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An anonymous reader writes "At TechCentral, we get on average called at least once a week — sometimes far more often — by a friendly sounding Indian national warning us that our Windows computer is infected with a virus. The call, which originates from a call centre, follows exactly the same script every time. Usually we shrug them off and put the phone down, but this week we thought we'd humour them to find out how they operate. As this week's call came in, the first thing the "operator" at the other end of the line tried to establish was who was owner of the Windows computer in the household. I'd taken the call. It was time to have some fun. I told the scammer that I was the PC owner. He proceeded to introduce himself as "John Connor." I laughed quietly as I imagined Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator hunting down this scamster in the streets of Calcutta. Perhaps he should have come up with a more convincing name."

251 comments

  1. Not so sure it's harmless by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not harmless stringing them along like that. What you're really doing is giving them invaluable experience and training in responding to people who might simply be on the cusp of getting taken.

    1. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I rather like telling them to hold on while I go into the other room so I can hear them better, then setting the phone down with the line still open and going back to whatever I was doing before they called.

    2. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Zeromous · · Score: 5, Funny

      I deliver them to a VM i run just for this purpose, with the background of goatse.cx

      I then tell them it's not so much the infection as it is the distention.

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    3. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by WaffleMonster · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not harmless stringing them along like that. What you're really doing is giving them invaluable experience and training in responding to people who might simply be on the cusp of getting taken.

      Acting like an idiot who types slow and has a LOT of questions is not only amusing but wastes time cutting into profits and capacity to contact new victims. As a bonus the experience may help advance your acting career. Ultimately on the job training arguments don't appear to me to carry sufficient heft to outweigh competing arguments. When you hang up and they talk to an honest to god sucker this also counts as on-the-job training.

      Remember kids your computer is off, you have to walk slowly down creeking stairs into the basement to turn it on.. and once there it is very old... it takes *FOREVER* to boot. Be sure to express your displeasure with the performance of your computer.

    4. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's good to have them go through all the steps so more people will recognize it when they get called by these people.

    5. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by tippe · · Score: 2

      Is it a linux VM? Or better yet, a VM that runs olde-tyme UNIX V7 on emulated PDP-11 hardware. Now that would be classic...

    6. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a remotely-accessible VM have access to your LAN?

    7. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by theskipper · · Score: 2

      Did that too. Protip: The reaction generated from using lemon party is just as good.

    8. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by sconeu · · Score: 1

      How could you get goatse.cx as the background on a V7/PDP-11?

      I guess you *COULD* use ASCII art...

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    9. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you disable the local LAN connection and only allow the NAT interface.

    10. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, there is an ASCII goatse just for such MOTD occasions.

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    11. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Reemi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did this and amazingly they stayed online with me for 30 minutes.

      Then I said: But wait, I think we have the wrong computer. Let me boot the other one.

      Whole call lasted 40 minutes.

    12. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Zeromous · · Score: 2

      Yes, it can be quite amusing on a lonely Friday night to play counterspy.

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    13. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      Legend, and they could appreciate the beautiful thing I have built in all its awk and glory.

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    14. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      Lemonparty, what is this 2003?

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    15. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly, but you should probably have some type of NAT to get internet access to the VM then just route all requests to your LAN's subnet to 127.0.0.1. That is if you plan on doing something like this.

    16. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by mabu · · Score: 3, Informative

      I got a call two days ago from these people. I strung them along until they gave me a web address to go to in order to download some software and run it on my computer. Then while they were expecting me to do that, I ran a WHOIS on the host and IP, found out who was hosting them (it turned out to be an American company) and I contacted their abuse team and reported the site as being fradulent. 24 hours later, their web site was shut down.

      It also helps when you contact their abuse department, that you tell them you work for an antivirus company and you're going to add the IP address of the site to your blacklist. In many cases, there are hundreds if not thousands of web sites operating from the same IP. They will take quick action rather than have one bad customer cause 900 other customer sites to not be accessible.

    17. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by mabu · · Score: 1

      Hell.. it takes a good 10 minutes to figure out what web site Sanjay "Shawn" Prakrameshi is trying to direct you to!

    18. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by cusco · · Score: 2

      When I pretty much start the call by telling them that I have 18 years of desktop, server and network administration you would think that should scare them off, but no. They have a script to follow, and they'll follow it to the end of the Earth and over the edge. Most of the guys that I get tell me they work for Microsoft, and having worked on campus (and in fact having done security for a lot of those buildings) I find it amusing to take them on a mental tour of the Redmond campus. Eventually they drag me back onto the script. They're quite dogged, impressive in their own way.

      About 30 seconds into one call I told the guy that I knew he was a scammer, and that he didn't work for MS. He still stayed on the line, doing his worst to try to get me to comply with his script, for another 23 minutes. The only reason that the call ended then was because it was time to toss stuff in the wok and I needed two hands.

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    19. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by AJWM · · Score: 1

      I only got them to stay on the line for about 15 minutes. When he told me to press the Windows key ("The what?" "The key with a flag picture on it") I said "My key has a picture of a penguin on it, does that make a difference?"

      He hung up.

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      -- Alastair
    20. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      This is an excellent reply. Mod parent up further.

    21. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After rtfa, I disagree. It is very useful to non-techies to know more about how these scams work, and the writer had to play along to get the goods.

      I always recommend something for tele-spam: say, "Sorry can you hold on a sec'? Put down the phone and don't pick it up again for 10-15 minutes. The scammer will wait as long as his training tells him to wait before hanging up and going to the next mark, wasting his time. If enough people did this, the cash pipeline would clog up for these crooks.

    22. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by romons · · Score: 1

      I rather like telling them to hold on while I go into the other room so I can hear them better, then setting the phone down with the line still open and going back to whatever I was doing before they called.

      At a prior employer, we were in a cube area. Somehow, a scumbag cold calling salesman had gotten our number, in which all the phone numbers were (xxx) xxx-12. They had already called three people in cube number order when they got to me, so, I pulled this 'tell them to hold, put the phone down' gag on the guy, and told everybody else to do it. It took him 5 more calls to figure out that we were on to him.

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    23. Re:Not so sure it's harmless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What does it say on the bottom-left corner of your screen?"

      "Dell"

  2. Got one of these once by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I kept the guy online, playing dumb, for about 15 minutes, until he finally gave up and told me to call Microsoft.

    At which point, I asked him if I should tell them I was running Linux.

    His reaction was priceless...and unprintable!

    1. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did the same thing. When I told him I was running Linux, he said "Sir, you have been wasting my time!" to which I replied "You called me." Then he hung up. Priceless.

    2. Re:Got one of these once by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Funny

      What could possibly be unprintable on slashdot?

      """
      Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbara Streisand!!
      """

    3. Re:Got one of these once by just_another_sean · · Score: 4, Funny

      Barbara Streisand

      Come on, what if my children had been in the room!?

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    4. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      My high score was 50 minutes. I kept pretending my computer was rebooting on it's own and took a long time to boot up. When I finally caved and told him I run Linux, he STILL tried to sell me because I could gift his product to my parents because 'older people are not so good with computers'.

      Time permitting, I always take the call and keep them on as long as possible.

    5. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What could possibly be unprintable on slashdot?

      Unicode.

    6. Re:Got one of these once by camperdave · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What could possibly be unprintable on slashdot?

      There are a couple of choice ones that are unprintable, but we can't actually tell you because, well, they're unprintable.

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    7. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 'Barbra", not 'Barbara'.

    8. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denial of Global Warming...

    9. Re:Got one of these once by Tolvor · · Score: 1

      Cthulhu Cthulhu C[sigterm]

    10. Re:Got one of these once by citizenr · · Score: 2

      Unicode?

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    11. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "anal", not "love".

      But in your case we'll make an exception.

    12. Re:Got one of these once by Technician · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On my first one, this is how it ended as I went to the website and downloaded the application and offered him the options of "Save" or "Cancel". This confused him for quite a while. He asked me to "Open" it , so I opened it in Package Manager and found the Exe contained another file inside the container. So I extracted that. Finaly we got to the non Windows issue and he hung up. This took almost 40 minutes due to trying to get remote access working.

      These guys are getting smarter in regards to people being on to them.

      The latest call was much shorter as they expalined my PC was uploading to some server. I reacted supprised and inquired as to the server my machine was logging into so I could check my router log. He immediately queried me on why I was skeptical. I explained that I wasn't, but needed to follow up on the breech with the network team to find the target server that was collecting our information. He again accused me of being skeptical and as I again said I wasn't, but needed security to follow up on the breech and check the network gateway logs, he simply hung up on me. They don't want to deal with anyone that understands computers.

      That call never got to the event viewer or remote access. Was fun to have him hang up on me wihout even saying goodby.

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      The truth shall set you free!
    13. Re:Got one of these once by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      And we have a winner, folks!

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    14. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I led them on for a while about a month ago. He tried to prove that my computer was broken by showing me how many disabled services there were in msconfig. Then when they wanted me to allow them to remote control my computer with join.me I asked how they would keep talking to me after my dial-up connected. They tried to get my cell phone number so that my dial-up could connect but I told them that I didn't do the cell phones. They then proceeded to try to sell me a new subscription to the expired maintenance plan that had apparently came with my computer when I purchased it.

      I then told them that if they would stop wasting my time I would stop wasting theirs. It was hilarious making them repeat things like "www" and "msconfig" over and over again and getting them to phonetically spell every word out.

      The best was that he told me his name was "Dean Winchester" in a very thick Indian Accent.

    15. Re:Got one of these once by Oligonicella · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sir or madam, I truly admire your tenacity - and your sense of the sublime. I'm a little more direct and short. As I've said here before, when I get such a call I immediately start talking in a soft and quaky voice. Like that of an eighty year old. This makes them listen closer and hopefully turn up their volume. I lead them on for a couple of minutes so they're focused and calm and then scream at the top of my lungs like I'm being murdered with an axe. Reactions range from screaming themselves, cursing me out and once trying to find out if I was OK at which point I laughed and *then* they cussed me. All quite cathartic.

      Moral: If you work for sleazoids you're a sleazoid, don't expect civility.

    16. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 'Barbra", not 'Barbara'.

      Well! Hello Mrs. Streisand. Good to know you're still holding strong on this whole thing. Still watching the watchers I see.

    17. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What could possibly be unprintable on slashdot?

      There are a couple of choice ones that are unprintable, but we can't actually tell you because, well, they're unprintable.

      Oh for FUCKTARDS sake. No one has EVER been laying on their death bed and thought, "was I politically correct enough in my life?"

    18. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      guy pranks a scammer using a soundboard

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNsMW4n3z9Y

    19. Re:Got one of these once by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Windows $[4+4]

    20. Re:Got one of these once by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Working JavaScript code?

    21. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moral: If you work for sleazoids you're a sleazoid, don't expect civility.

      And Government employees wonder why the public is so rude to them. Both sides having completely forgotten long ago that those who work for the government are supposed to be working for the people. Especially true of "Law Enforcement" who, too often, start with rudeness themselves.

    22. Re:Got one of these once by almitydave · · Score: 1

      guy pranks a scammer using a soundboard

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNsMW4n3z9Y

      Not just any soundboard, a George Noory soundboard!

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    23. Re:Got one of these once by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Well, let us all do the big thing and gamify this situation. Record your calls and upload them so we can setup some proper leaderboards with proof.

    24. Re:Got one of these once by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Oh for FUCKTARDS sake. No one has EVER been laying on their death bed and thought, "was I politically correct enough in my life?"

      No, it's not that. They're in Unicode and Slashdot doesn't support Unicode. They are literally unprintable.

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    25. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I figure something requiring Unicode. Hindi perhaps.

    26. Re:Got one of these once by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      Perfect opportunity to impart one of my favourite quotes
      Voltaire
      According to one story, his last words were, "Now is not the time for making new enemies." It was his response to a priest at the side of his deathbed, asking Voltaire to renounce Satan

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      There are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third is statistics.
    27. Re:Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't slashdot have adjectives for the score descriptors? I would score this:5, Funny, Very...

    28. Re:Got one of these once by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I treat it as a civic duty to keep them on the phone as long as possible (personal time permitting, obviously).

      Sometimes it's just the old "hang on" and put them down routine. But the fun days are when you argue with the "Account Services" lady about why they need your credit card number, or (my personal high score) getting the "car warranty" guy to tilt and swear at me when I told him I wanted to extend the warranty on my 1967 DeLorean.

    29. Re:Got one of these once by romons · · Score: 1

      When they called me, I was overcome with passion, and yelled "You are a lying cunt" into the phone. Man, I hate these parasites. The other guys I hate are the robocallers who pretend to be the IRS. Sadly, it is a generated female voice, and so can't be usefully yelled at. Dialing their number may be dangerous, so I haven't just called them up and yelled at them. Assholes

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  3. Truly the best scams by blueshift_1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All the best scams make you feel as though they are helping you... Also, there are greater quantities of users who lack the standard knowledge to be able to see through these. That's the problem with making computing so main stream... it dilutes the depth of knowledge of the system.

    1. Re:Truly the best scams by AudioEfex · · Score: 5, Interesting

      True, but the gap of "standard knowledge" isn't as bad as it used to be. At least it's getting better. If any message has gotten through, it's been not to give out information to an unknown phone caller. I'm sure it must work sometimes or they wouldn't be doing it, but since email spam has been largely eliminated from most end-user experiences, it seems going back to the phone scams is a bit too late because folks are going to click on an email link much more readily than give out any info to an unknown phone caller these days.

      I have a friend in her 50's who's parents are in their late 70's, and they just got one of these calls last week. To give you an idea of their technical proficiency, they still use AOL mail (and Facebook is too difficult for them to use). The caller wanted their windows installation ID. They kept them on the phone for like 20 minutes - while they used their other phone to call Microsoft, LOL. The scammer gave up when they realized what was going on, and they never gave them any personal info. So, even they knew something was "wrong" and didn't fall for it. That's just one anecdotal example, granted, but again these are the very folks that they are trying to get who have wised up and are especially vigilant about phone callers in particular (organizations like AARP are actually really good at educating folks about not falling for scams).

      The funny (sad?) part was the parents understood exactly what happened during the attempted scam (bad guy trying to get their computer info), but what they didn't understand was why Microsoft didn't seem very interested in "getting 'em" after the fact - they wanted to fill out a report about the scam, etc., and MS basically said "you did the right thing, thanks, /click" - they just didn't understand why MS wasn't going to investigate further, call the phone company to get records, etc. That was the only difficult thing for them to understand and had to be explained to them, LOL. So even though they may not totally get the larger view of the picture, they knew not to give out any information which was the important part.

    2. Re:Truly the best scams by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      I understand your parents' perspective. They are scammers impersonating a well-known company with a reputation to protect. Banks send out notices warning about email scams; I don't know if they do anything further, but I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't at least forward reports to the police. Personally, that's what I think Microsoft should have done in that situation. Even if the police do nothing, at least they're doing their part reporting it.

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    3. Re:Truly the best scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the best scams make you feel as though they are helping you... Also, there are greater quantities of users who lack the standard knowledge to be able to see through these. That's the problem with making computing so main stream... it dilutes the depth of knowledge of the system.

      You just described politics.

    4. Re:Truly the best scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who's ever spoken to Microsoft about Windows knows that tech support is provided by some Indian call center. Do you really think their complaint made it past the Indian on the other end of the call? I wouldn't be surprised if the scammer was sitting just a few seats away.

  4. I asked them which Windows computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I told him I needed to know which of the 8 PCs in the room he wanted me to turn on. He replied "your Windows computer, sir". I reiterated that I needed him to tell me WHICH one of the 8 Windows computers in the room he wanted me to turn on. He went silent - he had no answer for it and he hung up.

    1. Re:I asked them which Windows computer by StatureOfLiberty · · Score: 1

      Same here. I still managed to keep him on the line for maybe 10 minutes. So, at the very least, that was 10 minutes he could not be scamming someone who didn't know better. Someone needs to develop some kind of phone bot that you can just transfer these calls to. Then it could waste their time in some automated fashion.

    2. Re:I asked them which Windows computer by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A phone bot wouldn't work very well, but you could hire a call center. Maybe even the same call center.

    3. Re:I asked them which Windows computer by StatureOfLiberty · · Score: 2

      Touché! LOL

  5. Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This article isn't particularly well done, their scam of the scammers was extremely limited and provided little to no additional information on this well known fraud. They also fail to realize that many of the people that work in these calls centers believe they are working valid jobs to some degree or another. They don't realize what they are doing is outright fraud and malicious (in some cases).

    1. Re:Fail by StrangeBrew · · Score: 1

      If you believe that, then it's obvious you haven't had any dialogue with these people. The four letter tirades they consistently let loose on me when I used to called them out on what they were doing would not be tolerated in a valid job. So I switched tactics after the first year, and use the time to inform them of how turned on I was by the videos I found of their mother and that rather well hung goat. I get the same response, but feel somewhat more content when they eventually hang up.

    2. Re:Fail by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      many of the people that work in these calls centers believe they are working valid jobs to some degree or another

      The part about the CLSID trick would seem to belie that...

    3. Re:Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I'm not saying these guys are particularly smart, clever or good at customer service. But they don't have an understanding that what they are doing is truly illegal. Many of them see themselves as fulfilling more the role of a debt collector or something to that effect. Cleaning up resistant parties who might need a heavy hand or some strong arm tactics. As per usual as well they are likely just reading through a script. The CLSID trick is evidence of that, I doubt the majority of them have any understanding of where the value comes from and what it means. Granted there probably are some folks who know this is indeed fraud, but there are equally many who just believe they have a crappy job making support phone calls.

    4. Re:Fail by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They also fail to realize that many of the people that work in these calls centers believe they are working valid jobs to some degree or another.

      No, that's not true.

      The people who work in the call centers are the same pool of talent, and in many cases may be doing both.

      But they know they're scamming when they're doing it.

      The problem is that they often don't know they're scamming when they're offering real support, because they're unqualified to know that in many cases.

      I've seen documentaries about the people doing these things, and they absolutely know they're scamming people. And the reality is, they simply don't care.

      Nobody could possibly NOT know that they're just ripping people off.

      The important thing to remember is to make sure your parents and friends who aren't from a tech background understand that this is a real thing, and that they're being lied to. Because way too many people fall for it when the nice friendly person calls to say they're gonna fix your problem.

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    5. Re:Fail by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      This article isn't particularly well done, their scam of the scammers was extremely limited and provided little to no additional information on this well known fraud.

      And yet you fell for the scam "article". Well played Timothy...Well Played!

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      "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
    6. Re:Fail by bobbied · · Score: 1

      many of the people that work in these calls centers believe they are working valid jobs to some degree or another

      The part about the CLSID trick would seem to belie that...

      The poster was saying that they think this is all valid, so that the CLSID always matches and is always the same thing doesn't seem to be a problem to them. I figure, they are just not bright enough to really think about it, which means this could be true.

      But, I'm with you... It looks pretty clear that the operator and the engineer are pretty much the same person and if not, have to be sitting next to each other and are obviously both in on what's going down.

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    7. Re:Fail by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      Right, asking for remote control so they can poke around in your files, record you actions and initiate monetary transactions are things people do to each other every day. Bullshit, they know.

    8. Re: Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what the "99%" actually believes.

    9. Re:Fail by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason is simple. They are poor people in the third world taking money from the rich people! Why should they care? They are sticking it to the man.
      Just remember that next time you feel no sorrow sticking it to the man. You are the man to someone else.

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    10. Re:Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I could scam a billionaire out of, say, a million, I wouldn't care either.

    11. Re:Fail by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, my parents would never even be able to fall for this scam, because they have dialup.

      You can either go online, OR you can talk to the scammer, but not both.

    12. Re:Fail by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You know, I totally get that as far as they're concerned, fuck it, it's a paycheque.

      That doesn't mean I think they're any less douchebags for it, nor do I think they're unaware of what they're doing.

      It's sleazeball work, but it's probably as intellectually and morally honest as some MBAs I've known, possibly even more.

      But, I'll still tell them to go fuck themselves.

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    13. Re: Fail by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      The 99% believe that there is no kind of talent or ability that makes one person's labour literally worth 10,000 times that of another.

      Those kind of wages (I refuse to say "earnings") usually require either the direction of vast amounts of other peoples labour (and therefore represent a salami slicing scam where the productivity of that labour is being directed up the corporate pyramid), or intangible and imaginary "wealth" which in effect is just a massive confidence trick.

      The 1% are bilking the rest of us. They live high on the hog by using their power to manipulate the system to deliver the fruits of our labours into their pockets. That's what the 99% actually believe.

      Scamming some noob because they don't understand computers is morally no different, but a drop in the bucket in comparison.

    14. Re:Fail by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Ahh but you see I agree with you. The thing is that it is not anymore moral to steal from the "rich" than the poor because frankly unless you are a multi billionaire someone is always richer and unless you at the point of death from starvation someone is always going to be poor compared to you.

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  6. weekly by Spaham · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this the weekly article about people who decide to "take the call" and "investigate" and "make fun of the scammers" ?
    We've seen this MANY times...

    1. Re:weekly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm extremely disappointed that Timmy didn't post a video of the support call.

    2. Re:weekly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you end all of your posts with an ellipsis? Did you learn your writing skills by studying software pulldown menus?

    3. Re:weekly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Y]es...

  7. My Father Got Hit By These Folks by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was taking my boys out bowling last summer when I got a call from my father telling me that "Windows" had called him and told him his computer was infected with a virus. I immediately told him it was a scam and to just hang up. At first, he didn't want to "just in case they were telling the truth", but he eventually hung up on them. They had gotten him to go to a website but not run a program. I told him that even opening a website could infect him and to treat his computer as if it was infected. Later, when I examined the website and his computer, I concluded that the website was a simple page that linked to remote access tools. These were perfectly valid tools (e.g. TeamViewer) from the company's own servers, but obviously being used for nefarious purposes. Running these tools themselves wouldn't have been a problem - except for the scammer on the other end of the connection. The fact that he stopped short of running their tool saved him.

    The same scammers (or others running the same scam) called him back a few times since. My dad might not be the most computer savvy, but he does learn. He's not going to fall for the same thing twice and now that he knows it's a scam he berates the person for a few seconds before hanging up on them.

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    1. Re:My Father Got Hit By These Folks by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      What they hell do they do? Drop a key logger onto the machine?! Scary stuff. I can see the elderly getting hit by this.

      And this is why I recommend Apple products. If you run the newer OSX, programs can't run unless it's blessed by Apple (signed). You can over-ride the default behavior, but that's something you rarely do if ever (well, unless you're a developer or toy with someone's pet project app).

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    2. Re:My Father Got Hit By These Folks by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      The scammers wanted my father to run a remote access tool. My assumption at the time was that they were then going to load some trojan or something to take control of the PC (likely silently to harvest as much data as possible). Going by the TechCentral article, they have you enter Paypal and/or Credit card information on a page (while watching what you are typing) to pay them a "PC cleaning fee." If you don't pay them, they start rooting through your PC for valuable documents and/or delete any documents they don't care about. The scam is definitely slick enough that the elderly (or anyone who doesn't know a lot about computers) would get hit hard by it.

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    3. Re:My Father Got Hit By These Folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you add your own keys to OSX so that you can "bless" apps yourself without having to disable the code signing feature entirely?

    4. Re:My Father Got Hit By These Folks by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      My mother fell for the scam. Didn't lose anything but did get the remote service tool installed. She explained that since they called her it seemed legitimate.
      Later she was put in contact with some web site that did identify theft clean up, and I tried to discourage her but she said her friend had used it (turns out it was semi-legitimate as it had some downrating from the better business bureau for pushing unneeded services).

    5. Re:My Father Got Hit By These Folks by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      You should re-read what you wrote. You are suggesting that Apple products are better because the scammers would need to get their victim to click on dangerous stuff instead of clicking on dangerous stuff like they would on a Windows machine.

    6. Re:My Father Got Hit By These Folks by operagost · · Score: 1

      She explained that since they called her it seemed legitimate.

      Isn't that reverse logic? Anyone can call anyone. If some guy walks up to me on the street and offers to sell me a watch, does that seem safer than going to a jeweler's shop?

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    7. Re:My Father Got Hit By These Folks by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's part of the spiel. Guy says your watch is broken and he'll sell a new one, then you look down and notice that your watch really is broken! Same with antivirus, they get the victim to check their computer and they see all these red alerts in the messages window that prove they have a virus (chances are they do anyway).

      Part of the defense is knowing that Microsoft will NEVER call you, keep the paranoia meter on high alert at all times. But if you don't know that , how do really know that the person is or is not from Microsoft? Maybe you think, it really is Microsoft but you ask to see some credentials or proof. Same as if someone in a gas company uniform knocks on your door and says there are gas leaks in the neighborhood and he wants to check inside your house with his fancy detection machine. So you have to train the parents that everyone is an asshole the same way they trained you to never get into cars with strangers.

      The other defense is to just hang up. Otherwise the scammer gets a chance to use the spiel and wear down defenses. If they say you have a virus then say "thanks, I'll check it out, have a nice day" and hang up. Which in essence means being rude which can be hard for some people.

  8. Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the most boring story ever. "I talked to him, gave him access to a clean computer with nothing of value and yanked the network connection before they did anything". I've had more fun and entertainment myself, such as them getting autodisconnected at their end after 15 minutes and then calling back to be strung along a while longer as I had them wait for my computer to boot or for me to answer the door etc. I even got escalated once because their script wasn't working, but I was bored by that stage so when the "supervisor" finally asked if I was using Windows or OSX and I told him it was Linux he just hung up.

    1. Re:Boring by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      Agreed... I've read MUCH better accounts of "Scamming the scammer"... one included a call to netstat to determine the remote guy's IP address, and ended in the scammer nearly crying. If the OP wasn't AC, I'd use my mod points to randomly hunt and downmod any comments I could find from the OP.

      LAME!

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  9. Success rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This scam can have serious repercussions, but considering the frequency of calls we get in the office, those behind it must have a reasonably high success rate."

    Thats the problem here, the reason these scams are so common is because they dont need a high success rate. If their success rate is only 1% its still worth doing.

    1. Re:Success rate by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I doubt their success rate is 1%.. Maybe 1% of people they actually talk to who happen to be sitting next to their computer.

      But, even if you can get 1 call out of a thousand, it's an easy $300, not to mention a paypal account or credit card and a continuing "customer" you might be able to string along. Say you get 2 a day, $600/day isn't that bad for 8 house of getting hung up on.

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    2. Re:Success rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, this wouldn't work in a country that has some sane billing for phone calls (caller pays).

  10. Unimpressed by namgge · · Score: 5, Funny

    The author is overselling himself. You haven't scammed a scammer until you've got them to send a bag man from Nigeria to a remote Scottish Island to collect your investment in cash.

    1. Re:Unimpressed by neilo_1701D · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nice reference, Sir! That is one of the classics in 419 eater.

      http://www.419eater.com/html/m...

      My personal favorite was The Incredible Shrinking Artwork (http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm). But you can waste far too much time on that site.

    2. Re:Unimpressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember 419eater doing that...priceless.

    3. Re:Unimpressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice reference, Sir! That is one of the classics in 419 eater.

      http://www.419eater.com/html/m...

      My personal favorite was The Incredible Shrinking Artwork (http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm). But you can waste far too much time on that site.

      Don't forget PPP-PowerBook
        http://joi.ito.com/images2/thepowerbook.pdf

      Lazer!!!

    4. Re:Unimpressed by EmeraldBot · · Score: 1

      OH MY GOD, someone else reads the exploits of 419? Epic.

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    5. Re:Unimpressed by Cyfun · · Score: 1

      Wait, this happened? Source?

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  11. I get those and other calls by future+assassin · · Score: 0, Troll

    2-3 times per week usually its for SEO placement in google. I accept the call and wait for the person to start talking. Just as they do I say "Google Canada, how may I help you?" Then usally I hear "What" "Ummm" "Shuffle" and a "Sorry what was that" and I say "You reached Google Canada, how may I help you"? Then slience.... and they hang up fast

    A few times ago the girl sound hot so I decided to be nasty. I said "Hold on let me ask you this. Do you take it in the ass?" There some silence there. So I say "So I can assume that since you haven't hung up yet that, that is a yes?" I can hear people in the background as she still hasn't hung up the phone whlle I proceeded to tell her I'll buy the service if she takes it in the ass. After a bit she hung up.

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    1. Re:I get those and other calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few times ago the girl sound hot so I decided to be nasty. I said "Hold on let me ask you this. Do you take it in the ass?" There some silence there. So I say "So I can assume that since you haven't hung up yet that, that is a yes?" I can hear people in the background as she still hasn't hung up the phone whlle I proceeded to tell her I'll buy the service if she takes it in the ass. After a bit she hung up.

      B..B.B..b..bubutbutbut that's mysoginy! You can't type that here on /.! It will be downmodded!

  12. I got those calls every few days by bswarm · · Score: 1

    And wasted their time. Told them I have Linux, they handed the phone to the tier 2 tech, still didn't know what Linux was but insisted my PC had a windows virus. They never called back after the next trick I pulled on them.

    1. Re:I got those calls every few days by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Tell them you run VAX/VMS if you really want to screw with them. That's what I do anyway.

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    2. Re:I got those calls every few days by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like what I did to the "your car's warranty is about to expire" people about 3 months after I got my jeep. I figured they got a dump of people who had recently purchased a used vehicle. I was mostly polite but would string them along. With that Jeep there was no way they would ever offer a warranty (at the time it was 15 years old and only had 368,XXX miles on it) but would act interested. Eventually they would want vehicle information and telling them it is a '96 with that mileage they would inform me that it didn't qualify for a warranty. At this point I knew the conversation was over but once I did get it "escalated" to a "supervisor", the guy one phone over, and got to do it again.

      I also like giving the phone to one of my children. It is down right hilarious to hear a 3 year old get fed up with these scammers, mine really likes to tell stories and eventually tell the scammer to "Stop talking now! I'm trying to tell you something!". My 6 year old is a much better communicator but is very inquisitive and will ask them all sorts of questions.

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    3. Re:I got those calls every few days by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      I also like giving the phone to one of my children. It is down right hilarious to hear a 3 year old get fed up with these scammers, mine really likes to tell stories and eventually tell the scammer to "Stop talking now! I'm trying to tell you something!". My 6 year old is a much better communicator but is very inquisitive and will ask them all sorts of questions.

      Damn. I wish my wife would let me do that. My 3yo girl can scream loud enough to make ears bleed. And my eldest is a question a second. I should just hand him the phone, and say, "hey, this guy wants you to tell him all about Minecraft, Rainbow Loom, and Pokemon!!"

    4. Re:I got those calls every few days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How could I possibly have a virus? I'm running the newest, most up-to-date version of Multics!"

    5. Re:I got those calls every few days by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      yeah, then you'll have to waste tons of time explaining to them what a VAX is (nobody under 50 knows what they are).

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    6. Re:I got those calls every few days by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      I feel old now.

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    7. Re:I got those calls every few days by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I should just hand him the phone, and say, "hey, this guy wants you to tell him all about Minecraft, Rainbow Loom, and Pokemon!!"

      With my 3 year old replace those with things with the trips up to the iron range, the threshing shows, and the railroad museum in Golden, CO. The kid would talk for hours if you let him.

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  13. LOL! by DaMattster · · Score: 2

    I had one of these fookers once and decided to have a little bit of fun. I played myself off as an absolutely dumb user with very, very short term memory and kept asking the representative to repeat himself. I strung them along for 30 minutes before finally revealing that I was using Linux. I got yelled at and then they slammed the phone down. I hate these pond scum predators.

  14. Report the number to the FBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called International Wire Fraud, report it to the FEDs as well as your local phone company to have that number (or block of numbers) blocked.

    1. Re: Report the number to the FBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like the scam where they say they have good programmers. They keep calling and emailing. I have seen the bad work. Unfortunately, the Feds won't block that country.

    2. Re:Report the number to the FBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet tell them this is your carphone and to call back on the landline. Guess which phone number they called.

    3. Re:Report the number to the FBI by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      but... I thought we were never supposed to talk to the cops?

  15. Re:1at post finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and you fucked it up

  16. At least by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    you aren't getting contacted by a Nigerian 411 scammer with some dead relative or something or other and trying to deposit a magical sum of money in your account.

    1. Re:At least by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      you aren't getting contacted by a Nigerian 419 scammer with some dead relative or something or other and trying to deposit a magical sum of money in your account.

      FTFY.

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    2. Re:At least by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      you aren't getting contacted by a Nigerian 411 scammer with some dead relative or something or other and trying to deposit a magical sum of money in your account.

      And then he offers to look up phone numbers for you! Perhaps you meant 419.

  17. but i'm on a mac by jsepeta · · Score: 0

    and therefore i know there's no viruses.

    at this point in time is when i loudly tell the scammer to do horrible things to their family members.

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  18. There are more and more of these.. by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I work in a repair shop. I see this every single day, and it is accelerating. Many are cold calls, but a surprising number are found in google searches. I had one today where someone was looking for outlook help as they could not access their email.

    In my experience, most do 'semi' legitimate work, using normal tools for disinfection and optimization. These tools are things like hitman, MBAM, ccleaner, etc. Unfortunately, the techs do not seem very skilled, sometines causing damage, and more importantly they lie in a very convincing confidence game to get payment info and perform service. While I have yet to see anyone have extra fraudulent charges placed on them, the initial bill is fradulent given that the work never needed to be performed.

    Also, if these "services" are so unethical as to lie to get you to pay, it is a small step to later using that payment information or selling it to third parties.

    The worst one I saw is from a personal friend who called one of these services for assistance, paid 300 dollars for 3 years of remote assistance. One onthe to the day later, another company cold called him (he thought it was the first company). He allowed them remote access, and then when they wanted payment and he realized it was not the first company he asked them to disconnect. He was emotional and turned off his surge protector when they became pressuring and refused to disconnect. He left the room failing to realize it was a laptop and still on. The 'tech' then proceeded to delete most of the recently dated files in his user profile. These were very important files, and I was only able to recover about 85% with file recovery tools.

    Unfortunately all these companies need to operate is a phone number and a simple VOIP system..maybe a quick templated website and domain. They can be set up in a very quick time, and exist outside of any willing jurisdiction to fight them. Education is the ONLY way at this time.

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    1. Re:There are more and more of these.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Train and educate everyone you know that if an Indian is on the phone, he simply can't be trusted. Sorry but that's just how it is. It used to be you had to watch out for Nigerians sending you an email, now you have to beware of Indians on the phone.

    2. Re:There are more and more of these.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry to say this but... your friend isn't very bright, or aware, or something. I counted 4 "absolute no-go actions" performed there, all in his total control.

      Do you think, having had this experience, he would do better next time? Or is his BS meter just not functional?

  19. My Grandma by master_kaos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Best way to annoy these guys is get them to call my grandma. She has 15 year old computer with 64MB ram that somehow runs xp. It literally takes 10 minutes to boot the pc. She also barely knows how to turn on the monitor. These guys were talking to my grandma for about 50 minutes when finally she said "maybe you should talk to my grandson he is in IT support", they promptly hung up after that.
    She asked me if it was legit I said no, never ever listen to what these guys say because they will try to scam you and get your money. Unfortunetly sometimes she has a bad memory and 2 years later she fell to the exact same scam. I got her to call her credit card company to halt/cancel any payments, and I told her to buy a new pc because there was no way in hell I was reformatting a 64MB xp box. It took me over 2 hours just to backup documents.

    1. Re:My Grandma by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

      Come on, just buy your granny a nice big tablet running Android and be done with it.

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    2. Re:My Grandma by master_kaos · · Score: 1

      oh my god no. She finally figured out how to use email and open office. I don't know if you can "remote desktop" an android tablet.

  20. My friend was immune by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 4, Funny

    A frustrating friend of mine who periodically calls me for computer help but will argue with any help I offer got nailed by one of these guys. Except that he argued with them the whole time and wouldn't follow their instructions. The only thing that ended up being changed was that he deleted his browser icon from his desktop.

    1. Re:My friend was immune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing that ended up being changed was that he deleted his browser icon from his desktop.

      Please, tell me it was IE.

  21. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by idanity · · Score: 0

    agreed, this belongs on Redit or another similar place.

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  22. Some videos of the scam by future+assassin · · Score: 1
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  23. Netgear tech support linked to these guys by MHz-Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A co-worker of mine told me that he called Netgear tech support for some help setting up a wireless router and his call got routed to these guys, or people almost exactly like them. From the description of the call, it looks/sounds like the exact same script/ploy. They asked him to run some command and said that the results of that command indicated that he had vulnerabilities on his machine. They'd need to remote in to install some stuff. He didn't fall for that last part, thankfully!

    It's absolutely insane that a call to a well-known company's tech support line is getting sent to a scam like this. Yay outsourcing!

    1. Re:Netgear tech support linked to these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately this can happen now...if you Google various kinds of support, there are 'promoted' results at the top (which are paid ads). They look like regular search results. And some of those are links to the scammer's websites.

    2. Re:Netgear tech support linked to these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He most likely called the wrong number from a fake Netgear site, but that's just a guess.

    3. Re:Netgear tech support linked to these guys by MHz-Man · · Score: 2

      He most likely called the wrong number from a fake Netgear site, but that's just a guess.

      Nah it was most definitely Netgear's official line. Their tech support calls are getting routed to this company. He said that after the 1st call, he found a different Netgear number that wasn't specifically for tech support and called that. That person then directed his call to their tech support, which ended up being these scammers again!

    4. Re:Netgear tech support linked to these guys by bobbied · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Almost the same thing happened to my Mother in law. She got diverted from HP's tech support to some third party who proceeded to help her printer to work. I think it was an HP CSR that gave her an alternate number to call, but they went though the song and dance, talked her into paying big bucks to load and configure her printer drivers and loaded their "support" software package.

      Took me 2 weeks to get the credit card charges reversed and I had to totally reload the laptop from scratch to undo all the stuff they did to her machine.

      I don't know if HP actually sent her to this company or if the CSR did that on their own, but this is a growing problem. If it was the CSR, I hope they got fired and quick. If it was HP, well they get what they deserve... Personally I don't use HP for anything, but I won't go into that story here...

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    5. Re:Netgear tech support linked to these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it probably wasn't a scam. There are legitimate uses of remote login systems for tech support.

      My company uses it extensively because it's really not efficient talking users through things like driver configuration and usually they're happy to juts hand control over to out tech and let us fix it.

    6. Re:Netgear tech support linked to these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A period has one dot. You should probably re-take first grade English class.

  24. I have had a few of these calls by HornyBastard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I usually get 1 of these calls per month.
    I like to see how long it takes before they swear at me and hang up.
    One time i started the conversation with "I like pie", and spent the next 20 minutes telling this guy about all the pies i have eaten in my life.

    My favorite of all time was a lady with a very attractive voice. Every time she told me to do something, i made up a bullshit error message. She was sounding very confused when she finally asked me what version of windows i was using and i told her windows 19.
    She tried to explain to me that the latest version of windows was windows 7, but about halfway through my story about how i wanted a very fast computer, so i built a time machine to go buy a new computer in the future, she started using some very colorful language, including a few words that i have never heard before, and i can swear in 17 languages.

    Every time i get bored, i watch the phone and hope for another call from them.

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  25. better coverage by Mr+44 · · Score: 4, Informative
  26. Is he a senior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These scumbags have a knack for calling seniors - old people - with great accuracy.

    I'd like to know how they are getting the names and numbers.

    Is AARP selling them a list of people and phone numbers? Everyone who has been hit by this are also AARP members; which isn't much of a correlation but what other organization would sell this information?

    Are they somehow getting Social Security or Medicare lists?

    Who is supplying the telephone numbers?

    1. Re:Is he a senior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of these numbers likely come from scam sites claiming to offer free/cheap medical services. Once you've entered your information, they sell it to everyone interested.

    2. Re:Is he a senior? by Jiro · · Score: 0

      This also explains using names like John Connor. You and I would be able to recognize the source of the name. It's much less likely that a senior citizen would, so it gives them a way to filter out the people least likely to fall for the scam.

    3. Re:Is he a senior? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      These scumbags have a knack for calling seniors - old people - with great accuracy.

      I'd like to know how they are getting the names and numbers.

      Is AARP selling them a list of people and phone numbers? Everyone who has been hit by this are also AARP members; which isn't much of a correlation but what other organization would sell this information?

      Are they somehow getting Social Security or Medicare lists?

      Who is supplying the telephone numbers?

      That's interesting. I got one of those phone calls. I'm not an AARP member, but I'm old enough to be on their list (they keep sending me snail mail asking me to join). Unfortunately, they called after 10PM when I wasn't fully awake, so I didn't think to play with them. He said something in a thick accent I could barely understand about my computer being slow, and I mumbled something back that he probably couldn't understand and hung up.

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    4. Re:Is he a senior? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      On the call I got, I don't think he gave a name. I just assumed it was "Peggy".

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    5. Re:Is he a senior? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Informative

      This also explains using names like John Connor. You and I would be able to recognize the source of the name. It's much less likely that a senior citizen would, so it gives them a way to filter out the people least likely to fall for the scam.

      Really? The original Terminator movie came out in 1984. People now in their 60s would have been about the same age as most of us here. Someone now in their 90s might not know about the movie, but I would bet at least as many people in their 60s and 70s know the name John Connor as do people in their teens and 20s.

    6. Re:Is he a senior? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, I didn't recognize the name "John Connor". But then I intentionally avoid anything sponsored or paying to the MPAA.

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    7. Re:Is he a senior? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      It would be more obscure, but just as funny, to use the name David Lightman.

    8. Re:Is he a senior? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      This also explains using names like John Connor. You and I would be able to recognize the source of the name. It's much less likely that a senior citizen would, so it gives them a way to filter out the people least likely to fall for the scam.

      Really? The original Terminator movie came out in 1984. People now in their 60s would have been about the same age as most of us here. Someone now in their 90s might not know about the movie, but I would bet at least as many people in their 60s and 70s know the name John Connor as do people in their teens and 20s.

      Actually it would be the opposite. The original terminator movie came out in 1984, the sequel came out in 1992. Someone born in 1984 is now 32 years old, you get a lot of people in their 20's who have never seen terminator. If we add a non-western culture into the mix (in Australia, a lot of these telemarketers/scammers have thick Indian accents) they will likely have never seen Terminator, let alone make the John Conor connection. Also, it's not an unusual name.

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    9. Re:Is he a senior? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      As others below have noted, plenty of old fogies remember The Terminator, its sequels, or The Sarah Connor Chronicles (watchable only for Summer Glau).

      I have to confess though that my first thought was to wonder if he was related to John Bigboote ("that's Bigboo-tay!") or John Smallberries.

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      -- Alastair
    10. Re:Is he a senior? by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 1

      This also explains using names like John Connor. You and I would be able to recognize the source of the name. It's much less likely that a senior citizen would, so it gives them a way to filter out the people least likely to fall for the scam.

      Really? The original Terminator movie came out in 1984. People now in their 60s would have been about the same age as most of us here. Someone now in their 90s might not know about the movie, but I would bet at least as many people in their 60s and 70s know the name John Connor as do people in their teens and 20s.

      Actually it would be the opposite.

      The original terminator movie came out in 1984, the sequel came out in 1992. Someone born in 1984 is now 32 years old, you get a lot of people in their 20's who have never seen terminator.

      If we add a non-western culture into the mix (in Australia, a lot of these telemarketers/scammers have thick Indian accents) they will likely have never seen Terminator, let alone make the John Conor connection. Also, it's not an unusual name.

      I want to know how someone born in 1984 is somehow 32 years old in 2014. This isn't even hard math. The last digit is the same...

      --
      a handful of selfish greedy people are no match for millions of selfish, greedy people -u4ya
    11. Re:Is he a senior? by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      ...I was born in 1984 and I'm not yet 30. Did I go in to a coma and unwittingly miss a couple of birthdays?

      This is Slashdot - we can complain about the editors poor English skills but poor Maths? That's inexcusable.

      --
      Founder & COO, Hayai India (hayai.in) / USA (hayaibroadband.com) // t: @mgcarley
  27. Reminds me of a 419 Scan Dialogue by Carcass666 · · Score: 2

    Here is a 419 (Nigerian scam) back-and-forth. It is quite a bit funnier...

  28. seriously? by nimbius · · Score: 1

    This scam can have serious repercussions

    Yes and thats why no one should do it. aside from dicking around with foreign scammers you're also making a very bold assumption that theyre not part of an organized criminal syndicate capable of learning from this mistake, gathering more information about you, and directly targeting you or your family members for not only clowning around with them, but publishing an article on the hubris of your interation. Antispam researchers are absolutely familiar with everything from death threats to kilos of drugs and explosives mailed to their personal address.

    --
    Good people go to bed earlier.
    1. Re:seriously? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      please provide link to news article about spam researcher who was sent explosives or narcotics.

    2. Re:seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they send me a kilo of coke, the joke will be on them (yet again).

    3. Re:seriously? by Gibgezr · · Score: 1
    4. Re:seriously? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a great job to me with the compensation on the side probably paying more then the day job. From my understanding the street value of kilos of explosives or various narcotics is in the 10s of thousands of dollars or that is what the nightly news would have me believe.

      --
      Time to offend someone
    5. Re:seriously? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      By the time the police comes around there's nothing to be found anymore... *sniffle*

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    6. Re:seriously? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      For what, that is not news, those are claims in a blog. And even if true, there is no word on what actually was delivered, could have been baby powder.

    7. Re:seriously? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      For what, that is not news, those are claims in a blog. And even if true, there is no word on what actually was delivered, could have been baby powder.

      I love claims in bullshit blogs. Those things can be quite entertaining.

      My favorite/most entertaining bullshit blog tried to make the claim that Dave Chappelle fled to Africa because the Dark Crusaders, which included Oprah Winfrey, Bill Cosby, Louis Farrakhan, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg and Robert L. Johnson, threatened him because they thought he demeaned black people.

      The original site is long gone, but here's a choice gem I found from a summary:
      "The theorist’s claims get straight-out ridiculous when he or she also wrote that one day while Chappelle was watching Oprah’s now defunct talk show in his home and she was interviewing Tom Cruise, Winfrey stared in to the TV lens and said, “Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Ni**ers sketch on your show this week, I’m going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again.” ... (and later)

      ""On that day, Chappelle received a package that made him decide to halt the show's production for good. The package, which arrived via UPS, contained a picture of Chappelle's sleeping children, taken the night before in Chappelle's house. A person who appeared to be of Al Sharpton's build was standing next to their beds."

      It got worse.
      That was a great read.

    8. Re:seriously? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I would worry about personal threats from these types of scammers. A cursory check of the information that they even have on file for you would indicate that they don't really know anything except the phone number that they just dialed. When you get a call from "The windows support department", ask them all sorts of questions like:

      What is the name of the company that they work for?
      How do they know that my machine is infected with a virus?
      Which computer is infected? (I have multiple PCs...)
      Who has paid them to provide this service for me?
      If my PC has been sending internet packets because of spyware infections, and they have detected this, then certainly they would know the IP address of the machine that is doing it.

      If the caller cannot even answer these basic questions, then you know it's a scam.

    9. Re:seriously? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Well you know the Chinese are building all those empty cities in Africa for those driven out of the USA by Oprah and her marauding hordes of Dark Crusaders? They'll have to build microelectronics in a sweat shop 12 hours a day to pay the rent, and that's the lucky ones not digging rice plantations! I read it in a blog!

    10. Re:seriously? by Gibgezr · · Score: 1

      Wait a sec, you are a Slashdot reader, but don't concede that Brian Krebs is a respectable journalist specializing in computer security issues? I hereby revoke your nerd card!

      Seriously, Brian Krebs is the gold standard of reporting on this stuff. His prominence as an expert who constantly exposes the computer criminal underworld is unparalleled in journalistic circles, and is the reason that he actually has been the target of attacks by the aforementioned underworld denizens. As for dismissing his professional investigative reporting because it's on his "blog", I will point to his previous highly successful 14 years as a tech/security reporter for the Washington Post.

      Dismissing Brian Krebs as a hack because he reports via a blog is like dismissing Bruce Schneier's thoughts on some new encryption algorithm because he wrote about it on his blog. Would you feel differently if I had linked to a Fox News video?

    11. Re:seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the caller cannot even answer these basic questions, then you know it's a scam.

      Or the faster way: If they called you, it's a scam.

  29. Did anyone actually RTFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know noone does, but seriously?

    They didn't scam anyone back. They played along, then chickened out before the scammer could do anything bad - not even wasting his time in the process.

    What the fuck is that? Clickbait, that's what.

  30. Use $deity to hit them by Alain+Williams · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The trouble is how to hit back at them. Normally the most that you can do is to waste their time & phone bill -- but your time is more precious than that. I wanted to try to get some of them to stop scamming and, to a limited extent, succeeded.

    I had a phone call from one of these crooks claiming to be from Microsoft security center trying to tell me about a problem on my MS Windows machine (I run 100% Linux). After a few seconds I interrupted him and asked him if he was a religious man. He was puzzled and, after a couple of prompts, said 'yes'.

    I told him that I was worried about his eternal soul ending up burning in the fires of hell because he was trying to steal money from people while he was alive. I asked if it was really worth it spending billions of years burning in hell for the sake of making some money in the few short years that he is alive. None of us is alive for many years compared to the billions of years in heaven or hell after we die.

    I asked him to think about it before he went to sleep tonight. Where did he want to spend eternity ? Should he be doing the job that he is doing ? Is it worth it ? How will he be judged by God ? He was by now sounding a very different man from the one who started the 'phone call a few minutes earlier. Thanked me for being concerned about him. The call continued for another minute or so, me laying the eternity bit on very thick. Him getting quieter, before quietly thanking me again before the call ended.

    I don't know what long term effect this will have on him, but hopefully he will decide that he ought to get another job. I did this a few times, some just laughed, then I got bored with the game.

    1. Re:Use $deity to hit them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if they would just call while the Jehovah Witnesses are at the door. I could hand them the phone.

    2. Re:Use $deity to hit them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He went out and killed all the unholy unbelievers in his town.

      But thanks for the idea. I'll respond in a similar way next time I get one of these calls. Another thing people could do is go on about how poor they are and how sorry they are about harming someone else's service. If the scammers think they're scamming someone as bad off as themselves it might give them pause.

    3. Re:Use $deity to hit them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the best idea ever. Why not taking their number and telling them, this is my mobile number, please call my landline at xxx-YAH-WEH

  31. What happens if they end calling the cops, fbi,etc by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    What happens if they end calling the cops, FBI, power plants, ECT Will they be tracked down?

  32. John Conner is a great scam name by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    He proceeded to introduce himself as "John Connor." I laughed quietly

    It's part of the scam. Disarming misdirection. For a while, part of you was favorably disposed toward the scammer and you were thinking about the ridiculous name instead of screaming in your head "This is a SCAM!".

    1. Re:John Conner is a great scam name by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      I suppose what you could do is go into a long story about how you know of someone with the same name who was convicted of some crime (something pretty lurid - like having sex with animals), and ask them whether they are related. And then go into this long story about what it was that this person supposedly did.

  33. Just have them talk to my 3rd eldest, Larrisa by RevWaldo · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Just have them talk to my 3rd eldest, Larrisa by Technician · · Score: 1

      Just added lenny to my sip phone address book. If you use IPPI, the full address won't work as it won't take the two dots in the address. Remove the first sip. from the address and it works great.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
  34. I was called a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He asked if I owned a computer, so I said "You tell me" and he hung up.

  35. I know two victims by superid · · Score: 1

    I know two elderly people, both bilked out of $300. I see dozens of stories in this thread about how so many of us have been called and how you like to string them along and frustrate them. I've been called at least a dozen times. We need something other than just frustration to battle them. How can we prepare tools and tactics to respond and try to stop this?

    1. Re:I know two victims by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I have attempted to report them to my state's Attorney General but she is too busy being a political hack to do anything about them. It would be nice if our government actually decided to investigate and stop interstate and international wire fraud but that doesn't seem to be a high priority for them. Maybe more people need to start reporting them. Also wasting their time and reporting them aren't mutually exclusive although wasting their time seems to produce better results.

      --
      Time to offend someone
    2. Re:I know two victims by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      If we could get a record of the IP addresses from which they attempt the remote connections, one could try and blacklist them. But I suppose once they figured it out, they would move to another ISP.

    3. Re:I know two victims by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      I know two elderly people, both bilked out of $300. I see dozens of stories in this thread about how so many of us have been called and how you like to string them along and frustrate them. I've been called at least a dozen times. We need something other than just frustration to battle them. How can we prepare tools and tactics to respond and try to stop this?

      Follow the money. If the scammers don't get paid then they go away. Hit them in the bank account.

      --
      'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
  36. If you want to screw with them inexpensively.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they haven't told you how much it is going to cost you, then you can always just use a visa gift card with a fixed amount on it of, say, $10 or so.... Of course, any purchase amount over the limit will be promptly declined, and it cannot actually impact your own credit score.

  37. wrong article title by beefoot · · Score: 1

    It should read "TechCentral almost got scammed by call center scammers". He had to pull the plug on the wireless router to disconnect the scammer.

  38. Hello? Norm? This is Eddie Vedder in Accounting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I always tell them, in tones of fearful concern, that my brother, who lives next door, is a forensic technician for the Attorney General's CID, and ask them to hang on the line while I get him to come over and collaborate with their highly trained security professionals to repair this alarmingly dangerous breach. More fun than blistering the ears of the 10th sleazeball bill collector in a row asking for a post-dated check to pay the same 15 year old bill disputed with somebody else. Ends the phone call quicker, too.

    If you converse with these people, never utter the word "yes" to them, especially if they want to "confirm" your CC#. Especially if they already have it. Audio editing is even easier than photoshopping.

    Best thing to do, though, is just hang up.

  39. Forbidden words by Ilarih · · Score: 1

    Normally those do not hear what you read. And so no problem. Different thing is if you are looking "pictures" of those and children sees your screen.

    1. Re:Forbidden words by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Hey, I was kidding. Even a four year can read over your shoulder and although I encourage my kids not to use such language out of respect for people that are bothered by it I also tell them not to be scared of said words as they are just words.

      But I draw the line at Barbra Streisand!

      --
      Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional by CowboyNeal
  40. Trap credit card numbers? by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    I wonder if banks have some sort of honeypot credit card numbers, which one could give to a known scammer to help catch them in the act. I clearly have no idea what I'm talking about, but there ought to be some way to turn the tables on the scammers here. (And yes, I've heard about the elaborate ways people have trolled 419 scammers, I'm thinking of something a little less time-consuming.)

  41. What I do when I get these calls by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    These scammers also have web pages that offer "AOL technical support," "PC technical support," and so on, with 800 numbers prominently listed. So if an un-aware person (like my Aunt . . . ) hunts for help via Google they'll often end up getting in touch with these jerks.

    I have a couple of variant responses worked out:

    "So, in India, do they use the term 'con artist' or 'confidence trickster'?"

    "So, does your mother know what you do for a living? Did she teach you to be a crook or did you go bad on your own?"

    "Sorry, I only have Linux machines. I don't think you'll know how to fuck them up."

    "Oh, good, I was waiting for your call. Let me go to the server room and pick up there."

    "Oh, good, I was wondering what was happening. Let me turn the computer on." (Put down receiver, wait.)

  42. i had one on for over an hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i received a few of these calls and had some fun. one time there was a girl trying to help me and i played along downloading the client. but during that i stalled the whole time waiting for the download to complete. I kept having to tell her that I had only a dial up modem and the download was really slow. I would update her on the status of the download with slowly increment percentages.

    The scams also try and use any of the available remote desktop solutions that exist. One site caught onto them using their software and put up a warning that this was happening.

    Oh, what really messes with them is when I try to explain that I was using Linux the whole time.

  43. How to make a telephone solicitor mad by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Last century, I worked for a magazine sales company that did telephone soliciting. We loved it when people slammed down the phone because it meant no wasted time. The worst was when someone wanted to chat. One time a kid answered the phone and I asked for the dad. She said, "He's out in the garage under the car" and ran off to fetch him. It was a dillemma what to do next. Hang up? wait?. Another time the person on the other end kept repeating only the word yes during my sales pitch and then 5 minutes in switched to "can you please speak chinese". Even when I said "goodbye".

    These days, I tell them I'm really glad they called and I need to move to the phone by the computer so I can purchase what they are selling. Then I set the phone down and go about what I was doing.

    --
    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    1. Re:How to make a telephone solicitor mad by Obfuscant · · Score: 0

      Last century, I worked for a magazine sales company that did telephone soliciting.

      I'm fascinated by this concept of "magazine" to which you refer. Do you have a newsletter I might subscribe to that explains it in more detail?

      Then I set the phone down and go about what I was doing.

      In other words, you pay for a phone line that you can't use because the guy hung up thirty minutes ago and you haven't gotten back to hang yours up yet.

    2. Re:How to make a telephone solicitor mad by Desty · · Score: 1

      Another time the person on the other end kept repeating only the word yes during my sales pitch and then 5 minutes in switched to "can you please speak chinese". Even when I said "goodbye".

      I love it. Thank you! That's going to be my new tactic from this day hence!

    3. Re:How to make a telephone solicitor mad by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I might have one worse on ya: During my latter High School years I worked for a telemarketing company. It was a depressing job, but it was also the only one I could ride my bike to in the farming town I lived in so that was that. At the time I was incredibly timid and couldn't sell worth beans. One of our "campaigns" (that sometimes overlapped) was Direct TV and I had a call where I went through my spiel and, to my delight, the guy seemed highly interested! He kept asking questions and I was happy to answer, but when we had run through pretty much everything and I tried to actually sign him up he stalled for time and I eventually asked "You aren't actually interested in purchasing the service, are you?"

      His response, which I will always remember, was: "No, but you sure have a purty voice!" As a self-conscious teenage male who had already passed the majority of puberty, this was fairly devastating; I thanked him for his time and hung up.

      I lasted at the job for three months total. I would probably use the same tactic myself these days, but since I haven't a landline I never get telemarketing calls.

  44. I'm not surprised... by matbury · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised that these scams work. People will readily give their bank and credit card details to random strangers in the street, with clipboards, and wearing colourful vests with logos on, who claim to be collecting subscriptions for charities. How do you find out if they're legit?

  45. Surprised at how abusive they can get by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I took a call from one of these guys.

    I happened to have a VM I use for testing up and running and I snapshotted it and figured I'd follow along with him just to see what he wanted done. This VM is on its own VLAN and behind its own firewall and public IP, but I kind of got cold feet about creds that could be on the machine or connectivity to my production LAN so I stopped before anything got installed (and I reverted to the snapshot, too).

    Anyway, after I quit playing along I started to gently question who he said he was and the guy became really abusive and threatening, like he was going to save up for a plane ticket to fly to the US and beat me up or something if I didn't keep going. I was really kind of surprised at how far he took it.

    At that point I figured dishing it out was fine, so I went full-on nasty with him and again I was surprised at his willingness to keep it up, especially considering I was pretty harsh.

    1. Re:Surprised at how abusive they can get by SystemicRisk · · Score: 1

      I asked "Ryan Smith" if a computer could be infected with a virus by visiting pornographic websites. I asked if he preferred looking at little boys or little girls. I too was surprised how much verbal abuse they can take.

  46. Re:Scambaiter sites are NSFW by Technician · · Score: 0

    Just a reminder that scambaiting sites are generaly NSFW. Some have explicit phontos and situations, and some simply due to the race isses. I got in trouble mentioning a 419 scam at work because it disparages a non white race only due to the country with the 419 Penal Code in the name of the scam.

    Save scambaiting for off work hours if your complany is super PC sensitive. Do study the scams to prevent being a victim. Do educate your co-workers against Advance Fee Fraud. Don't call it 419 or mention Nigerian law. That could be a PC issue at work.

    --
    The truth shall set you free!
  47. Favorite response by robstout · · Score: 3, Funny

    The best revenge I heard was someone spinning up a VM of Windows 7, and having 2 folders on it: Personal, and Finances. The Finance folder was full of infected files, while Personal had some very nasty porn. Then he let the scammers get access to the VM, and watched them donwload the files.

  48. They'd better learn Android... by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Windows is on its way out, and soon everyone will be using a Mobile OS -- the scammers will IM you and claim they need to connect to your tablet or phone to remove malware.

    Or have I just come up with the next great thing(tm)?

    --
    If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
    1. Re:They'd better learn Android... by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      Windows is on its way out, and soon everyone will be using a Mobile OS -- the scammers will IM you and claim they need to connect to your tablet or phone to remove malware.

      Or have I just come up with the next great thing(tm)?

      Quick, file a patent application!

      --
      'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
  49. Nice! Wish my scam a scammer worked by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A while back I tried to turn the tables on a scammer who royally pissed me off.

    I posted an ad looking for a roomate and I got interest from someone claiming to be relocating from spain with moving costs paid by her company. Sounded good to me....after a quick exchange I took down my ad and a day later got the bad news "I will be sending a money order, can you cash it and forward on the difference too...."

    I immediately recognized the scam and put my ad back up, but I was mad.

    So I said "Sure sounds good".... the money order came, I said "never got it, when is it coming?"....got another one.... then I decided to have fun with it.... I sent a url for some pictures on my webserver and asked questions that would requiore looking at them to answer...about the room of course.... soon as I had an IP, I looked it up and told "her"

    "I have seen better fakes, you wont fool me" I told "her" and that I knew she was somewhere outside Lagos Nigeria. Suddenly she admitted to being a he, and had a new tune.... he was trying to recruit me. Too easy.

    Pretty quickly it shaped up what he wanted...someone with a US addrss to remail packages. I would get a package of papers to send out, all I had to do was put them in envelopes, slap postage on, and that would be $500 for me, each time.

    So I figured....no way I am helping this scammer who tried to scam me, but, lets see if I can scam him out of $500 by getting him to pay up front. He mentioned counterfit bills, so I was like yes, cool, I will take counterfit bills, then I can report you directly to the Secret Service oooh fun.....

    in the end we could never work out a deal that sounded good to him and I was willing to burn him on so, it never happened. Oh well.....

    --
    "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  50. Re:What happens if they end calling the cops, fbi, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They did, won't tell you how. Hint... it's up the post a bit.

  51. Re:If you want to screw with them inexpensively... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    I guess I should save some of those used gift cards instead of tossing them. This sounds like a great idea.

    --
    Time to offend someone
  52. Fifties! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    50s, as in, in her fifties, not 50's. Will you Germans NEVER learn!

  53. Shame them by lazarus · · Score: 2

    Me: "Does your mother know you are an Internet scam artist for a living?"

    -click-

    --
    I am not interested in articles about life extension advancements.
    1. Re:Shame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't say artist, that would flatter them.

  54. More fun.. by whizbang77045 · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I ask them which specific machine they have in mind, as there are several. That usually addles them fairly well. Alternately, I tell them all our machines run Linux.

  55. Got one of these once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My collage roommates friend from what I am told did something similar quite often, when he received a call from a telemarketer/scammer he would sometimes make a game out of small talking them until they hung up on him, I think the record was about 45 minutes. Not exactly a good use of ones time but I suppose you could do a lot worse.

  56. Sigh.. by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    I never get these calls, so I miss out on the fun. Just as well - I am pretty busy, so I don't have a lot of time for hijinks..

  57. Re:If you want to screw with them inexpensively... by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    Tell them that the only way you will pay is if they take Bitcoins. Hmm, they might actually take that. Maybe Dogecoins instead.

  58. Indian national? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a national different from a citizen? I know the difference between a legal alien/immigrant and citizen but not national. Guess I'm confused because I haven't heard of an American National before.

  59. Re:Hello? Norm? This is Eddie Vedder in Accounting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you converse with these people, never utter the word "yes" to them, especially if they want to "confirm" your CC#. Especially if they already have it. Audio editing is even easier than photoshopping.

    Agreed. Unfortunately, many older people answer their phones with "Yes?" Then the scammer can just hang up and go hog wild.

  60. So that would include by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that would include getting married.

  61. john conner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    talk about his mother
    they come completely unglued when you describe the things you do with their mother
    if his calls were monitored the things he said to a potential customer/victim should get him fired

  62. Re:Scambaiter sites are NSFW by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

    I had a Nigerian coworker who was stunned (nearly offended) to find out that the rest of the world refers to it as a 419 scam. She then showed me a video of a crowd of people stoning an accused thief to death, while the police watched unable to stop it. So.... I guess she didn't call HR on me. :-)

  63. The Seinfeld approach by afterall · · Score: 1

    My brother and I have used the Seinfeld approach for years. Its extremely fun and can lead to a person begging for you to stop. For those who have never seen the episode it goes like this: Scammer calls: Hello Sir, I'd like to talk to you about X Me: Oh man I am SOOO glad you called I am REALLY interested in hearing more about X but right now is not a good time. Can I get your name and home phone number and I'll call you back? Scammer: I'm sorry I can't do that. Me: oh why not? You don't want people calling and bother you at home while your trying to eat or spend time with your family? Scammer: Yes Me: Well now you know how I feel *Click One possible twist is that they actually give you their number (VERY rare). My brother was able to do this with a guy. He proceeded to call him relentlessly at all hours of the day. Leading to the man begging my brother to stop calling. It was a nice piece of justice even if in a small way.

  64. Drug abuse by Lou57 · · Score: 2

    We received one of these calls a couple of months ago. My wife answered, and told them to speak to me. She handed me the phone, but I had no idea who it was when I said, "Hello?"

    All I can say is, when I heard the line about "I am calling you from Windows", I got angry. I figured you'd have to be doing drugs to believe that I would fall for this scam. Of course, HE didn't know that ... but that's where the thought came from. So I just accused him of doing drugs and calling people. I figured the call would end quite abruptly, but it didn't. He said he wasn't doing drugs, and then almost apologized, fumbling all over himself. Now the call intrigued me.

    "Yes you are. I know when someone is doing drugs and talking on the phone! And you sir, are doing drugs, and that is illegal!"
    "Oh no sir, I am not doing that."
    "Do you think I am lying to you!?!? I know what I'm talking about. How would your mother feel if she knew you were doing drugs!?"
    "She would not like that."
    "Well, do I have to call her? I will you know. I will call your mother and tell her that you are doing drugs and making phone calls for Windows!"
    "Oh no sir, don't do that.

    Really dude? At this point my wife is beginning to slide on to the floor. Anyway, I told him never to call me again and I hung up. Call didn't last a full minute, but it was absolutely hilarious. Never got a return call either.

    --
    Lou
  65. trying to remember... by johnsnails · · Score: 1

    I came across a guy who used his own customised audio responses to lead one of these callers down the garden path, he even told them up front "This is a recorded message"
    Any one point me in the direction where I can listen to this?

  66. Non-white criminals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe it. Indians stealing money from white people? Never!

  67. You had a VM w/ VLAN; TechCentral took a big risk by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    I cant believe more people aren't pointing out how potentially dangerous what the TechCrunch author, Regardt van der Berg, did was. He gave a potential unknown attacker a beachhead inside the TechCentral network, even if only for a few minutes. That is long enough for someone to potentially have compromised other machines on the network.

    The article says: "We have a spare PC in the TechCentral office that has been newly installed and that contains no personal information. I used this machine for the next part of the ploy. I installed the Support.me application and provided "John" with the access details. ... Because I did not furnish my PayPal or credit card details, the scammers turned nasty and proceeded to my documents folder. I saw the engineer poking around in some folders, but I promptly disconnected the office Wi-Fi connection. After some research, I found out that they'll delete system files and users' personal documents. Fortunately, I disconnected before they managed to delete files on the dummy PC -- not that there was anything of value for them to delete."

    At that point, regardless of what was done to that specific PC, they have to assume the attacker could compromise every machine on their network by exploits launched immediately from that machine in the background at all other computers on the network, like through potentially zero-day exploits such as for unpatched Microsoft issues relating to local workgroup file sharing or other services. They cant assume they knew everything the attackers were doing. That's why it's been said that firewalls, like some lollipops, are "crunchy on the outside and chewy in the middle". The article author does not say he re-imaged the PC either. Granted, his informative article that may help many other potential victims was maybe worth the risk, but he should at least make clear to his readership what those risks are and that he understood them and accepted them on behalf of helping his readership.

    Contrast with what your setup, where the VM was on its own virtual LAN and so presumably could not get to other machines on your local network. And as a snapshotted VM, you can easily roll it back. Still, if you had installed software, how risky that was would also depend on the exact network configuration and how that VM's VLAN interacts with your gateway to the internet -- as in whether the VLAN to gateway interface via whatever virtualization software you were using was set up like guest networking with isolation from other guests. One mistake somewhere in configuration (or even with no mistakes and buggy virtualization software), and your production network could have been compromised. And as you said, there could be credentials on a test machine like SSH keys and such. You did the right thing by not installing anything.

    Granted, it doesn't sound like these examples of scammers are doing internal network attacks, but you never can know for sure what they really intend...

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    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
  68. John Connor LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have introduced yourself as Robert Patrick. To save yourself the trouble next time I suggest upgrading your phone to the T-Mobile 1000 package, they offer protection that never stops.

  69. Give me... by pigiron · · Score: 1

    your IP address, your tablet, and your Prius!

  70. Re:You had a VM w/ VLAN; TechCentral took a big ri by swb · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I never got to the installation phase of anything because as you say I began to worry about what MIGHT get installed as this VM can get to my production network. They are on separate subnets but not for security reasons; I run this VM for connecting to client systems when they want VPN software installed, which is why it has its own unique public IP. A dumb subnet scanner wouldn't hurt, but something smart might.

    I am tempted to spin up a special VM on a totally isolated VLAN with connectivity to anything but a dedicated firewall which would pick up a NAT address from the cable modem (and thus not compromise any of my statics, I think it gets NAT'd to my static range gateway address). I'd probably skip the snapshot and just set the disk to independent/non persistent so changes would be long-term impossible between boots.

    It's still not perfect, there are potential security risks in the hypervisor, but a patched ESXi 5.5 doesn't scare me like an OS hosted hypervisor would.

    What they did was crazy -- access to a live PC on their internal network? What do you bet there were cached admin credentials on it from cloning or initial setup, too.

  71. Troubleshooting my Commodore 64. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had them troubleshooting my imaginary Commodore 64 while I was shopping with the spouse.
    They kept asking me if I saw the "Windows Key" and I kept saying that it looked like a C key.
    They thought I might have a weird keyboard and asked what brand it was, "Commodore 64". :)
    Finally, they asked me what was on the screen, so I rattled off the boot screen text from memory and told them that I had a flashing cursor.
    At this point they wanted to know if I could connect to the Internet, so I informed them that the Commodore 64 was never designed for the Internet.

  72. Reversal of control on TeamViewer? by baselsalam · · Score: 1

    If there was a way to take over the TeamViewer client they use to login to your box, and get "reversal of control"..... Might be the most cost effective way to shut these guys down.

  73. HelpnSecure.com is hosted in the USA, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so why has it not been shut down by the FBI if it is a front for criminals?

  74. Re:1at post finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if he had spelled it right it still would have been a complete fuckup of a post.

  75. Counter scripts? by thogard · · Score: 1

    Years ago I had a counter scripts for the common scam script. Does anyone have a site with some that fit the current scams?

  76. Re:You had a VM w/ VLAN; TechCentral took a big ri by jonfr · · Score: 1

    There is also chance that something was dropped on the network drivers and often data can be deleted from those networks drives by domain connected computer (if that is being used, as I assume is the normal set-up in those environments). It is not only stupid, it is highly dangerous. It should never be done and as you say, this type of stunt should only done in VM, but I recommend only on VM using Linux or *BSD as host Os for added security (where it is possible to run the whole thing inside an choort for added security). It would also be more added security to have that computer on its own LAN (own gateway and so on) disconnected from every other computer in the house.

    As for the VM, drop some extra viruses in it in zip files or something that might get the scammers to copy it to there own network and let it burn to the ground in the IT sense of the word. They at least are never going to call you back after that.

    I have received this type of call, but I don't have zombie VM with Windows XP or a secure set-up at the moment. So I just hang up on them when they call me.

  77. Best way to deal with these by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    Fire up your VM and let them connect to it. Get the IP address of their internet connection. Inform the appropriate authorities Watch their internet connection go "away".

  78. Any title on beta longer than a certain length get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    N/t

  79. Fucking Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They seriously make my blood boil.. worthless shites. Especially those that pretend to be educated, become a partner and hassle the fuck out of you to solve their problems when they can't even operate a mouse.

    Why can't the US find some excuse to bomb the shit out of them and solve many problems in one go ?

    1. Re:Fucking Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree..

      1) Dirtiest People in the dirtiest nation. If there was a ranking of dirtiest nations, India would take spots from 1 to 10. Visit the nation for proof. Enough said.

      2) Most Bureaucratic Nation and also one of the most corrupt.

      Try starting up any Businesses there. Good luck with all the bribes you will have to pay and the zillions amount of paperwork to be filled out to get even the simplest permit. Their 'officials' are barely literate and are incapable of even correctly filling out the forms that they themselves mandate. From education to government jobs, nothing is based on genuine merit and achievement but on nepotism and paying bribes.

      3) Idiotic people. Low intelligence. Out of a billion people at the most 10, 000 are actually intelligent. These are the ones who make headlines around the world and convey the wrong impression that the rest of the country harbors geniuses. The education system is designed for rote learning. Most of the so called educated cannot come up with an original thought.

      No intelligent innovation from this country. The art work is stunted as are the most of their artists.

      Their scientists are for the most part not creating anything outstanding. Just holding academic positions for namesake. Even their Space Research Organization is still behind the 60's achievements of the Russians, despite importing all their knowledge and equipment from those Commies.

      Their so called 'Intellectuals' are mostly hardcore leftist. Not a surprise because that is what those in the West, who are referred to with the same title, also tend to be. Although it is disastrous enough to be affected by Marxists thinking, what makes it worse is that Indian Intellectuals are actually pathetic mimickers of their Western counterparts. Nothing new in their thoughts to set them apart.

      And their movies. Bollywood. Case closed.

  80. Priceless, me too. by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    I've had them call my parents before and sadly my mother let them on. My parents of course, had me setup my own remote connection to the PC long before so that I can help with technical problems easily. So the scammer happened to actively be on the computer system still, as I was called after the call ended with the scammer, as they were trying to get money from my parents, which most definitely not about to occur. Anyway, I connected in and naturally the scammer didn't disconnect. We exchanged a few words of bravado while he tried to tell me he had more control of the system than I did. As to which I ensured I got the last word in before dropping his ass into oblivion, because, yeah, no. I think not. His shitty little service were one of those if you move the mouse he loses control, and my remote program didn't have that functionality. I assure you fun ensued prior to me disconnecting him. Wish these folks were local, I'd like to do bad things to them.

  81. NOT Netgear or HP by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

    It is very doubtful these were Netgear or HP, the scammar lie when they call and claim to be from all sorts of Companies, I've had them claim to be Microsoft, BT and Google.

    If you type practically any brand name plus the word support or help into search engines you get the adverts for these scammers at the top of the results.

    Try it, it works for "HP Printer Support" and "Netgear Router Support" in Google. Moving the adverts from the right to the top of the organic search result list has just played into these scammers hands.

    1. Re:NOT Netgear or HP by bobbied · · Score: 1

      She had called HP customer support and I'm pretty sure that's who she was talking to on the first call. They gave her another number to call, which was the scammer.

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
  82. Terminate them all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "John Connor"... indeed... a Terminator SHOULD hunt down them marble mouth scum drippings... If I answer the phone and hear one of those sing song marble mouth's , I just hang up immediately.

  83. After the 150th time ... by donak · · Score: 1

    I got one call telling me the woman on the phone was calling from Microsoft, and there was a problem with my computer ... and I was too tired/bored to bother, so announcted "I use Linux".

    Her response was shocking: she apologised for wasting my time and hung up!

    I was stunned to say the least.

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    Don't blame me, it's usually 2 in the morning when I post ...
  84. I just ask them for the IP address of the machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tell them I have several computers, and ask them to please give me the IP address of the problem machine that they have magically detected.

    *Click*

  85. Reverse Scam by IwantToKeepAnon · · Score: 1

    Makes me want to start a reverse scamming scheme. Call people up and try and get remote access, if you succeed completely disable their internet access. Bonus points if you can burn out their network card to make the fix permanent.

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    "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." -- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
  86. Netgear tech support linked to these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same experience here. Needed help with my router, and got diverted to "support engineers" who wanted to charge me money ($50, IIRC) to remotely detect and fix the problem. They told me there was no other alternative except to buy a new router.

    So my expensive Netgear router was a piece of worthless junk in a couple of years. Needless to say, I won't be buying anything else from them.

  87. Unsolicited phone calls in the Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in the Netherlands and have received the last few months more than a dozen phone calls from abroad of people telling me there's something wrong with the computer and they want to help me to get it solved.
    Usually they tell me they're from Microsoft. Obviously I do not follow their instructions.
    Although they speak fairly good English, I can hear they have an accent that sounds like coming from India. Before they open their mouth I already know it's them, due to the noise of their calling environment, which always precedes their voice. Since I really get bored with these calls, lately I answer in Dutch and tell them that I don't speak English. Then they end the call within a few seconds without any further comment.
    I guess there are no computer problems for people who can't speak English in this world. ;-)