i had a better chance of going bowling/whatever, and getting a decent burger within minutes at 2 in the morning in my little cowtown, than in that concrete jungle...
    big cities are a CANCER upon the face of the planet: they DEPEND upon the resources of everyone else to provide them with EVERYTHING they can not...
    i 'depend' upon big cities for...
    nothing

  58. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by NemoinSpace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Culture is the guy who PLAYS the violin. People that scurry around in ovecrowded cities arguing over parking spots and the regulations thereof is... something else.

  59. Re:Vigilante by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    Since they aren't incredibly wasteful for a false sense of "freedom" that only enables stress and accidental deaths?

  60. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please explain to me why you'd want to live in such a massive city?

    Because I like living near people...and I want to live near people with a similar mindset. The percentage of small-minded, insular xenophobes gets too high for my tastes when population density drops.

  61. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What if I want to go mountain biking? What if I want to go hiking? What if I want to plant a large garden? What if I want to launch high power model rockets? What if I want to ride my motorcycle without traffic? What if I want to rebuild an old car?
    It all depends on what you want to do. Opera? Not really my thing? They symphony? Yes but I can do that with a 30 minute drive and minimal traffic where I am at. Theater? The same.
    Of course I am not in a town of 2000 people but a town of 200,000 just 25 minutes from Palm Beach which is one of the richest cities in the nation so we get a lot of high end stuff. Did I mention that the crime rate is also very low and the air and water quality is very high?
    The ideal location depends on the person. Take a look at the job openings in Melbourne Florida, the Palm Beach area, and Fort Lauderdale. The company that I work for even has it's own fab.

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  62. Re: I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Cities ate not more efficient than suburbs by every measure; if they were, it would be cheaper, not more expensive, to live in cities.

    City prices are demand-driven, not supply-driven. Cities cost more because more people want to live in cities.

  63. Re:Vigilante by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    This is San Francisco , guns are frowned upon.
    What you should have said is "Hopefully a vigilante steps forward and shows up only to organize a protest #hateparkingcapitalistscum #payyourfairshare"

  64. It would only be a matter of time before... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

    If the App proves popular, I'm sure the citizens would ask for the city to put a stop to this practice. The city will respond by making a new penalty for squatting on public spaces for profit and eventually the city's traffic department will start using the App to track down parking places up for auction and issuing parking fines.

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  65. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    You can say the same thing about any large city.

    Not really. Not all large American cities have even one orchestra or opera, let alone the multiple orchestras in NYC (including multiple new-music ensembles). The same goes for theatre. Some people just want that much choice.

  66. Re:Vigilante by shadowrat · · Score: 1

    even here in the USA, Washington, DC, NY,NY, and San Francisco all have reasonably good public transportation systems.

  67. Sombody, give that guy a dictionary! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Are you confused? Paying somebody for a ticket to see the athletes in a way that isn't allowed is "scalping".

  68. Re:Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Public transportation is Communism, pure and simple. Oh, it all starts innocently enough -- one day, you're just riding the bus to work. But before you know it, the zombified corpse of Josef Stalin is running amok across the country, nationalizing our industries and forcing our children to learn about evolution and heliocentrism.

    No thanks. I'll stick with my armored three-ton Humvee for my ten-mile commute to work.

  69. Different cities, different strokes by praxis · · Score: 1

    I live in a city where we pay for parking at a meter and get a receipt with the expiration time. Often times, if one is completed with their business and there's a good chunk of time left on the receipt, they will affix it to the meter so that the next person doesn't have to pay. I much prefer my city to San Francisco when it comes to parking etiquette.

    1. Re:Different cities, different strokes by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Many of which gt removed, or are useless becasue they don't provide enough time.
      At least, that's what happen in Portland.
      Also, littering.

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    2. Re:Different cities, different strokes by praxis · · Score: 1

      Yes, sometimes it doesn't work out. I would still rather live someplace where my fellow parkers offer up their remaining time than someplace where my fellow parkers pit me against others bidding for their space. I'm okay with taking someone else's now expired receipt and tossing it in the rubbish for them after they offered it to the world to use.

  70. Selling Information by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You aren't selling the space. You are selling information that the spot will be available at a certain time.

    Would is also be illegal to sell a map showing what times streets generally have full parking? There's no difference.

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    1. Re:Selling Information by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Wrong, because when your parking space is vacated is under your direct control. So this app creates a new monetary incentive to waste parking space, which is why (if it were ever to take off, which I highly doubt) it should not be allowed.

    2. Re:Selling Information by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      You would be selling access to the space, which is not yours to sell. You can't loiter (which is a law in most cities on its own) specifically to deny access to a public resource to the public.

    3. Re:Selling Information by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Prove they're loitering.

      Now consider if this is a good use of police resources, in a city that can't scrape up the bum shit fast enough.

      This is not a problem, this is a fix for a problem. The city _should_ do this directly (use the funds to send bums to Las Vegas on the bus). Parking rates are clearly too low.

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    4. Re:Selling Information by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      What the city should do is populate a map of available spaces.

    5. Re:Selling Information by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Won't help, might hurt.

      The professional space campers will only use the map to find the spaces, then charge.

      The city should populate a map of available spaces, then do an automated dutch auction. Highest bid gets the next available space. Tow away for jumpers. If you bid too low, you never get a space.

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    6. Re:Selling Information by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      The city has infrastructure potential. They can publish the open spots and the spots can have actual meters. The meters could even update prices hourly or quarter hourly with demand.

    7. Re:Selling Information by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      So you find the hour you 'paid for', only paid for ten minutes when a rich guy shows up. You get towed and have to pay impound fees.

      Has potential, don't suggest it to the politicians, the bastards will run with it.

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    8. Re:Selling Information by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Um, no. You wouldn't change the price retroactively. Once it's available you'd change the price for the next person to take it. Changing the price on the available spots doesn't change the price on the taken spots.

    9. Re:Selling Information by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      You aren't selling the space. You are selling information that the spot will be available at a certain time.

      But it won't be, or at least it's not guaranteed to be. What if someone shows up right before the person with the winning bid does? The 'winner' isn't entitled to the space, because the original parker didn't own the spot to begin with.

    10. Re:Selling Information by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Now consider if this is a good use of police resources, in a city that can't scrape up the bum shit fast enough.

      Given that faster turnover of parking spaces usually means more parking fees to city coffers, this may be one of the few issues that the police do care about.

    11. Re:Selling Information by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      How?

      I mean, what are the technical details of this? How would you scan and monitor and report on every parking space? That sounds like it would require a massive capital expenditure. They would rightly see it as a waste of money.

    12. Re:Selling Information by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      What if someone shows up right before the person with the winning bid does?

      Then you lose of course, although if I'd written the app it would have a proximity alarm so that both parker and seller would know when the thad found each other.

      Of course there's no guarantee...

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    13. Re:Selling Information by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      It should be fairly basic for the meter to tell if there is a two ton lump of metal in a space. Meters are already widely networked.

  71. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are forgetting another benefit--more small and medium sized companies to work for. Not everyone is interested in working for $MEGACORP. Typically small and medium sized businesses are founded wherever there is a need and where the founder lives. That usually means suburbia, although sometimes $MEGACITY.

    Some would call it career limiting, I call it a very minor tradeoff for what I really want: Space.

  72. App for Women's restroom by ekeko · · Score: 1

    This got me thinking of different queuing situations in the RL, for example the long line of women that queue up outside the women's restroom. How does this parking app compare with one where a woman gets into a stall, stays there while she posts her spot in it, waits for the auctions to roll in and gives up her space to the winner? I think the similarities are striking.

    1. Re:App for Women's restroom by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      No, your situation has a common queue, which no one will let you jump without a fight. The parking situation does not.

    2. Re:App for Women's restroom by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      "Striking" might be the word.

    3. Re:App for Women's restroom by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So the fix is to create a common queue for parking. Right?

  73. Ah yes, the population density argument. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now, you are alluding to our housing policies - this drive to the suburbs.

    it's funny; we have to take out loans for houses. Take out loans for cars. And take out loans for education.

    I tell you, we are a fucked up society that is geared towards enslaving people with debt.

    Move closer to work?

    Hah! It's too expensive! And when work is in the suburbs, housing prices skyrocket.

    Cheaper car? Hah! Find a reliable one you can get with cash!

    Education? The days of working you way through school are over - I don't care where you go.

    No sir, look at the big picture here. You can see it.

    And no, I am not saying there is some sort of "conspiracy. All I'm saying is that our cultural "myth" has us chasing an unsustainable living standard.

    That's what drove the colapse of '08 - people using inflated house equity to keep their living standards.

    And living standards are yet another topic ....

    This thread can unravel for a VERY long time....

  74. If this catches on... :( by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If this catches on, expect it to 1) be declared illegal and 2) parking meters or similar devices to be placed in each spot that prominently mark it as a "no parking zone" for some short, random, un-announced time after the spot is vacated.

    In other words, when you leave, a red "no parking here for the next few minutes" light flashes. The light will go off at some random time between 2 and 10 minutes later and there will be no indication of when it will go off.

    If you are caught parking there or sitting there waiting for the light to change, you will be ticketed.

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    1. Re:If this catches on... :( by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Perfect. For an area where parking is at a premium, reduce availability by 3-16%

    2. Re:If this catches on... :( by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      2 to 10 minutes in a 4 hour spot is 3-16%? Perhaps the number would be 2 minutes for spots of 60 minutes or less, and up to 10 minutes for 4-8+ hour spots.

  75. Re:Vigilante by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    You know what, I don't feel the compelling need to argue against people who say "it's communism", because that's not any sort of invalidation of something.

  76. Not loitering by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You can loiter, your car cannot.

    Your car is legally parked. There is no issue.

    You are wandering around, not loitering. There is no issue.

    Selling your spot means that you are telling someone that at a chosen time you will be at your spot leaving in your car. In fact the exact opposite of loitering.

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  77. Re:Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just got back from my first visit to San Fran.

    Public Transit there is in pretty good shape. Spent 11 days there and didn't once feel like I NEEDED a car. Of course, I wasn't trying to commute in from outer suburbia to work every day - that might be a different animal than touristing around everywhere by bike, bus, cable car and tram.

    Much better than in my Canadian city and it's almost balanced budget and free health care and subsidized this and that.

  78. Big city cluelessness by sjbe · · Score: 1

    People from big cities like NYC really need to understand that they do not live in the center of the universe and that not everything about living there is wonderful or desirable. I had the option to move to NYC a few years back and I'm glad I didn't. Nothing wrong with living there if it suits you but it's expensive, crowded, claustrophobic, dirty, and uncomfortable (for me). Urban living has its charms but so does rural living. For me the city is a nice place to visit but I have no interest in living there.

    The suburbs also have to truck everything in and out: it's not like local farmland and local factories provide even a tiny percentage of the goods and foodstuffs used there.

    And you think a lot of food is grown in big cities? And you are wrong about what you can get from local farmland. I could fairly easily source all of my food from within a one hundred mile radius if I was so inclined. Year around and for generally modest cost. Hell I have several very good restaurants I frequent within a modest drive who ONLY source locally and several more that source >80% locally.

    It's a myth that non-urban areas somehow are less reliant on the "outside" than urban areas.

    It's only a myth if you think of it in terms of total self-sufficiency. I can definitely source more of my food locally and for manufactured goods it's basically a push. No, rural areas aren't self sufficient islands but they generally are more self sufficient overall than urban areas.

    All of that aside, cities are where basically all jobs are. There's nothing to do in exchange for money in small towns and rural places for most of us. There's no career path at all.

    Not even remotely true. About a quarter of the population of the US lives outside cities. Guess what? They have jobs outside of cities too. Sure there are some jobs that are only available in cities. There also are some jobs that are only available in rural areas. Just depends on what you are trying to do. If you are an IT geek then yeah, you'll probably end up near a city somewhere. For what I do (engineering and accounting) I can be almost anywhere.

    Why would anyone start a company that requires skilled workers in a place with a small talent pool?

    Depends on what you are doing. There is a lot to be said for being a big fish in a small pond. Skilled workers are not so hard to find in rural areas even if the density of them might be lower. If you are doing manufacturing there actually is a large skilled talent pool in rural areas. Folks who work on farms generally are very mechanically inclined and well trained on the sort of skilled labor tasks you need to run a factory. Welding, machine operation/repair, etc. Also the labor tends to be less expensive and there is a non-trivial population of people who actually are attracted to non-urban areas.

    Hell, there's also just NOTHING TO DO.

    Only if you are a hermit that never goes outside your house. I live in a rural area. Within a 10 mile radius of my house I can: run, road bike, mountain bike, fish, hike, sail, boat, downhill ski, cross country ski, water ski, kayak, canoe, skate, sled, golf, shoot, rollerblade, horseback ride, garden, shop, dine, camp, and almost any other outdoor activity you can think of. I have high speed internet, movie theaters, decent shopping, good resturants, micro-breweries (plural), and I'm not far from a cool college town with sports, museums, theater and the other stuff you might expect. If you are bored in the rural area where I live it is your own damn fault.

    Furthermore if I need access to a city and the things contained therein I can drive a relatively modest distance and have access to literally everything a city has to offer without having the burden of having to actually live with the noise, stench, pollution, crime, and claustrophobia. I'm not going to go to the museum or the s

  79. My eyes. It burns! by azav · · Score: 1

    My god, that interface is so painful, there's no way in hell I'd use it.

    This iOS 7 "oversaturated colors on glaring white" GUI approach needs to die in a fire.

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  80. Great opportunity to MAKE MONEY FAST by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    1. Find a spot about to expire

    2. Offer it for sale

    3. Profit

    Seriously, how do you ensure there really is a space and payment? Or that someone who doesn't like the service gets a bunch of people to offer 'spaces?'

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    1. Re:Great opportunity to MAKE MONEY FAST by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Seriously, how do you ensure there really is a space and payment? Or that someone who doesn't like the service gets a bunch of people to offer 'spaces?'

      In-app ratings and reviews for the sellers.

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    2. Re:Great opportunity to MAKE MONEY FAST by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, how do you ensure there really is a space and payment? Or that someone who doesn't like the service gets a bunch of people to offer 'spaces?'

      In-app ratings and reviews for the sellers.

      Possibly, but that assumes the con and fast buck artists will: a) care about ratings because b) they can always create a new account or c) create false ratings. In addition, I doubt any one seller would produce enough real ratings to confer legitimacy.

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    3. Re:Great opportunity to MAKE MONEY FAST by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Tying an account to a particular mobile device will limit how many new accounts a scammer can create. Creating false rating is also easily avoidable. e.g., the only person who can rate a particular seller is the person who won the auction. There are plenty of technological ways to make it difficult and time consuming for a scammer to use this. In short, it wouldn't be worth it. Panhandling would have a better return.

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  81. I love the "you can't be sick" part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a challenge... preferably involving something contagious, with lasting consequences.
    Like mumps or measles.

    Then everyone and their family, friends, relatives, neighbors etc. can sue the company for damages.
    How much does disfiguring scars or sterility go for these days?

  82. Re: Vigilante by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    You Europeans don't like open-borders immigration though, but the liberals here in the US keep telling us we should open our borders and provide free government services to anyone who wants them, and that we shouldn't discriminate based on education or skills like you Europeans do.

  83. Re:Vigilante by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Those are pretty much the only places with "reasonably-good public transportation systems", and they only service a very small fraction of the country's population. Moreover, those systems actually really suck outside of the city centers and certain routes. For instance, NYC's subways system is pretty good--in Manhattan. There's a bunch of other boroughs in that city where it sucks. Staten Island has no subways at all, only some buses, and they suck. The Bronx has very poor public transit too, and so does Queens. Things aren't too hot on the New Jersey side either; there are some NJ Transit train routes that'll get you into Manhattan in a reasonable time, but if you don't live near one of those train stations, it's not that useful. There's also buses, but they're horribly slow, and frequently get stuck for (literally) hours at the Lincoln Tunnel.

  84. False Data Attack? by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

    This kind of app is doomed to fail... too many non-honest users required for this to work... could we declare it's over by corrupt data? When this is declared corrupt, corrupt input is deserved.

  85. Re:Vigilante by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Whoosh!!!

    Your username really says it all.

  86. Big cities are not so wonderful by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Massive cities are, by all measures, more efficient than suburban life or rural life.

    "All measures"? Not even remotely true. Many or some measures I would agree with but not "all". Cities do have certain efficiencies but they aren't all positive. Cities concentrate some desirable things but also concentrate undesirable things too. Cities have more crime, more pollution, worse traffic, and of course more people. Cities are demonstrably less efficient in certain ways, particularly things related to plants animals and the benefits they provide like the oxygen you enjoy. Efficiency also depends on your lifestyle and what you are trying to get efficiency out of.

    Trucking in and out food is orders of magnitude greener than producers sending out 1000 smaller trucks much farther

    Where do you think the food comes from? I can and do get a huge portion of my food from local farms out here in the country where it is grown and I don't even have to drive anywhere special to get it. I have farmer's markets right on my daily commute and several farms as well. Hell, I have people who farm near me who supply your food and grow their own besides. Explain to me how your city is getting its food more efficiently than they are.

    Wiring power to a 30 floor apartment building is much more efficient than stringing copper to an equal number of suburban homes.

    At the cost of having to live in a 30 floor apartment building. I live in a 3000 square foot post and beam house with a huge amount of property and nearby parks (real parks). A shitty house anywhere close to NYC would cost twice as much and something comparable would cost 5-10X as much. An apartment might be thermodynamically efficient by some measures but are you really going to decide where you want to live based on that? If you want to get in a pissing match I can power my home with solar panels and/or wind if I want to and be net zero energy. Enjoy your boiler and cramped living space. [/teasing]

    If you like city living that is cool but don't look down your nose at those who prefer a more rustic lifestyle.

  87. Re: Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that's it, ALL citizens of Europe are agreed on this topic, it's only in the US where people are divided about it.

    moron.

  88. Asshole Inventors by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Making the world a worse place, one awful new thing at a time.

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  89. Re: I don't understand big cities - off topic by Copid · · Score: 1

    Cities ate not more efficient than suburbs by every measure; if they were, it would be cheaper, not more expensive, to live in cities.

    People pay more for things that are more efficient. A refrigerator that consumes less electricity will, all else held equal, command a higher price because it saves the consumer money. A home that has everything you need conveniently nearby also commands a higher price because it's more efficient to live there than to live, say, on the moon and having to do all of your shopping by rocket ship.

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  90. Re: Vigilante by geekoid · · Score: 1

    No one says that. Find better sources.

    What we should do is stop pursuing people who are already here and focus on the border.
    The cost of removing people who are here illegally is huge, mind numbing large. It's a waste.

    Then there is the issue of people dragged here as children. Deporting them is uncivilized and, frankly, just mean.

    We should also have easy to get short term visas for people who work fields, since there aren't enough Americans willing to do it.

    "and that we shouldn't discriminate based on education or skills like you Europeans do."
    what does that even mean?

    Again: Find better news sources.

    I could go on about prereagan immigration for farm workers. If we could go back to that, it would be awesome. just don't think it's possible now.

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  91. Re:Sounds like the perfect solution for the homele by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

    Would not even need to 'park' there! Just plop your shopping cart / cardboard box home in the middle of the spot and refuse to move until someone gives you a $20. Sounds perfect! What could possibly go wrong?

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  92. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oooh, Slam poetry and obscure German board games!
    I cannot contain my excitement.
    Life's what you make of it. there's tons of things to do in small towns. It just isn't as organized.

  93. Re: Vigilante by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    "and that we shouldn't discriminate based on education or skills like you Europeans do."
    what does that even mean?

    Go look at the immigration laws for Canada or any western European country. They don't want you there unless you have something to contribute, and aren't going to take a job away from someone there. In short, highly-skilled tech workers have a fairly easy time getting in, and uneducated farm hands and landscapers don't. They also generally require you to learn to speak the national language (or one of them in multilingual countries like Canada or Switzerland) in short order.

    The cost of removing people who are here illegally is huge, mind numbing large. It's a waste.

    That's bullshit. All you have to do is make it very difficult for them to live here by denying them employment and they'll leave on their own.

    Over in Denmark, if you're caught as an illegal immigrant, they actually make you pay for your own deportation. Why don't we do that?

    Then there is the issue of people dragged here as children. Deporting them is uncivilized and, frankly, just mean.

    Why is that? They're still illegal immigrants. Do you think European countries give them any special privileges? Do you know how many European countries have birthright citizenship? Zero. So getting there illegally and dropping a baby isn't going to help you over there either.

    Again: Find better news sources.

    It sounds like you need to find some better news sources. You might want to start with the actual governmental websites of various nations.

  94. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the heating part, lots of old buildings have ancient inefficient boilers that pollute. the upper east side has some of the worst air quality. newer burb homes will have newer and efficient boilers

    This may be a knock on the current state of NYC, but this is not a trait of all large cities. Those large buildings can be retrofitted and suburbs will eventually age.

  95. Re:Vigilante by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    San Franscisco is the 2nd most walkable city in America (after NYC). Only idiots drive here.

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  96. Say what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whats this got to do with Science Fiction ?

  97. Re: Vigilante by linear+a · · Score: 1

    Aw Hell, thread is off on a tangent here. Nazi. Hitler. Stalin.

  98. brogrammer by nathanbeach · · Score: 1

    Obviously they mean he's a brogrammer...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

  99. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed that it depends on the person. Just like it takes you 30 minutes or so to get to the symphony or theater from your (presumably) suburban home, it will take a NYCer 30 minutes or so to get outside of the city to a place where you can go hiking, biking, camping, picking apples, etc. If it's important for you to do those things very often, then maybe you move to that area. If it's more important to live within easy walking/cycling distance to dozens of bars, clubs, fine dining, live music, events - then move to the city. I would also point out that the crime rate in NYC is at historic lows.

    Disclaimer: I lived in NYC for 10 years and moved out to the rural mountains because I fall into the first group. I do miss being able to just decide to go out and do something loud and fun and party at 1AM on a Tuesday (closest thing to a "city" is about a 3 hour drive), but that's a small price to pay.

  100. Re:Vigilante by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    "really civilized"

    I think you mean really population dense.

  101. Re: Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You Europeans don't like open-borders immigration though"

    The last time the US had an open-border was in 1874 prior to the page act. And you might want to look up what they did in 1965 and the situation before.

    Europe is actually the new immigration continent. We accept more refugees per year than the US. Official data of 2012 : 1 million immigrants into the US, 1.7 million into Europe.

    And we don't discriminate. Not on a large scale. (individual assholes excluded)
    Acceptance of valid refugees isn't based on skills or education.

    But thanks for speaking out of your butt. Thanks for proving what idiots republitards are.

  102. Extortion V2.0 by Animats · · Score: 2

    SF used to have homeless people selling parking spaces. You'd see guys standing in empty parking spaces, waving you in, and expecting to be paid. That's been stopped; it's extortion.

    So is this.

    1. Re:Extortion V2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you described is how 80%+ of street parking in the city of Rio is like. Except that you would pay when you left. If you didn't pay they would hurdled curses you, maybe throw stuff at your car, and you better not park in the area again or you were likely to either return to a heavily vandalized car or no car at all.

  103. Re: Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They don't want you there unless you have something to contribute, and aren't going to take a job away from someone there."

    Wrong. Refugees from war torn countries, etc are not held up to this standard.

    "They also generally require you to learn to speak the national language (or one of them in multilingual countries like Canada or Switzerland) in short order."

    Wrong again. You have the right (!) to learn the language. And it makes it easier to get a job. But there is no general law that it requires it.

    "So getting there illegally and dropping a baby isn't going to help you over there either."

    Wrong. It does.

    signed, a better informed European.

    PS : we have a higher influx of immigrants than the US.

  104. Re:Vigilante by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    "Zombie John Wayne is my copilot"

  105. Re:Vigilante by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    No, I got the joke. Christ, can't I take a topical side-discussion without being trying to argue against you?

  106. Re:Vigilante by Pubstar · · Score: 1

    So no Bus or Train has ever been in an accident that has caused fatalities? That, and there is something nice about taking my car instead of getting shoved up against a person who hasn't showered in a week and the sick lady coughing all over the place.

  107. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    " it will take a NYCer 30 minutes or so to get outside of the city to a place where you can go hiking, biking, camping, picking apples, etc."
    Sure it will. Without a car? on mass transit? I have been to NYC and it takes a lot longer than 30 minutes to go out of the city unless it is the middle of the night or the crack of dawn.
    I could get a house for about the same that I paid for mine only 8 minutes from my office and only 10 minutes from downtown. I bought my home when I was working for a different company. Oh and that location I am talking about is about 5 minutes from a mountain biking trail, HPR launch site, and a Wholefoods.

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  108. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    LA? Chicago? Dallas Fort Worth?
    I think you will find the choice is probably pretty good. Some people do like NYC but a lot of people would hate it. Where I live I can get 90% of what you can get in NYC for 5% of the greif.
    Clean air, clean water, light traffic, low housing costs, free parking and so one.
    Plus no snow. and 9 to 10 months a year of good beach weather.

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  109. Re:Vigilante by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    You post made it look like you didn't get the OP's sarcasm at all.

  110. Re: Vigilante by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    "Refugee" doesn't equal "I'm poor and want to live in a rich country", it means you're coming from a war-torn country and will probably be killed if you don't leave. Random poor people from a 3rd-world country are not "refugees", otherwise why aren't you sending planes to bring all poor people worldwide into your countries as immigrants?

  111. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by dkf · · Score: 1

    Oh and that location I am talking about is about 5 minutes from a mountain biking trail, HPR launch site, and a Wholefoods.

    You're also a long way from lots of other things. That's the trade-off for living in a low-density area. If you want a lot of variety, you need an urban setting (or rather by the time you've got it, you've got enough economic activity that you will have a substantial city there very soon if there isn't one already). You can tell yourself that you don't want the other things offered by a city — it might even be true — but that doesn't change the fact that you're choosing to be without them.

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  112. Re: Vigilante by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over in Denmark, if you're caught as an illegal immigrant, they actually make you pay for your own deportation. Why don't we do that?

    Just a guess, but if they had any fucking money, they wouldn't be risking life and limb to come here and get a fucking job.

  113. Re:Vigilante by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    Without being needlessly antagonistic, that's your reading comprehension failure, not mine.

  114. san francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here's my sentiment

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPb-PN9F2Pc

    fuck every one of those San Francisco bay area fagots.

  115. Re: Vigilante by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    The ones here in the US pay thousands of dollars to coyotes to bring them here.

  116. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " bastions of efficiency ... but ignoring those false hoods" Citation please. not to shoot you down without providing sources, but for the sake of education. I've read many articles saying that "if you love nature, live in a city." if there's scholarly work that proves the opposite, i would like to read it.

  117. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Like what? 10 minutes to the Kravis Center. 20 to the airport. 20 to the beach. Good pizza, Mexican, thai, Vietnamese, Greek, and who knows what else? I have just started to explore the area.
    I am near a city, just not NYC. There a lot of cities that are not the nightmares that are SF and NYC as far as cost of living and crowding. My wife's mother lived just outside Dallas. It was great because you could go to the store or a mall in 10 minutes and be in downtown in less than 30.
    You can tell yourself that you do not want what not living in NYC or SF offers and you might even mean it but you are still choosing to be without them.
    I like visiting NYC but I would not want to live their the trade off is just not worth it. It is just too crowded, too expensive, and too polluted for me.
    Hey Donald Trump can live anywhere but he has a house in Palm Beach as well as NYC. I doubt he goes without much when he is here in Florida.
     

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  118. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is so great! It's like people aren't all the same or something.

    It's funny to see you guys argue over which place is better to live in, while both having the chance to live where they prefer thus making everyone happy.
    It's so pointless yet so entertaining.

  119. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    You're also a long way from lots of other things. That's the trade-off for living in a low-density area.

    Yeah, "long way" is relative if you include the time dimension. I've lived in places from big cities to fairly rural areas. The thing about big cities is that all that "high-density" of activity means it takes a long time to get anywhere. I lived only few miles from the center of cultural activities, etc. in a big city, and it would take me basically an hour to get there by any reasonable method. I could walk 10-15 minutes to the subway station, wait 5 minutes for a train, spend 20-30 minutes on the subway (including changing trains generally), and then walk another 5-15 minutes to the event.

    Or I could just walk there for 4 miles or whatever, and probably it would take about the same amount of time.

    OR -- I could live 20 miles outside the city, and on the occasion when I want to go to a major arts event, I could drive into the city, probably get there in less time than I would have spent on public transport, and park in the garage next to the event site.

    "But!" you say, "Why couldn't you park in the garage and drive from your place in the city?! Or take a cab?" Well, yeah, I could -- except my rent or mortgage in the city is 3 times what it would be 20 miles outside the city. So, I can afford the parking garage easily with all the extra cash I still have in my pocket.

    If you want a lot of variety, you need an urban setting

    Meh. It's somewhat illusory. Yeah, it's easier to walk around your house and have a variety of restaurants or coffee shops or whatever. But unless you're rich enough to live in the center of the downtown, you'll probably still have a significant commute to get to a lot major event venues.

    Regardless, if you live in or near a small city, you generally have as much variety in restaurants and such within a 10-20 minute drive as you would within a 10-20 minute walk in the city. The difference is that the city forces you to walk or take a cab, because there's often no parking anywhere (or you could take a car and spend $20 for parking or 20 minutes driving around to find a spot).

    Basically, distances are much smaller in the city. But the high density means you cover those distances much more slowly. If you factor in the time dimension, "distances" (as in how long it actually takes you to get to things) to a variety of things may be basically the same for a smaller city or suburb of a smaller city.

    You can tell yourself that you don't want the other things offered by a city â" it might even be true â" but that doesn't change the fact that you're choosing to be without them.

    Maybe. It's a trade-off. But having lived in both sorts of places, I can say that except for major events that only a MAJOR city would have, you can get roughly the same accessibility and "density" of variety (factoring in time) in a lot of places... not just major cities. If you're looking for the upper end of culture, dining, shops, etc., obviously you're not going to find that in a lesser town or city... but most people I know who live in big cities can't afford to continuously attend or shop or go to such places on a regular basis anyway. If you live in a small city, you could instead just drive the hour or two to the major city when you want those things... probably with the same frequency that most people in the big cities take advantage of them.

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  121. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like New York too, but everyone's preferences are valid. In a free housing market, every place is as good to live as every other place, when you factor in costs. If you genuinely prefer living in a cheaper place to living in a more expensive place, and would gladly pay more to live there, consider that a win.

  122. F the government by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but if I 'rent' a 15' x 10' (or whatever) space to park my car for a 24 hour span, but I move my car away and some other car sits in that space for the duration - how the hell is the space-owner entitled to demand more $?
    That's as stupid as a sandwich-shop owner insisting that if I gave a chunk of my sandwich to a homeless dude, I should pay him for another sandwich (which, frankly, a restaurant in Luxembourg tried to assert to me was reasonable - I'd paid for a pizza, but because my g/f ate a piece, they wanted to charge me for another pizza).
    Which is equally as stupid as the idea that I can't resell a book, or dvd, or mp3 if I bought it. But I guess the lobbyists have arranged that privilege right? The question is, could they re-sell the congressmen they paid for?

    Technical applications are essentially pulling the 'slack' out of the system, and allowing people to take advantage of things that they PAID FOR, but which in practical terms they couldn't really use and so ended up as profit in the seller's pocket.

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  123. The operations could cause serious problems by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

    Not sure about the legality of the transaction, but the execution of the transaction will be tough.

    Just how are you going to get paid before you give up the spot? The seeker will have to double park (illegal) before paying, unless Monkey does the transaction by credit card transfer. Even still, when you're auctioning a spot, others will want it too, leading to nightmare traffic in the area.

    For those that don't know the city, there are a lot of parking garages and the prices vary from 10-15 dollars an hour, so that'll be the limit. Also note that most houses don't have enough parking for the tenants so street parking is very common. New buildings for certain have good parking garages, but many of the city buildings and houses won't be scraped for years. Also, drilling a parking garage into the side of a hill of a seismically active area has it's own engineering/city construction code challenges.

    The app may work, I don't know if it's illegal, but I don't like it, and it will increase the aggravation factor by an order of 10 on busy days.

    That's my quarter.

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  124. Re:Vigilante by ColdSam · · Score: 1

    That's only because 'i kan reed' used double secret sarcasm in his own post to fool you.

  125. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    LA? Chicago? Dallas Fort Worth?

    Nope. I've lived in Chicago and found the classical music and literary scenes very disappointing compared to NYC.

    Of course, not everyone in NYC is interested in those two things specifically, but the choice of whether to live there often comes down to an interest in some subculture or another better represented in that megalopolis than in other US cities.

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  127. Re:Vigilante by amxcoder · · Score: 1

    Public transportation sucks, and that is my opinion of it, your opinion may differ. Just like our reasons for why we think that may differ.

    I don't like public transportation because as someone else mentioned, you're crammed into small confines with tons of other people, who are sick, smell, rude, and/or thieves or in some places complete thugs and gang-bangers.

    Most of the times I've taken BART to the city, there is little to no parking at the BART stations, so you spend 20-30 mins circling the parking lot to find a park, before you can catch your train. Once you do catch your train, there are no seats available, and it's standing room only with everyone arm-pit to arm-pit packed.

    Once you get to the other side, unless the BART station is right next to where you are going, you still have a long walk, or multiple other public transportation switches to make, like the bus, or the trollies, or the MUNI trams. Once you get off these, you STILL have to walk to your destination, they just get you closer.

    Unless you do it often, figuring out how to take 3 different flavors or transportation, where to switch between them, where they go, and on what schedule is extremely frustrating.

    Lastly, you are on their schedule, your waiting for the bus at the bus stop, your waiting at the tram station for the correct tram to arrive, your waiting at the BART station for the correct train. Tons of waiting in between at each transfer, plus payment methods. If you are a frequent rider, then you might be able to get your passes all in order, but if you do it occasionally, or are from out of town, you are buying tickets and passes at each stop along the way as well which kills time. Add in all the stops they make along the way, and you don't save that much time, so I would count that out as a benefit.

    All for what, to save a couple bucks? I prefer NOT to be THAT cultured when it comes to sitting next to other people I don't know and treated like cattle. Call me uncivilized, but I prefer to drive when I go to the city, but I must admit, that is not often.

  128. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh..this sound just like more of the old "It's not enough that I get what I want in life....YOU must affirm my choices by also wanting the same things...by force if necessary.."

  129. Re: I don't understand big cities - off topic by Ichijo · · Score: 2

    Cities ate not more efficient than suburbs by every measure; if they were, it would be cheaper, not more expensive, to live in cities.

    Unless, of course, the cities massively subsidize the suburbs. Then all bets are off.

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  130. Its illegal. Tech Bro is gonna go Jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Violates the public parking policy. Tech Bro has no right to sell the spots... He is going to Jail soon.. A lawsuit awaits him !!!

  131. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    The nice thing is that we live in a time where I can get high quality digital recording of any classical work and get access to just about any book I want to read anywhere. Yes it is not the same as going to a live event. I feel that way about going to theater which I am lucky because we have the Kravis center nearby.
    But that is the point. NYC and SF is not universally better than any other place.
    I can get things in my location you can not in NYC. I can see Sandhill Cranes and tortoises in my yard. I can have a large garden in both my front and backyard. I have a workshop in my garage to build bookcases and work on my motorcycles. I can see hawks, eagles, and owls while walking my dog.
    But I can also go the theater, get good vietnamese food, get good mexican food, and good pizza. I can shop at Macy's, Bloomingdales, and Costco and buy my food at Publix, Publix Greenwise, and if I really want to WholeFoods. I also don't have to pay for parking or hunt for a parking space. I can also go to the beach in November most years.
    Everyplace has advantages for some people. For a lot of people NYC and especially SF have just too many downsides. I also feel that the concentration of tech venture capital is bad thing for the tech industry. It tends to cause inbreeding which decrease innovation.

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  132. City governments should do the auctioning by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    government's only practical response is to raise the price of parking to the point that turnover is so high that you can usually find a parking spot quickly

    No: city governments should get into the auction game themselves. That would be the ultimate response. There should never be a fixed price. Demand for parking, and thus the value of parking spaces, varies wildly at different times of day. The simple fixed-rate parking meter, yes, is ham-fisted; it does a horrid job of managing the demand, to the detriment of both the city, and of people who really, really need to park. But there's no ham in an auction.

    Some people would prefer to pay less, and park 9 blocks from their destination and walk the rest of the way. Some people wouldn't prefer that. Another great thing about auctioning parking spaces is, everyone gains an opportunity to fulfill their preferences in this matter.

    And here's yet another great thing that could be implemented and bring even more flexibility to the system: auction winners could set an even higher price at which they'd be glad to give up the parking space they won. Similar to the "make me move" price on Zillow.com. (But different, because the Zillow feature is non-binding.)

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  133. That's not even a half-measure by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    They adjust the prices by $.25 every month.

    That's not nearly enough, not nearly often enough.

    The city should be auctioning its spaces itself. It would be quite reasonable for parking spaces to go for $20,000 right in front of the convention hall on the day the billionaire's convention is in town; while those same spaces cost $0.08 at 3 a.m. the next day.

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  134. Re:I don't understand big cities - off topic by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    This post really did not deserve to be downmodded.
    It's not flamebait, and he's not trolling -- city life isn't for everyone. The original poster didn't insult people who prefer cities, he only stated he didn't understand the rationale behind it.

    Unless you absolutely -worship- cities and find anyone who doesn't like the downsides morally repugnant, I'm not sure why you would mod this post down.