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World's Youngest Microsoft Certificated Professional Is Five Years Old

HughPickens.com writes Gurvinder Gill writes at BBC that Ayan Qureshi is the world's youngest Microsoft Certified Professional after passing the tech giant's exam when he was just five years old. Qureshi's father introduced his son to computers when he was three years old. He let him play with his old computers, so he could understand hard drives and motherboards. "I found whatever I was telling him, the next day he'd remember everything I said, so I started to feed him more information," Qureshi explained. "Too much computing at this age can cause a negative effect, but in Ayan's case he has cached this opportunity." Ayan has his own computer lab at his home in Coventry, containing a computer network which he built and spends around two hours a day learning about the operating system, how to install programs, and has his own web site.

Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP) is a certification that validates IT professional and developer technical expertise through rigorous, industry-proven, and industry-recognized exams. MCP exams cover a wide range of Microsoft products, technologies, and solutions. When the boy arrived to take the Microsoft exam, the invigilators were concerned that he was too young to be a candidate. His father reassured them that Ayan would be all right on his own. "There were multiple choice questions, drag and drop questions, hotspot questions and scenario-based questions," Ayan's father told the BBC Asian Network. "The hardest challenge was explaining the language of the test to a five-year-old. But he seemed to pick it up and has a very good memory."

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  1. Which says what? by Loki_666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Either the kid is pretty damn smart, or else the quality of the MCP exam has become so easy even children can pass it.

    Ill go for a little from column A and a little from column B. Bright kid probably (and coaching from Dad helped for sure) but MCP probably isn't worth jack shit.

    I remember years ago being asked by an MCSE for help... installing Windows 2000 Server. I was a Novell certified engineer and could do it in my sleep.

    1. Re:Which says what? by beheaderaswp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree with you. While he's probably a very bright kid and I would not seek to take anything away from him..... it bears comment.

      My team used to refer to "MCSE" as "Make Coffee Send Errand". Mostly because of the issue you are pointing out: these guys had no skills whatsoever.

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    2. Re:Which says what? by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Funny

      installing Windows 2000 Server. I was a Novell certified engineer and could do it in my sleep.

      You woke up and discovered you had installed Windows 2000?

      Quite the scary illness you've got there. I'd rather find my horse's cut head.

    3. Re:Which says what? by dissy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You woke up and discovered you had installed Windows 2000?
      Quite the scary illness you've got there. I'd rather find my horse's cut head.

      I don't think they added the horse head option to the installer until Windows XP...

    4. Re:Which says what? by ruir · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to refer to it as Minesweeper Certified Solitaire Expert...

    5. Re:Which says what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory: "Must Consult Someone Else".

    6. Re:Which says what? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The part that worries me was: "The hardest challenge was explaining the language of the test to a five-year-old. But he seemed to pick it up and has a very good memory."

      Sounds like the kid is pretty bright, might well be pretty impressive in a few years; but 'explaining the language of the test' is pretty much a (much easier) equivalent to 'identifying the problem to be solved'.

      As an exercise in mental capacity, I'm definitely not going to knock the kid, I certainly wouldn't have managed it at 5, and those capabilities will likely come in handy, I hope for him that they do.

      For the MCP, on the other hand, it seems pretty dire that it can be passed by somebody with an excellent memory; but a need to be coached on what the questions mean. Real life is an open book (and/or google) test; but it is notably unsympathetic about telling you what the questions mean, what sort of answer a given question requires, which questions are actually on the test, which answers trigger a surprise exam about disaster recovery 18 months from now...

      If somebody is a 'Certified Professional' I'd much rather seem them have an elegant grasp of what the problem is and what the solution should look like; but check the manual for some registry settings, than be conceptually befuddled but have a perfect grasp of the details.

    7. Re:Which says what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I did the exam for windows NT 4.0, it was a while ago.

      But knowing about windows hampers your ability to pass the exam. If you only read the book and never touched a computer that will make that exam easy.

      The questions are in multiple choice, but you need to give the 'best' answer. Most of the time three of the four answers will solve the problem.

      Just keep in mind: if one of the answers is "Reinstall windows" than that is the correct 'best' answer (this was the 'best' answer of 5 of the questions on the exam), if one of the answers is 'edit the registry' than this is the 'worst' answer (even if it solved everything and is the quickest/easiest way of doing it).

    8. Re:Which says what? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obligatory: "Must Consult Someone Else".

      I guess this is the age of Oracle but we used to say "Moron Confused by Sun Equipment"

      Can we do Novell and Cisco certs next?

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    9. Re:Which says what? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 3, Informative

      The days of the NT 4 paper MCSE are over - Microsoft fixed that by making the infrastructure exam a complete bitch several years back.

      MCP is only one of the MCSE tests though, so pick the easiest (workstation cert) and get yourself a certificate in about an hour of brain dump reading.

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    10. Re:Which says what? by GoJays · · Score: 3, Funny

      MCSE = Must Call Someone Experienced

    11. Re:Which says what? by pr0fessor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well the thing about certifications are memorization, some people can memorize a large volume of information for a short period of time with no real understanding of the subject. I aced history in high school, I would read chapters from the textbook the night before and ace tests but not retain any information. The teacher accused me of cheating but was even more disappointed when he found out I wasn't actually cheating and how I did it.

      I've worked with plenty of fresh out school kids with degrees and certs that they got mostly by memorization. They end up learning on the job.

  2. Note to IT recruiters. by BeCre8iv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A MS cert does not trump a computing degree.

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    1. Re:Note to IT recruiters. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A MS cert does not trump a computing degree.

      It depends on how much the five year-old costs compared to someone with a computing degree.

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  3. The problem with certifications by Tyr07 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problem is that you only have to remember specific information to pass a certification.
    This doesn't mean you know /why/ it is the way it is. Only that it is.

    This makes the difference between IT professionals who love their work, and will find new solutions, versus the sys admin who can follow the instructions laid out before him.

    You might be able to say 'FTP uses TCP' 'Voice uses UDP' Oh, you passed.
    This doesn't mean that they understand that TCP sends acks for each received packet to insure each one is received in order, and if it isn't, it resends the package.
    That UDP sends it blindly hoping it worked.

    Or why. E.G FTP uses TCP because you're transferring files, if part of the file is missing, it's toast. So you need acknowledgement for each packet sent.
    UDP is used for voice. This is because with voice, if part of it is missing you get a slight drop in quality, a blip or blurp in sound, machine like sounds or depending how long, a missed word or two.

    You can still understand the conversation for the most part with minor impact. If it was TCP, people would cut out a lot more vs the odd artifact in the sound.

    1. Re:The problem with certifications by camperdave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In other words, the error correction process is moved up to layer eight.

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  4. Waste by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The kid apparently has either a talent for computers or for learning.
    Either way, it's a waste to train him for an MCP exam when the kid could be learning something actually valuable in the future.
    I have no idea whether an MCP exam is easy or difficult, but it'll damn sure be useless by the time he is old enough to get benefits from such certification.
    Having the kid get an MCP certification is about the parents' bragging rights rather than actually teaching the kid something valuable.

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    1. Re:Waste by hawkinspeter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While the qualification is worthless for him, the kid's interested in computers so why not take an exam? He's 5, what else would he be doing with his time?

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    2. Re:Waste by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps learn non-MS-specific, generic computer skills that'll still be useful to the kid in ten years time.

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    3. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's 5, what else would he be doing with his time?

      Playing with other 5 year olds.

    4. Re:Waste by Karlt1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Either way, it's a waste to train him for an MCP exam when the kid could be learning something actually valuable in the future.

      True. I learned how to program on an Apple //e in the 6th grade in 1986 -- first Applesoft Basic and then assembly language. By the time I got out of college 10 years later and got my first job, there were no Apple //e's anywhere and no one wanted a 65C02 assembly language programmer! Spending six years learning how to program before going to college did me know good. It's like knowing the fundamentals really was a waste of time and was so not transferrable.....

  5. Re:Dad sacrifices sons childhood for MCP by Tyr07 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some kids played with model airplanes and found it fun, grew up to be pilots or aerospace engineers.

    This kid, assuming he enjoys computers, more power to him.

  6. Re:Goddamn it! by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 5, Funny

    It took me 3 attempts to pass that exam and now there are 5 year olds who can pass it?

    Indeed. You need a mental age of 5 years to pass.

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  7. "Explaining" by Kvathe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The hardest challenge was explaining the language of the test to a five-year-old." Makes you wonder how thorough this 'explaining' was. I may be wrong, but standard applicants probably don't get much in the way of explanation, and understanding the question is a very important part of any problem solving.

  8. Re:Dad sacrifices sons childhood for MCP by Macfox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This isn't what happened here. It's one thing for a kid to play and learn. Here we have a father pursuing his sons MCP certification, for his own gratification. If this was about the kid, it wouldn't be in the news.

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  9. Re:Too bad for MCPs? by camperdave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is a third option: The boy is a "paper" MCP. He knows the right answer to the questions, but doesn't understand the reasoning behind it.

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  10. Re:Exactly why we test all candidates. by plopez · · Score: 3, Funny

    "the basics of regex, sql, bash, etc. Let alone what ARP is."

    never ask a question that can be answered by the web,,,

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  11. Why is everyone surprised? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was a video game tester at Accolade/Infogrames/Atari (same company, different owners, multiple personality disorder), we kept a five-year-old in the inventory closet in case we ever needed a console button smasher. After you turn 30-years-old, you're likely to smash the console than smash the buttons.

  12. Re:Too bad for MCPs? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is 95% of all MCP holders.

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  13. A++ & MCP by slackoon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I used to work tier 2 tech support for RoadRunner. People, usually from Florida, would call in complain their internet wasn't working. I would always get people trying to let me know just how smart they were.

    Customer: "Hi, I'm A++ and MCP certified and I have a certificate from Devry so I know my stuff but I can't get my internet working"

    Me: "What makes you say it isn't working Sir, what exactly is going on?"

    Customer: "I can't load any websites except ones I've seen before, I tried restarting but it's just doing the same thing"

    Me: "...type ipconfig, what do you see?"

    Customer: "...static IP..."

    Me: "Sir, do you have a kid who uses your computer for gaming? You have a static IP, that's the issue. follow these instructions and it will work..."

    Customer: "No, I certainly don't have a static IP. I looked for that. The issue must be on your end"

    Me: *FACEPALM!!!!!!!

    comclusion: MCP MEANS NOTHING!!!!!!

    1. Re:A++ & MCP by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have an A+ and Network+ certifications when I called Comcast to complain about their technician disconnecting my Internet service at the box. The service rep reassured me that my Internet service was working fine despite everything on my end failing. After going a month without Internet service and refusing to pay the current bill, Comcast sent a technician out who discovered that the last technician installed a bypass filter backwards inside the box.

  14. Re:Exactly why we test all candidates. by mrthoughtful · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, it depends upon the job. As OneSmartFellow correctly divines, a recent post was for a sysadmin / sysops post. We don't require other devs to know what ARP is, but it's always good if they have some idea about the network stack.

    We have been repeatedly amazed by the levels of ignorance that IT-qualified candidates have had. One of the most disappointing finds is that very few who have come from university have any substantial programming experience. Likewise, 'hack-a-day' php coders and sql-ers about, but most of them do not know when to apply a left join, some of them don't even know what a key is used for (just think of all that wasted cpu time due to ridiculously poor sql implementations. It makes me shudder).

    Regarding the idea of methods for developing a re-usable, maintainable codebase for our work (primarily webwork) - seems to be beyond everyone that we recruit. The team that we have right now is second to none - but we have found that a well-written test reduces the initial number of applicants from about 700 to 800 down to about 10, most of whom we will interview.

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  15. Re:Goddamn it! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 5, Interesting

    MCP, however, is a pushover. You can get that by simply passing one of the MCSE tests, usually the one centered around the workstation OS.

    If you can install it and do very rudimentary administration, you can get an MCP.

    Still impressive at the age of 5 though.

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  16. Re:Exactly why we test all candidates. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People laugh at that comment but he's quite right. It is literally impossible to work today in the programming field with just the information you can remember in your head. You should instead focus on getting people with good reasoning and research skills. People who can learn fast, apply past lessons and derive a correct solution based on your situation.

    There's still a need for quite a large amount of information to be remembered by team members, but that is definitely trumped by how fast they can acquire it from resources they will have on hand at their work. For programmers they will have a syntax highlighting, auto-completing editor, project and make file management tools, language references, API references, and of course, vast realms of information on the net.

    I was a little surprised the other day when I tried to remember the old definition for an OOP language. Inheritance and encapsulation jumped straight to mind but the third was just out of reach of my memory - despite actually using it every day for almost 30 years; polymorphism. I'd had to think I wouldn't pass some recruiter's idea of an test simply because my memory isn't what it used to be.

    There's some skills like regex that I need to look up every time I use them. Mostly because they are used infrequently, have an arcane syntax, an API that varies from one language / environment to the next and every implementation seems to use different syntax. I've written heaps of SQL, I know where to place a key when to leave it down to a table scan. I can find my way through a query plan and figure out which part of a query is nonce...and yet I might still have trouble remembering some vague syntax thing. I have existing code to remind me and the web for when I don't have a snippet.

    There's too much emphasis on rote learning of information that often is not even that useful, and not enough on developing analysis, research and planning skills.

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  17. Still won't be able to get a job... by Andrewkov · · Score: 4, Funny

    H/R Drone: Do you have 5 years experience in the field?

    Kid: I am 5!

  18. The dad did it... by nowsharing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Before accepting that a 5 year old not only passed the exam, but could read and comprehend at a fully adult level, I have another hypothesis: the dad did it... He obviously made the kid's website, so why would it surprise anyone if he "helped" the kid through the test. It's the same way that kids used to win slot-racing competitions.

  19. Groucho by slapout · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Why it's so simple, a five year-old child could understand it. Now go out and get me a five year old child"

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  20. Says a lot about the MCP Exams by Kryptonut · · Score: 4, Informative

    I remember earlier in my career, looking for work with a tertiary qualification and 4 years experience in the IT workforce under my belt (I worked in IT before, during and after tertiary study) and being turned down by potential employers because I wasn't "Microsoft Certified"

    Nevermind the fact that at least 2 of the papers I studied toward that tertiary qualification revolved around configuring and supporting Microsoft networks and I'd been working with Microsoft technologies full time for about 2-3 years prior.

    I later just got the damn certification anyway, because I needed the job prospects that came with it. I learnt very little by doing it.