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Russia Takes Down Steve Jobs Memorial After Apple's Tim Cook Comes Out
An anonymous reader writes Citing the need to abide by a law combating "gay propaganda," a memorial dedicated to the late Apple founder Steve Jobs has been torn down. This comes on the heels of new CEO Tim Cook coming out as gay. "In Russia, gay propaganda and other sexual perversions among minors are prohibited by law," ZEFS (a Russian group of companies that originally erected the statue) said, noting that the memorial had been "in an area of direct access for young students and scholars". "After Apple CEO Tim Cook publicly called for sodomy, the monument was taken down to abide to the Russian federal law protecting children from information promoting denial of traditional family values."
... the government sodomizes you!
Then how does it work? Please cite sources.
I didn't know a person could become gay-tainted after they die if their successor is gay. Hope the next person to have my job after I die isn't gay, otherwise my tombstone might set off someone's gaydar. that would be embarrassing.
Particularly if they were also a necrophiliac.
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
Aperently it starts with a pizza delivery, according to may documentaries on the subject... Bom chicka bow wow... :)
Evidently gay is highly contagious. Scientists say it's not airborne, but some of them have got it, so there's obviously a lot they don't know about how gay is spread. It stands to reason we should do everything we an think of to reduce the public exposure to gay.
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Despite my confident heterosexuality, I'm terribly conflicted, as I truly want to see a half-naked gay horse.
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
Given the number of hits on pron sites for "Russian teen anal", I dare say Russia doesn't have anything against sodomy.
If the guy decides to show me his Little Caesar, he's getting no tip.
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
I for one do do whatever statues tell me to do.
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YOU will get the tip. ;)
"If the pizzaman truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?" (beat) "Perhaps she's done something wrong..."
Are there any deer in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall.
YOU will get the tip. ;)
no no feeex thaaat for yuuu
in Putin's Russia you get the teeep
You are first attacked by a flock of gays and if one of them bites you there is a 45% chance of being infected. With no known antidote upwards of 90% of all those infected turn into The Gay and attempt to turn others.
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend sure as shit is.
If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
Castiel thats not how you watch porn!
Caption : fetish
Here's traditional marriage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Fascism: An authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization. See also: NAZI's
+5 Funny? I was actually serious.
"However, to date there are no replicated scientific studies supporting any specific biological etiology for homosexuality."
Saying that's not how it works implies you know how it works. Please cite sources.
I love how hilarity comes out of misinterpreted comments on the interwebs. It's lovely. I now see the humor in my comment. Still, Please cite sources.
No I thought it was like vampires where first they have to drain your dick and then you have to drink from theirs to be converted to a gay.
That's why I'm only bisexual. I sucked his dick but he didn't suck mine, and I've since only sucked the dicks of guys who hadn't sucked mine, or had my dick sucked by guys who I hadn't sucked, so I remain perpetually on the verge between the straight world and the gay. I'm like Gay Blade.
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It's true, one time I accidentally wandered into an Apple store, and before I knew it, there was a dick in my mouth.
Yeah, you really gotta pay attention to those EULA's before clicking agree.
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the (supposed) good of its victims may be the most oppressive
90% of the free rape porn on xvideos features Russians.
But is good, healthy heterosexual rape!
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it