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German Intelligence Agency Planning To Follow Big NSA Brother On Shoestring

An anonymous reader, tongue in cheek, writes"Facebook, Twitter, et al are tools for terrorists planning to do whatever terrorists do, Germany's BND has discovered. Inevitably, real-time monitoring of these sites is necessary and urgently required [original, in German], not least because that Snowden chap has shown we're running behind the U.S. and UK. And Spain. And Italy. In short, it's a national emergency — 300 million euros, presto please — and if we do this smartly, we could even get a sense of what the population outside Germany thinks. And while we're at it, why not throw in automated enemy face recognition too — and biometry and-and a program to deform the faces of our own spies' selfies, so the enemy cannot google them. Time to invest in national security startups."

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  1. Staatssicherheit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    German intelligence wants to know what people are thinking? It sounds like they are doing this for the security of the state, "Staatssicherheit".

    Again.

    1. Re:Staatssicherheit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, Homeland Security... just that name is chilling.

    2. Re:Staatssicherheit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, Homeland Security... just that name is chilling.

      You'd have thought that in 2001-2002 someone would have pointed that out to them. The optics of it are so goddamn Commie you couldn't have used that name in a 1980s/Cold War dystopian sci-fi movie without it being obvious that anyone who uses language like that is a Really Bad Guy.

      And yet they did. Right in front of us. While those of us who got the "joke" were called them on it. And it worked anyways.

  2. Who knew the end of capitalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... would result in technocratic tyranny where robots and automated identification run rampant as the clueless masses entertain themselves to death in a stupor after the hours of stress at work.

    1. Re:Who knew the end of capitalism... by MRe_nl · · Score: 4, Informative

      Terry Gilliam, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Karl Marx, Philip K. Dick, Isaac Asimov, Larry Niven?

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  3. On the uselessness of spies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's urgent to spend more money on collecting more data than we can analyze. The KGB won the spy war hands down, yet USSR lost the cold war hands down. That's how important spies are to national security.

    1. Re:On the uselessness of spies by greenbird · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The KGB won the spy war hands down, yet USSR lost the cold war hands down.

      Hmmm...I'm guessing you mean the KGB won the foreign espionage battle. Apparently they didn't do so good on the domestic espionage front or they would likely still be here. What it seems you don't understand is none of these programs have anything to do with foreign espionage or counter terrorism for that matter. They're all about domestic espionage, that is spying on and controlling dissent within your own population.

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  4. The difference with the USA by vikingpower · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is that Germany is much closer to being a true and functioning democracy. I don't see how this would come through the Bundestag, the German parliament, without being at least watered down, viz. being quietly forced into starvation as soon as a left-leaning government comes into power.

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    1. Re:The difference with the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course the world revolves around the USA.

      For now.

      Ignorance feeds the thought that it's always been this way.

      Stupidity feeds the thought that it's sustainable.

    2. Re:The difference with the USA by Golden_Rider · · Score: 2

      ...is that Germany is much closer to being a true and functioning democracy. I don't see how this would come through the Bundestag, the German parliament, without being at least watered down, viz. being quietly forced into starvation as soon as a left-leaning government comes into power.

      Nope, it will be as usual.

      "Diplomacy" is absolutely necessary (all governments know that the others are spying, too, which is important for secret behind-the-scenes deals, so nobody can just STOP spying just because the masses are against it). The spying will go on, while the politicians - in public - will claim to be against it. So when the next Snowden shows up and publishes proof that spying indeed DOES happen, the politicians can claim to not have known about it, some heads will roll, the politicians will promise that something like this will never happen again, while secretly handing over more money to fund BETTER spying.

    3. Re:The difference with the USA by silanea · · Score: 2

      ...is that Germany is much closer to being a true and functioning democracy. [...] as soon as a left-leaning government comes into power.

      That is, I am afraid, a very naive view. Our social democrats, the SPD, - I assume that is what you meant with left-leaning - have earned themselves the nickname "Verräterpartei" ("traitors' party") amongst those who care about civil rights for the strong discrepancy between their election pledges and their actual voting in parliament. The party's functionaries usually state afterwards that they agreed to rights-infringing laws "mit Bauchschmerzen" ("with bellyache"); that phrase has become a meme over here. A lot of the draconian post-9/11 legislation was rushed through parliament under a social democrat government by then-minister for the interior Otto Schily, which is why the laws are known as the "Otto-Katalog" ("Otto catalogue" obviously, which is a play on German mail-order company Otto).

      The actual left-leaning party, the LINKE or Linkspartei, unfortunately is lingering somewhere between 5 and 10% in elections and is politically isolated from all major parties including the SPD. They along with the German Pirate Party are amongst the very few parties over here that actually care about civil rights, but they still do not reach a critical mass of voters. So we Germans have to look to the Federal Constitutional Court in Karlsruhe for protecting us from an ever-growing "security" complex.

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    4. Re:The difference with the USA by aliquis · · Score: 2

      Democracy Index:
      http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...

      #1 Norway, 9.80/10.00
      #4 Sweden, 9.50/10.00
      #14 Germany, 8.34/10.00
      #19 USA, 8.11/10.00

      8-10 is condisered functioning democracy.

      #119 Russia, 3.92/10.00
      #141 China, 3.14/10.00
      #167 North Korea, 1.08/10.00

  5. If only Erich Mielke could still be with us by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    25 years too late, his wet dream coming true.

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  6. Social protest today - terrorism tomorrow by Flytrap · · Score: 3, Informative

    Facebook, Twitter, et al are tools for terrorists planning to do whatever terrorists do

    Sounds eerily like the same thing that dictators have been saying for years when citizens organise themselves on social networks like Facebook and Twitter.

    Heck, it was just two short years ago that we were hailing the ability for the common folk in Arab countries to organise themselves on social networks like Facebook and Twitter, outside the watchful eye of state agencies, and plot the often violent overthrow of an unpopular government.

    Surely if organising violent protest action on social networks was good for the Arab Spring, it should be good for the European Spring

    So... what has changed... have the roosters come home to roost!?

  7. Pics or it didn't happen. by king+neckbeard · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you are going to make the claim that terrorism happens on facebook and twitter, how about showing posts that this happens, because I have a hard time believing that anyone but the most incompetent terrorists would do so, and we can catch incompetent terrorists without sacrificing civil liberties.

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  8. Not a surprise by sasparillascott · · Score: 2

    Snowden showed that all of the big European governments went along with the U.S. as it rolled out its secret total surveillance of electronic communications. Of course there are the really close co-operators (Britain, Australia and some others), but they all went along with it. Of course Europe had trains blowing up etc. to push them along.

    From what has been shown, not a single big government didn't run with the U.S. down that path to where their govts can know everything about the general population - just like East Germany wanted.

    This was one of the goals of Bin Laden, destroying the freedoms inherent in the west...he succeeded here. The sad thing is not a single government realized having a total surveillance state is incompatible with have a true Democracy (mid to longer term) where privacy and freedom are required. Europe has the best chance of turning over this garbage.

  9. Facebook, Twitter, et al are tools for terrorists by nurb432 · · Score: 2

    So is knowledge, so lets ban books. So are vocal cords and eyes...

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  10. Re:Well... by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 2

    ... the rich and powerful elite behind todays governments and therefore also the secret services will learn hopefully soon enough, that their wealth and power is worth nothing, absolutely nothing if you face a large turnaround in society regarding civil rights and privacy rights. Good luck.

    You seem to be under the impression the same laws apply to the rich elites as apply to the working class.