Slashdot Mirror


6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine

An anonymous reader writes A massive archaeological dig of an ancient Ukrainian village first begun in 2009 has yielded a discovery that I sort of hope ends up inspiring a video game: a massive, scary-sounding temple. From the article: "Inside the temple, archaeologists found the remains of eight clay platforms, which may have been used as altars, the finds suggested. A platform on the upper floor contains "numerous burnt bones of lamb, associated with sacrifice," write Burdo and Videiko, of the Institute of Archaeology of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine. The floors and walls of all five rooms on the upper floor were "decorated by red paint, which created [a] ceremonial atmosphere."
Maybe this is what Putin has been after.

8 of 109 comments (clear)

  1. Good D&D setting by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Based solely on the description provided, this would make for a great setting in D&D.

    Lich? Wight? Vampire? Evil mage? Jar Jar Binks?

    --
    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  2. Oh, come on, who are we kidding? by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

    All we really want to know is: did they find a Stargate?

  3. Why scary? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because of the bones? That's doesn't sound any scarier than the BBQ rib joint down the street.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:Why scary? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      undergound, recently excavated and features sacrificial altars

      In the distant future, archeologists will unearth the food court on the lower level of our local mall and discover the altar upon which thousands of chickens were sacrificed to the god Colonel Sanders.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
  4. Why no direct link ? by aepervius · · Score: 5, Informative

    I mean the linking was christian science monitor -> live science. Why link the christian science monitor which was 1/3 of the info and not directly linking this :

    http://www.livescience.com/483...

    No seriously I want the editor tell me WHY ?

    --
    C. Sagan : A demon haunted world:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
    visit randi.org
  5. Also in the news by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Western media lost no time to put the blame on burying it squarely on Russia, with RT wasting no time declaring how the temple was originally built by Russian forces and how they will gladly provide archaeological aid to examine it. A convoy is already en route, of course it consists mostly of military material to ensure that any kind of necessary heavy duty equipment will be available. The west immediately complained and sent a contingent of a few thousand observers and advisers, just in case anything needs to be observed or anyone needs any kind of advice. After a few days of heated threats and accusations the only agreement is that nobody gets closer than 2 miles to the ruins until some sort of agreement can be achieved.

    Ruins? Oh, right, a stray artillery strike hit the temple. In a rare case of unity both sides immediately agreed on who is to blame: THE OTHER SIDE!

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  6. Re:6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine by cusco · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No, he's thinking of the US military's insistence on bulldozing an airfield well into the protected archeological zone of Babylon, destroying (IIRC) an unexcavated mound and a minor temple in the process. (Then to add insult to injury, they abandoned the project because it wasn't needed, something they were told well before starting work.).

    --
    "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  7. Re:6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And you must not be thinking of the Russians famously defecating in the hallways of the Czechoslovak National Museum after ransacking it and destroying what they could not steal in 1967.

    Tell me about reverence by the Russians for anything other than vodka.