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New Cologne Answers the Question: "What Does a Bitcoin Smell Like?"

Posted by samzenpus on from the because-we-can dept.

samzenpus (5) writes "You may not be Satoshi Nakamoto, but thanks to Virginia-based eco-products company Eruditium, you can now smell like him, her, or them. The company claims Bitcologne is "made for peer-to-peer interaction" adding, "It's an aromatic blend of spicy, floral, oak and citrus notes your 'partner' may find it hard to resist initiating a more private transaction.'" A bottle costs about $26 or 0.0608 Bitcoin."

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  1. "made for peer-to-peer interaction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    TIL: All you need to do to get a /. plug is to take a completely ordinary and cheap product, slap on a name of a trending tech related word or brand, and presto!
    Now you are no better then the people who go Hot Topic and find the "Buzzinga!" shirts absolutely hilarious!

  2. Too easy... by dugancent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Desperation.

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  3. So this is the stuff... by fleabay · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that matters?!?

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  4. Thanks Betteridge by complete+loony · · Score: 4, Funny

    "What does bitcoin smell like?"

    No. Just no.

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  5. The question no one was asking by rebelwarlock · · Score: 4, Informative

    Because digital goods don't carry physical properties, you fucking tool.

  6. No, the cate does not "got my tongue". by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Funny

    > "New Cologne Answers the Question: What Does a Bitcoin Smell Like?"

    Well, I sure as hell don't want to know what a Doge Coin smells like.

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