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German Intelligence Agency Planning To Follow Big NSA Brother On Shoestring

An anonymous reader, tongue in cheek, writes"Facebook, Twitter, et al are tools for terrorists planning to do whatever terrorists do, Germany's BND has discovered. Inevitably, real-time monitoring of these sites is necessary and urgently required [original, in German], not least because that Snowden chap has shown we're running behind the U.S. and UK. And Spain. And Italy. In short, it's a national emergency — 300 million euros, presto please — and if we do this smartly, we could even get a sense of what the population outside Germany thinks. And while we're at it, why not throw in automated enemy face recognition too — and biometry and-and a program to deform the faces of our own spies' selfies, so the enemy cannot google them. Time to invest in national security startups."

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  1. Who knew the end of capitalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... would result in technocratic tyranny where robots and automated identification run rampant as the clueless masses entertain themselves to death in a stupor after the hours of stress at work.

    1. Re:Who knew the end of capitalism... by MRe_nl · · Score: 4, Informative

      Terry Gilliam, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Karl Marx, Philip K. Dick, Isaac Asimov, Larry Niven?

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  2. Re:Staatssicherheit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, Homeland Security... just that name is chilling.

  3. Re:Staatssicherheit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, Homeland Security... just that name is chilling.

    You'd have thought that in 2001-2002 someone would have pointed that out to them. The optics of it are so goddamn Commie you couldn't have used that name in a 1980s/Cold War dystopian sci-fi movie without it being obvious that anyone who uses language like that is a Really Bad Guy.

    And yet they did. Right in front of us. While those of us who got the "joke" were called them on it. And it worked anyways.

  4. The difference with the USA by vikingpower · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is that Germany is much closer to being a true and functioning democracy. I don't see how this would come through the Bundestag, the German parliament, without being at least watered down, viz. being quietly forced into starvation as soon as a left-leaning government comes into power.

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    1. Re:The difference with the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course the world revolves around the USA.

      For now.

      Ignorance feeds the thought that it's always been this way.

      Stupidity feeds the thought that it's sustainable.

  5. Social protest today - terrorism tomorrow by Flytrap · · Score: 3, Informative

    Facebook, Twitter, et al are tools for terrorists planning to do whatever terrorists do

    Sounds eerily like the same thing that dictators have been saying for years when citizens organise themselves on social networks like Facebook and Twitter.

    Heck, it was just two short years ago that we were hailing the ability for the common folk in Arab countries to organise themselves on social networks like Facebook and Twitter, outside the watchful eye of state agencies, and plot the often violent overthrow of an unpopular government.

    Surely if organising violent protest action on social networks was good for the Arab Spring, it should be good for the European Spring

    So... what has changed... have the roosters come home to roost!?

  6. Pics or it didn't happen. by king+neckbeard · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you are going to make the claim that terrorism happens on facebook and twitter, how about showing posts that this happens, because I have a hard time believing that anyone but the most incompetent terrorists would do so, and we can catch incompetent terrorists without sacrificing civil liberties.

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  7. Re:On the uselessness of spies by greenbird · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The KGB won the spy war hands down, yet USSR lost the cold war hands down.

    Hmmm...I'm guessing you mean the KGB won the foreign espionage battle. Apparently they didn't do so good on the domestic espionage front or they would likely still be here. What it seems you don't understand is none of these programs have anything to do with foreign espionage or counter terrorism for that matter. They're all about domestic espionage, that is spying on and controlling dissent within your own population.

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