Ability To Consume Alcohol May Have Shaped Human Evolution
sciencehabit writes Craving a stiff drink after the holiday weekend? Your desire to consume alcohol, as well as your body's ability to break down the ethanol that makes you tipsy, dates back about 10 million years, researchers have discovered. The new finding not only helps shed light on the behavior of our primate ancestors, but also might explain why alcoholism—or even the craving for a single drink—exists in the first place.
Anyone who has woken up next to someone they hooked up with while drunk can tell you that alcohol completely undermines selective breeding.
I read the article and while interesting it doesn't fully explain a phenomenon I have observed first hand for many years. I have two wild cherry trees on my property and sometimes the cherries remain on the tree long enough to begin fermenting. When this happens every bird for miles fights over the boozy cherries! The squirrels also seem to prefer these somewhat fermented cherries. Humans may have evolved a better way to metabolize ethanol, but I don't think we were the first creatures to appreciate a wee dram every now and then.
I drink, therefore I am?
Why the Irish still can't cook to save their lives.
Is getting wasted what sets humans apart from animals? What about party animals then?
Beer Goggles?
Hey!!
Ugly chicks need loving too!!!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Nonsense. I've known way too many animals, from way too many phylums, that will go to great lengths to get a good stiff drink (Or lick toads, etc.) to give any credence to the idea that the appeal of consuming mind-altering substances is tied to some human evolutionary shift.
If anything an ability to efficiently metabolize alcohol efficiently drastically reduces the effects, probably indicating that at some point in the past overripe fruit became a large portion of our ancestors diet, and the ability to "hold our liquor" gave a survival advantage whenever predators discovered the drunken tribe. Or perhaps rather than overripe fruit it's indicative of the time period when our ancestors first began intentionally fermenting things on a regular basis.
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Well of course alcohol affected human evolution. Without it, cavemen wouldn't have fucked the ugly cavewomen.
Seinfeld had this figured out. Wow, was the laugh track always that obnoxious, or is it this just a problem with that video...
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
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Maybe that's how humans evolved: Drunken apes selected the goofiest and silliest partners, eventually leading to humans. No true ape would tolerate Justin Beiber.
Table-ized A.I.
I also have a very high alcohol tolerance and don't care much for the taste, so I never understood why drinking was attractive at all. (With the exception of drinks that actually do taste good, mostly paired with good foods; I do like a nice sangria with my roquefort cheese).
I eventually discovered that I could get drunk if I combined hard liquor with caffeine. And I still didn't understand why that feeling would be appealing. Why would anyone enjoy having poor motor control and cloudy thinking?
Now a drug that made you hyper-competent, that I could see the appeal of; and it would probably be the downfall of me, assuming side-effects and addiction are the price of that temporary boost.
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“You’d be a cheap date.”
I understood it as a "cheap date for a predator", like a lion, a crocodile, or anything else ready to eat you
Of course it shaped human. If Noah wasn't drunk, he wouldn't get pissed off when his son saw him naked, and cursed Ham for all generations.
A train carrying corn crashed and spilled it out on a very hot day. The authorities put out a warning to watch for inebriated bears!
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
They will kill you, rape you, then eat you. If you are lucky in that order.
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
The mold dies once it reaches my stomach anyway, and it's already there by the time the wine gets anywhere near it, so I don't know what you're talking about with "kill the fungus". But seriously, bread and water with a roquefort? That leaves a meal of the strongest savory-flavored food in the world, paired with no other flavors of note (depending on the bread you're thinking of). Gotta add some variety in there, and the sweet and sour notes of a rich fruity wine contrast the savory cheese beautifully.
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