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Tetris To Be Made Into a Live Action Film
SchrodingerZ writes: Threshold Entertainment has announced that it will be producing a live action film based on the Russian stacking game Tetris. Designed in 1984 by Alexey Pajitnov, Tetris has sold over 35 million copies worldwide. Threshold CEO Larry Kasanoff promises "a very big, epic sci-fi movie," explaining, "this isn't a movie with a bunch of lines running around the page. We're not giving feet to the geometric shapes." Kasanoff is known for his work with the video game films Mortal Kombat, and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, collectively grossing $105 million in revenue. The studio is planning "a story behind Tetris which makes it a much more imaginative thing," though no directors nor cast have been connected to the film. Threshold Entertainment teased the idea, saying "What you [will] see in Tetris is the teeny tip of an iceberg that has intergalactic significance."
Are we sure it's October 1st and not April 1st?
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I don't... is there really nothing better that could be turned into a film? A good book, or perhaps even an original script? This seems like one of those films that should only be created when literally every other possible idea has already been done a few dozen times.
Is it an artsy movie about life in a totalitarian state. Something like Metropolis?
That was what came to mind when I saw the headline .. Invaders .. possibly from space!
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He's probably peeing his pants in excitement waiting for the phone call.
I wonder if it'll be a BLOCK-BUSTER ;-)
The fuck did I just read?
First Battleship, now this.
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"What you [will] see in Tetris is the teeny tip of an iceberg that has intergalactic significance."
WAT
I guess next year will come an "imaginative thing" about grass growing, paint drying, and waiting for a pot of water to boil.
They must be running out of titles to reboot these days, soon as I read the title I thought of this old (at the time fake) trailer.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
Based on previous video game-to-movie conversions, I predict that it'll turn out that Tetris blocks are really the distant descendents of dinosaurs who got blown into a parallel universe when the comet hit.
I would imagine that this will be the kind of a movie that will be in the five dollar bin at Walmart's within a month of release. And there will be a lot of them that simply stay in that bin.
Let me guess: the fate of our universe depends on us winning the next Tetris tournament, because the other guys have won the last nine. One sage but somewhat aloof character - Christopher Lambert, perhaps, but with a Russian accent - will gather together a diverse team of fighters - no, arcade junkies - to battle an alien invasion force that has overwhelming technological superiority. Except that instead of actual battles, we'll get head-to-head Tetris. I can't wait for the cinemasins version of that
The only Tetris movie that ever needed to be made has already been made. Any further attempts will necessarily pale in comparison.
Pong: The future is in your hands.
A cross genre action-scifi-romcom with human drama and real meaning.
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Sounds like it'll just be a very pixelated ender's game.
I assume Mr. T will get the lead role?
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Eh, it'll never be as good as the book.
So many other games that would make better live action films...
"it shall run for 140 minutes in length, star shiah lebouf and will ferrel, be directed by Michael Bay in 3D, and be inexplicably green-lit for endless sequels until we produce a live action bejewelled starring the remaining cast of Firefly and a jar of expired mayonaisse."
-Satan
Good people go to bed earlier.
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Its bound to be . . . a Blockbuster
(apologies - I couldn't resist)
I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above!
Tetris, the documentary
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Awesome!
This is Tricia Takanawa reporting from the opening night of "Tetris:The Movie". I am standing outside the cinema and there are lines and lines of people waiting to get in... Oh, wait, They all disappeared."
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I'm pretty sure I've heard this story before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
A couple times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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It's a documentary then?
Please tell me it's not going to have the Tetris Gods!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/6924...
Different shapes in our iconography and languages turn out to be influenced by the True Shapes, as our world is but a shadow of the True Realm.
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But where are the curves? Where are the non-right-angles (mustn't forget the pyramids)? Perhaps it's all a question of which True Shapes visited our world, like Babylon 5's explanation of all our religions as a proxy war between the law-and-order Vorlons and the what-do-you-want Shadows. (As opposed to Stargate's "chariots of the gods" theme of a proxy war between . . . other aliens.) Or maybe it's about how shadows falling on Earth's curved surface become non-Euclidean (what Tetris shape gives a shadow like a yin-yang symbol? Hmm .
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Victimless crime, you say?
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any potential film is just hoping to ride the Tetris name. The actual movie will have nothing to do with the game (much like Battleships but at least that had battleships).
If you make a movie called Tetris you are almost guaranteed there will be a built in audience that is going to go just to see what the movie has to do with the game.
I have a treatment of Chutes and Ladders - The Movie I'm shopping around. If you're interested, call me. We'll do lunch.
It's a remake of the Last Star Fighter.
Mike, get ready. I would not at all be surprised if they purloin your backstory idea from TWA!
She blinded me with science, she tricked me with technology. ~ Thomas Dolby
They'll never top such an epic story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
This was already shown back on Charlie Brooker's TV Go Home over a decade ago. No link sadly as it's flagged as "obscene" by the company filter...
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It starred Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale, and it sucked so badly that Uwe Boll renounced his director's credit and Konami forced Universal Studios to change the name to Van Helsing .
I write sci-fi for metalheads
Minesweeper - The Movie: http://youtu.be/LHY8NKj3RKs
Epic! ;-)
that's why i wish movies were more like a video game.
What if that thing I said?
At least it's not Uwe Boll.
Like a fluffed up, full of drama and conspiracy surrounding Mr.Pajitnov?
I love that the Tetris site provides a "No Unity required" option that requires Flash.
Tetris movie's storyboard in short: A bare-chested uber-masculine Putin rides a russian brown bear into battle, to stop the invasion of CIA's stealthy geometric shapes, which threaten to transform the beautiful Ukraine into an ugly capitalist colony of the imperialists. The amazing marksman skill of this former KGB agent-turned-president-for-life will prevent the Free Speech, the Free Elections, the Market Economy and other similarly dangerous shapes with prion-like geometry from infecting Ukraine's brain. Rather, the victorious Putin will oversee integration of the entire Eastern Europe into the healthy host body of Mother Russia.
This movie will be amazingly popular in France, Italy, Hungary, Serbia, etc. but markedly less so in Poland and the Baltic Republics. That is, until those countries are also assimilated into Mother Russia...
Arkanoid had an actual backstory, for $DIETY's sake. That puts it about 1,000,000 miles ahead of Tetris.
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Minesweeper is an example this can be done, and it has been pretty well executed. See there :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
This *could* actually be good if they treat it like the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. That movie simply made a Good Pirate film, not really tying it to the ride at all (that being said I recently went to Disney World and it's interesting that they've retcon'd the ride into being all about the Depp films).
I can easily see them making an Indiana Jones-type sci-fi film where there is one small scene involving an alien puzzle that sort-of resembles a Tetris puzzle. The protagonist lines up some block line in Tetris, a door opens and the movie continues. 30 seconds of reference to the game while otherwise being an independent sci-fi film.
Also, that's why I had high hopes for Battleship. It had a competent director and all he had to do was use a decent Navy/boat script - that's all. They weren't confined to any sort of plot at all. Too bad they messed it up (and, to be fair, I have to admit that the climactic scene with the anchor/flipping the boat around was pretty neat).
I found this a year or two ago. Very funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Waits for the inevitable Tepples post asking if the movie will have infinite spin, and asking what would be the "best practices" for someone who wanted to be an adviser on the game based aspects.
Isn't the story about the guy from Nintendo going to the Soviet Union (to try to track down the creator) something that could be used? Throw in some action scenes and a romance - there's your movie.
I suspect that they've only bought the rights to the name, and that they did it because they thought it would be a good title for a spy film set in the final days of the Soviet Union, and that they figure that with the current craziness emanating from Russia the public will be interested in it.
If so, do not expect it to be filmed in Russia, but in one of the other former Soviet states in Eastern Europe. Probably not Ukraine, though.
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Silly producers, they had to purchase IP rights from the game owners... we could increase our margin by using a public-domain game and make a FORTUNE!
Some suggestions for forthcoming movies:
- checkers
- tic-tac-toe
- go
The answer, of course, is "money". People will go see this. Or if they don't, it's because they did a bad job of following the formulas. The summer blockbuster formula has worked out pretty well. People like watching stuff blow up, even if they could have predicted what would blow up and what it would look like before they paid $13 for a ticket.
Battleship took in $300,000,000. It cost $200,000,000 to make. That's "why". People recognized the name, and hoped to combine their love of stuff blowing up with their fond memories of a game they used to play. They get a little charge out of the connections. It's worth $13 and two hours of their time.
I could see this doing equally well. I can't say if it's the best use of the studio's quarter-billion-dollar investment, though it should be a reasonable one. It's more likely than some unknown script, which even if people really like it stands a very small chance of making more than $300 million without the extra name recognition.
I probably won't be seeing it. Maybe I will; I saw the Lego movie, and it was pretty good (though I paid no more than my Netflix monthly subscription fee for it). I'd rather see them spend their money on something with a bit more merit, but that's just me.
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First lines of the script
INT: GROCERY STORE PRODUCE AISLE
BILLY BATS places the last orange on the stack with deft precision. He smiles as he views yet another body-centered-cubic masterpiece.
BRILLIANT FLASHES OF LIGHT, and the King of the Megalocyclodroids enters through a worm hole and says.
KING OF THE MEGALOCYCLODROIDS
Billy Bats, WE NEED YOU!
SCENE.
Second point: Please, please tell me that Billy Bats is played by none other than DOLPH LUNDGREN!
"Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment."
Didn't they already make a Ping-Pong movie starting Tom Hanks as a table tennis star named Forrest?
Arkanoid is about global warming. It'd never get Republican butts in seats. At least Tetris Worlds tried to add a plot of opening stargates by playing Tetris.
Being completely honest. I thoroughly enjoyed the Mortal Kombat movies.
And Tetris, while it's a really shallow game - if you look at a movie like Cuba, Cuba, the premise is amazingly simple but the movie pulls of a really great story despite it's simplicity.
I actually think - it could really make for an interesting story to hear 'what' caused the game's development and 'fictionalization' of the real life scenario...
I anxiously await...