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Small Restaurant Out-Maneuvers Yelp In Reviews War

An anonymous reader writes Yelp has, for the past year or so, garnered a reputation for extorting businesses into paying for advertising on their site. Allegations include incessant calls for advertising contracts, automatic listing of a business, and suppressing good reviews should a business decide to opt out of paying Yelp for listing them. One small Italian trattoria, however, may have succeeded in flipping Yelp's legally sanctioned business practices in its favor. The owners of Botto Bistro in Redmond, CA, initially agreed to pay for advertising on Yelp one year ago apparently because they were tired of getting calls from Yelp's sales team. But even after buying advertising, the owners claim that they kept receiving calls. So they started a campaign to get as many one-star reviews as they could, even offering 25% discounts to customers. As of this writing they have 866, and a casual perusal of them reveals enthusiastic tongue-in-cheek support for the restaurant. One-star reviews, once Yelp's best scare tactic, is now this particular business's badge of quality. And they didn't even have to pay Yelp for it.

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  1. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No not really, but here are some Yelp reviews anyway, just from this weekend:

    (one star)
    Your food seems delicious, but that you do not offer shipping to Canary Islands (Spain).... That I cannot accept...
    C'mon what kind of service do you offer if you don't deliver to 10000km afar?
    I better go to another place!

    (one star)
    Don't try the pizza, it's so good you will come back every day, it completely ruined my social life cause each night I only want to go there
    I hate this place!

    (one star)
    Great food, great drinks, great service awesome experience overall. However...
    - No pet giraffes or tigers allowed inside
    - No shower in the bathroom
    - No gym inside to work out after meal
    - One time they wouldn't serve me because I was completely naked and very drunk
    - Food is not free and I have to pay for it
    - They always get your order right
    So for these reasons I hate this place and will not return for a day or two.

    (one star)
    I have never been here before.
    In fact, I have never heard of this place before. But, it is SO AWFUL that I am going to refuse to get within 500 miles of it. Therefore, all because of how bad this restaurant is, I am going to have to cancel my plans to visit the Bay Area. In fact, this place is so bad...so I have heard...that I may have to move out of the state due to the embarrassment of being in the same state as this place.

    (one star)
    Too much integrity. No thanks!
    How can I be sure that you care about your food if you won't be manipulated by the Yelp powers-that-be?
    How can I trust that you care about quality if you won't spend your time whoring yourself online for 5-star reviews?
    How can I expect you to care about your staff and their families if you won't give money to Yelp instead of them??

    (one star)
    Can't stand this place. Came here and asked if I could substitute the pizza dough with cardboard... they could not accommodate me.
    BRB going to Dominos.

    1. Re:Slashdotted by Technician · · Score: 2

      Never ate there, but the website survived a Slashdotting.

      I like how they thank Yelp for the world wide publicity. Can't pay to get that type of exposure. I will remember them if I am ever in the area. I hope their in restraunt WiFi is as good as their website. If it is, I'm going to hire their IT guy!

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  2. Please mod Troll as sign of quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Please mod Troll as sign of quality

    Thank you

    1. Re:Please mod Troll as sign of quality by fishybell · · Score: 4, Funny

      It only goes to -1...so sad.

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  3. Profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yelp Tactic
    Submit Yelp story on Slashdot
    Profit

  4. Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But they paid for reviews. So after paying Yelp! to shill for them unsuccessfully, they paid customers to shill for them.

    I fail to see how anyone in this story acted non-shittily.

    1. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure, but yelp shilling doesn't also provide a good laugh or two.

    2. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not fair to the restaurant, considering their other options were to pay Yelp off repeatedly (and in increasing amounts) or to have an undeservedly negative mark on their public image. The restaurant gave discounts to customers to take the power away from their blackmailers.

    3. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by taustin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I believe their plan is to deliberately violate Yelp's terms of service - by paying for reviews - to force Yelp to enforce said terms by removing the listing entirely. Which is what the restaurant wants - to not be listed at all.

      It's a very clever plan. At best, they get everything they want, and at worst, "real" bad reviews get buried in amongst the snarky ones.

    4. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, they are posioning the well to give Yelp a deserved middle finger.

    5. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The business merely turned Yelp's tactics against them. Yelp strong arms businesses into buying advertising to bury negative reviews and push positive reviews up. They simply told Yelp to fuck off and had people give them a bunch of negative reviews. What the business did is pure genius.

    6. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by thunderclap · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But they paid for reviews. So after paying Yelp! to shill for them unsuccessfully, they paid customers to shill for them.

      I fail to see how anyone in this story acted non-shittily.

      I fail to see this as a problem. They beat yelp at its own game. Good for them.

    7. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Fjandr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Giving discounts to people who are going to prevent someone from extorting money from them isn't shitty behaviour.

    8. Re: Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by frikken+lazerz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As well as getting lots of free publicity from this stunt. And also being known as a rebel, which makes it a "cool" place to go in some people's eyes. This is a genius business move, if nothing else.

    9. Re: Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      How was yelp beaten ?

      I'm unlikely to find this restaurant now , and we have no evidence yelp is going to stop calling them .

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    10. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's worse than that! The company I work for has one negative review on Yelp, but several positive reviews "pending" that they won't publish unless we pay them! And the negative review was over the fact that they didn't yet have a quote from us for custom work for which they hadn't provided us the requested details.

      Looking at the page now, it does look like they published two of the positive reviews, but there are still a handful held in limbo. How long between the authoring and publishing of the negative review, though? No time at all.

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    11. Re: Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      https://www.google.co.nz/searc...
      They're the first hit for me (their Yelp page is anyway...)

    12. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by BradMajors · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yelp is fighting back by removing hundreds of the one star reviews.

    13. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by hedleyroos · · Score: 2

      Is that "right to be forgotten" law applicable to Yelp or only Google?

    14. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's worse than that! The company I work for has one negative review on Yelp, but several positive reviews "pending" that they won't publish unless we pay them! And the negative review was over the fact that they didn't yet have a quote from us for custom work for which they hadn't provided us the requested details. Looking at the page now, it does look like they published two of the positive reviews, but there are still a handful held in limbo. How long between the authoring and publishing of the negative review, though? No time at all.

      This is enough reason right here to distrust EVERY review on Yelp. So what are the best anti-yelp sites? Has Yelp bought YelpSucks.com yet?

    15. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The best anti-yelp sites are sites like this and others that help spread the word about yelp's unworthiness of trust.
      Give it a few more years and yelp simple won't matter any more; they'll have scammed themselves out of relevance.

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    16. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is that "right to be forgotten" law applicable to Yelp or only Google?

      Presumably it would apply to both, but only in EU.

    17. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      I've always distrusted them. First, there has never been incentive for reasonable reviews online by amateurs. They're either extremely positive or extremely negative, with a writing style that seems like a wannabe critic. I am baffled by the people who will not even go into a restaurant without first reading what Yelp have to say. What's the worst possible thing that could happen without reading Yelp first? Just try something new and unknown for a change.

      Everyone knows they lie and extort, it has been this way for years. The only ones who don't know this are social media junkies who believe anything online.

    18. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Did they pay for good reviews, or just pay for advertising (or preferred placement higher on the list)?

    19. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 2

      To be fair what would you expect Yelp to do if they were offering a discount for five star reviews?

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    20. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      Is that "right to be forgotten" law applicable to Yelp or only Google?

      Presumably it would apply to both, but only in EU.

      Well, it says "One small Italian trattoria" right there in the summary. Last I checked, Italy was still part of the European Union ;-)

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    21. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm hoping we don't get to a point where a corporation has such a right. It's bad enough that they get to choose a religion.

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    22. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think that it is hilarious they are going against their own terms in order to defend against removing them entirely.

      That is priceless and more or less just confirms Yelp are a bunch of bullies.

    23. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's bad enough that we have so many laws that it is advantageous to a corporation to claim one.

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    24. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that applied only to small companies that were indistinguishable from their owners and their families, because only the owners and their families worked there?

    25. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 4, Interesting

      UrbanSpoon.com - I write voluntary, unsolicited, and non-remunerated reviews over there for restaurants I encounter.

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    26. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      From now on I will apply Swedish laws on all my meatballs!

    27. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by asylumx · · Score: 2

      I'm guessing the reference is to Hobby Lobby, which is not really a small business.

    28. Re: Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If standing up for yourself is rebellious, this country is fucked.

    29. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by MrLogic17 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Exactly. They're refusing Danegeld, and sticking it back to the Dane.

      Good on 'em.

    30. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Companies do not have privacy or free speech rights in the EU, only individuals

    31. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, can you imagine such a place?

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    32. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      Isn't UrbanSpoon mostly for foodie though?

    33. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      Yes, the best sort of review-able stuff. :-)

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    34. Re: Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my area urban spoon was like a slot machine to find somewhere to eat. From subway, to fine dining.

      Limit to budget, open now, and distance , spin the wheels, it shows a suggestion.

    35. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. My family and I use it all the time while traveling. We've yet to be disappointed in any place that was listed at 90%+, and we don't tend toward "foodie" foods.

    36. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by edawstwin · · Score: 1
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    37. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      Yelp is fighting back by removing hundreds of the one star reviews.

      It's actually a lot harder to do this as it requires a human to actually read and understand the review.

      They can't get rid of all the 1-star reviews like they can with 5-stars (because getting rid of 1-stars makes the business look better).

      if they automate it by removing new 1-star reviews, they run the risk of getting rid of legitimate 1-star bad reviews that got filtered into the mess.

      The only way is to have a human manually go through all the 1-star reviews and get rid of the ones that seem fake. Which is expensive ,and you can bet more restaurants will be doing it in the future so now Yelp will have to hire people to filter reviews.

      Either way, Yelp loses

    38. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yelp does NOT hold on to reviews, the system is all automated and all this stuff is people whining and not understanding how the review system works...

      I have run 2 different retail shops... same company, but two shops and have built up yelp listings for both.. both of the shops are at the top of the category #1 and #2.. I have never paid for anything and yelp does not call me asking for advertisments...

      Why don't you try having people that use yelp give you reviews? All the reviews that go into limbo or the "Not recommended" review area, is reviews that have been done by an account that have only done the one review... If the user does not actually use yelp, then the review doesn't count....

      Yelp is a gold mine... If you can't understand that then all they better, you'll just keep us that know up at the top...

    39. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by taustin · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, Italian food is actually served in other countries.

    40. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by taustin · · Score: 1

      The distinction, as I recall, was privately owned, not size. Hobby Lobby is not publicly traded.

    41. Re: Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      It's why I use Urban Spoon.

      What's for dinner? I dunno, spin the wheel.

      We went to try a new Mexican restaurant one night, but showed up one night too early (on friends-and-family night). So a few spins of the wheel later, we were at another new (to us) Mexican restaurant in the same area.

    42. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing the reference [ to corporations having religious rights] is to Hobby Lobby, which is not really a small business.

      Agreed. Also from the Supreme Court decision:

      "The family-owned candy giant Mars, Inc., takes in $33 billion in revenues and has some 72,000 employees,

        and closely held Cargill, Inc., takes in more than $136 billion in revenues and employs some 140,000 persons."
      -- see http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/13pdf/13-354_olp1.pdf

      "Roughly 90% of all companies in the U.S. are closely held, according to a 2000 study"
      -- from the Wall Street Journal article, paywalled
            http://online.wsj.com/articles/hobby-lobby-ruling-begs-question-what-does-closely-held-mean-1404154577

    43. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      To be fair what would you expect Yelp to do if they were offering a discount for five star reviews?

      I'd expect Yelp to blackmail the restaurant, as they usually do.

    44. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      I don't need to understand it, I don't manage out Yelp presence; it's not my company, I'm just a developer there.

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    45. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just screw them. There is no point in doing any business with a party like that. If they publish only negatives you might be able to sue successfully. Just make sure you don't sign anything with them or pay them.

    46. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also says "located in Redmond, CA", right there in the summary. Is California in the EU too?

    47. Re:Only cost them 25 percent of customer bills? by asylumx · · Score: 1
      The parent to my post said

      I thought that applied only to small companies that were indistinguishable from their owners and their families

      which does not make any distinction about a business being privately owned. So, I don't see why you would make that distinction in this context.

  5. Redmond, CA ...? by sk999 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The submitter (or Timothy) talks about "The owners of Botto Bistro in REDMOND, CA ..."

    The restaurant is in RICHMOND CA, methinks.

    1. Re:Redmond, CA ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      They have Redmond on their minds.

      There's a business in Redmond WA that pays Slashdot "editors", including Timothy, for early access to stories and posting rights. It gives their Social Media Managers the opportunity to preemptively direct unflattering topics into safer channels.

    2. Re: Redmond, CA ...? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      all the old bonch comments where he would submit many of the pro-ms stories and be the first to comment. or just some guy.

    3. Re: Redmond, CA ...? by jalet · · Score: 2

      ... said the Anonymous Coward !

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    4. Re:Redmond, CA ...? by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

      When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did Timothy give up? No!

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    5. Re:Redmond, CA ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pearl Harbour was an inside job, mate!

    6. Re:Redmond, CA ...? by SpzToid · · Score: 3, Informative

      Rock on, John Belushi! Rock on!

      citation:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    7. Re:Redmond, CA ...? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I probably should have linked it in my post. My memory of Animal House is fixed; but as more young people come online we have to be cognizant that they might not have seen it.

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    8. Re:Redmond, CA ...? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Just go with it. You're on a roll.

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  6. Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If I could just shoot them for being an annoying sack of crap, I would, but the damn government won't let me, so there is no free market solution to it.

    1. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The damn government won't let me" is just an excuse for the weak. A really annoyed liberal anarchist is not afraid to use the ammo box.

    2. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by b1scuit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The restaurant's response of incentivizing 1 star reviews on Yelp IS the free market solution to the Yelp problem.

    3. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by hoboroadie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The key to successful anarchy is ethical behavior.

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    4. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      "The damn government won't let me" is just an excuse for the weak. A really annoyed liberal anarchist is not afraid to use the ammo box.

      Or a car for that manner. A really athletic but annoyed liberal anarchist would leap over a fence and burst through the unlocked North Portico doors.

    5. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Fjandr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Extortion isn't acceptable in a free market any more than it is in a decently regulated one.

    6. Re: Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's why there's no successful anarchy.

    7. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Yelp paying someone to remove all these reviews until the keyboard-warrior hipsters move onto some new easy cause is the free market adjustment to ensure the big guy continues winning.

    8. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And Yelp paying someone to remove all these reviews until the keyboard-warrior hipsters move onto some new easy cause is the free market adjustment to ensure the big guy continues winning.

      True, but it really lays Yelp's tactics bare for all to see -- the 1-star reviews have to be removed because the system publishes them instantly, while the 5-star reviews are all held pending approval. Time for a lawsuit, methinks.

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    9. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free market means everyone gets an equal chance to succeed. Unfortunately that has been perverted to mean that a company is free to do whatever it wants to pursue monopoly.

    10. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you have decided that one good regulation is a law against extortion. Got it. Why?

    11. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Didn't the summary say this behavior had been legitimized by the courts?

      But perhaps another court would decide differently. Perhaps you could take them to small claims court...but how would you get them to pay up if you won?

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    12. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Please justify that statement. It seems to me that in a truly free market you would even be free to murder the competition. That's the way it works in the closest thing to a free market that exists....the black market.

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    13. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Being "unacceptable" doesn't prevent someone from doing it. It has to be enforced somehow. But as soon as you add enforcement to the system, its no longer a "free" market.

    14. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      That's never been the definition of a "free market," though assuming that is the definition is probably why many people oppose the concept.

      A free market is one where the government does not intervene by setting artificial prices or by creating legal barriers to entry. It has never included a principle preventing the State from policing coercive activities such as rape, murder, extortion, blackmail, etc.

    15. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      You're using the definition of "free" as "anything goes." The actual definition of a free market pertains to government intervention regarding pricing and wages, not coercive or violent actions.

    16. Re:Yelp is an example of free-market failure by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Penalizing violent or coercive actions is not within the scope of what constitutes a free market. "Free market" doesn't mean "anything goes" any more than "free speech" means you can slander someone or incite a panic.

      It has nothing to do with "me deciding" anything. If my statement is true, it still does not, in any way, contradict the historical definition of what constitutes a free market.

  7. The review ecosystem is good and truly broken... by radtea · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...and no one knows what to do to fix it.

    In 2010 the new Web was all about "user generated content". Today, the modern mantra is: "Don't read the comments"

    Reviews and review sites have almost exactly the same problems as comment sections: there is no way to filter the ignorant and/or malicious from the informed and sincere. Case in point: there are currently exactly two reviews of my book on Amazon. One from a reasonably thoughtful reader (3 stars) and one from a troll who apparently has given Charles Dickens the same rating as me (2 stars).

    There was a five-star review which was from someone who had read the book and genuinely liked it, but Amazon determined it was from someone I knew (likely because I bought her a book on the site a few years ago) and removed the review. This is a ridiculous practice--it would invalidate a huge number of reviews in traditional publications--but is made necessary by authors who try to game the review system in the stupidest possible way.

    If there is a solution to these problems it's likely some kind of reputation system, but as near as I can tell no one--not Amazon, not GoodReads, not TripAdvisor, not Yelp, not anyone--is even thinking along those lines, which suggests there is no money in building a site that provides honest peer-to-peer feedback. This is a shame, because the Web should be enabling us to help each other, not increasing our distrust of each other (we're plenty good enough at that already).

    /. has had a basically functional reputation system for well over a decade, so it's not like there's any real mystery as to how to do this. I wonder if there might be some b2b model where users sign up with a third party reputation system that then sells reputation information (which would exist across all sites that use it, like discus does for comments) to review sites. Without something like that there seems to be very little hope of getting much long-term value from online reviews of any kind.

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  8. How is Yelp supposed to work? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've never understood how the business model for 'free' review sites is supposed to work anyway.

    You're in the *reviewing* business. If you're legit you can't sell ads - Consumer reports has no ads - They make all their money from subscriptions.

    However, it's the internet, so you can't sell subscriptions. People won't pay.

    So can't sell ads, can't sell subscriptions... How can you create a legit reviews site?

    1. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The even more lucrative operations are like Angie's List. Where they charge the businesses being reviewed and also charge the people who want to read the reviews.

    2. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      No reason you cannot sell ads. You just need to disclaim on a particular review if you have received money (or other benefit) from the subject of the review, and not in fine print.

      It is a difficult line to walk as you have two masters but there are many sites that have managed to be a review site with ads. Anandtech is one that immediately comes to mind.

      If you are in a position where you are able to push customers in the direction of a business, you have the ability to say I am not going to give you a biased review for advertising.

    3. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yelp sells advertising to the very businesses that their users review so that the business can get their more favorable reviews pushed higher while burying the negative. Their business model is extortion.

    4. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I've never understood how the business model for 'free' review sites is supposed to work anyway.

      It simple,

      You are the product.
      Advertisers are the customers.
      Reviews are the method where the product is exposed to the customers. Some customers are offered an opportunity to pay more to ensure that more products are exposed to them.

      There is no such thing as a free lunch. The review sites want to direct you to their advertisers (this is why Trip Advisor goes to great lengths to have a pop up whenever you go there).

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    5. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      And since they charge both sides, I can't possibly believe that Angie's List is not as corrupt as Yelp.

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    6. Re: How is Yelp supposed to work? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      That's the real problem. If they did it like google, essentially allowing payment to be featured and marked as such, it wouldn't be a problem taking the money from the people reviewed. Manipulating the reviews though sucks, especially since it's still the best way to find something nearby quickly when somewhere new .

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    7. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      I know several business owners who swear by Angie's List. No corruption as far as I can see from them or their customers/reviewers.

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    8. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      The problem with Angie's list is I moved to a small town (200K people) that was clearly too small to have reached critical mass-- I looked for service recommedations and found essentially, nothing. Cancelled the service because it was useless.

    9. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could show ads that aren't related to the thing you're reviewing.

    10. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by Shatrat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since when is 200k a small town? If I can't take a piss in my back yard, it's not a small town. That's Shatrat's Piss-Test of Town-Significance.

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    11. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when is 200k a small town? If I can't take a piss in my back yard, it's not a small town. That's Shatrat's Piss-Test of Town-Significance.

      My point exactly.

    12. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      That is so weird. My mom uses the same test.

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    13. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200,000 people is a "small town"? Really? Especially when you look at places like Detroit and Milwaukee, with 500k to 700k residents, and they're considered cities (whether you consider them small cities or medium cities is neither here nor there for the purposes of this discussion). A small town is usually a place where most residents know a significant percentage of other residents personally, which usually means a place with 10k or fewer residents.

    14. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I know several business owners who swear by Angie's List. No corruption as far as I can see from them or their customers/reviewers.

      "No company can pay to be on Angie's list!" was a total crock of shit, and they got sued hard and good for it.
      Angie is as corrupt as any other.

    15. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You could show ads that aren't related to the thing you're reviewing.

      Untargetted ads?! IS THIS 1994?!?!!?

    16. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by umghhh · · Score: 1

      There are successful operations of this kind. The one I linked lives from subscriptions for the magazine they print (they have many on different groups of products and services). The reviews are also available online and you can get them if you pay for it. I use it before buying the stuff that is expensive and one uses it for longer period of time. They do not do ads and the reviews are made by professionals. As far as I can tell there are only few groups of products they do not review: cars, sex services and I have not seen reviews of restaurant or wine there. The reviews are not always very accurate but they try hard and if one wants one can change weights assigned to particular aspects of service or product. They also describe the way they tested the products. So it does work and works relatively well. It is not for profit organization which may be a proof that not all aspects of our lives need to be commercialized. Still they operate in a market economy and generate revenue to cover their costs. I guess not something stupidified society obsessed with stardom would appreciate (this is not a shot in any direction - all societies seem to go this direction) but it still operates.

    17. Re:How is Yelp supposed to work? by umghhh · · Score: 1

      Och me stupid - 'free' - I missed that from GP. I guess I should go to bed instead of /.ing

  9. Who the fuck uses Yelp anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon...

    1. Re:Who the fuck uses Yelp anyway? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 0

      A bunch of hipsters and basement-dwelling whiners.

    2. Re: Who the fuck uses Yelp anyway? by frikken+lazerz · · Score: 0

      So, Apple and Linux users?

  10. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    there is no way to filter the ignorant and/or malicious from the informed and sincere.

    Actually, it is quite easy, the informed ones stick out as a linux deployment in a government agency. You can fall for the fake comments only if you're stupid, inattentive, or promoting a book in a slashdot post.

  11. it's Richmond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Richmond, not Redmond!

  12. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called the Michelin Guide. People have figured it out a long time ago.

  13. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Harlequin80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally I love the slashdot moderation system but it cannot work in a review system. It works because there is a single topic piece that people then comment on and everyone has the same baseline information. When you are looking at reviews of hotels or restaurants you have almost nothing to judge the comments against.

    The closest anyone has come up with is the "was this review helpful?" but that gets abused easily. With restaurants it is hard to even decide if someone should be a trusted reviewer and hence promote their reviews as they will tend to be geographically limited.

    I have actually given this problem some thought for a website idea I have been working on and I haven't been able to solve it. Every system I come up with is simply too easy to game.

  14. Search algorithm failure and Yelp by sinij · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Search engines are absolutely awful at finding reviews. Try goggling "reviews for X", absolutely zero useful content. Into this void Yelp and other smaller rent-seekers stepped in. With their racketeering they poisoned the system to the point of being useless.

    1. Re:Search algorithm failure and Yelp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      With their racketeering they poisoned the system to the point of being useless.

      Mod parent up!

    2. Re:Search algorithm failure and Yelp by hoboroadie · · Score: 2

      This is the kind of failure that dead tree media warned us about.

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    3. Re:Search algorithm failure and Yelp by buckfeta2014 · · Score: 1

      I tried to goggle, but I couldn't see afterwards.

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    4. Re:Search algorithm failure and Yelp by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Search engines are absolutely awful at finding reviews. Try goggling "reviews for X", absolutely zero useful content.

      Reviews for hotels (no parenthesis) brought up this slashdot article on the last page of google's (some results omitted) search results.
      Such is the power of /.

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    5. Re:Search algorithm failure and Yelp by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just did.

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    6. Re:Search algorithm failure and Yelp by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      This is the kind of failure that dead tree media warned us about.
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      Your sig is eerily appropriate here...

  15. Extortion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Yelp's tactic is, pay us for advertising or we will give you a lot of negative reviews. Sounds like extortion, no?

    1. Re:Extortion? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Yep, which is why this company is having people flood their listing with snarky 1 star reviews. Basically they are cranking up the noise to drown out everything else.

    2. Re: Extortion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand the tactic, but if it is extortion or blackmail, isn't that illegal under US law? Perhaps a better tactic would be to take this case to a court of law.

    3. Re: Extortion? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Well, the judge doesn't know the law very well, but aside from that. Any review system which allows the reviewed item to pay for positive reviews or to hide negative reviews is not one from which any benefit can be gained by a searching party. Illegal or not, it needs to be shut down by everybody refusing to use it. I would hazard a guess that as fewer and fewer people use it, the even truer colors of yelp will come out as they cross the line into ever more illegal tactics.

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  16. Bwahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Evil Plan is working" -- Botto Bistro

    "Totes!" -- Yelp

  17. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True peer-to-peer communications of any kind is extremely dangerous to the state and those that it serves. Divide and conquer is still a fine art, and so easy to use. This creation of "distrust" is no accident. It's a good way of discrediting whistle blowers, for example, or any other "unauthorized" communique.

    Slashdot's system works because nobody can gang up on a single comment, +5 -1, though some tail the user and mod their whole comment page. But the absolute best thing about Slashdot is that comments can't be edited, and so far I can tell, aside from the famous incident, they aren't deleted. And they still allow ACs.

    Soon all this will be gone, swallowed up by reddit... Woe to planet Earth when Slashdot disappears.

  18. brilliant way to hide the genuine bad reviews, too by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    Pay no attention to the fact that what they're really doing is strongly diluting the actual poor reviews.

    Honestly, the FAQ on their website makes them sound like complete fucking assholes. You don't have to bend over backwards for customers, but you really don't need to go around insulting the hell out of them.

  19. Search algorithm failure and Yelp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this still happening?, I wonder because I hope to find all the information I need about this tech issues and posts. Thanks - Ambiente Mexicano Regalos

  20. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Checkbook.org, co-founded by Consumer Reports, uses a system that is difficult to game. To come up with ratings the site sends out a survey every year asking customers to respond with ratings. To game the system you have to pay for a subscription. Each subscription must have a valid mailing address. The downside is that you have to pay for a subscription to use the site and they only review local businesses.

  21. Same Business Model as the BBB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Looks like Yelp learned from the Better Business Bureau.

    The BBB is fully funded by dues from member companies. They are even franchaised so each BBB is locally owned and operated.
    The incentive to join the local BBB is that unresolved customer complains ("bad reviews") are deleted from the public record of member companies after a certain amount of time, it varies by franchaise but usually 1-2 years. While unresolved complaints against non-member companies are never deleted. So if you file a complaint against a non-member company, that isn't something that will necessarily help you but it is a sales-lead for the local BBB office.

    This business model leads to the perverse result that you can't trust the records of BBB members but you can trust the records of non-members.

    1. Re:Same Business Model as the BBB by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      BBB seems to be like the various state medical and dental boards, a group-help thing that suppresses complaints for members.

      The complaints around Yelp are that it's a protection racket run by a third party.

    2. Re:Same Business Model as the BBB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You completely misunderstood the OP. They aren't a form of group help because the person who owns the local BBB franchaise is not usually an owner of any other local business. They are exactly like yelp in this regard - a protection racket run by a third party. BBB dues are analogous to Yelp's fees to let merchants respond to and contest reviews.

    3. Re:Same Business Model as the BBB by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      BBB seems to be like the various state medical and dental boards, a group-help thing that suppresses complaints for members.

      No, BBB is far worse.

      Medical and dental boards are at least state sanctioned and have some level of certification and verification involved; you have to actually have a degree and a license to become a member. BBB, on the other hand, will happily sell you an A- rating for a nonexistent business called "Hamas" (yes, after the terror group), or take $395 to upgrade your listing from C to A+ overnight.

      The real problem is that millions of consumers, especially seniors, look to BBB as some beacon of fairness and respectability. People will threaten to "call the BBB" as if they're part of FTC or some other government agency and can actually step in and take enforcement action or correct a perceived wrong. This is absolutely bogus, and that message needs to get out as far and wide as possible. When I was working retail 20 years ago and someone would say they were going to "call the BBB" over something, we'd hand our phone across the counter and ask if they wanted the phone book (nobody ever took us up on the offer).

      Back on topic, there are tons of not-entirely-substantiated anecdotes of Yelp behaving this way as well. I wish someone would catch them in the act like ABC news got BBB on camera.

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    4. Re:Same Business Model as the BBB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Medical and Dental boards are under the Department of Consumer Affairs. That means these boards serve the public while relying on licensure fees from physicians and dentists. You get one complaint from a member of the public, no matter how ridiculous, and the relevant board will make your life as a doctor hell. That's why for years the various organizations (AMA, ADA, etc.) have been trying to do away with the state boards.

  22. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the system is too easy to game, don't reveal the details of the system.

    Want to get to the top of Google? Sure, it's possible to game the system, it's equally possible to get your site shit-canned for gaming the system.

    TripAdvisor displays red text for any establishment that they believe has bogus reviews. Make the system reasonably complex, include some kind of penalties for people acting in bad faith, and you're good to go.

  23. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet everyone is commenting here

  24. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken. by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Informative

    Michelin Guide slants towards a certain style of restaurant (chefs who try to make something 'original' or 'interesting'). If you aren't interested in that kind of food, or you want something good for lunch, then there might not be anything in Michelin guide for you.

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  25. Re:brilliant way to hide the genuine bad reviews, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pay no attention to the fact that what they're really doing is strongly diluting the actual poor reviews.

    Honestly, the FAQ on their website makes them sound like complete fucking assholes. You don't have to bend over backwards for customers, but you really don't need to go around insulting the hell out of them.

    Unless you have a sense of humor. Although I get a few dumbass customers like that, I just smile and take their money.

  26. Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see what you did there...

  27. What I hear: Yelp isn't trustworthy by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Basically Yelp isn't a neutral observer and can't be trusted.

    So I can't see valuing their opinions on restaurants and other businesses in the future.

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    1. Re:What I hear: Yelp isn't trustworthy by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And to be honest, I haven't ever had much luck with yelp as a review website, either. If a restaurant has 1 star, it's probably accurate, but anything else it could be you really like the place, even though other people gave it three stars.

      The people I know who use Yelp successfully use it as a restaurant-finder, not a rater.

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    2. Re:What I hear: Yelp isn't trustworthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bigger problem is that Yelp routinely removes negative reviews. (Not just pushed down, but completely removed.) I don't know if Yelp gets paid to do that, but I've been bitten by that twice.
      I noticed something was off when people on other sites said they had placed a negative review on Yelp and it wasn't there. Also, when I posted a negative review, it stayed on-line for a few days and then mysteriously disappeared.

    3. Re:What I hear: Yelp isn't trustworthy by PPH · · Score: 1

      You are wording your review wrong.

      "I cannot recommend this establishment too highly."

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    4. Re:What I hear: Yelp isn't trustworthy by sootman · · Score: 1

      > What I hear: Yelp isn't trustworthy

      We need a review site to review all review sites. :D

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  28. Dubious reviews ad nauseum by buckfeta2014 · · Score: 1

    I can understand giving the place one star because that's what they want, but most of the reviews are from people who've never been to the place, or the reviews are all nonsense, like "I went to this Italian restaurant expecting to eat Chinese". I could see Yelp turning around, deleting all the reviews and starting this shitfest all over again.

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    1. Re:Dubious reviews ad nauseum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the end of the day though, the restaurant has gotten a ton of good press (not free, since they are discounting meals) and Yelp has been skylined as a racketeer.

      So even when (not if) Yelp deletes all of the 1 star reviews, they are still in a worse place due to the bad press. The cat's out of the bag on the inability to trust the review process.

  29. Re:brilliant way to hide the genuine bad reviews, by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

    Pay no attention to the fact that what they're really doing is strongly diluting the actual poor reviews.

    Better than being extorted by Yelp to pay them to do the same thing.

  30. Given the disconnect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the disconnect between the number of calls Botto says they received from Yelp and the number of calls Yelp says they placed (of course they wouldn't be lying, right?) I can't help but wonder if Yelp has at least one dodgy reseller pretending to be them. How hard can it be trawling the business listings on Yelp looking for ones that aren't registered/paying Yelp customers?

    1. Re:Given the disconnect by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      or a grumpy local restauranteur looking to harass local competitors.

  31. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When you are looking at reviews of hotels or restaurants you have almost nothing to judge the comments against.

    I think the idea is to tie their reviews into the larger ecosystem of online comments.
    So if they are assholes in the comments section of [online news article] and get downvoted,
    then that would be reflected in the data your site gets from the "third party reputation system."
    Then it's up to you how you want your site to weight their asshole behavior.

    Ideally, this system would support one identification, but multiple user names,
    in the sense that I can be Bob on one website and Alice on another,
    but the reputation reflects all my online comments.

    That said, while I see how it could be useful, I actually hate the idea.
    Having ALL my online comments concentrated in 1 easy to hack/subpoena place is discomfiting.

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  32. This can only work a little bit... by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This can work once or maybe in one or two places per region, but the reality is that many people will use services like yelp to narrow down their new eateries by a simple sort-by-rating.

    Also this somewhat depends on people being connected to local media to be informed about this reversal. Most of my technology friends have zero interaction with local media. That is they don't listen to local radio, watch local TV, read local publications; thus they are more likely to read about this place far far away than to read about a similar even locally.

    But this all raises a much larger issue and that is we almost need a yelp to rate the rating services. Especially as time goes by these crowd sourced rating services will either begin to alter their ratings for pay or they will be largely gamed by various unethical players who usually have financial motives to game the system.

    For instance in my town most restaurants don't have more than a few dozen ratings at best. Thus it would not take a competitor much effort to set up a series of shill accounts and trash their overall average. "I was served beef that had 2 cooked worms and the salad had a maggot in it, the owner laughed when I pointed this out and said that he has paid off the health inspectors so go ahead an call."

    Not to mention that there are professional services that will do this sort of shill voting for you. As an example when certain companies are brought up on slashdot there is an instant onslaught of comments that basically are talking points written in a style that only a PR company would use. "Those spurious allegations were never proven in court, with all court actions dropped, and the publications that conjured up that story don't even rate as tabloids. This civic minded company has given over $2,000,000 to women's shelters in the local area alone."

    But as more and more companies come to realize that crowd sourced rating or communication systems can be gamed for profit then they will put more and more sophisticated efforts into gaming the system. I love the slashdot system of quazi randomly assigning moderator points but very simply if you have 1,000 slashdot accounts run by a group of interns then a huge number of points and comments could be brought to bare on any issue that is desired.

    If you want to run a simple experiment. Go onto reddit, go into the appropriate area and trash talk a fortune 50 company using a classically known wrongdoing from recent history. In most cases your topic will not only be voted into oblivion it will have many comments that are the above mentioned talking points. Some issues are so powerful that it can overwhelm the mathematical capability of their PR firms if they don't get onto the issue fast enough or if reddit happens to have nullified one of their voting cadres recently.

    So unless someone comes up with a mathematically sound system of voting/rating that is invulnerable to manipulation these systems will only remain viable for as long as the people running them are able to maintain their ethics and outsmart the professional and financially motivated manipulators.

    1. Re:This can only work a little bit... by BradMajors · · Score: 2

      But this all raises a much larger issue and that is we almost need a yelp to rate the rating services. Especially as time goes by these crowd sourced rating services will either begin to alter their ratings for pay or they will be largely gamed by various unethical players who usually have financial motives to game the system.

      Yelp provides a review and rating for Yelp: http://www.yelp.com/biz/yelp-s...

    2. Re:This can only work a little bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact of the matter is Yelp are nothing more than a criminal outfit using "reviews" to hold business to ransom. Furthermore, not everyone on the Yelp system wants to be listed but the company refuses to let them be removed. With a bit of luck, they'll piss off the wrong people and the CEO and primary investors get doxed.

    3. Re: This can only work a little bit... by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Well, the mathematically sound system would be to pay real wages for real work, so that you couldn't hire shills at a dime-a-dozen. Not only because they had real pay, but also because they had more self respect than that. But that runs contrary to the American ideal (which is More for the Powerful, and the Powerless can dream of that which will never, trust me, never be). Which means that in an Amerika-run world (or EU... trust me, EU is the same only worse), it won't happen.

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    4. Re:This can only work a little bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old Zagat used a recommendation system, but it was moderated and filtered through human editors who created the summaries for each restaurant. Presumably the editors (those who were local) either visited many restaurants personally or heard about them from friends, so there was some quality control. Of course, it's possible that an editor could be biased or interested.

      Google bought Zagat a few years ago. I bought a Zagat guide for my city recently, it seems to have gone downhill... online sources like Yelp and Chowhound are better.

    5. Re:This can only work a little bit... by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      So you need to randomly give review access to patrons that are eating at the restaurant. The receipt would have a code on it that allows you to give a review. If you don't get the code, you can't give a review.

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    6. Re:This can only work a little bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But as more and more companies come to realize that crowd sourced rating or communication systems can be gamed for profit then they will put more and more sophisticated efforts into gaming the system. I love the slashdot system of quazi randomly assigning moderator points but very simply if you have 1,000 slashdot accounts run by a group of interns then a huge number of points and comments could be brought to bare on any issue that is desired.

      "brought to bear"

    7. Re:This can only work a little bit... by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

      This is a very good suggestions in that it slightly filters reviewers. Except that the restaurant has a limitless supply of these codes. An alternative that I thought of was that you have to use your phone to review the restaurant while standing near it. This mostly prevents hiring shill review mills, and it somewhat limits the reviews to one per device (not terribly hard to get around but a little bit more of a barrier).

    8. Re:This can only work a little bit... by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

      Typed that, looked wrong, changed to bare and then was wrong. Shouldn't have second guessed myself. Also should have thought about bearing arms, or bearing a load. Or just looked it up.

    9. Re:This can only work a little bit... by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      I guess I left out the part where only some of the receipts would get the code. I was taking the slashdot moderation idea and translating it into the restaurant review realm. If each restaurant only got 100 (change numbers to fit) codes a month (or week, whatever fits) then the reviewers would be randomly chosen. You would also need some sort of system that gives the codes randomly that the restaurant could not alter to give codes to the shills.

      I was really posting in jest as your previous comment mentioned how the somewhat randomness of slashdot's moderation works pretty good. To make it work in the real world would need some extra stuff that turns it impractical rather quickly. If it could be pulled off though, it would give people who get a code a chance to give a review and the shills would have a hard time getting in to spoil the overall scores. You could go with a percentage of the patrons get a code, but then more popular places get more reviews, so maybe having each place get the same number of codes works better. Of course some codes will be tossed and unused, but that doesn't hurt the way things work out in the end. It may lead more people to giving reviews if they can only do it when they get a code. It becomes more special, since you can't do it any old day, only when you go there and "win" a code. I guess the shills could keep buying food there until they get a code, but they makes it much more expensive for them than the current system is.

      Perhaps you could have the phone as the way to give the review, but I would not want the restaurant to be able to exert any influence on the persons review. It seems like you will get more accurate reviews if you let the person enter it after they leave the restaurant. Tying the review to the phone or ip address or something would help stop restaurants from stealing the codes that should go to patrons and giving them to the shills though, so it certainly would be a valuable addition to add in somehow.

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    10. Re:This can only work a little bit... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      But given that this appears to be a long-standing and profitable business prractice, what effect would you expect giving them a negative rating to have?

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  33. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Harlequin80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree. Google and Facebook are probably the only entities that would come close to being able to achieve this. But if Google or Facebook started sharing ratings about people across broader networks I think they would get hammered. Both in people leaving them and potentially privacy lawsuits.

    That said though I think that could be a very flawed system. If you take Reddit for example (and slashdot to a lesser degree) a non-confirming post can get you downmodded to oblivion. Quite often there isn't anything wrong with what you said you just are not following the groups preference. Think how many people here get called shills here or the weird moderation that happens in anything apple v android.

  34. ...as well as tripadvisor by Mirar · · Score: 2

    Two restaurants I visited in Berlin did not have a Tripadvisor post. When I asked about this, they asked to please not add them to Tripadvisor because of extortion.

    This is why we can't have nice things.

    1. Re:...as well as tripadvisor by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      And then comes the Google delisting.

  35. Re:brilliant way to hide the genuine bad reviews, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate you fucking conservative racist pieces of shit.

  36. Re:brilliant way to hide the genuine bad reviews, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No worries. The rest of the world sees you Americunts as the same.

  37. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Sabriel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why not have each reviewer's rating for a given item/location be statistically compared/weighted to that reviewer's history of ratings, e.g. a 5-star rating from someone who consistently gives 5-star ratings for everything could be valued less than someone who only does so some of the time, with weighting for older reviewers, anonymous reviewers, etc. Basically the equivalent of a bayesian spam filter, except for reviewers instead of mail. Yes, it won't be perfect, but can it at least be better than what we have now?

  38. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by wannabgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot's system works because there is not much at stake here apart from people's egos or opinions. If businesses depended on comments on slashdot, I think we'd find way more trolls and mod points for sale. The problem would be in a different league altogether.

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  39. Why don't they have ice? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    They seemed to imply it's an Italian thing but I've been to Italy and I'm pretty sure they had ice there.

    1. Re:Why don't they have ice? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      They seemed to imply it's an Italian thing but I've been to Italy and I'm pretty sure they had ice there.

      Maybe it melted on the trip when they tried to import it

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    2. Re:Why don't they have ice? by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 2

      No idea.

      But now you know, and if you absolutely need ice with your food, just go somewhere else.

  40. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by flonker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It would need to be a full on classification system, similar to how Netflix does ratings. That is, it would have to put both the reviewer and the review reader into groups, and weigh the rating based on the reviewer's similarity to the reader.

    "People with similar ratings to yours gave this restaurant 2 stars, while the general public gave it 4 stars."

    The problem with this is that you would need a whole lot more ratings in order to get any kind of reliability.

  41. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I meant the concept. Never been to a Michelin venue myself. Prefer italian pizza.

  42. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    How can you know that you prefer it, if you've never tried the other?

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  43. Yelp on slashdot, oops! by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    Now every geeky friend who reads slashdot, which, there is a lot of us, we're everywhere, will trash a yelp review.

    'Oh, yelp said it's bad? I don't use that site, they just use extortion or else they won't publish positive reviews. So it's not reliable, you might get a good restaurant with bad reviews because they didn't pay yelp, or a bad restaurant with good reviews because they paid for them''
    And slowly, yelp loses any power it has.

    I know if someone comments to me on it now I'd say it.
    I also generally refute any online review from most places. Generally I only accept personal experiences or from people I trust.

    1. Re: Yelp on slashdot, oops! by MickLinux · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The same is true with google. Well, I never use it any more, because if I google something, I either get Alibaba or yelp, and unless I want Alibaba or yelp, it doesn't help me one iota. After all, if I wanted Alibaba, I'd GO to alibaba.

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  44. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    the weird moderation that happens in anything apple v android.

    I'll never understand how attached some people get to a corporation. The corporation will never love you back.

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  45. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Many people prefer what they know over what they don't know.

  46. What if adblockers were the default.. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 1

    I wonder what kidn of web we would end up with if adblockers were installed by default on every system. Certainly.. PC vendors would reduce support costs. The user would be shielded from malware java/flash ads and useless resource-hogging "analytics" scripts. Yelp-type parasitic companies that make money by just taking content other people have created and layering a shit-ton of ads on top would disappear overnight. I think that a virtual tip-jar that people can anonymously give to would be a great way to finance the real content creators..

    1. Re:What if adblockers were the default.. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You benefit from analytics, even if you don't think you do. Harping on about it being useless just serves to illustrate your ignorance of the subject.

    2. Re:What if adblockers were the default.. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 1

      If you think mentioning it once in a casual comment amounts to "harping" on it, then you should consider buying a dictionary. Secondly, I'm perfectly capable of deciding whether I "benefit" from analytics or not. Your opinion on what is and isn't useful to me is irrelevant.

  47. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken. by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's called the Michelin Guide. People have figured it out a long time ago.

    Now that I think of it, Lonely Planet does a really good job reviewing places. Might be worth getting a copy for your own local town.

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  48. Get it right... by bferrell · · Score: 2

    Richmond California

  49. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

    Perhaps enough crud will accumulate in the current system and the pendulum will swing back to professional reviewers.

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  50. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's called neophobia.

  51. Digital Mafia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Digital Mafia hits an Italian restaurant. The Italians hit back. War starts. Something about this sounds familiar..

  52. Would this be legal if a proposed law passes? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    The proposed Consumer Review Freedom Act bans businesses from penalising you for posting bad reviews.

    Would this also bar restaurants from effectively penalising customers who want to post postive revews? Could part of this restauran't business model be made illegal?

    1. Re:Would this be legal if a proposed law passes? by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      Would this also bar restaurants from effectively penalising customers who want to post postive revews?

      They don't do that, so I don't see a problem. (Giving some people a discount is not the same thing as penalizing everyone else.)

    2. Re:Would this be legal if a proposed law passes? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Giving some people a discount is not the same thing as penalizing everyone else.

      How is this different?

    3. Re:Would this be legal if a proposed law passes? by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      The same way in my state it is illegal to charge extra for a credit card transaction, but not illegal to offer a discount for using cash. Thus, the "cash price" vs "credit price" at gas stations...

    4. Re:Would this be legal if a proposed law passes? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that's a state law? My understanding was that it in the contract the store had with the credit card company.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    5. Re:Would this be legal if a proposed law passes? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I suspect the idea is that the posted price is supposed to be what you pay (with sales tax added of course). Adding a fee for some reason, like paying with a credit card, results in raising the posted place, but offering a discount doesn't.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  53. The review ecosystem is good and truly broken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically you want censorship so people will buy your book. I find that morally corrupt. Censor that. And grow some.

  54. Given the disconnect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's typical of companies with an aggressive commission based sales team. It reminds me of a headhunter where my resume matched on a certain position, and I got various calls from employees who don't know each other.

  55. Re:brilliant way to hide the genuine bad reviews, by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    The reviews are only diluted on Yelp. That's the idea. It makes Yelp worhless. They will have reviews on other sites. Tripadvisor has a negative review amongst 4 good ones.

    The FAQ is an acquired taste. I think the idea is that if you don't like that you probably won't enjoy the restaurant. Businesses don't really like unsatisfied customers. They're more expensive to deal with and they dn't get repeat business.

  56. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Mirar · · Score: 1

    Are you sure the /. system have a good reputation system? It seems to me it's really hard to come in as a new user and get good enough reputation to actually be listened to these days. Stack Overflow seems to have these problems too. Early adopter with good reputation, on the other hand, will not have any problems.

  57. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    discus needs to fucking die. it's fucking horrible.

    Tracks you all over the fucking place, worse than fucking facefuck

  58. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by rwa2 · · Score: 2

    Pretty neat... I thought the online reviewing space was going the "reputation" route, becoming more "social" by allowing more highly weighting reviews from people in your group of friends (as well as entries in your "feeds" when friends visit a place). This seems to be the route of stuff like Foursquare... and... well, other similar services that I ignore because I don't have a very extensive network of friends who dine at the same sorts of places I go to.

    The other route is to just have a place with reputable journalistic integrity do the reviews, which works OK in big cities. But then you pretty much have to know which journal to use in each major metro area, and deal with the reviews possibly being a year or two out of date. And, of course, probably little to no app integration with your favorite map search engine. http://www.washingtonian.com/s... is a great example for the DC area; we'd pretty much cycle through the entire "Cheap Eats" and "Dirt Cheap Eats" section for nearby neighborhoods, and maybe a few of the "100 best" for special occasions.

    Other than that, I really do like Yelp for local recommendations, and have had great experiences using it. So much so that I downloaded the app when Google Maps switched from Yelp to Zagat for local search.

    As an aside, I tried to like Zagat, even paid for a subscription back in the PalmOS days. But ultimately, Zagat reviews and ratings always seemed to be biased too much towards decor and not at all enough towards food quality, authenticity, and "interestingness", which Yelp excels in.

    So it does suck to hear that Yelp is starting to extort business owners for listing good reviews, since I do make go/no-go decisions based on relative rankings. I dunno, maybe Yelp could start charging users extra for "journalistic integrity" mode that turns off some of their extortion effects, while the "free tier" of user gets rankings based more on advertising.

    Anyway, articles like this do make me upset with Yelp. But a lot of places do seem to have yelp sticker on their window, so perhaps it's just part of the cost of doing business these days. I applaud this italian joint for lashing out against it in an entertaining way, and I'll start searching for some of the lowest reviewed places too, since I mostly use Yelp to find the exceptional places anyways.

  59. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyway, articles like this do make me upset with Yelp. But a lot of places do seem to have yelp sticker on their window, so perhaps it's just part of the cost of doing business these days. I applaud this italian joint for lashing out against it in an entertaining way, and I'll start searching for some of the lowest reviewed places too, since I mostly use Yelp to find the exceptional places anyways.

    I suppose it had to be an Italian restaurant that recognised a shake-down when they saw one. A lot of people put their lives on the line to challenge mafia extortion, so a website with no guns is hardly a threat.

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  60. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

    the weird moderation that happens in anything apple v android.

    I'll never understand how attached some people get to a corporation. The corporation will never love you back.

    The problem are not people who supposedly 'love' a corporation. The problem are people who think someone loves a corporation just because he likes some of their products.

  61. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

    Why not have each reviewer's rating for a given item/location be statistically compared/weighted to that reviewer's history of ratings, e.g. a 5-star rating from someone who consistently gives 5-star ratings for everything could be valued less than someone who only does so some of the time,

    Why? Maybe I simply only review things I like. Why would that devalue my reviews?

  62. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    I've no problem at all with comment systems. I know the pitfalls. I filter and only read negative comments (positive comments are useless) Then look for things that would bother me. The idiots (which is most of them) I barely read at all. "This was incompatible with my ASUS motherboard!" THATS what I'm looking for. Books? Reviews aren't that helpful for books... At best, I look for books that there people bought along with books I really liked.

  63. No. by denzacar · · Score: 2

    That's called neophobia.

    That's called knowing WHAT you like, and knowing what you DON'T LIKE.
    Some might call that wisdom, others might call it experience. Ancient Greeks used to call that "knowing your shit".

    Or do you also call anyone who is not outside, in the open space, 24/7 an agoraphobic?

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    1. Re:No. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you're a picky eater

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re:No. by denzacar · · Score: 1

      I've still got about 10 kilos or so that say otherwise. Used to be 20 though.

      Then I got picky about HOW MUCH I eat and started eating less of what I like to eat. And what I don't like to eat.
      Haven't lost the taste for any of it though.

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      Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    3. Re:No. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I've still got about 10 kilos or so that say otherwise. Used to be 20 though.

      Well congrats on losing weight anyway

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    4. Re:No. by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

      I'm gonna have issues with confirming my identity when crossing borders or identifying myself with my ID cards for whatever other reason.

      My head is about two-three sizes bigger on my ID, my driver's license and on my passport, all of which I took out just before I started working on my weight and shape.
      Didn't realize how hilarious is the difference until last night. How often do you look at your own photo on your ID, right?

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      Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  64. Correction... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    "...an agoraphobiAc."

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  65. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Well said! Somebody should make it a .sig.

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  66. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slashdot's system works because there is not much at stake here apart from people's egos or opinions. If businesses depended on comments on slashdot, I think we'd find way more trolls and mod points for sale. The problem would be in a different league altogether.

    Oh no, that might lead to business-promoted article selection by the site's editors or even 'Slashvertisements'. If worst came to worst the slashdot management might even start to think of site users as "viewers" waiting to consume a publication and no longer see them as "commentators" here to exchange opinions.

    So it's a might good thing that businesses don't depend on slashdot comments or articles...

  67. So... does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. anybody really rely onYelp reviews for anything?

    What makes bad Yelp reviews so scary?

    1. Re:So... does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of dummies who haven't yet figured out that yelp et al are manipulating reviews for money.

  68. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I ran a review site a decade ago for infomercial products. I'd get helpful reviews (both good and bad) of products and a bunch of shills. This was back when the shills were easy to spot. All of a sudden, a dozen positive reviews would show up from "different people" all of whom coincidentally had the same IP address. There were also reviews that seemed suspicious to me, but I had no way of telling if the reviewer really was enthusiastic about the product or if they were trying to boost the ratings.

    As an aside, the site mainly failed because I had to manually approve every review. Combine that with lack of free time when my first child was born, and the site quickly died. Had I kept the site running, I would have needed automatic publishing of reviews and would have had to develop some way of spotting possible shill reviews. I am still sad that I had to shut it down (it was the first major website I made), but I am happy that I don't have to figure out the difference between a positive semi-anonymous review of a product posted because the user liked the product and the same posted because the person was paid to increase the products' ratings.

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  69. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Concur. On a fan forum for a game (Thief), every released fan mission gets so much praise that I really lack motivation to make more fan missions. Even though you as a mission author make the mission the way you want it, putting in a lot of effort to iron out bugs etc. seems a lot less meaningful when a hastily put together mission with bugs that can make it impossible to complete also gets "superb, fantastic mission, a joy to play, 5/5"

    Any players of fan missions (for Thief or other games): The best way to reward an author for a mission is to write an honest and - perhaps even more importantly - detailed review. What you liked specifically, what was your opinion about such and such a puzzle/enemy/storyline... Really, the missions are (as they should be) free but that doesn't mean you can't do something to encourage authors to make more but your praise has no value if you praise every mission.

  70. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by JanneM · · Score: 2

    Why? Maybe I simply only review things I like. Why would that devalue my reviews?

    This. One reason really low and really high reviews are much more common than they ought to be is that people only bother voicing an opinion if they feel strongly (positive or negative) about something. Another is that once they do, they'll tend to exaggerate their evaluation to really drive home how they feel.

    My suspicion is that the only stable scale is a simple "really liked it/really disliked it" up/down system. Then somehow weigh that according to the proportion of customers or buyers that actually bother to review. That depends of having a decently good estimate of that proportion though. The likes of Amazon have that for their products; for restaurants it'd be hard to impossible,

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  71. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The solution to this is called "morality" and requires that everyone accept that there are universal truths, and a concrete standard of right and wrong. Then you can develop a culture wherein lying (saying or writing something that is factually inaccurate with the intent to deceive another) is frowned upon, or even punished. But without a cultural acceptance of universal truth, you don't get to a permanent standard of right and wrong, and without that, you won't be able to make lying something that is even frowned upon, much less shunned or punished.

    Religions tend to offer pretty settled standards of morality, with an appeal to a higher authority for their explanation of "what is the source of universal truth?" But folks on Slashdot tend to be down on religion.

    Too bad. Technology will not solve human nature.

  72. Except the BBB isn't at all neutral by waspleg · · Score: 1

    It panders to its dues paying members. It's worse in some areas than others but I've had absolutely no resolution from some places where the BBB just auto-deleted the complaint after awhile, automatically siding with the business.

    The BBB has no gov't oversight and is not accountable to anyone, but it poses like it is to give a false sense of control to consumers.

  73. The review ecosystem is good and truly broken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is of course no complete fix for false/malicious reviews but there are a few mitigating measures that could/are/should be taken. I think some sites have a "confirmed buyer" note on their reviews that point out who has actually purchased the item being reviewed (at least from the site in question). There should be more cases of prosecution for groups/companies who sell false/misleading reviews.

  74. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and no one knows what to do to fix it.

    Yet there are enough dumba** in /. proclaiming that regulations are no longer needed because customers can rely on reviews to tell good businesses from bad ones.

    Where to find them? Look for comments in any Uber related articles in /.

  75. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    ...and no one knows what to do to fix it.

    In 2010 the new Web was all about "user generated content". Today, the modern mantra is: "Don't read the comments"

    Reviews and review sites have almost exactly the same problems as comment sections: there is no way to filter the ignorant and/or malicious from the informed and sincere. Case in point: there are currently exactly two reviews of my book on Amazon. One from a reasonably thoughtful reader (3 stars) and one from a troll who apparently has given Charles Dickens the same rating as me (2 stars).

    There was a five-star review which was from someone who had read the book and genuinely liked it, but Amazon determined it was from someone I knew (likely because I bought her a book on the site a few years ago) and removed the review. This is a ridiculous practice--it would invalidate a huge number of reviews in traditional publications--but is made necessary by authors who try to game the review system in the stupidest possible way.

    What do you think about something like Angie's List? As I understand it, you have to be a paying member to rate service providers which is supposed to make the reviews more trustworthy. I don't subscribe to the site though so I don't know exactly what it's like.

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    "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
  76. now that we all hate Yelp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where can I go for trustworthy reviews when I'm looking for someplace to eat? I'm not sure if there is an alternative...

  77. Witness the problem with social media by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 2

    This is pretty damn funny but it illustrates the problem of mixing business with social media. Unless you are big enough to afford to hire someone whose only job is to monitor social media and fight the trolls, you have no chance of controlling your business message. Now trolling is sanctioned by the gumint, that task is even harder.

  78. Yelp lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had a VERY bad experience with a dentist here in San Antonio TX and I submitted a review to yelp on three different times the first one showed up within a day but a week later it was gone and the other two never made it at all. It just shows that you can buy your way out of anything.

  79. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken. by Technician · · Score: 1

    Word of mouth is still the best. Some of the best movies I have seen have been recommended by friends, not strangers. Same for the best restraunts. My record to date is I have driven 126 miles one way to go to a great annual dinner. It is a great harvest cowboy dinner with fire brewed coffee. The event was never publicily advertised as they had a full house every year. It was a great pit BBQ with beef, lamb, pork, spuds, beans, etc. I go every year.

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  80. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    /. has had a basically functional reputation system for well over a decade, so it's not like there's any real mystery as to how to do this.

    It is well known (including a peer-reviewed study) that Slashdot's reputation/moderation system produces "B"- or "C"-level responses at best. Slashdot even linked to the study at one point.

    Tribalism is almost as rampant on Slashdot as it is on the public comments sections of CNN.com or ESPN.com.

  81. Search algorithm failure and Yelp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do have to sort through a bunch of junk but you can often find at least a few good reviews of a product based on a simple search. You just can't pay attention to any of the "this product is great!" or "this product stinks!" boilerplate reviews. You need to find one that is a full article of pros & cons for a product, most of the paid for stuff is either very simple (paragraph or two) or very obvious (a flashy page with a glowing review and few if any cons).

  82. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That said though I think that could be a very flawed system. If you take Reddit for example (and slashdot to a lesser degree)

    Lol? Mention religion in a positive light, climate change in a negative light, or socialism/big government in a positive light and see if you still think this site's rating system is so great. The quality of your post is not relevant; it will get modded -1 Troll almost instantly.

    There is no good comment/review rating system; every site like this eventually falls victim to groupthink and cronyism. Only moreso once money gets involved.

    Unfortunately, I don't have a solution to this. I posted mostly because I cannot fathom how anyone can think /.'s rating system is any better than all the other flawed attempts out there.

  83. Alternatives? by Crafty+Spiker · · Score: 0

    OK, so Yelp cannot be trusted. And they have gone to court so they can become even less trustworthy. Would anyone care to nominate an alternative site that is trustworthy?

  84. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    The problem are people who think someone loves a corporation just because he likes some of their products.

    If you fit in the category of fanboy, or if you start getting irrational and saying your choice is better than everyone else's, then you are the problem.

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  85. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by houghi · · Score: 1

    , because the Web should be enabling us to help each other,

    Why should it do that. Just because something saysd "On the Internet" does not mean there is anything new going on. This is true for pattents and this is true for anything else.

    When I book a hotel via booking.com I first make a selection on what I want. Price, location, parking, ... and then when I have e.g. 5 or so places, I will start reading the comments and see what other people thought. I especialy read what they disliked. Often this is about no coffee maker on the room or no elevator. Small rooms ins Amterdam? Well DUH!

    When I look for a restaurant, I use tripadvisor. Again I make my first selection and then read what others disliked and base my chocie on that.

    I also look at the nationality in both cases. e.g. Americans have different expectations a lot of the times, (Nobody spoke English. Lousy restaurant/hotel). This is all not differnet when I ask my friends if they know a new restaurant. It is also not different when asking for a restaurant in a bar.

    The advantage of the Web is that you are able to compare different opinions. However I NEVER look at the points because there is never a basis on the points./stars/whatever.

    In the Guide Michelin, there is. 1 star is aworth stopping, 2 stars is a worth adeviation of your trip and 3 stars is wotrth a trip. (Hey, They make tires and maps, what did you think it was?) For hotels there also is a clear classification (which might differ per country). So if I give 3 stars, it might be somebody elses 5 stars or 1 star for the SAME experience and the same idea how good/bad it was.

    Over the years I was heavily involved in "customer satisfaction" and know first and on how difficult it is to measure the customer experience. As a company you can set some parameters so you can compare one answer with another.

    The problem with Yelp is that they take away the possibilaty of doing my own analysis. Does that man I never have a bad excperience? No. But not more or less that before I used these sites. All in all it is, for me, a positive experience. I now go to more differnt restaurants and not just the ones for tourists.

    That said, I also like to walk around and just walk into a restaurant when I am hungry. Many a pleasant surprise. Also the most imporatnt thing is who you are with, as eating out is not just about the food. It is the whole exprience, including the company you are with. Probably left from when we were sitting around in a cave around a fire.

    Because of that, even if I detest McD, Pizza Hut and the like, with the right people that can be great as well.

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  86. Racketeering by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    That is the only work I think about when I think of Yelp

  87. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken. by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

    I find the Michelin Recommends more my style. There's a restaurant in Chicago Area that feels like you were just dropped into Tokyo (Renga Tei in Lincolnwood, IL). Nothing super special, just very very solid Japanese food with very attentive servers in an inviting space, as inviting as a spot in a strip mall with drop ceilings can be.

    It has no stars, but it's good stuff, and it's both our comfort food place, and our "lets take people from out of town there place." Michelin has changed their website a bit and I can't find it, but you can probably spelunk the site a bit and find the list.

  88. Yelp's been garnering for more than a "year or so" by ZipK · · Score: 1

    Yelp has, for the past year or so, garnered a reputation for extorting businesses into paying for advertising on their site.

    Yelp's reputation has been garnered over a longer period than the past year or so. E.g., http://www.eastbayexpress.com/...

  89. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by blindax · · Score: 0

    They both are from Florence. There is hardly any mafia in Florence. Unless you count in the democratic party. But that's not the kind of mafia you are have heard of...

  90. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by jfengel · · Score: 1

    I completely agree... and yet there is one prominent counterexample: Wikipedia. When Wikipedia came out I was absolutely certain it would not work. And yet, somehow, it does. There are trolls, and controversial pages have to be locked down, but overall the site does astonishingly well. It's the go-to source for general information on the Internet, at least as good (and in many ways better) than expensive curated sources.

    I don't completely understand what it is that makes Wikipedia work. I'm sure it's a lot of things, and at least some of the things also contribute to dysfunction (like deletionist moderators). I don't know if that can be adapted to review sites, which are at core about opinion, while Wikipedia's guiding principle of objectivity gives it a touchstone that all non-trolls more or less agree on.

    The trolls don't, of course, but somehow the fact that the non-trolls outnumber the trolls makes them relatively easy to spot and manage, though there are still problems. Especially in out-of-the-way places, which is the other difficulty with review: most places will get relatively few reviews and won't have millions of eyeballs on the lookout for trolling.

    Still... the reason I brought this up is that somehow, Wikipedia works, and I would have sworn it wouldn't. So maybe, just maybe, there's some hope for review sites as collaborations. It won't be as simple as reverting the many different kinds of bad reviews (from outright trolling to "I hate spicy food so you shouldn't go to this Mexican restaurant"), but I'm uncharacteristically optimistic that there might be a route forward. (I'm certain, though, that Yelp hasn't found it.)

  91. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Ichijo · · Score: 1

    Better yet, instead of using the star rating system, rate everything relative to a competing product or service. For example, if you're rating a restaurant, you would need to decide whether it's better or worse than another restaurant you've visited.

    Then the rating system would use something like Instant Runoff Voting or Condorcet to sort everything in order from lowest to highest rated. It would then score each item as a percentile according to its position on the scale. A score of 95 means that the restaurant is better than 95% of all restaurants.

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  92. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by savuporo · · Score: 1

    There is a way to fix the review systems.

    Topical trust networks. I want to CHOOSE whose reviews i actually trust on any given subject. I trust Bobs opinions mostly on movies, but he knows nothing about gardening tools. I want an easy option of removing Bob and his likes out of the rating for gardening tools that gets displayed for me.

    Same deal with Bobs taste and expertise in indian food.

    When i start researching a completely new topic, say like 50ies italian vintage cars, i prefer to start with an auto-created small trust network comprised of community voted experts. Also, what my facebook "friends" think of any subject has absolutely no value to any of the reviews, so its not a "social" subject.

    Also, reviews and opinions on some subjects should decay in weight pretty rapidly. Pastel painting reviewed 20 years ago is totally up to date. Small thai food joint at the corner reviewed 20 years ago is not.

    All this is implementable, and i'm surprised that most review sites still keep using a stupid one dimensional "average" of scores.

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  93. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Altrag · · Score: 1

    Not really.. adjust it so that people who rate a lot of things (earning themselves an ebay-like reputation) would be weighted differently than the person who just came in and rated one item.

    That would significantly cut down the paid shilling abilities as you couldn't just start up 1000 new accounts to post a single review each for your site, but not eliminate it. (You could do the same thing but also pick 10 random listings to post random reviews on in order to flesh out the numbers.)

    Add a temporal aspect to it though -- ie: measure the average time between reviews and if its too low, drop the user's weighting) -- and it becomes harder to game the system yet again as the shills now have to maintain their shilling accounts over time in order to build up enough reputation for their reviews to matter.

    Not that it couldn't still be gamed.. but it would require a much more substantial investment by the shills in order for their shilling to be of marketable value. But that also makes them semi-trackable -- set up a fake company listing, hire a known shiller to promote it and then ban any account that posts a glowing review. Because those accounts have to be curated over time, this would be a significant risk for the shilling firms and would at the very least require them to invest enough time/effort to try and determine if your fake listing is actually fake (and of course you could go the next step and create an actual fake company with a fake website and a fake email address/phone#/etc if you wanted.)

  94. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Even without the tracking it's fucking horrible. I dislike it, and find myself bewildered by its popularity.

  95. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    The closest anyone has come up with is the "was this review helpful?" but that gets abused easily.

    The big problem with the helpful/not helpful dichotomy as a means for rating reviewers is that it fails to take into account why the reviewer didn't find it helpful. What the system needs, IMO, is to ask a second question at that point:

    Did you find the review not helpful because (check all that apply):

    • It mainly covered things that I don't care about.
    • I disagree with the opinion.
    • It contains facts that are incorrect.
    • It had nothing to do with the product/service (spam and other abuse)

    A review marked with the fourth one will get flagged for review by a human, and if verified to be crap, will lower the reviewer's reputation for everyone, and will be removed.

    A review marked with the third one (factually incorrect) will just lower the reviewer's reputation, but at least initially by a smaller amount than a "Helpful" vote increases it. The more reviews this occurs in, the more negatively each negative impacts that person's score, so if a person consistently lies, the negatives count more and more, until they greatly outweigh the positives. However, that balance should only tip when those negatives come from unique users (so that one user can't just mark every review by a particular reviewer as unhelpful and have a bigger impact than marking a single review that way), and those ratings should be cancelled out by a sufficient number of positive reviews, ensuring that a small number of people can't attack a reviewer by each reporting one of his or her reviews as factually incorrect.

    A review marked with the first two options ("not interested" and "I disagree") will lower the reviewer's reputation, but only for that reviewer and other people whose "not interested" and "I disagree" ratings on other goods and services are statistically similar to those of the reviewer. This allows users to get better, more individualized reviews that are more likely to match their interests and concerns, without adversely penalizing other people who might be interested in and concerned about the same things as the reviewer in question. To that end, instead of "44 out of 50 people found this helpful", it would say "44 out of 50 people whose tastes match yours found this helpful", such that other users of the site might well see completely different numbers.

    And users who frequently give "not helpful" ratings with more than two boxes checked, but rarely give "helpful" ratings, should have progressively smaller impact on the overall helpfulness rating for the reviews that they rate, until at some point their helpful/not helpful ratings end up getting thrown away entirely (except in their own view).

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  96. i love it... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it would only work if you're Italian. Never, ever try this if you're Irish.

  97. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

    The major problem to this that I can see is your critical mass of reviews becomes very high and you would almost need people to be professional reviewers. Unlike movies and TV I don't think restaurants or hotels quite create the same level of fandom that will see people review them in detail.

    It's like looking for reviews of a dishwasher. Basically people only put a review online if the machine broke.

  98. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

    But that only works if the restaurants are in the same food / experience group. How would you rate your favourite sushi train against your favourite French Restaurant vs your favourite theme restaurant show.

    You would have to have so many relationships set up that the raw numbers of comparisons in each case would be tiny.

  99. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

    But that is what I am saying. Neither system is perfect. The reason I think Slashdot's system is better though is there is only a -1. Nothing more than that. Which means that it is possible to come back from that (though unlikely).

    Also I have posted before things that have polarised people and been marked combinations of troll, flamebait, insightful and interesting all on the same comment.

    I think slashdot's decision to have randomly allocated mod points and an inability to comment and moderate the same thread works well. It's far from perfect but it's about the best I have come across.

  100. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, Lonely Planet will only ever review a handful of places even in the biggest tourist centres. Maybe a hundred or so restaurants in a city like London or Paris - compared with maybe 50 times that number that are actually there. That's how they can afford to be independent - they don't try to be complete.

    If they tried to be complete and up to date, they'd soon fall prey to the same kind of 'gaming' as other media.

  101. I need to Yelp Yelp. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yelpie Mother F-ers.

  102. Who? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Who are these Yelp people and why should I care about their opinion?

    Oh, I suppose I'd better go and find out.

    People use Yelp to search for everything from the city's tastiest burger to the most renowned cardiologist.

    Well, that sounds really completely uninteresting. Next question?

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  103. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by tepples · · Score: 1

    the weird moderation that happens in anything apple v android.

    I'll never understand how attached some people get to a corporation. The corporation will never love you back.

    Which incidentallly explains a lot about Apple vs. Android. Apple's operating system is attached to a corporation, while Android is free software. This means you don't need a corporation to "love you back". If you don't like the Google Play ecosystem, you can jump ship to any other Android distribution, such as Fire OS or CyanogenMod or whatever.

  104. Re:The review ecosystem is good and truly broken.. by Ichijo · · Score: 1

    What is your rating worth if you have nothing to compare it to? See, your argument also works against the star rating system.

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  105. Re: The review ecosystem is good and truly broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm almost certain you can get italian pizza from some michelin venue. Would be super weird if no italian michelin restaurant served pizza.