A Box of Forgotten Smallpox Vials Was Just Found In an FDA Closet
Jason Koebler writes: The last remaining strains of smallpox are kept in highly protected government laboratories in Russia and at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta. And, apparently, in a dusty cardboard box in an old storage room in Maryland. The CDC said today that government workers had found six freeze-dried vials of the Variola virus, which causes smallpox, in a storage room at the National Institutes of Health in Bethesda, Maryland last week. Each test tube had a label on it that said "variola," which was a tip-off, but the agency did genetic testing to confirm that the viruses were, in fact, smallpox.
Forgetting my car keys was a big deal....
> And, apparently, in a dusty cardboard box in an old storage room in Maryland.
And, who knows? Maybe a dozen other places. How did that rule of thumb go? For every security breach you find, there's probably several you didn't find.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
A virus will always find a way.
Next thing we know, someone will find that the people responsible for tracking those vials mysteriously died from the same pox. "Gee, Professor...I wonder what's in these?"
In the wild. And Brasil got its hiney beaten to a pulp. Which is badder?
Nice to know they actually keep track of these things. What's next? "Nuke found in sandbox"
We love fantasy novels where someone discovers a box that holds ancient power and destruction, and then the hero has to save the day.
Well, it just happened.
When I said send it to Maryland, I meant Fort Detrick, not NIH.
medical experts of WHO in 2011 had requested the U.S. CDC and Russian VECTOR destroy their stores of smallpox, that no good purpose is served by keeping them. but still the stuff remains.
It was not a broom closet. Better a broom closet since it would have long ago vanished.
I'm glad smallpox has finally come out of the closet.
Don't worry, the box has already filled a complaint to Google in order to remove all search results related to this story...
And it will gone for good...
Check the sell by date?
Misleading headline: FDA != NIH.
Imagine if a Native American found it...
It's not like the genome isn't floating around on the internet. Within the decade any bog-standard biology lab will be able to make the stuff from scratch. We could probably do it right now.
I think this is the biggest risk when it comes to a possible new outbreak. Some uneducated people clean out a lab of storage facility and just throws everything in a dumpster without knowing what they are working with.
It has happened before with other stuff (medical records, computers etc.) and it will happen again. The question is if there is something somewhere that is a major danger. Even worse is if there are some vials with biological warfare material that makes Ebola seem like a common cold. Since much of that research is done secretly it's not easy to know - and in some cases everyone that knows may have passed away and the remains of those projects are just stored in a warehouse with a reference to some documents that have been shredded a decade or more ago.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
You should watch it. Germany 7, Brazil 1. Highly entertaining.
I just saw a report on the discovery of the Ebola Virus back in the late seventies. Back then the samples of a new unknown deadly disease from missionaries in Congo were put in card board boxes that were carried through Antwerp city (Belgium) on foot, taking them to the university for analysis under an electron microscope. The virus was isolated in a normal room back then and stored in a thermos. source: Prof. EM. Guido Van Der Groen (Virologist)
Fuck me, I worked in that office for most of last year.
The other 5 cases we used for white biscuit gravy seasoning - it gave it a husky piquant sort of aftertaste. It was the most popular morning dish for a month at the canteen on campus. We're going to need more "secret spice!"
I don't think this is the only sample that is in the wild...
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