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Ken Ham's Ark Torpedoed With Charges of Religious Discrimination

McGruber writes: Back on February 4, "Science Guy" Bill Nye debated Creationist Kenneth Alfred "Ken" Ham. That high-profile debate helped boost support for Ham's $73 million "Ark Encounter" project, allowing Ham to announce on February 25 that a municipal bond offering had raised enough money to begin construction. Nye said he was "heartbroken and sickened for the Commonwealth of Kentucky" after learning that the project would move forward. Nye said the ark would eventually draw more attention to the beliefs of Ham's ministry, which preaches that the Bible's creation story is a true account, and as a result, "voters and taxpayers in Kentucky will eventually see that this is not in their best interest."

In July, the Kentucky Tourism Development Finance Authority unanimously approved $18.25 million worth of tax incentives to keep the ark park afloat. The funds are from a state program that allows eligible tourism attractions a rebate of as much as 25 percent of the investment in the project. Since then, the Ark Park's employment application has became public: "Nestled among the requirements for all job applicants were three troubling obligatory documents: 'Salvation testimony,' 'Creation belief statement,' and a 'Confirmation of your agreement with the AiG statement of faith.' (AiG is Answers in Genesis, Ham's ministry and Ark Encounter's parent company.)"

That caused the Kentucky Tourism, Arts and Heritage Cabinet to halt its issuance of tax incentives for the ark park. Bob Stewart, secretary of the cabinet, wrote to Ham that "the Commonwealth does not provide incentives to any company that discriminates on the basis of religion and we will not make any exception for Ark Encounter, LLC." Before funding could proceed, Stewart explained, "the Commonwealth must have the express written assurance from Ark Encounter, LLC that it will not discriminate in any way on the basis of religion in hiring." The ark park has not yet sunk. It is "still pending before the authority" and a date has not yet been set for the meeting where final approval will be considered.

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  1. Sanity? by robstout · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe a bit of Sanity from Kentucky? I hope so.

    1. Re:Sanity? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If there was any sanity in Kentucky, they wouldn't have been funding, by tax incentives or any other means, a bloody Creationist theme park.

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    2. Re:Sanity? by Chas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Repeat after me.

      SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!

      It's not a hard concept to grasp.

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    3. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Dunno. It says in the paper: Congress shalt make no law establishing state religion or abridging the free practice thereof. It doesn't say states can't do whatever.

      On the other hand, it has been fashionable as of late to use an incorporation interpretation of the Constitution to claim that states are bound by Federal law and Federal restrictions, drawing the states under the same rule. Notably, this interpretation means state laws are automatically invalid if the Federal government can't make such a law, and has odd implications for the 10th amendment (that powers not granted to the Federal government nor forbidden to the states fall to the state or people; powers forbidden to the Fed are now also forbidden to the states). Nevertheless, under such interpretation, it would be illegal for the state to deny money to a religious project that otherwise falls under such rules as "reasonable tourism attraction."

    4. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It really is. There is no "separation of church and state". There is "not making laws banning or establishing the practice of religion."

      Making laws to exclude state support of religious functions or state endorsement(!) of religion, including display of religious symbolism in courthouses as appropriated by the staff under the same budget which does indeed allow them to purchase *anything* *else* as discretionary decoration, would be in violation of this whole "Congress shall make no law" thing. Taking action without first making a law, on the other hand, would be a Constitutional crisis of Executive overreach, by which the Executive branch acts unilaterally as an authoritarian arm (i.e. a dictatorship or oligarchy).

      The Constitution does not forbid states from making such laws, only Congress (Federal). This is sensible: Maryland doesn't have a "Congress", but rather a "General Assembly" comprised of an Upper and Lower House. A state could set itself up with a friggin' Parliament if it wanted. A state Congress would not be "Congress", because then the state could escape such clauses by not having a congress; instead, it would be "the States".

      Lately, there has been the legal position that a more recent Constitutional amendment forbids states from engaging in practices forbidden to the Federal government (the Incorporation argument). This has a strange impact of invalidating state laws entirely, and of twisting the Tenth Amendment. It is only by this argument that one could argue the state has any obligation at all; and, by this argument, the state's obligation is to fund religious projects which fall under the funding guidelines for anything else--such as tourist attractions. In the Incorporation interpretation, it would be patently illegal for the state to *refuse* to fund such a thing based on it being a religious artifact; the baseless assertion of an imaginary separation of church and state, interestingly enough, would also demand that the state not take a stance *against* religion in this way.

      Apparently, it is a hard concept to grasp.

    5. Re:Sanity? by mythosaz · · Score: 4, Informative

      While I hate the idea of government/public funds going to feed a Creationist anything, it's simply a tax rebate offered to tourism generating projects. Six Flags Kentucky (ride the log jam jamboree!) and Ten Commandments Lexington (ride the old testament log jam jamboree!) would both get the tourism generating rebate on taxes. Meh.

      The only interesting this about this is that the organizers of the project are the sort of morons who don't understand you can't screen job applicants based on their faith. [I mean, we already knew they were idiots, but apparently they also have the world's least competent HR department.]

    6. Re:Sanity? by snakeplissken · · Score: 1

      In what way is the state of Kentucky establishing an official religion, or inhibiting other people from practicing their own religion, by granting tax breaks and incentives to the park?

      if that were all, kentucky wouldn't be establishing blah blah, but by giving tax breaks to a park which _then_ only employs certain religious people by discriminating in its employment practices it is establishing etc. because tax payers (the state's) money is then being used in a religiously discriminatory fashion in employment, just as it would be wrong for the state itself to discriminate in such a fashion when employing its own workers.

      snake

    7. Re:Sanity? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1, Informative

      Why wouldn't they? It's a tourist draw, just like the museum. They want tourist dollars, which is why they have laws to help new tourist attractions get funding. You can argue about whether or not people would actually want to go there, but all you need to do is look at the attendance for the museum. Having 2 similar attractions in the same area would probably increase tourism overall, in fact. Why just go to the museum when they could go to the museum and then the theme park? Having the theme park would most likely increase museum attendance also.

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    8. Re:Sanity? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Making laws to exclude state support of religious functions or state endorsement(!) of religion, including display of religious symbolism in courthouses as appropriated by the staff under the same budget which does indeed allow them to purchase *anything* *else* as discretionary decoration, would be in violation of this whole "Congress shall make no law" thing. Taking action without first making a law, on the other hand, would be a Constitutional crisis of Executive overreach, by which the Executive branch acts unilaterally as an authoritarian arm (i.e. a dictatorship or oligarchy).

      How about something from Kentucky's constitution?

      Section 5. Right of religious freedom. No preference shall ever be given by law to any religious sect, society or denomination; nor to any particular creed, mode of worship or system of ecclesiastical polity; nor shall any person be compelled to attend any place of worship, to contribute to the erection or maintenance of any such place, or to the salary or supportofanyministerofreligion;norshallanyman be compelled to send his child to any school to which he may be conscientiously opposed; and the civil rights, privileges or capacities of no person shall be taken away, or in anywise diminished or enlarged, on account of his belief or disbelief of any religious tenet, dogma or teaching. No human authority shall, in any case whatever, control or interfere with the rights of conscience.

      Kentucky is violating its own constitution as well as the US Constitution.

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    9. Re:Sanity? by Aryden · · Score: 1

      This is why we have a Supreme Court that rules whether or not a state law violates the constitution of the United States. This has been proven since its inception and continues to be proved regularly. see: same sex marriage. Any state that decided to pass a law stating that X religion is the religion of the state and has rights and privileges within the state that no other religion enjoys, would be struck down by SCOTUS as unconstitutional and you know it.

      "The "Establishment Clause," stating that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion," is generally read to prohibit the Federal government from establishing a national church ("religion") or excessively involving itself in religion, particularly to the benefit of one religion over another. Following the ratification of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution and through the doctrine of incorporation, this restriction is held to be applicable to state governments as well."

      see also the 14th Amendment

    10. Re:Sanity? by Tanktalus · · Score: 2

      Without any regard to the religious organisation. As long as any group can qualify for tax breaks of a similar nature for a similar sized tourist attraction with similar business plans, and expectation of tourist dollars spent in-state, regardless of the religosity or lack thereof of the attraction, then they are supporting tourism for tourist purposes.

      (And I say that disagreeing with Ham's interpretation of the Bible.) (And disagreeing with the whole concept of selective tax breaks - if you have spare cash, spread it around by lowering all taxes, not just certain ones.)

    11. Re:Sanity? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kentucky actually has their own clause for "Right of religious freedom" which endorses the concept of the separation of church and state. BTW most states do.

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    12. Re:Sanity? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      This issue has zero to do with the separation between church and state. The theme park is not a religious organization, it is a for-profit corporation. It is owned by a non-profit religious organization, sure, but the park itself is a separate legal entity.

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    13. Re:Sanity? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The only interesting this about this is that the organizers of the project are the sort of morons who don't understand you can't screen job applicants based on their faith.

      The distinction is that, as a religious organization, Answers In Genesis can in fact (and does) discriminate hiring based on religion. The theme park, as a for-profit corporation, cannot discriminate. The lawyers are trying to argue that the job posting was for Answers In Genesis, not the theme park, and the board wants assurances that the theme park will not discriminate in hiring.

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    14. Re:Sanity? by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      Obviously the Catholic Church can choose to only hire, say, priests who're actually Catholic to lead masses.

      If AIG posted the wrong job template, then, whatever, oops, our bad, sorry, we'll put up the right one ASAP, good catch.

      ["who're" is a fun word...]

      Note to self: Make all of my businesses NPOs, giving myself a big salary, and skirt all sorts of laws. [e.g. every MJ dispensary in Arizona.]

    15. Re:Sanity? by anonymous_echidna · · Score: 1

      ... Nevertheless, under such interpretation, it would be illegal for the state to deny money to a religious project that otherwise falls under such rules as "reasonable tourism attraction."

      The problem isn't that it is a religious project. The problem is that public funds can't be used on projects with discriminatory employment practices.

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    16. Re:Sanity? by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Way OT, but...

      I have the pleasure of being a close friend of one of the people at AZDHS responsible for writing all of the medical marijuana rules. The entire process was fascinating, and I got a nice crash course in administrative law from him. When we voted for that law, it said, in short, "Hey, DHS has 180 days to figure out the rules, also, no funding for them, and....go!"

      There's still some fantastic loopholes in the process, especially around caregivers.

      As to the NPO part - every dispensary here has to be an NPO. So, they just have to create elaborate corporate structures that employ a lot of well paid people and buy a lot of corporate cars. Every dispensary winner (one winner in each CHAA, minus a few that got zoned into oblivion by locals) won the lottery, and now they get to grow sell what are essentially $6,000 a pound sun dried tomatoes. [If you have a dispensary, you can grow outside of your CHAA.] I worked for a decade and a half for an NPO, and I was paid well, so that's never been a problem.

      And, completely aside, my crash course in administrative law happened parallel with using him as a resource about strip-mall poker parlors in Phoenix and the Bud Lee story. I got to learn about Chevron, and he got to enjoy anyone being interested in administrative law. :)

    17. Re:Sanity? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      It really is. There is no "separation of church and state". There is "not making laws banning or establishing the practice of religion."

      Well, Kentucky using public funds for a religious theme park sounds like they are establishing a government religion in their state. Even if they were doing so unintentionally.

      And, before you ask, I am against any tax-exempt status for any religious organization.

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    18. Re:Sanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      No, they're not. This is not a place of worship, it's a tourist attraction, and nobody is being compelled to attend, or contribute to the erection or maintenance of the place.

      And any other religious-themed tourist attraction that wants to open in Kentucky - be it Wicca-land, Buddha World, Zoroastrianville, or Humorless Atheist Town - can also apply for the same tax incentives, and receive them. What this is is the state saying, "Great, you will build a big attraction to bring tourists from all over the world to our wonderful state. In return for locating your big attraction here, we'll let you keep 25% of the sales taxes you collect for the next 10 years as an incentive." They gave them a deal on sales taxes in return for increasing the tax base of the state.

      What they MAY NOT DO is discriminate in hiring on the basis of religion.

    19. Re:Sanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, they are granting a tax incentive to a tourist attraction - a very common practice, in fact. In return for the theme park locating in Kentucky, the state of Kentucky is allowing the theme park to retain 25% of the sales taxes it collects.

      Any other theme park - religiously themed or otherwise - is welcome to apply for, and will likely receive, the same incentives. Kentucky doesn't care how you earn money for them (remember, theme park keeps 25% of sales taxes means Kentucky still gets 75%), as long as you're increasing the tax base in the state.

    20. Re:Sanity? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      There is no separation in the constitution though. The same exact constitutional provision (1st amendment) that is used for the separation claim would be violated if the state funded other things and discriminated against a religion for wanting to participate. Intetestingly, the constitution has a fix built into it for conflicts like this. Its the 9th amendment.

    21. Re:Sanity? by Bobartig · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your answer is so off-base that it's not even wrong, it's simply irrelevant, but here goes my attempt to address some of your inaccuracies.

      It really is. There is no "separation of church and state". There is "not making laws banning or establishing the practice of religion."

      For individuals versed in the First Amendment, and religious rights jurisprudence, both the Establishment Clause and the Free Exercise Clause are understood to provide the substantive basis for the concept of "separation of church and state" (SoCaS). The two are the same thing. What you mean to say is that SoCaS does not mandate a complete division between state action and any religious entity.

      Lately, there has been the legal position that a more recent Constitutional amendment forbids states from engaging in practices forbidden to the Federal government (the Incorporation argument). This has a strange impact of invalidating state laws entirely, and of twisting the Tenth Amendment.

      Unless you live in the 19th Century, this concept is not a legal position that has come about 'lately'. It has, in fact, been repeatedly upheld by generations of the SCOTUS, and doctrinally the concept of incorporation has existed for over a century. In the past decade, every sitting justice has penned, or joined in an opinion that explicitly relies on incorporation in some way, and it cannot be maintained that the notion is either a recent development, or not broadly accepted.

      It certainly interacts with the 10th Amendment, but the Constitution is abound with interactions between and among its several clauses. Understanding these interactions, as opposed to suggesting that they cannot occur, is required for any sort of meaningful understanding of the law.

      In the Incorporation interpretation, it would be patently illegal for the state to *refuse* to fund such a thing based on it being a religious artifact; the baseless assertion of an imaginary separation of church and state, interestingly enough, would also demand that the state not take a stance *against* religion in this way.

      No, as this is equating any religious activity that seeks public funding as necessary to the free exercise of that religion, which has never been held to be the case. Your faith may require you to build a rocket ship out of elephant tusks and diamonds, but that doesn't mean the state is obligated to fund such an endeavor. This example just fails to parse either of the 1st Amendment religious rights in any meaningful manner.

      Apparently, it is a hard concept to grasp.

      On this point we are in complete agreement. You have vividly demonstrated what it looks like for an individual to lack any substantive understanding of incorporation, or religious rights, state action, or separation of church and state, whatsoever. I agree it's complicated, non-intuitive, and easy to get wrong, just as you have done here.

      (the quick and dirty as to why this isn't unconstitutional is because the issuance of a municipal bond basically allows an electorate to vote with their dollars as to whether they wish to fund a project of some kind. The issuance of the bond is not considered an entanglement running afoul of the Establishment Clause because the funding is ultimately sourced from private investors. Religious rights jurisprudence is already a doctrinal mess, and we don't need you getting it so wrong.)

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    22. Re:Sanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tax breaks are only a preference they exclude my satanist theme park from the same tax breaks, so long as my theme park meets all of the other necessary criteria. I see this as a huge opportunity for fringe sects to congregate in Kentucky.

    23. Re:Sanity? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, they're not. This is not a place of worship, it's a tourist attraction, and nobody is being compelled to attend, or contribute to the erection or maintenance of the place.

      And any other religious-themed tourist attraction that wants to open in Kentucky - be it Wicca-land, Buddha World, Zoroastrianville, or Humorless Atheist Town - can also apply for the same tax incentives, and receive them.

      It isn't specifically the theme park itself - although that is a good enough reason for me.

      It is that one of the requirements to get a job at the park is to hold specific religious beliefs.

      And that, dear friend, is why the park was denied funding, because they held a religious test as part of employment, and Governtment funds are not allowed to go to places that establish a religious test.

      Thius is totally disregarding the fact thet Ham is a huckster, preying on people who are monumentally stupid.

      Or would you support losing your job because the new boss is say, Muslim or Christian Scientist, or Mormon, and demanded you join his faith as teh only way to continue your employment?

      That would be awesome, eh?

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    24. Re:Sanity? by silfen · · Score: 1

      If there was any sanity anywhere, government wouldn't be funding theme parks, sports stadiums, or other kind of entertainment anywhere.

    25. Re:Sanity? by Damarkus13 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, Kentucky using public funds for a religious theme park sounds like they are establishing a government religion in their state. Even if they were doing so unintentionally.

      They give most any tourist attraction this same tax break. So, while I personally find this particular attraction distasteful, to refuse them a tax break simply because they are a religious organization is almost certainly unconstitutional.

    26. Re:Sanity? by bobjr94 · · Score: 1

      Eventually states like Kentucky will see supporting this kind of thing makes them look pretty out of date. No place the younger generations will want to move or stay to raise their family and not a place to bring high tech businesses. Just a place where old white factory workers live and work, who do the same job for 50 years with just above basic work skills.

    27. Re:Sanity? by Chas · · Score: 1

      No. The first Amendment guarantees freedom of speech.

      Separation of Church and State doesn't violate this. It's simply saying that the state CANNOT *subsidize* your right to religious speech. Nor can it quash your attempts to do so at a personal level. It's just under no obligation to be out-of-pocket to provide a venue.

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    28. Re:Sanity? by mean+pun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Repeat after me: taking tax dollars and shoving them into the hands of private developers is not a proper function of government.

      That is only an opinion, and a minority opinion at that. If the government considers it in the common interest to help out some private enterprises it makes sense to do so. In this case the purpose of the shoving is clear: by spending some public money Kentucky is hoping to attract more tourists. You can debate whether this particular tourism policy or the subsidy to the ark is effective, but there is nothing wrong with the general idea unless you are a libertarian fundamentalist.

      Apart from that, the pencil pushers in government will also have to buy their pencils from private companies, and will therefore have to shove some tax dollars into the hands of private enterprise.

    29. Re:Sanity? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You better read that first amendment again. You are trying to say free speech unless it is religious speech, then it is no speech. That is of coursevif you insist the first is a separation clause. It is not because congress can make no law endorsing or ptohibiting a religion on any level.

      Now what makes that apply to the states is the 14th which makes it clear that if sny citizen has a right under the law, all citizens have that right under any law. And congress cannot discriminate based on the free exercise of a religion because they would be prohibiting it.

    30. Re:Sanity? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in the brave new future we won't need things made in factories, we'll eat apps for breakfast.

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    31. Re:Sanity? by mean+pun · · Score: 2

      That is only an opinion

      We call these opinions "values".

      If you like. It's a minority value then.

      and a minority opinion at that

      Actually, it's a majority opinion.

      Considering that this kind of policy is common throughout the world as a pretty uncontroversial part of government, I would say that the burden of proof of that statement is on you.

      You can debate whether this particular tourism policy or the subsidy to the ark is effective, but there is nothing wrong with the general idea

      Yes, the general idea for government to pick winners and losers in the market place is wrong because it doesn't work.

      You're denying that by using some community money tourism can be stimulated? Huh?

      It is not clear to me why `picking winners and losers in the market place' is supposed to wrong. The government is a player in the marketplace with its own motivations. That's not good or bad, that's just a fact of life. Even buying the pencils for the pencil pushers at the cheapest place is picking a winner. And sometimes the government decides that giving some money to some organisation is the best way to stimulate tourism. That's just another act in the marketplace.

      unless you are a libertarian fundamentalist.

      I'm sorry, is that supposed to be some lame attempt at an insult? Or what?

      What's the point of insulting someone? No, it was a (failed) attempt to make you think about your position.

    32. Re:Sanity? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Yet people would probably be okay with a theme park full of witches and fairies getting tax breaks.

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    33. Re:Sanity? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      No, the tourism board, in a state with a poor economy, is supporting a theme park for tourism and job creation purposes.
      As part of the deal certain promies regarding nondiscrimination were made (probably some standard boilerplate about "comply with all applicable state and local laws").
      Promise which apparently have been broken.

      You may not like the theme of hte park, and I have no intentions of going there, but its hardly the establishment of a state religion.

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    34. Re:Sanity? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Which is precisely why theyre in trouble and why the state is now stopping those incentives.

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    35. Re:Sanity? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      You like many people say that but do understand what it means.

      A big company wants to build a theme park and gets development money from the state.
      A church wants to build a theme park and gets development money from the state.
      That is okay because both are treated the same.

      If only the church or only the commercial company get money then you have a failure of separation of church and state.

      And just so you understand this is the exact wording in the constitution
      ""Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof ..." and Article VI specifies that "no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States." "
      In other words the original intent allowed states to actually have state religions. It only restricted the Federal government and even those restrictions are very limited and DO NOT LIMIT WHAT A CHURCH CAN DO! Some states have also embraced the separation of church and state but all those laws would make it illegal to exclude a church from receiving the same breaks that a non-church entity does from a state.
      It is not a law to protect you from religion or to restrict religion. It is a law to protect the church.

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    36. Re:Sanity? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      So your stance is that Kentucky citizens should all just sit there, being unhappy and grumpy about their poor economy, and do nothing to fix it or foster growth?

      Repeat after me: Investment. It's not a hard concept to grasp.
      Spend a little money, make a lot of money.

      Your tax dollars have given you:
      -Roads and interstates
      -Food safety
      -Computers
      -Internet
      -Air travel

      Ah, who am I kidding? I'm stopping hte list there. Weve played this liltle charade before. You've proven before that you dont care and think the magical IHOTM will solve it all, even though history has shown that it never, ever, does.

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    37. Re:Sanity? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Yes, the general idea for government to pick winners and losers in the market place is wrong because it doesn't work.

      Actual history says it does.

      If it didnt, the concept would have gone away years ago. It hasnt, and its a pretty uncontroversial concept. it only ever actually becomes an issue when they pick something that -you- dont support, regardless of actual winner/loser status.

      Case in point, the DOE loan program. People like you like to cry "solyndra" all day long, but you conveniently ignore that the entire program on the whole has been an unqualified success, making back far more money they it spent and outperforming hte equivalent private investment market with a >90% investment success rate ("success" in the private market being if roughly 30% of your investments succeed).

      But again, you dont care about reality.

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    38. Re:Sanity? by e3m4n · · Score: 1

      yes they are. As a resident of this state I can assure you that my tax money is/was part of that $18million grant. I have no choice but to pay taxes, therefore I am being compelled to contribute to the erection of the place.

    39. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It is that one of the requirements to get a job at the park is to hold specific religious beliefs.

      This isn't so much a "should the state fund this?" question as it is "should the state prosecute this business for discrimination against a protected class?"

    40. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The point is that the park would have gotten the same grants had it fit the same concept of being a tourist attraction, but had not been a "religious" artifact. This is the merit of discriminating *against* religion, in which your tax dollars could be compelled to only certain projects falling under a quiet atheist banner, versus non-discrimination, in which your tax dollars are compelled toward anything which falls under specific definitions in law.

    41. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

      This clause says that all persons born in the US are citizens of the US and the State in which they reside, and subject to the rights and privileges of such citizens.

      Precedent behavior of the Federal Government has been the swearing of oaths on the Catholic Bible in court, the funding and supplying of bibles to schools, and the great reliance on the words of God (however you get those). These things were common in the founding of the country and in the decades following, up until relatively recently, and indicate a Federal and State involvement in religion without the Governmental power to compel by force of law.

      The largest argument has always been and will always be that the Government was founded on a "wall of separation", that this country was built to "keep the Government away from Religion", and so on. History shows this to not be true. Clean Sun Energy Corp gets a $200B grant, raising applause from Americans everywhere; but then Clean Sun Energy Corp announces its great gratitude to the American taxpayers in helping it to bring the power of God which shines down upon us all from the Heavens into our homes, freeing us from the debilitating effects from Coal and Oil pulled from the depths of the ground as the poisonous offering sent by Lucifer, and those same Americans start shrieking that the Government can't give these people money because of *religion*.

      It seems to me no such thing were ever in the minds of the Framers, and that they simply sought to prevent religious persecution. Now, ironically, the people clamor for religious persecution, screaming that religions, religious functions, and non-religious functions which are run by those with deeply-held religious beliefs who dare to espouse them publicly should be given *no* *aid* by the Government at all, left to rot if they cannot hold themselves up, regardless of if they would otherwise have merit for such aid had they kept their mouths closed about their religion.

      Next, we'll start talking of denying welfare to people of any faith, as the Government should not provide funding to keep Christians and Muslims alive.

    42. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It follows like this: your project, would it be in the theme of clean energy or of protecting us from Global Warming or of the theme of old art or culture or sea life or space technology or medicine or humanity or the Jungle, would qualify for an $18 million grant; however, as your project, being wholly qualified in all other respects, is of a theme of a *religion*, you are disqualified.

      In the above, we have made religion a reason to withhold the rightful funding that a business is entitled to under statute. It is as if we have written a law to include all kinds of benefits of a certain Government service (a grant, in this case), but excluded a class based on religion. This is a similar behavior to excluding Muslims and Catholics from receiving welfare benefits due to their religion.

    43. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Shrug. I am only concerned with being correct. If there is a problem with the correct and accurate view of the situation, then it appears to me we have legislatures which may pass laws to redress such problems.

      I did also mention that the Incorporation interpretation would make it patently illegal for a state to refuse to fund something based on it being religious, if it otherwise qualified for some form of funding. In other words: if the state has provision for government grants to tourist attractions, then the state cannot deny those grants to *religious* tourist attractions on the grounds of them being religious; that would be akin to legally excluding a religion from participating in the benefits of society.

    44. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I would say discriminatory employment practices should be illegal in full. Would not a Muslim, being of sound mind and of an educated sort, have interest in exploring the views of others? Therefor, perhaps a Muslim would like to work at such an attraction. Were he to espouse his faith and criticize his employer's views and the message the attraction attempts to convey, he could be terminated for inappropriate behavior harming the business by detracting from its primary value as a themed attraction; in the same way, I would expect a business to hire gays, but to fire those gays which begin to push gayness onto others, as some are wont to do, as that would be the last thing I want to deal with whilst trying to order a sandwich from Arby's.

    45. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      What you mean to say is that SoCaS does not mandate a complete division between state action and any religious entity.

      The term "separation of church and state" is shouted loudly, sometimes bluntly and without context, by those who wish to appeal that the state is not allowed to dirty its hands by contact with any religion in any way. It is often used as an argument to discriminate against religion, for example by pointing to a thing which could gain funding under statute, but then saying, "Oh, but it has a religious attachment, and therefor funding, legally provided by statute, should be denied on the grounds of religion here."

      Your faith may require you to build a rocket ship out of elephant tusks and diamonds, but that doesn't mean the state is obligated to fund such an endeavor.

      On the other hand, your state may fund the building of space technology; this does mean your state is obligated to judge your funding qualifications by the exact same standards as every other business, even if your business is "Rocketry of the Holy Lord Jesus Our Savior". As long as statute provides State grant for those businesses involved in the production of rocketry, and your business is legitimately engaged in the production of rocketry as such, the denial of State grants because "you can't wave the Jesus flag everywhere" would be an immense violation of religious non-discrimination, a potential violation of statute, and possibly a Constitutional crisis.

      We're not supposed to make laws and Government policy which excludes things based on their entanglement with religion.

    46. Re:Sanity? by mr.mctibbs · · Score: 1

      Can we get a +1 'mic drop' option?

    47. Re:Sanity? by operagost · · Score: 1

      IAWTP. Don't use public funding for private recreation, and you won't have to argue over whether it's an issue of religious freedom, crony capitalism, etc.

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    48. Re:Sanity? by operagost · · Score: 1

      No, that would be a red herring that is totally unrelated to this issue.

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    49. Re:Sanity? by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      You may have missed the bits which went without highlighting: "No preference shall ever be given by law to any religious sect, society or denomination; nor to any particular creed, mode of worship or system of ecclesiastical polity"

      Tax breaks are a "preference", and Ham's group is a "religious sect, society or denomination".

      The tax break is not a preference for religion, it is a preference for tourist attractions. The breaks go to anybody building any tourist attraction of any kind. That doesn't mean religious people can't take advantage of it when building tourist attractions. Nor does it mean you can't build a religious based tourist attraction.

      By your logic, priests can't get home loans because the interest is tax exempt. Wiccans can't visit state parks because taxpayer funds built them.. Or maybe you're saying that the State of Kentucky can't even have state parks because Wiccans revere nature... either way, you're wrong.

      Anybody and everybody gets to take advantage of state parks and tax breaks, regardless of their religious affiliations.... without violating either the State or US Constitutions.

    50. Re:Sanity? by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      ["who're" is a fun word...]

      I love whores

      I hate punctuation

    51. Re:Sanity? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      You're right on that front - that's why the attraction gets a tax rebate. The state is just supporting businesses that draw in tourists (Expecting the direct loss of tax income to be counteracted by the boost to local businesses as tourists use hotels, shops, car rental, other attactions, etc.) The secular campaigners may be annoyed at the tax benefit going to a religious attraction, but I've not seen any argue that it's actually unconstitutional. The issue here is that Ham wishes to have it both ways: To run a for-profit, commercial entity as a tourist attraction, but at the same time to claim said attraction is exempt from non-discrimination laws because they have a religious objection to them.

      He is far from the only case of such a thing. A good example would be Medi-Share. They are not a health insurance company. They simple accept from their members a monthly 'donation' or 'contribution' in return for a promise to cover medical expenses in the case of illness. This may sound a lot like a health insurance company, but they insist they are really a church carrying out a charitable mission, and as such are exempt not just from taxation but all other regulations that apply to health insurance companies like requiring legally-binding contracts, manditory areas of coverage, non-discrimination and so forth. This allows them to offer their not-insurance very cheaply (Though there are plenty of horror stories of people who fell ill only to be declared 'nonbelievers' and ineligable for financial support) - and yet, burried deep in the recent healthcare reform act is a clause that specifically states that medi-share and the like, while certainly not health insurance providers, are considered one for the purpose of the universal coverage mandate.

      This is known as 'having your cake and eating it.' Organisations that flicker back and forth between commercial venture, charity and church according to legal convenience and expedience.

    52. Re:Sanity? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      No, that would be a red herring that is totally unrelated to this issue.

      Totally unrelated? Do you read things, or do you just see a headline, and quickly retreat to your political handlers to see what your opinion is?

      It is exactly related to the issue, because........... it exactly IS the issue. That is why they were denied the funds. A religious test as a requirement for employment. Even Kentucky doesn't want that.

      Here's the link:

      http://www.slate.com/articles/...

      Since that probably isn't allowed for you to read, allow me to give a little info from the page:

      The trouble began when the park, officially called Ark Encounter, listed its employment opportunities in August. Nestled among the requirements for all job applicants were three troubling obligatory documents: “Salvation testimony,” “Creation belief statement,” and a “Confirmation of your agreement with the AiG statement of faith.” (AiG is Answers in Genesis, Ham’s ministry and Ark Encounter’s parent company.) These first two requirements are problematic enough: The park is quite openly instructing all applicants to pledge that they personally believe in creationist Christianity. If an applicant has other beliefs, her application to Ark Encounter isn’t welcome.

      But the third requirement is far, far worse. AiG’s statement of faith is no mere loyalty oath: It’s a four-part theological declaration mandating that all signatories accept dozens of fundamentalist Christian principles. Employees at Ark Encounter don’t just have to believe in God; they have to believe in Christ, the Holy Spirit, Satan (as “the personal spiritual adversary of both God and mankind”), Adam and Eve, “the Great Flood of Genesis,” a 6,000-year-old Earth, and the eternal damnation of “those who do not believe in Christ.” All employees must follow “the duty of Christians” and attend “a local Bible believing church.” Just for good measure, employees must oppose abortion, euthanasia, gay rights, and trans rights.

      And that, kind sir, is exactly why they were denied funding.

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    53. Re:Sanity? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I'm not familiar with Bud Lee, but you sound like you could be a New Times reporter.

      I didn't realize the dispensaries had to be NPOs, I just figured that the lawmakers were trying to make it as difficult as possible to implement the results of the vote. I know a guy who used to be a legal grower, but when a dispensary opened somewhere in his area, now he's not legal. I remember a bunch of grow shops that sprouted up right after the law passed anticipating new business, then they got to wait several years until everything actually started becoming legal.

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    54. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Organisations that flicker back and forth between commercial venture, charity and church according to legal convenience and expedience.

      Sounds like Verizon, but with "religion".

    55. Re:Sanity? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Sigh.. I know exactly what his comment said.

      Nowhere in the first amendment does it say "at a personal level". Nowhere in the first amendment does it say congress can make a law baring certain activities by a religion that are legal for others like opening a theme park and attracting tourist. In fact, the first amendment specifically bars that.

      As I said, you better read that first amendment again.

    56. Re:Sanity? by silfen · · Score: 1

      So your stance is that Kentucky citizens should all just sit there, being unhappy and grumpy about their poor economy, and do nothing to fix it or foster growth?

      There are plenty of things the Kentucky government can do to foster growth. Handing large amounts of money to people building monuments to creationism isn't among those things.

      Ah, who am I kidding? I'm stopping hte list there.

      Yeah, who are you kidding, you keep proving you are an utter moron who doesn't understand the difference between government spending on basic shared infrastructure (good) and crony capitalism (bad).

    57. Re:Sanity? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      No, that would be a red herring that is totally unrelated to this issue.

      Whoops, I got your post before the one you were replying to. Most sorry.

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    58. Re:Sanity? by silfen · · Score: 1

      Considering that this kind of policy is common throughout the world as a pretty uncontroversial part of government, I would say that the burden of proof of that statement is on you.

      Are you serious? Every time the US government actually hands out large quantities of money to companies, the majority of people oppose it. For example for the auto bailout:

      http://economix.blogs.nytimes....

      I mean, it defies belief for progressives to whine and complain about "big corporations" and the need for increased corporate taxes on the one hand and then turn around and shove massive amounts of money into the hands of corporations.

      It is not clear to me why `picking winners and losers in the market place' is supposed to wrong. The government is a player in the marketplace with its own motivations.

      If I have a million bucks, invest it in a creationist amusement park, and it goes belly up, I am very unhappy and I can't repeat that mistake; people who are bad at picking winners and losers soon lose their money. But if the government invests a million bucks and invests it in a creationist amusement park, and it goes belly up, no government employee hurts or gets punished, and they just raise taxes and do it again the next year.

      That's just another act in the marketplace.

      No, it is not, because unlike other market participant, government employees don't have anything at stake and governments only go bankrupt after the entire economy has been destroyed.

      No, it was a (failed) attempt to make you think about your position.

      You need to think about your position. Here's a good start:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    59. Re:Sanity? by silfen · · Score: 1

      Case in point, the DOE loan program. People like you like to cry "solyndra" all day long, but you conveniently ignore that the entire program on the whole has been an unqualified success,

      You mean this talking point?

      http://mediamatters.org/resear...

      Actually, that data tells you that the government is investing badly: the government is taking insufficient risks.

      More importantly, though, even if the government had done a good job with those investments, you are still failing to account for opportunity costs; that is, what are all the businesses that haven't been created because the government redirected this money to other purposes.

      If it didnt, the concept would have gone away years ago.

      So you are saying that the status quo is evidence that something is working? Why do progressives want to change anything then?

      But again, you dont care about reality.

      You're living in an economic fantasy world.

    60. Re:Sanity? by Aryden · · Score: 1

      What the founding fathers wanted and what actually happened are two very different things.

    61. Re:Sanity? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It is absolutely no different than congress saying you can do X unless you are religious. If it is availible to anyone, it must be availible to anyone regardless of their religion, or skin color, or anything else the constitution prohibits government from discriminating.

    62. Re:Sanity? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lo my troll is back. I thought you got Ebola and died or something after that last spanking you got.

      Well, you are wrong as usual and fail to provide anything of value to the conversation. The world just lost 20 IQ points simply because of your post. I hope you are satisfied.

    63. Re:Sanity? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I am familiar with the concept of unintended consequences. I do, however, take poorly to people purporting to know what the Constitution is meant to provide for, whilst standing in stark opposition to the behaviors and actions of the people who actually wrote it.

    64. Re:Sanity? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Technically Ham should have no issue with a Muslim employee since Muslims believe in the same creation story. They came from the same religion, they just fight over which was the real sequel. The only reason that he could have not to hire a Muslim is religious hatred, and there is no hatred which can compare to religious hatred.

    65. Re:Sanity? by Aryden · · Score: 1

      Yes, the people who wrote it, although not writing their persona views into it, published numerous papers, articles, and even books describing their opinions that government and religion should have nothing to do with one another. And more to your point, "in order to form a well regulated militia" also doesn't mean what the NRA would like it to mean.

    66. Re:Sanity? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      They are not discriminating against the park because it's religious-themed. They're discriminating against the park because the park itself discriminates against employees on the basis of religion.

    67. Re: Sanity? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Thanks for spewing your nonsense, AC.

      See? You have free speech after all.

    68. Re:Sanity? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Conservatives don't like Jefferson, or most of his writings, or most of the laws he passed. So there's that.

  2. Re:How is this relevent? by gcnaddict · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sure. Soylent News.

    I only come to slashdot for the mod points I keep getting, but if that stream stops, I'll quit altogether.

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  3. Commonwealth? by Pro923 · · Score: 1

    I thought, perhaps mistakenly, that I learned a long time ago that the only two states that are commonwealths are Massachusetts and Virginia.

    1. Re:Commonwealth? by scuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      Massachusetts, Virginia, Pennsylvania and Kentucky are the four Commonwealths in the U.S. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

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    2. Re:Commonwealth? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Also Kentucky and Pennsylvania.

    3. Re:Commonwealth? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Wait, no, Massachusetts, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Kentucky, and East Dakota are the FIVE Commonwealths of the Spanish Inquisition!

    4. Re:Commonwealth? by preaction · · Score: 2

      That was unexpected

    5. Re:Commonwealth? by Pro923 · · Score: 1

      Well I stand corrected. It makes me wonder though, back before the internet existed, how much of the stuff that we absorbed as fact (back in grade school) was a misunderstanding passed on by a teacher...

    6. Re:Commonwealth? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      And once again, Wikipedia is wrong.

      Someone forgot the US Commonwealth of the Bahamas. Go there. Sign when you get there is practically impossible to not notice.

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    7. Re:Commonwealth? by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Later on we'll have a discussion of the Parishes of Louisiana or the organized boroughs of Alaska.

      Fuck the unorganized boroughs of Alaska.

    8. Re:Commonwealth? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      The US is eligible for membership of the Commonwealth of Nations if it wants to be, since it was formerly a set of British colonies.

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    9. Re: Commonwealth? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      If Pakistan does, the United States might.

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    10. Re:Commonwealth? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I would suspect that the individual states may be eligible, but I rather doubt that the United States as an entity would be.

      But it's mixing sport and politics. Fuck both camps using lathe shavings and caustic soda as a lubricant on the dildo.

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  4. Re: What would Jesus do? by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if Jesus would let unbelievers hang out and help build things... Either these guys don't think he would, or they don't follow Jesus's beliefs.

  5. Existence of this... by ksemlerK · · Score: 1

    proves that "Noah" could not have done it. $18.25M and a year later, and it's still not done? Didn't noah supposedly build it in a fortnight without the aid of modern construction equipment?

    1. Re:Existence of this... by scuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of the other ark. You know, the one that Indiana Jones was after... Dun dah dun daaaah, dun dah daaaa....

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    2. Re:Existence of this... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Noah wasn't also trying to build a theme park to go with it.

    3. Re:Existence of this... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      It does, however, give enough of a description of its dimensions and construction to demonstrate that it would have broken apart if ever actually put to sea.

      It's a myth ripped from the earlier Gilgamesh cycle in Sumerian mythology. That there are actually people today who believe it is a testament to the incredible ability of human beings to jaw-droppingly stupid.

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    4. Re:Existence of this... by Dereck1701 · · Score: 1

      Don't you know? Those dimensions were purposely misstated to test the faith of believers, like dinosaur bones, the myth of a spherical Earth & the apparent vastness of our universe when it is actually only a few hundred thousand miles across and centered around us. /sarcasm

    5. Re:Existence of this... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Typical fucking lazy immigrant workers! Americans would have built that thing in 18 months flat!

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    6. Re:Existence of this... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The standard YEC excuse is that trees were bigger and stronger back then. They must have been, otherwise the ark would have been impossible to build.

    7. Re:Existence of this... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The Chinese built treasure ships that were allegedly about that size. And a bit of warping and bending wouldn't be a big problem for a vessel like the ark.

      I mean I know the whole thing is a fairly tale, and the entirety of Genesis is just a collection of Hebrew myths that they wanted to shoehorn into their historybut I'm a little sceptical of claims that it is inherently impossible to build a ship that large.

    8. Re:Existence of this... by kenaaker · · Score: 1
      The key phrase that describes something the purported size of Noah's Ark built from wood, is "Works like a wicker basket".

      If you can't keep the hull from flexing, every time a section of the hull passes over a wave the frames and strakes will bend, the seams will open, and the sea will come in. Then, unless you have high volume bilge pumps running constantly, down the ship goes.

    9. Re:Existence of this... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Is it completely impossible that there would be some rubber-like pitch that it could be coated with that would solve this problem?

      Just to be clear, I don't want to prove that this did happen. I'm just not convinced by claims that such a vessel would never be possible not matter how good a shipright you are. At the very least, you could construct it as several independent self-contained watertight sections, and allow for any flex in the joins between the sections. The problem is engineering, but that's largely limited by imagination.

    10. Re:Existence of this... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Yes. The longest wooden ship built was the Wyoming - the culmination of millenia of progressive development in wooden shipbuilding technology. 150m long. This is actually about the same as the claimed length of the ark*, 168m.

      The Wyoming leaked like a sieve due to the continuous warping of the hull. The only thing stopping it from sinking even in calm seas was the operation of pumps to get water out of the ship as quickly as it got in. In heavy sees this proved insufficient when the waves picked up: The ship sank due to this extreme leakage.

      It would be possible to make a ship that long out of wood - but only with the aid of modern design techniques and mechanical pumps. With a crew of six, it would also need a power source capable of operating those pumps like an engine - the Wyoming managed with a little steam engine. The claimed Ark was also considerably wider, which would mean a higher area for leakage to occur and less effective cross bracing to prevent warping - and thus even more leakage.

      Oh, and the Wyoming used pitch. Shipbuilders by the 1900's knew a great deal about the use of pitch, as well as advanced woodworking and construction techniques far beyond anything that could have been known to a prehistoric society.

      Anyone with access to the type of technology needed to make a ship that size out of wood would be able to make it better out of steel - this is why we don't build many wooden ships today. The only way that Ark could be capable of sustained floating would be if God zapped down a a 1900's guide to architectural shipbuilding and a diesel-powered pump.

      The YEC explanation hinges on a single word: Genesis does specify which type of wood the ark was made from, but it's a lost word. Hebrew was a dead language for a long time - some words have been long lost. It was probably just the name for a local tree, but the untranslatability adds a touch of mystery and leads creationists to speculate that there must have been a super-tree existing before the flood with wood of such fantastic strength and stiffness as to make such a construction possible - which conveniently went extinct, thus destroying all evidence that could prove their claim.

      *It's strange how the bible gives what seem like trivial details sometimes, while neglecting what should be key. It devotes words to the dimensions of the ark, yet doesn't actually say why God decided to flood the world.

    11. Re:Existence of this... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Tessarakonteres was 128m long. And that had the requirement to be functional as a vessel rather, than just stay afloat. There are other possible reasons that the Wyoming had problems. The fact that the builders hadn't worked out the issues doesn't mean it's an engineering impossibility.

      Would it be possible to build 4 vessels of 1/4 of the size of the ark? Would it be possible to link them together such that the flex is in the linkages. If so then it's at least theoretically possible to build a wooden vessel the size of the ark. Perhaps this is inconsistent with Genesis. But your claim is that it is completely impossible to build any wooden vessel of that size when obviously it is. You are now making a more specific claim, and using one failure to attempt to prove it.

      I completely agree that it would have been impossible for Noah to have built the Ark at that time, but I don't accept that such a large wooden ship would be impossible. Can you prove that the Chinese treasure ships never existed?

    12. Re:Existence of this... by kenaaker · · Score: 1
      While it isn't completely impossible for some sort of coating material to have solved the problem, it would be inventing technology that was almost certainly unknown at the time.

      In the 1800s even under the copper plating, the seams were caulked with oakum soaked in pine tar, driven in place with a caulking mallet and a caulking iron, putty was then applied to the hull seams and the deck seams were payed with melted pine pitch. The weather deck of the ship had to be as water-tight as the hull or waves breaking over the deck would founder the ship in short order. That's another thing that the typical Ark description gets wrong.

      The pictures I've seen of the interior of modern Ark replicas look more like barn framing than ship framing. Wooden cargo ship frames from the 1800s were large. For example, the Flying Cloud had floor timbers (think ribs) that were sided(along the length of the ship) 12 inches, moulded (outside to inside) 17 inches at the keel (typically white oak or live oak), space between the frames was typically the same as the sided dimension (12 inches in this case). The keel of the Flying Cloud was 3 layers of rock maple, moulded 44 inches, and sided 16 inches, with additional keelsons and sister keelsons, the ship was nearly 9 feet through the backbone. And, it was all bolted through and through with 1 1/4 inch copper and iron bolts. Even the garboard strakes (outside hull planks) were from 4 1/2 inches to 7 inches thick, The ceiling (inside hull planks) was a minimum of 4 1/2 inches up to 7 inches thick. Most of the planking and ceiling were southern pine.

    13. Re:Existence of this... by Zynder · · Score: 1

      Isn't a zoo really just a theme park?

    14. Re:Existence of this... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If you respond, I will respond.

      I make no claims about whether the ship is possible or not. Other people are claiming it is impossible, and using that as their argument. Therefore the onus of proof is on them.

      I couldn't build it. I have no idea where to start. Nor would I to win an argument on the internet. I mean, seriously, who would do that?

    15. Re:Existence of this... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Those dimensions were purposely misstated to test the faith of believers, like dinosaur bones, the myth of a spherical Earth & the apparent vastness of our universe when it is actually only a few hundred thousand miles across and centered around us. /sarcasm

      So it's God, not Satan, who is the ultimate deceiver?

  6. Re:...raze the earth for wal-mart tourism... by sexconker · · Score: 1

    this is literally being built in my grandparents' backyard, directly behind their property

    If it's behind their property, then it's not literally being built in their back yard. It's being built on someone else's property.

  7. Re:How is this relevent? by riverat1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems like creationism versus evolution is always relevant on /.

  8. Will they just pull the words, and ask... by Bomarc · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've seen this type of thing before. They will just pull the words, get their funding, then when someone apples for the job they will then ask in the interview. If they are "caught" in the interview, they will blame the interviewing person... say "sorry" and continue.

    1. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by meerling · · Score: 1

      You beat me to the punch, I was going to say that. After all, Ham isn't exactly reputable.

    2. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by scuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that still be illegal? I mean, you can't ask about a person's marital status. Why should you be allowed to ask about their religious beliefs? Let the nutters raise the money on their own without using state funds.

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    3. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by Bomarc · · Score: 2

      Given that they already have done something illegal (by asking in the first place, which has put their funding in jeopardy) ... shifting the blame to a minion (that can get a job elsewhere if they get their hand caught in the cookie jar) is a no-brainer.

    4. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by g1powermac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bit of a disclaimer: I live in Kentucky and have run multiple small businesses here so I know a thing or two about the State Gov't.

      Generally, the state doesn't do much in making sure things run as the law says it should (well, except for taxes, they're quite up on that). But, they most definitely do get involved when complaints are made. This is a pretty big profile thing and I bet they'll keep an eye on it. I also can see quite a number of disbelievers applying for job positions just to get rejected to then make a complaint. This might really bite them in the butt in the end, which I personally would like to see. This is bordering on religious support from the gov't.

    5. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      If I were a slimy creationist in Ham's position, I'd be looking into a split corporate structure. Ark Experience Ltd owns the attraction, foots the bills for construction, gets the tax status and generally does all the heavy lifting with their management staff of about three people, abiding entirely by the non-discrimination requirement for tax rebate. They then contract the staffing to a seperate company, say Staff4Jesus, who then hire the staff and actually run the day-to-day operations. Staff4Jesus doesn't get any favorable tax status, and so isn't bound by the non-discrimination policy and can have an explicit religious test for applicants, and can also claim honestly to be a religious non-profit (As Ark Experience gets all the profits) and thus have a good chance of arguing that they should be exempt from any non-discrimination law anyway as churches generally are.

    6. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A minion giving a job interview is representing his or her employer. If said minion asks anything about religion, and the applicant isn't hired, the organization itself is in trouble.

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    7. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Courts tend to have a dim view of people who try to end-run the law like that.

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    8. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If I understand the law, it's not actually illegal to ask. This is a simplification that the legal department tells HR. You can just use it as evidence that you were rejected based on your religious belief. Lawsuits are expensive even if you win.

      Most employers will therefore not ask the question at all, because amongst other things, they usually don't care that much. Ken Ham may be more willing to take the risk.

    9. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      This is Kansas (or Kentucky or Texas), they are ALLOWED to ask for someone's religious and sexual orientations. The only reason they got revoked certain tax incentives (mind you, they did not get their tax-free status as a church revoked nor did they get revoked their state funding) is because that particular office or contract states that they cannot discriminate. The State still allows them to continue discriminating through any other funding.

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    10. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm rather expecting a few people who aren't in Ham's peculiar sect of Christianity to apply, with the intention of filing suit. This is likely going to be seen as a big deal now. Even without that, in Minnesota (at least) it's possible to file a discrimination complaint with the State without all that much expense or bother.

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    11. Re:Will they just pull the words, and ask... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that still be illegal? I mean, you can't ask about a person's marital status. Why should you be allowed to ask about their religious beliefs? Let the nutters raise the money on their own without using state funds.

      You don't need to ask if the person volunteers his believe. Just have the interviewer start chatting casually about God while they walk, if the interviewee responds positively, maybe they're up for the next level of interviews. If they say they don't believe, or they don't say anything about it, they're out.

      "We got a bad vibe from this candidate."
      "This guy seemed kindof creepy."
      "He just would have been a bad fit for the team."
      "Maybe he would have worked out in another position, but not for the one he was interviewing for, so we didn't hire."
      "We really appreciated the motivation the other candidate showed. A passion for the job."

  9. Re:Can Nye be more condescending? by sexconker · · Score: 1

    What is it with liberals hammering away at people they don't agree with?

    Even otherwise "perfect" liberals such as Bill Maher are threatened with censorship for daring to speak against received wisdom.

    Is there any group more intolerant than self-professed "tolerant" liberals?

    This story (which doesn't belong on Slashdot) has nothing to do with liberal hypocrisy regarding "tolerance" (which is pervasive).
    The state is (correctly) saying they can't get tax rebates if they discriminate applicants/employees on the basis of religion.

  10. Re:Saw the debate by meerling · · Score: 1

    I watched it as well, and I now suspect you are one of Hams astroturfers.

  11. Don't play their game by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bill Nye seems like a good dude. But participating in that "debate" was just stupid. It gives the appearance that there are two credible sides to the issue. The only option is to ignore these people. When they decide to join us in the modern era, we will welcome them.

    This particular dispute is stupid. The theme park will just remove the offending wording and resubmit it. There's no point to enforcing those restrictions during hiring. After being hired, the employee has to say to the guests what the owners want them to say or get fired. The difference between a Born Again evangelical and an atheist who spouts the beliefs of a Born Again evangelical is a philosophical one.

    1. Re:Don't play their game by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      I spent literally years talking to Jehova's Witnesses who came around to 'teach' my mum 'the truth'. Every single time I brought up anything contentious or 'off script' (they read from a script pretty much like call centre personnel) they would either claim it wasn't in the bible or that it didn't mean what it said, or they would have to 'get back to me on that'. They never once got back to me on anything.

      I argued using scripture from their own bible and pointed out the passages I was having difficulty with - mostly they had never heard of those passages, despite claiming to read the entire bible once every three years.

      Scripture was either the literal truth or it wasn't depending on whether they needed it to be literal or just 'a dream'.

      You can't ever win against people who have already taken up an entrenched position and are not willing to even consider they have a poor interpretation or notice the numerous inconsistencies and contradictions.

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  12. Religion by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Religion is the opiate of the masses - Karl Marx

    1. Re:Religion by thewils · · Score: 1

      At least quote it in context...

      "The foundation of irreligious criticism is: Man makes religion, religion does not make man. Religion is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of man who has either not yet won through to himself, or has already lost himself again. But man is no abstract being squatting outside the world. Man is the world of man – state, society. This state and this society produce religion, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Religion is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d’honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the human essence since the human essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against religion is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is religion.

      Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

      The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.

      Criticism has plucked the imaginary flowers on the chain not in order that man shall continue to bear that chain without fantasy or consolation, but so that he shall throw off the chain and pluck the living flower. The criticism of religion disillusions man, so that he will think, act, and fashion his reality like a man who has discarded his illusions and regained his senses, so that he will move around himself as his own true Sun. Religion is only the illusory Sun which revolves around man as long as he does not revolve around himself."

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    2. Re:Religion by fermion · · Score: 1

      The alleged short-cut to knowledge, which is faith, is only a short circuit destroying the mind. - Ayn Rand

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  13. Re:Saw the debate by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It doesn't matter who won that debate (although most accounts I have read suggest that Nye won), Nye is right and Ham was talking bollocks. Evolution happened, creationism as per the Bible didn't. The Great Flood is fiction.

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  14. Re:Who, on Slashdot, CARES!? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Funny

    And yet you did feel it such an important story that you posted to it.

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  15. Re:...raze the earth for wal-mart tourism... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    My aunt in Idaho owns a house in a new development where the back of the property opens to a common field with a lake. Her backyard is both the property AND the field. I expect fences to go up if cows ever escape from the nearby fields to drop cow pies near the houses.

  16. A couple of points by PPH · · Score: 1

    Nye said he was "heartbroken and sickened for the Commonwealth of Kentucky"

    Duh. Bill. What did you think this was about? An actual debate?

    It was a motivational stunt to get the true believers to open their wallet to fund something like this.

    "voters and taxpayers in Kentucky will eventually see that this is not in their best interest."

    Don't count on it.

    That caused the Kentucky Tourism, Arts and Heritage Cabinet to halt its issuance of tax incentives for the ark park.

    The bureaucrats, having an actual mission to accomplish have their feet at least partway on the ground. Not so the voters. I predict that withdrawl of these tax breaks will be made a serious issue come election time.

    That said, let them have their amusement part. Who cares? We've got Disney World.

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  17. Can Nye be more condescending? by Deckstarr · · Score: 1

    Yea Nye could be much more condescending. He could have outwardly trashed how stupid and silly it is to believe that the earth was created as the bible says. Six days? Cattle first animals? Where do dinosaurs work there way into the picture? I don't blame Bill for losing the argument, its hard to convince an idiots how dumb they really are.

  18. Re:Saw the debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I did not watch the debate, but, from what I have read it sounds like Nye tried to make the debate into a scientific one. That was the first mistake. The difference is one of philosophy. Epistemology, and higher order questions about how one determines truth from falsehood, are what separate Ken Ham from Bill Nye. The specific facts in question are of secondary importance.

    So, if Bill just kept banging on a bunch of facts which Ham had dismissed as irrelevant via a forgone conclusion, and then Ham just started banging on a bunch of other facts that don't actually prove anything but sure sound good from a creationist perspective, Ham would emerge the winner.

    Many scientists have not also studied philosophy, and as such aren't well-equipped for precisely this sort of debate. It is very unfortunate, since Science is (properly understood) one of many schools of philosophy, and all scientists (in my opinion) should study the basics at least.

  19. Re:Saw the debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I didn't watch the debate because the whole concept was dumb. Even if Bill Nye had performed to your satisfaction, the result would have been exactly the same. As a debate, it was a pointless exercise. A few weeks later, Bill Nye was on NPR and said the only meaningful thing to come out of it was Ken Ham admitting that nothing would ever change his mind. Which is precisely the problem. You can't debate faith. By its very definition, you believe because you choose to, not because there is overwhelming and convincing evidence. The faithful need to come to their own realizations, a single debate is only going to convince people that are already leaning toward abandoning one or the other.

  20. Re:Saw the debate by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Great Flood is fiction.

    Like all creation stories, there might be a grain of truth to the story. Perhaps Noah built a boat for his family and farm animals before the valley got flooded and the water didn't subside until four hours. After the stories were handed through oral tradition and written down, a valley flood has become a world-end wide flood that lasted 40 days and nights.

  21. Re:Saw the debate by Triklyn · · Score: 2

    ... I don't think the bar is set especially high for bill nye. I mean, he's not really an expert on anything.

  22. kids LOVE bloody BDSM! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    post apocalyptic much? wait, the one in Orlando's still going...

    And if God wants a themepark, why does he need tax incentives from Caesar ?

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  23. USS Irony by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    They should build it in Florida; they're gonna need it when global warming floods the place.

    1. Re:USS Irony by kdart · · Score: 1

      But in spite of the cost, it won't actually float.

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  24. Re:Saw the debate by BackwardEngineer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Except the concept of the Great Flood was adapted from the story of Gilgamesh.

  25. Re:Half Hope The Park Still Gets Built by Triklyn · · Score: 1

    throw some wicked rides, i'd definitely stop by. It would be interesting to see.

  26. Jesus never says no to non-believers by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If one studies the Bible one will understand that Jesus Christ ain't a dude who will say *NO!* to the non-believers

    In fact, the only character Jesus says *NO!* to is the Satan

    There are many stories inside the new testaments which tell us Jesus, before he was killed, was an open-minded kind of dude

    I _am_ a Christian, and damn proud to be one, although I ain't a fundie. And as a Christian I do have a duty to correct wrong impressions about Jesus Christ

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    1. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >If one studies the Bible one will understand that Jesus Christ ain't a dude who will say *NO!* to the non-believers

      That presupposes that the accounts are true. I have reason to think they might not be.

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    2. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To me, the historical accuracy is irrelevant. Does it matter whether Socrates actually had the Socratic dialogs that Plato wrote? Does it matter whether Socrates even existed (of course, we know he did, as independent authors mention him, generally to mock him as a pedo)? The philosophy espoused can still be evaluated on its own merits, and if you loathe religious hypocrites, you might find the story entertaining as well.

      Don't discount a moral argument just because it's being made from a religious perspective. There's quite good advice to be found in religious texts, both on morality and on how to be happy with life as you find it.

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    3. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 3, Interesting

      To me, the historical accuracy is irrelevant. Does it matter whether Socrates actually had the Socratic dialogs that Plato wrote? Does it matter whether Socrates even existed (of course, we know he did, as independent authors mention him, generally to mock him as a pedo)? The philosophy espoused can still be evaluated on its own merits, and if you loathe religious hypocrites, you might find the story entertaining as well.

      Don't discount a moral argument just because it's being made from a religious perspective. There's quite good advice to be found in religious texts, both on morality and on how to be happy with life as you find it.

      I'm not sure you understand what you're advocating here. Jesus wasn't simply a philosopher, he claimed to be God and encouraged others to worship him as God. Would you be debating the philosophical merits of a modern day person claiming to be God and encouraging people to worship him?

      Just to be clear, I AM a christian. But I'd rather embarrass someone who claims to be like me than allow them to water down Christ's message.

    4. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing at what you're talking about, but there's this awesome thing called a covenant, you might want to look it up. It's the whole reason the Bible is divided into the Old and New Testament.

    5. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      We're talking about people who think the bible is literal truth when it comes to Genesis. However, when it comes to how Jesus acted and said how to act, they make up different rules to rationalize their actions.

      It doesn't matter if you and I think the Biblical accounts of Jesus are true. If they say the Bible is literally true, they can't then decide that Jesus really meant Y when he said X.

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    6. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Capsaicin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Without wanting to speak for GP ... to any reasonable non-believer the question of historicity ought to be irrelevant.

      Whether an historical Jesus existed and what he may or may not have done or said, 'Jesus' (like 'Gandalf' or to take GP's highly pertinent example 'Socrates') is approachable only via the text in which he appears as a character. Thus "Jesus said this," has to be understood in the same fashion as "Gandalf said this," etc. As pointed out aspects of the philosophy espoused can be considered on their own merit, and they can also be separated from any claims to divinity.

      It is foolish for atheists to get all caught up in the historicity debate (as so many seem to do). From a purely reasonable point of view it simply doesn't matter.

      From the perspective of a believer (a fortiori a Protestant believer, for whom the moral teachings of Jesus are practically an irrelevance), of course, the situation is radically different.

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    7. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Now why would Satan steer people away from reason and logic? Satan is supposedly working against the interests of the church, not for them. Although I must admit, he's been the best worker their PR department ever had.

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    8. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Actually whether or not Jesus has been real or not doesn't matter in this context. That's the beauty. Either you don't believe in him. Then it's moot anyway. Or you do. Then you not only have to accept that he existed (well, duh!) but also that the bible (which is intrinsically holy the moment you believe in the whole deal and hence is RIGHT) is an accurate report on his working, and hence he did do it.

      So if you believe in Jesus, you also have to believe in Jesus not saying NO to anyone but Satan. Religion isn't a buffet, you can't pick and choose what you like and ignore the rest. You can't go "gee, that "keep the day of the lord holy" bit is great since I don't wanna work Sundays, but that bit about no stealing... my neighbor has that mighty cool stereo that I really wanna have..."

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    9. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "Religion isn't a buffet, you can't pick and choose what you like and ignore the rest." - unfortunately the fundamentalists are the only ones that understand that and try to practice it (except when they eat pork, shellfish etc, and don;t stone people to death). Agnostics etc also understand that and do try to point it out but it gets conveniently ignored.

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    10. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by jandersen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Jesus wasn't simply a philosopher, he claimed to be God and encouraged others to worship him as God

      To a non-believer, Jesus can't really be much more than a philosopher; or, if one were to take his words as spoken, a madman. I think, as a non-believer, you would have to regards the stories in the NT as tales, constructed retrospectively by the followers of the emerging religion that was growing up in his name. We have very little evidence of what he actually did, if he even existed, and the evidence we do have, is such that it is reasonable to be highly skeptical about large parts of it. The four Gospels are part of what was probably a large number of more or less tall tales, and they were selected by a group of people who has a strong interest in upholding their religious organisation, not by a team of unbiased researchers trying to learn the truth about things.

    11. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You are proud because you believe something? I thought pride was considered a sin by Christians. I'm sure you have some "logic" that makes it OK when you do it, though... Weird how that works. "I'm so proud because I've accepted a story on face-value - and decided to claim to live my life by it - even though in the exact same sentence I espouse this belief I show myself to not have really grasped it". Religion is funny.

    12. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by paulkoan · · Score: 1

      but there's this awesome thing called a covenant, you might want to look it up

      I looked it up on Wikipedia, but I am non-the-wiser.

      Can you explain what it is?

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    13. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      It is foolish for atheists to get all caught up in the historicity debate

      Seems like a non-debate, at least as far as Christianity is concerned. It is a fact bibles were selected and pieced together by a bunch of different people since around 100AD, and the contents were edited to meet with their then current beliefs. You can begin with wikipedia and expand your research from there.

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    14. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by slimshady76 · · Score: 1

      ^This. The Bible should be taken on its own context: If you read it in a non-passionate way, it's more or less of a survival/moral/ethical manual, carved into stone to the taste of its times. It makes its mandates rest on the shoulders of a said 'God' to render them unquestionable, and puts the words on his son's mouth to make them sound as 'the Truth'. We have schools and education to take care of those duties nowadays.

    15. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by slimshady76 · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent up. The Bible isn't anything more than a way to uphold a certain view of the world, by a certain group interested in preserving their privileges.

    16. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by porksauce · · Score: 2

      God said we couldn't eat pork or wear blended fabrics, then Jesus died for our sins so we can have bacon and spandex. Read more here.

    17. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      Then you've missed the point, intentionally it seems. While it references this life and how to live, this temporary existence, it is pointing to eternal life and whether you will spend it in the presence of a perfect holy being of pure love or separate of that.

      Show me where that is something other than a man-made statement with any more or less relevance than the World Turtle or Greek Mythology. Note the similar roles of Atlas and the Turtle and that there are other references to the bearing the world concept. It's also the source of the common phrase "bearing the weight of the world on his shoulders". If you really want to have a tie in with biblical stories, go for the earlier Sumerian Creation Myth. With a little research, if you're lucky, you'll start asking questions as dots connect.

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    18. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Actually fundamentalists are the prime example of pick-and-choose religion nutjobs. For some odd reason they seem to enjoy the punishment fire-and-brimstone parts but ignore the compassion and selflessness parts.

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    19. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by kmoser · · Score: 1

      There can be many "literal" interpretations of the same thing. For example, you can never put too much water on a nuclear reactor.

    20. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      > it's more or less of a survival/moral/ethical manual

      If that were so, I would have killed my disrespectful daughter and wife by now.

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    21. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      > For example, you can never put too much water on a nuclear reactor.

      Like in Fukushima?

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    22. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      but there's this awesome thing called a covenant, you might want to look it up

      I looked it up on Wikipedia, but I am non-the-wiser.

      Can you explain what it is?

      Basically, when Jesus died, the way God the Father interacts with changed, He became a more personal God. Old Testament is God the authoritarian, New Testament is God the advocate. So you get verses like "everything is permitted, but not everything is beneficial." Jesus death represents God making an all out effort to seek us out and fellowship with us. The new covenant, otherwise known as the New Testament, was created to express this change. The Old Testament is useful for teaching life lessons, but it's still the "old" covenant, so a lot of things are out-dated, like the pork and clothing rules I believe you may have mentioned.

    23. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by jandersen · · Score: 1

      You've never actually studied the lives of those that wrote the four Gospels have you, no you want to write them off as self-centered people looking to hold power. Way to be scientific. You're just parroting something you read on a blog.

      Tell where to learn about them - apart from the Gospels. Are there contemporary accounts detailing their lives? I have read the Bible something like 5 times - for a long time as a student, I sincerely tried to convince myself that I believed, and I read the Bible from end to end, over and over. But you can only keep deceiving yourself for so long before you start feeling dirty, so I made what I still call a leap of faith: I decided not to look for something that clearly isn't there, in the Bible. If God is real and cares, then he will come to me when the time is right; and if not, never mind.

      So, be scientific and show me evidence that can be repeated and checked objectively. Or take my reasoning apart logically - I am willing to concede defeat, if you can show me that I am wrong.

    24. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by slimshady76 · · Score: 1

      > it's more or less of a survival/moral/ethical manual

      If that were so, I would have killed my disrespectful daughter and wife by now.

      Less than 200 years ago, slavery was considered a good thing by the Western civilization. Moral isn't a static value, it changes. At the times the Bible was compiled, such acts were admissible.

    25. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      > it's more or less of a survival/moral/ethical manual

      If that were so, I would have killed my disrespectful daughter and wife by now.

      Less than 200 years ago, slavery was considered a good thing by the Western civilization. Moral isn't a static value, it changes. At the times the Bible was compiled, such acts were admissible.

      So as a survival/moral/ethical manual, it's not really cutting it any more.

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    26. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by slimshady76 · · Score: 1

      > it's more or less of a survival/moral/ethical manual

      If that were so, I would have killed my disrespectful daughter and wife by now.

      Less than 200 years ago, slavery was considered a good thing by the Western civilization. Moral isn't a static value, it changes. At the times the Bible was compiled, such acts were admissible.

      So as a survival/moral/ethical manual, it's not really cutting it any more.

      My exact thoughts on the matter ;-)

    27. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      God said we couldn't eat pork or wear blended fabrics, then Jesus died for our sins so we can have bacon and spandex. Read more here.

      But homosexuality, banned in the same section as pork and polyester is, is still bad.

    28. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing at what you're talking about, but there's this awesome thing called a covenant, you might want to look it up. It's the whole reason the Bible is divided into the Old and New Testament.

      It's also a good way to prove that nazis melt when subjected to high temperatures.

    29. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing at what you're talking about, but there's this awesome thing called a covenant, you might want to look it up. It's the whole reason the Bible is divided into the Old and New Testament.

      It's also a good way to prove that nazis melt when subjected to high temperatures.

      Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug, amirite?

    30. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Seems like a non-debate

      You think? You can begin with wikipedia and expand your research from there.

      I just think the debate is fairly fruitless from the PoV of a reasonable non-believer (if that isn't a tautology).

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    31. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      The point is that there is historical evidence that people decided what went in the bible and changed the wording, meaning, etc to whatever suited them. So any debate about veracity of the bible is already voided and pointless. All you have to do is point to the historical record. There is as much room for debate there as water is wet.

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    32. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      The point is that there is historical evidence that people decided what went in the bible and changed the wording, meaning, etc to whatever suited them.

      The fact that the biblical text changes over time hardly proves that there was no historical figure upon whom the text was based, so that observation bears only marginal relevance.

      So any debate about veracity of the bible is already voided and pointless.

      Veracity? Remember I'm insisting that we must necessarily treat Jesus as the literary character who emerges out of the text (aware of such changes that occur over time), and since any putative historical Jesus cannot be approached but via the text anyway. Therefore the debate on the historicity of Jesus seems fruitless to me and the question of the veracity of the text (I'm not quite sure in relation to what) doesn't even enter into discussion.

      However, if there were a question of veracity, your argument (even without considering its overly binary approach to documents) seems self-defeating. How do we know the text has changed, but by reference to earlier extant versions which presumably approach the more original.

      There is as much room for debate there as water is wet.

      Find me as many scholarly articles that debate whether water is wet as those which debate whether Jesus was an historical person and I'll agree.

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    33. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      The point is that there is historical evidence that people decided what went in the bible and changed the wording, meaning, etc to whatever suited them.

      The fact that the biblical text changes over time hardly proves that there was no historical figure upon whom the text was based, so that observation bears only marginal relevance.

      I never made such a claim. What I did claim is that a bible cannot be stated to be the truth. Nothing more, nothing less. Just because there was a flood some estimated 5000-8000 years ago doesn't mean the story of Noah, based on it, has any truth what so ever to it. A story based on historical facts does not automatically become factual.

      Remember I'm insisting that we must necessarily treat Jesus as the literary character who emerges out of the text (aware of such changes that occur over time), and since any putative historical Jesus cannot be approached but via the text anyway. Therefore the debate on the historicity of Jesus seems fruitless to me and the question of the veracity of the text (I'm not quite sure in relation to what) doesn't even enter into discussion.

      So we agree that a) the bible is a story, perhaps based on some historical facts and b) there's no point in debating the historicity of Jesus, since no reliable evidence exists of his existence, unlike, say, Socrates, Plato, or Homer.

      However, if there were a question of veracity, your argument (even without considering its overly binary approach to documents) seems self-defeating. How do we know the text has changed, but by reference to earlier extant versions which presumably approach the more original.

      There is as much room for debate there as water is wet.

      Find me as many scholarly articles that debate whether water is wet as those which debate whether Jesus was an historical person and I'll agree.

      We'll start from the back: Quantity has little meaning, much like 1 billion chimps typing away from the same script. There/s not much point to debating whether water is wet, since the definition of wet involves "with water" in its oldest sense, unless you're advocating changing the definition. Finally, the point of the changing texts to suit the opinions of the current people in control should automatically call into question anything stated in that set of texts. For instance, there are some things that are factual: Jerusalem existed: verified separately and still does today, Romans were occupiers: verified through many other records and physical evidence, etc. There's a group of things that cannot be verified: Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve, the snake, turning water into wine, feeding throngs with inadequate bread, even the crucifixion has little to no corroborating evidence, AFAIK, much less anything less corporeal.

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    34. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      I never made such a claim. What I did claim is that a bible cannot be stated to be the truth.

      Exactly! Your interjection was irrelevant.

      So we agree that a) the bible is a story, perhaps based on some historical facts and b) there's no point in debating the historicity of Jesus, since no reliable evidence exists of his existence, unlike, say, Socrates, Plato, or Homer.

      Obviously we agree on a), equally obviously not on b). There's little point debating the historicity of Jesus --in relation to his philosophical position (the question might in it's own right be of archeological interest --because, as I wrote, "Jesus [the philosopher] cannot be approached but via the text." That remains so even if we had rock solid proof of his existence such as his remains complete with a Roman death certificate (though you'd be pretty stoked as an archeologist if you found that). Until someone turns up with an audio recording of the Sermon on the Mount that will remain so.

      In other words, for a non-believer to respond to "Jesus said ..." with "but Jesus never existed!" is every bit as clever as responding to "Gandalf told Frodo ..." with "wizards and hobbits aren't real!"

      There/s not much point to debating whether water is wet, since the definition of wet involves "with water" in its oldest sense

      I'm glad we agree on that.

      Quantity has little meaning, much like 1 billion chimps typing away ...

      Firstly the scholarship we are dealing with is of high quality very much unlike chimps typing away. Secondly, and more importantly, quality is not determinative of debatability. As you point out the very definition of 'wet' involves water, so even low quality debate is precluded.

      Clearly your claim that "There is as much room for debate [about the historicity of Jesus] as water is wet," fails both on logical and empirical grounds. But if you're still not convinced, I'll prove it to you: Jesus' existence is independently testified to by both Josephus and Tacitus!

      Finally, the point of the changing texts to suit the opinions of the current people in control should automatically call into question anything stated in that set of texts.

      Of course, but that's true for everything you've ever heard or read. The point of scholarship is to tease apart what is obviously self-serving or an addition from what appears better to be grounded in historical reality, rather as is done with eyewitness testimony in court.

      There's a group of things that cannot be verified ...

      None of which, apart from the question of the crucifixion, are in the least germane to the topic under consideration. I guess 1 out of 6 ain't bad. ;)

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    35. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      So we agree ... and b) there's no point in debating the historicity of Jesus, since no reliable evidence exists of his existence, unlike, say, Socrates, Plato, or Homer.

      Obviously ... not on b). There's little point debating the historicity of Jesus

      Why? Your references of Josephus and Tacitus are not proof. See below.

      In other words, for a non-believer to respond to "Jesus said ..." with "but Jesus never existed!" is every bit as clever as responding to "Gandalf told Frodo ..." with "wizards and hobbits aren't real!"

      I think the proper response would be "How do you know he existed and/or said..."

      Quantity has little meaning, much like 1 billion chimps typing away ...

      Firstly the scholarship we are dealing with is of high quality very much unlike chimps typing away. Secondly, and more importantly, quality is not determinative of debatability. As you point out the very definition of 'wet' involves water, so even low quality debate is precluded.

      You may disagree, but my point was that the texts under discussion have no more reliability than selected output of 1 billion chimps regarding the very restricted subject of Jesus. They were likely modified to meet the opinions of those currently writing them. See below. For purposes of scholarship regarding the general life in the 1st century AD, that is an entirely different topic.

      Clearly your claim that "There is as much room for debate [about the historicity of Jesus] as water is wet," fails both on logical and empirical grounds. But if you're still not convinced, I'll prove it to you: Jesus' existence is independently testified to by both Josephus and Tacitus!

      My claim about the "as much room for debate as water is wet" was about the fact that the bible has been modified over time. Nothing more.

      Regarding the "works" of Josephus and Tacitus, neither of these mean squat unless other corroborating proof is added. Note that the oldest extant manuscripts date from the 11th century and were maintained by Christian monks, most likely in a translated version. No way in almost 1000 years would these monks perhaps insert clarifications or slight modifications to such a text. Nope. As a side note, neither of these two were alive at the time of the events in question, and Josephus's purpose in writing his works was to present a more appealing history of the Jews. So facts were already loose there.

      While I personally think there probably was someone named Jesus who influenced a strong cult-like following and was summarily executed around the mid 30s AD, I don't accept any written text as conclusive proof that was solely under the control of a group that has a proven and verifiable record of altering even their most highly regarded texts. So even the historical fact of Jesus is in question, much less anything said about his actions. The existence of (Pontius?) Pilate is likely the most factual person related to this immediate discussion with the discovery and dating of the Pilate Stone. Everything else is inferred from questionable texts all having been routed through at least 1000 years of copying by group(s) with vested interests known to alter things to support their current view.

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    36. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      How easy was that?

      Prove that the claim that "There is as much room for debate about the historicty of Jesus as there is about whether water is wet" is a False statement:

      We agree on the fact, as you put it that "There/s not much point to debating whether water is wet, since the definition of wet involves "with water" in its oldest sense"

      Regarding the "works" of Josephus and Tacitus, neither of these mean squat unless other corroborating proof is added. Note that the oldest extant manuscripts date from the 11th century and ...

      Here we find you debating the sources regarding the historicity of Jesus (albeit a lower quality version of the scholarly debate you derride as a "billion chimps typing").

      Clearly there is room for debate about the historicity of Jesus and the above statement is False. Quod est demonstrantum

      P.S.

      I think the proper response would be "How do you know he existed and/or said..."

      Exactly the same way I know that Gandalf said "You shall not pass!" ... I read it in the book. Duh!

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    37. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      How easy was that?

      Apparently not easy enough...

      Prove that the claim that "There is as much room for debate about the historicty of Jesus as there is about whether water is wet" is a False statement:

      We agree on the fact, as you put it that "There/s not much point to debating whether water is wet, since the definition of wet involves "with water" in its oldest sense"

      I'm leaving it all in there, because as noted above, and quoted below:

      My claim about the "as much room for debate as water is wet" was about the fact that the bible has been modified over time. Nothing more.

      Why do you have trouble with this one and keep trying to change my words? Because otherwise there's nothing to debate?

      Regarding the "works" of Josephus and Tacitus, neither of these mean squat unless other corroborating proof is added. Note that the oldest extant manuscripts date from the 11th century and ...

      Here we find you debating the sources regarding the historicity of Jesus (albeit a lower quality version of the scholarly debate you derride as a "billion chimps typing").

      You attempted to add references as to why you believe in the historicity of Jesus and change the meaning of the post. I probably should have separated those 2 pieces of the post to clearly delineate the flows, and merely pointed out in a second response that those sources are less than trustworthy, for multiple reasons, My apologies for allowing the confusion to continue.

      Clearly there is room for debate about the historicity of Jesus and the above statement is False. Quod est demonstrantum

      Which "above" statement? I'd think first you'd have to define exactly what you're trying to (dis)prove.

      I think the proper response would be "How do you know he existed and/or said..."

      Exactly the same way I know that Gandalf said "You shall not pass!" ... I read it in the book. Duh!

      But there was no Gandalf....

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    38. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Why do you have trouble with this one and keep trying to change my words?

      Two reasons. Firstly the platitude that the bible has been modified over time has never been in contest in this discussion and is, as we have discovered, irrelevant to the quesion of the historicity of Jesus. I cannot even read those words, let alone twist them. Your original reply managed to be impertient in both senses of the word. Had you not been so rude I may have left it there.

      Secondly, it isn't even entirely true. However, look at your first post:

      In reply to "It is foolish for atheists to get all caught up in the historicity debate" you write "Seems like a non-debate"

      Then later you manage a relevant point (albeit misintepreting mine) when you write: "there's no point in debating the historicity of Jesus, since no reliable evidence exists of his existence."

      When, however, you again shift the conversation off-topic (to the question of the alteration of the Bible), I'm at pains to steer it back into relevancy. That is why at every turn I make clear that the debate is "the debate about the historicity of Jesus." Which I find myself being forced to repeat ad infinitum.

      Because otherwise there's nothing to debate?

      We can debate your claim that the historicity of Jesus seems like a "non-debate." Anything you write about the alteration of the Bible is simply to be ignored (unless you can find a way to bring it into relevance).

      I was explicit again in what I was setting out to prove. I do conceed that you restricted the expression "that water is wet" to the irrelevancies you seek to raise and it was a mistake of me even to read it, let alone use it. My bad. However, the debate at hand is clearly not a "non-debate."

      Which "above" statement?

      The statement above which was set out to prove wrong. Was there really any ambiguity to that?

      But there was no Gandalf....

      Sure there was! He was a character in a number of books authored by J R R Tolkien.

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    39. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Why do you have trouble with this one and keep trying to change my words?

      Two reasons. Firstly the platitude that the bible has been modified over time has never been in contest in this discussion and is, as we have discovered, irrelevant to the quesion of the historicity of Jesus. I cannot even read those words, let alone twist them. Your original reply managed to be impertient in both senses of the word. Had you not been so rude I may have left it there.

      1) To the question of of the historicity of Jesus, my first post is 100% relevant, as the main source of writing about him is the bible, and the bible is questionable. Showing that the basis of historicity is unreliable directly implies that any debate about something based on that source to prove authenticity is pointless. Your additional citations went through the same set of groups and processes for at least 1000 years and are therefore no more reliable than the bible regarding this topic.

      2) If that first post with an assertion supported by a fact seems rude to you, I suppose all the rest were worse.

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    40. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      To the question of of the historicity of Jesus, my first post is 100% relevant, as the main source of writing about him is the bible, and the bible is questionable

      I conceeded it was of "marginal" relevance. It cannot be of no relevance at all, because, as you point out, it is the main source. However inerrantists apart (and for them nothing is matter of debate anyway), in the scholarly debate about Jesus' historicity it is hardly acceptable to base on arguments primarily upon the main source. Which is a little odd since we are willing to accept the historicity of other figures (eg Sargon) upon much slimer and more obviously mythological evidence.

      More specifically it is not particularly germane because the observation --that the New Testament has undergone emendation, sometimes deliberate, sometimes by accident (i.e. "correction") [If you have not already read it, I'd recommend Ehrman's Misquoting Jesus for a good discussion of both kinds of changes], --does not fatally invalidate the probative value of the Gospels as evidence of Jesus' historicity. One cannot afford to take so binary an approach to documentary evidence.

      Your additional citations ...

      ... were cited to demonstrate the ineluctable pull the historicity debate excercises over religionists and rationalists alike. They were never cited as "proof," but rather as bait. As it happens, I'm fairly well familiar with the failings of both.

      As regard the actual question of historicity, I'm happy either to accept that Jesus was real, or that he wasn't. On balance I'd side with the accepted position, I think the very existence of Christians is perhaps the most persuasive evidence thereof. Yes I know that there are people with the religious identification 'Jedi', and it is of course vaguely possible that Christianity had a similar genesis.. That is to say it may have been consciously based on a fictional character which within a very few generations was held by followers to have been a real person. However, that doesn't strike me as the most natural explanation for the existence of Christians in the ancient world.

      What probabtive vaule, if any, the Gospels carry for Jesus' historical reality however, they must necessary carry much less as regards the actual words he is reported as speaking. And that brings my back to my orginal point: The philosophy of Jesus can be approached only by those reported words. It matters little whether indeed he was misquoted, or even whether he existed. For the purposes of understanding his "teachings," he must be approached like any other character whose ideas are to be found exclusively in a literary source and the historicity debate is fruitless.

      If that first post with an assertion supported by a fact seems rude to you, I suppose all the rest were worse.

      You suppose wrong. What was rude was the supercillious suggestion that I "begin with" the Wikipedia page for the Bible and "expand [my] research from there." That the fact was so obvious and not particularly pertinent didn't perhaps help, but it was not the problem.

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    41. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      For the purposes of understanding his "teachings," he must be approached like any other character whose ideas are to be found exclusively in a literary source and the historicity debate is fruitless.

      OK, I believe we agree on this whether or not we agree on the main point of my original assertion or not.

      What was rude was the supercillious suggestion that I "begin with" the Wikipedia page for the Bible and "expand [my] research from there." That the fact was so obvious and not particularly pertinent didn't perhaps help, but it was not the problem.

      The link wasn't to an article on the bible, but an article on the historicity of Jesus. I believe you would agree that is more than pertinent to the discussion. Note that no non-Christian sources are used, despite the statement contrary in the linked article (Josephus and Tacitus) as detailed in previous posts.

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    42. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      OK, I believe we agree on this whether or not we agree on the main point of my original assertion or not.

      Great! And again I don't of course dispute the fact that the Bible has changed (we know this since we have New Testament texts that date back to the C2nd and they very clearly differ from later manuscripts), I merely dispute its relevance. After all what Jesus said or did (most famously the Woman caught in adultery story ... and it's a fine story ... is clearly lacking from earlier manuscripts) may have been --I mean certainly were --emended or added, but it can hardly be postulated that the character of Jesus was a later addition (whether or not the aboriginal document was a work of pure fiction or an historical remembrance).

      The link wasn't to an article on the bible, but an article on the historicity of Jesus. I believe you would agree that is more than pertinent to the discussion.

      Of course I would!! But then, if you go back an look carefully you'll find it was I who provided a link to that article :) (whereas you linked to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...). Mind you this conversation has been so long (and ultimately our position differ so little) that more than once I've become confused about who wrote what as well. %)

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    43. Re:Jesus never says no to non-believers by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Mind you this conversation has been so long (and ultimately our position differ so little) that more than once I've become confused about who wrote what as well. %)

      So let's move on. At least my ducks are in a better row now.

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  27. Don't get mad, get even by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Build a replica of the HMS Beagle next to it, Darwin's ship.

    1. Re:Don't get mad, get even by captain_nifty · · Score: 1

      Best idea ever!! It would have to have better rides though or no one would go to Evolution Land.

    2. Re:Don't get mad, get even by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      I just keep thinking how unfortunate it is that they put it in northern KY. If it were closer to the southern edge, it would be in direct competition with Discovery Park of America. Incidentally, if you're in western KY or west TN, that's worth the drive. While you're down there, take a drive through Reelfoot, have some catfish or frog legs, and then go bald eagle watching.

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    3. Re:Don't get mad, get even by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry, they'll get better eventually

    4. Re:Don't get mad, get even by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but I'd hate to be on the Mutation Coaster.

    5. Re:Don't get mad, get even by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they'll get better eventually

      Just hope you won't be there during one of the Mass Extinction Events.

    6. Re:Don't get mad, get even by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Less dramatic than a ship. Sometimes you have to use showmanship to get people to pay attention, even if it's technically less accurate or logical.

    7. Re:Don't get mad, get even by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      "Sorry! We came to 'evolutionary dead end!'" *coaster smashes into a wall*

  28. Re:How is this relevent? by preaction · · Score: 2

    How is this even news? An employer wanted tax breaks. They discriminate based on a protected class, so they don't get tax breaks. This is the system working.

  29. Re:Saw the debate by markass530 · · Score: 1

    The problem is Ken Hamm won in the end because the debate helped him secure funding for his nonsense

  30. Re:How is this relevent? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Sure, recommend an insecure site (and I'm the reason they have to keep updating.)

    Keep on fooling yourselves. Slashcode is inherently broken from the ground-up and Soylent was a fucking fool to use it.

    Bet 10:1 they still use SSL3 instead of TLS 1.2 - idiots.

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  31. Re:Saw the debate by Khyber · · Score: 1

    " I'm sick of people saying, "oh you just don't get it because you didn't get a PhD in philosophy!"

    The proper response to that is "No, I don't get it because soft sciences, which heavily incorporate philosophy, are for fools and charlatans."

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  32. Re:How is this relevent? by gcnaddict · · Score: 1

    ...yeah, I didn't post the AC comment, but thanks? I'd suppose any admins who care can easily distinguish the two comments as separate, but whatever.

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  33. Sounds familiar... by tambo · · Score: 1

    "The Commonwealth must have the express written assurance from Ark Encounter, LLC that it will not discriminate in any way on the basis of religion in hiring."

    Umm... anyone else reminded of this:

    Agnes: Pinkie promise?

    Gru: Oh yes, my pinkie promises.

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    1. Re:Sounds familiar... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The Commonwealth may not send anybody to verify the lack of discrimination, but they do have to respond to legal complaints.

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  34. "The ark park has not yet sunk" by hAckz0r · · Score: 1
    Actually I was hoping for that. If only it were built on a flood plane and everyone had a chance to actually see how seaworthy it is. Those steel and concrete piles driven into the ground would likely not let it get away, and certainly it has no possibility of ever floating. Sinking is the only alternative, if you can even call it that.

    I do have to wonder, with all the concrete footings, if the floor is actually wood and bowed up at the edges like a true ship hull would have been, so we can watch all the people slide towards the keel where the eliminated swill from the animals would have collected by the ton before it gets carted up several stories to be thrown out the one tiny window. Of course they didn't have steel wheel barrows back then, so they woud have to put the animals to work. You couldn't even hire someone for that these days. No wonder they want to raise the minimum wage!

  35. Re:Half Hope The Park Still Gets Built by Gliscameria · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah, I hear they'll have all 14 stations of the cross, plus a bonus at the end where you shoot up out of the tomb. I have been thinking way too hard about what rides would be best for each station... somehow you have to cram a water ride in there. You definitely need a 'superman' type roller coaster where it's suspended and you are fastened to a cross.

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  36. Re:Saw the debate by lgw · · Score: 2

    It seems very likely it's the same story coming through two channels - and probably has a historical basis. Imagine if your neighbor was a crazy survivalist who kept insisting the river would flood, and was so obsessed by it that he built a huge boat for his family and farm animals. Now imagine that the river actually flooded, and he drifted away safely while most people drowned. People would keep telling that story forever - the one time that the crazy survivalist guy was actually right!

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  37. Re:Saw the debate by mythosaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please don't educate the bible believers that nearly every part of their story was stolen from other popular myths of the time -- it angers them.

    Please do not taunt, tease or annoy the close-minded.

  38. Meanwhile, the Pope's opinion... by hort_wort · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Pope seems to be more on the side of Bill Nye in this debate. Huh.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/n...

  39. Re:Saw the debate by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    We don't know that. It's possible that both are based on an earlier story, and it's also possible that this is a case of convergent evolution.

    Joseph Campbell probably pointed this out the most convincingly, that there are strong parallels to be found in apparently unrelated mythology from around the world. The existence of similarities between two mythological traditions therefore does not constitute evidence that one borrowed from the other, or even that they both borrowed from another tradition. It's also possible that the two traditions evolved independently to fill the same psychological niche.

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  40. Re:Saw the debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Err, I seriously doubt that anyone you spoke to ever argued that blacks needed help because they couldn't ever be intelligent enough to get into school. Saying that "a disproportionate amount of this group is burdened by coming from areas with poor schools and poor support structures, while facing social barriers like racism, and therefore could use some aid" is a little bit different, ignoring the fact that affirmative action is kind of a patchwork fix that encourages society to ignore the actual problems. You could probably count the number of people who are in favor of affirmative action because African Americans are physically inferior on one hand, so you sound a bit deluded.

  41. Re:Saw the debate by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with that. Hell, I'm happy that fools and their money are parted.

    Just as long as the taxpayer isn't giving it a subsidy. If they want a tax break, they should play by the rules.

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  42. Re:Saw the debate by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    There was no "winner" unless one of them was convinced by the others' arguments. This notion that you can "win" a debate through completely arbitrary means needs to die.

  43. why so much money? by luckymutt · · Score: 1

    After all, wasn't the original ark built by just a few guys with hand tools?

    1. Re:why so much money? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Out of wood, in a region of the world almost devoid of wood...

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    2. Re:why so much money? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      Well that is only after the flood. I mean it takes a lot of wood to build a boat that big so where do you think it all went.

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  44. PAY TO CROSS THE TROLL BRIDGE by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Affirmative action had, at its peak, been the social institution of "blacks are retards with a propensity for not being as smart as anyone, and so they need us to extend a large amount of help to them to elevate them to the level of a human being rather than a chimpanzee."

    Interesting, I think most would qualify affirmative action as, "There are a large number of socially conservative idiots in society who will not give minorities a chance because their skin is the wrong color, so we need to pass laws to make ignorant racists give them a chance to pull themselves out of poverty". A person of any race of can achieve anything, but only when given a chance to try.

    You are making veil threats about killing liberals for their views, so I am having trouble taking anything you are saying at face value. Why haven't you been flagged as a troll yet?

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    1. Re:PAY TO CROSS THE TROLL BRIDGE by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      I would categorize it more as a three centuries of enslavement and discrimination do not end overnight with equality for all just because a law is signed. Saying "you're free now, get off my land and go get a job" isn't enough. Add in several states that refused to provide quality education for blacks, then assumed that they were naturally not as bright because they were so poorly educated. There was also a very broad attitude, in north and south, that nothing needed to be done, the past was in the past, don't blame me instead blame my ancestors.

      So the whole point of affirmative action was what the name says - take some positive action to redress the past wrongs instead of the hands-off neutral approach which clearly was not working. No matter how much some people hate affirmative action, you can't deny that it's a whole helluva lot cheaper than fair and just compensation would be. But no, people seem to think it's a quota system, they whine about how their C student can't get into college or that money is wasted on outreach programs. Reverse discrimination may be a bitch, assuming it even exists, but it's not nearly as bad as actual discrimination where you're not allowed to be educated or hold a job or even vote.

      (speaking of, cancel out so many of the voter rights act provisions recently and all those old plans to keep people from voting are rearing their heads again, so it's clear that affirmative action was not obsolete or that racism is in the past)

    2. Re:PAY TO CROSS THE TROLL BRIDGE by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "I would categorize it more as a three centuries of enslavement and discrimination do not end overnight with equality for all just because a law is signed." - i agree, the Jews are still suffering anti-semitism as prescribed by the catholic church over a thousand years ago (though mainly by the people who hate because of your skin)

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    3. Re:PAY TO CROSS THE TROLL BRIDGE by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You are making veil threats about killing liberals for their views

      To excise something or someone from your life is to remove it, by avoidance of contact. For example: you may excise your parents from your life by moving to Japan and not telling them.

      I will now make explicit commentary about your lack of intelligence and your failure of reading comprehension.

      Also, affirmative action is defined as discrimination. It is defined as "positive discrimination", in which you enforce favoritism on a certain population, and thus handicap other populations.

    4. Re:PAY TO CROSS THE TROLL BRIDGE by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      I will now make explicit commentary about your lack of intelligence and your failure of reading comprehension.

      And I will now make a counter commentary about you lack of ability to clearly express your intent without slobbering all over yourself. Perhaps if you could structure your thoughts in a concise fashion you wouldn't appear such a numb witted lout.

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    5. Re:PAY TO CROSS THE TROLL BRIDGE by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work that way. This is a clear statement:

      I have the greatest understanding for anyone who wishes to excise such views and the people possessing them from their lives.

      To break it down to English:

      [Subject](I) [Verb](have) [Direct Object](the greatest understanding) [Indirect Object](for anyone who wishes to excise such views and the people possessing them from their lives).

      And to break down the Predicate Nominative:

      [Subject](anyone [Gerund](who wishes|=wishing)) [Verb](to excise) [Conjunctive List]([Direct Object](such views) [Conjunction](and) [Direct Object](the people possessing them)) [Indirect Object](from their lives).

      English is quite complex, but you can see how it all lays out. The predicate direct object is one giant noun clause ("anyone wishing...from their lives."), which, being a noun clause, could also become a subject. For example:

      Anyone wishing to excise such views and those possessing them from their lives is wholly justified.

      This starts with the same noun clause, followed by the copula verb "is", and a predicate of "wholly justified".

      I believe the correct verb would have been "evict" rather than "excise", however ("excise" means "tax"). Either case does not imply execution, nor does it fit into a sentence structure suggesting anything be done directly to such a person at all; the sentence structure suggests more nothing than nothing be done with the person. Given that such fault does not lead to an interpretation involving any form of bodily harm, nor would the structure suggest such a thing, it seems you are at fault for reading what you wish to read rather than what is stated.

  45. Re:Saw the debate by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    Unless one of them was convinced by the other one's arguments, there was no winner. Popularity does not make someone a winner. There's really not much to "win" in a debate aside from maybe your opponent's agreement.

    Many scientists have not also studied philosophy, and as such aren't well-equipped for precisely this sort of debate.

    Many scientists would also destroy these fools when it comes to philosophy, so don't give me that nonsense.

  46. Re:Saw the debate by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    You can't prove God doesn't exist, so arguing with people that there's "no evidence he does" is kind of pointless.

    Not pointless. No evidence = no rational reason to believe. Ham was just spouting incorrect, irrational nonsense.

  47. Existence of this... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    The bible doesn't say how long it took, and does describe Noah's family being involved too. It doesn't rule out the possibility that Noah was loaded and hired hundreds of workers to help out. It wouldn't matter though, as a wooden ship that size is structurally impossible.

  48. Re:Saw the debate by Pseudonym · · Score: 2

    ...except that the creationist "debate" is not about the existence of God, as evidenced by the majority of Christians worldwide who belong to denominations which either explicitly agree with evolution, or take the neutral "we don't know, go ask a scientist" line. (Incidentally, both of those positions seem reasonable to me.)

    OK, it is about the existence of God in one sense. I was brought up a Christian in an extremely liberal denomination, and apart from one kid in high school who was going through a phase, I never met a real creationist until I discovered Usenet and started talking to people from the US regularly. One of the first questions I asked was to the effect of what they were actually trying to prove. The answer I got was telling: If evolution didn't happen, God must exist, so let's hope it's true.

    I suspect that for many creationists on the ground, that's exactly their mentality.

    Of course, that's not true of many of the funders. In the United States, creationism is part of the anti-science oligarchy movement. There are a number of corporations which have a financial interest in casting doubt on science, from tobacco companies, to fossil fuel companies, to arms manufacturers, and so on. Some of them are willing to fund any organisation whose mission is contrary to the scientific consensus, and that includes creationists. This is all fairly well documented.

    So in that sense, the creationist "debate" isn't even philosophical. It's political.

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  49. Re:Saw the debate by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    As a debate, it was a pointless exercise.

    Perhaps, at least it was something that hadn't been tried before.

    One of the advantages of sending someone like Bill Nye is that he's not primarily known as a working scientist, he's primarily known as an educator and entertainer. That is the appropriate level of gravitas for a debate like this. Letting someone like Francis Collins share the stage with Ken Ham would send the wrong message.

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  50. Re:Saw the debate by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're kidding, right? The guy was an aerospace engineer.

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  51. Re:How is this relevent? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you're a fucking moron. Wish I had some way to make you actually pay up: not only do they only support TLS (and have downgrade protection for good measure), they default to perfect forward secrecy with all clients. https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltes...

    I suppose you think Slashdot is more secure? This site you're posting on, which doesn't even *allow* people to browse using HTTPS (it redirects you back to HTTP immediately), doesn't do PFS by default, still uses SSLv3 without downgrade prevention (it "mitigates" POODLE by using the known-weak RC4 cipher instead)? If you think Slashcode is so "inherently broken", why are you using this site?

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  52. Re:Saw the debate by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    By this measure, I'm certain that Nye won. Anyone who was over 18 and watching the debate has probably had their minds made up for a long time. But I imagine there were a ton of religious parents that sat their kids down to watch the debate. Nye's arguments had a chance of swaying kids who may not have been exposed to a scientific view before, and his arguments had the benefit of being based on observable evidence that anyone could at least understand. Ham's arguments are based on personal beliefs and an ancient book. He had little chance of convincing anyone not already thoroughly indoctrinated.

  53. Re:Saw the debate by gman003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Nye did not win, because he was fighting the wrong war.

    Nye argued like a scientist. He presented the evidence, gave logical explanations, and generally relied on demonstrable facts. He did a flawless job, but changed absolutely no-one's mind, because anyone who cares about science, reason and evidence already accepts evolution.

    Ham didn't even really argue. He just riled people up for a crusade - it was the evil liberal commie atheists trying to teach satan's lies, and him and his book of JESUS that showed the big bad man up. He also did not convince anybody, but he can count it as a win because he got people who believed in the general idea of creationism to believe specifically in his branch of creationism.

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: when you argue about creationism, you are not arguing science. You're arguing theology. If it were me on the stage with Ken Ham, I wouldn't bring slides of radiocarbon dating and fossil evidence, I'd bring quotes from Augustine and Aquinas. I'd point out that some of the earliest work leading to evolution was done by Gregor Mendel, a friar in the Augustinian order. I'd use some choice words from Pope Francis, who, even if you aren't catholic, you have to admit he's probably read the bible at least a few times. I'd present a history of creation that matches both scientific evidence (literally) and scripture (figuratively). And then I'd attack his own character, not with the insults of the scientist, but with the insults of a religious man. I'd ask rhetorically how he thinks he can interpret scripture for the rest of us. I'd make him out to be a fraud and a cheat, hijacking religion for his own gain (which, to be fair, he kind of is).

    That's how you argue with a crazy person - with more crazy. He, and his followers, don't give a single fuck about the truth. So take them down within their own framework, not from your own.

  54. Re:Saw the debate by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    By that measure, you could never win in a debate against Ham. He admitted it himself. They were both asked what it would take for them to accept the other's opinion. Bill Nye replied evidence. Lots of evidence would be needed, of course, but theoretically it could be done. (You could start by finding bunny remains where T-Rex should be. Or an apatosaurus that lived only 5,000 years ago.) Ken Ham, meanwhile, replied that nothing would change his mind. You could pull up a mound of evidence the size of Mount Everest and compare it to the mound of his "evidence" the size of an anthill he would still insist that he was right.

    You can't "win" a debate against someone like that. In fact, there was no real point to the entire thing except for raising money and publicity for Ken Ham.

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  55. Re:Saw the debate by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Sadly, even with these tactics you can't win. Ken Ham and folks like him are so wrapped up in their own world that they can trot out every last little Biblical quote and theologian's opinion that supports them. Never argue crazy with a crazy man. Some people can be convinced and should be taught. Others won't ever be convinced by anything and should just be ignored (or fought against if they try to foist their beliefs on others).

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  58. Re:Saw the debate by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    By this measure, I'm certain that Nye won.

    Again, I'm talking about the ones in the debate. Popularity is irrelevant, and there's not really anything to win. This reminds me of all those Internet posters who suddenly declare that the other person has "lost" the argument due to violating some arbitrary rule.

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  60. Re:Saw the debate by Gogo0 · · Score: 2

    i want to point out that i used to be a christian (indoctrinated while growing up) and a richard dawkins debate on youtube got me interested enough to read one of his books. after that i was no longer a christian.

    with something as unprovable as god, i think that few people are going to be outright convinced by a debate, but it may open some minds to new possibilities and questioning why they believe what they do, prompting them to research further and come to their own conclusion.

    further, when one debator presents a wide range of facts and evidence based on centuries of study, revision, and growing understanding -and the other debator simply presents a two thousand year old book, rhetoric, and subjective personal "proof", im willing to bet more on-the-fencers would find the science guy's argument more compelling than the god guy's.

  61. Re:Saw the debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    the problem is as you noted, the bible.
    a bible quote is proof of nothing, evidence of nothing, support of nothing aside from the existence of a book called 'the bible'.
    where does it say that the bible is the word of god? surprise, ITS IN THE BIBLE! in one of these debates, someone needs to go in ready to debate the bible itself, not its contents.

  62. Re:Saw the debate by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    Again, I'm talking about the ones in the debate
    Whoops - I missed your original point. My bad.

    there's not really anything to win.
    I still disagree. The point of a (public) debate isn't to convince your opponent, it's to convince the audience.

  63. Re:Saw the debate by gman003 · · Score: 2

    Ham won't be convinced of anything. But the people who follow him might. Ham has convinced them that science and religion are at odds, and many people, unfortunately, would choose religion over science. If you can convince them there is no such war, they'll stop fighting it.

    We don't need them to join our side - we just need them to stop fighting.

  64. Re:Can Nye be more condescending? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Any actual EVIDENCE for that other than the assertions you repeat to your just-as-close-minded friends?

    I used to be a Republican. Been there, done that. Go figure.

  65. Re:How is this relevent? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    This does not belong on Slashdot.

    I know that this site has always been shit. Why do I keep coming here?

    Can anyone recommend an alternative?

    4chan?

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  66. Re:How is this relevent? by gcnaddict · · Score: 2

    There's also pipedot.

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  67. Re:Saw the debate by silfen · · Score: 1

    Nye is a pretend-scientist just like Ham, so you have two fakes debating science. Who cares?

  68. Re:Saw the debate by gweihir · · Score: 1

    If your target audience is concentrated stupid, then any publicity is good publicity.

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  69. Re:Saw the debate by gweihir · · Score: 1

    I completely agree. If the crazies become numerous enough that you cannot simply ignore them, then you have to beat them at their own game on their own level. Creationists just do not understand Science and what it is about. They can hence not be convinced with scientific arguments. Sure, that means they are not in any way part of modern enlightened society, but unfortunately, due to some terrible accident, they are here and they are not few.

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  70. Re:Saw the debate by gweihir · · Score: 1

    I don't quite agree. You can reach some people in that movement by this technique. Of course, the fundamentalists will never be convinced, because they do not have the mental flexibility to change their mind. But it is not them you are arguing with.

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  71. Re:Saw the debate by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Or become few enough that they can just be ignored like so many other groups of crackpots.

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  72. Going about it all wrong. by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

    See, the creationists are going about this all wrong. What they need is a meta-theme park, where you go and spend time with a Jewish carpenter wearing hippy clothes who peaches to you all day about God and love while you help him build an Ark-based theme park.

    See, in this way you get lots of free labour to build your theme park from all the True Believers, and should any heathens get in, you get to have hippy carpenter guy preach the good word to them all day.

    The only drawback to all this is it means Mr. Ham would have to employ someone who is Jewish, and he might feel that is against God's divine will.

    Yaz

  73. Re:Saw the debate by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    Convincing the audience is just a matter of being the best bullshitter, considering the general intellect of most audiences. While you might be able to convince some people watching the debate, I consider that a side benefit, rather than a "win."

    Personally, I prefer text-based debates in the first place.

  74. Re:Saw the debate by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    You don't know enough about philosophy to make any of the statements you have made. It is not just linguistic, it is not just marketspeak, and it gets traction for very good reasons. Your forgone conclusions about it are based on your ignorance, not your knowledge, on the topic.

    You seem quite confident about that. Wrongfully so, perhaps. Have you read the article you linked to?

    Anyway, it's not as if anything Ken Ham said had any substance in the first place. One doesn't need to know much about philosophy to debunk his garbage.

  75. Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

    I don't know why the State got involved in funding the park in the first place (it is a pretty obvious potential conflict with their first amendment duties, but then again, this is Kentucky), but for it to even sneak by constitutional muster, employees cannot be discriminated against because of their religious beliefs.

    So, if you let employees walk around and talk about Noah's flood and all that Jazz, you have to give other employees equal rights to talk about how it is a myth likely originating in the flood plains of Mesopotamia that the "decedents of Abraham" brought to Palestine.

    Of course, the sensible thing would have been to not have involved the government in the park in the first place. I am sure there are plenty of young-earth creationists out there that Ham can scam.

    1. Re:Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I don't know why the State got involved in funding the park in the first place (it is a pretty obvious potential conflict with their first amendment duties, but then again, this is Kentucky),

      Which duties are those? I agree that the State shouldn't have touched this with a ten foot pole, but I fail to see what the first amendment has to do with it.

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    2. Re:Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

      The first amendment prevents a government endorsement of religion. By funding a private park that endorsed explicitly religious beliefs, the State was arguably endorsing the evangelical version of Hebrew mythology.

    3. Re:Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      The first amendment prevents Congress from doing various things. Says nothing about state legislatures. (Fun arugment: If anybody claims America is founded on 'christan values,' ask them why the first amendment is the exact opposite of the first commandment.)

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    4. Re:Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

      The first amendment doesn't say anything about the internet or telephones either. You cannot understand the first amendment just by reading a few sentences anymore than you can understand the first law of dynamics by reading a simple equation.

      The 14th amendment applies the Bill of Rights to State and local governments.

      If you want to learn more, read up about the Privileges or Immunities Clause and the Due Process Clause of the 14th amendment as well as the Slaughterhouse Cases.

      If someone possesses a civil right or a civil liberty by virtue of the US Constitution, States may not abridge those rights or unequally apply them.

    5. Re:Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The First Amendment basically prevents Congress (and, by later amendment and Supreme Court interpretation, state legislatures) from favoring any religion. As long as the Commonwealth would supply similar tax breaks regardless of religion, they're on sound constitutional ground.

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    6. Re:Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

      It seems unlikely the State of Kentucky would have funded a theme park designed to disprove the Evangelical Christian view of the bible or a theme park designed to convert people to Islam and explain the teachings of Mohammad.

    7. Re:Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I agree completely with everything you said. I simply object to referring to it as a 'first amendment issue.'

      It is, in fact, an employment discrimination issue. What that discrimination is, is irrelevant. 'Statement affirming optimal body fat percentage' would be no different. 'Statement affirming purity of blood' would be no different. 'Statement affirming hair is naturally red' would be no different.

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    8. Re:Richard Dawkins should apply for a job there by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It's possible that Kentucky was favoring Christianity, but as long as the stated criteria for those tax breaks doesn't mention religion, and nobody favoring another religion is turned down, it's not possible to tell.

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  76. Re:Saw the debate by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Congrats. That is never easy on a personal level, and a significant achievement.

    I completely agree that these debates are for those that are still open to arguments. The other ones cannot be reached by any means anyways.

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  77. Re:Can Nye be more condescending? by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Ideas of how people have to be and tolerance are orthogonal properties. You find arrogant fundamentalists in any camp, even among hippies.

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  78. Re:Why so threatened? by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

    Well, take the small but growing field of astrobiology for one. It draws a lot from astrophysicists, chemists, et cetera. If someone does not understand how life, how are they going to even consider becoming an astrobiologist? After getting a physics degree, maybe they would go on to study astronomy, focus on astrochemistry, and discover the first signs of life on a distant planet but, because that interest in the origins of life and the beauty of evolution was never sparked, they decided to go work for a startup.

    Or, say someone with a physics degree who might be interested in studying biophysics applications in graduate school is not going to even consider the field if they don't believe or understand basic biology.

  79. Re:How is this relevent? by walterbyrd · · Score: 2

    Are you kidding? This article is about the advancement of scientific thought. About putting mythology in it's place.

  80. Re:Saw the debate by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    I went to a creationist museum once, keeping mom happy when she was visiting. One surprise was how many of the exhibits had nothing whatsoever to do with creationism, but were mostly 'proof' that later biblical events were true (Hebrews enslaved in Egypt), or dioramas of later events (Roman empire, spread of Christianity, etc).

    There was one exhibit I remember about the Grand Canyon, about how it could have been created quickly (this place believed in young earth only a few millenia old). They tied this into the flood, about how receding waters dug it, that the sandstone hardened relatively quickly, and so forth. Lots of hand waving about it despite the story of the flood occuring long long after the story of creation.

    That's one reason I found the 'intelligent design' to be so transparent. These people aren't about just creation, or some amorphous entity that guided creation, they absolutely 100% are about the literal protestant biblical accounts. They don't care about native American stories, Hindu stories, Chinese stories, etc.

  81. Existence of this... by Tagged_84 · · Score: 1

    In the original story ( Gilgamesh ) it was a week, in the re-telling the character Noah started at 500 years old and finished when he was 600.

  82. Re:Saw the debate by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    But if you point out things by Mendel or a pope, it won't hold any weight either as these are imperfect Christians who have missed the truth in the eyes of the Protestant creationists.

  83. Re:Saw the debate by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    Even for the case where the bible myth is based off a common ancestor myth shared by the Gilgmesh story it still shows that the bible myth is only that - a myth, a story. What we know for certain is that the bible myth is neither the original telling of that story nor backed up by any credible evidence of world wide flooding.

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  84. Re:Saw the debate by Cealestis · · Score: 1

    I don't know how much weight I give the biblical flood account but when dealing with ancient literature nothing is that certain. There has been some interesting arguments in favour of this but that's far from the absolute you imply. Ancient Mesopotamia flooded a lot, cultures in the area didn't need to go far to get details on the phenomenon.

  85. Re:How is this relevent? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    even the Pope has got with it http://www.independent.co.uk/n... - sort of torpedoes the Creation museum as well

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  86. Re:I am SHOCKED, just SHOCKED... by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    well, you'd better get reading the article then because thats not the reason. or maybe your comprehension is lacking

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  87. Re:Saw the debate by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

    That's how you argue with a crazy person - with more crazy. He, and his followers, don't give a single fuck about the truth. So take them down within their own framework, not from your own.

    No, no no. Never argue with an idiot. First they drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience.

  88. Re:Saw the debate by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

    Ah someone who has seen Religulous and considers themselves an expert. Shame that documentary was full of crap. Most of the parallels/plagiarism he pointed out were reaching to an extreme or were a result of the stories that were stolen from actually being altered after the formation of Christianity and some stuff he flat out made up.

  89. Re:Saw the debate by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there's no evidence that people in different areas share any common heritage, except all the DNA and stuff, but that's Satan's work.

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  90. Re:That Quran thing is a pirated version by halivar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So Judaism is UNIX.
    Christianity is Microsoft (embrace and extend)
    Islam is SCO (copy, claim, and wage holy war the guys you stole it from)

  91. Re:Saw the debate by dave420 · · Score: 1

    Nice strawman. Affirmative action was an attempt to fix the symptom of black people being under-represented in higher education and in the workplace. That's it. They didn't do it because black people are not intelligent, they did it because they simply were not represented in those places, and those places are the ones which bring money and development to the communities from which people come.

    But as long as you can make stuff up to make a point, why bother with facts?

  92. Re:I am SHOCKED, just SHOCKED... by BVis · · Score: 1

    "Religion". You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Nye has no patience for people who deny climate change because they're flat-out, provably, scientifically-settled wrong. It's like someone being expected to have patience with someone insisting the sky is yellow with purple polka dots. (Although, you might have patience with them because they're clearly deranged mentally. Do your own comparison of the zealots and the mentally ill here.)

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  93. Re:Saw the debate by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    Given the age of the stories there may have actually been a flood of almost biblical proportion. Go back to the end of the last ice age and if you had lakes like Lake Missoula emptying it would seem to fit. It isn't like dumping 500 cubic miles of water would go unnoticed if there was a human population near by that happened to survive. It wouldn't surprise me if there were similar events that got passed down by oral tradition to various people in Eurasia. Give the story ~8000 years to morph and for people to hear similar stories from all other tribes and it becomes a global flood.

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  94. Re:Saw the debate by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    From my experience (being raised in a fundamentalist baptist church that was probably different only in actions to the Westboro Baptist Church) it goes deeper than that. These people are so invested in their belief system that if any portion is proven to be wrong it means that it is all wrong. The bible for them is the gold standard of truth and everything in it is of divine origin that speaks with one voice (never understood this). For them religion is their reason for existence and provides all the meaning in their life and they don't want that to be a lie. Unfortunately they use religion to justify all sorts of strange belief like the gays need to die, black people carry the mark of Cain and as such are sub human, the universe is only ~6000 years old, a women must submit to their husband, etc.

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  95. Re:Saw the debate by Triklyn · · Score: 1

    ... so he was employed :)

  96. Re:Saw the debate by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    I know the people I grew up with. They handed me ribbons for Cathleen Kennedy Townsend while spewing vitriol about Robert Ehrlich. I know how the issue has grown and evolved over time, and what it was like at the peak of its political and media attention.

    Further, "Affirmative Action", when not so severe as it had been at its peak, is still a thing known as "Positive Discrimination", in which favoritism is given to a disadvantaged group. The main theory is that a certain group is not capable of thriving on its own merits, and so certain policies must be taken up to favor that group and, by extension, handicap others.

    So my post falls under "call a spade a shovel".

  97. Re:How is this relevent? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    " (and have downgrade protection for good measure)"

    Downgrading from TLS 1.2 to 1.0 would be foolhardy.

    Ah well, you guys haven't spent the last week dealing with SSL and TLS attacks on your sites.

    Keep on talking smack.

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  98. Re:Saw the debate by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Well, you're wrong. The original Executive Order commanded that GOVERNMENT CONTRACTORS hire without regard to race, religion, or national origin (i.e. you can't refuse to hire foreigners). Nothing about higher education.

    That was way back in the 60s. In the 90s, it was fashionable to place college students by non-statutory racial quotas--they were non-statutory because such quotas are, and always have been, illegal--and so it was suggested that more women and blacks would be taken into college on the basis of being women and blacks. There was much argument for this, and much political theater against this. About this time, the term "reparations" begun to appear, with blacks and non-black civil rights advocates demanding cash payment for the suffering of their ancestors, or some such nonsense; these such things are simply the result of political hysteria, and are mirrored by white country singers sparking white Americans to kick the shit out of anyone with a beard and turban shortly after 9/11.

    At a point, the social institution of affirmative action had been the leaning toward bringing in at least some candidates for employment and college admissions based on "some of them are black and women, so we should chose some of those specifically to get a good balance". This institution was not formalized by statute--indeed, was illegal--but was engaged in nonetheless, and was talked about openly and argued for as a social institution which many desired to codify into formal statute.

    Try thinking from a view of everything, instead of from a narrow view. It helps to understand not just legal statute and origins, but the progression, the implicit social institutions which came and went, the arguments people had made, the media behavior over time, misconceptions of various people, forward-theory, and human psychology in general.

  99. Re:Saw the debate by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, did they wear clothes with mixed fabrics?

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  100. Re:Saw the debate by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    It's perfectly sane for a black liberal to dislike affirmative action, and that's where the value of your post ends.

    Originally (which was at its peak), it had been a way to get certain people considered for things they never would have been considered before earlier. It wasn't so much the establishing of quotas as changing them. The intention was to allow smart blacks into college and business on much the same basis as smart whites.

    It's arguable that its utility has passed, and that it is currently doing more harm than good. (I'm not convinced either way, myself.) That would be a good reason to oppose it. A black liberal might be annoyed that his or her personal success was attributed to racial discrimination.

    Nor do I have the faintest idea where you get your liberal Democrats from, but I suspect I'd want them well washed before I met them. The ones I know of are in favor of AA because they believe there still is discrimination, and that blacks are handicapped by society in comparison to whites of similar ability.

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  101. Re:Saw the debate by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    The peak of Affirmative Action was in the 90s, when arguments over Affirmative Action were made, when Family Guy was mocking reparations, when fears over quotas of how many black people to hire were coming out of the woodwork, when such quotas or similar systems of selecting X from the black/women pool and the rest from the general pool were actively done so as to avoid potential "you have an awful lot of white guys working here..." EEO litigation, and so on.

    I got my liberal Democrats from high school. Had a friend whose mom baked the class Democrat Cookies with asses on them; the kid campaigned in the middle of class for a gubernatorial election, and also told us that one of our classmates got into a good college because she was black. Said black chick had a better SAT score than me, initially, by 20 points; but I retook the test because my statistics teacher scored 1330 on his SATs, and he was similarly fucking head-up-ass politically retarded, and went on 40 minute rants about how gay marriage would lead to people marrying tables and animals, and then was fired after 3 months for gross incompetence. I scored a 1340 on my second round, 10 points higher than black chick who "got into a good college because she's black", so my response to that argument is an enormous middle finger.

    Amusingly, the anti-gay-marriage ranting teacher was a firm Democrat, and would rant about bush a lot, too. The guy campaigning for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend also used to comment that Shirley Temple was a bright actress because she was a Democrat, while talking about how fucked up gays are and how they all carry diseases and HIV. Never have I experienced such a confused mixture of politics and social vitriol as I had in the presence of these people. How they managed to hold a firm stance against gay marriage and yet a firm stance against all things conservative politics I will never quite understand, considering the way partisan politics are held as a fashion statement here in the United States.

    The more conservatives I was surrounded by did not seem to care much. We had such people as William Donald Schaffer once, a moderate Democrat whose behavior was more becoming, and who speaks to me of what the country should be more like; alas, in my time, he had taken a more minor governmental office and was no longer governor. The modern Conservative has disappeared, as well, in favor of the right-wing radical: some politicians appear as caricatures of Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity. These are such sad times, but familiar to me: it is as when the Tori of the English cut down the center of Parliament to bring progressive politics in where there was only the barren wasteland between the Liberal and the Radical politicians, and I hope soon we shall see similar senses brought among the House of Representatives and the Senate of our nation.

  102. Re:Saw the debate by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    Being confident isn't what makes one an idiot.

    Good thing I didn't say that. I can't determine whether or not you studied it, or whether or not you truly came to an understanding of it if you did study it. That makes it possible that you're just a "confident idiot." That's what makes such subjective soft science studies so fun; they can be applied to nearly everyone.

    I studied philosophy formally, and in great depth, and know quite a lot about it.

    I don't care what you claim to know.

    Many posters on slashdot who deride philosophy have not studied it at all, and hence would be in the "confident idiot" category.

    I sort of agree in the sense that people shouldn't be deriding philosophy because idiots like Ken Ham are professional bullshitters, but I'm not sure where you got this information. Have you conducted some sort of scientific study to determine that "many" posters on Slashdot who deride philosophy have not studied it at all?

    In my opinion, the main problem is that so many people lack knowledge about philosophy. If they understood more about it, it is possible they'd see right through Ken Ham's nonsense, rather than be fooled by pseudo-philosophical garbage.

  103. Re:I am SHOCKED, just SHOCKED... by drfred79 · · Score: 1

    A set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/religion

    No, I'm pretty sure I knew what I was talking about.

    No one denies climate change, not even the deniers. The climate has been changing since the Earth was formed. Bill Nye is fighting a straw man. What the deniers dispute is humans having a majoritive effect on climate change. The science on that is not settled, especially when new papers are being published trying to explain a hiatus in the warming trend and the significance of the oceans in the atmospheric temperature. If the science on that was settled there would be no use for continued research.

  104. The State of Kentucky - A Living Museum by turgid · · Score: 1

    ...of simpler times hundreds of years ago...

  105. Stupid is as stupid types by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    I reiterate that you are a slobbering mouth breather, and now I append the honorific of 'grammar Nazi'. While you have diagrammed your sentence with such skill that freshman English teachers everywhere are getting erections, you overlook that fact that using correct grammar doesn't mean that you have expressed yourself in any clear or elegant fashion.

    If your statement was written by someone who had the intellectual capacity of at least a third grader, it my be thus:

    "I have the greatest understanding for anyone who wishes to excise from their lives, such views and the people possessing them."

    Mind you, your poor sentence structure is the least of your faults. I would point out the generalizations you attribute to 'Liberal Democrats' sound wholly out of character for a people who are normally generalized as socially progressive, and sound more like the statements that might be made by an astroturfing tea party member who secretly follows KKK propaganda.

    But by all means, continue attributing your bizarre interpretation of Affirmative action to others, it doesn't sound strange at all. Additional insulting boilerplate I couldn't be bothered with here.

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    1. Re:Stupid is as stupid types by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Liberal Democrats are not simple social progressives. The country is run by Liberals and Radicals, even Liberals calling themselves Conservative, and even those who have forked off those such false Conservatives and become Radicals. There are at least half a dozen readily visible political sentiments here, and they fly under but two banners, to say nothing of the third parties which espouse a variety of incongruous positions.

      In England circa 1900, the Tori party began its cut through the Liberals and Radicals in parliament to begin England's progressive era. Neither the Liberals nor the Conservatives were very progressive, although both had made political campaigns out of old-age pensions, unemployment insurance, and worker's compensation. When no such things appeared, a new political opinion arose, and the progressives stepped between these calling themselves Liberal and Conservative, and then begun a steady, conservative, progressive movement to actually implement such things.

      I see more than the packaged deal. I see more than two parties where the two names are used. I see more than two positions active in our government and in our politics. I see society's sentiments, behaviors, and moods. That you wish to ignore these occludes the reality of our recent history and our modern struggles to your view.

  106. Re:Saw the debate by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    I agree with everything you say except for the possible insinuation (which you may have intended) that "only a myth" is a bad thing. On Slashdot, things like mythology, fantasy, and sci-fi are usually considered magnificent.

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  107. Re:Saw the debate by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    Of course, Campbell based is work on that of Jung, so he wasn't completely ignorant in these matters.

    Say what you will about his monomyth theory, it's been very successful in storytelling. So even if it's not universally found in mythology, it does seem to be useful.

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  108. Re:Saw the debate by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    Where the frack did you get the idea that I was claiming that Noah was original? All I said was that we don't know that the Noah story specifically inherited from Gilgamesh.

    We do know that the Noah story was not purely the work of one author, because we can see strong evidence in the text itself that it's been edited. The only known links to Gilgamesh are that it has a similar theme and it comes from a similar part of the world. It wouldn't surprise me if they're related, but we don't actually know, and probably never will.

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  109. Do you LOVE taxes? by Zynder · · Score: 1

    By my laymen's education on the subject, I do believe it means they double and triple tax the shit out of you while providing fewer services than non-commonwealth states.

  110. Re:How is this relevent? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

    Once again, you've proven you have have no understanding of these issues. The GP's reference to downgrade protection refers to mitigation of a MITM's ability to force a protocol downgrade to SSL 3.0 and hence gain the ability to decrypt sensitive data such as session cookies. As I mentioned in an earlier reply, TLS_FALLBACK_SCSV offers mitigation for such protocol downgrade scenarios, although it should be noted that the most desirable means of resolving this entire mess is to disable SSL 3.0 on the server side.

    Why are you persisting in posting replies which clearly indicate you're nothing more than a pompous ass and pretender? To help you understand my context, I spend the majority of my time contributing to the efforts of a team that is devoted to securing a varied assortment of information assets for Fortune 50 companies. Do I really need to track you down and dox everything I find to everyone you know? Is that really what you want? Hush up now, it's past your bedtime, junior.

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  111. Re: How is this relevent? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

    I authenticate the parent post.

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  112. Re:How is this relevent? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

    On the off chance that you're actually one of those "special guys" who isn't really a complete idiot but is instead engaged in the business of posting bait posts in forums like these with the intent of identifying "candidates" for employment by certain entities, please be advised that I've already worn a uniform for a living "once upon a time," and I'm not presently interested in returning to that sort of service. This is mostly due to the fact that your organizational concept of loyalty is demonstrably flawed at best (all it takes is one lying and improperly trusted jackass in a senior officer role to ruin the fun for others), and there's also the minor problem that your pay fucking sucks considering the nature of the work at hand. If none of the aforementioned criteria apply to you, meaning you're simply a pompous ass and idiot, all I can really say is "good luck in life, and try not to piss off the wrong people." Cheers.

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  113. Re:How is this relevent? by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

    If you think Slashcode is so "inherently broken", why are you using this site?

    Please be advised that it's plausible that the GP is engaged in the business of pretending ignorance in an effort to identify individuals who possess the requisite knowledge to accomplish certain aims. I don't particularly care about this possibility as it pertains to myself, but I'm becoming increasingly "itchy" with regard to digging into this person's background. It wouldn't be the first (or even tenth) time I've confirmed such behavior, where confirmation is defined as irrefutable identification of the full background of the involved party. Most of these guys really aren't very bright, but hey, they allegedly mean well.

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  114. Re:Saw the debate by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    I agree. Myths are terrific! I just don't like it when people confuse myths with history ^^

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  115. Re:I am SHOCKED, just SHOCKED... by BVis · · Score: 1

    A set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

    1) A scientific mindset is not a set of beliefs. Scientists do not worship what they cannot understand; they only seek to understand it.
    2) Scientists do not consider the cause or purpose of the universe, only its nature. Cause or purpose implies an intelligent creator. We do not have any objective evidence that one exists. The Bible is not objective evidence, only philosophy, narrative, and metaphor. Even if it were, the current versions of the work have been translated and interpreted so many times by so many people with so many different agendas to push that the original meaning has been lost for thousands of years.
    3) There is no objective evidence that a superhuman agency or agencies created the universe. There is conjecture and hypothesis. The problem is that the zealots insist that you prove a negative when you express an opinion on the subject. As we all know, proving a negative is impossible. Thinking that something is possible doesn't mean you believe it to actually be the case. We do not know what was happening before the Big Bang happened, as current technology does not exist to look beyond the singularity. Nothing can be proven or disproven about the origin of the Big Bang at the moment, and that is not a concession of a weak argument; the three most important words in science are "I don't know".
    4) Exactly what devotional and ritual observances do scientists engage in? The closest I can come up with is getting your morning coffee.
    5) Scientifically based solutions and practices are not the same as a moral code. Morals are arbitrary rules of conduct that a particular slice of humanity has decided are worth upholding, and as such, cannot by definition be associated with science. Nothing in science says you can't have sex before marriage, for example, or stone the gays to death, or beat your wife, or kill your slaves..

    I'm positive you don't know what you're talking about.

    What the deniers dispute is humans having a majoritive effect on climate change. The science on that is not settled.

    It's settled. Getting 97% of scientists to agree on something is virtually impossible if there is no objective evidence. CO2 in the atmosphere makes temperatures rise. We're dumping CO2 into the atmosphere by the billions of tons. Therefore, more heat from the sun is trapped in the atmosphere, making global temperature rise. Honestly, it's not a difficult concept, and if you need an example of a greenhouse effect gone mad, take a look at Venus. It's like 863 degrees F / 462 degrees C on the surface, in large part to the atmosphere being 96% CO2. The origins of the high levels of CO2 on Venus are different from those on Earth, but they share a similar problem in that there is insufficient biomass to recapture the carbon in the atmosphere.

    especially when new papers are being published trying to explain a hiatus in the warming trend and the significance of the oceans in the atmospheric temperature.

    Please link to some of those papers; if they're not in reputable peer-reviewed publications, though, don't bother.

    If the science on that was settled there would be no use for continued research.

    You are failing to grasp the nature of scientific endeavor. We will never know everything about a particular topic; there is always more knowledge to be obtained. If 97% (or even a significant majority) of the new research contradicts the human-caused theory of global warming, then a conclusio

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  116. Re:How is this relevent? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    " Do I really need to track you down and dox everything I find to everyone you know? Is that really what you want? Hush up now, it's past your bedtime, junior."

    You got so mad over me being right (because you're a total fool in the firt pace) that you had to resort to making threats.

    You lost your entire argument.

    Oh, and just for fun - I'm a global horticultural research director - four of your Fortune 50 companies DIRECTLY CONSULT WITH ME in securing their automated food production facilities, designing new internet-connected monitoring/control systems, and even down to designing the buildings, hydroponics systems, LED lighting, the entire shebang. I get paid $2500/hr for consultation work. What the fuck are you getting paid?

    Oh, look, have a nice guided tour of an FTSE 100 (That's the UK equivalent to Fortune 100) facility I built and designed (and SECURED from SSL/TLS attacks.)

    Amateur.

    Dox me? I'm already globally known, who the fuck are you, Mr. Nobody? Go take your empty threats to your mother.

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  117. Re:Saw the debate by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    I don't know if that was an enforced rule or not but I didn't follow it (60/40 blend t-shirts). That was a long time ago and when little I didn't know what most of those things were. As I got older I started thinking for my self and the whole religious thing just didn't make sense to me. After starting to question some things and realizing that it was pretty shitty to think like that I rapidly fell away from it. It was really strange too when I went to church with my grandparents on my father's side (Presbyterian) on the rare occasion I was at their house for the weekend and while their god and Jesus had the same names they were very different from what I was hearing in my regular church. This new Jesus seemed more like a guy who wanted you to not be a dick to other people and help out to make people's lot in life better, not someone who wants you to carry out a crusade for him.

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  118. OMFG, are you paid by the word? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Liberal Democrats are not simple social progressives. The country is run by........

    Sorry, could you repeat that? I nodded of during your tangential gibbering about political labeling. You should sell it to people with sleep disorders, you could make a killing.

    I see more than the packaged deal. I see more than two parties where the two names are used. I see more than two positions active in our government and in our politics. I see society's sentiments, behaviors, and moods. That you wish to ignore these occludes the reality of our recent history and our modern struggles to your view.

    I see someone who starts sentences with 'I see...' way too much. I see someone who wants to replace Mr Luther King Jr's speech writers. I see someone who claims to have a worldview that includes a plurality of political interests, and still attributes negative generalizations to 'Liberal Democrats'. In short, I see a pompous ass who loves the sound of his own voice.

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    1. Re:OMFG, are you paid by the word? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, actually. He had a Ph.D., and Luther was not his first name. Can you get any simple facts right?

      I see someone who starts sentences with 'I see...' way too much.

      You really aren't familiar with speech-writing literary devices, are you? Repetition in structure is a well-known method of keeping a reader's or listener's mind engaged and attended to what is being said, thus saving them the strain of interpretation. The polar opposite is mismatching of clauses in a list, such as "with honor, dignity, and by doing the right thing" (i.e. "with honor, with dignity, and with by doing the right thing"--you can see the error). Reduction is used in compact, technical explanations: "I see the poor, the abused, the forgotten"; expansion is used in persuasive arguments: "I see the poor; I see the abused; I see the forgotten."

      Perhaps you could learn something from an education.

    2. Re:OMFG, are you paid by the word? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      So enough verbal foreplay already, you had me at 'Liberal Democrat'. Are you going post your address so I can mail you pictures of my cock and we can get this lemon party started, or you another one of these shy,'I'm not actually a closeted self-hating teabagger' types?

      For the record I am a power top.

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  119. Re:Saw the debate by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    There was no "winner" unless one of them was convinced by the others' arguments. This notion that you can "win" a debate through completely arbitrary means needs to die.

    The goal of an organized debate is not to convince the other debater. It's to convince the audience. That's the whole point of it.
    NPR airs a program called Intelligence Squared which has a debate between two panels or two participants where a specific question or proposition is made, for example "Flexing American Muscles In The Middle East Will Make Things Worse." The audience is polled before and after the debate, and, Oxford-style, the team which sways more people to its side is declared the winner.

    Obviously, that doesn't mean the discussion is over, because people are not computers. You can't just plug in a set of conditions and just have that be someone's new reality. People need to be convinced, often many times.

  120. Re:Saw the debate by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    But if you point out things by Mendel or a pope, it won't hold any weight either as these are imperfect Christians who have missed the truth in the eyes of the Protestant creationists.

    Folks like Ken Ham love the militant protestants like Jack T Chick, who has argued that the Roman Catholic Church was started, organized, and is currently supported by none less than Satan himself.

    People on the outside looking in might think RC Christian = Protestant Evangelical Christian, but it's like saying Sunni Muslim = Shiite Muslim. There are some deep, dark divides when you go into the boonies and start playing with the crazies.

  121. Re:Saw the debate by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Further, "Affirmative Action", when not so severe as it had been at its peak, is still a thing known as "Positive Discrimination", in which favoritism is given to a disadvantaged group. The main theory is that a certain group is not capable of thriving on its own merits, and so certain policies must be taken up to favor that group and, by extension, handicap others.

    Wow, I dislike Affirmative Action and would love to see it go away completely, but even I know that is not the theory behind Affirmative Action or Positive Discrimination AT ALL. At no point is there the belief that a certain group is not capable of thriving on its own merits, that's the exact opposite of what most people in favor of AA believe. Instead, they are very much of the opinion that previous AND current discrimination is still holding a particular group down. IE, "we were racist and still are racist, and since we hold all the power we can subtly keep those other groups out by not giving them any of the breaks that we got."

  122. Re:Saw the debate by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    and are mirrored by white country singers sparking white Americans to kick the shit out of anyone with a beard and turban shortly after 9/11

    Which doubly-sucked, since most of the beard/turban types in the US are Sikh, not Muslim. Though the white country singer and his followers wouldn't even know that there was such a thing as a Sikh or that they were somehow different from Muslims.

  123. Re:Saw the debate by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, did they wear clothes with mixed fabrics?

    They always find ways to weasel out of that, telling you how it doesn't mean what you think it means, or that Jesus dissolved those old rules (but somehow just some) or that accumulation of vast amounts of wealth was totally fine and something that Jesus would have approved of.

  124. Re:Can Nye be more condescending? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    otherwise "perfect" liberals such as Bill Maher

    Yeah, keep whacking that strawman, buddy. I guess the exercise will really do you some good.

  125. Re:Saw the debate by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    The goal of an organized debate is not to convince the other debater. It's to convince the audience. That's the whole point of it.

    Which would just make it a bullshitting contest, considering the intelligence of most of the audience. The best bullshitter will "win" (what, I don't know).

    An organized debate is, to me, text-based. More time to collect your thoughts, do research, and speak precisely. No yelling or interruptions, and gish gallops aren't as effective. And you can always thoroughly study what your opponent said. I think these public speech debates are worse than pointless.

  126. Re:How is this relevent? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    http://tech.slashdot.org/story...

    What was that, idiot?

    "As I mentioned in an earlier reply, TLS_FALLBACK_SCSV [ietf.org] offers mitigation for such protocol downgrade scenarios,"

    And it's horribly broken by design which is why IN MY CONSULTATIONS WITH GOOGLE we decided to remove the fallback code ENTIRELY because TLS 1.0 is broken as fuck in the same vein that SSL 3.0 is broken.

    There's a reason I was the first computer help provider on Google Helpouts - that's because Google comes to ME (and pays well) for advice.

    I don't see them consulting your ignorant ass.

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  127. Re:Saw the debate by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Sikh are awesome, though. They're bound by the tenants of their religion to intervene when somebody is in need of aid. Think about that: they have a religion that specifically damns them for wandering by a murder or rape and deciding it's not their business.

    But they're still brown, and this is America.

  128. Re:Saw the debate by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    Flood myths are the single most common myth in the world. There are literally thousands of flood myths from widely differing cultures, across many different spans of time.

    There have been some pretty large floods in history that may have contributed to some of the "world flooding myths": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outburst_flood