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Dwarf Galaxies Dim Hopes of Dark Matter

An anonymous reader writes Once again, a shadow of a signal that scientists hoped would amplify into conclusive evidence of dark matter has instead flatlined, repeating a maddening refrain in the search for the invisible, omnipresent particles. The Fermi Large Area Telescope (LAT) failed to detect the glow of gamma rays emitted by annihilating dark matter in miniature "dwarf" galaxies that orbit the Milky Way, scientists reported Friday at a meeting in Nagoya, Japan. The hint of such a glow showed up in a Fermi analysis last year, but the statistical bump disappeared as more data accumulated. "We were obviously somewhat disappointed not to see a signal," said Matthew Wood, a postdoctoral researcher at Stanford University who was centrally involved the Fermi-LAT collaboration's new analysis, in an email.

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  1. weirder than we know by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    or can know....or something like that.

  2. Aether by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Dark Matter is the Aether of the 21st century. Eventually we'll stop wasting money on finding it.

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    1. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, while the Dark Matter theory sucks I doubt the hunt for it will stop until someone suggest a better theory.

    2. Re:Aether by amaurea · · Score: 2

      Your comment is a bit terse. Would you mind elaborating on why dark matter is like the aether? In particular it would be great if you could summarize the different lines of evidence that make astronomers think there is a lot of dark matter, and how you think each of them is being misinterpreted.

    3. Re:Aether by Echo_Hotel · · Score: 1

      Yea because another turning point like Wave-particle duality is going to come around without funding.

    4. Re: Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Higg's field

    5. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dark Matter is the Aether of the 21st century. Eventually we'll stop wasting money on finding it.

      Maybe searching for DM we'll find Aether...

    6. Re:Aether by Attila+the+Bun · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Dark Matter is the Aether of the 21st century. Eventually we'll stop wasting money on finding it.

      ...and the enlightened explanation for galactic rotation curves will be, what?

      There's strong evidence for the presence of unseen stuff in galaxies. It shows itself in its gravitational effects on the way stars orbit around galaxy centres. Either our understanding of gravity is wrong (an option on which money has also been "wasted"), or there is some invisible "dark" matter out there. Figuring out what that matter is will mark a huge advance in cosmology and likely determine the future direction of particle physics too.

      If you feel that understanding our universe and our origins is wasted effort, then we will never see eye to eye.

    7. Re:Aether by flyneye · · Score: 1

      We could have a public access telethon with topless chicks and beer and stuff.
      You just have to be more clever about fundraising.

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    8. Re:Aether by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      Actually, I firmly believe that global warming is all that is protecting us from the next coming ice age.

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    9. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In particular, it is like the Luminiferous Aether because it is a hastily invented answer to something we've observed when the problem is we don't properly understand the question.

    10. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could have a public access telethon with topless chicks and beer and stuff.

      In fact, forget the telethon...

    11. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dark matter" is too easy. It is the "aether" of modern physics.

      We're back in the middle ages.

    12. Re:Aether by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      and name a cable after it

    13. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this comment up.

    14. Re:Aether by Livius · · Score: 1

      In other words, exactly like all science ever?

    15. Re:Aether by Livius · · Score: 1

      The search for the aether led to special relativity and general relativity. That doesn't sound like a waste.

    16. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      IAATP (in training, PhD Candidate)

      The Luminiferous Aether was something that *HAD* to be there under the experimentally very well justified assumption that Maxwell's electrodynamics and Newton's mechanics were the correct description of reality.

      Likewise, Dark Matter is something that *MUST* be there under the experimentally very well justified assumption that Big Bang Nucleosynthesis, Isotropy and Homogenity, and General Relativity are the correct descriptions of reality.

      What frovingslosh is saying is that, when we discover the next correct description of reality, the necessity of DM as a particle that interacts like other familiar particles may well vanish.

    17. Re:Aether by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 1

      I think the main difference is that various hypothesis today are promoted in the popular scientific literature, quite often by the marketing departments of the institutions wanting funding (from the tax payer of course). Although the scientist himself may be quite circumspect about his or her hypothesis, by the time the press release ends up in NS or SA, or indeed the Daily Mail, it becomes a "fact".

    18. Re:Aether by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Quick! Bring a bucket of phlogiston and burn this witch!

    19. Re:Aether by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      In particular, it is like the Luminiferous Aether because it is a hastily invented answer to something we've observed when the problem is we don't properly understand the question.

      Maybe. Maybe not. You seem awfully certain you understand what it isn't even though you don't appear to understand what it is.

      It's cheap and easy to be dismissive without providing a viable alternative.

    20. Re:Aether by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      Ok, Ill suggest a better theory.

      In the void between galaxies particles and anti-particles are created as they cross the planck barrier as wave forms. In most cases they annihilate each other. However there are slightly more anti-particles created. These anti-particles have a negative mass and repel most normal particles. Thus the space between galaxies is filled with anti-particles that force the galaxies into areas and account for the missing mass, the unexplained reason that the galaxies remain together, and the reason that the galaxies are moving apart at accelerated speeds. :P

    21. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it may well, if such a better model actually comes to light.

      However, until that happens, saying that dark matter is like the Luminiferous Aether is jumping to a conclusion.

      Consider,
      - this result only excludes some models of WIMP, not all.

          -- It is possible that one of the non-excluded models will match experimental results.

          -- It is also possible that those models will also be excluded.

      Basically, if WIMPS will at some point in the future be in reality like the Luminiferous Aether, we're at the point of testing to exclude. Which should be done whether DM is like LA or not, because if we just say 'Oh, it's gotta be like LA!' and stop looking, we will never be able to show whether or not it's actually like LA.

    22. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, to put it another way, the argument you lay out here would have applied to the Higgs Boson ten years ago. Yet we actually found the Higgs boson.

    23. Re:Aether by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      There are alternative theories, such as mulch-dimensional time, which actually works. The problem with Dark Matter, is that it is basically Sciency version of "Magic". Unknown, UnSeen, magical force that explains what we don't know. We dress it up in Science terms to reflect that we just don't know, so it becomes acceptable.

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    24. Re:Aether by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      Ok, Ill suggest a better theory.

      In the void between galaxies particles and anti-particles are created as they cross the planck barrier as wave forms. In most cases they annihilate each other. However there are slightly more anti-particles created. These anti-particles have a negative mass and repel most normal particles. Thus the space between galaxies is filled with anti-particles that force the galaxies into areas and account for the missing mass, the unexplained reason that the galaxies remain together, and the reason that the galaxies are moving apart at accelerated speeds. :P

      Fine. Now please get back to us after you quantitatively calculate how this affects gravitational lensing by galaxies and clusters, and Cosmic Microwave Background acoustic oscillations. Also, we'll need a prediction for the two-point correlation function of galaxies, compared to the Sloan Digital Sky survey. If you want anybody to take you seriously, you will have to do these things at a minimum. The data are public.

    25. Re:Aether by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      Funny as it sounds, it was a theory that was put forward by an astrophysicist. I read about it just over a year ago.

      I found it interesting namely because he used the gravitational differences and negative mass to account for the lensing effect by taking the fact that time moves differently based on mass.

    26. Re:Aether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No work shown. 0pts.

    27. Re:Aether by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      The Luminiferous Aether was something that *HAD* to be there under the experimentally very well justified assumption that Maxwell's electrodynamics and Newton's mechanics were the correct description of reality.

      Are you sure about that? It is my understanding that Maxwell's Equations specifically deny a preferred frame of reference which is what a Luminiferous Aether would be. Is that not so?

    28. Re:Aether by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Why would you think that? Nobody was really comfortable with the aether, but dark matter is perfectly understandable. It's a variety of matter that does not interact electromagnetically. We already know one form of matter like that (neutrinos), so what's the problem with thinking there might be things like massive, slow, neutrinos?

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    29. Re:Aether by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. She's already got the phlogiston. We need to remove it from her. Dephlogistated air will work nicely, with some fuel (matter with more readily available phlogiston) and an ignition source.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    30. Re:Aether by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that Maxwell's equations were assumed to apply in an at-rest condition, which is why people expected Michelson-Morley to get indications of Earth's motion through the aether. Once that failed to turn up, people started asking themselves all sorts of questions.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  3. statistically by lkcl · · Score: 2

    i think at some point some scientists somewhere will work out that the statistical evidence is growing to show, more and more, that dark matter *doesn't* exist...

    1. Re:statistically by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      I believe that all the words you used do, in fact, exist, and you used them in an order that implies meaning, but I don't think you wrote anything meaningful at all, because it doesn't appear you know anything substantive about the research. You might as well be leaning on the water cooler, saying, "Them fancy scientists! Pshaw!"

    2. Re:statistically by Bengie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then we need someone else to explain the excessive spacial distortion. We assume it's matter, but no matter what it is(pun), it does not fit anything we currently know about. I guess something other than matter could distort space time like matter, but we'd not quite sure yet. But as it stands currently, the only thing that can distort space is something that has mass, and anything with mass is "matter".

    3. Re:statistically by Livius · · Score: 1

      *Something* exists. If the dark matter model doesn't fit the evidence, then scientists will abandon it, but don't be surprised if the new explanation is something even stranger and less to your liking.

    4. Re:statistically by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      For a long time much of the community also didn't like dark matter... But as we collect more data, we get *more* statistically evidence that dark matter indeed exists. Dark matter is non baroynic matter that interacts with everything else with gravity only.

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    5. Re:statistically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a common belief amongst Mormons (Latter Day Saints) that there is a veil which obscures the true glory of the heavens. Perhaps we can't see what's causing the spacial distortion because their god doesn't want us to see it. :)

  4. The three most beautiful letters by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 5, Interesting

    WTF

    I love it when science can't explain something yet, it means we have so much more to learn.

  5. Dwarf Galaxies Dim Hopes of WIMPS by mbone · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Dark Matter is still there, as something (we don't know what). This doesn't "dim" the existence of DM as an effect* at all. What this does is (again) dim some faint hopes it might be WIMPS. It doesn't constrain other models / theories at all.

    * : even if the DM is MOND, or some other gravity correction, it might not be matter, but the effect would still exist.

    1. Re:Dwarf Galaxies Dim Hopes of WIMPS by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Yep. If dark matter only interacts via gravity, and not via any of the other forces, then these results wouldn't constrain it. It would also mean that it's not going to be directly observable any time soon, so most scientists hope that's not the case, but it's certainly a possibility. Sterile neutrinos are one possibility for this.

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    2. Re:Dwarf Galaxies Dim Hopes of WIMPS by mbone · · Score: 1

      There are other possibilities that are in principle quite observable. I would actually favor either condensed matter nuggets or axions to WIMPS, but that may be just me.

  6. wrong by slashmydots · · Score: 0

    There has never, ever, ever been any evidence at all that dark matter exists. It's all just math and for the math to be correct, us on Earth have to be able to calculate the total mass and energy in the entire universe. We're only off by like 10:1 too at last count. So instead of calling it invisible and omnipresent, how about the more accurate invisible and onmi-non-existant.

    1. Re:wrong by Bengie · · Score: 1

      They're creating a decently highly resolution map of dark matter around many galaxies. They can map it via its gravitational lensing. It distorts space and it is quite visible in that sense. They've already found dwarf galaxy sized clusters of this "unseen" mass. If it was any form of normal matter, we'd be able to detect it, as it would interact with light and block and or emit light in some way, but we do not see that, all we see is space warping from mass.

      So yes, there is A LOT of evidence of Dark Matter.

    2. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yes, there is A LOT of evidence of Dark Matter.

      Or proof against special relativity depending on how you look at it.

      Dark matter is a patch that is necessary for other models to not be disproved, without isolating dark matter there is no proof for it in itself.

    3. Re:wrong by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Special relativity may not work well with black holes or quantum level stuff, but it seems to predict everything we can measure at the atom level or higher, perfectly. If special relativity is as wrong with something like handling whatever Dark Matter is trying to fix, then special relativity should be nearly useless as a tool for anything. Yet we use special relativity for every day items such as computers, cell phones, and GPS. Well, I may be mixing up "special relativity" and "relativity". I am a bit laymen.

    4. Re:wrong by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2

      There is as much evidence of dark matter as there is of climate change. Quite a lot. Just because you are ignorant of that evidence does not make such evidence disappear.

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    5. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet we use special relativity for every day items such as computers, cell phones, and GPS. Well, I may be mixing up "special relativity" and "relativity". I am a bit laymen.

      You bet your life every day on Newtonian physics being good enough. We know that it is wrong but that doesn't prevent it from being useful to build bridges, cars and elevators.

      Newtonian physics happens to be insufficient for GPS and relativity happens to be good enough for GPS. That doesn't mean that relativity is correct and works for all cases, in fact we need patches like dark matter to apply it on a macroscopic level.

    6. Re:wrong by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      No, there's evidence of gravitational lensing. We still don't know much about gravity. We do know it can potentially be created with just energy and not mass though. So it's still likely that dark matter doesn't exist.

    7. Re:wrong by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      There is plenty of evidence that the horizon exists also. I can see it and measure how far away it is. But for some strange reason, no matter how fast you travel, you can never reach it.

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    8. Re:wrong by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      How would you tell the difference between energy that stays more or less in one place and matter? And what's with this indetectable energy? The idea of matter that doesn't interact electromagnetically seems very plausible compared to what you suggested.

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    9. Re:wrong by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Energy doesn't stay in place, it moves from high to low. We'd quickly detect if it was a form of energy, unless it was a new exotic form of energy, which it could be, but much much less likely than it being an exotic form of matter.

  7. The National Debt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The National Debt is made of dark matter. Eventually, it fades into the background and we don't even notice it.

    1. Re:The National Debt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because cutting taxes on the rich made it disappear.

  8. It's a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dark matter is made from all the jokes that God doesn't think are funny.

  9. Hardly Either Or by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

    If you want to be technical about it, you are creating an excluded middle.

    Thinking that the current search for dark matter is wasted effort hardly makes you anti science. It just means you don't like a particular line of research. I happen to be very pro physics research but very anti spending on ever larger accelerators. While they do get results we haven't been getting very much in spinoff from them for a very long time.

    1. Re:Hardly Either Or by Attila+the+Bun · · Score: 2

      Frovingslosh is saying dark matter doesn't exist. He's wrong. He's saying the effort devoted to finding out what it is is fruitless. He's wrong on that too.

      The question of priorities is much more complex, and everybody has their preferences. As it happens large accelerators are delivering more and more-useful spinoffs than ever before: the technologies developed to build the most recent generation of accelerators have direct applications in industry and medicine. Some people claim the same technology could be developed more cheaply without the involvement of particle physics research, but so far nobody has figured out a way to make that happen.

    2. Re:Hardly Either Or by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

      Frovingslosh is saying dark matter doesn't exist. He's wrong.

      That's a very strong statement. I personally would say no more than "Something we don't fully understand is causing an effect".

      it happens large accelerators are delivering more and more-useful spinoffs than ever before

      You spend 8 billion to get 100 million worth of R&D it's not a great use of funds. It's not the first time this debate has come up. I doubt it will be the last. The space program is probably the best example, 100 billion for the research and spinoffs ? Really bad investment. 100 billion to win the cold war ? cheap at 100 times the price.*

      * which is actually less than what it cost

    3. Re:Hardly Either Or by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Frovingslosh is saying dark matter doesn't exist. He's wrong. He's saying the effort devoted to finding out what it is is fruitless. He's wrong on that too.

      And you know this how?

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    4. Re:Hardly Either Or by Bengie · · Score: 1

      And that "something" is Dark Matter. No matter what it is, something is causing unaccountable effects. Since we know those effects are facts, we can say with 100% certainty that Dark Matter is real. It is whatever is causing those effects. It could be something we know, but not very likely.

      It's like saying we fall towards the Earth, so we're going to give that force a name of "Dark Force". Some time later, we call it gravity. As far as I care, from a hypothetical standpoint, it could have been almost anything, it didn't have to be gravity, as long as whatever it was could account for us falling towards the Earth.

    5. Re:Hardly Either Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, "gravity" is just a place holder name for a force. We still can't prove that "gravity" exists, but we do know that there is a mysterious force that pulls matter together. In this way, "Gravity" and "Dark Matter" are in the same boat.

    6. Re:Hardly Either Or by Attila+the+Bun · · Score: 2

      Frovingslosh is saying dark matter doesn't exist. He's wrong.

      That's a very strong statement. I personally would say no more than "Something we don't fully understand is causing an effect".

      Our statements are almost identical. The term "dark matter" is just shorthand for "something we don't understand, exerting a gravitational effect". There's also the possibility that there is no "something" and our understanding of gravity is wrong, but that has now been all but ruled out.

      You spend 8 billion to get 100 million worth of R&D it's not a great use of funds.

      This is a separate argument, but I'll answer it with two important points:

      1. You can't put a value on fundamental research. The Higgs Boson in unlikely to have any direct application in the near future, but what about superconductors, or RF generators, or ion sources, or ultra-high vacuum techniques? All technologies which have been heavily developed for particle physics, and which have already found their way into industry. Even if you came up with a figure for the value of those technologies up to now, there's no way you can measure their future value. Yet future progress without them is unthinkable. All our technology is built on fundamental research, so if technology (and by extension, civilisation) is to advance so must fundamental research.

      2. Could you develop the same technology more cheaply, without building huge science experiments? No. Of course not. Who would spend their whole career perfecting some obscure device if there wasn't a chance of participating in a great discovery? Industry just can't generate that kind of motivation.

    7. Re:Hardly Either Or by Livius · · Score: 1

      "Something we don't fully understand is causing an effect".

      And it's name is 'dark matter'.

      We have to call it something.

    8. Re:Hardly Either Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true Acolyte.

      It's like saying the fictious centrifugal force is real, all the while ignoring what might actually be causing it.
      If what you're looking for is undetectable, invisible and impossible to prove exists, it should really tell you something.
      That maybe we need to revise some basic understandings, ie. about gravity and the structure of space-time, to gain a larger perspective.

      Dark Matter may be real to you, but does it actually help?

    9. Re:Hardly Either Or by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 1

      But the "effects" of which you speak aren't "effects" are such. They're deviations from current theory. That is to say, theory and observation do not match at these very large scales. The orbit of Mercury deviated from the predictions of Newtonian mechanics etc. Was it being perturbed by another body in the inner solar system that we haven't yet managed to see?

    10. Re:Hardly Either Or by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      The language you use, can easily define and limit your thinking. Calling this dark matter really seems to be a good example,

    11. Re:Hardly Either Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe for someone who isn't actually studying the it.

    12. Re:Hardly Either Or by Cabriel · · Score: 1

      2. Could you develop the same technology more cheaply, without building huge science experiments? No. Of course not. Who would spend their whole career perfecting some obscure device if there wasn't a chance of participating in a great discovery? Industry just can't generate that kind of motivation.

      To agree with you, I would say we've seen the example of Industry's idea of advancement in the automobile industry: The major manufacturers kept making almost solely gasonline-only vehicles with only minor incremental advancements until they were required by legislation to make alternatives available to the public, and when they whined about how much it would cost, the (North American) governments gave them subsidies for these new lines of vehicles...

      ...That is, until an outsider decided to enter the market and shake things up with a huge divergence from the norm.

      I don't think we can trust Industry to make the kinds of advancements we need to be able to continue the improvement of our understanding of Science at an acceptable rate. If we left it to Industry, we'd still be riding horses to get around.

    13. Re:Hardly Either Or by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      What if it isn't matter at all. By calling it Dark Matter, you have lead yourself and everyone else looking for answers down the wrong dead end. I have yet to see an reasoning that says it isn't just the different speeds of time through the gravity well of the galaxy. Time passes slower when in a stronger gravity field. So the stars near the core will appear to be moving more slowly to us who are well outside of that galaxy. In relation, the stars out at the edge will have faster clocks and will therefore be moving faster than we would think they should. Calling an apparent effect of time some sort of mysterious matter would be a large mistake and just end up confusing people looking for what may be going on.

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    14. Re:Hardly Either Or by Livius · · Score: 1

      Calling an apparent effect of time some sort of mysterious matter would be a large mistake

      Actually it would be general relativity.

    15. Re:Hardly Either Or by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It has mass, and doesn't move very fast, so it's reasonable to call it matter. It doesn't interact electromagnetically, so it's reasonable to call it dark.

      In the meantime, I suspect astrophysicists have already calculated the effect of mass on passage of time. Moreover, while that could conceivably explain the galactic rotation curves that were the first problem (I'm not a physicist), how would it explain other evidence of dark matter?

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    16. Re:Hardly Either Or by Bengie · · Score: 1

      In order for there not to be matter, we must come up with something entirely new to explain the distortion of space. We know fora fact that the space is distorted, we can see it. It is all over the place, mostly around the "halos" of galaxies. Maybe you're so smart as to create a whole new branch of science for us, o great one.

    17. Re:Hardly Either Or by Bengie · · Score: 1

      We clearly see the distortion of space time with nothing detectable there. You are wrong is your assumptions.

  10. We don't know anything is weird here by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dark Matter and Dark Energy are not terms that should conjure up weirdness in your mind. Not at this point, anyway.

    Neither concept has a shred of evidence behind it indicating that anything exotic is going on. If you really want a good handle on the terms, just think of them as "We hope some sources of energy and matter we can't detect are out there because otherwise, the math behind our hypotheses doesn't work."

    It's a limitation of trying to figure out what's going on incredible distances -- and times -- from us with a combination of barely functional tools, our (decent, I'm guessing) grasp of science, and the participant's intuitions.

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    1. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Artifakt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I suspect we should have avoided terms like "Dark X', in favor of something that sounds more neutral and less dramatic. (I know, 'dramatic' sells research programs, especially to congress...).

                  Linguistic problems have happened frequently in Physics and particularly Cosmology. After all, "Big Bang" was a term made up to poke fun at the idea it described, coined by Fred Hoyle, who wanted to defend the alternative ""Steady State" theory and thought "Big Bang" would sound rediculous. The phrase "Collapse of the state vector" in Quantum Mechanics has a similar problem, in that 'collapse' itself has a negative connotation, and makes it sound to some people like the Quantum state is superior to the Classical state, like some sort of 'fall from heaven' occurs when the vector reifies. "Reification" was a more neutral term that many people such as Dirac and Minkowski liked, but which died out in use by the 1970's. A lot of the Depak Chopra sort of writing on QM seems to stem from seeing the process of quantum probabilities becoming classical events as a fundamentally negative thing, and the Quantum "Realm" as somehow closer to God than the regular realm we experience, and calling it a collapse certainly encourages that view.

                    Dark Matter and Dark Energy may be causing something of the same effect, where a more neutral term, such as "Undetected Matter", or "Unknown Force" might not.

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    2. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS SUMMER, A NEW EVIL IS COMING TO TOWN...

      DARK MATTER II: INVISIBLE ENEMY

      FRIDAY, MAY 27TH, IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE

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    3. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Neither concept has a shred of evidence behind it indicating that anything exotic is going on.

      It depends on what you mean by 'exotic'. In physics we usually reserve this term for 'new physics that we do not yet understand'. In these terms Dark Matter is "exotic". There is a huge amount of evidence (from galaxy rotation curves, cosmic microwave background and gravitational lensing) indicating that there some sort of mass which is not made of atoms. Since all the matter we have a handle on is made of atoms (or, if a plasma, parts of atoms) 'exotic' seems like an appropriate description at least until we figure out what it is exactly.

      Your suggestion that the "maths does not work" has been tried. Modified Newtonian Dynamics (MOND) models essentially died with the Bullet Cluster because this showed that there was a gravitational field (it lensed the galaxies behind it) where there was no atomic matter. Effectively when this pair of galaxies collided the atomic matter in each interacted with each other and slowed down and the Dark Matter passed through each other without interacting. It is very hard to explain this with anything other than some type of 'exotic' form of matter not made of atoms.

    4. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By what curious definition do you conclude that galactic rotation curves, galaxy-in-cluster orbits, and directly observed differences in the distribution of visible matter and sources of gravitational force (c.f. bullet cluster, among others) are not a "shred of evidence" that something exotic is occurring?

      All of these, combined with certain very broad assumptions and very sensitive experiments locally, lead one to conclude that (1) Observable matter supplies only a small minority of the observed gravitation in the universe and (2) whatever the majority is, it has no measurable interaction except by the gravitational force. The evidence in the large-scale, classical world that there are additional, unseen contributors to the relativistic stress-energy tensor is at this point not only not lacking, it's practically overwhelming.

      What we lack a shred of evidence of is even a hint of beyond the standard model (BSM) physics on the quantum field theory side: The LHC has found hundreds of new bound quark states, the boring scalar Higgs particle that was predicted fifty years ago, and squat else: No axions, no majorana fermions, no right-handed neutrinos, no new heavy neutrino flavors, no tachyons, no sleptons or stops, no other new bosons (scalar, vector or otherwise), nothing. Negative results in the form of "nothing unexpected in this region" help in as far as they tell the theorists "your hypothetical particles and couplings can't cause anything to happen at X energy level or we'd see it" but proving a negative is a rather hopeless endeavor.

      The only serious expectation is that the LHC's upcoming run at its design energy basically has to reveal something in the low TeV because otherwise quantum electroweak theory Doesn't Work at the energy level the LHC will now routinely access.

    5. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      According to some it's an electric phenomenon. Ever seen the effect static electricity have? If the center of the galaxy has a different potential than the outer parts it could be the answer.

      But unless we can measure the potential difference we won't know.

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    6. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Dark Matter and Dark Energy may be causing something of the same effect, where a more neutral term, such as "Undetected Matter", or "Unknown Force" might not.

      May the Force be with you.

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    7. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Livius · · Score: 1

      I think some people are simply objecting to the name but expressing themselves poorly and objecting to the science. Since matter (in the ordinary sense) can be dark (in the ordinary sense), it is perfectly valid to point out that 'dark matter' is a truly terrible name, and hopefully whoever discovers it will name it something better.

      (It's much worse than, for example, calling quarks red, green, and blue, since you can't reflect visible light off a quark and therefore in that context colour must take on a metaphorical meaning.)

    8. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure sound better than "calculation error" or "faulty theories"!

      Google: The Resonance Project

    9. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      I suspect we should have avoided terms like "Dark X', in favor of something that sounds more neutral and less dramatic.

      Isn't this exactly what we want?? Seriously, name one thing that is wrong with people seeing science in a dramatic, exciting perspective which draws more interest and funding?

      One of the greatest motivations in human advancement has been a curiosity in the unknown, and giving it an intriguing name and surrounding it with mystery is just us doing our thing.

    10. Re: We don't know anything is weird here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "dark" because it doesn't emit nor reflect light. Nothing grandiose about it.

    11. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 1

      There is a huge amount of evidence

      IANAP but wouldn't you phrase this somewhat differently? I wouldn't be able to decide between the theory hypothesising the extra matter being wrong and the existence of some invisible and so far undetected source of mass. I understand why physicists don't want to throw General Relativity away of course.

    12. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Such an electric field would be trivially detectable. The currents the electric universe would need would also be trivially detectable. And then on top of all that, the electric universe explains a very good approximation of absolutely nothing about the universe we observe (Red shifts for example but plenty of other examples)

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    13. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Sique · · Score: 1

      But dark in this case is completely cromulent, as dark implicitely means no light, and in fact, dark matter (and also dark energy) doesn't emit any light or even interact with light. This matter really is dark in the original sense of the word, all later connotations not withstanding.

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    14. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by little1973 · · Score: 1

      Please, can we forget the Bullet Cluster as the holy grail for Dark Matter? Even the wikipedia page mentions the alternative interpretations.

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    15. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      ... no majorana fermions ...

      Maybe not.

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    16. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by PvtVoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is a huge amount of evidence

      IANAP but wouldn't you phrase this somewhat differently?

      Why should he phrase it differently? There is a huge amount of evidence. As in, multiple, independent measurements that all point in exactly the same direction:

      - Galactic rotation curves
      - Gravitational lensing
      - Cosmic Microwave Background acoustic oscillations
      - Cluster baryon fractions from X-ray measurements
      - Large-scale structure

      All of these things require something like dark matter to make any sense at all.

    17. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

      The point of the bullet cluster is not that it is the "holy grail" for Dark Matter - all the other evidence provides that - it is that it really kills the MOND interpretation which was pretty much already dead and gone before hand in any case. The 'alternative explanations' part of the wikipedia article refer primarily to an *online refutation*, not a refereed journal paper. However I'm sure that you can come up with models that make the bullet cluster work it is just that they are so convoluted and fine tuned that nobody believes them because there is no evidence to support them over the far simpler model that there is some undiscovered particle out there.

    18. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easier to believe GR is wrong, than to believe there is magical dark matter.

    19. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      dark roast...

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    20. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      ghost matter

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    21. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      It's easier to believe GR is wrong, than to believe there is magical dark matter.

      The hard part is coming up with a theory that replaces GR. Simply asserting that GR is wrong is of no use to anybody.

    22. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In truth the term was coined for the first hypotesis on what was causing the discrepancy. Originally it was assumed that there was a bunch of stuff that wasn't emitting light accounting for the excess mass, but that it was still normal matter (brown dwarves, rogue planets, gas/dust clouds) or a known type of exotic matter (neutrinos, black holes).

      Subsequent observations have ruled out those possibilities as the number of them required to explain the observed inconstancy with theory would be detectable, but have shown that there must be something out there.

      So newer theories of Dark Matter are circulating and being tested now. The individual theories all have a more specific name like "WIMPS" for Weakly Interactive massive Particles. But since we haven't figured out which if any are actually responsible mostly the discussion comes down to "we're looking for dark matter", when bottom lined for a journalist.

    23. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 1

      All of these things require something like dark matter to make any sense at all.

      They do within the existing framework of physics. But you're not giving both sides of the story here. There's no evidence of dark matter in our local vicinity yet theory suggests our galaxy must be composed of at least 80% dark matter. The gravitational effects of such a huge amount of invisible mass should be obvious to us. So far no evidence for its existence has been found, despite increasingly accurate measurements (ranging measurements to Cassini and so on).

    24. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      The gravitational effects of such a huge amount of invisible mass should be obvious to us.

      Not necessarily - Dark Matter is so far only obvious at the galactic scale and above. This might be because its distribution only varies on such large scales. If this is the case then DM within the solar system would have no gravitational effect because the density of DM would be approximately uniform throughout it.

      As for redefining the physical laws on a large scale these models have a lot of trouble explaining all the observed effects but in any case these are still 'exotic' physics and, if anything, far more exotic than just adding a new type of particle. In fact we have seen this before when nuclear beta decay was found to conserve neither energy or momentum. The conclusion was not that we needed to rewrite the laws of physics but that there was a particle that we could not detect...and it took ~60 years before we did detect the neutrinos.

    25. Re:We don't know anything is weird here by Bengie · · Score: 1

      If there was something electric, it would interact with light. Light is the carrier of electromagnetism.

  11. Dark Matter - the Phlogiston of the modern age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dark matter is like the old ideas of phlogiston and the luminiferous ether of previous centuries. There is no such thing. The problem is that current physics lacks a proper understanding of gravity. Physicists will eventually find that the gravitational constant is not a constant and that it varies according to scale and time. Once that is realized there will no longer be a need to invoke the concept of dark matter to explain what holds galaxies together despite their rotation.

  12. The glitch by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

    There is no dark matter... it's a glitch in the machine.

    That's not a bad thing; a glitch can be exploited.

    1. Re:The glitch by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Just wait until they "fix the glitch" in accounting, without telling Dark Matter. He'll be back for his stapler.

  13. Not really that wierd at all by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    It is very easy to imagine models for Dark Matter where the DM cannot annihilate with itself. In such cases there are only two ways to detect it: create it in high energy collisions such as those at the LHC or detect it bouncing off an atomic nucleus in extremely sensitive experiments placed deep underground to shield them from cosmic rays. The fact that there is no evidence of annihilating Dark Matter does not "dim hopes of Dark Matter" it just dims hopes of one particular class of model of Dark Matter.

    If the LHC sees nothing in the next few years though it does tell us something: Dark Matter is unlikely to be a a massive particle which interacts with matter via the weak force. At LHC energies we can pretty-much exclude the mass range consistent with thermal production in the Big Bang for this class of particle. There are ways around this e.g. exotic production mechanisms or multiple types of particle contributing to Dark Matter but the simplest models for weak particles will be gone and axions might start to look even more attractive as an explanation.

  14. It's pretty obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what dark matter is, it's every species out there that reached the stage of 3D printing eventually 3D printed so much free stuff that you can detect its mass.

  15. wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. The observations do not fit the theory, therefore the overarching theory is wrong - period. It NEVER works the other way around. Go back to the drawing board and conjure up something else.

    This is what happens when "scientists" have the produce something interesting in order to keep someone else's money flowing into their pockets.

  16. Listen Up, Morons! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It really boggles my mind that the guys studying this stuff haven't come to the conclusion that the matter "missing from universe" that they are trying to associate with Dark Matter is more than likely brown dwarfs or dense material with just can't detect yet from super nova explosions. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

    1. Re:Listen Up, Morons! by mbone · · Score: 1

      Can't be brown dwarfs, thank's to micro lensing constraints. Can't be supernova, as it was present before the microwave background. It could be smaller compact stuff - see this for the current allowed holes in the condensed matter mass spectrum, and this for some ideas and references for an alternative DM theory involving condensed matter.

    2. Re:Listen Up, Morons! by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Even if it was "brown dwarfs", if there was 8x more brown dwarfs than matter that we can see, all of those brown dwarfs would just turn into stars in the first place. Matter that we see naturally coalesces over time, so it seems quite ludicrous to assume that the "hidden mass" is somehow normal matter that does not coalesces. It's still a good enough hypothetical that should be ran through the math grinder just to be sure as we're already grasping at straws, but I don't know how it passes the sniff test for people regurgitating this disproven idea.

      I guess what I'm getting it at, is why do people think that it's normal matter that does not act like normal matter? That makes absolutely no sense. But like I said, was still worth running through the math grinder, just to be sure, as it's still plausible.

    3. Re:Listen Up, Morons! by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      With topics like global warming, Scientist can do no wrong. When it comes to cosmology, every dipshit thinks they have the answer in 5 seconds flat.

      You are wrong. If your weren't such a dipshit you would have bothered to read up on the data a little bit, and then you would know you where wrong before opening that mouth of yours.

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    4. Re:Listen Up, Morons! by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      It really boggles my mind that the guys studying this stuff haven't come to the conclusion that the matter "missing from universe" that they are trying to associate with Dark Matter is more than likely brown dwarfs or dense material with just can't detect yet from super nova explosions. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

      Yeah. All those smarty-pants scientists completely missed this.

      Or it could be that brown-dwarf dark matter is inconsistent with what we know about primordial nucleosynthesis, plus it was searched for by gravitational microlensing experiments, and wasn't found.

  17. Norm makes the original argument with his data by stevez67 · · Score: 2

    It doesn't matter what you call it ... declining or dilution ... the end result is fewer women in CS career fields than men. The effect is less a less robust CS field and the resulting negatives that come along with a technology field operating with blinders.

  18. Scientists obsessed with exotic explainations by Squidlips · · Score: 1

    Why are scientists obsessed with finding the most exotic explanation of Dark Matter without first exhausting the more prosaic explanations? It is Occam's Razor upside down. I think that the reason is there there is a Nobel Prize and fame if Dark Matter turns out to be a particle, but there is no glory if it turns out to be something more ordinary such as neutral hydrogen, dust, etc. Even a modification of Newtonian laws at a distance to explain Dark Matter is not exotic enough.....so we have to endure Crackpot Cosmology Theory (CCT) of the week from here to eternity...

    1. Re:Scientists obsessed with exotic explainations by aXis100 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Plenty of scientists have tried to use simpler explanations but there is evidence that rules them out. The best example is the bullet cluster - two galaxies collided and the various components of the cluster - stars, gas and dark matter - all behaved differntly during the collision. The gravitational lensing effects cannot be explained by theories that dont include dark matter.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

    2. Re:Scientists obsessed with exotic explainations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are scientists obsessed with finding the most exotic explanation of Dark Matter without first exhausting the more prosaic explanations?

      That's an easy one. They aren't.

    3. Re:Scientists obsessed with exotic explainations by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      What's so exotic about matter that doesn't interact with anything except gravitationally (and possibly by the weak force)? It isn't anything we've seen, but there's a selection bias in there.

      In the meantime, people have looked extensively for dust and gas and other things, but these in the quantities necessary would have effects we can see. People have tried modifying Newtonian gravity (those theories have a name, so people have been considering them), but they don't account for all the effects.

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  19. Theories breaking at larger scales = bad theories by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

    Don't know much about physics, but Newton's laws of motion were good and still work on a small scale for most practical purposes. Then we had the theories of general and special relativity, which work on larger scales and describe spacetime. Further we have quantum field theory, which describes interactions at an extremely small scale and apparently has yet to be unified with the G/S theories of relativity. The lack of unification leads me to believe that we're either too stupid to discover the missing link or that one or both theories are inaccurate. Now that our observable universe is pretty damn huge, a larger sample size to test our various theories against, it doesn't surprise me that things don't add up. There could be dark matter/energy, other dimensions/universes bumping into ours, a godlike noncorporeal alien race using quantum teleportation as its neural network and galaxies as its body, etc., but if I had to put good money on it I'd venture that our theories are wrong. Until current "working" theories can at least be unified, I'd hold off proposing things like the majority of all matter/energy in the universe not being directly observable. Errors on a small scale are negligible, but when applied at the insane scale of the universe they can't be ignored. Even if dark matter/energy do exist, our theories are probably still wrong.

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  20. Dark Matter/Energy = Here be dragons on maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of old in the era of exploration in the 16th and 17th Centuries for mariners on the open sea. That astronomers let themselves be taken by such silliness will rank up there with canals on mars and epicycles in terms of erroneousness.

    As for what can explain the rotational nature of galaxies it's rather simple. We know that galaxies form clusters, superclusters, and filaments that extend for millions to billions of light years which naturally evolve from intergalactic and interstellar plasma and matter pushed from stars that we can observe on a daily basis among most stars including our own. And these stars, galaxies, and galactic clusters align along and are entrained by electromagnetic fields that all stars and galaxies generate. This can and is observed on a daily basis in telescopes around the world.

    And this is a far simpler and more logical theory than hypothesizing imaginary matter that has never been observed.

  21. Disappointed...? by sonicmerlin · · Score: 1

    I don't know... I kind of like the fact that the universe is still such a mystery to us. With the large hadron collider there was almost a sense of let down that nothing exotic or unexpected appeared. That everything went according to our models.

  22. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Of course it flat-lined, they were using the Fermi Large Area Telescope (FLAT)!

    1. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess if they were looking for a spike they should have used the Sierra Peaks Instrument for Kinetic Energy instead.

    2. Re:Of course by SpaceCracker · · Score: 1

      When you can't explain unusual gravitational attraction you write it off as DM (doesn't matter).
      When you can't explain unusual gravitational repulsion you conclude it's DE (downright evil).

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  23. No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No problem.

    Just present a model that works with the observational data it and it will be gone.

  24. Dwarfs in space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I came here hoping for a si-fi version of Dwarf Fortress...

  25. 250 years of hastiness by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    As early as the 1670s, Newton used the idea of aether to help match observations to strict mechanical rules of his physics.

    "The motion of light was a long standing investigation in physics for hundreds of years before the 20th century."

    Ether theorists: Newton, Robert Boyle, Christiaan Huygens, Faraday, Lorentz, James Clerk Maxwell, Poincare...

    It is noteworthy that, despite it being impossible to prove a negative, the ether has supposedly been disproven. So why does Wikipedia add a question mark to that section's title?

    It was highly honorable of his logical conscience that Newton decided to create absolute space. He could just as well have called the absolute space the "rigid ether". - Albert Einstein

    My own theory of the ether, gravity and QM.

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    1. Re:250 years of hastiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is noteworthy that, despite it being impossible to prove a negative, the ether has supposedly been disproven. So why does Wikipedia add a question mark to that section's title?

      Because some editor decided to put one there? You're really using Wikipedia punctuation as indicative of something significant?

    2. Re:250 years of hastiness by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      250 years of hastiness

      That's 0.00025 Myr. A truly negligible period of time, you short-viewed non-geologist insensitive clod.

      I come here for the love

      Well, that was a waste of time, wasn't it. Or do you mean a special sort of love involving chains and metal probes? And lubrication - lots of lubrication carefully kept sealed in it's pots and tubes.

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  26. Re:Shouldn't that be... by Al3s · · Score: 1

    African-American matter is the correct term.

  27. Re:Shouldn't that be... by tepples · · Score: 1

    "Little People" Galaxies

    That sounds like it'd be Fisher-Price's attempt to cash in on the popularity of LEGO film-to-game adaptations and The LEGO Movie.

  28. It is more about an open mind by jd.schmidt · · Score: 1

    There is no doubt that there is a dark matter "effect", it is just that we don't really know we will every find a particle that is "Dark Matter". I kind of dislike the name for that reason, maybe scientist are affected by this but your common layman seem to think one day we will have bottles full of "Dark Matter" we can use in some future technology. We simply know very little about what is causing the dark matter effect and we have much more knowledge about what it isn't than what is might be. The key is to keep an open mind about what we might be looking for.

  29. Listen Up, Morons! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the first thing they thought up. Turned out that was wrong, and something weirder is going on.

  30. Tim Conway? by tmjva · · Score: 1

    If you look for the golfball particles, perhaps you can find the Dorf galaxies?

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  31. Why bother, when the end of the rainbow is closer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are we chasing dark matter (and dark energy while we are at it)? If you have studied the history of science it is pretty obvious that these two terms are essentially the same as Copernicus' epicycles: a hack to make a failing hypothesis work for a while. When scientists come up with things that are:
    a) undetectable/unverifiable
    b) arbitrarily designed to fit the error margin between theory and observed fact
    c) like something a sci-fi author is about to base a whole book series on
    you can pretty much take it to the bank that not only is this newly named "phenomena" a complete fabrication, but that the theory that required it is so far from the truth that no minor tweak would get even close to the target.

    Seriously, nobody spotted that according to this theory all detectable matter accounts for only 10% of the mass of the universe. i.e. our error margin is 10x (not 0.1% or even 10%, but 1000%). The noise to signal ratio is: there is no signal!

    Never mind being in the ballpark, current theory hasn't even left home, it may be in the basement tinkering with the boiler or something, because it certainly hasn't even seen the ballpark!