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The Higgs Boson Should Have Crushed the Universe

astroengine writes: This may seem a little far fetched, but if our understanding of the physics behind the recently-discovered Higgs boson (or, more specifically, the Higgs field — the ubiquitous field that endows all stuff with mass) is correct, our Universe shouldn't exist. That is, however, if another cosmological hypothesis is real, a hypothesis that is currently undergoing intense scrutiny in light of the BICEP2 results. "The mathematics to arise from accepted Higgs field theory suggests the universe is currently sitting comfortably in a Higgs field energy 'valley.' To get out of this valley and up the adjacent 'hill,' huge quantities of energy would need to be unleashed inside the field. But, if there were enough energy to push the universe over the hill and into the deeper energy valley next door, the universe would simply, and catastrophically, collapse.

This is where the BICEP2 results come in. If their observations are real and gravitational waves in the CMB prove cosmological inflation, the Higgs field has already been kicked by too much energy, pushing the Higgs field over the energy hill and deep into the neighboring valley’s precipice! For any wannabe universe, this is very bad news — the newborn universe would appear as a Big Bang, the Higgs field would become overloaded with an energetic inflationary period, and the whole lot would vanish in a blink of an eye."

188 comments

  1. Phew, it was a near miss! by someone1234 · · Score: 2

    We barely avoided this catastrophe!

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    1. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe we're about to run into one and we have no way of telling! Someone call the media, they love this kind of story!

    2. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and hollywood will make a movie about it, how we only have 10 hours to this event and they send the only man (played by Chuck Norris) to prevent it by firing a friggin' laser beam into the field.

    3. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If JJ Abrams or Michael Bay are in charge, you bet there will be a crew of 10 sent to solve the problem after Chuck Norris goes MIA, and also bring him back by presidential order. Then the movie will end with Norris and just 3 of the search party returning after successfully re-setting the field. Oh, and a lightning bolt emerging from a black hole will hit the Statue of Liberty. Lens flares will be massive.

    4. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by TWX · · Score: 2

      We barely avoided this catastrophe!

      Did we?

      Maybe we didn't. Maybe it happened around 14 billion years ago...

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    5. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      From THHGTTG:

      There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

      There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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    6. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lens flare was the source of the magical energy needed to save the Universe.

    7. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by stiggle · · Score: 1

      Or we had it and that's what happened to all the anti-matter - they got kicked over the hill and into the valley of oblivion.
      Or just got invited to a wedding by George R.R. Martin.

    8. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the explosions. And the time travel.

    9. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      I sure hope the mensa get their math right; looking at the universe and knowing that we shouldn't exist is a little uncomfortable.

    10. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      We barely avoided this catastrophe!

      No thanks to Obama.

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    11. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by kazekirifx · · Score: 2

      Better not tell the universe it shouldn't exist. We don't want it to realize that and suddenly stop existing - like when Wile E. Coyote realizes he has already ran off the edge of a cliff and is running in thin air.

    12. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by davester666 · · Score: 1

      ...a whole bunch of times...

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    13. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, Oblivion. How's the wife and kids?

    14. Re:Phew, it was a near miss! by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Don't wake the Red King. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...

  2. our Universe shouldn't exist. by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    our Universe shouldn't exist.

    Maybe it doesn't

    1. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would it not exist? We are here to observe that it exists.

    2. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know you're not simply a figment of something else's imagination ?

    3. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think, therefore I am.

      Assuming that a thought requires a medium, even if I am a figment of something else's imagination that imagination defines this universe as it is.
      Of course, when observing from within there is no way we can tell if a thought really requires something to carry it or if the concept of it is sufficient for it to exist. (*)

      * Since everyone can be wrong and by definition not knowing that they are wrong there is no way to prove any statement to be correct, including this one. Note that this isn't a paradox, this statement can be correct even if its correctness is non-provable.

    4. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      I think, therefore I am.

      Assuming that a thought requires a medium, even if I am a figment of something else's imagination that imagination defines this universe as it is. Of course, when observing from within there is no way we can tell if a thought really requires something to carry it or if the concept of it is sufficient for it to exist. (*)

      * Since everyone can be wrong and by definition not knowing that they are wrong there is no way to prove any statement to be correct, including this one. Note that this isn't a paradox, this statement can be correct even if its correctness is non-provable.

      Though "this universe as it is" may be very different from "this universe as we think it is", or "this universe as 'observed' by us" as observation could just be a dream or simulation

    5. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by hardeep1singh · · Score: 1

      How do you know its not a dream? Can you fly when you want to? Its almost like some force us constantly trying to pull you down. Definitely a dream.

    6. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ergo cogito sum.

      You think, therefore you think you are, you think?

    7. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. We do not have any evidence that it is a dream or simulation. There is no reason to suspect that there is somewhere a "real universe" which we cannot see. We simply do not have the capabilities to reach the higher abstraction level (if there even is any) to verify if this is real or not. Just like Transport Tycoon Deluxe cannot verify or understand that it actually is a computer simulation. From its perspective it's a real train world. With the knowledge we have right now, what we are experiencing is "as real as it gets". And ultimately, it does not even make a difference. Even if this was a simulation or not, the experience is the same.

    8. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. All this is really just an elaborate intelligence test. Seems to me that most people fail and that includes the particle-physicists...

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    9. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You contradict yourself. Just because there is no evidence doesn't mean it doesn't exist. In your game example, yes as far as the game is concerned there is nothing outside it but of course we know there is. The game is not aware that it's running on my computer and I am playing it but it is and I am.

    10. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because there is no evidence doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

      Of course that is true, but then again there is literally infinite amount of things that could exist but of which we have no evidence. It's generally pointless to suggest that something might exist if there is no evidence towards it. Maybe there is a strange garden gnome running around my house always when I'm not looking. Haven't seen one ever though. Maybe an alien pizza saucer flies over my place every night. Should I consider that possibility too?

    11. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the point when I wish I was cooler and talking to girls. Alas no. I'll get everyone more beers and think that a large paycheck and all the things are not worth it. A round shots to go with it? Of course.

    12. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Talderas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The difficulty with anonymous cowards is knowing when one is the same person. The coward to which Chrisq was responding was appeal to Descartes. The problem with Descartes is that you can only prove your own existence to yourself. In the event of some higher power deceiving you, the only proof you have is of your own existence. So even though you and others say that there's no evidence that I'm existing in a dream or simulation there's no way for me to verify their existence.

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    13. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by higuita · · Score: 1

      There is no spoon!!

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    14. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Funny

      The problem with Descartes is that you can only prove your own existence to yourself. In the event of some higher power deceiving you, the only proof you have is of your own existence.

      That's just what happens when you put Descartes before the horse.

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    15. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by dcollins117 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Kant believe you just said that.

    16. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by WankersRevenge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like Conan the Barbarian's answer (minus the hint of racism):

      "Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content."

      - Queen of the Black Coast, Robert E. Howard

    17. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      More logically with time just being a relative measure of change and that relative change itself being significant to itself the amount of time it takes is arbitrary. So relative motion with the sub dimensions of rest, constant speed and acceleration from and deceleration to rest, rather than completely arbitrary time which itself is only ever measured against change, is the more logical.

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    18. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      Wake up, gweihir. The matrix has you.

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    19. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by operagost · · Score: 1

      I like Conan's daily To-Do list:

      1. Crush your enemies.
      2. See them driven before you.
      3. Hear the lamentations of their women.

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    20. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Guy+From+V · · Score: 1

      That is good!

    21. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think I'd be more content too if I could slay.

    22. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 0

      [quote]It's generally pointless to suggest that something might exist if there is no evidence towards it.[/quote]

      That statement, if true, would seem to make the field of theoretical physics pointless.

    23. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Guy+From+V · · Score: 1

      That's the No-Fly List, possibly a nightmare?

    24. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by visualight · · Score: 1

      I think that time and space aren't relative at all, they are the same thing. I mean the expansion of space and the passage of time are the same thing. The implication is the time travel is impossible because both the future and the past do not exist.

      Matter with mass slows down the expansion of space and so it also slows the passage of time. Time slows near a black hole. The vast emptiness between galaxies allows the space between to expand more and more rapidly.

      Perhaps if space expands too fast it rips and the foam becomes a flood of energy->matter everywhere, all at once, and this new matter suddenly and uniformly slows down the expansion everywhere.

      It's an image that works very well in my imagination, but I have no advanced math skills...It started forming because I always hear physicists in documentaries (in the same breath) say that time and space are the same thing but then go on to explain them distinctly. It's something that always bothers me.

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    25. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      your thinking is just part of the simulation, therefore you aren't really

    26. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      You took the Blue pill, didn't you?

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    27. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      and of course along with being no way to verify it....if its true, then in this scenario if the entire exercise is setup to convince you that its real, you may as well assume that it is, since not being real has no actual consequence. If there is a God/Creator/Simulator then he has certainly gone through some rather extreme lengths to hide his existance from us.

      if this is a simulation....Kudos to the Creator; It seems real as fuck to me. GJ.

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    28. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      There is no spoon.

    29. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the TFA is saying that maybe it is ceasing to exist. Makes sense if you consider that inflation entails the outer reaches of universe essentially falling off the edge of the world, so to speak. Now, your local region may suffer heat death before your hands and feet part ways with your brain(cue "red pill" sound effect here,) but that's the popular exposition being circulated. Me, I'm not ruling out steady state. Appearances can be decieving, subject to POV, frames of reference, and prior assumptions. It's hard for cosmologists, much less us mere mortals to wrap our heads around this stuff and give physical meaning to the mathematics.

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    30. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theoretical physics is still based on the math working with known facts. The evidence is the
      known facts and the laws of math. Of course it may or may not be possible to construct a
      universe that doesn't always follow the laws of math.

    31. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      It filled a Nietzsche.

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    32. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Theoretical physics is still based on the math working with known facts. The evidence is the
      known facts and the laws of math. Of course it may or may not be possible to construct a
      universe that doesn't always follow the laws of math.

      No and Higgs Boson is an example of why this is so. HB was proposed and experiments done that finally confirmed it. What the original poster said was that "...it is pointless to suggest something exists if there was no evidence towards it."

      Theoretical physics starts with a hypothesis and then works to find the evidence. Actually, this is not specific to theoretical physics as it is inherent in the scientific method. Suggesting something exists is called a hypothesis. One then tries to find evidence to support that hypothesis. It is anything BUT pointless to suggest something exists if there is no evidence towards it.

    33. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by sexconker · · Score: 1

      [quote]It's generally pointless to suggest that something might exist if there is no evidence towards it.[/quote]

      That statement, if true, would seem to make the field of theoretical physics pointless.

      I think modern theoretical physicists do a fine job of that on their own.

    34. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theoretical physics starts with a hypothesis and then works to find the evidence. Actually, this is not specific to theoretical physics as it is inherent in the scientific method

      There is kind of more subtlety to the early part of the process though, that can make it difficult to say a hypothesis has "no evidence towards it." Typically new ideas are proposed to address issues in short comings in current theories, because there is some observation and data that those theories don't address. You can't just throw out any idea and be done with it, but you need to make sure it actually addresses something in already existing observations. By the time such ideas are typically published, they've already been compared to some existing observations, and typically have a strong comparison to existing theory with a lot of overlap in predictions (so that they agree one everything that supported the current theory). You end up with a hypothesis that matches quite a bit of data, some which is new, and the question is does it match other existing data that the author didn't have a chance to check or was not aware of, and will it match new data, especially in a way that diverges from other ideas.

      There isn't a black and white "not supported by data" and "completely supported by data" categories, but a continuum based on how much data things have been compared to and how much that differs from other predictions, etc.

    35. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Euclid try reading it with a French accent.

    36. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Pascal noted, Descartes assumed too much...all that can really be claimed is that "there is thinking going on"....

    37. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by spankey51 · · Score: 1

      Descartes logic seems inherently fallacious - Cogito ergo sum "I think, therefor I am", is not necessarily the bottom-level proposition people make it out to be. It's first-person nature leads to an assumption that the self, "I/me" is somehow a fundamental necessity for experience..."I think"...But it seems more fundamental to consider the "I" part to be a thought, as well...There are thoughts, and the thinker that is thinking them is one of those thoughts.

      The closest thing coming to mind right now is: "Thinking is happening, therefor there are thoughts".
      Questions like: "What/who is thinking those thoughts?" are just further thoughts.

      An interesting side-effect of this perspective is that it points to a possible 'fundamental fabric' upon which all experience occurs. If a thought/experience is happening, then anything which has any sort of influence on it is also happening on that same fundamental fabric.
      In other words:
      'An experiencer necessarily shares a causal relationship with that which is experienced. Both must therefor ultimately arise from the same universal mechanism.
      An experiencer of something which also experiences necessarily shares a causal relationship with that thing. Both must therefor ultimately arise from the same universal mechanism.
      Ergo: Two experiencers must ultimately arise from the same mechanism if either has any experience of any aspect of the other, regardless of any experiences that imply separateness.'

      " In the event of some higher power deceiving you, the only proof you have is of your own existence. So even though you and others say that there's no evidence that I'm existing in a dream or simulation there's no way for me to verify their existence."
      -"You" don't need to...the mechanism does it automatically, by it's very nature.

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    38. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Sort of. Let's assume the condition that you are attempt to infer whether or not your existed is inside a deception or not. You know you think so you are capable of affirming your own existence. Note that this affirmation needs to be accomplished without any external stimuli so no senses. From that root you can then establish the criteria and basis by which you determine something's existence. However that doesn't answer the question on whether these other things actually exist, it only answers the question on whether they exist to your perceptions and interactions. It's a fine distinction and it only really matters in philosophy. For example, I could construct the following criteria for what exists... "If I can touch it with my index finger then it exists." It's rudimentary but if all my senses are being fulled and the sense of touching the object is simulated for me then all I have proven is that object exists by my definition and not that it exists. Does it matter if I'm right? Not really unless you love going through existential crises on a regular basis.

      I'm not saying Descartes is right, merely that the foundation for his application of existence makes it very difficult to validate the existence of anything but your thoughts.

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    39. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that time and space aren't relative at all, they are the same thing. I mean the expansion of space and the passage of time are the same thing.

      Worst-idea/10

      Time and space at dimensions, everything travels at a constant speed through those dimensions without exception as far as every experiment has shown. The perception of speed and directionality we have is based on a 4+ dimensional particle with a vector that gets shifted off the temporal axis toward the three we perceive as space. Even if there is no such thing as time as we perceive it (which there may not be given the static nature of the universe in such a paradigm) we are only inductively aware of the 4th dimension and there are others predicted in several preexisting theories that hold merit. Given the absurdity of any numbers of things other than 0, 1 and infinity existing it's a pretty safe bet the number of dimensions is infinite and as a result even if static the universe offers us infinite potential realities as we are limited to a finite set of those dimensions as a byproduct of the specific laws of physics governing our own biology.

    40. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difficulty with anonymous cowards is knowing when one is the same person. The coward to which Chrisq was responding was appeal to Descartes. The problem with Descartes is that you can only prove your own existence to yourself. In the event of some higher power deceiving you, the only proof you have is of your own existence. So even though you and others say that there's no evidence that I'm existing in a dream or simulation there's no way for me to verify their existence.

      Why would I care to prove anything to a figment of my imagination?

    41. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Frnknstn · · Score: 1

      Regretfully, we do indeed have evidence the universe is a simulation:

      http://science.slashdot.org/st...

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    42. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      row row row your boat

      what a great freeing that would be. we don't exist, but we do, because we think we do. happy birthday!

    43. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by visualight · · Score: 1
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    44. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "The difficulty with anonymous cowards is knowing when one is the same person. The coward to which Chrisq was responding was appeal to Descartes. The problem with Descartes is that you can only prove your own existence to yourself. In the event of some higher power deceiving you, the only proof you have is of your own existence. So even though you and others say that there's no evidence that I'm existing in a dream or simulation there's no way for me to verify their existence."

      while i can't prove that i exist to you, surely i can reference data that suggests that corporations will do almost anything to raise the bottom line, and that includes lying, cheating, and stealing.

      red dwarf mocked virtual reality in it's 5th season(1993), yet it took the japanese 2 years later to build a mono-chromatic(red lcd) despite red dwarf mocking full immersion which i think there are finally ps4 vr headsets as well as the oculus rift.

      technically flat screens are old tech was it in 1989 was my first handheld with a lcd was a gameboy, and my first laptop in 1997 came with a color lcd screen and technically there was no barrier to an oculus rift after lcds became reliable. other than bandwidth related to high definition signaling.

      now we 'see' these bluetooth smart watches when people said we'd never have a radio watch that could be used to call people even if it's radio range is literally measured in feet.

      what does all this prove? it proves that companies are greedy and have screwed people over time and time again with garbage tech designed to last fewer years.

      i can also prove that laserprinters are still using 1994 processors to handle the buffers of the print queue. when a watch has a chip that can drive a low def screen and digital radio transmission 'proven' 1994 tech is still preferred over energy saving modern chips.

    45. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Don't be too hard on Hume.

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    46. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Math working out isn't evidence. We construct math to describe the universe, not the other way around. Interesting mathematical findings (particularly symmetries) can suggest areas to look for new physics, but can never in themselves be evidence of physics.

      A corollary of this is that there is no such thing as a universe that doesn't follow the "laws" of math -- if a universe was constructed that it couldn't be described using our known math, we'd just come up with new math that can describe it. Excluding Godel-like degenerates such as "this universe can not be described by any math" of course.

    47. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by DEN_GUY · · Score: 1

      I like Conan the Barbarian's answer (minus the hint of racism):

      "Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content."

      - Queen of the Black Coast, Robert E. Howard

      Wisdom from the mouths of Barbarians. 'Nuff said.

    48. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Sacrées, tes idées.

    49. Re: our Universe shouldn't exist. by mcswell · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you have thought of some testable predictions of this theory, right?

  3. Analogy failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mathematics to arise from accepted Higgs field theory suggests the universe is currently sitting comfortably in a Higgs field energy 'valley.' To get out of this valley and up the adjacent 'hill,' huge quantities of energy would need to be unleashed inside the field.

    I have no idea what the 'valley' represents, nor the 'hill' so this explanation tells me nothing.

    1. Re:Analogy failure by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what the 'valley' represents, nor the 'hill' so this explanation tells me nothing.

      What I read into this metaphor is that the Higgs field is a 'scalar field' that varies only with the distance - so one can draw a graph with distance as the X-axis and 'Higgs' as the Y-axis. This graph has a local minimum, that looks like a 'valley', and one can imagine that it would be possible to 'push reality out of the valley' to the other side of one of the nearby, local maxima. No, I'm not it makes a lot of sense either.

      Also, I'm not happy with the tendency in physics to 'run to the fields' and start talking about fields and vector bosons; adding yet another field to the flock doesn't bring our understanding to a deeper level, it only allows us to perform calculations within our existing understanding, and I feel we are running against the edge here.

      This is a good example of the scientific method in action, really: we have theory and a prediction (namely, that the university doesn't exist); seeing that the prediction fails, we have to conclude that there is a flaw in the theory.

    2. Re:Analogy failure by sexconker · · Score: 1

      The mathematics to arise from accepted Higgs field theory suggests the universe is currently sitting comfortably in a Higgs field energy 'valley.' To get out of this valley and up the adjacent 'hill,' huge quantities of energy would need to be unleashed inside the field.

      I have no idea what the 'valley' represents, nor the 'hill' so this explanation tells me nothing.

      That's okay. The people talking about it don't have a clue either.

  4. False vacuum by little1973 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Isn't this the same as false vacuum theory?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F...

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    1. Re:False vacuum by Sockatume · · Score: 2

      It's a false vacuum model, yes. Which is both exciting and quietly terrifying.

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    2. Re:False vacuum by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      I found an older article about the Higgs field instability itself; the instability arises because the field can be much stronger, leading to much higher particle masses and thus the big crunch alluded to. Although that's assuming that inertial and gravitational mass are still the same thing in such a domain...

      http://www.livescience.com/273...

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    3. Re:False vacuum by ceview · · Score: 1

      Could we be saved by M-Theory or Brane cosmology then? The Higgs boson energy may get dissipated in someway by leaking into the 'bulk'? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

    4. Re:False vacuum by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Actually I got this wrong, the large masses are a consequence of the instability, the instability itself arises because the Higgs self-interaction can, if these results are correct, become attractive at high energy densities (similar to those predicted for inflation). At that point it's all downhill.

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    5. Re:False vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hulk would probably beat Bane.

    6. Re:False vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRANES! /oblig

    7. Re:False vacuum by Nutria · · Score: 2

      Specifically, Zombie Feynman.

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    8. Re:False vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No matter how often we vacuum, there are still tufts of cat hair everywhere. SchrÃfdinger was right.. maybe.

    9. Re:False vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good lord, my umlaut is full of hover-eels!

    10. Re:False vacuum by mcswell · · Score: 1

      If we're talking about vacuum, shouldn't that be Hoover-eels?

  5. So, in conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, in conclusion of this meeting, we are in fact all dead.

    Any questions?

    1. Re:So, in conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, hello there, J.J. Abrams.

  6. Slow blink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately god blinks very slowly.

  7. That's not far fetched. by bickerdyke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't seem far fetched at all that we don't fully understand the physics behind the Higgs boson. I'd rather say it's OBVIOUS that we don't understand the physics behind it.

    A non-crushed universe should be proof enough that our current theories are missing something.

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    1. Re:That's not far fetched. by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, but the interesting and not obvious result is in which ways our theories are incomplete, which guides the search for better ones.

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    2. Re:That's not far fetched. by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. When the math says that the universe does not exist, when, from all the other data we have, it clearly does exist, then you must assume you've done the math wrong somewhere.

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    3. Re:That's not far fetched. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It doesn't seem far fetched at all that we don't fully understand the physics behind the Higgs boson.

      Indeed, but you miss the mark. What we don't understand is the physics *around* the Higgs. It's existence has implications that still have to be thought about. It will take a considerable amount of brainpower and time.

    4. Re:That's not far fetched. by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Probably can be easily fixed, just add a minus.

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    5. Re:That's not far fetched. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the universe as a whole could tunnel through this energy barrier (hill)? It would take less energy vs. having to go over the top. What would this value be.
      Are the black holes the mechanism to tunnel through this barrier or a form of relieving the pressure (energy) to prevent the buildup of all energy in the universe over time which would cause the universe to climb this hill. If the universe is a the minima in the energy curve, can the universe oscillate back and forth between the left and right side of the energy curve and passing through the minima? Is the back and forth oscillation from our view point expansion and contraction of some form?

    6. Re:That's not far fetched. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does parallel universes fit into this model?

    7. Re:That's not far fetched. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      A non-crushed universe should be proof enough that our current theories are missing something.

      IANAP, but this seems easy to explain. We are observing our universe from the inside; To outside observers in other universes, our universe is crushed! We just can't tell because we, too, are crushed.

      Is that how IANAx works?

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    8. Re:That's not far fetched. by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      A non-crushed universe should be proof enough that our current theories are missing something.

      It's just further evidence that I am just a brain in a jar somewhere and you and everything else are figments of my (now apparently flawed) imagination. Sorry about all the misery and suffering n' stuff. But on the bright side, it's not really real.

    9. Re:That's not far fetched. by Nutria · · Score: 1

      To outside observers in other universes, our universe is crushed! We just can't tell because we, too, are crushed.

      Futurama 4ACV15: "The Farnsworth Parabox", especially the last scene.

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      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    10. Re:That's not far fetched. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The most amazing thing about the universe is the smaller something gets the more complex it is. Which is at odds to our general world view, where larger things are more complex then smaller things.

      Just the fact the odds that we are hear thinking about it is such amazingly low probability Infinity/finite is practically 0% chance that we exist.

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    11. Re:That's not far fetched. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      That there is /. in it should have been a giveaway that your imagination was flawed from the begining...

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    12. Re:That's not far fetched. by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      No because the non-sense about crushed universe is just that, non-sense. They're just using the press about the Higgs Boson to push a far fetched idea.

    13. Re:That's not far fetched. by narcc · · Score: 1

      where larger things are more complex then smaller things

      ... then larger things again?

      (pet peeve)

  8. Damn by meglon · · Score: 1

    ... and me without my earmuffs, mittens, and scarf.

    --
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    1. Re:Damn by PaddyM · · Score: 1

      You forgot a towel. *shakes his head at noobs*

  9. CERN by Max_W · · Score: 2

    Later this year the CERN Collider will work for the first time at 100% power:
    http://news.nationalgeographic...
    Perhaps, we will meet God at last.

    And then the new, 100 km in diameter, Collider will be constructed at CERN.

    1. Re:CERN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be 100km circumference, not diameter

    2. Re:CERN by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is a risk. Unless all those black holes are what explains the Fermi-Paradox...

      LHC live-cam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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    3. Re:CERN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you know, like your mom.

    4. Re:CERN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, we will meet God at last.

      I don't think that Suzumiya cares much about Colliders. Now if you could make it do time travel....

    5. Re:CERN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Later this year the CERN Collider will work for the first time at 100% power: Perhaps, we will meet God at last.

      Professor Higgs is coming here? [gulp]

      We shall redouble our efforts!

  10. Dinger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evidently we are living in a Schroedingerverse.

    Thank you, I'll be here all week.

  11. Observations and measurements disagree by johanw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The logical conclusion is that, because the current universe clearly exists, there is something wrong with either the BICEP2 measurements, conclusions or the theory of the Higgs field. IMO the first 2 options seems the most likely to contain an error. This kind of measurements is extremely complicated and a lot of assumtions are made to get from the raw data to the conclusions. The Wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BICEP2) already states that they are backing down a bit and investigating alternative explainations.

    1. Re:Observations and measurements disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The logical conclusion is that, because the current universe clearly exists....

      eh, maybe this reailty & universe is just an echo of the collapse that has already happen.

    2. Re:Observations and measurements disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote the "the Higgs Bogon" as the real name, This must be the 20th claim for discovery in the last 40 years, *none* of which have panned out, and the necessary mass-energies no longer make sense in terms of the original theory nor in terms of the current revised theory.

    3. Re:Observations and measurements disagree by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      See, this is what I thought as well. The Higgs was well predicted and made sense in the standard model, and our measurements at the LHC seem to back up what physicists were speculating. On the other hand, BICEP2 is a much newer result and there's considerable controversy about whether it's a real result or a mistake.

      So why would you automatically jump to the conclusion that the HIGGS was the problem? You've already got the other half of the equation under review. Shouldn't we wait to see if the BICEP2 results make any sense first?

      I suppose from a theoretical point of view, it makes sense to resolve these conflicts ahead of time, but given this apparent contradiction, doesn't it seem even more likely that the BICEP2 results are probably wrong? I would say this is another signal that the observations aren't what they thought they were.

    4. Re:Observations and measurements disagree by Capt.Albatross · · Score: 1

      See, this is what I thought as well. The Higgs was well predicted and made sense in the standard model, and our measurements at the LHC seem to back up what physicists were speculating. On the other hand, BICEP2 is a much newer result and there's considerable controversy about whether it's a real result or a mistake.

      So why would you automatically jump to the conclusion that the HIGGS was the problem?

      The last paragraph of the Royal Astronomical Society press release seems to be agreeing with you, suggesting that an error in the BICEP2 result (or, rather, its interpretation) is the most likely explanation:

              "If BICEP2 is shown to be correct, it tells us that there has to be interesting new particle physics beyond the standard model" Hogan said.

      IIRC, the BICEP2 result, if interpreted as resulting from inflation, indicates a surprisingly strong inflation event. The above quote suggests that inflation with the strength suggested by other measurements (e.g. the level of inhomogeneity in the CMB?) would not create this problem.

    5. Re:Observations and measurements disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because the current universe clearly exists, there is something wrong with either the BICEP2 measurements, conclusions or the theory of the Higgs field. IMO the first 2 options seems the most likely to contain an error.

      Wait, what's wrong with the option of of universe existing? Did I miss something ?

    6. Re:Observations and measurements disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From informed people I have discused with BICEP2 is likely to be wrong because the observed field is contaminated with a supenova remnant shell in the Galaxy producing most of the observed polarisation.

  12. Sounds like a Patrick Stewart speech by nightcats · · Score: 1

    Hills and valleys, poetic images and wistful metaphors delivered with Shakespeareian bemusement over a cup of Earl Gray in the ready room, near the end of another episode's close shave with some Cosmic Anomaly or other. Perhaps Q is there as well, whispering: "the trial never ends, Jean Luc..."

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  13. It has already happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And afterwards the crushed universe was replaced with this one.

  14. Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if this IS the crushed universe? It looks huge to us but who knows...

    1. Re:Whoa by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      "I'm not overweight, that's Higgs crushing you feel!", she said

  15. Symmetry by JimSadler · · Score: 0

    If the universe can to be in an instant then we could easily believe that it will end as quickly as it began. It is like a baby at birth with its forst gasp of air and an old man at death with his last gasp of air. Both gasps take about the same amount of time.

  16. Crush Groove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Higgs Smash!

  17. hmm that is interesting by dominux · · Score: 1

    interesting things herald good science. Uncertainty and a collection of speculative theories are a good thing.
    "Hmm, that is interesting" > "Eureka!"

  18. Dammit! by DaWhilly · · Score: 1

    Dammit!

    If they collapse the probability wave function and it results a universe collapse, I'll be seriously depressed.. Practically crushed about it..

  19. Oh, great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now christians will quote mine the hell out of that article to "prove" the existence of yaweh

  20. Why not the same local minimum? by pla · · Score: 1

    Okay, so a lower minumum energy exists just past that peak... But even if the early universe reached the peak between the two valleys, why couldn't the Higgs' field have simply fallen back into the current local-but-not-global minimum?

    Do deeper lows actually somehow attract the evolution of the field, or did $Deity flip a coin that, fortunately for us, came out heads instead of tails?

  21. So what you're saying is that there's still hope! by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    I would not mind if it all just went away in an instant. It would sure save a lot of trouble.

  22. Re:Fifth Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool story bro.

  23. Re:Fifth Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whensoever therefore the legislative shall transgress this fundamental rule of society; and either by ambition, fear, folly or corruption, endeavour to grasp themselves, or put into the hands of any other, an absolute power over the lives, liberties, and estates of the people; by this breach of trust they forfeit the power the people had put into their hands for quite contrary ends, and it devolves to the people, who. have a right to resume their original liberty, and, by the establishment of a new legislative, (such as they shall think fit) provide for their own safety and security, which is the end for which they are in society.

  24. Yes, it could be but is it AG? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK, OK, Higgs field is quite dangerous, and right now we seem to be sitting in the just-the-right-value. And if the Higgs field gets more energy the whole universe might collapse. But the most important question is, "Is the lower Higgs field energy anthropogenetic?". Do we have any kind of plans to absorb sudden injection of high energy into Higgs field in Andromeda galaxy? I never trusted the Andromedans and we are just trusting them not to energize the Higgs field? Just bomb them just to be safe.

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    1. Re:Yes, it could be but is it AG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sombody needs to mod this up right now.

    2. Re:Yes, it could be but is it AG? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I never trusted the Andromedans and we are just trusting them not to energize the Higgs field?

      I think they are too busy trying to win the Wimbledon.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    3. Re:Yes, it could be but is it AG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So kill them by nuking Wimbledon from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!

  25. narf by martin-boundary · · Score: 2

    Gee Brain, what do you want to tonight?
    The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to push the universe up the energy hill!
    Egad!

  26. Re:Physicists have too much time on their hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Understanding the nature of the vacuum and how it responds to energy density is key to developing a weapon that could collapse the false vacuum and irreversibly destroy the entire universe.

  27. Finally!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now we know where to build the restaurant!

  28. More like astrophysicist porn... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    "pushing the Higgs field over the energy hill and deep into the neighboring valleyâ(TM)s precipice!"

  29. Article with explanation for laymen by grimJester · · Score: 5, Informative

    The mathematics to arise from accepted Higgs field theory suggests the universe is currently sitting comfortably in a Higgs field energy 'valley.' To get out of this valley and up the adjacent 'hill,' huge quantities of energy would need to be unleashed inside the field.

    I have no idea what the 'valley' represents, nor the 'hill' so this explanation tells me nothing.

    An article by Matt Strassler that should explain more. In particular, this pic

    The story about our vacuum having two 'valleys' depends crucially on no new physics existing beyond the already known fields, which is probably false.

    1. Re:Article with explanation for laymen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for being the signal part of Slashdot's signal to noise ratio. Very interesting, nice explanation (I think).

      'Particles are long-lived and simply-behaved ripples in fields' - actually makes sense to me. Whether it's correct or not will wait for some time, I suspect.

    2. Re:Article with explanation for laymen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story about our vacuum having two 'valleys' depends crucially on no new physics existing beyond the already known fields, which is probably false.

      This is very true. If there is one thing we learned over and over again, is there is something we are definitely missing. Understanding of gravity, the way we understand electromagnetism, would be one thing missing (we haven't even isolated a graviton or manipulated gravity, etc.).

    3. Re:Article with explanation for laymen by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      So erotic is when you use quarks, and exotic is when you use the whole Higgs Boson?

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  30. The explanation is obvious... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Some awfully nosy guy discovered exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here.

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    Ezekiel 23:20
  31. deism by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    Obviously, God siphoned off the excess energy.

  32. Maybe our universe was crushed... by tortovroddle · · Score: 1

    "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

    1. Re:Maybe our universe was crushed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wish I had mod points.... :-D

    2. Re:Maybe our universe was crushed... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, you didn't.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
  33. Trying to understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would the Higgs potentially "crush" the Universe? Right after the Big Bang, the Universe experience a hyper-inflationary period of space expanding much greater than the speed of light. With galaxies moving away from each other faster than light and space-time expansion itself already having moved stuff all over space, there was already no hope for the entire Universe to collapse.

    Local regions of the Universe could have experienced a "crush", but there's no way the entire Universe could have been "crushed" into the same object.

  34. Bomb Philosophy by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dark Star was a lot funnier than the Matrix.

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    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    1. Re:Bomb Philosophy by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because it was a comedy?

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    2. Re:Bomb Philosophy by mknewman · · Score: 1

      Dark Star is the best sci-fi film John Carpenter has ever made. Maybe the best anyone has made.

    3. Re:Bomb Philosophy by aled · · Score: 1

      Dark star was a bomb!

      seriously, mod parent up +10

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  35. Woops! by r_nux · · Score: 1

    He misspelled BICEP5.

  36. Re:Physicists have too much time on their hands by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    'You know how the Premiere loves surprises ... "

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  37. Not the expected result on a hilly energy surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except that isn't what you would expect to actually happen given an energy surface and 'cooling' there will be finite probabilities to end up in even the shallowest of local minima. To be sure, the probability is non-zero and depends upon the manner of cooling and how the energy surface ultimately changes as cooling occurs. This is why not all proteins end up in beta-amyloid form, and why many other countless energetically unfavorable phenomena occur (like our atmosphere being nitrogen rather than ammonia)...

    Basic concept in thermodynamics really...

  38. 97% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do 97% of the scientists agree that the universe should have imploded? Do they understand the global climate better than they understand Higgs?

    1. Re:97% by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      No most do not and this is a bull shit hypothesis.

  39. Re:The biggest problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are your maths?

    This "spring and stuff" theory of yours is no theory at all. Where are your falsifiable predictions? Nowhere. You claim to be a chemist. Allow me to doubt even that.

  40. Re:So what you're saying is that there's still hop by Kookus · · Score: 1

    The best thing is you won't feel a thing or even see it coming!
    Spaghettification, fire, drowning, blunt force trauma, radiation poisoning... all rather painful even if only for a split second. This, it even prevents the electrons from being picked up and interpreted as pain!

  41. I've got this covered. by Varka · · Score: 1

    The universe DID expand, immediately collapse into another super-massive black hole, and we're all just echoes in the subsequent Hawking radiation that's been released. The "accelerating universe" phenomenon is actually our local space/time having been slowed down by this super-massive black hole rather than distant galaxies speeding up. Make the Nobel Prize out to "Varka, of the Hill People."

  42. No fly list by tepples · · Score: 1

    Can you fly when you want to?

    That depends on how this ruling against no fly lists holds up on appeal.

    1. Re: No fly list by hardeep1singh · · Score: 1

      I was referring to gravity

  43. Adams was right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
    There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
      Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  44. Or perhaps by Grey+Geezer · · Score: 1

    we are on the way towards a "Big Crush" and we just haven't figured out the mechanics yet.

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  45. Pure Bull Shit by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 3, Informative

    No one and I mean no one in the scientific community thinks the existence of the Higgs Boson means the universe should have been crushed. Morons are trying to push crack pot theory. Some jackass is trying to come up with way that something more exotic exists. There is ZERO experimental data that supports this line of thought. The Higgs Boson exists, get over it. Start reconciling gravity with the Standard Model. FYI yes the Standard Model does account for gravity, they're called gravitons. Science reporting is seriously fucked.

    1. Re:Pure Bull Shit by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Informative

      1) The higgs field instability is an inherent part of the higgs model; it falls out of the mathematics surprisingly simply and is years-old news at this point. Whether it's a practical concern rather depends on the masses involved, and there's every chance it will go away with improved models
      2) The author isn't claiming that the Higgs doesn't exist. Regardless, we know that something more exotic than the standard model exists, because we general relativity and QM continue to be bitterly incompatible
      3) There's no graviton in the standard model, and no obvious way to add one, nor any experimental evidence of one

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    2. Re:Pure Bull Shit by DeVilla · · Score: 1

      No one and I mean no one in the scientific community thinks the existence of the Higgs Boson means the universe should have been crushed

      There used to be some, but they've somehow ceased to exist.

  46. Blink of a relative observer eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the newborn universe would appear as a Big Bang, the Higgs field would become overloaded with an energetic inflationary period, and the whole lot would vanish in a blink of an eye."

    From an outside observer, able to observer multiple universe bubbles at once, the even probably "The blink of an eye"

    Fortunately for us, we get to live out Billions of years in that "blink" based on our point of view.

  47. So were in the cosmological by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blink of an eye.

  48. Headline is wrong by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

    It should read "theory incorrect, must be modified to be compatible with real world"

  49. Re:The biggest problem by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem is that physicists do not want a new theory. Everyone gets paid and paid well to keep doing the usual stuff -- CMB, inflation, Big Bang, String Theory, smashing particles together and looking for the oldest star.

    Well, that's because when you're hunting for grants, it's far easier to get funding for something close to what everyone is used to than to get a grant to study something farfetched. And scientists are basically paid for by grants.

    The grant committee doesn't want to hear farfetched ideas because they're subjected to a lot of them during grant applications, and without a clear path from "what we know" to "your pet theory" there's no way to tell which ones are simply the result of a creative mind and are total BS, and which ones might be legitimate science.

    Even those theories we take for granted now were farfetched back then, and really only came out because the math suddenly lined up (someone is studying something, then ends up with an equation that you derived from your theory, like string theory), or an observation that just lined up with your predictions (like cosmic microwave background radiation).

  50. Re:The biggest problem by narcc · · Score: 1

    Cut him some slack, he's just an undergrad. He won't find out that he doesn't know anything until later.

  51. Re:So what you're saying is that there's still hop by narcc · · Score: 1

    There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. Deciding whether or not life is worth living is to answer the fundamental question in philosophy. All other questions follow from that. --Albert Camus The Myth Of Sisyphus

  52. just one more Chuck Norris kick, and it's gone by swschrad · · Score: 1

    so to prove the power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, we will have to fire up the CERN supercollider to ever higher and ever higher energies, until we can record the exact one that makes the universe go "poof."

    then add 3, and there you have it.

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  53. Yo Momma by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    ...is so fat, she has a Higgs Boson field that crushed the universe.

    There seems to be a nerdy joke in there someplace...

    1. Re:Yo Momma by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      I agree, keep searching for it.

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  54. Re:The biggest problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest problem is that physicists do not want a new theory.

    This seems to contradict what I've seen colleagues and other physicists expressed. Most of them were disappointed to some degree (to say the least, some have stronger feelings) that the Higgs boson was discovered and confirmed to be in close agreement with the Standard Model. A lot of physicists were hoping it would be wrong, that there would be some differences, and that it would give hints at how to fix the Standard Model which they already know is wrong on some level. It could have been a strong data point for extensions of the Standard Model, but ended up resulting contradicting several possible extensions without offering much hint on which way to go next.

  55. We probably did vanish ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    "The wink of an eye" is much slower than the speed of our disappearance. When we think like a photon, time dilation and length contraction tells us that we got to where we were going instantly. All the energy and mass have long disappeared from the universe. We happen to be in the middle of the instantaneous event and, because of our frame of reference, we work in units of billions of light years. The Higgs field, I think, is simply another clue to the bigger questions we have, and does not contradict what we think we know and don't know.

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    It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
  56. Before RHIC came online: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just before RHIC came online, one of the theory profs in my physics department gave a colloquium based on a working group he had just attended at the annual APS particle theory meeting. He basically showed that the probability of RHIC destroying the universe in precisely the manner you described was lower than the probability of the earth being destroyed over the next 100 years by an asteroid. It was interesting to see the probabilistic quantization of this, but I'm pretty convinced that the threat is pretty low...

  57. Re:The biggest problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it these armchair physicists never have any math? Just a bunch of hand waving and using mediators as if they were real. Stuff can't be right or wrong when it doesn't make any predictions at all. This spring theory isn't science. It's a crackpot religion.

  58. Re:Well, at least we know who's responsible by gangien · · Score: 1

    reddit is over there ===>

  59. Why not the same local minimum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tunneling through the "barriers" separating peaks would be scary... LOL

  60. So Which is It? by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    But, if there were enough energy to push the universe over the hill and into the deeper energy valley next door, the universe would simply, and catastrophically, collapse ... For any wannabe universe, this is very bad news — the newborn universe would appear as a Big Bang, the Higgs field would become overloaded with an energetic inflationary period, and the whole lot would vanish in a blink of an eye.

    "I read somewhere that the sun's getting hotter every year," said Tom genially. "It seems that pretty soon the earth's going to fall into the sun--or wait a minute--it's just the opposite--the sun's getting colder every year." -- The Great Gatsby

  61. who modded this moron "informative"? by dltaylor · · Score: 3, Informative

    Everything he wrote is blatantly false (see previous post).

  62. We Are Pretty Sure BICEP2 Results Were Bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought physicists were already casting the BICEP2 results into doubt because of bad post-processing of the data. This would be a fatal blow to the BICEP2 results.

  63. I think, therefore I am, and this is BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think, therefore I am, and this is BS.

  64. "if..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "if"