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Ballmer Leaves Microsoft Board
jones_supa writes: After leaving his position as CEO of Microsoft a year ago, Steve Ballmer has still held a position as a member of the board of directors for the company. Now, he is leaving the board, explaining why in a letter to fresh Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella. "I have become very busy," Ballmer explains. "I see a combination of Clippers, civic contribution, teaching and study taking up a lot of time." Despite his departure, the former-CEO is still invested in the company's success, and he spent most of the letter encouraging Nadella and giving advice. Nadella shot back a supportive, equally optimistic response, promising that Microsoft will thrive in "the mobile-first, cloud-first world."
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""Nadella shot back a supportive, equally optimistic response, promising that Microsoft will thrive in "the mobile-first, cloud-first world."""
I'd be pretty surprised if Microsoft was able to worm its way into mobile on anything like the scale it had/has with desktops. Cloud stuff? Perhaps...
WTF! Then why did he lay off me and all of my friends that work on mobile? No. They gave-up on mobile when they laid-off most of the mobile employees.
On another note; all of the company softball teams get first place trophies every year.
Mobile-first, cloud-first. So that's why I can't buy a desktop OS from Microsoft anymore?
Not with Azure, they won't.
Microsoft remained profitable under Ballmer, but then it also missed some huge opportunities, and totally lost markets that it dominated (like mobile OS with Windows CE / Pocket PC). I give him a C. Maybe a C-.
Better known as 318230.
I sure will miss him. Naawt! How many chips will he have to cash in on to buy the Clippers? Only enough to keep the price of MS stock from tumbling, like Bill does.
Players, Players, Players, Players!!!!
.... Ya, if I was Ballmer I would be distancing myself and selling stock as fast as I could.
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
Year of the Linux Desktop anyone ?
Is this just an excuse to have more time to change the Clipper's mascot to Clippy? Was he on the board for a year to get the copyright/trademark?
So which is first? Mobile or cloud?
But in all seriousness, any self-respecting corporation should have at least four top priorities. So how about mobile-first, cloud-first, big-data-first and ice-bucket-challenge-first?
As long as he's running it. As soon as someone takes his place, well he's got stuff to do, places to go, people to meet.
it's basketball. REBOUND, REBOUND, REBOUND!! (tosses chair. another chair. water jug. wig. money. case full of Surface II tablets, one at a time. tosses T-shirt cannon ....)
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
they nailed the chairs down.
And 10 office furniture stores, and office chair repair shops in Redmond are closing down! ;^)
"civic contribution"??? ROTFLMAO!!!
"teaching" He teaches??? WHAT??? ;^)
His ability to cause maximum damage and employee discomfort will be somewhat curtailed. Too bad about that. Hopefully Nadella can fill his clown shoes.
When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
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Self serving videos to draw attention to oneself rank up there with self serving open letters that serve no purpose other than to draw attention to oneself. This may be news for people who care about billionaires who seek to "own" other people, but I do not get the relevance to nerds?
Yeah, because Bill would never give money to charity.
will find--fill his chair?
well, nerds often have delusions of becoming billionaires.
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Microsoft doesn't have many fans on Slashdot but even the most die-hard of fans must now see that they're in a real bad position.
The used to be invincible in the consumer space but now the computing device of choice is either the tablet or the smart phone. Precious few of these are Windows based.
The used to be invincible in the business user space but the move to mobile computing means business people are using iPhone and iPads, not Windows Phones and Surface.
Then there's Bing, who's only claim to fame is being the world's greatest search engine. For. Porn.
Then there's Azure. We actually looked at Azure and discovered that the same hardware in EC2 was half the price. If you going to twice as much you might as well give up and go home.
Then there was the own goal of the latest generation XBox. They managed to piss everyone off for no discernible gain.
The only area their grip is still strong is PC gaming. For how long, who knows?
Microsoft is a spent force. They're out of ideas. In a few short years they've gone from being the 800lb gorilla to just struggling just to remain relevant.
It reminds me of Brazil versus Germany at this year's world cup. I'm not celebrating any more; it's just sad at this point.
Chairs or it didn't happen.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
So people that shit on others, circumvent and break the law, and basically shit on people at every possible opportunity to make personal gains are to be looked up to when they toss a crumb to a crowd. Got it.
Grats on being a completely brainwashed idiot, instead of just an average idiot.
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Dear Satya,
I sincerely feel that microsoft stock is very high and is unsustainable over a long period. I cannot sell my stock while still on microsoft board. By leaving the board, I will be able to sell the stock before it crashes. Why do you think, I made you CEO in the first place?
Your former boss.
It should be pretty obvious that this point that mobile isn't all that it's cracked up to be, even if executives need to at least pretend in public that it's still relevant, to save face.
Smartphones haven't moved much beyond text messaging (or apps that offer similar functionality), email, games, and basic web browsing. Many corporate users just use them for email and occasional phone calls. There's really nothing to be monetized there.
Netbooks have proven to be an abysmal failure. Customers just don't want the bad experience that they provide, when it comes to both software and hardware. We haven't seen any real adoption of Chromebook-style devices, either, for the same reason.
Tablets have also failed in the market. Apple is the only vendor to have seen some success, but that was built more upon hype and the quasi-religious attitude that many people hold toward Apple devices, rather than out of any real need or use for such devices. Outside of a small number of niche use cases, people in general have found tablets to be useless. They sound good in theory, but then they're found to be too locked down or inconvenient to use, and end up collecting dust.
People want desktops. People want real laptops. People don't want yet another shitty mobile device. I'm sorry to say this, but you and your friends were in the wrong field. You followed fads rather than providing real value, and paid for it with your jobs. Resources need to go where they'll be best used, and mobile just isn't the best use for them.
a slim chance, to be sure. they have lost a lot of ground.
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Title says it all
I'm not sure if "I bleed Microsoft" was a painful or positive experience.
Dear Mr. Nadella, IBM still makes mainframes. Please don't forget that. Sincerely, "Legacy".
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
SB: Don. I want to buy a basketball team.
DS: That's not going to help sell more Zunes, Steve.
SB: Uh, yeah well it's time for new challenges, if you know what I mean. But between steering Microsoft
into an iceberg and my well known temper tantrums, I'm afraid the NBA won't let me buy a team.
DS: I'll put in a good word for you.
SB: That's not going to cut it, Don. What I need is for you to create a distraction. A train wreck caliber
disturbance so profound the NBA will be glad to have me.
DS: Oh my God.
Sorry Balmer, that still isn't far enough.
Nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I am shedding a manly tear now. I shall never see the Monkeyboy dance for us ever again.
said Ballmer "how much skull-peeling screaming can I do?"
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
I don't blame the guy, why stay on a sinking ship? The man is smarter than he looks, and behaves. Take the money and run steve, run hard!
Steve Ballmer leaves his post running Microsoft into the ground to take on the responsibility of running the Clippers into the ground.
"I'm off to ruin more companies."
-Steve 'Sweaty Balls' Ballmer
he spent most of the letter encouraging Nadella and giving advice
I would be cautious with advices from the guy that has just been fired. Just saying I heard them may cause MS quotation to drop.
No that was US only, the world and overall were Symbian by a large margin.
What you're saying is that Microsoft dominated the US carrier market for a few years, in the same way that Sony dominated the Japanese domestic market.
There is no 'winner' in a technology war, the war is never ending and Microsoft were never top dog except in one market.
It is shocking how old BG3 looks in that video. Those cheeseburgers add up...
"teaching" He teaches??? WHAT??? ;^)
Public speaking, maybe? :)
BTW Robin Williams died. Many stories were submitted but /. failed to approve any for FP. Instead, we hear about Microsoft news again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
That would be because we are a tech and geek news site not a celebrity gossip rag, while he was admittedly an excellent actor and comedian that does not make it geek or tech news as such it did not make it on here. Where Microsoft is a software/tech company which makes it tech news thus get posted.
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I bet u he left @ micro$oft !
What will he throw @ the basketball players?
he is past throwing chairs he is on to bigger and better things like throwing bleachers...
---Saying gnome 3 is better than windows 8 not so much a compliment as it is damning with light praise.
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"the mobile-first, cloud-first world."
This sums up the core MS issue better than anything else I've ever read. MS has never been innovative, but worse: It has never been a company that likes change. Their world-view is static and stationary. While they acknowledge the world is changing (reality can be quite persuasive), they don't see movement, they see a succession of stationary status quos.
They will now throw everything at becoming the perfect company for the picture of the world they have. And in five years look out the window and see that the world has changed - again.
It's also the reason we all hate MS - due to their still existing stranglehold on computing, they keep much of the rest of the world static with them. The damage done by preventing innovation and progress is easily ten times MS net worth.
All because some people don't understand that life is dynamic.
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GOODBYE
How many chips will he have to cash in on to buy the Clippers?
Ah, now I understand! This is all a big move by the National Spying Agency to promote the new Clippers Chip!
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