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6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine

An anonymous reader writes A massive archaeological dig of an ancient Ukrainian village first begun in 2009 has yielded a discovery that I sort of hope ends up inspiring a video game: a massive, scary-sounding temple. From the article: "Inside the temple, archaeologists found the remains of eight clay platforms, which may have been used as altars, the finds suggested. A platform on the upper floor contains "numerous burnt bones of lamb, associated with sacrifice," write Burdo and Videiko, of the Institute of Archaeology of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine. The floors and walls of all five rooms on the upper floor were "decorated by red paint, which created [a] ceremonial atmosphere."
Maybe this is what Putin has been after.

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  1. Good D&D setting by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Based solely on the description provided, this would make for a great setting in D&D.

    Lich? Wight? Vampire? Evil mage? Jar Jar Binks?

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    1. Re:Good D&D setting by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      Cthulhu. No other evil is worthy.

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  2. Oh, come on, who are we kidding? by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

    All we really want to know is: did they find a Stargate?

    1. Re:Oh, come on, who are we kidding? by rgbscan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Putin and the quest for the holy grail? I'd watch that SyFy special.

  3. Why scary? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because of the bones? That's doesn't sound any scarier than the BBQ rib joint down the street.

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    1. Re:Why scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless your BBQ joint is undergound, recently excavated and features sacrificial altars... of course I don't know where you live so....

      Sacrificed...to the god of flavor!

    2. Re:Why scary? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      undergound, recently excavated and features sacrificial altars

      In the distant future, archeologists will unearth the food court on the lower level of our local mall and discover the altar upon which thousands of chickens were sacrificed to the god Colonel Sanders.

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    3. Re:Why scary? by PPH · · Score: 2

      Imputing some sort of religious/magic interpretations onto other cultures' tools and customs seems to be a problem with our anthropologists.

      I remember years ago, they came up with a bunch of theories about how the Rapa Nui moved their Moai stone sculptures from the quarries to their current locations. When asked, the descendents just said, "They walked". So the anthropologists wrote that off as some sort of mysticism and theorized about rollers and dragging.

      Then, someone asked, "What do you mean by 'walked'?". The islanders said they stood the statues up, tied ropes to them and rocked them back and forth, while leaning them forward. Much the same as you'd move a heavy appliance. The scientists tried it as an experiment and it worked.

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  4. Why no direct link ? by aepervius · · Score: 5, Informative

    I mean the linking was christian science monitor -> live science. Why link the christian science monitor which was 1/3 of the info and not directly linking this :

    http://www.livescience.com/483...

    No seriously I want the editor tell me WHY ?

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    1. Re:Why no direct link ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.livescience.com/48352-prehistoric-ukraine-temple-discovered.html

      actual article link, not photos link...

    2. Re:Why no direct link ? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2
      No seriously I want the editor tell me WHY ?

      You must be new here!

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    3. Re:Why no direct link ? by s.petry · · Score: 2

      This is not a newspaper with paid writers who report to an editor prior to publishing. This is a site that runs by user submissions where "editing" is in reality "moderating".

      Why would the editor be able to tell you what the submitter did with linking articles? No seriously I want you to tell me WHY ?

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    4. Re:Why no direct link ? by H0p313ss · · Score: 2
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  5. Also in the news by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Western media lost no time to put the blame on burying it squarely on Russia, with RT wasting no time declaring how the temple was originally built by Russian forces and how they will gladly provide archaeological aid to examine it. A convoy is already en route, of course it consists mostly of military material to ensure that any kind of necessary heavy duty equipment will be available. The west immediately complained and sent a contingent of a few thousand observers and advisers, just in case anything needs to be observed or anyone needs any kind of advice. After a few days of heated threats and accusations the only agreement is that nobody gets closer than 2 miles to the ruins until some sort of agreement can be achieved.

    Ruins? Oh, right, a stray artillery strike hit the temple. In a rare case of unity both sides immediately agreed on who is to blame: THE OTHER SIDE!

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  6. Re:6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine by magarity · · Score: 3, Informative

    You seem completely confused about military behavior by national demographics. You're thinking of either Muslims or Southeast Asian communists. Russians, on the other hand, have a distinct reverence for history. For example, when the Bolsheveks took St Petersburg they rather famously protected the Winter Palace and the Hermitage from any kind of vandalism.

  7. My guess is a bar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Archeologists have a prejudice that every ancient building is a religious temple. They shy away from secular uses. When was the last time you heard about an ancient discovery that was toy, or a a bracelet that did not give the wearer a connection to the Gods?
    So, I'll throw. From what I read so far, it could be a bar.
    Or a brothel. Hmm, that's back to worshiping...

  8. Re:6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine by cusco · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No, he's thinking of the US military's insistence on bulldozing an airfield well into the protected archeological zone of Babylon, destroying (IIRC) an unexcavated mound and a minor temple in the process. (Then to add insult to injury, they abandoned the project because it wasn't needed, something they were told well before starting work.).

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  9. Re:6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And you must not be thinking of the Russians famously defecating in the hallways of the Czechoslovak National Museum after ransacking it and destroying what they could not steal in 1967.

    Tell me about reverence by the Russians for anything other than vodka.

  10. Re:6,000 only by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    I have met young Earth creationists. At one time, I belonged to an Orthodox temple (I was living with my parents back then and membership was free because my parents were members). The rabbi would give speeches often decrying how scientists kept changing their minds about how the world worked but the bible was constant in its message. (I won't get into all the ways this sentence is wrong. That's a whole other post.) He was of the mindset that the world was formed around 6,000 - 10,000 years ago (I don't think he ever gave an exact figure but definitely believed it was around that long) and that any evidence to the contrary was just foolish scientists getting it wrong.

    I didn't argue with him at the time. It would have been a losing proposition anyway. There's no way I could have changed his viewpoint. My eyes did plenty of rolling during my time there, though.

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  11. Re:6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The difference, of course, is that Czechoslovakia was never a part of Russia in any way, shape or form

    Except for the thousands of square miles of Czech territory annexed by the Soviet Union in 1945.