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Pentagon Unveils Plan For Military's Response To Climate Change

An anonymous reader writes Rising sea levels and other effects of climate change will create major problems for America's military, including more and worse natural disasters and food and water shortages that could fuel disputes around the world, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel said Monday. From the article: "The Pentagon's 2014 Climate Change Adaptation Roadmap (PDF) describes how global warming will bring new demands on the military. Among the report's conclusions: Coastal military installations that are vulnerable to flooding will need to be altered; humanitarian assistance missions will be more frequent in the face of more intense natural disasters; weapons and other critical military equipment will need to work under more severe weather conditions. 'This road map shows how we are identifying — with tangible and specific metrics, and using the best available science — the effects of climate change on the department's missions and responsibilities,' Hagel said. 'Drawing on these assessments, we will integrate climate change considerations into our planning, operations, and training.'"

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  1. I wonder who they are going to bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because of climate change.
    World of possibilities.

  2. Climate change is degrading the military by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    Now please raise the defense budget 12% per year, so that we may relocate naval bases to higher ground and do more maintenance on equipment damaged by severe weather.

    Signed,
    Colonel Trout

    1. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here in the real world, the Secretary of Defense is proposing budget cuts.

      http://www.cbsnews.com/news/defense-secretary-chuck-hagel-to-recommend-deep-budget-cuts-targeting-pay-benefits/

    2. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

      Here in the real world, the Secretary of Defense is proposing budget cuts.

      The DoD has two problems:
      1. The sequester
      2. Wildly over-budget acquisition programs for the F-35, the Littoral Combat Ship, IT efforts, and a bunch of other stuff

      There's also the issue of the Navy buying a large number of submarines it doesn't have the money to pay for, despite the submarines coming in under budget.

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    3. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm hoping he's talking about senior staff and not your average servicemen.

      The military has become a revolving door between a fleet of very well paid desk generals and the contractors they "consult" with. An institutional giant pile of pork and graft first, and a national defense institution second.

      You start to wonder what's going on when the pentagon has to budget for golf courses. Yes. Golf courses paid for and maintained with US tax dollars. And there are more than a hundred of them (Not an exaggeration). Nobody knows the real number because, I shit you not, the actual number is classified. This is what happens when you don't have effective oversight.

    4. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Those golf courses are maintained by greens fees, not taxpayer money.

    5. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by daveschroeder · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always hear this argument for Federal Government enterprises.

      The USPostalService doesn't use one bit of taxpayers money for its Operating Budget. Of course, the arguer forgets that the USPS has, in the past, present and future, a capital budget and all of that is paid with the taxpayers money. And, the requests that the USPS made each and every year for a fleet of cargo aircraft to carry packages in order to compete with FedEx and UPS. Oh, don't forget the lack of license plates on a USPS vehicle--the USPS is riding on the local roads and not paying taxes--they are exempt. It goes on an on.

      The same goes for the TVA--Tennessee Valley Authority. The land, dams, etc. were paid for with taxpayers money. They might be able to make payroll but they cannot and will not pay for all the capital resources the USA Federal Government gave the TVA.

      These Federal Government Golf Course are just the same. Land purchased and developed with taxpayers money. At the military Golf Courses, Federal Employees--mostly military employees do the work. Who pays these people? You guessed it--the taxpayers.

    7. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Uh... just no. The people who pay those greens fees are paid by the taxpayer. So it's not just guesswork or theoretical. Taxpayer money really does pay for the golf courses.

    8. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      Are you proposing restrictions on what military personal can do with their wages?

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    9. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You mean where top officials meet and golf aren't published? gee, shocking.

      Almost like they don't want people to be attacked while in an open field playing golf.

      If they are classified, then how the fuck do you know it's over 100?

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    10. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Congrats. This is the dumbest comment I've seen all week. And there are a lot of really dumb comments on this site.

    11. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by OneAhead · · Score: 2

      *facepalm* Wow, looks like you succeeded to submit a 31-words post before your brain had the chance to spend a single cycle thinking about what you were writing. You must either be a very fast typer, or a very slow thinker.

    12. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it its funded by AAFEES, which is funded by persons with military I. D. that shop there, which are funded by titles in the U.S. code. So I guess that is correct the money souce is the U.S. government.

    13. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      No. I was just pointing out a technical detail.

      While in general I agree that people should be able to do what they want with their wages, my view on that is tempered somewhat when it comes to public employees.

      Look at what happened in Wisconsin: teachers (public employees) were required to join the union. (I.e., all union dues were ultimately paid for by taxpayers.) The union, in turn, required members to get their insurance via WEAC, which was owned by the teacher's union. Union dues and insurance premiums to WEAC were then used to lobby the legislature to perpetuate this lock-in, resulting in increased costs which in turn were again paid by the public.

      In effect, the teacher's union was using public money to lobby the state Congress to spend more public money, for the benefit of a select group of public employees.

      The public's money was used against the public's own interest. If that's not just damned near the definition of unethical, I don't know what is.

    14. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like you to argue by splitting hairs Jane. Serious comment, not a troll. Well, not *intended* as a troll anyway.

    15. Re:Climate change is degrading the military by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Let's get this straight: you're so rabidly anti-public-spending that you're willing to trample all over article 23 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights for it? (And no, the USA is not exempt.) It makes me sad that a supposedly intelligent person can seriously suggest things like this, and makes me fear for the future of American democracy. What ever happened to "freedom"? Does that only count when it comes to guns?

  3. Re:For everything there is a season by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can we get through Ebola, first, and then worry about...

    The government should be able to multi-task more than one problem at a time, yes?

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  4. Systems perpetuate themselves by under_score · · Score: 0, Troll

    The military has a huge budget. Why not re-direct some of that to climate change reduction efforts? Solve the problem not the symptoms. Maybe it's because climate change is just another reason to grow budgets, grab more money... and perpetuate the system itself.

    1. Re: Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I'm sure it's all a global conspiracy because some guy on the internet said it with oozing bias. Them evil librul scientists!

    2. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because it's already too late. Even if we stopped CO2 production entirely, today, all of this stuff would still happen. The CO2 we're producing today is just compounding the problem for our grand children. Short of discovering cold fusion tomorrow and mass producing small devices with unlimited power that could change the CO2 back into a solid, we're screwed.

    3. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Maybe it's because climate change is just another reason to grow budgets, grab more money... and perpetuate the system itself.

      Goddamn liberal military!

    4. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Maybe becasue the people calling the shots are heavily invested in the military-industrial complex and/or the fossil fuel industry? Meanwhile investing in disruptive technologies is far less profitable - you always run the risk of some upstart with an even better idea stealing the market out from under you. Just becasue the threat of anthropogenic climate change is unqustionably real doesn't mean those in power won't just use it as an excuse to further consolidate power. In fact that's one of the biggest problems we're facing in actually fixing the problem - the folks we hired to deal with national-level problems are instead simply using it to jockey for political power without any real attempts to fix it.

      It's not like a realistic fix to climate change is technically difficult. Possibly the simplest solution would be to simply implement a carbon tax charged to anyone selling fossil fuels, the procededs of which would be regularly redistributed equally to the population. Most people see no net change in their expenses, and everyone has a financial incentive to move away from carbon energy. (obviously we'd also need carbon tarrifs on imported goods if we don't want to just export the problem along with out remaining industry)

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    5. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Would you prefer advice on escapist fantasy or birth control? I can provide either.

    6. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      They certainly are reluctant about it at times; but the military has the convenient 'reality is what shoots you even when you try to pretend it isn't there' incentive to remain members of the reality-based-community.

    7. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Immerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's still some debate as to *how* screwed we are though. Global climate is changing, but if we stopped emitting CO2 within the next couple decades there's still a chance that the change would be short-lived and once the excess carbon has been absorbed, in a century or so, things will be back to "normal" without any further effort on our part. The problem is that the system is bistable, and once we cross the tipping point the positive feedback loops will dump the massive ecological stores of CO2 into the atmosphere, completely dwarfing our own small contributions. Just as has happened in all the previous major warm spells in the planet's history when unrelated events caused warming beyond the tipping point. Once we cross that tipping point then trying to reduce our own CO2 emissions is pointless - the only options are to simply adapt to a much warmer world, or engage in massive, risky geoengineering projects. Getting off fossil fuels would still be a good idea for reasons of pollution and geopolitics, but wouldn't amount to a fart in a hurricane where global warming is concerned.

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    8. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Gliscameria · · Score: 1

      Climate change is inevitable, but the main reason that it's so damaging is because we have large static cities. Nature isn't static. We need to learn now that if we plan on having permanent settlements that they will have to bend with nature. Like it or not, our coastal cities cannot exist as they are now for much longer. Climate change right now might be a good thing, because we're not to a point where the cities are so huge that abandoning them is impossible. I just hope we realize, that at least for the time being, we don't win against nature on these things.

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    9. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

      Try and keep up, would ya...
      http://tech.slashdot.org/story...

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    10. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And debate on the causes... Though folks are trying to quash debate, much like the catholic church did to Galileo. It happens frequently https://www.uow.edu.au/~bmartin/pubs/99rsppp.html

    11. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

      Cities with plumbing are bad? We should just all be squatting in the bush, that will show climate change who's boss! http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/20/...

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    12. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Immerman · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, the fact that CO2 is a potent greenhouse gas is well established and easily tested. And fact that humans are responsible for the increasing atmospheric CO2 levels is likewise pretty thoroughly established: levels are increasing at a rate of about 60% of human CO2 emissions, and carbon isotope ratios are shifting to more closely match those in fossil carbon reserves at a similar rate.

      Meanwhile alternate sources of warming have pretty thoroughly been ruled out where the current crisis is concerned. There are several theories as to causes for global thermal fluctuations, some more firmly supported by evidence than others, but NONE of them can explain the anomalous heating of the last several decades - solar output has not increased. Nor has cosmic ray incidence, nor any other explanations. Many of those theories seem solid and greatly improve our models of historic climate shifts, they just can't explain the recent sudden surge in global temperatures, because the forcing factors they postulate haven't actually changed recently.

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    13. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if we've already knocked down one shelf of expensive glassware by doing something stupid, most people would think it's a good idea to stop doing that stupid thing and knocking down all the rest of them as well. The more CO2 gets dumped, the more expensive, painful and difficult trying to treat the symptoms will become. More importantly, the higher the risk of a black-swan event like a massive methane blowout in Siberia or Alaska, or arctic meltdown causing the surface gulf stream to shut down and freeze Europe to death that winter.

      Price tags proposed for various climate response efforts run into the billions or tens of billions or hundreds of billions. It seems awfully expensive, until you realize that the Bush administration and its supporters saw no problem with pouring MULTIPLE TRILLIONS of dollars of the United State's labor and capital into a mesopotamian desert, never to be seen again. Just think about that amount of resources. If President Obama came to you and said "how would you like to ring up a trillion dollar on the credit card"... let's build two hundred large, new, nuclear power plants and mothball four hundred coal plants. Let's fix the air quality problem in America's cities by simply buying every car older than model year 2006 and replacing it with a 2013 that emits effectively zero smog, no questions asked. Let's repair/revamp all of the roads, rails, bridges, subways and busses in the entire country. Let's invent and deploy a battery that's 10x better and develop a working fusion power plant. That's the scale of what we could've done with a trillion dollars - but anyone who suggested any government project of such magnitude would be burnt at the stake politically. By the exact same fuckheads who were happy to spend it on playing the world's most expensive game of Risk in Iraq. And those exact same people will be calling for heads to roll because Someone didn't Do Something About It mid century when climate change becomes ugly.

      Sometimes I don't think humanity deserves to live.

    14. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Capsaicin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Though folks are trying to quash debate, much like the catholic church did to Galileo.

      Yes, a state Attorney-General conducting an inquisition in an attempt to silence a prominent climate scientist is very much like what the Church did to Galileo.

      And debate on the causes...

      Seriously?! The causes are fairly well understood. If you can cite anything from the last 5 years which debates the causes please do (it goes without saying, I trust, that "cite" means a citation to a paper published in a recognised scholarly journal).

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    15. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      escapist fantasy please!

    16. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's because climate change is just another reason to grow budgets, grab more money... and perpetuate the system itself.

      More likely it's because the military, along with most other responsible adults, do not have the luxury of living in fantasy land.

    17. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      And debate on the causes...

      The only people who still want to debate the causes are those who are motivated to disbelieve in human causes. The scientific community has largely moved beyond that are of argument.

    18. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by riverat1 · · Score: 0

      Climate change is inevitable, but the main reason that it's so damaging is because we have large static cities. Nature isn't static. We need to learn now that if we plan on having permanent settlements that they will have to bend with nature. Like it or not, our coastal cities cannot exist as they are now for much longer.

      If you're going to take that attitude then you'd better plan for around 300 feet of sea level rise because that's how much there will be if all of the ice in the world melts plus adding in the steric effects of ocean warming.

    19. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by russotto · · Score: 1

      Global climate is changing, but if we stopped emitting CO2 within the next couple decades there's still a chance that the change would be short-lived and once the excess carbon has been absorbed

      But the survivors wouldn't really give a shit, and anyway after civilization collapsed they'd go right back to burning wood and coal.

      Civilization runs on energy, and stopping all CO2-producing sources would result in the collapse of civilization.

    20. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Correction - stopping all energy-producing sources would be the end of civilization. Sure, if we're talking about doing this tomorrow we've got a problem - but if we got serious we could do it in a decade without trouble for a lot less than we're spending on the military, (and probably with a much better effect on geopolitical stability) - we already have plenty of alternatives. Complementary renewables wherever possible, and nuclear elsewhere. If we'd just return to reprocessing spent fuel like we did before advances in uranium mining made it economically inviable the waste would be anon-issue. Safely storing waste for a century or two is a bit of a challenge, but nothing like trying to store it for tens of millenia as is required with the current lunacy of burying fertile fuel alongside the waste so that fresh waste will continue to be produced almost indefinitely.

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    21. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      small devices with unlimited power that could change the CO2 back into a solid, we're screwed.

      They're called trees.

    22. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I have not. I suspect though that they will be phased in over several years for existing facilities, as is the norm for most any new regulation. And if it stops new coal plants from being constructed, so much the better - INCREASING our dependency on coal by building even more obsolete power plants is exactly the wrong thing to be doing - those resources should be spent on making new renewable or nuclear power plants that actually have a future.

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    23. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by MacDork · · Score: 1

      Because it's already too late. Even if we stopped CO2 production entirely, today, all of this stuff would still happen.

      Got any proof of that? Last I checked, there were metric fucktons of CO2 disappearing into unknown sinks. If "the real climate scientists" can't even tell us where all the CO2 is going, how do you know it's too late for remediation efforts?

    24. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      birth control is escapist fantasy.

    25. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      if we got serious we could do it in a decade without trouble

      I agree - and actually since the economy is demand constrained, shifting energy sources will be expansionary.

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    26. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      we don't win against nature on these things.

      Tell it to the Dutch.

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    27. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Short of discovering cold fusion tomorrow and mass producing small devices with unlimited power that could change the CO2 back into a solid, we're screwed.

      You wood think we wood have other means of trapping CO2 by now.

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    28. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      birth control is escapist fantasy.

      Tell that to basically anywhere in the first world... Unfortunately, despite our best efforts, countries seem to go through a generation or two where modern sanitation and medicine have kicked in; but modern prophylaxis hasn't, which goes really badly; but once you get past that, results have been excellent the world over.

    29. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by gtall · · Score: 2

      Apparently you didn't get the memo from the U.S. Navy which intends to be free of non-renewable energy sometime in the 2020s (discounting nuclear). So this is some conspiracy you've manufactured.

    30. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but NONE of them can explain the anomalous heating of the last several decades

      The same way as NONE of those models that we verify explanations using predicted, or can explain, the anomalous pause in greenhouse-effected warming over the last 18 years.

      That tells us that our explanations are faulty. If, which is the key issue at stake, we are to adhere to the scientific method.

    31. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be perfectly clear, the cause is not up for debate.
      The cause is humanity.
      Period.

      We dump over 40 billion tons into the atmospehre every. single. year.
      No, its not hte natural cycle (the natural CO2 cycle is nuetral).
      No, its not volcanoes (30million tons yearly).
      No, its not the sun (currently in solar minimum).

      The cause is humanity.
      Period.

    32. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Trees are carbon neutral, and have been since after the Carboniferous era. During the Carboniferous trees did not rot because the critters that cause them to rot had not evolved.

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    33. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Burning trees from managed forests is nearly carbon neutral (carbon lean, actually). Forrests that aren't harvested are carbon sinks.
         

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    34. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Zynder · · Score: 1

      You say "POTUS Obama" like it's a bad thing.

    35. Re:Systems perpetuate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dutch didn't win shit. They've never stopped fighting. They have to continually rebuild their dikes and pump excess water much like New Orleans did (does? does anyone even live in the lower district anymore?). You cannot win against nature, you can only hold it off for awhile.

  5. Re:Just an excuse.. by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

    The DOD has put a lot of effort into fuel efficiency and renewable energy. You have no idea what you're talking about.

  6. Re:Just an excuse.. by Immerman · · Score: 1

    So who wants to bet against the powers that be choosing to increase military spending rather than spend a fraction as much actually breaking our addiction to fossil fuels? Anybody? Aww, come on, I've got all this money just burning a hole in my pocket, I'll give you good odds..

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  7. No plan for ISIS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ...but plans for climate change. The neutering of America's military is complete. Thank you John Kerry.

  8. I can think of a few priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The US runs tons of military operations out of areas incredibly vulnerable to sea level change. Of course there are the ports on the East and West Coast to think about, but what about all those airfields in the Pacific?

  9. Long story short ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... we'll need more money.

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  10. SubjectsInCommentsAreStupid by lesincompetent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If i recall correctly, similar reasoning was adopted by Mr. Homer J. Simpson while addressing his car's engine issue as he proceeded to string a strip of duct tape over the blinking warning light.

  11. Re:For everything there is a season by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is, the government is not doing what it can do, because it is afraid of offending people in a world where Political Correctness is going to kill millions.

    Ebola is easy to stop. We have oceans to protect us. All we need to do is stop allowing the 25,000 VISAS from affected countries from being used to gain entry. But t hat is too politically incorrect, so instead we're going to infect our troops by building hospitals there. Don't tell me that it is "low risk", because that is what they said in Dallas. And one million dollars for the first patent later we having stopped anything.

    Here is an idea, lets use Military to kill people and break things, and if we can't stomach that, bring them home. That is what they do.

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  12. Re:For everything there is a season by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ebola is easy to stop. We have oceans to protect us. All we need to do is stop allowing the 25,000 VISAS from affected countries from being used to gain entry.

    1. Person from Ebola Land travels to Europe or some other non-US country, and exposes a person who is not from Ebola Land, who then travels home to the US.

    2. US citizen travels to and from Ebola Land.

    There are many different ways that Ebola can reach out and touch people who are not from Ebola Land, shutting down foreign visas is not the solution.

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  13. Trillions for war by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Pennies for food and shelter infrastructure. How many desalination plants can be built and operated for decades with the money that will go down this sewer? If there's going to be so much wind and rain, and sun(!), we should learn to harvest it. But it won't happen while we continue to vote for charming psychopaths.

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    1. Re:Trillions for war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I don't understand though.

      If they were to fund energy generation and stuff like that, it would lead to glorious new power sources, efficiencies and storage.
      Eventually it would lead to space mining with ease instead of the slow process we are going through now.
      You want to know what that leads to?

      AWESOME SPACE BATTLES, that's that it leads to.
      Do these people have something against fun space battles? Don't they want to be space pirates?
      Battles are automatically always better when you add space in to the equation.
      Plus then they could actually get to use those nukes they are so itching to play with.

    2. Re:Trillions for war by gtall · · Score: 1

      Why spend money on mathematics research? We should put it all into food and shelter. Why spend money on airline regulation? We should put it all into food and shelter. Why spend money on bank regulation? We should put it all into food and shelter. Why spend money on infection diseases and cancer? We should put it all into food and shelter. Why spend money keeping the Islamo-Fascists from creating their nuclear-armed state (discounting the one they already have in Pakistan)? We should put it all into food and shelter.

      Sense any direction here?

    3. Re:Trillions for war by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      no

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  14. US Military Uses Oil Like a Smaller Country by rolfwind · · Score: 2

    US Military could count as it's own country in oil usage. They also do a fair bit with reusable energy:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N...

    And I know several other projects. But for Military readiness, it would be nice if they put a few billion more into supporting something like algae biodiesel or fusion and a few billion less into one more aircraft carrier (correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the current fleet has around 11, more than the rest of the world combined?)

    Off the top of my head, America's strategic reserve can cover fuel use for 60 days. However, since the biggest threat to America isn't any type of invasion force (no viable one exists), it would likely be economic and since the days of Hurricane Katrina, we've been shown to be unable to cope with peoples' extended needs.

    So the Leadership's strategy should be to wean the country off of it's most dire dependencies. It should almost be the military's strategy as it would only positively effect them, but that runs counter to global force projection and stamping out the latest fires around the world.

    1. Re:US Military Uses Oil Like a Smaller Country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      your #'s are out of date. The Usa is a net exporter of oil now.

    2. Re:US Military Uses Oil Like a Smaller Country by timeOday · · Score: 2
      Oh, you mean like this?

      Legislation in both chambers of Congress would limit the Department of Defense's ability to buy alternative fuels, reflecting congressional Republicans' criticism of Pentagon efforts to green the military.

      A $554 billion defense spending bill approved by the House earlier this month would limit DOD's ability to produce or procure biofuels if the cost exceeds the price of traditional fossil fuel.

      Oh, you mean the opposite of that.

      But seriously, as the other response said, the glut of oil from new extraction technology is pretty much the death knell for any serious efforts at diversifying the energy supply. Or, I guess, heading off global warming, although I think coal is the #1 problem there - coal is so cheap and unlimited and irresistible and deadly, it's like a free cigarette vending machine at the Jr High.

    3. Re:US Military Uses Oil Like a Smaller Country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fracking wells are short lived. It's a blip on the screen and then back to the previous trend.

      http://www.city.ac.uk/news/2013/aug/city-perspectives-fracking-a-very-short-lived-revolution

    4. Re:US Military Uses Oil Like a Smaller Country by confused+one · · Score: 2

      we're building more aircraft carriers because they have to be replaced. Enterprise was just retired after 50 years and is being decommissioned. The Kitty Hawk class are all retired now. Nimitz is 42 years old -- yes, its keel was laid in 1968 and it entered service in 1972. It takes 4-5 years to build one of these floating cities. There may be 10 of them (not counting Enterprise and Ford); but, one is usually in the yard being refit (15 year overhaul cycle -- Lincoln is currently in the yard) and there are several in port at any time. It takes 10-12 of them to support Naval operations worldwide. The rest of the world has basically stopped using aircraft carriers, because they're expensive. The U.S. uses them for force projection and as a platform for operations of all types, including disaster relief. Oh, and aircraft carriers run on renewable energy -- they have a pair of nuclear reactors in the hull.

    5. Re:US Military Uses Oil Like a Smaller Country by reve_etrange · · Score: 2

      Just to be pedantic, I think that's "clean" or "zero-emissions," since we probably don't actually want a nearby supernova to refresh our uranium supply.

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    6. Re:US Military Uses Oil Like a Smaller Country by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, nearby supernova == bad. Nuclear is often classed as a renewable because so little of the U-235 is used (1% or less in a typical commercial power reactor) -- the fuel can be recycled, reprocessed and re-used. Then there are breeder cycles....

  15. Blitzer On Ebola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He moronically spewed that because of one nurse contracting ebola, that "Ebola is spreading in the US". What a fucking fearmongering new world order BITCH you are, fucking Wolf LOL

  16. Re:For everything there is a season by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0, Troll

    1) How Dallas Happened.

    2) Mandatory 21 day Quarantine, solves the issue. Lie about it, get caught, and go to prison for 3-5 years. Life if you spread Ebola after lying and somehow survive.

    Why do we have to have finely nuanced approaches that don't work is beyond me.

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  17. Funny to see by grimJester · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny to see a branch of the US government that actually has to deal with reality.

    1. Re:Funny to see by zoid.com · · Score: 1

      Reality? How do you figure?

    2. Re:Funny to see by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Sea level rise due to human caused climate change. Of course the rest of the economy is still blindly buying underwater front. This contrast is going to grow more and more interesting as time goes by. Rabid right wingers denying climate change and sea level rise whilst their beach front properties go under water and they demand government assistance.

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    3. Re:Funny to see by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Funny to see a branch of the US government that actually has to deal with reality.

      They also have a plan for invading Canada. So, that tells you how realistic they have to keep it.

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    4. Re:Funny to see by gtall · · Score: 1

      Yep, and I'll bet that gets updated yearly since it was produced long ago. In fact, the Canada section of the U.S. Military is right now planning for Total Snow Control to take the Canadian Maple Syrup Harvest to prevent Quebec separatists from taking it and waging sugar war on the U.S. There's just nothing the U.S. Military isn't prepared for.

    5. Re:Funny to see by zoid.com · · Score: 1

      I don't think you will find many denying "climate change". The climate is always changing. It the old "man made" global warming/global cooling claims that many will deny.

    6. Re:Funny to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reality? How do you figure?

      Yeah, I was about to say the same thing. The military is doing what it always does, generate scenarios - especially worst case scenarios. They are not commenting on whether they agree or disagree with climate change, global warming, etc. They are just making plans in case. It is better to have a plan that is not needed then to not have a plan and need it badly. This is a - if this happens, what do we need to do to prepare for it now. I can't tell you the number of *plans* I saw while I was in for everything you could think of and a few I would never had thought of. This isn't political, it isn't support for Climate Change. It is just the military preparing in case it actually happens. This is what they do. Nothing to see here.

    7. Re:Funny to see by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yep, and I'll bet that gets updated yearly since it was produced long ago.

      Last I heard it was updated in the 90s

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    8. Re:Funny to see by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Flat earthers, evolution denialists, creationists, anti-secularists, libertarian economics, slavery proponents, prayer will fix everything types, I think you will find a whole bunch of very strange beliefs coming from the right of politics, basically no limit to the lies or the delusions.

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  18. Simple solution by PPH · · Score: 1
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  19. Re:For everything there is a season by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    Here is an idea, lets use Military to kill people and break things

    Definitely. It's a critical part of our Judeo-Christian heritage to kill people and break things.

    We don't have to worry about the Air Force making plans for global warming, because they're all convinced Jesus will come back and save us before that happens.

    http://blogs.courant.com/susan...

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  20. More mental masturbation by TwoEyedJack · · Score: 1

    from the worst CIC in the history of the United States.

  21. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome to the early 21st century: The oceans are no longer some sort of huge, towering barrier. You'll find many amazing things have happened in the last 150 years.

    The worst thing that can possibly done, if you want to stop this outbreak, is to interrupt work there that will break the chain of transmission and put a lid on it. The crazy idea that if the US "goes turtle" we'll be safe is extremely dangerous for that reason: Anything that lengthens that process directly puts the whole world at increased risk of ebola spreading.

    The continuously falling real-dollar funding for the NIH is also implicated - a working Ebola vaccine would've probably been available by now - but since in some sense it "didn't work" the GOP's standard "break government in order to crow that it doesn't work" procedure has worked perfectly again, to the detriment of everyone.

  22. coincidentally, we'll have to replace everything by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    To me this just looks like a way to get defense contractors' snouts into the rich green money trough.

  23. LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1

    nipccreport.org

  24. Re:For everything there is a season by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3

    Ebola is easy to stop. We have oceans to protect us. All we need to do is stop allowing the 25,000 VISAS from affected countries from being used to gain entry.

    Every complex problem has a solution that is simple, obvious, and wrong. Most epidemiologists consider restrictions like these to be counter productive because they encourage both individuals and governments to be less transparent. The key to fighting outbreaks to catch them early, and to do that we need to convince governments to report them as soon as they are detected. They won't do that if the report is going to lead to economy crushing restrictions on travel and trade.

    This particular problem has a far simpler solution that actually works: Use soap and hand sanitizer, and don't touch dead people.

  25. Sorry, there is no climate change by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    Problem solved.

  26. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but rationality does not assist with bigoted agendas.

  27. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should. Can?

  28. Typical MIC Pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you haven't been around MIC companies, you might not recognize the pattern. On the one hand, their business is to kill on command. On the other hand, they get forced to follow every liberal trend that comes along. Thus, I found myself at one point in an office where people joked about the monthly shipment of propaganda posters coming from the home office. Usually it was something about "diversity", but that was a while ago. I can just see the "climate change" posters coming now. Never mind that they chopped down a tree and Fedex'd the poster. They're just shoe-horning the latest liberal fad into the MIC. It was sad and funny at the same time.

  29. Re:For everything there is a season by phrostie · · Score: 1

    The Irony if we lost Guantanamo bay due to rising oceans.

  30. Military response to climate change by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course! Just bomb climate change into submission. Why didn't we think of this sooner?

    'Murrica.

    1. Re:Military response to climate change by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Did anyone actually read what's going on? Or are we just posting idiotic knee-jerk responses based on what we wish were going on? Why is this stupidity and lie not at -1 Offtopic?

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    2. Re:Military response to climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pentagon has studied this problem for quite some time, often devoting their best and brightest to the question. They've come to the conclusion that a prolonged bombing campaign will likely result in climate regime change. All options are currently on the table, including the nuclear option but only as a last resort. In brief, we're going to bomb the living fuck out of climate change.

      The entire world acknowledges that climate change is engaging in blatant economic terrorism in defiance of UN security council resolutions. The world stands united against climate change. By the world, I mean the UN security council which as we all know is wholly qualified to speak effectively on behalf of the entire world. When will climate change stop hating our freedom?

  31. Re:For everything there is a season by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    2) Mandatory 21 day Quarantine, solves the issue.

    The problem with draconian over reactions like this is that they just make the problem worse. A mandatory 21 day quarantine incentivizes people to lie about where they have traveled, and to lie about their health condition. It is a disincentive for a traveler that slips through the net, and then gets sick, to seek medical help.

    Lie about it, get caught, and go to prison for 3-5 years.

    So if you lie, because you don't think you are infected, and then get sick the next day, you should keep your mouth shut and avoid medical help, so you don't go to jail.

    Life if you spread Ebola after lying and somehow survive.

    So if you think you have Ebola, and also think you have infected others, then your primary focus should be to avoid any contact with authorities, and discourage your friends and family from seeking help as well.

    Why do we have to have finely nuanced approaches that don't work is beyond me.

    Because the "nuanced" approaches are working well, while your draconian approach is idiotic and counter-productive.

  32. Re: For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't have stated it better myself.

  33. Re:LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by riverat1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is no such as 'catastrophic man-made global warming', which is why the LIARS renamed it 'climate change', which means something completely different.

    You can always tell someone is a climate science denier when they add the adjective "catastrophic" to the front of anthropogenic global warming. The term "climate change" came before "global warming", not after. Gilbert Plass published the peer reviewed paper "The Carbon Dioxide Theory of Climate Change." in 1956. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change was created in 1988.

  34. Re:For everything there is a season by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    Here is an idea, lets use Military to kill people and break things

    Definitely. It's a critical part of our Judeo-Christian heritage to kill people and break things.

    We don't have to worry about the Air Force making plans for global warming, because they're all convinced Jesus will come back and save us before that happens.

    http://blogs.courant.com/susan...

    Personally, I think Jesus is going to be pissed at what his followers have done to the perfectly good planet his dad made for them. And using 'Jesus is coming soon anyway' as an excuse!

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  35. Re:For everything there is a season by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Do not worry about Ebola. It is going to kill a lot of people in the US, but it will always be less than cars accidents.

  36. Re:For everything there is a season by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lie about it, get caught, and go to prison for 3-5 years.

    That's not the way things work in the real world. Move along and let the adults discuss the issue.

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  37. Re:For everything there is a season by Zordak · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This particular problem has a far simpler solution that actually works: Use soap and hand sanitizer, and don't touch dead people.

    Tell that to the nurse in Dallas who used full biohazard protective gear and still got Ebola.

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  38. Re:For everything there is a season by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are many different ways that Ebola can reach out and touch people who are not from Ebola Land, shutting down foreign visas is not the solution.

    Exactly. That's why I don't encrypt passwords on any of my machines. Passwords can be brute forced so they're not a solution.

    I also have no locks on my doors. Someone can use C4 to blow them up and render them useless. Locks aren't a solution.

    Sometimes, even if you can find some way around the proposed idea it doesn't mean the idea isn't good, just that it isn't complete. Nobody said it was. But shutting down travel directly from ebolaland is an obvious first step.

  39. Re:Just an excuse.. by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    So who wants to bet against the powers that be choosing to increase military spending rather than spend a fraction as much actually breaking our addiction to fossil fuels? Anybody? Aww, come on, I've got all this money just burning a hole in my pocket, I'll give you good odds..

    I've got $50 that says they will break their oil addiction, at some point. (of course, that point may be only when there's no more oil remaining to be extracted... ;^) )

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  40. the climate change boogie man by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Climate change is just another attempt to dissolve nations, cause the industrialized ones to give money to the U.N. (useless nations) Climate change is called SEASONS for most INTELLIGENT people. The SUN controls our climate, not man, but, the "scientist" and pinheads in academia who couldn't hold a job in private industry, so they just "teach" (those than can do, those that can't, teach) only know what is in a book, and most of them are non believers in God, so they just spout their garbage.

  41. Re:For everything there is a season by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    1. Person from Ebola Land travels to Europe or some other non-US country, and exposes a person who is not from Ebola Land, who then travels home to the US.

    2. US citizen travels to and from Ebola Land.

    There are many different ways that Ebola can reach out and touch people who are not from Ebola Land, shutting down foreign visas is not the solution.

    This!

    Not to bring up Fox News, but I'll bring up Fox News. The Day before this Dallas shit hit the fan, they were all agog that Obama failed us in yet another bout of cluelessness, and didn't stop all flights from Africa, like the Europeans smartly and effectively did.

    And now, Ebola is in Europe too, despite that.

    No, you can't completely stop something like this - humans are too clever at going places, and we can't stop the world.

    On the other hand, the response in Dallas was criminal. Doctors are supposed to be intelligent people. African guy shows up with disturbing symptoms. They send him home. What? a few questions might have been nice. Since it's in Texas, the nursing team and Doctors who worked on the guy should be executed in th eGrand Texas tradition.

    Either that, or forced to room with the Ebola patients.

    But also being Texas, I'll bet he was sent home the moment they found he had no health insurance.

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  42. War on climate! by AqD · · Score: 1

    ....... It could actually be good if they start pouring bucks to control the climate rather than useless things such as F22.

  43. Re:For everything there is a season by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    1) How Dallas Happened.

    2) Mandatory 21 day Quarantine, solves the issue. Lie about it, get caught, and go to prison for 3-5 years. Life if you spread Ebola after lying and somehow survive.

    Why do we have to have finely nuanced approaches that don't work is beyond me.

    Because your weird draconian sledgehammer method won't work either?

    If someone thinks they might go to prison they might just stay at home. I'd rather be dead than in prison. If my life was going to be destroyed, I'll just stay home. Also, are you going to make everyone who gets the sniffles take a month off work? Might be ebola, right? Declare martial law in Dallas?

    Your half assed ideas are laughed at by the ebola virus. If they worked, we could have stopped the 1918 flue pandemic in a week.

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  44. Re:For everything there is a season by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    And using 'Jesus is coming soon anyway' as an excuse!

    He shot his wad a long time ago.

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  45. Re:For everything there is a season by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 0

    The government should be able to multi-task more than one problem at a time, yes?

    It seems presumptuous to think the government can handle even one problem. Do you have an example in mind?

  46. Re:LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

    Yep. The term Climate change replaced was "The greenhouse effect" (Which was the term scientists where using when the science community first started sounding the warning about CO2 in the late 1800s). Global warming is the more recent term and was never really popular inside the scientific community.

    This meme that this is some sort of new idea is getting a bit stupid.

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  47. Ebola is better by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Really Ebola isn't all that bad and it just might make people think a bit. Every day our immune systems face too many attacks. We reject most of the attacks and any losses are subtle and probably not noticable at all. But international travel is causing way too many attacks upon our immune systems and at a certain point we weaken and are vulnerable to any common germ or virus. In order to curtail all too frequent exposures to diseases we need to ban long distance travel almost completely. Or another alternative would be isolation of returning travelers for a month or two. But allowing tourism for tourism's sake is not wise at all. Jet air craft and ocean liners pollute extensively which weakens human health. It is also a waste of natural resources. And then on top of that it amounts to a high speed sickness delivery system. Then we have national security issues as well. Those cute chinese toys that load our kids brains with lead are an example. Imported food contains god knows what. All in all we need to use our TVs more and stop running all over the planet. We really do rape the environment and we are paying the price.

    1. Re:Ebola is better by Betta51 · · Score: 1

      I am thinking it's the other way around. Global travel strengthens human immune systems. Human immune systems develop strength by being exposed to disease, they do not become strong without exposure. Isolated populations learn this lesson the hard way, when they become exposed usually some bad years follow. We had over 60 million people come to the US from abroad last year, not counting illegal aliens, and pretty much everyone survived. Ebola isn't all that bad? Are you serious? A disease that has a 70% fatality rate... What is a bad disease then? You sound like a committed isolationist, I didn't think there were any left actually.

  48. Re:For everything there is a season by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    Well, obviously she messed up. It can't be the system, or the leaders. Nope. It must be the peons who just don't get it. They are at fault for everything.

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  49. Understanding Climate is The Key by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

    The reason we fear Climate change is because we have a limited understanding of weather. The current weather forecasting techniques are missing an important variable. I know what is missing and will help for one billion dollars.

  50. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But also being Texas, I'll bet he was sent home the moment they found he had no health insurance.

    THIS! She was more concerned with dismissing the patient in a way that would not make the hospital liable? Never even considered the possibility of a national health issue?

    Anyone have any experience with a hospital effort to avoid admitting patients without health care insurance?

  51. Galveston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to reply to my own post... a friend of mine went down to work as a nurse in Galveston Texas ( from Canada ) and was so disgusted with the way they handled non-insured patients that she had to quit. This was 20 years ago now and I'm sure they have a few more issues to tip-toe around to avoid those without insurance.

  52. Re:For everything there is a season by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nothing really works well when a life threatening disease is on the loose, but it is pretty clear that the virus has no room for human sensitivities and an approach to stopping it should not either.

    The most pragmatic thing to do (if stopping the disease is the dominant priority) is to immediately impose draconian quarantines:
    1. Have you been anywhere outside of the country? Then you get a 21-day quarantine.
    2. Have you potentially been in contact with someone who might have ebola? Then you get a 21-day quarantine.

    Would this this hurt the global the economy were all countries to enact it? Probably.

    Will it stop the Ebola outbreak? Probably.

    Right now, the politicians are trying to keep people calm while they cross their fingers and weigh their options. However, don't think that full, national-guard-imposed, shoot-on-sight quarantines are coming world wide if the virus keeps spreading outside of Africa.

    You can sense the BS with all the public service announcements that Ebola is hard to catch because you have to come in contact with the bodily fluids of an infected symptomatic person and then touch a mucus membrane. (Under their breath, the doctors note that you should also stay three feet away from an infected person sneezing.) So now you have the potential for doorknobs, handles, etc. to be coated with Ebola-infected saliva that is viable for days, and you expect people to not every touch a mucus membrane (during allergy season) unless they have just washed their hands.

    In short, you are naive or brainwashed if you are not worried right now. I am not saying panicked, but you should be worried.

  53. Is Manhatten being evacuated? by Karmashock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about San Francisco?

    Neither?

    Then most coastal US military bases are probably fine too. There might be some on a couple pacific islands that are having a hard time... but I believe the last time I checked every single one of them was due to erosion and not the rising of global sea levels.

    Furthermore, what are we talking about as of now?... 7 centimeters or something? Any harbor that could be made viable or non-viable by 7 fucking centimeters was an accident waiting to happen in the first place. I'm quite sure that the vast majority of harbors have far more robust tolerances.

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    1. Re:Is Manhatten being evacuated? by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Troll

      Speaking of Manhattan, as predicted, the West Side Highway in New York is currently under water. It's a tragedy we didn't listen sooner.

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    2. Re:Is Manhatten being evacuated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Manhattan, as predicted, the West Side Highway in New York is currently under water. It's a tragedy we didn't listen sooner.

      I seem to recall it being quite wet there a year or two ago:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rdeMCkmUs4

    3. Re:Is Manhatten being evacuated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you obviously have no concept of the link between sea level and storm surges.

      And it's not 7cm.
      It's 8 inches.
      Quite an important distinction.

      As usual, you have no clue what youa re talking about.

  54. Re:For everything there is a season by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the nurse in Dallas who used full biohazard protective gear and still got Ebola.

    Ok, if you want to be a pedant:

    Use soap and hand sanitizer, and don't touch dead people or bodily fluids which have contaminated your protective equipment.

  55. Re:LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes such

  56. A DC Style Reply by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

    And how exactly do you propose we fund these so-called "oceans"?

    1. Re:A DC Style Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tax on liquid assets.

  57. Re:For everything there is a season by reve_etrange · · Score: 3, Informative

    you should be worried.

    Not really. Even without any containment measures, an infected person passes the disease to only 1 other person. If there was a disease as deadly as Ebola, where that number was ~20 people (as it is with measles for example), then I would be worried.

    The low transmission rate is why the outbreak has fewer than 10,000 people after several months.

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  58. Re:LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    What's really happening is climate destabilization. It really doesn't take a lot to destabilize the climate system; plus or minus 2 degrees is enough to bring on the heat or cause an ice age. But the real kicker is you don't even need to cause the whole delta. You only need to push the climate past a tipping point and the positive or negative feedbacks do the rest.

    The climate is just like any other thermodynamic system. You add or remove energy from the system, it's going to destabilize until it reaches a new balanced state.

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  60. Re:For everything there is a season by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Well, obviously she messed up. It can't be the system, or the leaders. Nope. It must be the peons who just don't get it. They are at fault for everything.

    Obviously she held the gear wrong.

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  61. Re:LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by geekpowa · · Score: 1

    "catastrophic" is an apt adjective because the fear around AGW is palpable and relentless.

    The public narrative is a steady stream of messages of things getting much getting worse, its accelerating, worse than we thought, all the terrible things it will cause, dangerous tipping points, all sorts of calamities, all this sort of language is the language of impending catastrophe, it is a fair and reasonable description of the nature of the broader discussion.

    I find this quite recent strategy of trying to distance oneself from the enduring narrative, which has a rich and documented public record quite amusing actually.

    Merely sneering at the usage of the word catastrophe is not really a compelling argument, is there actually a point being made beyond the sneering? Or is this typical climate change argumentation where one pounds the table and sneers at their detractors? I your concern that you feel the word is in some way pejorative? In the same way 'denier' is pejorative perhaps?

  62. Re:For everything there is a season by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    You might be confused about a few points there.

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  63. Re:For everything there is a season by Kariles70 · · Score: 0

    Yes, but global warming is as big a problem as a Bigfoot uprising. We need to prioritize our goals! I am sure they'll say we can end Ebola by fixing global warming and then tax our electricity bill some more.

    Its the nature of government to try to scare you to death with imaginary boogey-men. Then a real live, fast acting one comes along and on cue they mess it up!!! I am sure they'll handle Ebola as well as they did AIDS!

  64. Re:For everything there is a season by Kariles70 · · Score: 0

    Nothing works well when you rely on the government to do it. Too slow, too inefficient, too pc.

  65. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the reasons why public heathcare should be "free"(small fee is ok, poor won't pay anyways) for all. It's protecting the public, ffs. The public can pay for it. And no, I don't think everyone should get every treatment they want, doctors should give everyone the treatment they _need_. If you don't like the doctor telling you to go home and wait it out you are free to go to a private doctor who will happily write you antibiotics for virus diseases fully knowing they do nothing, and might actually be harmfull.

  66. Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another global warming story by Samzenpus! No agenda there, right?

  67. #cuethedeniers by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

    Because #poisoningthewell was already taken.

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  68. Re:For everything there is a season by gtall · · Score: 3, Informative

    Airline safety. Interstate highway construction. Moon landing. Mars landing. Social Security. Medicare. OSHA and what they do. NIST and what they do. NiH and what they do. NOAA and what they do. The U.S. Coast Guard. The U. S. Army. The U.S. Navy. Yet not the U.S. Air Force who never met an expensive plane they weren't determined to fly and who announced proudly to the world they were standardizing on Microsoft Malware. EPA and what they do. U.S. Forest Service and what they do. NTSB and what they do.

  69. Re:Just an excuse.. by gtall · · Score: 1

    The U.S. is now a net exporter of fossil fuels. It isn't as big a problem for the U.S. as your 1990s mind set.

  70. Re:For everything there is a season by guises · · Score: 2

    Whenever you find yourself saying, "Bureaucrats are so stupid. This catastrophe has such an obvious solution, why aren't people doing it the way I tell them to?" you really need to stop and think - "... Maybe there's some angle to this that I'm missing?"

    The fact is, we tried your idea with SARS - it didn't help much, and the cost from reduced trade was in the tens of billions of dollars. The present danger just doesn't warrant that kind of drastic action. Moreover, visas don't mean shit - the only people who have taken the disease to other countries are medical personnel from those countries. Citizens who don't need visas.

    Also: whenever you find yourself saying, "This catastrophe has an obvious solution, if only political correctness wasn't getting in the way." It's time to stop and reconsider where you're getting your information. This has nothing to do with political correctness. If someone is telling you that it does, what they're trying to do is take advantage of the situation to push their own agenda.

  71. Food will be more plentiful by mnooning · · Score: 1

    Shortage of food? I don't think so. With global warming, won't the vast areas of Canadian and Russian tundra will be available for food production? The lower lying Florida and other coastal areas that might flood are miniscule by comparison.

    1. Re:Food will be more plentiful by geekoid · · Score: 1

      So many problems that that statement, but I'll just address 2:

      1) Fer that to happens means tundra is melted which means huge releases of methane.
      2) Why do you think it will stop warming as soon as those areas become arable (assuming that will be arable.)? protip: It won't, see 1

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    2. Re:Food will be more plentiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I saw the same popular disaster movie where the warming became runaway and destroyed the earth.

    3. Re:Food will be more plentiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, lets say youre right (and for the record: you're not).
      lets say more arable land does open up.
      how you gonna transport it to where its needed with your port cities and dock facilities flooded out?

  72. Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    That begs the question, does our failure to evacuate coastal cities prove that our military bases are safe? The answer to that question is no. In fact, the fact that we are not evacuating coastal cities does not prove anything. That's because there's no evidence that we will evacuate cities when we should. In fact, the global pattern is to ignore problems until they become unignorable, with few exceptions.

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    1. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only one trolling is you.
      as usual.

    2. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      You tell me solar is cheaper and then solar panel factories never use it.

      I point out that... that none of them use their own panels to power their facilities which is something every other power generator factory does... the obvious is right in front of you. Wake up.

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    3. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Or it is happening over time, and evacuation is premature? How about we try to reduce CO2 so it doesn't happen?

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    4. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      No. Our military bases are being threatened by this apparently. Which means our civilians are in far more danger. We should evacuate these cities immediately...

      Or this another dumb exaggeration.

      It is a dumb exaggeration. You know it. I know it. Few people at this point can't spot it at this point.

      Move on.

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    5. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Germany kind of shows you are wrong, don't you think?

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    6. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Does it? Do any of those factories self generate? Or are you just saying that all solar factories are automatically using solar if there is solar power on their grid?

      If that is all it takes, then the standard is so low that any nation can meet this at any point.

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    7. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of them? proof please.

      And let's not forget that few places actually take in raw material on one end, and roll out solar panels on the other.

      The glass subtrate will come from a glass manufacturer, who makes it and many other glass products.
      The aluminum or steel framing will come from other, rolled, cut and formed to the required shape, who makes it and many other metal products.
      The screws and bolts and rivets come from a 3rd supplier.
      And on and on down the line. Then all the pieces are brought to one location, where it's actually assembled.
      And depending how intricate the assembly is, the assembler could easily be reconfigured to assemble panels one week, and windows or something else the next.
      Each of these locations may or may not be able to meet its electrical needs with solar.

      But you dont know their needs, and yet for some reason you feel comfortable issuing blanket declarations of no substance and no backing.
      As usual. You have no clue what you're talking about, and are grasping at any straw you can reach to reinforce your pre-concieved conclusion.
      No one should ever mod anything you say insightful.

    8. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Many bases are located on the coast.
      On the shoreline.

      Yet that's not actually what the military's plan for climate change revolves around.
      The military's plan has to do with the threat potential of global instability caused by climate change.
      Water shortages, displaced peoples, etc.

      JFC, once again, you prove your idiocy, and of course didnt even bother to read TFA.

    9. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Either evacuate new york city and san francisco

      I've done my part, by moving out of SF. I'm not responsible for people who refuse to leave. I get the people with rent-controlled apartments, especially people with full disability who aren't even paying for them. I would probably stay until I washed away, too. I don't get the people who own only one home, and it's in SF. Rent, OK. But if I owned real estate there, I would sell it and run like the proverbial mad bastard.

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    10. Re:Do assholes begin comments in the subject? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Guess China is just wasting money by not using solar power to power their whole energy grid... or you're full of crap.

      You know... which ever is more credible... twit.

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  73. Re:For everything there is a season by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    So your proposal is that anyone who travels out of the country and tries to return is quarantined for 21 days? And anyone from another country who tries to vacation in the US gets quarantined for 21 days?

    There were 69.8million international arrivals in the US in 2013. (Source) So far we have a tiny number of Ebola cases from inbound travel. (I wouldn't count the two people specifically flown back to the US for treatment.) Imposing 21 day quarantines on 70 million people is nearly impossible, a gross overreaction to the actual threat, and would shatter the travel industry. Given that 1 in 9 US jobs depend on travel/tourism (same source as above), this could lead to high unemployment. Would you travel to a country on a vacation if it meant being shut in for 3 weeks? Chances are your vacation would be over before you were even allowed out of quarantine.

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  74. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The public does not exist. It is a floored concept, invented by those who would be our masters, controlling us "in the greater good" while enriching themselves, their lackeys and The System.
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  75. Re:LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awww, baby doesn't understand atmospheric physics. How cute.

    You should either check out ScienceOfDoom for an overview of CO2's effects on the atmosphere, or this site for a more historical view. No one wants AGW to exist, and it took quite a few decades of research to get to the point where most scientists agreed that humans could affect the climate at all, and still further decades to understand that we could have a large-ish effect. If you're a time-traveler from the 1800s, I can understand your ignorance. If not, you need a remedial science education, see above.

  76. it's not political correctness by publiclurker · · Score: 1

    it's simply doing the right thing instead of pandering to the irrational fears of bigots that are using any excuse they can come up with to drag everyone else down to their level.

  77. Re:For everything there is a season by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I suspect a lot of things are beyond you.

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  78. EPA New Regs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From what I get is that some folks are using very old (40yo), dirty coal power plants that do not meet the new standards. If they don't upgrade these plants or build new ones that aren't as dirty... then yes, they will have to shut the existing plants down. tl;dr Basically, the coal power plant folks are whining about how they will have to spend money to upgrade their plants to meet the new regs.

  79. Re:For everything there is a season by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The man lied to medical professionals.

    "African guy shows up with disturbing symptoms."
    No. A guy sowed up with an illness. Ebola symptoms look just like a cold at the beginning.

    "What? a few questions might have been nice. "
    They did ask him questions, he lied.

    "Since it's in Texas, the nursing team and Doctors who worked on the guy should be executed in th eGrand Texas tradition."
    You're a fucking idiot.

    "Either that, or forced to room with the Ebola patients."
    That would be a waste of their time. Oh, you think being in a room will get you Ebola?
    Like I said You're a fucking idiot.

    "But also being Texas, I'll bet he was sent home the moment they found he had no health insurance."
    False.
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/...

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  80. Re:For everything there is a season by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I would just tell her not to break protocol.
    She teach someone who was sick, and then touched her face. Direct contact with bodily fluid.

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  81. Re:For everything there is a season by geekoid · · Score: 1

    She did. She broke protocol. How is that not her fault?

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  82. You mean global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is every other article in Slashdot about global warming? Is it 1992 again? Is the Slashdot audience suddenly a bunch of college kids?

  83. Re:Just an excuse.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    until price per barrel drops back to 85.

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  84. They deny it ACTUALLY changing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    See the "No Warming For 15 Years" meme.

    Did you think ANYONE would believe your load of shite there?

    Really?

  85. Re:For everything there is a season by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0

    yeah, stupid people more worried about being Politically Correct rather than take simple solutions to huge problems, because it might offend someone. Ebola doesn't care about offending people, it just kills 70% of the people who get it.

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  86. Re:For everything there is a season by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    The point is not to apportion blame.

  87. Re:For everything there is a season by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    Who says she broke protocol? She denies doing so. Only the people who set the protocol are claiming she was at fault. If they are wrong, the protocol itself is at fault.

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  88. Re:For everything there is a season by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    The problem is, the government is not doing what it can do, because it is afraid of offending people in a world where Political Correctness is going to kill millions.

    I doubt it is political correctness as much as money. I'd bet a large amount of the traffic going to and from those places is still for business reasons with money on the line. We export and we import from these countries. Flights aren't stopped because the planes flying continent to continent are full of huddled masses, but because they are full of business men.

  89. Re:For everything there is a season by Talderas · · Score: 1

    SARS is a virus that had a mortality rate of about 9.3% but is disproportionately affected the elderly and those with other respiratory illness much like influenza. The SARS virus itself is not typically the immediate cause of death but instead the patient usually dies from pneumonia caused by a secondary, typically bacterial, infection. Ebola is a virus which has a 70+% mortality rate and it is not disproportionate in who is killed by it. Instead of causing a situation which allows another cause to cause the patient to expire, ebola directly kills the patient through organ failure caused by cells bursting after being infected by virus.

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  90. so the military has a new plan by swschrad · · Score: 1

    and is not going to shoot at eclipses any more, to try and kill the dragons? excellent.

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  91. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quarantine anyone coming from Africa. Was a little critical thinking too fucking hard?

    And if they fly/drive/take a train to another continent first to avoid a 21 day hospital/hotel/prison term where they might be near people who have a deadly disease?

    People like you failed calculus for a reason. You can't get past a first order effect.

  92. War On The People by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    As the US continues to decline we may well reach a tipping point at which riots and crime begin to run rampant. Food prices have increased severely enough already to induce anger and fear in the public. A loss of security in employment, loss of wealth due to the housing crash as well as a right wing infested congress may be just enough to cause serious chaos in the streets. With the wealthy not being prosecuted and a government unwilling to follow the law the conditions are just to ripe for a revolution or chaos. The use of torture on POWs has lost the moral high ground for the US government. Corporations do not have the respect or loyalty from most people. We have a justice system that functions wretchedly. Anyone that can recall 1970 knows how fast radical movements can grow and have massive effects upon the system. Food prices in Mexico already caused riots. The effects of pollution and global warming will push food at ever higher prices and water is becomming an ever more serious issue as well. I fear that the stage is set for a nasty era.

    1. Re:War On The People by TwoEyedJack · · Score: 0

      All of this may well happen, but gloablwarmingclimatechangeclimatedisruption will have nothing at all to do with it.

  93. Re:For everything there is a season by bustamelon · · Score: 1

    It's simple logistics. You can stop allowing entry *directly* from those countries, but how do we stop folks from flying from, say, Liberia to Paris to LGA? Plus, the delays this would cause would have people shrieking in no time. Then there's the economics. Big loss of dollars there. IMHO, the solution, if we must have one (as I don't think this is anywhere near the issue the media is making it out to be), is to: 1) approve a Surgeon General and 2) get funding back in place for the CDC and other agencies to do what they used to do before the sequester and the austerity frenzy began.

  94. Re:For everything there is a season by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    I got an A in calculus.

    Please let me know when you can take a train or drive to the USA from Africa. Europe can deal with it differently, but a train, car ride from West Africa to France is a long long way around. Flying is already being limited for the exact reason it should, people can get sick on the plane and infect everyone.

    And when Political Correctness starts killing people, will people be smart enough to stop with the PC idiocy? Ebola doesn't care about our sensitivities.

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  95. Response to Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, the Pentagon also has plans on how to fight the Zombie Apocalypse and invasion by aliens.

  96. Re:For everything there is a season by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Child,

            Your odds of getting ebola are significantly less than mine of winning the lottery and buying a flight on a Soyuz to the ISS. The odds that someone who should have stopped driving years ago, or a drunk, or someone texting, will run you down with their car is hundreds of thousands of time higher.

          Lessee: ~300M Americans, > 40K killed in auto accidents; 2 dead from ebola.

                        mark

  97. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A classic example of letting the perfect be the enemy of the good. This is about risk mitigation and an easy simple step to take to mitigate the risk of the virus spreading is to ban or restrict (quarantine) travel from the affected regions.

    It doesn't matter that it's not the perfect solution but it is a rational and effective response (as part of a larger strategy to contain the outbreak) where the costs are vastly outweighed by the benefits (for now).

  98. Re:For everything there is a season by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    The point isn't someone trying to take a train from Africa to the US. The point is someone going from Africa to Europe and then to the US. Do we know every country that every person landing in a US airport has been in for the past 21 days? Stopping all flights from the Ebola stricken areas might stop the direct passage of the disease, but it won't stop the spread entirely.

    If we're willing to stop all travel and quarantine people for 21 days due to rare Ebola infections, what will we do for the much more common flu infections?

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  99. What about a cooling planet / ice age? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A question for everyone who thinks that CO2 controls the climate. How long with rising CO2 and flat or falling temperatures before you admit your theory is wrong? 20 years? 30? Never?

    All 5 of the major datasets (RSS, UAH, HadCRUT4, GISS, NCDC) show no warming for between 14 and almost 18 years. In that time CO2 has risen 8-10%.

    Here are 2 predictions. First I predict that CO2 will continue to increase because China and other countries don't care about CO2. They don't even care about real pollutants much less CO2. Second I predict it will get colder over the next 20-30 years. Why?

    Dr Libby in the 1970s said that "looking forward it will stay cold until the mid 80s (it did), then it will warm by about 1/4 degree F until the end of the century (it did), then it gets cold". When asked how cold she was predicting a 1-2 degree F drop with an outside chance of a 3-4 degree drop.

    Dr Easterbrook in 2001 said the PDO was done it's positive warm cycle and that we were in for 25-30 years of cold weather. How cold? We have his good, bad and ugly predictions based on previous negative cold phases of the PDO.

    Dr Abdusamatov in 2006 said we are at the top of the temperature sine wave and it will be 200 years of cold weather.

    Why do I join with them and side with their predictions? While past performance is not a guarantee of future correctness it is a lot better record than the IPCC and their dozens of models of which none have been accurate. They are all based on CO2 controlling the climate and the other 3 are all cyclical natural cycles. I'll go with those who have a good track record at predicting future climate. Dr Libby is the most impressive as her prediction is 30+ years going and still accurate.

    For a very informative view on why the climate models are broken beyond belief I highly recommend an article from Dr Brown at Duke:

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/10/06/real-science-debates-are-not-rare/

  100. Re:For everything there is a season by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2

    Fucking moron, go back to masturbating in your "Apocalypse Shelter" to videos of Rand Paul.

    "Go back"? I never stopped. I was typing with my other hand.

  101. Re:For everything there is a season by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Severe Whoosh! alert.

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  102. A military solution by bitterblackale · · Score: 1

    ... I heard they plan to blow it up. That usually works in 'Murica.

  103. Re:LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to ask only one question:

    If you are wrong, the change you would have done was may drive your Hummer a little bit more economically, burn a little less fossil fuels etc.

    If "I" am wrong, well, you should be asking, Can you afford that it? because the only thing you would be paying with is your life because all the catastrophic events that would follow, would eventually lead to nothing but chaos.

  104. Re:For everything there is a season by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

    No. A guy sowed up with an illness. Ebola symptoms look just like a cold at the beginning.

    "What? a few questions might have been nice. " They did ask him questions, he lied.

    Here's a little thing. With the attention to ebola lately, and knowing that people lie, hppens all the time, in courts, and other places, so as a doctor, I'd err on the side of caution.

    The guy knew he was sick enough to go to the hospital when he showed up - perhaps there is a clue there.

    In today's medical world, they have patients get dozens of tests for minor ailments.

    So why on earth wouldn't they........ get ready for it, because it is subtle and not at all apparent............the sort of thing only savants and geniuses would ever ever think of......

    Test him for Ebola! If I was the ER doctor, he'd be held until such time as I could rule it out.

    You're a fucking idiot.

    I was wondering when a true man of science would come in and lay waste to my entire argument with such simple concise and logical reason

    Like I said You're a fucking idiot.

    And most very respectfully, you are pathetic. You want to call me wrong, that's fine. You want to discuss like a big boy, fine. You apparently cannot. Go back to the Yahoo discussion boards - you'll fit right in.

    A"Fucking idiot?" to put it in words you might possibly understand:

    He who smelt it, dealt it.

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  105. Re:For everything there is a season by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiotic response, just as wrong-headed as your original idiotic suggestion.

  106. Re:For everything there is a season by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    Quarantine anyone coming from Africa. Was a little critical thinking too fucking hard?

    Wise advise you could stand to learn from yourself. Apparently it is 'too fucking hard', based on your original suggestion. But don't let that stop you from lashing out like a drunken monkey now.

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  107. Re:For everything there is a season by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Can we get through Ebola, first, and then worry about whether coastal military bases might need to be relocated to higher ground decades in the future?

    What exactly is your point? That the Pentagon should have made their long-term plan about how to deal with the current Ebola crisis instead of Global Warming? Or that all of government should focus on short term problems only, and never make any plans for the future?

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  108. Re:For everything there is a season by Optali · · Score: 1

    Not wanting to be rude mate, but I haven't understood shit from what you wrote.
    Are you proposing to bomb "them"? Stop immigration? Throw the military out of the country? Are you angry about a particular patent?
    You arent from Colorado, are you?

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  109. Re:For everything there is a season by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    And an F in critical thinking.

    You keep trying to beat the argument that anything but draconian restrictions are a result of political correctness, however, the truth is that the current solutions are simply better thought out than yours.

    That being said, some people will never stop arguing under the premise that yelling the same thing over and over again with no supporting evidence until the other person shakes their head and walks away means you've won the argument.

    Not only is there absolutely no way to close all the borders to anyone coming in from "Ebola Land" (please tell me I don't need to explain why), but the *cost* of doing so is probably beyond what you can even imagine. We lack the ability to know definitively if someone originated their recent travels from Ebola Land, so that leaves only draconian full quarantine, and the collapse of the US economy (probably as well as several others along with us). It'll recover, sure, but was the cost really worth it?

    Ebola is a very low-transmission disease (in the first world, at least). For every person that comes over infected, the average number of people they're going to infect is 1. Not exactly a pandemic. Are you a doomsday prepper, perchance? Honest question.

  110. Re:For everything there is a season by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Nothing works well when you rely on the government to do it. Too slow, too inefficient, too pc.

    So who do you offer as an alternative here? Free Market? A military coup?

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  111. Re:For everything there is a season by Optali · · Score: 1

    I got an A in calculus.

    Yes, the one that goes after the "c" and before the "l"

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  112. Re:For everything there is a season by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Because your weird draconian sledgehammer method won't work either?

    Won't work? Nothing "works" 100%, so by that measure, your implication is that since it "won't work" we simply shouldn't do it. Great Suggestion!

    Congratulations - you just slippery sloped everyone's argument. Don't do it your way, then you don't do it at all? In the world of infectious diseases, sanitation, and isolation and treatment while looking for a cure of the ill will do much better than your "solution". It's already been pointed out that under threat of ruination of one's life, one might be tempted to avoid treatment, especially at the beginning of the symptoms.

    Despite your best wishes, being sick should never be a crime. And there are many much better solutions than yours. Stop watching Zombie movies.

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  113. Re:For everything there is a season by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    I didn't slippery slope the argument. And slippery slope is a logical fallacy, not because it isn't true, but because it isn't true all the time (can be false). I'm not constructing a logical argument to an ultimate truth, therefore crying Slippery slope is not a falsification.

    If you're going to toss around logical fallacies, please apply them to the previous point, which is completely nullified because no supporting argument was made, just opinion. He offers up an argument "draconian sledgehammer won't work" which is either wrong, or applies to ALL "solutions" equally, and therefore the conclusion is that we shouldn't even try it (implied conclusion).

    My point, which is not slippery slope, just asking for equal application of "won't work" across ALL options. If that is the criteria for supporting doing something or not (as was implied) then, every solution "doesn't work".

    Despite your best wishes, being sick should never be a crime.

    This is true. But if you lie, break other laws and otherwise endanger others because of your actions, or inaction, that SHOULD be a crime. When you voluntarily quarantine people and they DELIBERATELY leave, they have threatened others with death or great bodily injury, and that should be a FUCKING CRIME even when you're sick. In short, committing crimes is a crime, even when you are sick.

    There are no better solutions, simply because you don't "like" the one I proposed. It does work, and limits other people being exposed to a deadly virus that doesn't care one wit about Political Correctness. We already are using Quarantines because they DO work. Keeping people lockin, and locked out, will limit exposure. It sucks, but it does work.

    But let us let everyone in who isn't showing symptoms in (or out) only to have them be contagious later. What could possibly go wrong?

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  114. Re:For everything there is a season by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    The point is someone going from Africa to Europe and then to the US. Do we know every country that every person landing in a US airport has been in for the past 21 days?

    Ask the NSA? ;)

    but it won't stop the spread entirely.

    I am not looking to stopping it completely. I'm looking at the best way to keep it from spreading. Period. Right now, it isn't contained. It isn't likely to be contained any time soon because people are too scared to do ALL the things needed to contain it as best as we can. BEST means all options on the table, even the ones we don't like because they are not Politically Correct.

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  115. Re:For everything there is a season by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0

    I got an A in logic as well.

    Everything is better than something, especially when something is more or less the same as doing nothing with noise. I'm for using EVERY means to stop this shit once and for all, and you are not. Thanks for trying.

    Not only is there absolutely no way to close all the borders to anyone coming in from "Ebola Land" (please tell me I don't need to explain why), but the *cost* of doing so is probably beyond what you can even imagine.

    We could. We don't have the will to. There is a difference. And the cost? that is an interesting claim considering the ONE (1) Ebola person who came here, cost the US and TX and DALLAS people over 1 Million dollars (and climbing) to treat, clean up his mess, simply because he wanted free healthcare. Did you know that?

    Ebola is a very low-transmission disease (in the first world, at least).

    Tell that to all the WHO people who have contracted it an died. Tell that to the Dallas Nurse who is fighting for her life right now. Very reassuring you repeating it though.

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  116. Re:For everything there is a season by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    I didn't slippery slope the argument. And slippery slope is a logical fallacy, not because it isn't true, but because it isn't true all the time (can be false).

    Fine, allow to rephrase myself without any lack of clarity.

    Your idea won't work.

    And even though the other ideas won't work perfectly, they will work a lot better than your ideas.

    Now point out who said that since your idea won't work, we shouldn't do anything. And your idea of making sick people into criminals is morally repugnant.

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  117. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cannot help but point out we are now almost 20 years into a period when not one single solitary climate model has successfully predicted what actually happened, which was essentially, nothing. How, exactly, is the Pentagon planning to do nothing? With Hagel in charge, my guess would be "with a whole shitload of money that won't increase our military capability but will, in fact, hobble it as much as possible."

  118. Re:For everything there is a season by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    Do even know which nurse Zordak is talking about?

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  119. Re:For everything there is a season by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    This particular problem has a far simpler solution that actually works: Use soap and hand sanitizer, and don't touch dead people.

    Tell that to the nurse in Dallas who used full biohazard protective gear and still got Ebola.

    Well, if the virus can just go through full biohazard protective gear, it can also go through the air over the ocean.

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  120. Re:For everything there is a season by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    I guess if your proposed mechanism is to line the borders of West Africa with armed military personnel and establish a no-fly-zone, then I take that back- we can quarantine just Ebola Land, but that's the only way. And that's not just a matter of what's politically correct, it's an act of war and a violation of international law without a UNSC resolution authorizing it.

    60 million people came in on and left on international flights to/from the US in 2006. I imagine it's higher today. You really think the commerce provided by that traffic is less than billions upon billions? A full closing of US borders would be economy crushing. The cost literally immeasurable. A million bucks? Please.

    The WHO people who contracted it in third-world conditions in what are basically filthy field hospitals? Our exposure-to-infection ratio here in the states seems to be about 1 to several hundred. Don't let me reassure you, use some of your grade A logic mixed with some of the facts you have available at your fingertips.

  121. SubjectsInCommentsAreStupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't there something they could shoot to stop global warming? They're pretty good at shooting stuff... blowing stuff up, too.

  122. Jarheads are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an infected person passes the disease to only 1 other person

    Semper Absurda indeed, Devil dog.....

  123. Mod up the Archangel bitch slap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best response I've seen to shut down the Archangel all day. Bravo! The ironically funny part you may not be aware of is that ol Mike there is also masturbating in his doomsday shelter while watching Rand porn. He can't deny it, anyone who reads threads after threads on /. knows what his political bent is, and he's not a fucking hippy liberal I can assure you.

    1. Re:Mod up the Archangel bitch slap! by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      I've done a little bit of standup and improv. In improv, the cardinal rule is you always agree with whatever was just said, never disagree. You then expand on that last line and keep the bit rolling.

      Hecklers are best dealt with in the exact same way, at least when you can't ignore them. Make them part of the act and it totally disarms their only weapon.

      A better response would have been something along the lines of "I'm sorry, was it getting lonely in the shelter without me?"

  124. So does "support our troops" mean .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "acknowledge climate change" now?

    Shouldn't the military be banned from planning for something that is clearly the result of left-wing hippie hysteria?

  125. Re:LOL. 'Climate change' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no such as 'catastrophic man-made global warming', which is why.... troll, troll, flamebait, troll, troll, bullshit

    Oh look. A troll.

    Who's gonna reply to it? Who is going to take it seriously? Nobody, right, because it's just so damn obvious.

    We don't needlessly feed trolls around here. Right?

    RIGHT?!

  126. Nuke it from Orbit... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    ...it's the only way to be sure!