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AIDS Origin Traced To 1920s Kinshasa

An anonymous reader writes: A new study published in Science (abstract) has traced the origin of HIV/AIDS back to Kinshasa in the 1920s. The authors say Kinshasa, now in the Democratic Republic of Congo, was then undergoing explosive population growth while supporting an abundant sex trade. These factors, combined with the use of unsterilized needles at health clinics and the railways moving a million people in and out of the city each year, conspired to start the pandemic. "HIV is a mutated version of a chimpanzee virus, known as simian immunodeficiency virus, which probably made the species-jump through contact with infected blood while handling bush meat. The virus made the jump on multiple occasions. One event led to HIV-1 subgroup O which affects tens of thousands in Cameroon. Yet only one cross-species jump, HIV-1 subgroup M, went on to infect millions of people across every country in the world."

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  1. i've been there by alen · · Score: 2

    i was across the river back in 1997. Ironically one of the soldiers i was with said that if he was going to get AIDS, he wanted to get it right there at the source

  2. climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm glad that all the deniers have moved on to climate change, and the aids denial has pretty much died down.

    1. Re:climate change by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      aids denial??? i cant recall ever hearing anyone deny that aids exist.

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    2. Re:climate change by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well more accurately I think it is that they are denying that HIV causes AIDS.

      I disagree that the deniers have moved on to something else. Shit, the Catholic church still claims condoms cause AIDS. And most of the religious right claims it only affects homosexuals.

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    3. Re: climate change by DigiShaman · · Score: 0

      Blow jobs causes AIDs from HIV, as does receiving semen in the anus and vagina. In rare cases, medical contamination from instruments and needles.

      Main point here; know your partner, verify with an AIDs test, and don't share needles. Oh, and raping little virgin girls won't cure AIDs. So how is this the fault of the Catholic Church again?

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    4. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So how is this the fault of the Catholic Church again?

      Because people who didn't listen to Catholic teachings against fornication, for some reason still listened to old Catholic teachings against contraception?

    5. Re:climate change by markass530 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's called AIDS denial but it's more technically HIV Denial, they deny that HIV leads to AIDS, and instead say AIDS is caused by Sleeping around / sharing needles etc etc. Foo Fighter front man David Grohl was big on this nonsense for a while back in the early 2000's

    6. Re:climate change by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      really? i mean wow thats crazy to think of such ignorance (especially from someone who was bandmates with a needle user)

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    7. Re:climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, the Catholic church still claims condoms cause AIDS. And most of the religious right claims it only affects homosexuals.

      I don't think either of those statements are still true, if they ever were. You should probably drop them out of your soundbite arsenal.

    8. Re: climate change by davester666 · · Score: 1

      there aren't a lot of people that do the 'verify with an hiv/aids test' in a meaningful way because it can take 6 months from being infected to it being detectable...

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    9. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there aren't a lot of people that do the 'verify with an hiv/aids test' in a meaningful way because it can take 6 months from being infected to it being detectable...

      Ergo, the reason you need to insist on a PrEP-backed warranty courtesy of Truvada, instead of settling for empty promises of "SchrÃdinger Negativity" (unknown status, simultaneously + and - )

      After 3 months on PrEP and 2 consecutive unambiguously-negative test results, you're as negative as any sexually-active gay guy is EVER going to be.

    10. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^damn, Slashdot. Learn how to properly deal with "o with umlaut". Oh well. Pretend I wrote "Schroedinger negativity".

    11. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how is this the fault of the Catholic Church again?

      That is a good question, but considering you're the only one here that came even close to saying it might be the Catholic Church's fault, maybe you should be the one that answers it...

    12. Re:climate change by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 0

      And most of the religious right claims it only affects homosexuals.

      Isn't the internet awesome with the way we can spout random shit and not even have to worry a little bit about proving it?

      The truth is if you don't let a dirty needle or an AIDS-infected male penetrate you, you're pretty safe from AIDS. Sure, we've got infants being born infected because of their mothers having the disease, but if you don't already have it, preventing it is pretty straightforward. Sure, someone could lie about having it in order to have sex with you. But if they do that, there are probably warning signs that would make them a bad partner, like the fact that they'll lie for sex.

    13. Re:climate change by markass530 · · Score: 1

      Yea he was pretty big on it for a while, throwing concerts around it and everything, then one day randomly he started acting like all that never happened. If you google it you can find a little info about his aids denying past

    14. Re: climate change by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So how is this the fault of the Catholic Church again?

      Oh, and raping little virgin girls won't cure AIDs. As long as the Catholic Church speaks against contraception, the Catholic Church can and should be hold responsible for any and all consequences, such as the spread of AIDS. And yes, that includes rapes carried out from desperation as a result of said spread.

      There's a more general point here: you can't wield power yet disown the consequences. Moving from a bunch of selfish, irresponsible individuals and tribes to a more mature mindset is the biggest challenge facing humanity right now. Catholic Church is still stuck on the "it's all about me" mindset, as demonstrated every time some of its dirty laundry gets aired, but it's not like our nation-states are much better.

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    15. Re:climate change by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Why is this marked troll? The Catholic clergy in that area as late as a couple years ago was saying that AIDs was being handed out in the condoms and it was a plot of whites. It was all over the news, caused a lot of scandal and was yet another black eye on the church. Hell last I checked the newest Pope is still spouting the "OMG condoms are teh devil!" company line, he is just being a hell of a lot more politically correct by using politician speak like "condoms aren't a cure for AIDS"..which of course is true but ignores the fact that condom use DOES cut down on HIV transmission by a very large amount.

      But its not a troll to point out what the church in Africa was saying not that long ago, politically correct or not.

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    16. Re:climate change by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

      Well more accurately I think it is that they are denying that HIV causes AIDS.

      I disagree that the deniers have moved on to something else. Shit, the Catholic church still claims condoms cause AIDS. And most of the religious right claims it only affects homosexuals.

      No, the catholic church does not claim condoms cause AIDS. It does state that certain types of condoms, like lambskin and other natural conds, have microscopic pores that are too small for sperm to pass through thus preventing pregnancy but not too small for the HIV virus to pass through, thus allowing transmission of HIV. It seems that the medical community is in agreement with them on that.

    17. Re:climate change by quenda · · Score: 1

      Its a troll because it was worded as if the Vatican was doing it, not some local church in Africa. Good lies often have a seed of truth.

    18. Re: climate change by ixuzus · · Score: 0

      While I am not a fan of the Catholic church it must be said in fairness that they also advocate monogamy which, if practiced, would probably significantly slow the spread of HIV/AIDS. It's no more fair to blame them for people following half their teachings than it is to blame the auto manufacturer of your choice because you drained the oil as recommended in the users manual but didn't bother to refill it before you drove off. I think their stance on contraception is wrong for a number of other reasons but let's not overreach.

    19. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense.

      Sex is optional. Surprising, and society's least-favorite recognition of basic reality, but true.

      If you choose to engage in it, you are the proximate cause of the results, and you are at fault for negative consequences.

    20. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you have never been horny.

    21. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not enough to have to satisfy it in a way that spreads a pandemic, no.

    22. Re:climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you read the original montangier paper? I have been looking for someone "non-ignorant" to show me where the purified HIV protein is in figure 3. There is an arrow, but no band.

    23. Re: climate change by Spugglefink · · Score: 2

      Oh, and raping little virgin girls won't cure AIDs. So how is this the fault of the Catholic Church again?

      Because raping little virgin boys won't cure AIDS either.

    24. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, if you saw the warning sign that they were lying about having hiv to have sex, you would know that they have hiv and not need the additional warning sign...

    25. Re:climate change by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      The truth is if you don't let a dirty needle or an AIDS-infected male penetrate you, you're pretty safe from AIDS

      Ah, a male can get AIDS from a woman, particularly if one or the other of you has another STD. More to the point, the whole issue with "AIDS-infected" people is that you generally can't tell them from normal people for years after they become contagious, this doesn't have much use for married people who's partner strays -- or even for most Americans who's courtships average from 6 to 18 months (get tested everybody).

      It's important to understand that AIDS isn't virulent because it passes through "dirty" or "immoral" practices -- it's the sociological phenomenon of uncleanness an immorality that cause the spread of HIV. People don't talk about gay sex, in the US people hardly talk about sex at all -- it's freighted with taboos and superstitions. Our own prudishness makes it difficult for knowledgable people to talk about the disease and how its spread, it's virulence among "undesirables" cause all kinds of rumors and misconceptions that make the pandemic worse. People in the US have been contracting HIV since the 70s, straight people, gay people, everyone, but the misguided belief that it was a "gay" disease led people to believe that it wasn't a contagion, that it wasn't a public health problem of any kind -- think of how many people were killed by the lie that HIV is spread by sexual immorality.

      And how many people continue to get HIV because they're convinced, as you say, that people with HIV will "probably have warning signs that they'll be a bad partner," that HIV comes from "bad" people and "bad" behavior, that it is necessarily shameful? Really honest people can make great partners and be infectious for years before having symptoms. All of these people fucking, all the time... AIDS is a disease that is spread by people being unwilling or too uncomfortable to talk about sex, what it is, how people do it, and who should or shouldn't be doing it, and this in turn is caused by boneheaded and dangerous cultural norms that serve no purpose.

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    26. Re: climate change by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Somebody should sit down with you and explain this, because you are seriously fucked up in your thinking.

    27. Re: climate change by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      The problem is that people are much better at following the "don't use condoms" commandment than they are at "don't fuck anyone but your spouse" commandment... and this is widely known. At this point, promoting both, with full knowledge that one is going to be followed but another is not, is borderline criminal.

    28. Re:climate change by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      I do partially retract my statement. The catholic claims were that aids could pass through condoms due to how small it is, and thus by using condoms and believing you were protected, you were spreading the disease. The first claim is flatly false, and the second is somewhat true. You are more at risk by having sex with a condom, then not having sex at all. But the fact is abstinence-only policies are just not going to work, people are going to have sex. And the Catholic policy on anti-condom even for health reasons is misleadingly amoral.

      In summary. I still stand by my position of "Fuck them."

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    29. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't get aids from blowjobs idiot

    30. Re: climate change by BalthCat · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can. It's low risk, but it's possible, especially if there's any cuts in the mouth. http://www.aidsmap.com/Oral-se...

    31. Re: climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or mouth sores from herpes; which BTW is also an STD. So BJs alone, one STD can follow another.

    32. Re:climate change by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I've read that the first is partly true: latex condoms will stop HIV, but condoms made of other materials (no idea how common those are in other areas) may let it through.

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    33. Re:climate change by hairyfeet · · Score: 1
      Da fuq? Dude I just pointed out the fucking POPE is STILL spouting that bullshit, WTF do they have to do for it to be from "the Vatican" for you? Does it require 3/4 of the bishops on the planet?

      Like it or not the pope IS the church PERIOD, and if the pope is still trying to keep condoms from being handed out in a place being eaten alive by AIDS then he is an evil prick and should rightly be blamed for all the people that get infected thanks to no condoms, and that is that.

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    34. Re: climate change by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Unless you've got a pretty incompetent lab administering the tests, the window for "silent" infection (one that doesn't show up during a test) is closer to 6 weeks than 6 months. There is often such a window, which is why tests really should be repeated at least once, with the two test samples separated by the duration of the window.

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  3. Re:The story by gnupun · · Score: 1

    HIV is a mutated version of a chimpanzee virus, ... which probably made the species-jump through contact with infected blood while handling bush meat.

    Okay, was there no monkey meat business before 1920s? Why did it make the jump only at that time? How exactly does a virus change from a chimp version to a human version?

  4. Bush meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now there's something you don't hear every day.

  5. So remember: by cirby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    HIV made a cross-species jump in the 1920s, and went on to kill millions.

    But Ebola couldn't possibly mutate enough to survive slightly longer when exposed to air.

    I feel much safer now.

    1. Re:So remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So, one virus did one thing, so why can't another do something completely different?

      Seriously, which species are affected and the mode of transmission are wildly different. There's no useful connection between these two issues.

    2. Re:So remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HIV made a cross-species jump in the 1920s, and went on to kill millions.

      But Flu couldn't possibly mutate enough to kill slightly better

      I feel much safer now.

      You can worry about Ebola mutating to become a good killing and spreading machine. But You should also be careful when you cross the street not to be killed by a bus. This one is much more probable.

    3. Re:So remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ebola is a weaker structure than HIV. It also is a failure of a host that causes host-death rather quickly, and can easily wipe itself out. Short-term quarantine is effective against Ebola.

      Here's a pic.

      Compare that to HIV, which has far more layers (read: armor). Also, HIV directly attacks the immune system rather than trying to trick it into leaving the virus alone.

      Here's a pic.

    4. Re:So remember: by markass530 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason AIDS has been so prolific is how long people carry it before showing symptoms , this makes for a long period of time during which they can transmit the disease. Ebola is much more efficient and kills much faster, ==>> much less time to spread the disease

    5. Re:So remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not this time around. It has a lower mortality rate and infections can go weeks without showing symptoms.

      It's almost like someone is pushing buttons.

    6. Re:So remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be a pretty weak nation if one monkey can destroy it. Maybe it shouldn't exist if it's so weak.

    7. Re:So remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never go full conspiratard.

  6. Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Ecuador · · Score: 0

    So there was no monkey business with... ehm... chimps that led to the species jump?

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    1. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by gohmifune · · Score: 2

      Consumptions of infected simian meat has been the explanation for a very long time. Why does everyone seem surprised?

    2. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Consumptions of infected simian meat has been the explanation for a very long time. Why does everyone seem surprised?

      Because, at the same time, we've been told HIV can't spread orally.

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    3. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by bangular · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a lot of misinformation that's been passed around regarding HIV. I think the origins of HIV and AIDS as a homosexual disease (remember Gay-related immune deficiency) heightened the "sex with chimps" origin stories. People wanted to believe that some homosexuals also had sex with animals and was just one more reason to hate them.

      I remember an elementary school teacher of mine in the 90's telling us that sex with chimps was the most likely reason HIV jumped species. We all giggled, but I'm sure there are many from that classroom that still believe it today.

    4. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by davydagger · · Score: 1

      because monkey fucking makes for a much better story.

      obviously.

    5. Re: Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by HagbardCeline6909 · · Score: 0

      Because there is not a single case of AIDS prior to 1959. Humans have been eating bushmeat for millions of years. Why did the disease cross over in 1959(AIDS-1) and 1960's(AIDS-2)?

    6. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think " HIV can't spread orally" necessarily applies to actually consuming infected meat. Then again, it's not the consumption of the meat that's being blamed - it's direct exposure to infected blood while handling fresh chimp carcases in order to prepare the meat.

    7. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Megol · · Score: 2

      Unlike what you may believe the amount of people who have sex with animals is very few and the amount of people that have sex with wild animals approaches zero.
      On the other hand a huge amount of people do hunt and handle the corpses of misc. wild animals (called "bush meat" in the story)... And even people in industrial nations (with controlled breeding programs) still die of meat-carried diseases that proper handling and cooking would simply eliminate.

      Just ask yourself: what is most likely?

    8. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by EvilSS · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Consumptions of infected simian meat has been the explanation for a very long time. Why does everyone seem surprised?

      Because, at the same time, we've been told HIV can't spread orally.

      Well since we don't routinely butcher and eat people, I imagine they felt they could leave that method out of the pamphlet. However blood-blood contact is also a known, disclosed method of transmission. It's just a lot less common in humans than sexual contact.

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    9. Re: Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, 1959, the well known red-letter day when the first human stuck his genitals in a chimpanzee. Citation?

    10. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Because, at the same time, we've been told HIV can't spread orally.

      If you have cuts, scratches, or open sores in your mouth, it certainly can.

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    11. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by PapayaSF · · Score: 1

      There is a risk that HIV can spread orally to someone with gingivitis (bleeding gums), and I wonder if the jump from bush meat to humans in 1920s might have happened when someone with gingivitis ate some bloody bush meat.

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    12. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      the amount of people that have sex with wild animals approaches zero.

      You are obviously too new to this internet thing, otherwise you would be at least aware of the 90's sensation that was dolphinsex.org...

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    13. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by markass530 · · Score: 1

      Butcher has an open wound, during the course of his work simian blood makes contact with said wound, ==>> Transmission complete,

    14. Re: Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by markass530 · · Score: 1

      Not a single Well documented case.... big difference. I'm sure humans have been getting and dying from AIDS as long as they've been handling simian meat over there, but it would always die off with only a few humans infected. It took a busy sex trade and globalization to really get things going and create what we now know as AIDS.

    15. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 2

      Equally plausible explanation:

      Butcher creates an open wound while carving the raw bushmeat, either for self consumption or for sale to others, ==> transmission complete. Think of the last time you had an accident cut yourself cutting food and there you are.

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    16. Re: Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no recorded history of ebola before 1976, yet it is also linked to transmission from animals to humans via bushmeat consumption.

    17. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be fair, homosexuality has been associated with disease since long before we understood how germs work and warned against on that grounds for literally millennia. You can say it's unfair to blame them, but they were the primary disease vectors and they should have known better, even though it's more fashionable nowadays to assume that everyone in the past was an idiot and that there was no reason but animus to disapprove of that behavior.

    18. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by GNious · · Score: 1

      Consumptions of infected simian meat has been the explanation for a very long time. Why does everyone seem surprised?

      Because, at the same time, we've been told HIV can't spread orally.

      Uhm, I think you've gotten the concept of Oral Sex wrong, if you think it is largely similar to daily consumption of meat...

    19. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      yeah, it's so rare they make jokes out of it in shows like South Park where they pick the most niche activities like ziplining, roadtripping, declaring war on other countries and fucking chickens and rip them a new one. ::rolleyes::.

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    20. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      it's still called the gay flu, I've got a Coronet educational video somewhere that discusses sexual relationships and why sticking your willy in another man's bum is so dangerous - 'cos the first time it happens you'll catch teh plague!!1one

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    21. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      last time I accidentally cut myself I wasn't handling food, I was cutting steel framing with a hacksaw and caught a bit of burr. It's still in my arm two weeks later.

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    22. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexual contact is risky because of microscopic tears in either the anal, vaginal or penile skin that then allow the virus to be transmitted through seminal fluid when a man ejaculates into whichever of the two orifices is being used.

    23. Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by iluvcapra · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because, at the same time, we've been told HIV can't spread orally.

      Whenever someone says something really flat and sorta elliptical like "orally," we gotta get clear about this too -- HIV cannot be spread by kissing. It can be spread by oral sex however, and can be spread by mouth-to-mouth contact when other factors are in play.

      HIV exposure from dental work is actually a really common risk factor. In fact, the very first known case of iatrogenic HIV infection was from a dental office.

      It's generally accepted you can't get it from kissing, but kissing, eating food, eating raw food, eating bodily fluids, oral contact in the presence of bodily fluids, and oral contact associated with cuts or open sores -- for example, florid herpes -- are all really different vectors.

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    24. Re: Are we sure it is blood/meat contact? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Because there is not a single case of AIDS prior to 1959. Humans have been eating bushmeat for millions of years. Why did the disease cross over in 1959(AIDS-1) and 1960's(AIDS-2)?

      Ah, yes, 1959, the well known red-letter day when the first human stuck his genitals in a chimpanzee. Citation?

      The theory is that the intensive economic development of Africa, beginning at the start of the 20th century, created the only environment in which the nonvirulent SIV could make several animal-to-human transmissions, sustain itself and mutate in the human population, and then be communicated far enough to produce and epidemic. SIV didn't become HIV in the first jump, people had been getting exposed to SIV since antiquity; what was needed was for multiple people to get SIV, even non-virulent, poorly-transmissible SIV, and to very quickly pass it to a core group of dozens or hundreds of individuals, in which the virus would have a large enough group in which to mutate.

      Prostitution and bushmeat existed in Africa prior to 1900, but cities did not, and dense cities, motorized transportation, and large populations of transient workers passing from city to countryside and back seems to be the critical factor.

      [As to the implication of the question, I can only say that, like most "bad" things, conservatives tend to assume that there were no gay people prior to the 1960s. The conservative narrative about all social ills goes: "This thing didn't exist when I was a child, some weirdoes invented it around the time I came of age, and now we must defeat it in order to restore our culture to where it was when I was a child."

      If some controversial social issue became patent in 1983, like say the "GRID"/AIDS crisis, basically every social conservative who was older than 18 in 1983 will believe to their dying day that gay people didn't exist prior to when they were children (1970). Now that homosexuality and AIDS is a completely "out" issue, social conservatives who have turned 18 in the last 5-10 years couldn't care less about gays. Nowadays all these younger conservatives talk about is the leviathan state and taxes, and predictably, they tell the story that government has become radical, authoritarian and profligate in some way that's categorically different from the previous 100 years, and we must fight to bring the state back to some Schlaraffian fairy-land that existed in the 90s (and conveniently prior to 9/11).]

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  7. Re:The story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes
    Because random mutations happen, uh, at random
    See above.

  8. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    If I wanted to hear deluded rantings I'd go to the local nuthouse.

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  9. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 3, Informative

    but unless people were having sex with chimps,

    ... and ...

    Truth is nearly always stranger than fiction.

    Oh my ...

    The "vaccine cultured in simian livers" has been pretty much the accepted story for a couple of decades. No conspiracy theories necessary - just a desire to culture as much vaccine as possible in the shortest time possible without adequate funds to take (in retrospect) every reasonable precaution in an under-developed country.

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  10. bush meat? by AqD · · Score: 2

    Did they eat chimps for food?

    Or worse.... wait that's unthinkable!

  11. Re:The story by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, was there no monkey meat business before 1920s? Why did it make the jump only at that time?

    Globalization. The ease that the infected could move around is what spread the disease. The jumps likely happened before as well, but died out in the infected humans.

    How exactly does a virus change from a chimp version to a human version?

    What change? It's a simian virus. We are simians. You are requiring change when none is necessary. And it changed the same as the pig and bird flus.

  12. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're not trolling with that crackpot book as a recommendation then you should really get some help. From an actual professional mental health practitioner. You might even need meds.

  13. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

    Ever hear of Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is a natural cross species viral jump, and that is pretty much what probably happened.

  14. Re: The story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I'd call shagging monkeys mishandling bush meat.

  15. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Columcille · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "...but unless people were having sex with chimps..."

    Because the only way to transmit HIV is through sex? As the article itself notes (I know, in our fast-paced age, you cannot be expected to read an entire article), transmission likely happened through blood while eating the meat. Much more plausible.

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  16. Africa: Origin of Humanity's Worst Viri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think that'll sell as a welcome banner?

  17. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I wanted to hear deluded rantings I'd go to the local nuthouse.

    Well, you ARE on Slashdot...

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  18. Re:The story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like everyone else on slashdot, I didn't read the entire original paper, so I'm speculating, but...

    The virus probably did make the jump multiple times before, but it didn't spread because the people involved died quickly (not necessarily due to HIV, but due to the brutal nature of life in those places and times), and never made it into the metropolis that was Kinshasa (Leopoldville). Read 'King Leopold's Ghost' by Adam Hochschild to get an idea of how rough and brutal life was for the Africans in early 20'th Century Zaire/Belgian_Congo.

    As for the virus changing from a chimp version to a human version, that probably didn't take much doing. After all, we share perhaps 98 or 99% of the same genes. Initially I'll bet that the virus didn't reproduce very well in humans, but survival of the fittest (of the virus) would allow the strains better suited to survive and reproduce to become the more common strains that we see today.

  19. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by anagama · · Score: 1

    He doesn't even have to read the article, it's right in the summary ("handling infected bush meat").

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  20. Re:bush meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they ate chimps for money.

  21. Re:The story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We were always told that Africans shagged monkeys

    Who told you that? The KKK?

  22. How it really happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kinshasa Zoo had a female chimpanzee that went into heat and was causing all kinds of problems. The veterinarian concluded that she needed to have sex or she would stay in heat. But she was also indicating that she really wanted it with Jim, the guy who cleaned her cage.

    So the zoo keeper suggested to the vet that maybe Jim could take care of her. "Do you think he'd do it with a chimpanzee?" asked the vet

    "Well, maybe he'd do it for $200" suggested the keeper, "Let's ask him."

    They found Jim and explained the problem. Jim agreed, but with three conditions:

    "First, I'm not going to kiss her". The vet assured him that wasn't a problem, she wouldn't want to kiss

    "Second, if she gets pregnant I'm not responsible". Again the vet assured him that wouldn't happen.

    "For $200, right?". "Yes" said the keeper, "but what's the third condition?"

    "Okay, I'll do it. But Third - I can't give her the $200 until next payday"

  23. Re:bush meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, they ate humans for food too. And that unthinkable behavior your referring to is now quite popular. Still, it's a real ice breaker when you teach your kids bout the birds and the bees. See? Kids are very pragmatic and have no problem with homosexuality, but they are truly puzzled as to why a person would willingly commit suicide for such a silly act of depravity.

  24. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by ganjadude · · Score: 2, Funny

    bush-meat.... You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

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  25. Re: Doctor Mary's Monkey by HagbardCeline6909 · · Score: 0

    Edward Hoppers "The River" traces the early cases of AIDS and the early Polio vaccination efforts in Africa. His theory is the Chimpanzee livers used to culture the vaccines were infected with with Simian AIDS and transferred to Humans. http://www.amazon.com/The-Rive... The most interesting detail he brings forth is how the two main variations of come from different simians in different areas of Africa. AIDS type I comes from Chimpanzees and AIDS Type II comes from Sootey Mangabes. Yet both variations of AIDS both appeared in the early 1960's at the same time (AIDS Type I in 1959).

  26. Re: The story by HagbardCeline6909 · · Score: 2

    It's important to note tha Chimpanzees cannot swim and do not cross rivers.

  27. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonanonaon · · Score: 1

    transmission likely happened through blood while eating the meat. Much more plausible.

    As a species, we've been eating meat for a long, long time, and our digestive and immune systems have proven well-adapted to the preventing of cross-species viral contamination through that means.

    While I was certainly being flippant with my "sex with chimps" comment, the facts surrounding virology and the development of the polio vaccine provide an altogether more probable, (and indeed, measured) means of disease transmission.

    I strongly recommend people overcome their knee-jerk reactions and suspend judgment before exploring the linked information. People have nothing to lose and a whole lot to gain; it's not like I'm selling anything here. Just pointing at some interesting stuff.

    But do as you will.

  28. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Enough. We know most Slashdot commenters who think they’re super smart saw Contact back in the theaters. Enough Occam’s Razor. You’re probably a primate that caused the jump.

  29. 12 Monkeys by PPH · · Score: 0

    The list of cities was Philadelphia, San Francisco, New Orleans, Rio de Janeiro, Rome, Kinshasa, Karachi, Bangkock, Beijing.

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    1. Re:12 Monkeys by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      "I'm in insurance."

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  30. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by chill · · Score: 2

    Maybe our digestive ssytem has proven well adapted to that, but there are a lot of knives and cuts involved in the preparation of any meat.

    Blood contamination while butchering is a very plausible transmission mechanism. Especially in areas where there are no enforced health guidelines, much less proper sanitization.

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  31. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that prior to eating the meat, you have to conduct a very messy, very bloody task to first field dress and then prepare that meat, right? Contrary to what you might believe, meat does not magically appear on your plate in a pre-cooked state.

  32. Re:The story by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    How exactly does a virus change from a chimp version to a human version?

    The same way avian and swine viruses jump to humans: mutation.

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  33. Re: The story by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    And they have ships that travel thousands of miles?

  34. Re:The story by gnupun · · Score: 1

    but it didn't spread because the people involved died quickly (not necessarily due to HIV, but due to the brutal nature of life in those places and times),

    For this to be true, for millions of years, people infected with the chimp virus did not have sex with females and did not live in a village type community where they could spread the disease. Instead, they lived a harsh, secluded life, devoid of human contact before dying. Is that true?

  35. Re:The story by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Okay, was there no monkey meat business before 1920s? Why did it make the jump only at that time?

    Well, we don't know for sure that it made the jump only at that time, do we? It's just that the recent epidemics of one particular branch of retroviruses has been traced to this. But people started traveling more only recently, giving it more chance to spread. Perhaps there are bones somewhere in the jungle of someone who died from a related virus two centuries ago, only we haven't found them yet.

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  36. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most Slashdot commenters who think they’re super smart saw Contact back in the theaters

    But the ones that are supersmart read the book

  37. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by PapayaSF · · Score: 1

    As a species, we've been eating meat for a long, long time, and our digestive and immune systems have proven well-adapted to the preventing of cross-species viral contamination through that means.

    What was the dental hygiene like in Kinshasa in the 1920s? Might not there have been some people with gingivitis (bleeding gums) who ate some bushmeat that was a bit rare/bloody?

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  38. Re: The story by markass530 · · Score: 3, Informative
  39. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It says so in the summary: handling bush meat. What could that possibly mean other than a little monkey sex?

  40. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonanonaon · · Score: 0

    Cross-species transmission is achieved, as I understand things, when a virus has the opportunity to randomly mutate in such a fashion as allows it to match the receiving features on a host cell in another species. It takes billions of tries.

    The flu virus, for instance, is a result of fish/poultry/pig farming systems in Asia where millions of each animal are actively being fed each other's excrement. Thus, there exists a system which in fact offers those billions of tries with the naturally following results we observe today.

    A butcher contaminating himself with animal blood as a means of accepting a viable mutation is a much less likely lottery 'win'. -Not to even mention that we've been butchering animals for many thousands of years. It's not at all the new "A-ha!" as some here assume the story rests its case upon, and even despite that, the information linked above doesn't work at odds with this new research. All that article notes is that the conditions in the Kinshasa region were well suited to disease spread, and work was done to map this through the human population. The actual point of species jump is pure conjecture and wasn't the focus of the research itself.

    By contrast, the monkey viruses worked on by cancer researcher, Mary Sherman in the 60's, actually involved months of deliberate mutations and culturing of simian disease tissue with a linear particle accelerator provided by the war department in an effort to create effective cancer-causing viruses, and later, to attempt to mitigate problems caused by bad batches of the new polio vaccine.

    Coupled with the inadequacies and knowledge blank-spots in virology at the time, it seems unlikely that new diseases were not successfully introduced into the human populace.

    But seriously; people attempting to discuss this without first reviewing the information is not doing them any favors.

  41. Re:bush meat? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Monkeys for nothing, but the chimps are for free.

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  42. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by khallow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A butcher contaminating himself with animal blood as a means of accepting a viable mutation is a much less likely lottery 'win'.

    But people do win the lottery. And it's worth noting here that HIV crossed over numerous times some well before the 60s. It's not like it only happened once.

  43. Re:The story by kwyjibo87 · · Score: 2

    How exactly does a virus change from a chimp version to a human version?

    Long story short, it involves mutations in viral proteins that are responsible for counter-acting anti-viral proteins (termed restriction factors) in human cells, that differ slightly from the chimpanzee versions due to an ongoing genetic arms race between the host proteins that block viral infections, and the viral factors that counter-act them to retain virus infectivity. There are also changes in the viral envelope proteins to help evade adaptive immune responses (recognition by immune cells and antibodies)

  44. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    In fact I know a guy who works as a butcher. He got badly sick at one point from exposure to blood from a butchered animal. Not sure if it happened because he had an open wound. It does seem to be an occupational hazard for butchers.

  45. Re:The story by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    HIV is a mutated version of a chimpanzee virus, ... which probably made the species-jump through contact with infected blood while handling bush meat.

    Okay, was there no monkey meat business before 1920s? Why did it make the jump only at that time? How exactly does a virus change from a chimp version to a human version?

    It made the jump because of the large local population, fed by modern transportation systems. Previously it hadn't been possible to support a million people in such a small area.

  46. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a species, we've been eating meat for a long, long time, and our digestive and immune systems have proven well-adapted to the preventing of cross-species viral contamination through that means.

    Which is why ebola and a whole bunch of other tropical diseases keep popping up out of no where and gets traced back to animal reservoirs and transmission via processing and eating bushmeat? You act like it should be some rare occurrence, but regardless of what you think should be unlikely, it has been demonstrated to have happened quite often with a variety of diseases. At this point saying it was it was unlikely with HIV is a less "probable" explanation that HIV is special and didn't act like a lot of diseases.

  47. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonanonaon · · Score: 0

    But people do win the lottery. And it's worth noting here that HIV crossed over numerous times some well before the 60s. It's not like it only happened once.

    That's an interesting point. Apparently the first confirmed case of HIV-1 was in 1959, and it was from this archival sample they drew their comparative analysis, which is actually right in the operative time frame when virus researchers in the West and the U.S.S.R. were tinkering with simian diseases. The use of the linear particle accelerator for purposeful mutation experiments toward this end began in the fifties.

    The race among some of those parties was the creation of deployable bio-weapons, and third world populations would have been seen as the perfect test beds for such endeavors. There are certainly factions within the government which hold a dim view on the value of life, particularly those of us with dark skin. (Heck, even today in our *ahem* enlightened times, a quick look through the postings in this thread are enough to remind us that racism is alive and well).

    But it appears that Slashdot's current owners and their "new and improved" moderation system and posting restrictions have either buried or scattered my various comments thus far, rendering meaningful discussion difficult at best, so I'm not sure there's much point in further pursuing this.

    I miss the times when venturing open discussion on unpopular subjects here was only subject to verbal abuse.

    sigh. The good ol' days. :)

  48. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    Sorry, kid. Contact wasn't published (I read the book, didn't see the movie) until I was graduating High School. I knew what Occam's Razor was long before that.

  49. species-jump by HughJazz · · Score: 0

    "which probably made the species-jump through contact with infected blood while handling bush meat"

    There is of course another, rather unholy, possibility for the cross-species jump.

  50. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 0

    ...Transmission likely happened through blood while eating the meat. Much more plausible.

    Is eating freshly killed monkey without even cooking it a thing? I thought the AIDS virus died pretty quickly when exposed to air. Sounds like you'd have to be a pretty nasty individual to catch AIDS or HIV that way.

  51. Re:The story by ultranova · · Score: 2

    Okay, was there no monkey meat business before 1920s? Why did it make the jump only at that time? How exactly does a virus change from a chimp version to a human version?

    AFAIK the virus can jump species anytime, but a newly jumped version is so badly adapted to its new host that human immune system suppresses it in a few weeks. However, if the virus just happens to jump to a new host in that time, the battle starts from scratch there. Immune response takes time, so if there's a steady stream of new victims the virus can stay one step ahead - and all the time it's evolving and adapting, until you get to modern-day AIDS.

    Enter King Leopold II of Belgium, under who's authority Congo Free State was an ideal hellhole for a new and exciting disease to get all the hosts it could possibly need to mature into a pandemic. So this is yet another modern-day problem that can be laid at the feet of colonialism.

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  52. Eye Witness Accounts ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1920 was not that long ago - less than 100 years. Are there any eye witnesses who can report encountering someone who died of a mysterious wasting disease?

  53. Re: Doctor Mary's Monkey by Zeromous · · Score: 1

    observance of Occams razor is traditional on slashdot. It'like you have this car that you love and every time you see it you run your hand up it from end to front.

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  54. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by anagama · · Score: 1

    Oh my ... I hadn't even considered the double entendre!

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  55. Re: The story by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

    Cannot may not be the right word, but your article supports the idea that they do not make a habit of swimming, which was the fundamental point.

    Great apes are not known for their swimming ability, and there have been cases of them drowning in zoos that use water moats to confine them.

    Both the apes studied had been raised and cared for by humans in the U.S.

  56. Lies spread by gay activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not Catholic; I disagree with many things they believe, but this posting of yours was extremely dishonest. This is the sort of extreme dishonest Catholic-bashing that activists in groups like ActUp used to use while invading their churches with protest banners and baskets full of condoms.

    NOBODY on the so-called "religious right" who was of ANY note ever claimed AIDS only affected homosexuals or that "condoms cause AIDS". What you have donw is what propagandists ALWAYS do: take a set of beliefs or statements completely out of context, stripping away all related words that made them valid and then present them in an isolated way that makes them seem completely insane. This is like some critic of Al Gore watching him saying CO2 causes global warming in one context, and at another time saying global warming causes species to die-off, and at another time and context saying that species dying is a normal part of evolution, and then running to the internet to type "Al Gore says that when Angel Merkel speaks she is causing the people of Brazil to mutate into space aliens!"

    What some people on the so-called "religious right" and some Catholics said that you were twisting were the following things (and even I am being too imprecise here but I do not feel like writing a novel in this posting):

    1. Sexual relations outside of traditional marriage place you at higher risk of sexual diseases. This is a fact even the CDC and NIH agree with, not out of bigotry but simple statistics (people who only ever have sex with one partner who is equally faithful are less likely to get and spread ANY sexual disease than people with multiple "parrtners" whether they are in parallel or serial relationships). Oh, and monogamous homosexual relationships are not as safe as monogamous hetero relationships (could be for various cultural reasons, or various biological reasons, or a mix).

    2. Homosexual males are more likely than other groups to get and pass sexually-transmitted (of all types, not just HIV/AIDS) diseases. This is a documented fact which the CDC and NIH also agree with and have studied many times. One can attempt to formulate many reasons for this, but its probably sufficient to ascribe this to the idea that people who are "risk takers" and willing to do things "outside the societal norms" are more-likely than others to engage in risker combinations of riskier activities and more frequently than others.

    3. Catholics, who have long had a fixation on ALL forms of birth control, have long worried that condoms encourage people to be more willing to engage in sexual activity outside of traditional marriage. There's plenty of evidence for this effect in MANY fields of human activity; when you give people a level of protection to enable them to feel safer doing things they consider risky and would therefore otherwise not do, they recalibrate their risk tolerance and are more willing to do these things. There are some good arguments that SOME people (particularly teenagers with brains that are not yet fully-mature) are going to take the risks anyway and thus the protection saves lives. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle and there's probably no ethical way to actually test these arguments and figure out which option truly saves more lives in the real world rather than on paper

    To smash these three things together and say, essentially, "those whacky religious people are so stupid they think condoms cause AIDS and only gays get AIDS" is so insane it is breath-taking; it's an absolute inversion of the truth. Oh, and had the public listened to the Catholics on this subject (and, again, I am NOT Catholic) the AIDS crisis would have burned-out in the US a quarter century ago and no typical young person today in the US would be at risk of AIDS, or indeed many other sexually-transmitted diseases. Instead, in the 80's and 90's we listened to the super-intelligent non-religious "authorites" and now there are AIDS sufferers in every city, we've spent many BILLIONS of dollars fighting the AIDS battles,

  57. Re:The story by Cutterman · · Score: 1

    Many years ago, relatively few people in Africa.
    Few domesticated animals. Bushmeat normal part of diet.
    Colonisation/"civilisation" - less deaths from disease/tribal wars.
    More domestivated animals - more food - more Africans
    Bushmeat relegated to occasional traditional treat.
    Population rises, colonialists leave.
    Medicine stays, governments collapse, foreign aid - more Africans
    Not enough meat from domesticated animals - bushmeat consumption rises again
    Now routine - first large wildlife declines, then small.
    Eventually all the bushmeat is gone - anything larger than a mouse
    World gets bored with endless foreign aid to despots
    Most indigenous wildlife extinct - jungle very quiet.
    Africans start eating each other.

    Oh wait....

  58. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonanonaon · · Score: 0

    Ever hear of Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is a natural cross species viral jump, and that is pretty much what probably happened.

    I've always thought that Occam's Razor was a sophistic toy for egocentric people of limited knowledge. "Simple" is relative to the observer.

    Observers of limited knowledge are going to be limited in what they understand to be likely. (Put bluntly, Stupid Observers make Stupid Observations), --Seriously; which hypothesis requires more leaps of faith:

    That scientists created a disease, or that a disease hopped from monkey to human on its own?

    For the first one, we have intent, means and opportunity, (as well as admission, material proof and paperwork). But for the second option.., all we have is conjecture.

    But if you go by popular myth, with the largest show of hands and the loudest media windbags, then I can see how you might truly think that virus hopping is more likely than something we actually know happens.

    Thus, Occam's Razor is utterly useless for actually working things out. I've seen a lot of people use it to fortify some really stupid ideas because they simply don't know enough to conceive anything which might exist outside their limited understanding of the world. Really, Occam's Razor is more an IQ/personality test.

  59. sounds like a plot for a movie. by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    ::couhcoughOutbreakcoughcough::

    So sorry, a bit Dustin Hoffman in here, setting my throat off.

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  60. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I first heard of it in connection with the Occam programming language

  61. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "transmission likely happened through blood while eating the meat. Much more plausible.

    Given the way niggers screw anything that moves I wouldn't say more plausible. It's how they got ebola too.

  62. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that prior to eating the meat, you have to conduct a very messy, very bloody task to first field dress and then prepare that meat, right? Contrary to what you might believe, meat does not magically appear on your plate in a pre-cooked state.

    What do you think I am - stupid, I've seen it come out of mom's freezer many times

  63. Re: The story by ilguido · · Score: 1

    That proves little to nothing. The reason why chimps (and gorillas) are thought to be unable to swim is their buoyancy: a young captive orangutan in a swimming pool is really an extreme case. Factors like water temperature, density and viscosity, not to mention size, depth and shape of the pool (which usually reduce turbulence and waves) compared to a real life river, alongside the fact that captive animals have typically a higher body fat percentage than wild animals (that is they're much less dense) can determine the success or failure of such a test. They should have taken a dozen chimps, thrown them in a muddy river and then see how may survived.

  64. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by killkillkill · · Score: 1
    So, then you know that Occam's Razor is not about finding truth, but rather making timely decisions on limited information to statistically come out ahead in the long run. If you don't need to make those decisions and have plenty of time to collect more information and discuss further Occam's Razor DOES NOT APPLY.

    If you are not deciding how to act in a geopolitical event or deciding major financial positions to take, you're probably only using Occam's Razor to shut down and censor other ideas.

    In the case of the nutjob that linked AIDS, the polio vaccine, and Occam's Razor-- He should be shut down and censored, but just laugh at him and call him a twit.

  65. I've been jealous and angry, never murdered by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I've been jealous and I've been angry, but I've never killed anyone. Just because you have a feeling doesn't mean you have to do whatever comes into your head. I've thought "I'd like to fuck her" and "I'd like to punch him in the mouth", and chose to do neither. Reptiles may not have the ability to make such decisions, but mammals do.

  66. aids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard that AIDS was a manufactured virus to kill off the african population. I believe it.

  67. so once again I ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who butt-fucked a monkey?

  68. Re:The story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you don't think at least one twisted, white missionary wasn't screwing or eating someone or something it shouldn't have been, you understand neither virology nor missionaries.

  69. Clearly some leftwinger hates the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing in that post is wrong, but somebody with hurt feelings down-modded it with no contrary info.

  70. Of course the authors never read... by TheRealLifeboy · · Score: 1

    Dr Mary's Monkey, did they?

  71. Re:Doctor Mary's Monkey by Sciath · · Score: 1

    I question the validity of your assertion our digestive and immune systems are well adapted to viral cross-species transmission. That may be somewhat correct when it comes to bacterial infections but not necessarily viral infections. For example, if it were not for yearly vaccinations against the flu, we'd have yearly widespread flu epidemics. That flu mutates every year from pigs in Asia, China in particular. That's merely one example. Ebola is another. The more a micro-organism is exposed to various environments (immune/defense) systems, the greater the evolutionary pressure for it to mutate. Resulting in more virulent and more cross species adaptation. Epidemiologists know that. But they are also aware they need to quell mass panic. They become politicians. They will essentially say just about anything to maintain civil law and order. But from a scientific viewpoint, they also realize (in fact the spokesman for the CDC in the past two days acknowledged) that mutations are practically impossible to guard against. It is only after a new breed of infection has emerged can they take any action (by identifying the new strain via DNA sequencing). In other words, civilization is ALWAYS playing catchup to bacterial and viral mutations. As a result, epidemics can emerge and propagate well before they are discovered. Just like the guy in Texas (traveler from Liberia) who went to the hospital and was sent home only to come back a week later only sicker. Why? Medical staff didn't take his illness seriously, the initial symptoms mimicked cold or flu, and it was not considered a threat in the U.S. In the interim a significant number of people were exposed. Granted, the U.S. feels they have the resources to address such things. That's assuming though the infection has a relatively long incubation period (as with Ebola). But that is just luck. A virus could infect and make carriers infective within hours with no significant physical symptoms. In which case an epidemic could spread well before being discovered.

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  72. Re:Actually, all the AIDS deniers I ever saw were by BalthCat · · Score: 1

    Paranoia and conspiracy accusations are EXACTLY what I see present in "critics of climate change hyperbole".

  73. Dicks do not belong in butts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Luckily there's AIDS to punish those who don't feel the same way.

  74. Re: Thanks, Niggers... by Talderas · · Score: 1

    Bieber is Canadian.

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