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Fixing the Humanities Ph.D.

An anonymous reader writes "A new report from the Modern Language Association focuses on the decline of Ph.D. programs in the humanities over the past several years. "These programs have gotten both more difficult and less rewarding: today, it can take almost a decade to get a doctorate, and, at the end of your program, you're unlikely to find a tenure-track job." According to the report, 40% of new Ph.D.s won't be able to find tenure-track jobs, and many of the rest won't manage to receive tenure at all. "Different people will tell you different stories about where all the jobs went. Some critics think that the humanities have gotten too weird—that undergrads, turned off by an overly theoretical approach, don't want to participate anymore, and that teaching opportunities have disappeared as a result. ... Others point to the corporatization of universities, which are increasingly inclined to hire part-time, 'adjunct' professors, rather than full-time, tenure-track ones, to teach undergrads. Adjuncts are cheaper; perhaps more importantly, they are easier to hire." The MLA doesn't want to reduce enrollments, but they think the grad school programs should be quicker to complete and dissertations should be shorter and less complex."

325 comments

  1. Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... Everyone goes to work and says, "What we need is someone who's spent the last 15 years studying Humanities. That will make filing these invoices sooooo much easier."

    1. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed.

      The humanities lacks much in the sense of a practical foundation. Sure, most folks going for the CS PhD are going to stay in academia, but the stuff they work on trickles down to people actually using this stuff for profitable purposes. This spurs interest in keeping this stuff alive.

      It also doesn't help that a lot of acedemic humanities types come across as ultra pretentious, often working on some bafflingely abstract project that no one outside their world gets. I've met people who are the stereotype (there is a big art school in this area), they come across as cartoons. This kind of thing doesn't inspire society to give a shit.

    2. Re:Because... by bunratty · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's no way most CS PhD students could go on to be professors. Most professors advise many PhD students, so the number of CS professors would have to double every few decades if that were the case. Most CS PhD students move on to do research in industry: Microsoft, Google, and so on. I just got my masters degree in CS, and I actually do know where the PhDs go -- overwhelmingly to the west coast to work in industry.

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      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    3. Re:Because... by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's no way most CS PhD students could go on to be professors. Most professors advise many PhD students, so the number of CS professors would have to double every few decades if that were the case. Most CS PhD students move on to do research in industry: Microsoft, Google, and so on. I just got my masters degree in CS, and I actually do know where the PhDs go -- overwhelmingly to the west coast to work in industry.

      I guess it's unfortunate for humanities students that there is not substantial industry that requires their abilities.

    4. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 1 PhD graduates per professor each year at our CE department.
      If all of them went into academia as professors the number of professors would double every year (assuming similar statistics for professors at other institutions.)

    5. Re:Because... by Anrego · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think what you've said kind of mirrors why "the humanities" might be exploding.

      There is no industry for them to branch into. They are all cramming into one funnel, and the proposed solution seems to be to toss more in. If the only viable career path for a CS student was to become a CS prof, we'd be having the same problem.

    6. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In defense of society, the handful of liberal arts types I know seem to go out of their way to alienate themselves from society at large. It's like, the more abstract, pretentious, and completely incomprehensible to the average unenlightened pleb you can make your work, the better.

      Draw me a nice picture I can stick on my wall. That has value! That I will pay for! The guy on deviantart doing MLP commissions for $30 a pop is offering more value to society than the (soon to be waiting tables) art snob and his artistically arranged collection of broken shoe laces representing our desire to belong that have been sealed in a wooden box so you can't actually see them but know that they are there.

    7. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The humanities curriculum is one big academic pyramid scheme.

      Serious Note:
      I did value the humanities courses I had, and enjoyed learning about non technical things on the side like philosophy, ethics, political science. But realistically there is no field for them besides academia. Maybe humanities PHDs should start running for office, we at least know they would have had to have taken some sort of ethics course and would have at least have a documented sense of humanity.

    8. Re:Because... by geniice · · Score: 1

      Thats because the other type of liberal arts students work in advertising.

    9. Re:Because... by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 1

      Thats because the other type of liberal arts students work in advertising.

      I'm not sure which one I like less.

    10. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It also doesn't help that a lot of acedemic humanities types come across as ultra pretentious, often working on some bafflingely abstract project that no one outside their world gets. I've met people who are the stereotype (there is a big art school in this area), they come across as cartoons. This kind of thing doesn't inspire society to give a shit."

      -- said the I.T. guy.....

    11. Re: Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that the criteria for sustaining a science should be profit for corporations nor that someone who isn't an expert in your field appreciates it. But then again, I am from Europe.

      Of course, humanities could be rubbish all the same, just not for those reasons. I'm in a technical field so I wouldn't know.

    12. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm a better clarinet player than I am a software engineer. Yet, I decided to go into software engineering instead of music. Why? There is a greater need for engineers of my caliber than clarinet players of my caliber. I suppose I could be angry at the world for not paying me 6 figures to play clarinet, but it makes more sense to know my place in the world and produce something other people want and are willing to pay for.

      Perhaps the lesson here is that PhDs in Humanities are incapable of understanding their place in the world?

    13. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

      The whole "why won't the world pay me for my art" thing has always had a sour ring of entitlement to me. You are far from the only person with an artistic passion that outweighs whatever they have chosen to do for a living. Lots of people enjoy the arts as a hobby, in some cases as a strong passion.

      Would I love to make a living playing guitar.. hell yes! However, I understand that while it may be my passion, society is under no obligation to give a shit. Finding some that you can do well, that society will pay you for, and hopefully that you also enjoy is part of life. Some people get this and enjoy their passion while funding it with profitable work. Others don't and whine about it while busing tables.

    14. Re:Because... by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      The quote in the summary:

      "These programs have gotten both more difficult and less rewarding: today, it can take almost a decade to get a doctorate, and, at the end of your program, you're unlikely to find a tenure-track job."

      So you're talking about a people getting a degree where the only career option is teaching others so they can seek the same degree? And the MLA thinks the fix is to make that degree easier to get? I suppose it does have the benefit of people wasting less of their life pursuing a degree that is worthless out in the real world, but it looks to me like a PhD in Humanities is the academic equivalent of a Ponzi scheme.

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      Redundancy is good And also good.
    15. Re:Because... by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Similarly, It's amazing that people put so much effort into becoming pro sports players when there is such little market for it. Parents will spend thousands of dollars per year, and countless hours bringing their kids to game and practice, all for that very small chance that they will become one of the top 1000 players in the world, and have a chance at playing pro. If they spent the same amount of time, effort, and money pursuing academic achievements, they kid would most likely end up capable of working in many high paying jobs. Even just a mediocre programmer can make a decent wage. A mediocre hockey player can't really make any money. It's only the pros who get paid.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    16. Re:Because... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 3, Informative

      The US only graduates about 2000 phd's in comp sci every year, and a chunk of those are foreigners who intend to go back to their home countries.

      But yes, Google and MS take a large chunk of comp sci PhD's as do a few other places.

      Where I am (and other places track) where people end up - it's a majority academia - if you count the 1/3 of students who are chinese, and go back to china to become professors in china that skews the average. If you look at people who stay in canada and the US it's about 50/50 academa/industry. Lots of people going to academia don't do so with much fanfare because they do postdoctoral fellowships or they do some teaching while working elsewhere and then slide into teaching full time when the 6 weeks vacation and a pension plan start to become beneficial (I just started as an assistant prof and it's 82k/year with 6 weeks vacation and a pension plan at a university you've never heard of).

    17. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was never given the impression that my parents took me to little-league games for the purpose of that I might someday become a profession athlete. More likely, they just thought having some athletics would be beneficial, both socially and medically.

    18. Re:Because... by Minwee · · Score: 1

      I was never given the impression that my parents took me to little-league games for the purpose of that I might someday become a profession athlete. More likely, they just thought having some athletics would be beneficial, both socially and medically.

      If only there was some sort of parallel with the study of things like history, art and literature here.

    19. Re:Because... by Anrego · · Score: 1

      We arn't talking about the humanities as an elective, or outside interest. This article is specifically about lack of employment for the humanities at the PhD level.

    20. Re: Because... by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      Of course not. The criteria should be "are enough people prepared to pay for you doing it, without them being coerced to?". But then again, I am from another planet.

      --
      How inappropriate to call this planet Earth, when clearly it is Ocean.
    21. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 2

      I asked some sports parents about that once. It's not so much the promise of pro sports careers in most cases, but substantial scholarship grants. It all made a lot more sense to me after that.

    22. Re:Because... by sribe · · Score: 1

      I'm a better clarinet player than I am a software engineer. Yet, I decided to go into software engineering instead of music. Why? There is a greater need for engineers of my caliber than clarinet players of my caliber. I suppose I could be angry at the world for not paying me 6 figures to play clarinet, but it makes more sense to know my place in the world and produce something other people want and are willing to pay for.

      I displayed roughly equivalent talent with writing and math/software in high school. I made the same choice, based on the same practical concern, and have never regretted it.

    23. Re:Because... by udippel · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the lesson here is that PhDs in Humanities are incapable of understanding their place in the world?

      Wow, that last sentence of yours scares me! There is a lot to argue about the notion in the MLA report that sees almost everyone tenured - that also scares me! - ; but I am confident that we as human race are running into quick stagnation, if not decline, without humanities. Without arts. We are, and that's only my conviction, running aground once everyone starts to chose apprenticeship, undergrad or doctoral study based on future income.
      I miss the old days, when many had the opportunity, and desire, and courage, to follow a vocation instead of a job.

    24. Re:Because... by jmd · · Score: 1

      Yes... this is unfortunate that humanities students have no place to go to study humans, I mean humanitites.

      What we need are more and more computers and gadgets to isolate ourselves from other humans. See. No need to study humanities

    25. Re:Because... by udippel · · Score: 2

      Yes and no. While I shudder at the thought that a PhD in humanities should pay a 6-digit figure almost automatically, I also shudder at the thought, shudder even worse, that humanities are on the decline while actually seriously needed for the progress, if not survival of mankind. Look around, and the misery increases, globally. Tensions, stupidity, misguided masculinity, religious stupidity; all those are coming closer by the day; encircle us.
      It looks like as if we had already passed the baton from the humanities to the bean-counters. That would've been an awful decision for the future of us and our children.

    26. Re:Because... by udippel · · Score: 1

      What a pity! - I might have read a books of yours; and now the best I can do, is cursing the software to which you contributed.

    27. Re:Because... by Minwee · · Score: 1

      You can't have one without the other.

    28. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Look around, and the misery increases, globally. Tensions, stupidity, misguided masculinity, religious stupidity; all those are coming closer by the day; encircle us.

      No. This is Chicken Little nonsense. Things are much, much better for most people than they have typically been. I suspect you aren't well enough versed in the humanities to know that, or even worse, have an advanced degree in Humanities, which makes you say such ridiculous things which are clearly and provably false when looked at with even the most cursory knowledge of history and civilization.

    29. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, more likely, you're not as good of a clarinet player as you think otherwise you'd play for a major symphony. You THINK you're a better clarinet player, but your acceptance of another employment track indicates otherwise.

    30. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In fact, if you look at the 20th Century, the "progressive", "communist", "socialist", "secular" governments murdered more of their own people through outright killing and mismanagement than were killed by foreign armies in the same century, and more than all religious wars ever. And today the clamoring from the Humanities PhDs is to follow "progressive", "communist", "socialist", "secular" policies.

      Perhaps the problem is the people with advanced degrees in Humanities are overwhelmingly wrong about the way the world really works, and we are right to relegate them to oblivion?

    31. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      You might still read a book of his. It might be far better for him to pursue it as a hobby while enriching his life with productive work, and really having something to write about, instead of living in the echo chamber of academia. No one is saying don't study the humanities. What's clear is that there are far more people engaging in mediocre pursuit of Humanities credentials than we possibly need.

    32. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 2

      While that's a possibility, I'm pretty sure it's not the case. Through high school I placed very highly in one of the most competitive state audition tracks in the country, consistently at or near the top. My academics, while strong, were not even close to that of the math and computer students just at my high school let alone being good enough to even get into anything approaching a prestigious university. My college professor wanted me to pursue a performance degree in clarinet (I took lessons as a non-major). So on balance, I feel like when I say this I'm being quite grounded and as objective as possible.

      At best, I'd likely be a second-call broadway player or an adjunct clarinet professor at a second-rate university. Crushed my dreams, but probably true.

    33. Re:Because... by Anrego · · Score: 1

      I uh, think you are replying to the wrong post..

    34. Re:Because... by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Actually never mind, slashdot appears to be flattening out parts of this thread for some reason.

      Ignore last.

      (also I totally agree with your post).

    35. Re:Because... by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to the MLA (cited in the article), the problem is "“anti-intellectualism, anti-aesthetic hostility to literature, antipathy to theory." But this article reports hostility to literature within academia. At UCLA, you can graduate as an English major without ever taking a class about Shakespeare.

      It doesn't have to be that way. People who truly understand the humanities have value in industry, as Steve Jobs pointed out multiple times.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    36. Re: Because... by kenh · · Score: 1

      Too bad Starbucks Barrista and Barnes & Nobel sales clerk positions aren't'tenure-track'...

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      Ken
    37. Re: Because... by kenh · · Score: 1

      Bookstores and coffee shops seem to have an insatiable need for highly-educated clerks...

      --
      Ken
    38. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Not true. You can have a few elite universities granting PhDs to Humanities majors at a rate that fills the general need for professors at elite and other universities. The excess number of PhDs without those jobs is the indication that the need is being met for professors, and too many additional PhDs are being granted.

    39. Re:Because... by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      I'm not all that keen on giving religious wars of the past a pass simply due to sheer numbers, but you've got a really good point.

      Sigh. And I really liked bashing on the crusades and the inquisition :)

    40. Re:Because... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Draw me a nice picture I can stick on my wall. That has value! That I will pay for!

      That's an excellent point. Baldrick has certainly stirred interest in history with his "Time team" show and Stephen Fry seems to be doing ok these days. Come to think of it when you look at politics, journalism, advertising, and entertainment as a whole it's practitioners are very skewed towards the humanities. So while it might be tough to get an academic post after your humanities degree, there's plenty of opportunities for employment. This is less true for the legal profession, many lawyers nowadays hold a BSc as their primary degree, it's a fairly recent development brought about by the need to use (and abuse) scientific evidence presented in court.

      We can't all be professional researchers working on exactly what we want to work on. I've been working full-time for 40yrs, I'm fortunate enough to have a job I like, but I have plenty of experience with jobs I hated. Doing something you like is not "real work", at my age I'm content with doing what I like for a living and doing what I love in my own time, in my book it means I'm hardly "working" at all, which is an entirely different thing to being "unproductive".

      Having said that, I do like my Heisenberg laces, and I can tell you it wasn't easy getting that waiter to part with them. :)

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    41. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I'm not all that keen on giving religious wars of the past a pass simply due to sheer numbers, but you've got a really good point.

      Sigh. And I really liked bashing on the crusades and the inquisition :)

      If it helps, there are lots and lots of Christians who are mortified by the bad parts of the history of the Church, and ongoing anti-human preaching and activity from some parts of it.

    42. Re:Because... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      ...or as W. H. Auden put it, "We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know".

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    43. Re:Because... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      So you're talking about a people getting a degree where the only career option is teaching others so they can seek the same degree?

      Sort of, yes. The upper division courses tend to mostly benefit people in those majors/minors, and the lower division courses that are taken more broadly are frequently taught by adjunct instructors with only a master's degree, and tend to be taught by full professors only when they otherwise wouldn't have a full course load.

      I can see only two realistic ways to move forward: either accept that the people teaching our young people will usually not have their PhD or push the accreditation boards to set limits on the percentage of classes that can be taught by adjunct faculty. With that said, if a doctorate were easier to get, it might save some doctoral programs from collapsing for lack of sufficient students to justify the staffing costs. So there's definitely a benefit from making the duration of those programs a bit more sane.

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    44. Re:Because... by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

      Tensions, stupidity, misguided masculinity, religious stupidity; all those are coming closer by the day; encircle us.

      On what basis do you claim these things? Objectively speaking the world has been improving over the last 50 years along almost every dimension you could look at, in some cases dramatically: Air quality, water quality, length of workweek, access to information, health care and lifespan, crime rates of all kinds (murder, theft, sexual assault), standard of living. Even average IQ scores have been rising.

      Everybody can contribute to improving our world, whether they are a "bean counter" (your term), writer, or philosopher. I think the key question for any PhD -- independent of field -- is how can you lift your head up from your extremely specialized knowledge, and think more broadly about how your skills could solve a larger problem that people care about. As a PhD myself I always thought of that as the last and final test in getting my degree: It wasn't defending my dissertation, but what came next as I took that training out into the world and figured out how to make something useful of it. What a PhD really teaches is how to think independently and solve problems; and that includes applying the degree and training itself to your future career.

    45. Re:Because... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Well, given that much of the humanities is BS, and the current mentality that a person needs a degree to answer phones or load boxes into the back of a truck, it may make complete sense in a perverted way. Let people get their paper mill degrees for "legitimate" colleges, and then they can be "qualified" to get a job. And by "qualified", I mean having paid the proper fees.

    46. Re:Because... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Look around, and the misery increases, globally. Tensions, stupidity, misguided masculinity, religious stupidity; all those are coming closer by the day; encircle us.

      I'm in my 50's, born in England but have lived in Oz since childhood. My informal understanding and experience of history, limited as that may be, is that your assertion has not been true since sometime before the enlightenment. The fact that such follies are noticed today is actually strong evidence they are becoming LESS common.

      At the end of the day we are evolved creatures, our speciality is persistence hunting. Like wolves we can't outrun an antelope but we can certainly outsmart and outlast them, If we compare ourselves to the other large predators found in our anscestral home then we stack up pretty well, we can outlast just about any other predator running around the plains of Africa. Not only that but our brains can and do intimidate even most powerful competitors into giving up a meal.

      We are clearly the fifth and most successful great ape, we are successful because we spontaneously evolved the capacity for unlimited symbolic processing about 60Kya, which lead to the invention of agriculture and civilization about 12Kya (although it can be argued the Australian aborigines invented civilization 40Kya). Either way we are talking about a rounding error on geologic time scales, so it's kind of unsurprising that in evolutionary terms our brains are still getting used to the idea of living in close proximity to each other.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    47. Re:Because... by fredprado · · Score: 1

      And that is in great part the result of the misguided ideas mainstream humanities and the ideas of the Frankfurt School propagates. Every nation that has followed these ideas is on the bottom of the pit.

      We are much better off without humanities PHDs, rest assured.

    48. Re:Because... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, what the hell has TFA got to do with the conversation - noob!

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    49. Re:Because... by gtall · · Score: 1

      No, we get technogeeks that cannot write anything approaching English and have the social skills of gnats.

    50. Re:Because... by Anrego · · Score: 1

      At least with software, it can usually be explained at a high level.

      Sure, people may not know what a context object is, or dependency injection, but they can understand "this program will process a bunch of data about shipping times and rates, and figure out the most optimal way to get a package from one location to another based on selected criteria".

      The kind of ultra-abstract project being talked about here, not so much.

    51. Re:Because... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I here the CIA loves to hire PhD in History and really likes other humanities majors.

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      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    52. Re:Because... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 2

      I was a History Major at the University of Michigan. One of the things that really surprised me was how hard it was to get any military history classes. I just checked out the History Department's list and it was pretty much what i remembered: a couple classes on general topics like the US in Middle Eastern Wars (which is probably mostly politics), a series on a period of Chinese history with a lot of rebellions, and the infamous "Europe in the Age of Total War," which is not actually about war. The two I managed to take (218: on Vietnam, it talked about the war but not in any great detail militarily, and 389, "War in the Modern World") are gone. I got really lucky with 389, it was actual military history. U of M's history department is a great place to be if you want to learn how Rock Musicians reacted to various Social movements, but it absolutely sucks ass if you want to know why a Major outranks a Lieutenant but a Major General is outranked by a Lieutenant General.

      If you look at the history people are interested, a huge proportion of it is the military stuff. They want to know why Europeans typically prefer General Sherman (who won no battles at any odds) to General Lee (who won a lot of battles he should have lost). Rommel is a lot more interesting to them then anything with "studies" in it's name.

    53. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In defense of society, the handful of computing science types I know seem to go out of their way to alienate themselves from society at large. It's like, the more abstract, pretentious, and completely incomprehensible to the average unenlightened pleb you can make your work, the better.

      Draw me a nice picture I can stick on my wall. That has value! That I will pay for! The guy on Google Play doing silly apps for $0.99 a pop is offering more value to society than the (soon to be driving a Porche) CS snob and his meticulously arranged collection of data mining algorithms representing our desire to have out intimate details sealed in an NSA database so you can't actually see them but know that they are there.

      FTFY. There are poseurs and pretentious dicks in every discipline. What makes you think that CS research would be immune to pretentious dicks?

    54. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I'd never heard of the Frankfurt School before reading your comment, and now, after reading a bit about them, I wish I never had. Just the Wikipedia article on them made me want to ban all liberal arts classes in perpetuity.

    55. Re:Because... by ruir · · Score: 1

      Where are my mod points when I need them. The entitlement part is so true, and even more where you are an expat in certain parts of the world, you start understanding the concept o entitlement so much better.

    56. Re:Because... by phayes · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Which europeans have you met who are interested in Military History?

      I'm a minor military history buff living in Paris for close to 30 years & in all that time, excluding a few armed forces members, only a handful of brits were interested in the field. It's true that I live in a country where the press & polar culture are generally left wing anti-military & consider the study of history through a military focus to be akin to studying nazism, but whether they were French, Dutch, Belgian, German, Spanish or Italian, not a single person could tell you more about Sherman than that a tank was named after him or that General Lee had an orange car with a flag on top named after him in a movie.

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    57. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we really needed your ass-simple analogy to understand the article.
      How the fuck did your comment get a 5 insightful.
      Just shows the calibre of the slashdot posters here I suppose.

    58. Re:Because... by daknapp · · Score: 1

      Look around, and the misery increases, globally. Tensions, stupidity, misguided masculinity, religious stupidity; all those are coming closer by the day; encircle us.

      Let me guess: you have a PhD in the humanities?

    59. Re:Because... by udippel · · Score: 2

      Tensions, stupidity, misguided masculinity, religious stupidity; all those are coming closer by the day; encircle us.

      On what basis do you claim these things? Objectively speaking the world has been improving over the last 50 years along almost every dimension you could look at, in some cases dramatically: Air quality, water quality, length of workweek, access to information, health care and lifespan, crime rates of all kinds (murder, theft, sexual assault), standard of living.

      Yep. For *some* of us, this is true. It is not true for the people in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, almost all of the Maghreb. Anyplace tropical Africa and below, including South Africa. It is not true for the poor in the developed world, with the gap of the 'Haves' and the 'Havenots' increasing continuously. Read the article in The Baffler (referenced above) on the decline of North American Universities; at least their continued conversions into industries; and you'll find that the misery has increased, not decreased, since the 1970's for the underprivileged in the USA. Europe? Several countries hoovering around bankruptcy for some years now. Close to one billion people undernourished is not compensated by the epidemic level of obesity in the developed world. Languages are getting extinct; and so do species of flora and fauna in South-East-Asia; simple from greedily uprooting primary jungle. I don't remember how many acres are lost daily in Brasil, for the same reason.
      Access to healthcare? I for one see an increasing number of people who drop out of healthcare for purely monetary reasons: they cannot afford it any longer. Oh yes, I am talking about the developed world. Access to information; that's true, because it brings a good ROI. Don't try to tell me any carrier increases coverage in Africa for humanitarian reasons. Are the Putins of this world what a statesman ought to be? Are the fundamentalist Muslims on the rise, and spread, or on the decline? Is democracy on the rise or on the decline? Standard of living? Cheapo tablets and great iPhones have advanced the standard of living - not so much for the exploited factory workers in PRC, who work non-regular hours under inhuman conditions ("length of workweek") to assemble all those machines; including being slowly poisoned. And the trash industry; I had the dubious honour to observe human beings crawling through dirt and trash to extract material for recycling; including wading in lakes of chemicals and pulling out things with their bare hands in Asia. For the advances that you describe above. Advances, true, but for a minority of the humans on this planet.

      I stop here. I have nothing against bean counters, engineers, linguists, natural scientists, etc. I agree that everyone has the potential to improve this world of ours. Including writers, philosophers, you name them. But, and that's a big 'but', as we can see, including from the discussion in here, is that materialism and monetary / economic aspects have unabatedly taken the lead over anything else. Whatever someone does, is not based on a vocation, rather on economic considerations. And the results, samples given further up, are often based on economics having taken the primary lead in decision making. What a bleak future, when we decide to submit ourselves, our environment, our planet, to the dictate of maximizing returns.

      (And only for completeness, no, I do not think the 'creation' of more and 'simpler' PhDs in the humanities would solve anything.)

    60. Re:Because... by udippel · · Score: 1

      Look around, and the misery increases, globally. Tensions, stupidity, misguided masculinity, religious stupidity; all those are coming closer by the day; encircle us.

      Let me guess: you have a PhD in the humanities?

      Reasonable guess, but wrong. I am teaching Computer Engineering at a university.

    61. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it absolutely sucks ass if you want to know why a Major outranks a Lieutenant but a Major General is outranked by a Lieutenant General.

      Without looking it up, it's because it was originally Sergeant-Major General.

      Do I win five pounds?

    62. Re:Because... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Which europeans have you met who are interested in Military History?

      Middle-aged overweight men, same as everywhere else.

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    63. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will get better for the philosophers when tech companies have to actually consider the ethical implications of their products and services (e.g.: algorithms in cars, AI)

    64. Re:Because... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Mostly actual serving troops. Particularly the officers, who frequently have to take at least one course on the US Civil War during their training.

      Gen. Lee is known for taking huge risks which worked out for reasons no rational person can explain. Like that time he split his Army in half, used both halves to attack a larger force, and still won. Lost more men then Hooker, but he won. You really, really, don't want to tell a 22-year-old whose never been out of the barracks/his parent's house/etc. that when he gets to Afghanistan he should try that shit. Because he's not General Lee and the Taliban aren't Joe Hooker.

      Sherman managed to conquer most of the South while avoiding battle. He actually caused Lee more casualties then Grant. That is definitely the guy you tell a 22-year-old aspiring Napoleon he should follow.

      BTW, most Americans aren't much better. They can probably say which side Lee and Sherman fought on in the Civil War, but they honestly have no clue about the details.

    65. Re:Because... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I also shudder at the thought, shudder even worse, that humanities are on the decline while actually seriously needed for the progress, if not survival of mankind. Look around, and the misery increases, globally. Tensions, stupidity, misguided masculinity, religious stupidity; all those are coming closer by the day; encircle us.

      The question I would ask is: how relevant is the typical humanities degree taught today to all of the things that you've listed? More importantly, how much can a person with such a degree contribute to actually fixing all those problems?

    66. Re:Because... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Thing is, with the IT guy, even if they're working on "some bafflingely abstract project that no one outside their world gets", it's more likely than not to still have some objective value - which is why someone is willing to pay for them working on it. Indirectly, it contributes to society as a whole.

    67. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was at university, humanities types were referred to as storytellers. It's ironic in the extreme to them being defended by someone who can't even get a single sentence right.

    68. Re:Because... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Or, more likely, you're not as good of a clarinet player as you think otherwise you'd play for a major symphony.

      One, that might not pay as well as you might think.

      Two, he might be a jazz clarinetist.

      Three, you're a fucking idiot.

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    69. Re:Because... by udippel · · Score: 1

      Quite a lousy argument here. I am neither in humanities nor a native English speaker. Is it really the best you can afford to take this out against me?

    70. Re: Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Barnes & Nobel

      *sigh*

      You couldn't make it up.

    71. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most professors at doctoral granting universities advise many PhD students, however there are a lot of professorships at non-doctoral institutions - North Carolina has a tech hub in RTP, but still only has 3 doctoral granting universities among around 60 4 year institutions and nearly 60 community colleges. The enrollment at these three (~70k) is about 1/5 of the total enrollment in the state (~350k). Given that the average class sizes are generally far larger at flagship schools, something on the order of 8-10 students per professor is perfectly sustainable. A look at one of the school's websites indicates that there is an average of about 2 students per advisor, so we are probably looking at an average of closer to 15 students per professor if that is typical across the country.

    72. Re:Because... by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      This. To be good at being rational you must practice somehow.

    73. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Two, he might be a jazz clarinetist.

      You are right. I made most of my earnings playing jazz and motown in a wedding band (most clarinetists double, and I played sax and flute). I consider myself incredibly fortunate to have been making almost $1K/month for a while as a performing musician. I bet that puts me in a much higher percentile than as a 6 figures/year engineer...

    74. Re:Because... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      And we really needed your ass-simple analogy to understand the article.

      Maybe you didn't, but it would appear the multitude of frustrated Humanities PhDs who can't find tenure-track jobs might. And, possibly, the MLA committee who penned the original study.

    75. Re:Because... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      That may be true for philosophy and ethics, but not as much for political science. There's a decent-sized job market in campaign work, government (esp. urban planning), and security. Security isn't academia per se, but it is borderline since a lot of the work is at think tanks and similar institutions. I'd also argue it's a useful background for business, and multinationals seem to recognize that value.

      I believe these are the main reasons Political Science tends to be at the top of the salary rankings for social sciences, along with Urban Planning and International Relations, which often fall under the P.S. department or major.

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    76. Re:Because... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I'm not Sribe, but I did the same thing, choosing tech over creativity for the day job. I took years of work evenings and weekends, but I did still manage to write a novel. You're welcome to read mine, if you're looking for material.

    77. Re:Because... by phayes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, serving & past armed forces officers are the exception to the military history == fascist mindset here. No argument on the merits of Lee/Sherman, but then my american civil war knowledge is too light to have a valid opinion. Thanks for responding.

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    78. Re:Because... by phayes · · Score: 1

      Not in my experience. Recent graduates of Sandhurst & St Cyr tend to be young & fit & the ladies I have met would take issue with being called middle aged, let alone overweight or men. Oh, you're referring to the people in your entourage...

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  2. I'm failing to see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It looks like we have a good trend going, so I'm failing to see where the problem is or what actually need to be fixed.

    1. Re:I'm failing to see a problem by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm failing to see where the problem is or what actually need to be fixed.

      Addition of a B-ark, perhaps?

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    2. Re:I'm failing to see a problem by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      I've already posted, so somebody please mod parent up!

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    3. Re:I'm failing to see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is they don't make a humanities degree practical.

      They need to each them to say 'Would you like fries with that?'

    4. Re:I'm failing to see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it, whoosh and all...

    5. Re:I'm failing to see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  3. Good scholarship - tenure by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Others point to the corporatization of universities, which are increasingly inclined to hire part-time, âoeadjunctâ professors, rather than full-time, tenure-track ones, to teach undergrads. Adjuncts are cheaper; perhaps more importantly, they are easier to hire. Whereas it takes a committee of experts months to decide if someone's scholarship is good, it takes an administrator only a few minutes to decide if that person can teach. That makes it easy for faculty size to track student demand. Today, more than half of all the academic jobs at American universities are part-time, non-research positions.

    If you think "good scholarship" is the first (or only) criteria for getting tenure, then you don't know anything at all about academia. Getting tenure is about politics and schmoozing and ass-kissing.

    1. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Arakageeta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is a new problem that comes with reliance on adjuncts. Departments rarely monitor the performance of instruction themselves. Departments make decisions on re-hiring or firing an adjunct based upon student reviews and evaluations. Left without recourse, adjuncts are perversely incentivized to teach easy classes and give out high marks---this helps ensure good reviews. (It also continues the trend in grade inflation.) Adjunct professors cannot challenge their students without risking being fired.

    2. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting tenure is about politics and schmoozing and ass-kissing.

      Getting a PhD is perfect training for getting tenure.

      Actually, a PhD can be done with very "good scholarship", but it's 30db easier with p, s, and a-k.
      (Speaking from experience in getting a STEM PhD from a tier 1 university the hard way.)

      Having seen academia, I didn't even try for a job there. Luckily, STEM PhDs, unlike humanities PhDs, have lots of job options.

    3. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you saying it is like everywhere else? Good God, Ive been just offered a job in Academia and you've shattered my dreams. Now excuse me, I'm going to buy some nice length of rope...

    4. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by sdinfoserv · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you think moving up the corporate ladder is about competencies, you don't know a thing about business. Getting a corner office is about politics and schmoozing and ass-kissing.

    5. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      Then again students can't challenge tenured professors without risking their future careers, leading to the oft bemoaned academic echo chambers in the humanities.

    6. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Departments rarely monitor the performance of instruction themselves.

      This is not a new problem, and teaching ability or efficacy - from what I've seen - has absolutely no bearing on granting tenure. Adjunct professors may not challenge students as much as tenured professors, but a large swath of tenured (and untenured) professors seem down right hostile to teaching classes, with many of the rest being indifferent. Research is what they enjoy, and what lines their pockets. Teaching is a necessary evil that, given a choice, they would eliminate entirely.

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    7. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Then again students can't challenge tenured professors without risking their future careers

      Tenured faculty shouldn't even be teaching, inasmuch as one of the keys to getting tenure is a strong list of publications, showing that it is better to have these particular scholars concentrating on research.

    8. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Bingo. The worst professors I ever had were tenured and didn't give a damn about the quality of their teaching and any student complaints fell on deaf ears.

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    9. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      If you want to get into someone else's corner office, sure.

      The get is to create your own corner office. Then it is about competence.

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    10. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 1

      In my engineering classes we actually gave some professors VERY bad reviews that had very easy classes. We just did not learn enough from the class and in the end lives depend on our understand of this material. I know my friends in humanities classes loved easy classes and I think the honor society requirements for most humanities degrees was a 3.95 or higher. For my degree it was 3.0 and above to qualify for the honor society and not many made it.

      At least the engineering program I was in did not seem to suffer from any grade inflation. I am already working on stuff where if I screw up it could lead to serious harm in the future.

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    11. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I teach as an instructor (full time/senior, therefore not an adjunct) at a public "research" university. The separation between what I call "instructional" faculty and "research" faculty is what I prefer to call attention to.
      Research faculty: bring in research grants and the money and jobs that go along with that as well as teaching a minimum of instructional hours
      Instructional faculty: do the grunt work of teaching a full-time schedule of 16-14 class hours per week with no research component in their FTE schedule (FTE= full time employment)

      Because the governor of our state prides himself on having reduced the cost of the classes and therefore the degrees of the state schools, the cost of instruction is quite low. But that means that the instructional faculty is, of course, paid a significant amount less that research faculty: averaging 50% percent of salary AND have absolutely no tenure possibility.

      In other words, tenure = high salary and research requirements for a faculty position.

      What is the knock-on result? Faculty, especially instructional faculty are moving out as fast as they can find a job. We are advertising for almost 50% of the Full time faculty positions in our program, and it is taking months to complete. We have people replying to the postings with a BA, when we are clearly preferring PhD, with a Masters + significant experience as a minimum. We will be looking at overfull classrooms and faculty that are already stressed giving up and moving out before Xmas.

      And, yes, the faculty evaluation is based on 75% student "likes" and 25% faculty observation. As well, if you want a promotion your student evals must be in the top 15% or you can forget the promotion from level 1 to 2 and the steaming pile of a 6% (maximum) raise as a reward for your "essential role" in the university. That 6% for most of the instructional faculty means about $2,500 a year, so maybe 200 a month after taxes. Whoopee:..

      So, you can see the quandary, when a governor prides him/herself on "reducing the cost of a college education" then you can interpret that to mean that they have reduced the quality of that education by whatever percentage they reduced the cost of tuition. Faculty at this school accept crap for work from the students and give A grades for it: it is the only way to get by and have the time to search for a decent job that will pay more than a living wage. It is not the "rich professors" who are doing the real teaching in university, even if they do show up and lecture a few classes, it is the instructional faculty who do the work of teaching, grading, prepping, the classes and they are the ones who are not being incentivized to give a damn about the quality of what they do. This doesn't bother the university because the tuition money (which is a political tool, not a marker of the cost of instruction) is not what makes the university run, it is the research funds. So, the quality of education in American universities, like the quality of work in American jobsites around the country is suffering because of the idea that we don't need to treat workers fairly and we can squeeze them as much as we need to in order to fill the coffers of the organization and the people who are at the top of the hierarchy.

    12. Re:Good scholarship - tenure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I meant 16-24 hours of teaching, duh

  4. Eliminating the Humanities Ph.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eliminating the Humanities Ph.D.
    I fixed that for you...

  5. Are they taking advice from law schools? by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Based on the summary it appears that the solution to humanities PhDs not finding work is to graduate more people with humanities PhD degrees. Law schools around the country have been trying that approach and it doesn't seem to be working out very well. Considering the lawyers have government buildings full of lawyer advocates (such buildings are often called "congress"), which the humanities decidedly do not, it is hard to see how the humanities could possibly bode better from this approach.

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    1. Re:Are they taking advice from law schools? by timeOday · · Score: 3, Informative
      The story already responded to your comment:

      Only briefly does the report address what, to many people, is the most obvious solution: reducing admissions. âoeIn the face of the post-2008 contraction of the academic job market, proposals to reduce the size of graduate education in our fields have been heard,â the committee writes:

      The ostensible goal of such a reduction would be to realign the rate of PhD production with the number of tenure-track openings. While the logic of the strategy may seem at first clear, the task force believes it is misguided. Doctoral education is not exclusively for the production of future tenure-track faculty members. Reducing cohort size is tantamount to reducing accessibility.

      I think what they are saying is - this won't stop being hyper-competitive. Most will not end up getting that tenured professorship. But a reasonable period in academia of 4 or 5 years for a PhD should be enough to differentiate candidates and put them on that track or not, instead of leading people along for 7+ years before flushing them. Put the rest out of their misery sooner so they can go do whatever they are going to end up doing in industry.

    2. Re:Are they taking advice from law schools? by erikscott · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The MLA's principal source of revenue is... wait for it... humanities PhD.s and their annual dues. So hell no they aren't going to call for a reduction in output.

      Historically, the sink for all those graduates was Law School. University education basically was Law School until individual "majors" started being created in the mid nineteenth century and the J.D. became a degree in its own right. Lawyers are in something of a unbalanced predator/prey relationship now, and it'll take a while to swing around. Meanwhile, your humanities PhD plus two semesters of organic chem will get you into any Medical School in the country. They like people with the demonstrated perseverance of a PhD in basically anything. The Great Doctor Famine is a good 25-30 years away (the GenX bunch, well, there just aren't enough of us to fill all those beds, and it'll be a while before the millenials get there to fill 'em back up).

    3. Re:Are they taking advice from law schools? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      The Great Doctor Famine (minus a number of high paying subspecialties) is last month. I would hazard a guess that you are correct - a PhD in the humanities plus some minimal assurance that you can handle some 'hard' science will get you into med school. Of course, paying for it is another question entirely. By the time you've finished your PhD dissertation on the effect of the Little Ice Age on parchment longevity you should be well into ramen-for-life and have made the max donation to the local plasma bank along.

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    4. Re:Are they taking advice from law schools? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      But a reasonable period in academia of 4 or 5 years for a PhD should be enough to differentiate candidates and put them on that track or not, instead of leading people along for 7+ years before flushing them.

      What, and give up three or more years worth of tuition, fees, and cheap labour? You're talking as if the goal of a University is somehow academic in nature, rather than to make as much money as possible.

    5. Re:Are they taking advice from law schools? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I agree 100% that's what has caused the current situation - competition is tough and students are willing to do it, so, there you go. My aunt is a counsellor (or therapist?) with a PhD in psychology, which took some ridiculous amount of time. She only escaped by making a fuss to the administration, because her advisor never stopped demanding more.

    6. Re:Are they taking advice from law schools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reducing the length of time it takes to get a PhD without reducing the number of PhDs will increase the number of PhDs

    7. Re:Are they taking advice from law schools? by indytx · · Score: 2

      I think what they are saying is - this won't stop being hyper-competitive. Most will not end up getting that tenured professorship. But a reasonable period in academia of 4 or 5 years for a PhD should be enough to differentiate candidates and put them on that track or not, instead of leading people along for 7+ years before flushing them. Put the rest out of their misery sooner so they can go do whatever they are going to end up doing in industry.

      I'm not sure most people here understand how it works to get a Ph.D. in the humanities. For example, in history the years long effort to finish a Ph.D. program happens because it takes a long time to do original research and scholarship that contributes original scholarship to the field. A history grad student can finish her coursework fairly quickly and take comprehensive exams. I have known people who had read SO MUCH and remembered SO MUCH that they were probably ready for comps day one. It's the period after comps that is so difficult. We know of history grad students who get to A.B.D. (all but dissertation) and then can never finish. The rate of history grad students who are A.B.D. and never graduate is around 75%. If you have funding in the humanities for your coursework you're a superstar, but that still does not mean you will have the resourses to finish. Usually, you can't get what you need (i.e. primary source documents) where you live, so you have to travel, sometimes for months or years, to finish. Paraphrased quote from one professor regarding this time: it's time to dig deep into your trust fund.

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  6. Ran out of easy thesis paper topics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your paper about the symbolism of The One Ring in The Lord of the Rings was all well and good, but there's already 8 other papers just like it. Humanities is no different than the sciences: nobody gets a Nobel Prize for dropping rocks off a tower.

    That's a separate issue from the fact that writing a paper about The Lord of the Rings barely qualifies you to flip burgers. Liberal Arts (of which "the Humanities" are a part) were never meant to be a means to support yourself, they were traditionally the fields of the already-rich, who wanted to expand their horizons and dabble a bit.

    1. Re:Ran out of easy thesis paper topics by geniice · · Score: 1

      I think you overestimate how original the average STEM PhD is. Remember you can only get funding if people think you have a reasonable chance of getting positive results. Which means in practice doing much the same as everyone else.

    2. Re:Ran out of easy thesis paper topics by PvtVoid · · Score: 2

      nobody gets a Nobel Prize for dropping rocks off a tower.

      Fuck.

  7. The MLA doesn't want to reduce enrollments - WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, the solution to a lack of jobs and prospects is to crank out MORE underemployed Humanities PhDs? The problem is on the demand side of the equation.

  8. Oh the humanities! by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news, who cares? When was the last time something important was done as a result of studying the humanities? They're only good for "huge manatees" puns.

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    1. Re:Oh the humanities! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, you just gave me an idea for a great new proverb:

      A man whose work is truly important to society has no need to belittle the work of others.

      I'd wager that a humanities graduate realizes this sooner in life than a "STEM" graduate.

    2. Re:Oh the humanities! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, here's the next great new proverb:

      A man who admits his equality to others has no interest in proving inequality.

    3. Re:Oh the humanities! by digitig · · Score: 1

      Depends. What do you count as "important"? A lot of great books (which do have commercial value, for the Gradgrinds reading this) are written by English Lit graduates, and are likely better for that. Of course, being an author isn't a "tenure-track job", which the OP seems to think is the only sort of job that matters.

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    4. Re:Oh the humanities! by digitig · · Score: 1, Informative

      They're more likely to your boss (or, more likely given your blinkered attitude, governing the welfare system you depend on) than waiting tables.

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    5. Re:Oh the humanities! by geniice · · Score: 1

      Depends how you define important. Things like history tend to be significant in terms of how we define ourselves so you get the odd war and revolution. Maybe those are important? From time to time people insist on not killing people from other countries so working out what the people who talk funny are actually saying becomes important.

      Depends on the field of humanities in question.

    6. Re:Oh the humanities! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the prevailing feeling is that the humanities, history included, are staffed by people so detached from the mainstream that their contributions do not have a noticeable effect on the course of events. To put it another way, of the last several trends you have seen, how many come from academia, and how many from reddit? The humanities are choosing irrelevance (and, if you ask most people, intellectual stagnation, for all their ten-dollar words), and indeed appear to revel in it, and now lament the lack of jobs and funding. How much is their masturbatory bickering supposed to cost the rest of us? What's a sane figure for that?

    7. Re:Oh the humanities! by CRCulver · · Score: 2

      In other news, who cares? When was the last time something important was done as a result of studying the humanities?

      Constantly. During the Soviet era, scholars studying the minority peoples of Russia were a key part of US military readiness, espionage and political negotiations. Indiana University at Bloomington in particular was commissioned for a number of projects by the Department of the Army, Department of the Air Force, and three-letter agencies. After the invasion of Afghanistan, people who had studied Dari and Pashto were in high demand for dealing with locals -- of course one can debate the wisdom of that particular invasion, but when a truly necessary military mission rolls around, it would be nice to have qualified personnel for it. In Finland, I've seen great demand for locals with skills in Somali (and, before that, Vietnamese) to deal with the arrival of refugees.

    8. Re:Oh the humanities! by chipschap · · Score: 1

      "A lot of great books (which do have commercial value, for the Gradgrinds reading this) are written by English Lit graduates, and are likely better for that."

      I don't know. Have you read some of today's "great" literary fiction? Like stuff by Don DeLillo or Jonathan Franzen?

      "Better" isn't the word I'd use. I don't know if those two are English Lit grads, but for sure English Lit grads go nuts over them, heaven knows why.

    9. Re:Oh the humanities! by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      They are worthwhile things to study, absolutely. However, they are not worthwhile things to spend $150k+ learning when you won't be able to get a job afterwards. If your family is insanely rich and you know that you'll never need to work a day in your life, then go ahead and major in one of those fields and have no useful skills. For those that need to pay the bills, it's a horrible way to spend a decade of your life and more than enough to buy a home..

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    10. Re:Oh the humanities! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or that Joyce asshole with his mumbled-up garbage? Shakespeare he is not.

    11. Re:Oh the humanities! by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Humanities departments are being slashed left and right at lower-ranking universities for budgetary reasons. It's getting to the point where a rigorous education in the humanities is becoming limited to universities with very large endowments, and it is increasingly popular for these universities to admit students regardless of their financial background, offering many of them full scholarships.

      Furthermore, I did my undergraduate studies in a field of the humanities at a US university and left with under US$50,000 of debt, as did those classmates I've talked with about it, and I daresay your figure of $150k+ is not at all typical. When it comes to graduate education, I left to Finland where universities do not charge fees (all university education is free), but friends in the US who chose the same academic course reported all or the vast majority of their fees being covered by acceptance of teaching duties or grants.

      As for the job outlook after graduation, I'm convinced that a humanities degree is no liability provided one is prepared to start one's own business in something or freelance. I turned my studies in obscure languages into a freelance translation career that is giving me a decent middle class income. Those stereotypical "useless degrees in art history" haven't hindered friends of mine -- in my city at the moment, the cultural scene is booming and graduates in an art field can easily find a job, even if it is a conventional 9-5 administrative position instead of something daringly creative.

    12. Re:Oh the humanities! by just_a_monkey · · Score: 0

      So, we need the humanities department because that's the only way to learn foreign languages.

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    13. Re:Oh the humanities! by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's certainly the best way to learn certain obscure languages. As a linguist working with several minority languages of Russia and languages of Central Asia, I am acquainted with hobbyists who took up an interest in one or another of these, and none was able to reach real proficiency without going through a university course in it at some point. Speaking a language to a degree sufficient for employment requires more than just buying a Teach Yourself book (which doesn't even exist for the world's smaller languages) or chatting on Skype with an untrained native speaker. It requires guidance from a trained instructor, and access to a wide array of publications (which usually aren't online and aren't even in English but in Russia or another scholarly lingua franca you must learn first) which give training both in grammar and in pragmatics/cultural background, and some sort of certification of skills.

      Universities are ideal places for teaching the languages useful to the areal studies needs of a country's military or government. Even the US military's own language school (Defense Language Institute, where I learned Chinese many years ago) came to be structured according to a quasi-university model.

    14. Re:Oh the humanities! by digitig · · Score: 1

      Yes, I spend a lot of my leisure time reading today's "great" literary fiction, and like much of it. I didn't much like Franzen's The Corrections, but then, Franzen's degree is in German, which offers other career opportunities if that writing thing doesn't work out for him. I've not read Don DeLillo, but I note that his degree is in "Communication Arts", but also that he worked as an advertising copywriter before becoming an author, so it looks as if that degree offers other career paths that pay better than waiting at tables.

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    15. Re:Oh the humanities! by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Maybe I need to nuance my view of the language department.

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    16. Re:Oh the humanities! by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      When it comes to graduate education, I left to Finland where universities do not charge fees (all university education is free),

      It's not free, it's paid for by the Finnish taxpayers. Yeah, it's a neat loophole, but it's pretty douchey for you to go to Finland, get your advanced degree, then go back to your home country and leave the Finnish taxpayers holding the bill for it all.

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    17. Re:Oh the humanities! by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      but it's pretty douchey for you to go to Finland, get your advanced degree, then go back to your home country and leave the Finnish taxpayers holding the bill for it all.

      How presumptuous of you. I didn't "go back to my home country", and after graduation I became a Finnish taxpayer and some 33% of my salary now goes to the Finnish state.

      As for foreign students who do go back to their home country, which seems to be most of them, it is recognized that tuition fees will eventually have to be enacted for the most popular fields (English-language degree programmes), but for other fields, providing education to foreigners is seen as a way for Finland to project soft power.

  9. Tenure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Universities] are increasingly inclined to hire part-time, "adjunct" professors, rather than full-time, tenure-track ones, to teach undergrads. Adjuncts are cheaper; perhaps more importantly, they are easier to hire

    It's not just the humanities; it's every discipline.
    But this makes perfect sense. What employer wants to hire someone with a commitment to not fire him no matter what?
    The Academy as we have known it is dying. It must adapt to survive.

  10. market at work by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the market at work. A Humanities degree is fiscally worthless. At best, you can teach other people how to get the same degree you have. You might as well be teaching someone about stamp collecting or theology. Sure, there's rare cases where that will be handy to some company, but for the most part the humanities exist in their own echo chamber. You can teach other people about them, right books for other people interested in humanities, but it does the rest of the world almost no benefit. Get your humanities degree and you'll most likely end up working in tech support and spending your day correcting other peoples grammar. What's worse, is those other people (like me) wont care and just flag you as a troll.

    1. Re:market at work by wiggles · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > right books

      Yeah - humanities education is worthless.

    2. Re:market at work by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      Its not the job of any third level course to teach basic spelling and grammar to anyone, or it shouldn't be. That's a failure of primary and secondary education.

    3. Re:market at work by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I don't think 2nd grade spelling is covered in most humanities courses. The damage was done by age 8 here.

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    4. Re:market at work by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      > right books

      Yeah - humanities education is worthless.

      So you're working in tech support I see? ;-)

    5. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unbelievable - our current society is founded on liberal "enlightenment" values that were the result of a lot of people trained in philosophy and other "worthless" subjects that enabled them to analyze how society as a whole operated, what we should value, and imagine alternatives. If there hadn't been any such people we wouldn't have the society we have today. Things are OK now for some people, so long as you live in a wealthy country and have a good job. But we're heading towards horrible levels of inequality and environmental degradation, and there's no sign the the current system is going to help things. So we need people who can be analytical and critical and imagine alternatives, and that's exactly what humanities graduates excel in. And that's exactly why the plutocracy is keen to crush the life out of humanities departments - because they don't want people out there who are capable of thinking about things and questioning the status quo. A humanities degree is "worthless" when considered within the current system - because it doesn't create personal wealth for anyone - but everyone just pursuing personal wealth and hoping that this agglomerated selfishness will somehow magically create a good society is precisely the problem.

    6. Re:market at work by jratcliffe · · Score: 1

      Get your humanities degree and you'll most likely end up working in tech support and spending your day correcting other people's grammar.

      FTFY

    7. Re:market at work by bigwheel · · Score: 2

      You just proved his point. "spending your day correcting other peoples grammar"

    8. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If people in this field actually tried to use this amazing insight to better the world, society might put more value in it.

      Instead, they circle jerk amongst themselves with projects so bafflingly abstract that no one outside of their field gets any kind of value out of it.

      The important parts of philosophy have been rolled into other industries where they were found valuable. We have sciences and politics and economics and so on. All that's left in academic philosophy is naval gazing crap which helps no one.

    9. Re:market at work by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      How many units of "imagination" do we need every year?

      How much are we willing to pay per unit?

      Would you be willing to pay for each unit, or only the good units that come up with real alternatives?

      If all units are paid for, are they all paid the same?

      What is your unit of measurement of "imagination"?

      Whatever system you do come up with, how do you prevent fraud and abuse?

    10. Re:market at work by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually our current society is founded on technological advancement, for example the mass production of white goods which had far more to do with the changing roles of women in society than second wave feminism ever did.

      As for inequality, the standard of living enjoyed by most people in modern western democracies is far beyond that of even the most powerful kings of yore, which can be directly attributed to capitalistic competition and efficiencies, economies of scale and so forth. Greed works really well as a motivator and performance enhancer.

      Environmentally there is a broad overall trend to move towards renewables - by 2100 I'd be surprised if there was a single coal or gas power plant left on earth. Petrol and diesel engines will be for the most part a thing of the past. Conservation efforts continue apace as we slowly gain further understanding of the biosphere around us.

      All of this was and will be achieved through advances in science and engineering, not so much by rearranging society to fit whatever ideology happens to be in vogue this decade.

      This is not of course an argument for unfettered capitalism nor is it an argument to abandon the humanities. It's merely pointing out that people who think they know the direction society should take are almost uniformly wrong, often with tragic consequences. You don't need to take a humanities course to care about humanity, nor do you need to view the world through an ideological lens in order to improve it. Quite the opposite in fact, leftist ideologies have been responsible for the murders of millions upon millions of inncoent people in the 20th century alone. Religions make the same moral rudder claim - perhaps you might consider why the two phenomena have this in common.

    11. Re:market at work by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Its not the job of any third level course to teach basic spelling and grammar to anyone, or it shouldn't be. That's a failure of primary and secondary education.

      Or: http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disor...
      Which I have. I spent years in handwriting classes. Thank god computers came along. Those classes didn't help at all. I can't even read my own handwriting.

      Homophone mistakes are my biggest problem, followed closely by just general spelling. I literally don't even see what I'm typing. I think "Write" and a word pops out on the screen which my brain sees and it sounds correct so on I go. But spellcheck helps immensely (again, thank god for computers) Though I love Firefox which has about the worst spellcheck I've ever seen. I've been thinking of switching for that very reason.

      And for the record, I nearly got my degree in English. I was getting very good grades before I switched focus so I could, you know, actually get a job. Granted my professors were all aware of my problems and I got a bit of a pass in that regard. I'll admit, had I finished I'd have definitely needed a very good editor :-)

    12. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem is the market. 50 years ago a person got a good education at school, and then learned how to do a job after being hired. Nowadays the market requires that a person know how to do a job before being hired. Thinkers are dying and machines are taking their place.

    13. Re:market at work by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      The market places quite a high value on real imagination, just ask JK Rowling or Steven King. "Imagination" spent coming up with new ways to inflict ideology on people, not so much, other than in the persistence of the numerous victim industries, which are largely government funded.

    14. Re:market at work by digitig · · Score: 1

      Still counts as a "liberal art" -- it has general application, rather than being specifically vocational.

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    15. Re:market at work by MattGWU · · Score: 2

      Man, what's it like to be dead inside? To exist in a world with no art, no music, no literature.

      Humanities grads are useful to people who have lives that extend beyond, and desire enrichment beyond....shot in the dark here...their full-stack or at least web developer job that following a stint in tech support? You mentioned tech support, and I work tech support, and use it all the time as an analogy to illustrate things I don't like, either. Plus, the usual trope is 'flipping burgers at McDonalds' for disparaging humanities grads, so that's where I"m getting the tech support stint from.

      I think it's a thing we do, tech-support people. Don't think I didn't note and appreciate the jab at theology, either. "Shots fired" and that.

      No, I don't have a humanities degree that landed me here.

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    16. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Capitalism is already an ideological lens. Private property, intellectual property, contract law, the state monopoly on violence to support it all - it's all a constructed system and highly ideological. So we already have "people who think they know the direction society should take", and they are the current people with power and wealth who are in charge. And of course, they are organizing things to accumulate more and more wealth by dispossessing it from other people - which has been the whole capitalist project all along. Vast amounts of land was dispossessed from the commons by force a few hundred years ago, and now we have the rule of "private property" - which most people never wanted. So now you have to get into massive debt to use a small piece of land that is really your birthright. The whole system is based on wholesale theft. These types of dispossessions are still going on in Africa, where land is being taken away from the commons by force. Same with all the infrastructure that was built up throughout the 20th century through massive public investment which has now been "privatized" and the rentier classes are making fat profits by just squatting on these resources and charging other people to use them. Millions of people are dying right now because of these policies because resources are being hoarded by a small number of people and don't get to where they are needed (food, water, medicine). So your beloved capitalist system is murdering "millions upon millions of innocent people" as we speak, and you still seem to think it's working well. Science and engineering are amazing, but they only serve the interests of the ruling ideology - they can't fix the world's problems on their own. Unless they are oriented towards actually doing good for society they are just going to keep (for the most part) producing junk that makes more money for rich people. And the humanities seems to be the only place that is still nurturing and transmitting some sort of resistance to this failed system.

    17. Re:market at work by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Capitalism is already an ideological lens.

      Capitalism is what people do when you leave them alone. You may as well say physics is a religion.

      they are organizing things to accumulate more and more wealth by dispossessing it from other people - which has been the whole capitalist project all along.

      ...except the wealth and standard of living for average individuals has been improving steadily under pseudo-capitalistic systems far more quickly than under any other known system. China is a good example of this, they were languishing in Mao's ubiquitous state everything until they began to embrace capitalism.

      Vast amounts of land was dispossessed from the commons by force a few hundred years ago, and now we have the rule of "private property" - which most people never wanted.

      You must be joking. Everybody wants and always has wanted private property! The only difference is that recently they've actually had the opportunity to acquire as muich of it as they could achieve. The myth of the commons is a leftist fairytale, the only time where that actually held true was under very limited conditions and for certain types of property for a very short period of time. Farmers did not share cattle or pigs, except maybe for breeding purposes.

      Millions of people are dying right now because of these policies because resources are being hoarded by a small number of people and don't get to where they are needed (food, water, medicine).

      Please. Food water and medicines aren't geting to people in developing countries because of the local tyrants, dictators, or other failures of the state, not because greedy white people are hoarding them all.

      So your beloved capitalist system is murdering "millions upon millions of innocent people" as we speak, and you still seem to think it's working well.

      Start with a false axiom and you inevitably end up with a false conclusion. GIGO.

      Science and engineering are amazing, but they only serve the interests of the ruling ideology - they can't fix the world's problems on their own.

      Yet they've been doing exactly that, working hand in glove with capitalism, which propagates their discoveries and advances.

      Unless they are oriented towards actually doing good for society they are just going to keep (for the most part) producing junk that makes more money for rich people.

      And we swing right back to neoreligious ideologies secure in the notion that THEY know what's best for people, nobody else, all evidence to the contrary pushed aside. People actually know what they want, that's why they're willing to pay money for it. Who are you to decide what's junk or not? With that said the government should play a role in disincentivising destrcutive habits like smoking and destructive developments like monopolies. Keep in mind that this is different to controlling these activities, prohibition and te war on drugs are evidence enough that if you take away what people want, far more dangerous capitalists arise to provide it.

      But it's blinkered in the extreme to believe that either full state control or unfettered capitalism are the answer. Although it is notable that of the two, the former has been by far the most destructive.

      The only advantage the state has over corporations is that the state is accountable to the populace at large. When that bargain falls apart, you start to see the rise of the likes of libertarians, as a direct result of state failures and inefficiencies. Go talk to some of the people who actually lived under collectivised soviet regimes in Eastern Europe, they won't be long correcting your misapprehensions.

    18. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The enlightened liberals from the 18th-earth 20th centuries weren't middle class people looking for jobs. They were wealthy upper class looking for intellectual pursuits since money was not a concern for them. Sure, humanities and arts are important for society. But that doesn't mean society owes you a guaranteed secured lifetime job appointment.

    19. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    20. Re:market at work by Minwee · · Score: 1

      If people in this field actually tried to use this amazing insight to better the world, society might put more value in it.

      Instead, they circle jerk amongst themselves with projects so bafflingly abstract that no one outside of their field gets any kind of value out of it.

      There's no need to keep bashing on Computer Science here.

    21. Re:market at work by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Most of the art, literature and music I see is not being produced by those with a humanities Ph.D. Most of it is being produced by those who are passionate about the art/music/literature. Most people I met taking humanities in university were not passionate about much a all. A select few were, and they probably went on to do something interesting with their lives. But for the most part, people in the humanities were just there because they were told to go to university, and humanities offered the easiest route to a degree. Easy admission standards, easy courses. They picked it by default because it was easier than getting a science/engineering/math/business degree.

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    22. Re:market at work by digsbo · · Score: 1

      There are so many things right with this post, I almost don't know where to begin, but I think this is the key for me:

      You don't need to take a humanities course to care about humanity, nor do you need to view the world through an ideological lens in order to improve it. Quite the opposite in fact, leftist ideologies have been responsible for the murders of millions upon millions of inncoent people in the 20th century alone.

      This nails it all on such a profound level. If the Humanities PhDs didn't spend time insulting me for not having a degree even though I'm better versed in philosophy, and castigating me for chasing money at a corporate job where I learned about economics and how value is produced, and overall thinking I'm a neanderthal and discount everything I say as "extremist rants" because I believe I should be allowed to make my own choices and leave others to theirs, I might not enjoy it so much when they can't get a job and realize self-actualization.

    23. Re:market at work by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I want to apologize a little for the anger in that post, but I have been told by a friend that his vote should count for more because he has a master's in International Conflict Resolution (I'm just generally anti-war, anti-intervention, and that's not clever enough for him I guess).

    24. Re:market at work by mnooning · · Score: 1

      Worthless? I think not. I for one would much rather have my fries served to me by a proper speaking philosopher than some random kid off the streets.

    25. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > right books

      Yeah - humanities education is worthless.

      So, how much did you get paid for correcting his grammar?

    26. Re:market at work by Pfhorrest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Capitalism is what people do when you leave them alone. You may as well say physics is a religion.

      People also steal from and enslave and murder each other when you "leave them alone", in the sense of total unregulated anomie.

      To say that people should be "left alone" in that sense is still to take an ethical, moral, or as you've been calling it, ideological stance. To say that nobody should do anything about it; that it is ok, acceptable behavior. Moral nihilism is still a moral position: the position that everything and its negation is OK, that nothing is either forbidden or obligatory.

      Now on the other hand, what I think you probably more likely meant to say, is that free markets (which are not identical to capitalism) are what happen when people leave each other alone, in the sense of not stealing from and enslaving and murdering and otherwise violating and exploiting each other. But because people will violate and exploit each other if "left alone" in the earlier sense, i.e. if nobody stops them, then in order to achieve a state where we all leaving each other alone in the later sense, we cannot "leave alone" those who would violate and exploit others.

      Freedom requires either everybody to be perfectly well behaved of their own accord (good luck with that), or for there to be enough people actively counteracting the misbehavior of others (but going no further in their actions against those others than to counteract their actions). As Adam Smith put it, a free market is a well-regulated market.

      And whether the practices that underlie capitalism (which, again, does not simply mean a free market) count as misbehavior or not, and are in need of counteraction or not, is an ideological position. Should we let people exclude others from the means of production by force, and even help them do so? (i.e. should it be privately owned?). Should we let people demand repayment on borrowed money or goods beyond the return of the money or goods, on threat of force, and even help them do so? (i.e. should contracts of rent and interest be enforceable?) Capitalism answers "yes" to both of those questions; a "no" answer to either would not be capitalism, but could still be a free market.

      To lose a free market, you'd have to answer "yes" to "Should we let people demand goods and services from others on threat of force?" It could be argued that allowing that on threats other than force would also lose the freedom of the market. Should we let people demand goods and services from others on threat of the release of private information (e.g. blackmail, I'll tell about your affair unless you pay me off). Should we let people demand goods and services from others on threat of letting them starve or freeze to death because they have no food or shelter? Now it's getting into controversial territory. But no matter what your answer to that question is, you're taking an ideological stance.

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    27. Re:market at work by phantomfive · · Score: 1
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    28. Re:market at work by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      To say that people should be "left alone" in that sense is still to take an ethical, moral, or as you've been calling it, ideological stance.

      A swing and a miss. At no point did I say that unfettered capitalism was the best of all possible worlds, merely that people, left to their own devices, tend to place value on goods and services and develop a market under their own steam, rather than someone sitting down in a cave somewhere and saying "hey let's build a stock exchange because we deeply believe in the fundamental principle of private property".

      So you've deliberately and rather poorly misrepresented my position, then constructed an argument to attack that misrepresentation, whose value in this particular market is actually less than zero given that it takes away from the legitimacy of any further posts from you on the matter.

      And bonus negative points for backhandedly equating the ownership of private property and the exchange of said goods and services to people who "steal from and enslave and murder each other". Someone's ideological bias is showing, sadly, and it's not mine. ;-)

    29. Re:market at work by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      At no point did I say that unfettered capitalism was the best of all possible worlds

      Maybe not but you suggested that capitalism was in some way non-ideological when it's certainly not.

      merely that people, left to their own devices, tend to place value on goods and services and develop a market under their own steam, rather than someone sitting down in a cave somewhere and saying "hey let's build a stock exchange because we deeply believe in the fundamental principle of private property".

      Yes and, as was my point, people when left to their own device also tend to do whatever they can to exploit and live off the work of others up to and including enslaving them and credibly threatening them with death to enforce that enslavement. The slave-driven economies of the ancient world, the capitalist economies of the modern world, and the feudal economies that bridged the gap between them, were none more or less "natural" than the others. They were and are just what people tended to do in their respective times when nobody stopped them from doing it. In other times people did stop them from doing some of those things, and then people tended to do other things instead; if we allowed feudalism or slavery today, people would tend to do those sometimes too. Would that make a nonchalant stance toward slavery somehow non-ideological? Would "people hold slaves, and I don't object to that" be ideologically neutral just because if nobody objects to it people will tend to hold slaves?

      And bonus negative points for backhandedly equating the ownership of private property and the exchange of said goods and services to people who "steal from and enslave and murder each other".

      There was no equation, there was illustration by analogy.

      You claim that people tend to do a certain thing if nobody stops them and then claim that supporting or allowing that thing is ideologically neutral because of it.

      I point out that there are other things that people tend to do if nobody stops them, things that we do not generally consider non-chalant attitudes toward to be ideologically neutral.

      Thus illustrating a counterexample to the principle you seem to be employing, to make the point that accepting or protesting the practices of capitalism is no less ideologically neutral than accepting or protesting the practice of slavery, etc. Not because the two are the same thing, but because in either case it doesn't matter whether people will tend to do it if not stopped or not, you're still taking an ideological position if you say either that you're ok with it or that you're not.

      If you're asked "Should this happen?", any answer you give will be a moral opinion. If you respond "that does happen", you've just avoided the question and given an answer to a completely different one.

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    30. Re:market at work by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Yes and, as was my point, people when left to their own device also tend to do whatever they can to exploit and live off the work of others up to and including enslaving them and credibly threatening them with death to enforce that enslavement.

      Governments are no less likely to do such things than individuals. I believe you're implying that government is by nature tending to prevent slavery and exploitation. I don't believe that's true, simply by looking at the massive exploitation and murder of citizens by their own governments in the 20th century, and including the unprecedented and ongoing theft of wealth from wage earners to banks today via inflation.

    31. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Steve Jobs, and who the fuck is Santosh Jayaram?

    32. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would not assume that the writer did not know the difference between write and right. We all make mistakes, and I believe the writer here actually knows the difference between write and right.

    33. Re:market at work by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Governments are made of people and do whatever the majority of politically active people want or at least allow them to do. You're reading too much into my position and wrongly assuming, as most do, that the negation of capitalism necessarily entails some kind state-controlled command economy, and that opposition to capitalism means support of the state. There's a thing called libertarian socialism which opposes both. You should look it up.

      Anyway, yeah, governments can enslave and exploit and steal and so on just as others can -- and note here that "governments" is not the antonym of "individuals", as there are non-government aggregate entities (corporations being the big one here, but clubs, coops, NPOs and NGOs, even families, all count too), and governments like all aggregate entities are still composed ultimately of individuals.

      The point is that what people will tend to do is always constrained by what other people -- acting as individuals or in aggregate, as governments or otherwise -- let them do. And what people should or shouldn't let other people do is always going to be an ideological issue. What's happening now is what people tend to do, yeah -- when other people let them do that and don't let them do other things that they might do instead. Whether that is the right choice of things to let and not let people do is a moral question, and even saying "yeah it's fine how it is now whatever" is taking a position on that moral question, not some kind of above-the-fray neutrality.

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      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    34. Re:market at work by voltorb · · Score: 1

      Fancy words you have there. Keep telling yourself "enlightenment" was thanks to PhDs and valuable papers in philosophy and other departments, not science and miserable people.

    35. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A humanities degree isn't worthless, but times have changed. In the past you only had the choice of a humanities, science or professional degree. A humanities or science degree provided you with the general skills you could use for a wide range of occupations. Now the number of people with degrees has doubled and there are lots of specialised degrees so a general degree like a humanities degree isn't as useful.

      I would be the same whatever theories a humanities degree taught, so there is nothing to fix. You just need less humanities degrees and so less people to teach them. And with time you need less people to publish research in the humanities because in many areas like literature and history there comes a point when all the the available data has been tabulated, and all of the possible alternative theories explaining it have been written, and all of them are available to anybody anywhere. The idea that there is an infinite number of interesting humanities PhD theses is crazy.

      Even though there aren't jobs people can still pursue the humanities as a hobby. The humanities are particularly well suited to MOOCs so you and read a full degrees worth of material, practice writing and answering questions on it, all without ending up with $120k of debt you can only escape by dying.

    36. Re:market at work by doom · · Score: 1

      Ah, but does he know the difference between right and wrong, and would a humanities education help?

    37. Re:market at work by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Unbelievable - our current society is founded on liberal "enlightenment" values that were the result of a lot of people trained in philosophy and other "worthless" subjects that enabled them to analyze how society as a whole operated, what we should value, and imagine alternatives.

      A slight correction: not "a lot of people". A tiny minority, really, who could pursue such things, having time and money for it, because they were aristocracy feeding off the rest of the populace. A peasant of the Renaissance age did not get a PhD in liberal arts. He didn't get any degree at all, for that matter.

      So, basically, if you want to get back to that system, you need to establish a new caste of thinkers, which are funded by everyone else. I'm not making any moral judgement on that, just saying that this sort of thing just won't magically appear in and of itself in a more egalitarian capitalist society.

    38. Re:market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I respect that you copped to it, but you're not the only one. There's a tsunami of butthurt against the Humanities in these comments. It's hard to imagine where all the resentment is coming from. I did not expect anti-intellectualism on Slashdot.

    39. Re:market at work by digsbo · · Score: 1

      It's hard to imagine where all the resentment is coming from.

      No kidding. I thought I explained pretty clearly: "I have been told by a friend that his vote should count for more because he has a master's in International Conflict Resolution"

      I have other examples of that kind of condescension from him. He's a well-meaning individual, but hopelessly unable to make a decent living, or solve basic practical problems, and nearly seems to look down on me BECAUSE I can. And I hardly think my experience is unique.

    40. Re:market at work by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I am not sure I agree. With a few exceptions, I'm quite capable of going to original source material myself without it being brokered to me by a Humanities PhD. I can read Greek philosophy, observe art, and happen to take piano lessons (for over six years now) from an MFA.

      Only ONCE in my adult life did I find a Humanities PhD useful, and he pointed me at an original source work about labor issues during the industrial revolution, and warned me almost everyone BUT him in his field was essentially a Marxist.

      To think that there are no other choices than to think we need hordes of mediocre PhDs in humanities or be dead inside is a false dichotomy.

      And again, to be real freaking clear, there is a world of difference between a fine arts major who can be evaluated on performance in terms of art, music, and theatre, or a Humanities major who kisses ass to get a dissertation through the committee. Sorry, Humanities PhDs are NOT the ones producing art and music. And most of the lit these days is warmed over Marxist garbage.

    41. Re:market at work by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Governments are made of people and do whatever the majority of banks want or at least allow them to do.

      FTFY.

  11. Head em up move em on out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not exactly an inspiration to collegians these days to continue in the university system after graduation.

  12. We have to meny people getting degrees when they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    To meny people are in college and there are to meny joke degrees. We need more tech / trade schools

  13. corporatization of universities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, they have become a business... that recruits with the same tactics as a cult.

    Why is this so difficult to grasp?

  14. Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When the only meaningful employment in an entire field is teaching others in that field, eventually things are going to implode.

    It sucks that some people have a passion which society doesn't give a shit about, but in our defense, liberal arts types have done very little to make this stuff accessible to us inartistic plebs.

    If you want society to value you, produce something that society values! Absurd abstract work that no one except maybe yourself understands or likes isn't going to encourage people to fund the arts.

  15. Entering students too young by GlobalEcho · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The median time to get a Ph.D. is nine years.

    I think students who enter are often doing so by default. Education has been their life unto that point, they have always been outstanding students, and they enjoy it. They are too young and inexperienced to realize how long 9 years is and what they'll be missing (or perhaps they are too optimistic about their personal chances of being an outlier).

    1. Re:Entering students too young by sandytaru · · Score: 2

      That was the case for my husband, although he got his PhD in education and not humanities. But he basically wanted to be a professional student. Lucky for him he DID become the outlier and was awarded tenure at his job this year, which he likens to smoking a pack a day and living to be 100.

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    2. Re:Entering students too young by Megane · · Score: 1

      They are also too young and inexperienced to realize just how much student loan debt they're going to end up with after 9+ years of college.

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    3. Re:Entering students too young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ph.D. students, even in the humanities, typically get financial support so they can stop racking up debt, or at least they accumulate it much slower.

      However, if they end up having to switch careers after getting that Ph.D. then it is a huge delay in getting their career off the ground.

    4. Re:Entering students too young by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Education has been their life unto that point, they have always been outstanding students, and they enjoy it.

      I can speak only for myself, but that wasn't the case for me. The first 2.5 years of my undergrad were really lackluster. I only really got a fire lit under myself around my senior year of undergrad.

      Then I fought through 5 years (part time) for my CS master's degree, not because I loved the academic environment, but for some combination of love of the material and wanting a financially secure future.

      I later did a PhD for a combination of (a) wanting people to be willing to fund me to do research at the govt. lab I worked at, and (b) finding the material really interesting, and (c) hoping to have an even more secure future. It turns out (c) was simply misguided; that end would have been better ensured by me spending that time keeping abreast of trendy technologies and software tools.

      But back to my main point, none of my time in grad school was due to mere momentum or love of being in school. Every semester involved sacrifice, and a rethinking as to whether or not I expected the benefits to justify the costs.

    5. Re:Entering students too young by tomhath · · Score: 1

      This is true of a high percentage of would-be teachers. They don't know anything except school; the only career path they see is progressing from student to teacher. Sad, because it's such a big world out there once you get off campus.

    6. Re:Entering students too young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they just realized that they won't have to start paying it back as long as they stay in school.

  16. Dumb it down, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is about dumbing it down, right? Or am I misreading it?

    1. Re:Dumb it down, right? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      So... the solution to a worthless degree is to make it less valuable.

      Is that idea from the same idiots that try to fix our economy?

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    2. Re:Dumb it down, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like it... Fix a worthless economy by making it less valuable.. Now shh, they're going to print some more money to hand to bankers who defrauded the people.

    3. Re:Dumb it down, right? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      No, the solution to a worthless degree is to make it easier to get. Most (not all) people only take these things because they're an easy option. As the value drops, you have to adjust the effort/reward equation.

    4. Re:Dumb it down, right? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, what this economy needs is much more money on the supply side! We're SO lacking investors, not projects worth investing in...

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    5. Re:Dumb it down, right? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because that's what's going to happen.

      What will instead happen is that people who don't give a shit about what degree they have as long as they can claim they have some kind of sheepskin on the wall (because HR departments are about as smart as them and just want "some kind of master degree") will opt for that degree, creating even more use- and worthless degree holders.

      And considering how people tend to lump apples and prunes together, don't expect anyone to give a shit about a degree anymore, since they learned that even a Ph.D. means jack anymore, so for that job as janitor you need ... uh ... what's the next level up from Ph.D. again?

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    6. Re:Dumb it down, right? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's kind-of a downward spiral.

      And I'm not really so certain of the value of some of those other degrees anymore anyway (being holder of one myself). Certainly I could probably have gone down my chosen career path without one and on the whole would likely have been better off. Not that I regret it but in sheer value terms, not a great purchase.

  17. You can come back with half the pay and no benefit by Arakageeta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My girlfriend recently graduated with a PhD in history from a department ranked 11th by US News. She's won a number of nationally recognized awards. She still can't find a tenure-track job. She was hired as a visiting professor at a university for this past year. Pay was around $40k with benefits. She got great reviews from her students, so the university offered to re-hire her as an adjunct with the same workload (teaching four classes a semester)... but at *half* the pay and *without* benefits. Her pay and benefits were better as a graduate student! She politely declined the offer. Being valued so little by the same world that qualified you is hard to endure.

  18. perhaps more importantly, they are easier to FIRE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTFY

  19. What goes around comes around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best thing about the humanities is that computers aren't any good at them. On the other hand it is only a matter of time before computers are better at computers than humans are, whence 99.99% of all IT employees are functionaries for our machine overlords, at best, low-paid data janitors, more likely. Either way, appendages to the machine. Poets, postmodernists and the like will get all the chicks, because some things never change.

  20. 40%? by Ubi_NL · · Score: 3, Informative

    So 60% of phds gets a tenure position and they still complain? In Medical Biology less than 3% gets tenure

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    1. Re:40%? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      People with Medical Biology PhD.s are employable. In their field, not as Office Managers.

    2. Re:40%? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but with a Medical Biology degree there are lots of career paths open aside from teaching. When a tenure track position is the only decent career you're qualified for you have a problem.

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    3. Re:40%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is Medical Biology PhDs have other employment opportunities in their fields. Most Humanities PhDs are almost useless outside of academia.

    4. Re:40%? by rainmaestro · · Score: 1

      Not quite, the summary is misleading. According to the article, the 60% number came from this: there were 600 open tenure-track positions and 1000 fresh graduates, therefore 60%. What it ignores is that those 1000 graduates were emptying themselves into a pool already overflowing with graduates and existing non-tenure professors fighting for the same jobs. The actual percentage will be much, much lower.

      And that's just tenure track. Only a fraction of people on the track will actually receive tenure. Humanities tenures certainly aren't as rare as STEM tenures, but they also aren't nearly as abundant as the summary suggests.

    5. Re:40%? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      It does seem a bit odd (or, perhaps, telling) to expect that the only value of a humanities PhD is to teach in the humanities. If that's the case, it follows that since the only value is internal, they may as well eliminate the program entirely.

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    6. Re:40%? by sribe · · Score: 1

      So 60% of phds gets a tenure position and they still complain?

      No, Einstien, the article implies that 60% get a tenure-track position, which is quite different that getting a tenured position. It's the difference between being allowed to buy a lottery ticket, and winning the lottery ;-)

    7. Re:40%? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      So 60% of phds gets a tenure position and they still complain? In Medical Biology less than 3% gets tenure

      3%? Luxury! Why, my da' offered me -24% tenure, I had to be my own T.A., and made me park in student parking. Every mornin' when I came in he'd make me chair a new faculty working group and then hit me with a tire iron.

    8. Re:40%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but most people who get Phds in Medical Biology related fields end up working for pharmaceutical companies for lots of money. I knew two people who were both doing Phds in neurochemistry who were being paid to do so by a pharma company, on the expectation that their thesis work would form the basis of a research project within the company after graduation.

    9. Re:40%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and this is why they're getting PhDs in the humanities & not math.

  21. Re:We have to meny people getting degrees when the by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

    To meny people are in college and there are to meny joke degrees. We need more tech / trade schools

    Thanks for adding that insight to a discussion of English degrees.

  22. Pyramid Sceme by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

    The career options for half of the courses offered in universities are strictly limited to teaching that subject at some university. In that way, from a financial angle, they are simply pyramid schemes. Many of these disciplines important for science, ie Theoretical Physicists, but the idea of churning out classes of hundreds of future physicist is just ridiculous.

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    1. Re:Pyramid Sceme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... I'm a tenured professor at a large research university, in a science department, not in the humanities.

      This issue comes up with the humanities Ph.D. programs here. They're told essentially not to admit so many graduate students.

      I used to look at those programs and sort of think they were doing something nefarious. My guess is some of them are, but my perspective has changed a lot since being a professor.

      What I see now is this: the university administration, like lots of the public, verbally degrades the humanities, devalues them ("what do the humanities do for society" and whatnot). However, it turns out that people actually need to read and write, to communicate well, to reason, to understand ethical reasoning, to have an understanding of their past and their role in society. In fact, it turns out (actually to my surprise) that the departments with the largest demands for classes--not because of student interest, but because of basic degree requirements--are the humanities departments.

      So now what I've realized is this: the university cuts funding to the humanities departments because they're not valuable, not bringing in grant dollars, etc., but at the same time makes extensive use of their services. Those departments can't hire faculty, so what do they do? Sometimes they hire non-tenure-track adjuncts. But the easiest thing for the departments to do is admit grad students, and have them teach their courses (because *everyone* in that department is overburdened, including the faculty).

      When people talk about the impact of "corporatization" at universities, this is what they mean. Universities see the most important thing as profit (even if they're non-profit), which leads to departments generating profit the only way they can. If they can't get science grant dollars, and can't hire faculty to cover courses mandated by the university, they're going to hire grad students as cheap labor. It's like the sweatshop of the university economy.

      The other thing I've realized is that this doesn't just happen in the humanities. The pyramid scheme you refer to is happening in the biomedical sciences too, only there the grad students and postdocs are being hired to run labs to get grant money (rather than to teach courses to get tuition money).

      The solution to this all is to stop running universities as profit centers, and stop demeaning departments that actually *do* have value to society (I myself am sick of the state of writing among incoming college students). Departments should be given the funds they need to do their job, and people should be fired for not doing their work. (This has nothing to do with the tenure system, by the way--if a faculty member isn't teaching the number of courses/students that typical faculty teach across the university, including science departments, that should be grounds for loss of tenure. But if a faculty member is being asked to teach twice as many courses as what's typical of another department, either that other department should be teaching more courses, or the university should cough up the funds to hire more faculty.)

    2. Re:Pyramid Sceme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the idea of churning out classes of hundreds of future physicist is just ridiculous.

      Not if we really want science and technology to advance faster. More good physics research = more fundamental breakthroughs = more potential applications = more and better technology. Physics and maths are the source of all new technology. Physicists ought to be the royalty of academia and the most prestigious of all researchers. But they're not.

    3. Re:Pyramid Sceme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The career options for half of the courses offered in universities are strictly limited to teaching that subject at some university. In that way, from a financial angle, they are simply pyramid schemes. Many of these disciplines important for science, ie Theoretical Physicists, but the idea of churning out classes of hundreds of future physicist is just ridiculous.

      Because the private sector has absolutely no use for people extremely skilled at conceptually separating huge amount of data into separate problem domains, identifying weak and strong coupling factors, developing mathematical models for them and verifying the results using statistics...
      Positions theoretical physicist at my company (finance) hold, just from the top of my head: CEO, CTO, Senior Systems Architect, Performance Consultant (enterprise-wide), Senior Analyst. And we are constantly looking for more.

  23. It's a numbers game by petes_PoV · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If these humanities graduates were numerate as well as literate, they'd easily be able to calculate that supply far outstrips demand.

    If the only jobs for freshly minted PhDs is teaching the next generation of students (even supposing that most are only there to study for fun - and have neither the intention nor the motivation to try and get a degree-based job), then it will quickly become obvious to them that filling the "dead mens' shoes" is a suckers game. Given the low to zero growth in humanities departments, there simply aren't enough vacancies created every year.

    The biggest shame is that this comes as a surprise to so many of them AFTER they've graduated.

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    1. Re:It's a numbers game by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > The biggest shame is that this comes as a surprise to so many of them AFTER they've graduated.

      I think it's a matter of denial. Being in humanities is comfortable. You learn the process of being at university and the process of making your professors happy and the process of negotiating a doctorate, and the rest is social mixers and waking up in the park naked with no idea how you got there. (This isn't just me, is it?) If you're getting a full ride, there's a tendency, I think, to just enjoy the trip and not worry about what you're actually going to do with your life until the subject becomes urgent.

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    2. Re:It's a numbers game by LittleBunny · · Score: 2

      The biggest shame is that this comes as a surprise to so many of them AFTER they've graduated.

      This is probably the case for some. But I don't understand how it could be the case for very many. The mismatch between PhDs and available jobs has been in place for decades, and I don't know of anyone who is ignorant of it. If you so much as apply to a humanities PhD program in ignorance of the lay of the land, you have not done your homework. I teach at a liberal arts college. Every year I advise students who are considering graduate education. I give them the same advice I was given in the early 1990s, when I was in their position. That advice is: if you are not admitted to an absolutely top-tier institution for the PhD, DO NOT GO. Find something else to do. DO NOT enroll at a second-or lower-tier institution UNLESS you have a fallback career-- a family business, a trust fund, a talent for subsistence farming, whatever. The statistics regarding the number of PhDs in the humanities who find jobs are depressing; regarding those who get good jobs, apocalyptic. But if you confine your field of view to the top institutions, things look considerably better. Not great, but not as bad as the aggregated numbers suggest. From where I'm sitting, the causes of the mismatch between humanities PhDs and good jobs has two causes. First, strong supply: quite a few people would love to devote their lives to the study of the humanities, and they vote with their feet, and about nine years of their lives. And second, weak demand: the number of good jobs has shrunk because of the adjunctification of higher education generally. There may be other factors in play on the demand side, but I think everything else pales in comparison to the effect of the shift to contingent labor. In effect, most people who enroll in a PhD program in the humanities (and are not simply unaware of the supply/demand problem) are taking a calculated risk, and gambling that their decision will pay off. They are gambling against the odds, most of them. But it does pay off for some.

    3. Re:It's a numbers game by RZR_LZR · · Score: 1

      I think it happens for a number of reasons and blame goes around the table.

      A degree (singular, as in BS, BA, etc.) is useful for getting a good job. It helps you mature and tells employers that you can follow directions and complete complex tasks. It's very forgivable if people chose the "wrong" undergrad degree and end up not working in a related field. If I remember correctly this number is substantial in all fields of study. If you pick a college with good cost/value for you (including any grants and scholarships) it's not hard to end up with minimal debt that an unrelated job can pay off.

      Colleges and departments though, get funding based on all sorts of metrics including number of students. So they try to get as many talented students as they can. As an individual professor, you love your field of study (and knowing my some of my profs are basically married to it) so when you see talented students go by you want to encourage them to continue following in your footsteps. On a more pessimistic note you get cheap to free labor from these same students.

      This is where things fall down. Students are being told they're talented (which they could be be) and teachers and departments want to see them succeed and need them to keep funding. Nobody tells these students that it's a numbers game, and some of them who do hear it are likely to think "but I'm different." Add to that the fact that people go to college outside their ability to pay them back and you get problems like this. MA, MFA, and Humanity PhDs fighting over faculty positions or working at the local McDudes.

      Disclosure here: I have my MS degree in CS. Went to a community college, then regional state college, and got my masters from a respected private college without incurring any debt. (dropped out of PhD candidacy for employment and personal difficulties with my advisor). I know it's easier to get money in the market as a tech grad given increased relevance industry, but that doesn't mean we should automatically push people away from diverse undergrad degrees. I think we need to fully disclose the odds to students earlier.

  24. Re:The MLA doesn't want to reduce enrollments - WT by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Hey, we try to fix the economy that way, too, so why not the humanities?

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  25. The best way to guarantee jobs... by show+me+altoids · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...for humanities PhD grads is to add a required class in which they are taught all the nuanced ways in each regional dialect to say, "Would you like fries with that?"

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    1. Re:The best way to guarantee jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No - the correct question is "What size fries would you like with your order?" TFTFY...

  26. I'm a little conflicted by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    If we fix humanities (assuming it could be done at all) we would not have the humanities PHD to make fun of anymore.

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  27. I have a recursive quandry by quietwalker · · Score: 1

    If the primary application of a specific education is to provide that specific education to the next group of people who will be providing that specific education, doesn't that strongly imply that it's not a very necessary area of expertise to have, and in turn, you should NOT have many jobs because they provide no benefit?

    What is the end goal of getting an education that you only spend on furthering education? Specifically in the humanities fields where, often enough, the majority of obvious career options are in education, where you educate people so that they, one day, may also only apply their education to the field of education, and so on?

    1. Re:I have a recursive quandry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the end goal of getting an education that you only spend on furthering education? Specifically in the humanities fields where, often enough, the majority of obvious career options are in education, where you educate people so that they, one day, may also only apply their education to the field of education, and so on?

      Sounds like a pyramid scheme, and the early adopters got away with it! Smart folks!

    2. Re:I have a recursive quandry by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      This is supremely off-topic, but it's a Friday afternoon, so what the hay...

      I've been wondering similar things about evangelical Christianity. Some Christians seem to think that the big mission of Christians is to spread Christianity. But if that's all there is, then it seems like there's little other substance to the thing they're trying to spread, and so there's no clear point in doing so.

      I realize that's a gross simplification, but it's what comes to mind. It reminds me of that (old) SNL skit about the bank that makes change. When asked how they turned a profit, the bank rep said "volume".

    3. Re:I have a recursive quandry by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
      Some (mostly arts and humanities graduates) would say that the degree course is a goal in its own right. That they study to better themselves, to "grow", to realise a dream or for self-fulfillment.

      They will not tell you that they studied medieval engish literature, or history of art in order to get a job - although that won't stop them whining on about how well qualified (but for what) they are and how much they know, so why are they in dead-end jobs?

      So if they really are prepared to take a 3 year course, rack up 5 or 6 figures of debt and lose 3 years off the jobs market - ending up just as useful as a 18 y/o school leaver, just for self-fulfillment - it's probably just as well that they never get close to a professional position where their good judgement would be called for.

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  28. Re:We have to meny people getting degrees when the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To meny people are in college

    I'm just going to leave this right here, for the enjoyment of those who are fluent in English.

  29. Thanks by wechatspeedhack · · Score: 0

    Great article !

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  30. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by onepoint · · Score: 1

    I would advise your girlfriend to get a job with the military. History and battle tactics repeat themselves often, so her use would be of benefit.

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  31. Re:perhaps more importantly, they are easier to FI by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

    You are being flippant here. Hiring someone into a tenure track position is a lot more work than hiring someone into a temporary position. Someone in a temporary position is usually just going to teach classes and that's it. All you need to know is if they are knowledgable and can run a classroom. Credentials give you a ballpark idea of the first, and references give you an idea of the second. Budget-wise you only need a commitment from above for one year's salary, which is a lot easier to secure than a continuing salary. You don't have to worry about their research compatibility, long-term career plans, or their ability to get tenure.

    And if you screw up and hire a person who isn't up to the job, you don't renew them. So true, they are easier to fire, but that's a very small part of the story.

  32. Cultural issues by nine-times · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some critics think that the humanities have gotten too weird—that undergrads, turned off by an overly theoretical approach, don't want to participate anymore, and that teaching opportunities have disappeared as a result. ...

    I think this is pointing at a larger cultural issue: The "Humanities" disappeared down a post-modern rabbit hole of nonsense. It's become widely held by "experts" that classics are all bullshit and only the most novel works are interesting. Paintings aren't important unless it's an abstract piece painted with feces. Literature isn't interesting unless it's incomprehensible. Philosophy isn't worth talking about unless it's mathematically provable.

    These subjects have the potential to be incredibly interesting and even important to our lives, but instead it's relegated to pseudo-science and trivia, and as a result, a lot of the "expert" PhDs don't know what the hell they're talking about.

    1. Re:Cultural issues by sandytaru · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I majored in English for my undergrad. I quickly found that all literature was carefully supported BS, all my lit classes were teaching me was how to produce more carefully supported BS, and while I was good at the BS production I despised it and myself for doing it. I couldn't stomach it. It's a hot mess of group think.

      So I focused on technical writing instead, which was a good decision. There are not a lot of ways to BS in a software manual, nor do you really need to.

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    2. Re:Cultural issues by debrisslider · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What happened to you to make you so bitter towards harmless humanities cranks?

      The whole point of the article is that there are too many Ph.Ds out there. One way to get noticed is to do work in new areas - either reexamining an older work through the prism of newer theories, examining a newer book/artist that hasn't had a lot of critical attention paid to it yet, or tearing down someone else's criticism of older work.

      The humanities isn't narrowing, it's broadening. I assure you there are just as many people studying the classics as there were before, but there are also people following other interests that have more meaning for them - people spending their time on minority authors, foreign works, the avant garde, or radically different approaches to criticism. There's also a lot of political ax-grinding and agenda-driven studies, but that comes from being in such a personal field.

      It's easy to set up a strawman argument against professors who write theses about things you don't understand or don't want to understand or don't think are valid art (let's not go there), but it's still a pretty small area of interest. You are, however, more likely to hear some (cultural) conservative bitching about corner-case dissertations and minor gallery pieces made with menstrual blood, and whatever happened to gosh-darn UNDERSTANDABLE art, in the same way that you get old-timer laments about how violent the country has become when crime is at an all-time low, or how every teenager dresses like a prostitute because Miley Cyrus.

      There has been a backlash against 70s-80s style Continental theory for quite some time now - the heyday of 'overly theoretical' has died down. But also... why should undergrads dictate what they should be taught? I promise you, any high-schooler coming into Lit 101 has a pretty narrow view of how to interact with art, because that's just not taught in high school, because high school English is geared towards SAT scoring. It's difficult to learn new ways of reading outside of the common-sense interpretations, the "what does X symbolize?" essay questions printed in sophomore textbooks. If all you want to do is talk about what base symbolism means and whether characters have 'realistic' depictions, or bear testimony about how deeply something moved you, why pay thousands in tuition when you could just join a reading circle?

      What is so scary about learning new frameworks with which to interpret art? Placing works in context, historically and stylistically and politically? Spending some time thinking about how meanings are produced? Examining how something completely constructed and with a particular motivation can end up seeming so 'natural' and 'true'? Learning to completely disregard authorial intention in favor of coming up with your own meaning for something, OR learning more about an author and how the circumstances they lived in shaped their thought and style? Examining cultural or historical bias in older works through today's ideas about race, class, ethnicity, gender/sexuality, political power, psychology, etc? About looking beyond 'obvious' meanings? Learning a bit more about linguistics and grammar and cognitive language processing?

      All those things take a bit of "theory," because you kind of need a framework of words and concepts to be able to articulate them - how do you describe what you don't know how to describe because you haven't known to look for it before? Or if you don't need them, it's certainly easier to have a pre-established dictionary of terms to work with than to reinvent the wheel in every paper you write. Theory is shorthand for complex ideas. It's jargon, but no worse than reading a scientific paper without enough preparation. It makes no sense to an outsider, and people feel threatened by that for some reason - the big scary professor doesn't make sense to me, therefore he doesn't deserve a living. Kind of like how some people don't understand science, therefore it's wrong or incomprehensible or against the natural order of things because it doesn

    3. Re:Cultural issues by nine-times · · Score: 1

      What happened to you to make you so bitter towards harmless humanities cranks?

      I'm not sure why you'd put it that way. I would sooner say that, as a humanities crank myself, I'm bitter towards the treatment humanities get in academia, and in society as a whole. I'm not drawing on conservative news stories as much as on my own experience in going through higher education.

      I promise you, any high-schooler coming into Lit 101 has a pretty narrow view of how to interact with art, because that's just not taught in high school, because high school English is geared towards SAT scoring. It's difficult to learn new ways of reading outside of the common-sense interpretations, the "what does X symbolize?" essay questions printed in sophomore textbooks.

      I agree. That kind of analysis is stupid as well.

      why pay thousands in tuition when you could just join a reading circle?

      As much as anything, hopefully you will have a better reading circle if you're paying thousands of dollars in tuition to attend it. Otherwise, I'm not sure how the principle of the thing should differ. I guess a lot of people pay the tuition so that they can associate themselves symbolically with a minor league football team or basketball team, so paying for a superior reading circle doesn't seem so silly to me.

      Towards the end of your post, I have no idea what you're going on about. I certainly didn't say that analyzing old artistic/literary works wasn't a good thing to do, or that you shouldn't learn theories and develop frameworks for discussing them. I didn't complain about professors not making sense to me. My complaint was more that my experiences with higher education indicates that it's generally not rigorous enough. It focuses on modernity and novelty, and the professors don't actually understand their own fields well enough-- when it's taught by professors at all. Instead everyone is focused on getting published, which often means being controversial or novel while paradoxically playing it safe to please your peers.

    4. Re:Cultural issues by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Analytic philosophy's adherence to mathematical rigor is what saved it from falling down the post-modern hole that swallowed up all the "other humanities".

      (I'm not fond of that category "humanities" and how philosophy doesn't fit well into it. Paintings and literature are just arts. History is a thing of its own that transcends all the fields, arts and sciences alike, and so is philosophy. Lumping half the arts in with two big overarching fields in their own right doesn't sit well with me. Math also shouldn't be lumped in as a science, that's a thing of its own too on part with art, and we're completely lacking the normative analogues of science, engineering, and technology, although some things like sociology and anthropology are approximating a normative analogue of science, and bus-econ courses are in the right general area for a normative analogue of engineering and technology, but that whole area is woefully underdeveloped).

      (I drew a diagram of something like this once, though I wasn't sure how exactly to incorporate history into it).

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    5. Re:Cultural issues by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I agree that there's something a bit questionable about history and philosophy being lumped in with poetry and visual arts, but it's really hard to know where to draw the lines. Philosophy is arguably better suited to being treated as a soft science like psychology, but it doesn't quite fit there either. Meanwhile, some literature and poetry arguably border on being an expression of philosophy.

      We're getting into a tangent here, but though I don't know how to classify things, I do think it's important to classify "science" as being somehow linked to philosophy. Science began as a subset of philosophy, and the validity of science is dependent "natural philosophy".

      However, I'm not sure I share your view on philosophy's adherence to mathematical rigor. I've seen some mighty stupid philosophic arguments justified by what amounts to attempts to translate syllogisms into equations, and I think in the end, philosophy needs to make sense. It can be as obscure and difficult to understand as you'd like, but it has to come back to questions of "does this make sense?" and "is this true?" and "is this convincing?". Of course, the great thing about it is, that assertion is a matter of philosophic argument!

      But I'm going way off topic here.

    6. Re:Cultural issues by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I think I understand. My immediate reaction to reading your post was, "I hope he still reads literature, for fun at least. :-("

    7. Re:Cultural issues by debrisslider · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you'd put it that way. I would sooner say that, as a humanities crank myself, I'm bitter towards the treatment humanities get in academia, and in society as a whole. I'm not drawing on conservative news stories as much as on my own experience in going through higher education.

      I was a literature major myself, stopped taking classes just in time after my first experience with graduate-level education. Most of my post was written as a defense to the layman, going over issues I've debated with my more technically-minded friends. The "taking one stupid professor/artist you've read about and condemning the whole idea because of it" tactic is one I have had to dismiss more than a few times - not all modern art is scatological, postmodern books aren't incomprehensible, and subjects besides the classics are worth discussing, etc.

      As much as anything, hopefully you will have a better reading circle if you're paying thousands of dollars in tuition to attend it. Otherwise, I'm not sure how the principle of the thing should differ. I guess a lot of people pay the tuition so that they can associate themselves symbolically with a minor league football team or basketball team, so paying for a superior reading circle doesn't seem so silly to me.

      That argument was against the anti-intellectualism of undergrads, complaining about too much theory. There's nothing wrong with casual reading circles, and if that's the style of study you want to follow, that's great, but if you're going to take classes you've got to leave your preconceptions at the door. And if you're going to turn a class into a Harry Potter plot recap (which seriously did happen in one of my Dickens classes one day), why are you paying thousands per year to stunt your growth and career potential?

      Towards the end of your post, I have no idea what you're going on about. I certainly didn't say that analyzing old artistic/literary works wasn't a good thing to do, or that you shouldn't learn theories and develop frameworks for discussing them. I didn't complain about professors not making sense to me. My complaint was more that my experiences with higher education indicates that it's generally not rigorous enough. It focuses on modernity and novelty, and the professors don't actually understand their own fields well enough-- when it's taught by professors at all. Instead everyone is focused on getting published, which often means being controversial or novel while paradoxically playing it safe to please your peers.

      Again, I had no idea what position you were arguing from, so I gave a summary and basic defense of lit 101. Hopefully someone else will read it and get something from it if you don't need to.

      I was lucky enough to go to a good school in the UC system, so most of my professors WERE actual professors - one was a world-class Chaucer scholar (fluent in middle english and all), and another for Dickens (who unfortunately did let his class turn into a Harry Potter recap occasionally, but then again there was not one word of theory mentioned and he kept it free of 'bullshit' academic jargon). I don't think that there's anything wrong with modernity and novelty as subjects - and I had to go out of my way to take a class that had anything more recent than 1930. The publish-or-perish issue is certainly valid, but like I said, I view that as the symptom of the larger issue of the humanities' decreasing importance - bordering on outright scorn in at least half of the comments on this very story.

    8. Re:Cultural issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is pointing at a larger cultural issue: The "Humanities" disappeared down a post-modern rabbit hole of nonsense. It's become widely held by "experts" that classics are all bullshit and only the most novel works are interesting. Paintings aren't important unless it's an abstract piece painted with feces. Literature isn't interesting unless it's incomprehensible. Philosophy isn't worth talking about unless it's mathematically provable.

      Certainly there was a moment in the 1980s when some French theorists, who wrote in a frustrating and pretentious style called "The Meditation", became de rigeur and buggered everything up. Nonetheless, all their convoluted, wanky verbosity hid some very interesting ideas (eg Jean Baudrillard examined the destructive effect of the mass media on meaning itself and how this strangles our humanity; Jacques Lacan reformulated Freud to discuss the relationship between the looker and what is looked at through the concept of The Gaze).

      Before this, post-structuralism provided profound insights into the way the media content such as cinema and advertising functioned as political and sexual messaging and was able to appear to say one thing while conveying the opposite in parallel, sneaking in under our radar. The most famous paper demonstrating this is the amazing piece of work by the editors of Cahiers du Cinema concerning John Ford's Young Mister Lincoln. I'd also recommend the Jump Cut anthology of papers. If you are a beginner, start with Bordwell and Thompson's Film Art which targets undergraduates.

      Disclaimer: I work in the software industry and am not a humanities graduate; my reading of cultural studies is out of date now. Nonetheless, my fascination with cinema led me to read and teach myself quite a bit of this while I was bored and unemployed in the mid-1980s. I even audited one semester of film studies at local university (I aced it). The language of cinema inflects all of modern life - tv, advertising, recreation, politics. I benefited intellectually from this reading enormously and gained a quite different view of the world; I carry these critical thinking skills and methods to this day.

      Aside from this, I feel sorry for anyone who has not read some of the great novels of the late 20C.

    9. Re:Cultural issues by ruir · · Score: 1

      So you understand it is BS...you seem to have a future as a politician or in the Vatican.

    10. Re:Cultural issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is pointing at a larger cultural issue: The "Humanities" disappeared down a post-modern rabbit hole of nonsense. It's become widely held by "experts" that classics are all bullshit and only the most novel works are interesting. Paintings aren't important unless it's an abstract piece painted with feces. Literature isn't interesting unless it's incomprehensible. Philosophy isn't worth talking about unless it's mathematically provable.

      These subjects have the potential to be incredibly interesting and even important to our lives, but instead it's relegated to pseudo-science and trivia, and as a result, a lot of the "expert" PhDs don't know what the hell they're talking about.

      This must be that new definition of "widely held" that means "here are some caricatures of minority views".

    11. Re:Cultural issues by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      I do! I just recognize that what I'm reading doesn't have to have any deeper meaning to be enjoyable. I don't have to ponder the symbolism of red glass dishes or Doric columns in front of someone's house. I can simply enjoy the play of language for its own sake,

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    12. Re:Cultural issues by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I agree, though I also think it's good to realize that even if you don't ponder the symbolism of the red glass dishes, it may actually still be increasing your enjoyment. Great writers don't stick in a bunch of symbols for English professors to discover during a dry analysis. They *do* put in symbols and imagery and metaphor that will increase meaning and understanding by even casual readers, even if only on a subconscious level. Sometimes the authors put that stuff in only unconsciously themselves, but it's in there. You probably wouldn't enjoy it if it wasn't using metaphor to push certain psychology buttons in you.

  33. Perhaps some consideration of the employment... by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    I notice the phrase "tenure-track" used a couple of times to describe the desirable jobs that might be obtained with these degrees. I've never heard the word "tenure" used to refer to a job outside an educational institution. If the only job for the degree holder is at the same sort of educational institution where the degree was obtained, perhaps that department could be merged with the other departments that teach people who will end up working within the education industry. Other subsets of the humanities that teach people who become lawyers or human relations consultants branch off into subdivisions or separate schools that specialize in teaching oriented towards those specific jobs. A university department that specializes in pursuit of knowledge for its own sake might best be aimed at teaching those who are independently wealthy. They could teach concurrent courses in patron flattery and high level begging, but I think the courses that teach revenue generating skills would quickly split off and be primarily attended by people without the interest in knowledge for its own sake.

    1. Re:Perhaps some consideration of the employment... by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      That happens at Research I institutes, to some extent. Many of the university faculty members at the big schools only teach occasionally. The rest of the time they are doing experimental work.

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    2. Re:Perhaps some consideration of the employment... by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

      Actually we do have a very small number of life tenure positions outside Academia. The most noticeable examples would be Supreme Court Judges and Members of the UK House of Lords.

      The purpose of tenure is actually the holder the freedom to explore unpopular ideas and the freedom to make unpopular choices without having to worry about political consequences from the bureaucracy. Tenure in the judiciary and politics, along with separation of powers, was a practical solution to the previous abused of power under monarchy.

      In academia, tenure would give the holder the same intellectual freedom as the landed gentry who where independently wealthy and not in need of an income. The Nobel Prize ($1.2 million USD) and other major academic prizes serve a similar function as tenure, but without attaching the individual to an organization.

    3. Re:Perhaps some consideration of the employment... by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      Now I'm attempting to imagine experimental work in the humanities. I read about progress in human knowledge in the physical sciences fairly frequently, but it seems that I read about fundamental advances in mathematics more frequently than I do any in the humanities (with the understanding that, although the branches of psychology study humans, they count themselves among the sciences). That article in Slate on the benign transgression theory of humor was fairly interesting. Perhaps if more of the progress being made in the humanities was brought to light, society would have more interest in funding it. I think a lot of the current objection to funding the humanities comes from the feeling that one is paying others so that they can spend their time doing mental masturbation rather than expanding the scope of human knowledge in a manner that anyone else will care about.

    4. Re:Perhaps some consideration of the employment... by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      So then, it would be reasonable to expect that tenure would be granted to a small minority of the population of academia and that it would be inappropriate to consider tenure a likely outcome when pursuing study in the humanities. I notice that 8 years of $70k tuition plus the cost of a dwelling in the city eats up the direct financial value of a Nobel Prize pretty quickly these days, although I imagine that having won a Nobel Prize still makes it fairly easy to get a job.

  34. Re:We have to meny people getting degrees when the by Anrego · · Score: 1

    That is actually an impressive level of bad grammar.

    I mean I pride myself on subtle things, like never under any circumstances using "it's" without the apostrophe and even dragging out "irregardless" from time to time, but this is just brilliant.

  35. Math is hard. by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

    If professors are teaching their replacements, they need dramatically fewer students, or an ever continuing ponzi scheme.

    Assuming a stable population of x professors, with a career time of y years, each individual professor needs to engage only enough students to get a *single* success in y years. Assuming a success rate of z%, that means 1/z students in y years.

    So, concrete example - 30 year career, 50% success rate of training a replacement, means each professor gets to teach 2 students in 30 years. Say you teach them sequentially, you could theoretically replace yourself in 15 years, but then the successful student would need to wait another 15 years to take over, while you teach your "failure" case.

    The numbers get "better" as the success rate goes down, at least from the perspective of having enough students to justify gainful employment for 30 years. They also get "better" if the career is shorter.

    1. Re:Math is hard. by ruir · · Score: 1

      Take the continuing part, and you are quite right, higher education IS a ponzi scheme. We need more technical colleges.

  36. Why go for tenure? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't the goal be a world with no tenure?

    1. Re:Why go for tenure? by onepoint · · Score: 2

      In Capitalism, yes. Since the best will always be paid top $$$
      I really don't know how to argue the no side of this question but I believe that it has to do with job security.

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    2. Re:Why go for tenure? by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      The argument for tenure is that a professor needs insulation from the politics that inevitably comes about when they touch on prickly subjects. It's even more of a problem these days when you have helicopter parents harassing professors who gave their 19-year-olds a C and the 19-year-olds complained that the teacher was pro-union or talked about evolution, which went against their personal beliefs.

      All tenure means if that some student or parent makes a complaint like that, the professor gets a hearing before being fired. Even tenured professors can get fired for serious infractions, like sexually harassing a student or committing a crime.

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    3. Re:Why go for tenure? by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

      The main rationale for tenure is to provide a safe environment for unpopular ideas. In the sciences at least you do have ideas like plate tectonics and the big bang model, which start out as laughingstock ideas but eventually gain acceptance. The argument is: If people are afraid to propose controversial ideas then what happens to future innovations like this? You could look at a scientist like Hugh Everett, who had his big controversial idea (the Many Worlds Interpretation of quantum mechanics) too early in his career -- before he got tenure. He was effectively laughed out of academia.

      All of this probably only applies at the top research universities where such ideas are being generated and discussed. At a teaching-oriented school there is much less rationale for tenure.

  37. Too expensive and worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Time to close Black and Women's Studies programs everywhere.

  38. Supply and Demand by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    According to the report, 40% of new Ph.D.s won't be able to find tenure-track jobs... The MLA doesn't want to reduce enrollments, but they think the grad school programs should be quicker to complete and dissertations should be shorter and less complex.

    So since there's already too many PhDs competing for too few tenure jobs, their "solution" is to decrease the effort of getting the degree, which econ 101 tells us will increase the number of teachers. With increased supply (PhDs in humanities) and the same demand (no new teaching slots), price (wages in this case) should go down.

    ...maybe it makes a good case for humanities PhDs taking some economics courses during their decade of school?

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    1. Re:Supply and Demand by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      You have to consider the source. Which is a group that profits from people going through the PhD mill. The aim is not to improve opportunities but to keep the wheels turning and the money coming in. If the degree you offer is less useful, you have to make it easier to get to keep the chumps coming in.

  39. Re:We have to meny people getting degrees when the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To all of my sibling posters:

    You shouldn't need a Ph.D. in the humanities to recognize a "Whoosh!" moment.

  40. Corporatization of universities by swb · · Score: 2

    I think this is right, Universities have turned themselves into vocational systems which claim to provide educations that provide white-collar middle class jobs. It's why everyone "wants" to go to college so that they can get some corporate job.

    Of course the irony is that nobody gets a job anymore with their corporate-approved education.

  41. Hilarious Irony by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Am I the only one who finds it hilariously ironic that a lot of the people who insist that the future of work is everyone having a "creative" job (i.e., humanities) are the same people mocking humanities majors for having useless educations?

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    1. Re:Hilarious Irony by Maxwell · · Score: 1

      I find it hilarious you associated "creative" with "humanities". Those two are as close to opposites as the English language allows.

    2. Re:Hilarious Irony by CanHasDIY · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H...

      Your understanding of the term "humanities" is woefully incomplete. Probably because you didn't take enough of them.

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    3. Re:Hilarious Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry bud - Maxwell is right.

      The "creative" work he is talking about refers to creating products, even if those products are objects that live on a piece of silicon.

    4. Re:Hilarious Irony by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Why does a creative job necessarily have to do anything with humanities (as they're defined in the context of this discussion, i.e. what these PhDs are actually taught)?

  42. We have tenure... why? by jimmifett · · Score: 1

    Why should I care if someone can't get tenure?
    If you aren't useful either as a teacher,a researcher, or are an embarrassment to the school, welcome to the private sector. Why should a business be prevented from letting less valuable expenditures go?

  43. Corporatization? by backslashdot · · Score: 1

    Seriously? As opposed to what? Governmentization? Why would the government be any better than a corporation, especially when the government is given a monopoly? It's not like politicians or even many of the voters are less greedy than anyone else. At least corporations have some incentive to fund the humanities. Politicians incentive is to get re-elected and embezzle taxpayer funds and since they control the media and the investigative bodies who will hold them accountable when they fail to adequately fund the humanities especially if the findings are untoward.

    1. Re:Corporatization? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

      um, yes. corporatisation means academia feeds the interests of neoliberalism. Education is not a business. It is a social service and a fundamental right.

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    2. Re:Corporatization? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I am obligated to teach people stuff? What do I teach them? How can someone have a right to something if people have a right not to be forced to do work for others (slavery)?

    3. Re:Corporatization? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have the right to be educated, but you don't have the right to force someone else to somehow educate you.

    4. Re:Corporatization? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is feeding the interests of government and politicians any better than feeding the interest of corporations?

  44. unlikely to find a tenure-track job by DrJimbo · · Score: 1

    It is normal for it to be "unlikely to find a tenure-track job". It would be extremely unusual for it to be otherwise unless students in general embarked on a policy of assassinating at least one professor after getting their doctorate.

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  45. Mathematics makes it so by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 2

    I have a PhD in physics, where a much fewer percentage of people get tenure-track positions. I feel every grad student's pain here.

    Mathematically the entire doctoral system is designed to turn out more PhDs than can be absorbed by academia. Seeing why is simple: If the number of academic positions is constant over time, then every tenured professor who advises PhD students can only expect on average one of his or her students to get a similar position. This is just the mathematics of population replacement. The problem of course is that many professors turn out dozens of PhD students, far above replacement.

    The key for any PhD student -- regardless of field -- is to accept the fact that you will most likely spend the bulk of your career employed outside of academia. In engineering and many of the sciences this is understood, and people regularly go to tech companies and other places where the PhD profile is valuable. In humanities there aren't so many obvious places for PhDs to go HOWEVER this in my experience is more perception than reality. Marketing departments are full of English PhDs with very successful careers. The absolute key is to not define your skills too narrowly. If you bill yourself as, "I'm an expert in X, Y, or Z" you'll likely be disappointed, but if you can think of yourself as "I'm a good writer and problem-solver." you'll have a much better time of it.

    Unfortunately when you're a student, the "system" has no incentive to prepare you for this likely reality. They think of their mission as turning out academics, and because of selection bias (every professor by definition succeeded in getting an academic position) it's a self-reinforcing belief. There is a huge risk of disillusionment and bitterness if you the student have unrealistic expectations. I maintain that if more degree-granting institutions looked at where their graduates end up, then with some simple adjustments they could make it a far more useful experience: For example shortening the time to PhD, providing greater opportunity to acquire marketable skills, and more interaction with program graduates.

  46. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is your girlfriend a female historian of the hot 20 year old archelogist type, or the crime against humanity Mary Beard type? There is always room on TV for the first variety. The second, not so much.

  47. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by Maxwell · · Score: 1

    Why was your girlfriend sucking up to students? There is a time for that, and it is after sucking up to whoever can get her tenure and getting tenure. If you want tenure, every hour you spend outside mandatories with students is a waste of time. Also if less people are getting humanities degrees, less are taking history....

  48. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Liberal Arts and Humanities need a STEM infusion much like how technical degrees get a Humanities infusion as part of the graduation requirements.

    My Undergrad in Computer Science, required me to take 200+ level humanity classes. Humanity Majors just need to take pre-100 level Math and Science classes. (Basically a rehash on what they took in high school)

    As for creating a balanced education Humanity Majors should Take Calculus I-II and 1 200+ Level Math class. And none of this watered down Calculus for Humanities, take the same class that freshmen engineers are taking. And they should be required to take 2 100 level Natural Science Classes (Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Astronomy (The real Astronomy not star gazing and remembering the planets) )

    There is a lot of value in a humanity education, it teaches you new ways to think about situations, but so Does Science and Math, when the situation needs a solid fact not a well formed opinion.

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  49. Obligatory XKCD. Have you tried logarithms? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny
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  50. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by GGardner · · Score: 2

    Was she surprised by this outcome? What percentage of the previous, say, 20 history PhD students at her institution now have tenure track jobs? In the past 10 years, how many history PhDs has her institution matriculated? And how many tenure-track faculty have they hired? If the institution has graduated 50 PhDs in the last 10 years, and hired 5, you don't have to be a statistics major to see that there's a looming problem.

  51. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by Threni · · Score: 1

    Before she started down this route of getting a PHD and all that follows, did she investigate subsequent employment, or did she just assume that people would offer her great jobs/throw money at her? (Don't take this sarcastically, I'm just curious about some of the things people study and their expectations. It's seems like a variation on the Cargo Cult).

  52. Circular logic is circular. by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

    To summarize the summary, there are too few tenure-track professorial positions in the Humanities for most of the graduates to get a tenure-track position. This is because the demand for Humanities professors is down, because fewer people are going into Humanities, because it's too "weird" and takes too long to get a degree. So the proposal is to reduce the requirements for a degree, thus increasing enrollment and increasing the demand for professors.

    Left unstated is the fact that having more Humanities students will also increase the supply of Doctors of Humanities, who will need jobs, so we'll need even more students to soak up an even greater excess of professors. And so on, ad infinitum. (That's Latin. I'm told Humanities profs like Latin phrases.)

    Somebody remind me again, why do we even want the number of Humanities graduates that we already have?

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  53. Re:It's a numbers game - Art History anyone? by onkelonkel · · Score: 3, Informative

    You are exactly right.

    There was a sad story on the radio the other day. A nice lady with a PHD in Art History was living in her car because she was broke and unemployed.

    What struck me was how very _betrayed_ she felt. Here she had studied hard, gotten good grades, and had achieved the highest academic degree possible and yet the job she expected wasn't forthcoming. All her life she was told "you need a degree to get a good job" and she somehow interpreted that to mean that if she got a degree she would get a job. Her whole attitude was that she was all but promised a job, and that it was the university's fault that this job wasn't there, and that she should have been told by the university that there were no jobs in her chosen field "before they took her money".

    She wanted to work as a museum curator, cataloging and managing the museums art collection. When asked how many such jobs existed, she was taken aback, as if she had never thought about it and then said maybe 10 or 20 in the entire province.

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  54. "fix"? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Fuck you. Ain't nothing in my PhD in English needs to be "fixed". Ain't that some shit?

    Gave me a lucrative career and retirement at 50, and now you're gonna tell me it needs to be fixed. I'll fix my size 12 New Balance Minimus v2 cross-training shoe up your motherfucking ass.

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  55. Money Matters by jmd · · Score: 1

    Human rights don't.

    And by the way... next time you hear someone compare today with the 60s tell them it just ain't true! The 60s was about human rights and humanities were an integral part of everyone's life. Now with disappearing humanities in universities..... comes the curtailing of human rights.

    Because we know less and less what it means to be human.

  56. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    Tenure should be viewed as a bonus or a nice reward, not a career goal.

  57. I think by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I think the fact that these people think a "tenure track" is the only use for the degree just might have something to do with why fewer people pursue it.

    Maybe a few people don't want to teach, hmm?

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  58. Captain Picard by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    Guess what the captain majored in, or at least spent vast amounts of his time on. The guy is well versed in ancient litterature, plays, myths and countless civilisations and archaeology. He enjoys it and always has some tale or teaching to bring up to Data, or Jordy or Riker or the rest of the crew.

    It struck me when I watched the series last year (first time). Ha, this captain had an old school education! I'm gonna watch a fluent nice guy who comes from the 1950s or 60s (the actor did) planted in that pretend 24th century setting. Didn't work out bad.
    Yeah, humanities were a sign of bourgeouisie or high society, i.e. it allowed you to be in circles of power. Snobbishness, self-importance, pontification and circle-jerking maybe but it had some elegance over mastery of "marketroid bullshit generator" or how the highest pursuit of life is to be a millionaire accountant and mystificator.

    1. Re:Captain Picard by digsbo · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about this, is it's counterintuitively accurate. Most of the captains and officers of history were aristocrats, and therefore well educated in the liberal and even fine arts. I enjoyed the scenes in "Master and Commander" where the captain and doctor played string duets. But the truth is, the people going to get PhDs in humanities are just middle class wankers who are not destined for a starship Captain's chair.

  59. Economics no longer a required course? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently the author doesn't understand supply & demand curves. His solution to over-supply is to reduce barriers to entry which will increase supply and lower both wages and tenure rates. If we're not going to increase the available number of tenure track humanities positions (unlikely) then it seems the correct answer is to make a Humanities Phd harder to get, not easier.

    1. Re:Economics no longer a required course? by tomhath · · Score: 1

      it seems the correct answer is to make a Humanities Phd harder to get, not easier.

      I think the best solution is more articles like TFA. Put the word out that it's foolish to get a PhD in a field where the only employment option is teaching graduate students.

  60. The Doctorate in Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been applying for teaching jobs at universities for almost a year. At the age of 62 and with almost 30 years experience as a teacher, professor (Vanderbilt University), and professional performer in my local Symphony (Nashville, TN) - I have (over and over) run into the requirement for a doctorate in order to even apply. This is clearly a false economy and is driven by many motives that have nothing to do with my ability to teach and inform students. The requirement for a doctorate is now almost always absolute. It used to be that teaching positions were listed as "Doctorate or equivalent" meaning that a life-time of experience and proof of excellence on a day to day basis had value. No more. Now...Doctorate Required is the requirement in order to even apply for a job as a teacher.

  61. Details? by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

    What in the world does someone with a humanities Ph.D. do to decrease misery, reduce tension, reduce stupidity, properly guide masculinity, or improve religious knowledge?

    What does someone with a humanities Ph.D. do to progress mankind or help mankind survive?

    Do some humanities Ph.D.s do a better job than others at these tasks, and can we winnow out those that are doing a poor job?

  62. For those who aren't independently wealthy... by hsthompson69 · · Score: 2

    ...it's pretty important to choose the quickest path to the most income.

    Arts and humanities are hobbies, and everyone should enjoy them on their own time. That doesn't stop the fact that bills need to be paid, and real work needs to get done, which is why if you're going to spend $250k on college, you'd better have a plan for the income required to pay that off afterwards.

    Do you feel like you don't have the opportunity to engage in your arts and humanities hobbies? If not, who do you hold responsible for that, and how will you force them to support you?

  63. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by RZR_LZR · · Score: 1

    A paraphrase of a joke I heard from a history major: A plane crashes with 100 history professors, PhD students and post docs rejoice over new openings.

  64. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humanity Majors should Take Calculus I-II and 1 200+ Level Math class. And none of this watered down Calculus for Humanities, take the same class that freshmen engineers are taking.

    Oh, the Humanities!
    Come on. They do not need that much "pure" math (the key word is "need"). Hell, many STEM majors don't even need that much.
    A class in personal finance and a watered-down class in interpreting statistics would probably be more beneficial.

    P.S. Fuck Beta.

  65. market at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "dae STEM master race??"

  66. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Freshman engineers (or at least EEs) don't really take any engineering classes. Just math and gen eds.

  67. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

    100-level college math and science are useless if you are not continuing along the progression of studies, it's like learning the alphabet of a language and going no further. The only advantage might be that they could offer an opportunity for the kids to save themselves by switching majors, though those introductory classes usually test the resolve of even those committed to the subject. Humanities majors don't need more distractions, they should be focused on qualifying for or conning their way into a job. Of course if humanities programs actually were concerned with students' best interest and emphasized this most students would find dropping from the program to be the best choice

  68. Lincoln's Sexuality by enter+to+exit · · Score: 1

    Apparently the humanities wasn't always so broken. There was a time, before the mythical 60s that a few of our politicians and influencers would have an understanding of the Arts. Having a degree that tried to make you "well rounded" might have been a bonus in some non-technical fields.

    Now that culture has deemed that _everybody_ must have a degree, the humanites has become what people who shouldn't have a tertiary education study. It's been dumbed down just to get these people through the course and by the cult of postmodernmism.

    On top of that, it's become overly politcal and aggressively liberal - you can only dissect Lincoln's sexuality (btw, the only acceptable anwser is that he was gay) so many times without the whole thing becoming a meaningless farce.

    As a result we're governed by technocrats - people with a lot of niche knowledge, but little broad knowledge.

  69. IAMA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a mathemetician and parent. My wife and I know our daughter will not swim in the olympics. Swimmers are very easy to analyze that way. However, she enjoys the sport and competing, and it sets a healthy exercise pattern for her, so we continue to spend a thousand dollars a year on swim team. There's a vague chance that we'll get some return if she swims in college, but probably not, and we're not assuming that in the cost/benefit analysis.

  70. Oh this is hilarious by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    Others point to the corporatization of universities, which are increasingly inclined to hire part-time, 'adjunct' professors, rather than full-time, tenure-track ones, to teach undergrads.

    This is from the Modern Language Association? Hell when I was an undergrad 20+ years ago they didn't have professors teach language courses. That was done by wet behind the ears grad students in charge of classes of 15-20 students.(Oh and it didn't seem like it was a new thing.) I know, I know. The language professors couldn't do it because they were too busy with research. You know, if you're a Spanish prof well you have to do that research of eating Serrano ham in Spain or maybe you're a French prof. Damn it, you can't teach, you've got to drink your coffee by the Seine river, oops I mean do research.

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  71. I look forward to... by Zanadou · · Score: 1

    I look forward to the inevitable abuse and ridicule of the humanities by most of the readership of Slashdot.

    I'm sure I won't leave disappointed.

  72. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Tenure should be viewed as a bonus or a nice reward, not a career goal.

    Tenure is a hugely valuable asset - we shouldn't be surprised that people go after it. Similar in many ways to a huge annuity, except you do have to teach the Freshman lecture to keep getting it.

    Some are even starting to talk about how tenure's value should be taxed.

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  73. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by khchung · · Score: 1

    OTOH, 100-level college humanities are useless if you are not continuing along the progression of studies, it's like learning the alphabet of a language and going no further. The only advantage might be that they could offer an opportunity for the kids to save themselves by switching majors, though those introductory classes usually test the resolve of even those committed to the subject. STEM majors don't need more distractions, they should be focused on qualifying for or conning their way into a job.

    See, it works both ways.

    BTW, GP was calling for Humanity majors to take 200+ level Math classes, not 100-level.

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  74. Academic pyramid scheme and basic income solution by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Caltech Vice-Provost on pyramid scheme: http://www.its.caltech.edu/~dg...

    From 2004, and it has only gotten worse: http://www.villagevoice.com/20...

    Still, also problems in science for anyone: http://philip.greenspun.com/ca...

    More by me from 2009:
    "[p2p-research] College Daze links (was Re: : FlossedBk, "Free/Libre and Open Source Solutions for Education")"
    http://p2pfoundation.net/backu...
    "[p2p-research] The Higher Educational Bubble Continues to Grow"
    http://p2pfoundation.net/backu...

    We can and should do better than this as a society.

    My proposed solution: a "basic income" (as well as an expanded gift economy and better subsistence via 3D printing and cheap solar panels and cheap agricultural robots). Then anyone can live like a graduate and think and talk and publish all they want on whatever topic they like. Of course, if people want to afford lab space or equipment, that is more of a challenge, and they might have to do paying work. But so much can be done with cheap computers and cheap equipment now, that a lot of good tabletop research can still be done on a shoestring.
    http://www.basicincome.org/bie...

    One example (not saying it will work, but is it tabletop physics/chemistry on the cheap):
    http://www.e-catworld.com/2014...

    Even most millionaires would be better off with a basic income IMHO:
    http://www.pdfernhout.net/basi...

    Now if only the legions of unemployed humanities PhDs (and some unemployed law school graduates too) would just collectively take up this cause for a basic income and expanded gift economy etc. and write stories about it, write persuasive essays about it, write funny viral videos about it, lobby for incremental laws about it (Social Security for All from Birth), and so on. Then we might see some accelerating movement on it... My own attempts in that direction, which I'm sure those legions could vastly improve on:
    "The Richest Man in the World: A parable about structural unemployment and a basic income "
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Nothing short of a big social shift like that is going to solve the fix academia is in, between the student load debt bubble about to burst and the collapsing pyramid scheme of the value of a PhD to train other PhDs. Instead we are seeing play out the ultimate folly of expanding cradle-to-grave schooling as a sort of arms race where parents invest vast amounts of money in hopes their offspring will have secure more credentials than someone else whose parents have less money and so get some coveted job in academia or elsewhere. All the while, AI and robotics are taking on more and more jobs -- even grading student essays and doing it so cheaply that, as in the parable above, humans need not apply.
    http://tech.slashdot.org/story...

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  75. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    It's a perverse incentive really though and attracts the kind of people who aren't confident they will continue to provide value (or just want to reach a stage when they don't want to have to bother)

  76. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 1

    I don't see how you can be a chemical engineering without differential equations and that is after calculus 3. You can forget how to solve them because the computer can do that part but you HAVE to know how to set them up to be solved. I have worked with some models for reducing experiment time to bring new drugs to market and so far those have been nasty coupled differential equations with nice highly non-linear coupled equations.

    Granted if you want to not do any of that stuff you can get an easier engineering job but you won't be paid as well or treated as well and one day you will probably be replaced by a computer the same way many other jobs are going.

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  77. Or how about this: by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

    BAN for profit universities and require more tenured faculty teach classes.

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  78. All fields overproduce PhDs by bitingduck · · Score: 2

    Essentially *all* fields overproduce PhDs relative to the number of tenure-track positions out there. Given that faculty can have decades-long careers and the increase in available tenure track positions is slow, anybody producing more than one or two PhD students is probably overproducing. But faculty are rated in part on the number of PhD students they graduate, and in the sciences there's an expectation of very high publication rates to get tenure, which leads to large groups and probably more overproduction than in the humanities.

    The issue is really more that much of academia (including a great deal of the sciences) considers students a failure if they don't end up in a tenure track position somewhere, and students buy into it. PhDs in the hard sciences and engineering tend to have low unemployment, but it results from people shifting into industry or government jobs of various sorts, often that pay much better and have more mobility (and not significantly less job security). Tenure is overrated -- tenured faculty tend to have relatively low (and slow) mobility compared to industry, and pay scales in industry tend to be much better. I know quite a few tenured faculty who feel more or less trapped in the institutions where they were tenured - tenure is a big commitment for institutions (and tenured faculty tend to want big startup packages to move) so there tends to not be a lot of moving around except among the top ones who get recruited from place to place. In principle, tenure gives you a lot of flexibility in your research, but it's still limited by what you can convince a review committee to rank highly enough to fund, so money tends to follow name recognition and familiar research.

    The separate problem that humanities has is that many, if not most, students pay for their own advanced degrees, where in science and engineering you're paid (not highly, but enough to live) to get your degree. If you're in a technical field, your undergrad loans are getting to look less and less expensive as you get deferments while in grad school and aren't racking up any additional debt. In the humanities, you tend to just be adding more debt on top of the undergrad loans. There are plenty of jobs that humanities PhDs can do just fine that probably pay better than faculty jobs-- what's needed is a cultural shift that says "you don't have to do research on whatever you did your PhD in for the rest of your life, or even research at all. A PhD is a demonstration that you can do unique, intensive research in an area and makes a contribution to the knowledge in an area. It shows that you can read, write, and think independently." It shouldn't be treated as trade school for whatever narrow subject you wrote your thesis on.

    1. Re:All fields overproduce PhDs by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      They may all overproduce PhDs, but some do so more than the other.

      I think the mistake with the present approach to humanities is that it's worthy of a degree in its own right. Or rather the notion that such degrees are widespread. What's really needed is humanities integrated into other degrees (but not be that core), and enough people to provide such education and to maintain and develop the field, but no more. And that's how many humanities PhDs we need - and when we get them waaaay in excess for that, you start getting jokes about "would you like fries with that" etc.

      Basically, STEM degrees are useful in the industry in and of themselves. Humanities degrees are useful to the extent that their holders can spread the knowledge to all the holders of those STEM degrees.

  79. The real deal by supercrisp · · Score: 1

    The MLA and others have reasons to not be forthright about the real issue: universities don't hire tenure-track professions nearly as often as they used to. Nowadays, over 70% of your humanities courses are taught by people off the tenure track, most of whom aren't even working full-time. The issue isn't "overproduction" of PhDs in the humanities as so many like to say. It's that universities don't want to pay for faculty. I know many may say "Good, those are useless elitest shits anyway." OK. Maybe we are. BUT consider what happens if getting the doctorate is as hard as it is now with as little payoff. Who can do that? Middle-class kids, or people who won't be taking on any risk to make this gamble? What then happens if we make it even harder to get the professorship by admitting fewer people into PhD programs. I'll tell you, from my experience, that having gone to good schools as a kid, having the right class markers, all that, those still make getting the PhD easier. As a first-generation college student, I struggled and struggled to get my doctorate and eventual professorship. If you reduce the number of people like me--ones who started out poor or middle-class or hispanic or black--you're only going to make it harder for the "token" students who do get admitted to hang in there with Biff and Buffy. Note also, I'm not talking about the Ivy leagues. I was a midwestern state school for my doctorate, and my classmates included the daughter of a VP of one of the big three automakers, the child of a megachurch preacher, a couple of heirs, and several people who were "comfortable" or who had family business they could fall back on. This was out of a group of 18. As far as I know, there were only three of us who were actually from backgrounds that meant our failure would have serious consequences. Anyway, I'm going on and on. The term for this is casualization of academic labor. Because we like big words. But what it means is that some of the things that seem like they'd punish the elites would only lead to more elitism.

  80. Why do we need humanities professors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can read the humanities on my own, so why do we need a professor? Every work of classical, medieval, modern, and current humanities is in print (in many translations if it isn't English) and I can read and draw my own conclusions.

  81. a possible humanities advantage by doom · · Score: 1
    Guys at techie website see no role for humanities! Film at 11. (Uh, you guys have heard of film, right? And TV news? Oh, never mind.)

    Anyway, I just thought for two seconds about what I think people with humanities backgrounds have a better grounding in than techies, and my first thought was that they know a little more about how complicated it is, and have a better grasp on what doesn't quite work.

    It's really easy for someone who hasn't thought it through to think that things are a lot simpler than they are... you know, kind of like Nate Silver figuring he can do arithmetic better than a Republican, and hence is probably just at good at climate science as a climate scientist.

    Techies often seem to think they know all the answers ("Let the market decide!") when they're just barely getting started on the problems.

  82. One term kills the humanities - post-modernism by oldestgeek · · Score: 1

    "There is no truth!" What can you do with that thought? Other than to use it to denigrate "western white men" and prompt the whole PC canon of BS!

  83. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    What everyone should be taking (STEM and humanities) both is Logic 101. Both formal and informal. Laws of thought, common fallacies etc.

  84. There's an obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of having educated post docs bag groceries while uneducated idiots fail to teach anything to kids in high school while getting paid double to triple, fire all the teachers in high schools and replace them with the post docs. High school education starts to be meaningful again, lowering the need for so much education, and lowering the number of post docs being made shoring up the overflow.

  85. Re:Academic pyramid scheme and basic income soluti by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    My proposed solution: a "basic income" (as well as an expanded gift economy and better subsistence via 3D printing and cheap solar panels and cheap agricultural robots)

    My proposal is magic cauldrons.

    It's about as likely to happen.

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  86. Re:Academic pyramid scheme and basic income soluti by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Well, 3D printing is a lot like magic cauldrons, so we may both be right in the end. :-)

    Of course, magic cauldrons are not without their downsides: :-)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...

    Yeah, I've seen surveys that say humanity in the West can more easily imagine nuclear war or other destruction of everything we care about instead of significant social change... None-the-less, as Howard Zinn wrote:
    http://www.commondreams.org/vi...
    "In this awful world where the efforts of caring people often pale in comparison to what is done by those who have power, how do I manage to stay involved and seemingly happy? I am totally confident not that the world will get better, but that we should not give up the game before all the cards have been played. The metaphor is deliberate; life is a gamble. Not to play is to foreclose any chance of winning.
        To play, to act, is to create at least a possibility of changing the world. There is a tendency to think that what we see in the present moment will continue. We forget how often we have been astonished by the sudden crumbling of institutions, by extraordinary changes in people's thoughts, by unexpected eruptions of rebellion against tyrannies, by the quick collapse of systems of power that seemed invincible. What leaps out from the history of the past hundred years is its utter unpredictability. This confounds us, because we are talking about exactly the period when human beings became so ingenious technologically that they could plan and predict the exact time of someone landing on the moon, or walk down the street talking to someone halfway around the earth."

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  87. Disappointment by dabeshu · · Score: 1

    I was pretty much only interested in the humanities before I saw this. Damn you society -_-#

  88. ITT Tech takes over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the problem is that the Humanities are too academic and the PhD is too academic and Universities are meant to give you...technical training??

  89. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The point about Match education isn't about needing to use the stuff you learned. It is about opening your mind to different methods to solving a problem.

    My work doesn't have me handling Calculus Equations. But the ideas of Limits, Local Min and Max, does. Also if I need to do some Calculus again, I can just open up some reference material and continue on without me having to learn the basics.

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  90. Re:You can come back with half the pay and no bene by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    Or there needs to be a division between applied humanities, and theoretical and/or teaching humanity degrees. Sociologists, Anthropologists, etc.., could greatly benefit product research, marketing, design and ux, etc.. if they had a more applied/hands on series of courses instead of it being mostly theory.. followed by a few hands on projects towards the end.

    But that would also take businesses realizing that they could benefit from staffing those skill sets. Something only the very largest companies generally do right now.

  91. I agree that the humanities should be fixed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are far from worthless when properly taught and studied. Humanities programs are useful because they give people the skills to discuss and logically argue the ethics of the subjective and diverse human condition, instead of just making people one monocultural extension of technological industry.