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ISIS Bans Math and Social Studies For Children

mpicpp sends this news from CNN: In swaths of Syria now controlled by ISIS, children can no longer study math or social studies. Sports are out of the question. And students will be banned from learning about elections and democracy. Instead, they'll be subjected to the teachings of the radical Islamist group. And any teacher who dares to break the rules "will be punished." ISIS revealed its new educational demands in fliers posted on billboards and on street poles. The Sunni militant group has captured a slew of Syrian and Iraqi cities in recent months as it tries to establish a caliphate, or Islamic state, spanning Sunni parts of both countries. Books cannot include any reference to evolution. And teachers must say that the laws of physics and chemistry "are due to Allah's rules and laws." Update: 09/18 16:26 GMT by S : CNN has pulled the story over "concerns about the interpretation of the information provided." They promise to update it when they get the facts straight.

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  1. Re: Anti-math and anti-science ... by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 4, Funny

    PSH, more than a little exaggeration. If they banned math, how would they know how to evade taxes?

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  2. Texas must be pissed... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 4, Funny

    They stole the Texas curriculum plans and implemented them.
    I can't wait for the new educational ISIS program to show all students making 110% scores.

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  3. Re:they will defeat themselves by cellocgw · · Score: 4, Funny

    A society that doesn't allow math won't last long.

    But on the bright side, they won't know how long they lasted.

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  4. Re:Anti-math and anti-science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    but that doesn't make it untrue.

    No, it being untrue is what makes it untrue.

    Remind me again which party is pushing "new math" and repeatedly thinks it can spend more than it makes by creating money out of nothing?

    Let me guess, you're one of the people who thinks that religious freedom and supporting life is "anti-science." So I suppose you've got me there.

    Although it isn't the GOP that wants to rush head-long and destroy our economy based on half-sciences and disputed findings instead of waiting for actual conclusive evidence...

    too wrong; didn't read

  5. Re:Anti-math and anti-science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >And yet, Your Democrat President does nothing to stop ISIS. Looks like we will have to wait until the next Republican President before we can bring Math and Science back to the middle east.

    Is that what killing people and destroying infrastructure does? Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  6. Re:Algebra by PvtVoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guess it's time to rename Algebra (al-jebr in Arabic) since they don't seem to want to be associated with that anymore.

    I know: Freedom Numbers!

    In fact, I think we should all boycott Arabic numerals, including the zero. Go back to good old Roman numerals, like we had before the creeping influence of Islam and Sharia Law. That'll show 'em.

  7. Re:they will defeat themselves by mandark1967 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shut up, dude.

    I'm getting ready to corner the market on goats and you're gonna blow my plans to hell!

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  8. Re:Anti-math and anti-science ... by hondo77 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...can you imagine the Pope leading a frenzied crowd in the St. Peters square in chants of "death to infidels" the way legitimate Muslim leaders do...

    So, what you're saying is that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition?

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  9. Re: they will defeat themselves by TheGavster · · Score: 5, Funny

    The goat herder shall receive payment for his goats as Allah decrees.

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  10. Re:they will defeat themselves by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually technically he is right if we kill them all very fast.

    nuke 80% of the middle east, full on carpet bomb every square mile with overlapping bursts and you will not have 2 more spring up. you will actually wipe them all out for good and not have any problems with middle eastern terrorisim.

    The problem is surviving the 60 year nuclear winter afterwards.

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  11. Re:they will defeat themselves by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

    People said similar things about Nazi's (yeah I just Godwined the conversation).

    Not only that, you misused an apostrophe at the same time. I think the entire Internet just imploded.

  12. Re:they will defeat themselves by beernutz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Labels like "Him" and "His"?

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