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Aliens Are Probably Everywhere, Just Not Anywhere Nearby

rossgneumann writes If there's intelligent life in the cosmos, it's probably nowhere we can get to anytime soon. At least that's the finding of the astrobiologist who, for the first time in decades, has rendered a major update to the key formula scientists use to seek out interstellar life. That'd be the Drake equation, which was developed over half a century ago to determine where life might lurk in the universe. Using the new Kepler data, astrobiologist Amri Wandel did some calculations to estimate the density of life-bearing worlds in our corner of the universe.

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  1. Birthday paradox? by NotInHere · · Score: 0

    So whats new?

    1. Re:Birthday paradox? by bunratty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The birthday paradox would mean that even if planets with intelligent life are an average of thousands of light years from the nearest alien planet with intelligent life, the likelihood of one pair of planets with intelligent life existing much closer together than that is high. Those two planets would be like the two people who share a birthday in the paradox. That's a completely different idea than this article is about.

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    2. Re:Birthday paradox? by NotInHere · · Score: 1

      The birthday paradox is more than that. It also includes that the probability that you are close to some other planet is far more smaller than the probability that there is some 2 close planets. So the ideas are related.

    3. Re:Birthday paradox? by bunratty · · Score: 2

      Well, that's a different way of stating the birthday paradox, but it's still not what the article is about.

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    4. Re:Birthday paradox? by wiredlogic · · Score: 4, Informative

      The birthday paradox depends on days being measured modulo 365. There is a finite bound on the birthdays available. That doesn't extend to planetary distances in three dimensional space over the span of the universe.

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    5. Re:Birthday paradox? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If you assume the lifespan of a technological civilization is not infintie, you could probably work the Birthday paradox in. It's not exactly a "modulo", but its related.

      (That said, I don't see it. Just because I think you could probably work it in doesn't mean I find it at all obvious.)

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    6. Re:Birthday paradox? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The catch with measuring lifespan of intelligent life or more accurately technological life (the measure of intelligence is rapidly changing at this time but the measure of use of technology remains pretty clear) is bound to two things, firstly what really drives the evolutionary advantage of technology bound life and the other, the lifespan of the technology bound life.

      It would seem the biggest driver for technology bound life is repeated frequent and fairly rapid climate change driven by what ever mechanism that provides the advantage for the adaptability of social intelligence over more physical individual biological evolution, so for us repeated ice ages only over tens of thousands of years for a couple of millions years. So the mind can more readily adapt to climate change ie fire, clothing, dwellings than the body. Catch with that is while it will drive biological evolution of the mind it can cripple the development of civilisation by basically repeatedly crushing them with climatic change, floods, droughts, glaciers, storms.

      Increasing life span will drive increasing social stability, no longer just say tens of years but thousands of years, just think of the political stability where not just your parents are socio politically active but your great, great ,great etc. grand parents are socio politically active. Think of how those people who lived through the great depression would govern today. Also consider how that kind of lifespan intersects with the vagaries of planets, storms, earthquakes even simple wear and tear of dwellings. Face it for very longed lived sentient technological life, the stability of space borne life is very compelling, so no need to attempt to populate the entire galaxy and the home world becomes more of an theme park for early social evolution.

      So what would we see of them, absolutely nothing they did not specifically want us to. Now if they treat their own world like a theme park for early social evolution, how would they treat our world and our primitive society, keeping in mind how many people find something like Meerkat Manor http://www.meerkatmanor.co.uk/ appealing now think of it with cranky short haired crested rock throwing apes and how much more fun and interesting that would be, especially in the shift from throwing rocks at each other to throwing nuclear weapons at each other. That at the positively charming delusion that the whole galaxy is theirs and theirs alone and they will be able to own and control it all. All of it, will be theirs and only theirs and they will bend it too their will, well, at least the psychopathic ones but they currently tend to drag the rest along with them, most often by force.

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    7. Re:Birthday paradox? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Informative

      The birthday paradox depends on days being measured modulo 365. There is a finite bound on the birthdays available. That doesn't extend to planetary distances in three dimensional space over the span of the universe.

      The whole birthday "paradox" is a human failing of not taking into account the number of possible pairings, it doesn't have to be modulo anything. If you have a thousand planets with life with a one in a million chance to be close, what's the total probabiliy of two planets being close? 1000/1000000? Bzzzzzzt wrong answer, because there's 1000*999/2 = ~500000 possible pairs. So the actual chance is more like 50%, instead of 0,1%. Not that it has any practical application, because it's the odds of two alien planets being close. Earth's chances would still be one in a million per planet, just like the odds of any person having my birthday is roughly 1/365.

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    8. Re:Birthday paradox? by u38cg · · Score: 1

      It's far too early to do the maths on the three dimensional case, but uniformly distributed points on the real line have nearest neighbour distances that are exponentially distributed. It should be pretty obvious that with a big enough number of points some will be close.

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    9. Re:Birthday paradox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you any proof of that? Seems at first glance trivially false. Universe is probably finite and thus the solution to the birthday paradox trivially apply. Even, if the universe was infinite, taking to the limit the number of the planet makes the probability of a birthday converge to one. This is intuitively convincing choosing only a finite part of the universe and progressively growing the part, the probability is monotonically increasing.

    10. Re:Birthday paradox? by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, wish I had mod points.

      This is exactly right. It's the number of permutations of pairs that gives rise to the birthday "paradox". Nothing to do with being modulo some number.

    11. Re:Birthday paradox? by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, nothing to do with being modulo some number. It's the permutations of pairs that gives rise to it.

    12. Re:Birthday paradox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the modulo just increases those permutations. so it is related.

    13. Re:Birthday paradox? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Paradox doesn't need quotation marks. Paradox doesn't mean false, it means seemingly contradictory on the face of it, whether or not it's contradictory upon further examination.

    14. Re: Birthday paradox? by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      I put it in quotes because it is not a genuine paradox.

    15. Re:Birthday paradox? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The problem is that as technological capabilities increase, so do the capabilites for destructive action, until you reach to point where a small group possesses the capability to destroy the entire civilization. Since there are a LOT more small groups than large groups, that means you need an ever increasing amount of stability if you are going to survive. We've already had some extremely close calls, and for us a small group (was) still the size of the US or Russia. These days we're approaching the point where a small group is the size of Turkey. In a decade or so it might be down to the size of North Korea. At some point, some small group headed by someone too unhappy with the current social system will decide to do a Samson act and pull down the temple. So by one projection our maximum expected life as a technological civilization is less than an additional century. And I left out the effect of accidents, or "AprÃs moi, le déluge" (though Lois didn't intend that as a result, some people would).

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    16. Re:Birthday paradox? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Exponentially? I'm not so sure. I think it'll be a Poisson distribution. They're somewhat similar, but very definitely not the same.

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    17. Re:Birthday paradox? by u38cg · · Score: 1

      The inter-arrival times of a Poisson process are exponential.

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  2. Obvious Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this was the conclusion that had been reached ages ago.

    Having the new data is great, but it's being presented as somehow changing our understanding of the subject.

  3. Drake is Obtuse by vortex2.71 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've always felt that the Drake Equation is not worthy of the term 'equation' since its just a simple probabilistic estimate from multiplying a ton of other probabilities and instances together. Consider for instance, the Schrödinger equation, which has a differential formulation that provides solutions to so many physical situations that arise in quantum mechanics, or Maxwell's equations, which explain all of electrodynamics, including light, and were the inspiration for Einstein's theory of special relativity.

    1. Re:Drake is Obtuse by 14erCleaner · · Score: 2

      We can't even estimate the error in the Drake Equation, since so much is fundamentally unknown. But at least we know more about the number of potential Earth-like planets out there, which is the real point of this article.

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    2. Re:Drake is Obtuse by buchner.johannes · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've always felt that the Drake Equation is not worthy of the term 'equation' since its just a simple probabilistic estimate from multiplying a ton of other probabilities and instances together.

      It has a term on the left and a term on the right, and an equal sign in between. You can also see the Drake Equation as a Bayesian Network combined with a Poisson estimator for the mean (n*p).

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    3. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equation Definition:

      A statement asserting the equality of two expressions, usually written as a linear array of symbols that are separated into left and right sides and joined by an equal sign.

      Seems worthy of the term equation to me and anyone else that isn't a complete fucking idiot like you.

    4. Re:Drake is Obtuse by idji · · Score: 4, Informative

      Have a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F..., where you see that the Drake equation is a famous example of a Fermi problem, and discussion of errors in Fermi estimations. The goal is to get orders of magnitude, and Fermi problems help to understand where to go for better data, and so they are useful and practical. In this case, the Kepler mission is partly driven by the goal of improving data in the Drake equation to get better estimates.

    5. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to point this out, but I wasn't going to attack him. While technically it's an equation; it's got a lot of terms that are difficult to measure.

      If the solution could be found, the equation wouldn't be needed. It's kind of like saying, "the outcome of these coin tosses is based on statistics" vs. "I got 8 heads in a row".

    6. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always felt that the Drake Equation is not worthy of the term 'equation'...

      Equations are just a set of things. Nothing about them is "worthy". Something is either an equation or it isn't. For example "2=4" is an equation. Is it less worthy than Drake's because you believe it's false? If you ever study advanced math, you'll discover that you can't even assume "2=4" is false, without knowing what system we are talking about.

    7. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      For a rectangle, A is the area, W is the width, H is the height.

      A = W x H. Do you deny that that's an equation? Good.

      So what makes it suddenly *not* be an equation if W is about a cubit and H is roughly the width of my butt?

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    8. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a rectangle, A is the area, W is the width, H is the height.

      A = W x H. Do you deny that that's an equation? Good.

      So what makes it suddenly *not* be an equation if W is about a cubit and H is roughly the width of my butt?

      You pose the question incorrectly. What if I assert that the area of a rectangle is:
      A = W^2 * 1/H + the Boltzmann constant

      Hooray for my "equation"! How about this women = problems "equation" that also satisfies your definition of an equation:
      http://killinks.com/wp-content...

      If you want to debate semantics, it's a losing game.

      Besides, how has no one posted the pithy XKCD definition of the Drake Equation? http://xkcd.com/384/

    9. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Here's my summary representation of the Drake Equation:

      guess1 x guess2 x guess3...guessN = bigAssGuess

      ("Profit" probably fits in there somewhere, by the way. And, please no jeans jokes.)

    10. Re:Drake is Obtuse by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, it's snarky, but this time I think xkcd is stupid...though more informed than most people.

      It's not an equation that tells you what the answers are, it's an equation that lists your areas of uncertainty. Nobody has come up with a better approach (unless you claim "I don't care" is a better approach). And yes, the areas that are unknown are pretty big, which is good. My suspicion is that if they were better known it would be a very depressing equation. The most obvious simultaneous solution to the Fermi Problem and the Drake Equation is that the lifetime of a technological civilization is quite short.

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    11. Re:Drake is Obtuse by towermac · · Score: 1

      The length of the civilization bugs me. It's one of the variables. It's measured in some thousands of years. The only one we know of is around ten thousand years, but as far as aliens listening to radio waves are concerned, it's closer to a hundred years.

      But having a number there also places an upper bound on the timespan, and that does not reflect reality. As far as we know, civilization lasts forever, once started.

      That's a big infinity in the equation. I'm just sayin'.

    12. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conversely, I think the Drake equation is vacuous and is founded on undefended presumptions/indefensible assertions. It is no better than the logical fallacy of the women = problems "equation" I cited before. As with my area of a rectangle "equation" what good is Drake's declaration if his formula is based on false premises?

      Furthermore, since the unknowns are basically indetermine short of omniscience, the entire Drake formula is tantamount to religion.

      If you want to have a religion, that's fine, but don't pretend it's science.

    13. Re: Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assert the Drake equation is vague to the point of religion, yet each of its terms is in principle knowable by scientific principles. When it was first written we had no way to measure orbital transits, now we do and we know much more about the distribution (even the existence) of extrasolar planets. Religious principles are by definition unprovable.

      Scientific conjecture is not the same as religious conjecture, since the former presents a roadmap to knowledge ("we don't know if there are other solar systems, let's build better telescopes") whereas the latter just states something and asks the reader to believe (God exists, because...well I can't show why).

    14. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as we know, civilization lasts forever, once started.

      Got a whole bunch of dead Romans here, say they're looking for you?

    15. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unfortunately the Drake equation is worthless even for that purposes, as several terms in it cannot be estimated with any accuracy at all, and may in fact never be able to. You can't for example, extrapolate the probability of life evolving on a given planet when you only know of a single example of life evolving (extrapolation requires at least two instances). That leaves 4 terms in the Drake equation (fraction of planets that develop life, fraction of living planets that develop intelligence, fraction of those that end up sending signals into space (though those latter two should probably be condensed into a single term), and length they send out said signals) that cannot be estimated with any accuracy until we discover some instance of them. Which, rather ironically, means the Drake equation is worthless for any kinds of actual predictions unless we actually discover intelligent life, at which point the entire problem it was meant to illustrate becomes kind of moot (because we'll then know the answer that yes, there definitely is other intelligent life in the universe).

      You can sort-of put weak upper bounds on (at least some of) those terms, but we're a long way from being able to do that.

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    16. Re: Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Drake equation factors are "knowable in scientific principle" in the same sense that one could prove the existence of Russell's teapot if one could just sample every Planck volume in the entire solar system.

      That is to say, the Drake formula is taken on faith.

      It isn't even proven that the formula is correct in terms of factors and assumptions. That's taken on faith too.

      Maybe the Drake formula will be less faith based once we can accurately establish his unsupported assumptions are in fact supportable, and further confirm by nigh-omniscient observations of the detailed characteristics of stellar systems in the other eleventy-trillion stars in our galaxy. Do you even perceive the hubris in Drake's assertions, when we don't even have a way to map what our galaxy looks like from a perpendicular offset?

      Anyway, once we have these godlike powers of observation, maybe we'll find that elusive teapot and settle the debate about whether God exists as well.

      See, you can't just hand wave something and call faith "science" when its claim to a scientific basis is based on the presumption that we will someday have the ability to make these requisite measurements we have no idea are even physically possible. Belief in God is science rather than faith, if we only presume that in the future we will be able to construct a god-detection experiment.

      All this makes the Drake formula no better than Intelligent Design "science".

    17. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's common algebra. It's just as much an equation as any other, except it contains multiple unknowns (and maybe unknowables!) whereas the other equations you mention one is able to operate with known values.

    18. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Kuruk · · Score: 1

      Where only 1 global extinction event away from no intelligent life in our solar system.

    19. Re:Drake is Obtuse by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the Drake equation is worthless even for that purposes, as several terms in it cannot be estimated with any accuracy at all, and may in fact never be able to. You can't for example, extrapolate the probability of life evolving on a given planet when you only know of a single example of life evolving (extrapolation requires at least two instances).

      On the other hand, if we had at least visited a meaningful number of planets, we would have some number to plug in there that we didn't just invent out of whole cloth even if we never found any more life, let alone intelligent stuff.

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    20. Re:Drake is Obtuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is called an equation because of the formalism used to express the idea, there is nothing that makes an equalitiy worthy of the label 'equation' beyond the use of the sign '='; there could be an aura equation and wouldn't be incorrectly named.

      Asshole.

  4. Re:Astrobiologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Eh we have psychology even when we really haven't found a biological basis for consciousness.

  5. That's my belief as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't want to get into a debate about what "belief" means, but I assume
    1) The Periodic Table of the Elements is the same across the entire visible universe. Otherwise, what is the value of observing distant light and concluding it's from this or that element?
    2) That conditions should be about the same across the universe as well. If it's 0 degrees C at 101 KPa pressure of a 20% oxy/ 80% nitro atmosphere, two hydrogens and an oxygen make water that will be liquid
    3) There is nothing special overall about our solar system.

    Therefore, what's the problem? Surely there are plenty of places where conditions line up to allow atoms to mix and match over eons to build more and more complex molecular Jengas as the local star burns.

    But space being what it is: huge, empty, and hostile, and our technology being limited by 1), they will also face the same limits!

    We can't get there, and they can't get here.

    End of story.

    Best we can do is get our shit together here and create the type of rational, technocratic society that can allocate resources to sending more probes, signals, and listen for more signals.

    That's it.

    1. Re:That's my belief as well by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      You are suggesting that "Intelligent life" mean things like us. Even leaving aside the major question of quite how intelligent life actually is (spend an hour or 24 watching "fail" vids on Youtube), that might not be true.

      Intelligent life in a radically different environment, might be radially different:

      Maybe at 100K it is based on reactions we known nothing about, on a time scale so slow we cannot communicate with it, because they consider two bits per decade data rate to be a speeding offence.

      Maybe there is life at a density close to that of intergalactic dust, and its all around us. However, the lifeforms are so huge that we are like stomach bacteria to them?

      Maybe you should subscribe to my complete science fiction works on Kindle Direct?

      Or, then again, maybe not!

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    2. Re:That's my belief as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A rational technocratic society folds in on itself

      What you really want is a society that will reach out whether or not it makes sense

      You want a Columbus not a Plato

    3. Re:That's my belief as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did Columbus "reach out"? We already knew the Earth was round, and he was "reaching" for PROFIT, not some Platonic ideals...

      And Plato would be rocking autistically in a corner rather than build anything, because using your hands was for slaves.

    4. Re:That's my belief as well by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Fine, Kirk, not Spock.

    5. Re:That's my belief as well by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      the FOR PROFIT makes even more sense to me considering how technology people act in groups and make corporations. Weyland Industries not Kirk

    6. Re:That's my belief as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...are you seriously implying that "profit" will be a motive to physically send people into space... and you got this mind-ray from a sci-fi movie??

    7. Re:That's my belief as well by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Even leaving aside the major question of quite how intelligent life actually is (spend an hour or 24 watching "fail" vids on Youtube),

      - Advanced tool use, up to and including electronics and networking,
      - Cooperation/communication, allowing a global information network and the standards required for web/video.
      - Symbolic logic, to use the OS/browser/smartphone/tablet... even amongst the simplest users.
      - Advanced socialisation, not only establishing in-group/out-group, but abstracting that to online entities.
      - Humour, which requires strong social awareness, and, in the case of "fail" videos, dissociative empathy.

      It all suggests a reasonably intelligent species, with at least pockets of high intelligence.

      Hell, even Youtube trolls require high level social skills for the recursive opponent modelling (just not quite high enough.)

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    8. Re:That's my belief as well by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      yes, civilization building resources that are scarce here are plentiful in space, not to mention nuclear fuel

  6. Some on my roof right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can I tell?

    1. Re:Some on my roof right now by frisket · · Score: 1

      Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. [Dave Barry?]

  7. Re:Astrobiologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may not have an obvious current application, but to think that it could not ever be practical seems foolish. Even if they don't study extraterrestrial life directly, they can research the conditions required for, and possible indicators of life on any given planet.

  8. intelligent non-human life by Cardoor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    intelligent non-human life is most likely everywhere around us, but beyond the perceptual capacities of the vast majority of humans. Goldfish don't see you walking by their bowl, they just see a flash of light (and maybe color?) and fit it into the only perceptual framework they can grasp. Every species on the planet does this on a continuum of consciousness.. perceiving the less sentient, but blind to the nature of the more advanced. to think that we humans are conveniently at the very top of this continuum is both height of hubris, as well as statistically unlikely.

    1. Re:intelligent non-human life by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Very well said.

    2. Re:intelligent non-human life by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      For all we know, most intelligent life exists on gas giants and in oceans.

      We're probably just freaks.

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    3. Re:intelligent non-human life by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      So far the evidence seems to weigh in favour of us being top dog in our immediate surroundings (earth, the solar system at least, perhaps nearby interstellar space as well). It is possible that superintelligent stuff exists near us, invisible to us, but very unlikely that this intelligence would leave no trace or mark that we can perceive yet not fit in our simple theories of physics and nature (indicating existence of another intelligence). And as far as the universe is concerned, we may well be near the top of the intelligence spectrum; superintelligence may be extremely rare or even impossible.

      Gods or superintelligent beings, I'll believe in them when I see them, or at least when we see something inexplicable, clearly artificial or some phenomenon far outside our models that would require superintelligence to pull off.

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    4. Re:intelligent non-human life by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Just because we happen to be the most efficient at converting the environment to products for our use does not make us the most intelligent species on the planet. Considering all of the harm that we are doing to the environment due to our shortsightedness I would contend that we aren't nearly as smart as most of us think we are.

    5. Re:intelligent non-human life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Higher order intelligence changes everything. This is as big of a change as the evolution of photosynthesis or vascular plants. Each of those had a large global impact on the composition of the atmosphere and resulted in a complete regime change in the biosphere. We are only about a million years into this new geological age of intelligent life, but already we are seeing impacts. Consider what the Earth will look like in another one million years. Either completely destroyed and unable to support much in the way of life at all or pretty much completely paved over with solar panels and skyscrapers with a population of highly intelligent people or machines numbering in the hundreds of billions that completely dominate all other lifeforms on the planet. Already humanity and our livestock dominate mammals and have habitat of a dominant percentage of land area. You might say that photosynthesis and vascular plants were a good thing while we are bad, but from the perspective of life hundreds of millions later looking back on it I think they would say that without higher intelligence the virtual world they inhabit could not exist and the life they know and cherish would be impossible without advanced computing and communications technology just like our life would be impossible without oxygen from plants. At the time oxygen was a poisonous gas that built up in the atmosphere until the dead algae that had piled up because fungus to break it down hadn't evolved yet spontaneously combusted due to such high oxygen concentrations in the air leading to mass conflagrations. From the perspective of the time photosynthesis was kind of a bad thing for pretty much everything that came before and those that evolved it.

    6. Re:intelligent non-human life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carlos Castaneda referred to them as "inorganic beings".

    7. Re:intelligent non-human life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are a moron. Though I should have known that from your username alone.

    8. Re:intelligent non-human life by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Hey, at lest we get to claim the title of "most dangerous species in large groups". Makes me proud to be human!

    9. Re:intelligent non-human life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of Canadian or because of MacFan?

    10. Re:intelligent non-human life by suutar · · Score: 1

      you're conflating intelligence and wisdom.

    11. Re:intelligent non-human life by Tetetrasaurus · · Score: 0

      Thank you, exactly what I feel but I could not enunciate it as well as you. I wonder when we'll meet them, meaning, I wonder when they will decide to exist in such a way as we can perceive them as being sentient beings somewhat like we expect. For some of us, anyway, maybe as a species we are not ready? But I'd step up if asked.

    12. Re:intelligent non-human life by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      intelligent non-human life is most likely everywhere around us

      it is *not* most likely everywhere. the fact that your theory is not provably false does make it likely.

    13. Re:intelligent non-human life by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Hey, at lest we get to claim the title of "most dangerous species in large groups". Makes me proud to be human!

      I thought the bubonic plague held that title.

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    14. Re:intelligent non-human life by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      intelligent non-human life is most likely everywhere around us, but beyond the perceptual capacities of the vast majority of humans. Goldfish don't see you walking by their bowl, they just see a flash of light...

      For example, to us they are just Lady Gaga and Michael Jackson.

    15. Re:intelligent non-human life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try English. Your audience might find your points more illuminating as a result.

    16. Re:intelligent non-human life by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      Due to our success as a species many people tend to think that human-like intelligence is a sort of a evolutionary inevitability but the only other species with intelligence close if not the same as ours, the Neanderthals not only was a closely related species, they are also extinct. Homo Sapiens ourselves, came very close to extinction. As a species we didn't gain an upper hand until the advancement of tool making hundreds of thousands of years into our existence and no one knows if that was inevitable given enough time or it happened due to a highly unlikely series of events, perhaps just like high-intelligence itself. We know that flight has evolved independently several times during the course of evolution yet as far as we can tell high-intelligence has not. Given that most animals have brains one would imagine that a bigger brain would evolve far more commonly than the development of flight wings. Perhaps ultimately we are an oddity ever rarer and more awkward then a Duck-billed platypus.

    17. Re:intelligent non-human life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (some) Prey has evolved to be very aware of their predators.

    18. Re:intelligent non-human life by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Not even close.

    19. Re:intelligent non-human life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, That's why other animals are so successful when they compete with us for natural resources.

    20. Re:intelligent non-human life by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      in my experience, it's less about 'them' deciding to show themselves, and more about us choosing to evolve and see what's right in front of us. we're all being asked in every moment, but we need to listen for it. (and yes, im perfectly aware how absurd this may sound to many people. i'm not concerned with trying to convince anyone of anything.)

    21. Re:intelligent non-human life by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      been many years since i read CC, but i remember devouring all his books.

    22. Re:intelligent non-human life by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      gracias

    23. Re:intelligent non-human life by dwye · · Score: 1

      Then who/what was capable of reducing the population of Europe by 1/3 (to take the monkish chronicles) to 50% (based on the number of abandoned English boroughs) to 2/3 (last estimate that I read, based on abandoned boroughs not enough to maintain the pre-Death populations of the still-occupied ones)?

      The only close competitor would be whatever almost extincted humanity about 80,000 years ago, reducing the African portion of the species to the equivalent of about 1000 unrelated individuals (I have no idea if it affected the Neanderthal, Denisovian, or the Indonesian "hobbit" groups, or any other non-African groups that we have not yet identified, by as much), and I would question whether hunter-gatherers ever class as "in large groups"

    24. Re:intelligent non-human life by dwye · · Score: 1

      Neanderthals make up about 3% of non-African human DNA, and not all the same 3% (supposedly we can ID about 20% of their genome from various groups), so you cannot really call them a separate species. Subspecies, maybe, but not their own species.

      Intelligence is a bit of an advantage - there is a reason that predators are always more intelligent than their preferred prey - but it only gets one so far. A super-intelligent panda or koala, bound to one food source in one biome, would be an extinction waiting to happen. To support a really intelligent species you need adaptability on the same order as the Norway black rat. Ocean-based might be different, given that cuttlefish seem to be really quite intelligent even though they only live a few years and so have little chance of actually using their smarts for anything.

    25. Re:intelligent non-human life by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Right; aside from Neanderthals, it's not like there's a hierarchy of intelligent species waiting in the wings if we fail, like chimpanzees would be the most successful if we weren't around, etc. I'd guess that language has something to do with our success, although of course that requires a certain degree of intelligence to make it worthwhile.

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    26. Re:intelligent non-human life by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The only close competitor would be whatever almost extincted humanity about 80,000 years ago, reducing the African portion of the species to the equivalent of about 1000

      It was most probably called Toba. It's a volcano in Indonesia. 72,000 years ago, it let off a fairly big eruption and damned near wiped out the human race.

      There are quite substantial error bars on the "mitochondrial Eve" hypothesis.

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    27. Re:intelligent non-human life by dwye · · Score: 1

      I know about the Toba Hypothesis, but the last time that I read something related to the population crunch, the crunch and the eruption were supposedly not close enough together for cause and effect. If Toba is back under indictment, good, that makes things make sense; OTOH, things making too much sense is often a sign that you are missing something important, because reality tends towards messiness.

    28. Re:intelligent non-human life by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, the "mitochondrial Eve" or "population bottleneck" hypothesis is based on a statistical circumstance that could be satisfied by a population of 1000 for one generation, or 2000 for 2 generations, or 4000 for 4 generations). But unless you've heard differently, it has always had fairly wide error bands on it - ten percent or more - which has never taken it out of the range of effects of Toba. Unless you know better, or have some recent review articles. (I'm don't really make an effort to keep closely up to date on these tropical questions. I'm more interested in the things that were happening through Siberia and Central Asia ; WTF with these Denisovians, and where did the Inuit and Americans come from?)

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    29. Re:intelligent non-human life by Tetetrasaurus · · Score: 0
      This doesn't sound absurd to me at all, it makes total sense. I want to evolve, and have been trying to, but it's so very hard to have faith, an expansive kind of faith that allows for someone so much more or different than "I". Frankly, it messes with my mental health, and I wonder often about what the heck I'm doing and thinking, and become very disheartened.

      Confucianism has an example in it that I think should apply. It is where when two people meet, both people bow to a certain depth to the other. But one does not bow because one _expects_ the other to bow, but bows in anticipation of the other bowing, and in so doing, both bow in unison and to the same degree, and mutual respect and trust is established.

      I feel like I'm bowing, and I don't want to expect anything, but I wonder what I'm doing wrong that I'm bowing all by myself.

    30. Re:intelligent non-human life by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      don't be disheartened. i can't express the sentiment any better than this link:
      http://thepresenceportal.com/A...

      if any of that resonates with you, i would highly recommend picking up michael brown's book 'the presence process'. also happy to PM offline.

  9. Is there any competent web coders today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell am I getting sent a 2300x667 pixels JPEG for the header when my display is only 1280 pixels wide?

    It's incompetent morons who can't even do adaptive designs and make brain-dead decisions like these that are making the web unusable unless you're using the latest hardware. Here's a hint: we're not all rich Americans who don't care about throwing technology in landfills.

    1. Re:Is there any competent web coders today? by dysmal · · Score: 1

      I second that. Not all of us work for companies that are sophisticated enough to have wide screen monitors!

      (Viewed on a Dell 19" 4:3 monitors at 1280x1024)

    2. Re:Is there any competent web coders today? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      5:4

  10. hang on by spike+hay · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're telling me that things in other star systems are far away?

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    1. Re:hang on by NixieBunny · · Score: 1

      I work in radio astronomy. From what I can gather, things in other star systems are too far away to even be able to communicate, much less transport between them.

      Those huge arrays of radio telescopes being built in Chile and South Africa are able to detect things on the order of a planet in size. That doesn't mean that they can communicate with the planet, just see that it exists.

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    2. Re:hang on by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      You only point out why radio SETI is stupid. On the other hand, optical SETI with lasers makes perfect sense.

    3. Re:hang on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only point out why radio SETI is stupid. On the other hand, optical SETI with lasers makes perfect sense.

      Explanation please? Or Mod funny? Both radio and laser being electromagnetic waves travelling at speed of light...

    4. Re:hang on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think the aliens will be pissed off when they find out that there are other lifeforms out there, imagine how pissed they will get when we shine lasers into their eyes.

    5. Re:hang on by dwye · · Score: 1

      He is probably assuming omni-directional radio versus lasers. OTOH, at light year distances, even the best focused laser spreads like a flashlight beam does, so rubycodez is still wrong.

      For the past century, we have been radiating radio waves like a small radio star, and are obvious above background for almost 100 light years. Unfortunately, in Habitable Planets For Man (which "solved" the Drake equation with values now known to be wildly optimistic) the estimate was that communication-capable civilizations were about 1000 light years apart, so even the entire world isn't good enough to show above some possible someone-else's background.

    6. Re:hang on by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      You are confused, a pulsed laser for a very brief time can outshine the parent star as it targets various systems. Read the arguments for optical SETI, they are quite compelling

    7. Re:hang on by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Lasers can with brief pulses outshine the parent systems star, and are detectable *WITHOUT* having to worry about specific frequency as radio SETI pundants assume with their silly "water hole" argument. Pulsed laser beams can be fired at many star systems in a short time and repeat the process

  11. That's my belief as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, on behalf of the Alien Illuminati Confederacy, wholeheartedly agree with your xenophobic view of the universe. We... um.. THEY are not out there. There is nothing to see. Continue walking...

  12. Earth like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If we're looking for just Earth Like planets, then we are really discounting a lot of planets. And if we are just looking for carbon based life we are limiting it further.

    There might be some form of life that breathes amonia and is based silcon. Or carbon based that breathes amonia. Or ..... It wasn't too long ago when it was discovered that there is life thousands of feet below the ocean's surface eating and breathing volcanic shit.

    In short, it would be better just to say, "We are looking for life like us because that's all we know."

  13. Great News Everyone by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    Support the supposition is right, that the nearest world with any type of life (likely single-celled) is on the order of ten to a hundred light years away. Do you know what we call that kind of world? Ours!!

  14. Intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we are merely looking for intelligent life, we should be ecstatic about finding an octopus. They are quite intelligent, and you don't even have to leave the planet to find them.

    I mention this because what if we went to another planet in search of intelligent life and found something like an octopus? How would we communicate with them? My guess is by cooking them, and then eating them.

    1. Re:Intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, we would be ecstatic about finding any extraterrestrial relief at all, regardless of "intelligence".

    2. Re:Intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are looking for intelligent life......just look at the ravens cruising in front of your windows. You may give them different pieces of rope, wires, plastic boxes with a cover....they will find instant use for complex tikering or keep it for later use. If you can listen carefully when they are observing the world around them.....they might eventually talk to the neighbouring raven. I mean they have a soft language.....quite different from their calling signals CROA CROA....From my point of view they probably consider us as Men In Black are looking at aliens. In fact they belong probably to the corporation of BIRDS IN BLACK.....or BIB

    3. Re:Intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We, the people of Earth, demand you return the oxygen you just stole from us.

    4. Re:Intelligent life by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      you mean those dumb black birds that hit my window every so often? or bounce off my windshield once a decade generally on a curve such as highway ramp?

    5. Re:Intelligent life by JimSadler · · Score: 0

      I'm not certain any intelligent life exists on Earth. Compared to what an advanced being might be able to perceive and work with we might be so close to being as dumb as a common earth worm that the difference in intelligence is meaningless. For example give a worm an IQ of 1 and a human an IQ of 2 and an advanced being an IQ of 30,000. As far as i know there has been no prediction of just how advanced a really advanced species might get. It is also obvious that computers may already be far more advanced in certain ways than humans can hope to be and new areas for computer power seem to be opening rather quickly. Much depends on how one sees intelligence. If long life is any indicator turtles would be considered more intelligent than humans and unlike human turtles do not destroy nature or organize wars. Mankind thinks too highly of itself.

    6. Re:Intelligent life by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, they downloaded "angry birds" to their Andoid phones, and cannot tell reality from imagination due to over-use of Google glass.

      Is there intelligent life in Texas?

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    7. Re:Intelligent life by steelfood · · Score: 1

      It's a cookbook!

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    8. Re:Intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or bounce off my windshield once a decade generally on a curve such as highway ramp?

      You could reduce the number of time this happens if you stop living so close to waterlevel. I mean if you lived above 1400ft outside of Alaska, you'd never cross a decade while ramping upward in the US. Or you could just change the origin to the center of the Earth. Just avoid the big rockets then.

    9. Re:Intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Highly intelligent humans, on the other hand, NEVER bump into things or trip over their own feet.

    10. Re:Intelligent life by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Saying "but there's none nearby" loses most of its meaning when we can't even get to our own moon at the moment.

      Hell, there could be civilizations inside Jupiter and we wouldn't even know it for another 60 years at least, let alone if they're an entire solar system over...

      *Rush and several other angsty-looking crewmembers are looking at a display*
      "What's that?"
      "That's the galaxy."
      *zooms out*
      "Now this is Pegasus."
      *zooms out farther, line bounces around to several different blobs and keeps going*
      "What's that, more planets?"
      "No, those are each galaxies. We're about...12 galaxies away, now."
      "OH SHI-"

      (heavily paraphrased)

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    11. Re:Intelligent life by martrootamm · · Score: 1

      Oh, an SGU reference :D

      I think the sequence allowed the viewers to see/hear that Destiny had at first passed ~50 galaxies, but since then it's been left vague as to the total number of galaxies that Destiny traversed.

      SGU was the best contemporary space-based sci-fi tv series with the kind of science fiction that had never been depicted before, and suggesting the types of species that few people up until then had ever imagined. I think only Farscape and Futurama get near.

      I remember recently reading a slashdot post jokingly suggesting about life existing in stars themselves, as if it couldn't be possible because the conditions are so averse to most other life.

    12. Re:Intelligent life by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      SGU was the best contemporary space-based sci-fi tv series with the kind of science fiction that had never been depicted before

      You don't think that's overselling it a bit? I mean, the initial premise is that they're on a spaceship that's millions of years old...and been flying that whole time...across multiple galaxies...which they managed to teleport to by exploding a planet.

      And then once they get on the ship, they spend the vast majority of screen time having human drama about how Rush is a huge sociopath and everyone hates each other. I think there was also occasionally some actual sci fi thrown in...

      I'm not sure what you think SGU did so uniquely that SG-1 and SGA didn't. Maybe when they initially showed up and then spent the first four episodes just trying to keep the ship from falling apart, I guess...but that was because the premise was so ridiculous that nobody would believe it otherwise.

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    13. Re:Intelligent life by martrootamm · · Score: 1

      I'm just a huge fan.

      I'm sure Star Trek (TOS) was also cancelled for "human drama" back in the day.

  15. A few thousand Light Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets face it, we are effectively alone out there, the likelihood that any civilization that we do detect is still in existance by the time we can reply back to them much less actually visit them is effectively non-existant. Our best hope is that we pick up some sort of Informational Broadcast Beacon containing practical information that we did not already have ie the plans to better communication, power, or drive tech.

  16. Life Everywhere out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets take a look here
    1. There needs to be a planet at an exact distance away from a star so things don't vaporize nor freeze
    2. There needs to be water
    3. Atmosphere Oxygen-rich
    3.5. Atmosphere that isn't toxic
    4.The Star needs to emit the right amount of energy so not to fry everything.
    5. Planet can't be too close to other stars.
    6. Planet needs to have a core preferably iron to deflect electromagnetic radiation.
    7. Core also keeps ground warm which helps with supporting plant life.

    I'm sure there is plenty more requirements to add to the list.

    1. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 4, Informative

      > 1. There needs to be a planet at an exact distance away from a star so things don't vaporize nor freeze

      Which presumes life is based on this temperature range, and not silica or some other process.

      > 2. There needs to be water

      Again, not mandatory for life. Water-based life, sure. But we have no way of knowing if most life is based on water.

      > 3. Atmosphere Oxygen-rich

      Again, not mandatory for life. For all we know, oxygen is regarded as a poison by most life.

      > 3.5. Atmosphere that isn't toxic

      What's toxic for you may not be toxic for most life. Life on gas giants may be quite different, or life in the moons of a gas giant. Oxygen is a fairly toxic gas.

      > 4.The Star needs to emit the right amount of energy so not to fry everything.

      True. But different life may have different energy ranges. Water has a limited range.

      > 5. Planet can't be too close to other stars.

      This is most likely the biggest one. Being too close to more than one star means higher range of fluctuation.

      > 6. Planet needs to have a core preferably iron to deflect electromagnetic radiation.

      Or life exists in gas giants which have thick atmospheres, or beneath the crust.

      > 7. Core also keeps ground warm which helps with supporting plant life.

      For all we know, perhaps most intelligent life are avian in nature. Birdlike aliens who regard us as crippled freaks.

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    2. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by TwoEyedJack · · Score: 1

      Here is a big one. The assumption that living things can spontaneously spring from Magic Soup. Before Louis Pasteur, scientists believed that this was a commonplace event. Reality is that humankind has never observed such a thing.

    3. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > 3. Atmosphere Oxygen-rich
      Again, not mandatory for life. For all we know, oxygen is regarded as a poison by most life.
      > 3.5. Atmosphere that isn't toxic
      What's toxic for you may not be toxic for most life. Life on gas giants may be quite different, or life in the moons of a gas giant. Oxygen is a fairly toxic gas.

      We know for a fact an oxygen rich atmosphere is both not required and quite toxic.
      It would actually be much easier to argue a oxygen free atmosphere is a requirement for life to form (as was all one out of one cases we have proof of show)

      Cyanobacteria is thought to be the first organisms to do photosynthesis, of which a side product created is oxygen.
      All of the oxygen in the atmosphere and in the water was produced this way over billions of years before the first organisms evolved to use oxygen as an energy source instead of expel it away as a toxin.

      After billions of years of life pumping oxygen out, the eukaryote diversity exploded exponentially to form the beginnings of oxygen breathing organisms, and all this still billions of years before the earliest humans were around.

      Earth changing from oxygen free to oxygen rich and the resulting explosion in life was a pretty major event in Earth history we call the Cambrian Explosion, which was 'only' about 500 million years ago.
      The first eukaryotes showed up in the fossil record just under 2 billion years ago.

      That is around 1.5 billion years of life forms (far predating humanities meger tens of thousands of years on this planet) that the GPs two requirements imply never existed nor ever could.

    4. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not arguing with your point but it's a point of view I've noticed in here a couple of times and I feel like it could use some context.

      Truly, there is much we don't know. Especially regarding the ecology of other planets. But we can only work with what we do know.

      What we do know is that every form of life we've ever encountered is carbon based and requires liquid water somewhere in the fossil record in order to evolve in the first place. It seems like that's a good place to start looking. While it's not physically impossible for life to evolve on a gas giant or silicon based life to evolve instead of carbon based, given what we know, it seems hugely unlikely and we'd have no idea what mechanisms were involved in it's evolution.

      It's hard to imagine self replicating chains of molecules forming and successfully replicating in the chaotic atmosphere of a gas giant. It's even harder to imagine those chains being silicon based when any planet abundant in silicon is likely to be more abundant in carbon (it's a much lower mass element) and carbon requires less energy to bind.

      I guess my point is that the truly alien life forms your describing would seem to be more rare in the universe (than the life we are familiar with) based on our understanding of chemistry and particle physics, plus we have no idea how to look for them, so why waste time.

      Lets stick to rocky planets in the goldilocks zone for now. They appear to be pretty common.

    5. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      Um, not actually. Some of the volcanic vents in the pacific have life that doesn't operate the way you describe.

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    6. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Planets can't be too close to other stars

      This is most likely the biggest one. Being too close to more than one star means higher range of fluctuation.

      As a point of reference, a significant number of solar systems are binary systems, making them subsequently less likely to support life.

      6. Planet needs to have a core preferably iron to deflect electromagnetic radiation.

      Or life exists in gas giants which have thick atmospheres, or beneath the crust.

      Although it's tough to consider the possibility of structured life existing at 10,000 atmospheres and 2,000 degrees F, I would imagine it being possible. But, such a life form is *far* less likely to be reaching out into space than we would, as the problem of keeping a "livable environment" in a space ship is at least 10,000 times more difficult. Are there even solid elements at 2,000 degrees F and 10,000 atmospheres?

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    7. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by towermac · · Score: 1

      You're right, but all those lifeforms you describe, if they are intelligent; I don't want to meet them.

    8. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      For all we know, perhaps most intelligent life are avian in nature. Birdlike aliens who regard us as crippled freaks.

      Oh, now you actually made me feel like a crippled freak.

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    9. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by dryeo · · Score: 1

      There's been non-carbon non-water based life discovered?

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    10. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Actually the first recorded modern scientific experiment disproved the spontaneous springing into being of life, or at least of maggots. 2 pieces of meat, one sealed in a jar and one open to the air, only the piece of meat open to the air became maggot invested.

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    11. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      1. The temperature range is important because it affects the speed at which process can go. Whether life is carbon or silica or something else, its still ultimately chemical in nature and neccessarily must involve numerous chemical reactions, and temperature has a dramatic effect on reaction in general, and basically acts as a filter determins which reactions occur at an adequate pace in a given temperature range. And slower chemical baseline processes will be highly likely to lead to slower rates of evolution.

      2, 3, 3.5. We make certain assumptions based on the prevalence of certain elements in the universe. Generally the lower on the period table you go, the more common the elements. Theres no reason to think our combination is that unique. If the odds of life happening are low, it's a fair assumption that what does work will be fairly common.

      4. Star eneergy: again, temperature/energy affects the rate of processes.

      6. Gas giants wont block the radiation. I dont think thats a sufficient solution.

      7. Temperature stablility is likely to be important, just as minor variations are likely important to create the small amount of chaotic mixing that is also likely essential (ie, perfect stability in a system is unlikely to give rise to life as everything reaches equilibrium and stops)

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    12. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "> 3. Atmosphere Oxygen-rich"
      Earth certainly didn't start out with oxygen rich athmosphere(how would that even make sense, the stuff reacts with everything) cyanobacteria made Earth's athmosphere oxygen rich, killing off most of the life on Earth in the process.

    13. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I think it safe to say that intelligent life is going to be really, really complicated. Carbon makes up complicated molecules better than any other element, so it's reasonable to expect life to be carbon-based. Water also has some nice properties, but I find it more plausible that life will not be water-based. Oxygen isn't necessary, but I'd think that the development of intelligence would be easier with some sort of highly reactive gas in the atmosphere, and oxygen is a lot more common than chlorine or fluorine in the galaxy.

      While I can easily imagine carbon-based life-forms in gas giants using compounds other than water, it seems to me it would be awfully difficult to build a technical civilization there, without a real surface, and with heavy atoms likely so scattered.

      Therefore, I expect intelligent life with a technical civilization to be carbon-based and probably water-based and oxygen-breathing, on a world where water can be liquid. The planet will be able to keep water, which implies some sort of protection against high-energy radiation. Beyond that, I think I'd just be speculating.

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    15. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      The arsenic replaces phosphate. Those lifeforms are still carbon and water based.

    16. Re:Life Everywhere out there? by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Even if true, it is still basically life as we know it, but since on-one else has been able to replicate the findings...
      Besides Mono lake is not a volcanic vent under the ocean. I think the poster was just thinking about how some life has different means of acquiring energy.
      http://www.nature.com/news/ars...
      http://news.nationalgeographic...

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  17. Translation: We are alone by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    Best to keep this planet as stable as possible, 'cause we're stuck here and ain't no one coming to save us.

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    1. Re:Translation: We are alone by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      a metaphor for marriage?

  18. Drakes Equation is bullshit by vongillern · · Score: 1, Troll

    Calling it an "equation" is a gross injustice as it implies that it is "science". It isn't. We don't know the ACTUAL percentages for ANY of the probabilities used in Drake's Equation. The only variable in Drake's Equation that we have the slightest idea about is the first one R* - the average rate of star formation. FFS, it has only been 10 years since we could actually detect a single plant outside of our solar system. And mind you, unless we know EVERY SINGLE PROBABILITY in the equation, it is rendered moot because if one of the unknowns is 0% the whole fucking result will be a big, fat, zero. This guy is a fucking quack. Michael Crichton has an awesome essay/speech about how this misunderstanding of Drakes Equation has made a whole generation of people ignorant of what real science is - the creation of testable hypothesis. Essay is here (PDF warning): http://heartland.org/sites/all...

    1. Re:Drakes Equation is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We haven't been able to measure the sides of this triangle, therefore the Pythagorean Theorem is bullshit!"

    2. Re:Drakes Equation is bullshit by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Please. We *can* measure the sides of a triangle and affirm the Pythagorean Theorem. With Drake's, you have literally no hope of filling in the variables. At best one could call it an equation to come up with the answer you want to come up with.

    3. Re:Drakes Equation is bullshit by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Measuring the sides of a triangle only proves that it does or doesn't conform to the Pythagorean Theorem. To prove it, you must demonstrate that correctly describes all applicable triangles.

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    4. Re:Drakes Equation is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss the point. The fact that the variables' values are unknown or even unknowable doesn't invalidate the equation. E=MC2 didn't magically become correct only after we figured out the speed of light.

      There might be flaws in the Drake Equation, but if so then they're flaws in the logic. Point them out if you see them, but don't blame the equation for the fact that we don't have the right numbers to plug into it.

    5. Re:Drakes Equation is bullshit by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      "We have measured the sides of this right triangle, therefore the Pythagorean Theorem is bullshit!" - if you draw a sufficiently large triangle on the face of the Earth.

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  19. Drake overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Every time I punch my reasonable, optimistic numbers into the Drake equation, I end up with with less than 1 intelligent species per galaxy.

    I just think the people so say that intelligence is so important for evolution and survival are deluding themselves. The dinosaurs survived for hundreds of millions of years without ever developing tools, much less radio.

  20. Just like in my personal life... by occasional_dabbler · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...there is no fairy godmother gonna make it all alright.

    The situation is very simple: The probability of all life being extinguished on Earth in the next 2 ish billion years is 100%. If we want to survive beyond that we need to get off planet. Earh is 4.5 billion year old. Talk of cost is ridiculous: I can fly from UK to US for less than one day's wages (on a good day) and I'm just a regular guy. 500 years ago it took the lifetime's savings of a wealthy man to make the same journey. It is ALL about energy. Once we have a reliable means of providing it on a sun-scale then we can do anything we want. We evolved to an understanding of relativity and quantum mechanics in a few million years, why the hell shouldn't we make a few more steps, given the same time again?

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    1. Re:Just like in my personal life... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Considering the human civilization is a few thousand years old, I don't think we have any way of knowing the limits of what we might achieve in the next million years, assuming we survive that long. I think the next big stumbling block we need to tackle is sustainability. How can we create a system as closed off as a spaceship or a space colony that can survive indefinitely without resupply? For that matter, how can we create an economy here on Earth that can survive indefinitely without self-destructing?

      If we can figure that out, we'll be in much better shape for long term survival.

    2. Re:Just like in my personal life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once we have a reliable means of providing sun-scale energy we won't exist.

      Think about it, that random sniper on the clock-tower ?, well now he can vapourize cities rather than just kill people one at a time. That's not even getting into nation scale conflicts - which we still have.

    3. Re:Just like in my personal life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think cost is ridiculous? I think pretending your tiny little slice of history has any relevance to the survival of the species is ridiculous. Future mankind isn't going to look back at us and say "why didn't they do anything about getting off the planet" any more than we look back and cavemen and say "why didn't they do anything about global warming". There's such thing as being preemptive but there's also such thing as grossly overestimating the importance of the time you live in. ANY effort we put forth today, no matter how much money we spend on it, will be absolutely trivial on any long timescale. The difference between a caveman trying to save our species from a 2 billion years in the future threat and you doing it is utterly negligible.

    4. Re:Just like in my personal life... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Once we have a reliable means of providing it on a sun-scale then we can do anything we want.

      I'm thinking that didn't work out all that well for the Krell.

    5. Re:Just like in my personal life... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      We evolved to an understanding of relativity and quantum mechanics in a few million years

      if by "we" you mean life, it's been much more than a few million years. if you meant homo sapiens, it's been much less than that. what arbitrary point in evolution are you picking?

    6. Re:Just like in my personal life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extinction is a high probability for humanity in my opinion. I wouldn't be too surprised if there had been sentient life more then once on Earth before getting wiped for whatever reason, without sounding like a conspiracy nut, it's my own genuine belief.

      All our eggs are in the one basket, so to speak, and therefore the conclusion of extinction is a high one as there is nothing we realistically can do to prevent certain events. One stray asteroid hitting us or the Yellowstone volcano going off or a highly dangerous virus spreading or the Earth no longer supporting life (see Mars) or [insert any event] and that is that. Perhaps not a complete extinction but we would be so displaced that recovery would be close to impossible not to mention we would have to start from scratch again and by the time we claw back to where we were it could happen again... so is the cycle of life I guess.

    7. Re:Just like in my personal life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The split from the chimpanzees (the homo-pan split) was most likely somewhere in the range of 4 to 13 million years ago, depending on what technique you use. The documented humans are often considered to be Homo Habilis, about 2.3 million years ago. Using Homo Habilis as a starting point for "we" sound fairly reasonable; it's the first human-like tool use. The other alternative interesting starting point is in my opinion Greek civilization; you can see Alan Cromer's "Uncommon Sense" for arguments.

    8. Re:Just like in my personal life... by occasional_dabbler · · Score: 1

      Where did I say we need to do it now? I'm not an idiot, I'm an engineer. I just said we need to do it in the next billion years or so.

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    9. Re:Just like in my personal life... by occasional_dabbler · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Homo Habilis was the point to which I was referring. When I was a kid my Dad had a book from Reader's Digest all about the development of homo sapiens. It was called The Last Two Million Years

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  21. Major update to formula? by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    for the first time in decades, has rendered a major update to the key formula scientists use to seek out interstellar life

    The formula hasn't changed, the variables are still unknown. Someone simply used recent data to make an educated guess as to the value of one variable. The Drake equation is basically a thought experiment, it was never meant to give a real answer. People who attempt to plug in "more accurate values" are missing the point.

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    1. Re:Major update to formula? by kruach+aum · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thought experiments are not inherently meant to not give "real answers". Galileo used a thought experiment to prove Aristotle's theory of gravity wrong. Aristotle held that heavy objects fell faster than light ones. Galileo asked us to imagine a heavy object tied to a light object by a rope. Based on Aristotle's hypothesis, tying a light object to a heavy one would make the heavy one fall slower; as the light object would naturally fall more slowly than the heavy one, it would 'hold the heavy object back' in its fall. However, also based on Aristotle's hypothesis, tying a light object to a heavy object would make the heavy object fall faster, as its mass had now been increased by the mass of the light object. Given the fact that assuming the same premise ("Heavier objects fall faster than light ones") lead to opposite conclusions, Galileo reasoned that the premise had to be false, on the basis of the foregoing thought experiment.

    2. Re:Major update to formula? by Z8 · · Score: 1

      An interesting argument, but apparently Aristotle thought that heavy objects only fall faster than light ones if identically shaped. This is because the heavier object must contain a higher ratio of the heavier elements (Earth and Water vs Fire and Air). See Aristotle on falling.

      If you tied a lighter object to a heavier one, it obviously won't necessarily increase the Earth density of the resulting compound object.

    3. Re:Major update to formula? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An interesting argument, but apparently Aristotle thought that heavy objects only fall faster than light ones if identically shaped.

      If that is the case, then Aristotle is right. Once the objects reach terminal velocity, the heavier object would fall faster.

    4. Re:Major update to formula? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Aristotle held that heavy objects fell faster than light ones.

      Aristotle was of course right, its just that for most everyday objects, the effect of buoyancy in the Earth's atmosphere is negligible compared to the effect of gravity. What Galileo did was separate out the two forces acting on the objects.

    5. Re:Major update to formula? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not just buoyancy. The aerodynamic drag forces of two objects of same shape is same, for same air speeds. Terminal velocity for heavier object falling will be higher then terminal velocity for lighter object, because the break even for weight and drag for the object happens at higher speed when its weight is larger.

  22. I think it's all about the moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our planet has what I would assume to be a fairly unique advantage, a relatively huge moon that creates tides. Combine that with the axial tilt that occurred when the moon hit the earth and you have what would seem to be a very special set of circumstances supportive of life and evolution.

  23. I'm going with Giorgio Tsoukalos on this one... by chaosdivine69 · · Score: 0

    "I'm not saying it was aliens...BUT IT WAS ALIENS!" http://www.bing.com/images/sea... I want a Giorgio t-shirt. They are hilarious.

    1. Re:I'm going with Giorgio Tsoukalos on this one... by kruach+aum · · Score: 1

      What kind of reprobate uses bing?

    2. Re:I'm going with Giorgio Tsoukalos on this one... by chaosdivine69 · · Score: 1

      ALIENS! Sheesh...

    3. Re:I'm going with Giorgio Tsoukalos on this one... by kruach+aum · · Score: 1

      Best laugh I've had on slashdot in a while. Good job

    4. Re:I'm going with Giorgio Tsoukalos on this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, all cool kids use google, duh!

  24. the key formula scientists use by kruach+aum · · Score: 1

    Really? It was my understanding the Drake equation was just some back of the envelope shit, figuring in factors a human being could think of when it came to the possibility of extra-terrestrial life. Surely this has been modeled more accurately since?

    1. Re: the key formula scientists use by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      The number of data points for "planets with intelligent life" equals 1. I have a model that fits this data perfectly, I dare you to improve on it.

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  25. Either that or we're on the end of a galactic arm by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Plus, we have really bad manners, and they really don't want to hang out with us.

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  26. meh by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    As much as I like the idea of anything confirming that life in the universe is abundant, this is again little more than an educated guess.

    RTFA, he seems to be trying to update the drake equation based on the presence of planets in the goldielocks zones of local stellar populations. Fine as far as that goes, but I strongly suspect that such populations will derive more consistently from where they are on the main sequence, as well as their stellar neighborhoods.

    This means that simply extrapolating our local population of such planets is no more reliable than extrapolating the globe's population of insects based on where you're sitting now: whether you are in the arctic or the jungles of Belize is going to give you radically different results, neither of which are representative.

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  27. Re:Astrobiologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not that we haven't found the biological basis, it's that we haven't pinned the biological interaction. It's understood that consciousness is generated from the neural activity of the thalamocortical system, but the big issues are: what exactly is the relation between perception and conscious memory, and where do certain conscious functions originate. It's well understood that primary consciousness occurs in most animals and is easily identified in humans, tied easily in both cases to understood neurobiological processes, and doesn't need any of the weird metaphysical or psuedo-scientific theories of consciousness thrown out that use bad physics, math, or magical thinking. Consciousness is a mystery as much as the ocean's a mystery - we know it's there, we might not know WHY it's there or WHAT it contains entirely, but we can guess WHERE it comes from, and HOW it works.

  28. Re:Astrobiologist or conscious of it by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Eh we have psychology even when we really haven't found a biological basis for consciousness.

    Well, to be frank, consciousness is phasic, so this bizarre fixation on a single steady state of consciousness might be what's in question, not the mind map projection itself.

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  29. Re:Astrobiologist by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    And it was a waste of time for Higgs et. al. to make equations and addition to Standard Model with the Higgs field and boson in them decades ago when we hadn't actually found any such bosons?

  30. I have always felt that the problem was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the Drake equation was far too general to tell us anything useful and lacked specifics on where to start looking.

    I think it was Nate Silver who said that useful equations lead to actionable intelligence.

    I had an argument with one of my math professors in college, who didn't believe there was life anywhere in the universe other than Earth, and his argument was largely religious in nature. He believed that for life to occur you would have to have an Earth sized planet and a yellow sun 92 million miles away and had to have a moon to keep the seasons stable etc.. and this means that the chances of what we have here happening somewhere else was so close to 0 that we are the only intelligent life in the universe. I don't believe in god or religion, as I believe both are crutches for our lack of understanding what is going on around us.

    The class I had this professor for was calculus so just as an exercise I took the drake equation and modified it to reflect a purely random distribution of civilizations in the galaxy, and the first step was to use the frequency of nearly earth sized planets in the habitable zone of stars that we could see up to that point (Based on Kepler data at the time) and then used calculus to estimate, based on the number of known habitable zone Earth sized planets in the cone of the galaxy Kepler was looking at. This number was used to determine what portion of the volume of the galaxy Kepler was looking at and could see. (in a best case scenario) I then took this ratio and applied it to the zone of the galaxy where life is most likely to actually exist (too close to the core of the galaxy there is too much radiation, too far out, it is unlikely that heavy elements have formed to make planets. I used the "Washer Method" to determine what the volume of the cylinder in the galaxy where planets exist and where long lived planets were likely to exist. I then plugged this number into the drake equation and then assuming an even distribution of planets with life, planets with intelligent life and planets with intelligent life where catastrophes (self created or otherwise) have not happened. (and there is no way to actually know this last bit, like the drake equation it is educated speculation)

    After many hours of checking the math I determined that based on the data we have, the nearest technological intelligent civilization is somewhere around 1000 light years from us. I know this still does not give us much useful information , but it does explain why SETI has not had any responses to our outgoing messages, nor have we found anything interesting in terms of extraterrestrial radio chatter. We simply have not been listening or transmitting long enough, all things being equal and assuming a best case scenario. Based on the estimates I did in calculus class, If we received an intelligent signal tomorrow morning and responded to it, we would not hear the reply back until sometime just after the year 3014. If Gene Roddenberry was right about the progress of technology on Earth, We would be actually traveling to the stars before we would hear back on that first phone call where we knew someone was on the other end.

    There was another statistics book I read called "Super Crunchers" by Ian Ayers, that pointed out that you can have the most well thought out statistical equation that works and gives you useful data about the likelihood of how likely someone is on a particular night to go to the movies, but the equation has no way to predict if a particular person would not go to the movies due to having broken their leg earlier that day. There are always circumstances, however I don't believe my Calculus professor (though I respect his beliefs and his convictions about God and morality, and he is definitely smart) was right in assuming that you would have to basically have an exact replica the Solar System to have life or even to have life as we know it.

    Hopefully Gene Roddenberry was right, and we have a race like the Vulcans just 10 light years away around Epsilon Erida

  31. plenty of aliens I bet by deadweight · · Score: 1

    Considering the recent discoveries right here on Earth of life forms that live in incredibly harsh environments like geothermal vents and the ongoing discoveries of planets in other solar systems, I bet something that counts as alive lives all over the universe. Finding a technological civilization OTOH, that one looks tough. Pretty sure no one has yet got a >C starship going or they would be here and everywhere else too. We will likely be the first if it can be done at all and then the aliens we find will be selling us New_Manhattan for $24 worth of old DVDs and regretting it soon after....

    1. Re:plenty of aliens I bet by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure no one has yet got a starship going or they would be here and everywhere else too.

      The Sol system is on quarantine until we get our shit together or self-destruct.

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    2. Re:plenty of aliens I bet by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Good point - we are probably on some galactic list of bad hoods or something.

    3. Re:plenty of aliens I bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The prime directive does definitely apply to us. Until we become a type 1 civilization its pretty unlikely this will change, assuming there is any kind of benevolent interspecies "Federation". A lot of that (depending on the technological level of the members of that Federation) depends on where we are too, In a Star Trek sense, our experience would be much different if we lived in Federation space and the prime directive was in force on our planet (though that might not stop them from dressing up as us or using cloaking devices and studying us) than if we lived somewhere in something like the TOS version of the Klingon Empire. There are also wild card races that just don't care about everyone else's rules, like the Borg. I imagine if a type 0 planet were under attack by the Borg in federation space, the prime directive would be more out the window than it usually is when Kirk takes moral issue with it or it's implications and breaks the rules.

    4. Re:plenty of aliens I bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if ftl is impossible, colonizing Milky Way with generation starships or von Neumann probes is doable in million years timeframe. Compared to age of universe million years is nothing and given that we don't blow ourselves up before - we will colonize the galaxy in that timeframe, ftl or no. So would any other technologically advanced civilization. If we are not seeing any aliens it means we must be the first techonolically advanced civilization atleast in this galaxy. If we do end up colonizing the galaxy we will probably also be the last technologically advanced civilisation to develop within our reach, no less advanced species will have a chance when we come around with spaceships. First mover takes it all and you never get to wonder "where is everyone" unless you are that first mover. So even if life is common, technologically advanced civilizations can't be, first mover will simply snuff out all other aspiring life, before they get to intellegence, civilization and technology.

    5. Re:plenty of aliens I bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats hypothesis has absolutely nil basis in fact and its not even terrbily logical, sounds more like a storybook explaination. Lets say there is The Galactic Empire, with policy to quarantine bad neighbourhoods. At what point exactly do you place a planet on quarantine? First sign of any simple life, because hey, if few billion years it might evolve into clever monkeys? Or when you see the first monkey use a tool, and bug out when that happens? Naah, I don't see that working very well, it makes more sense to conclude that there simply is no Galactic Empire, atleast until contrary evidence.

    6. Re:plenty of aliens I bet by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      We're actually some kind of interstellar version of "The Truman Show". "C'mere honey, check it out, they've discovered nuclear weapons, this oughta be funny"

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  32. what about the first neighbor requirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only until we meet one off world neighbour. We can consider ourselves alone in the universe. The "I exist - therefore so do you." is wish full thinking. The drake equation is flawed or seeded with Zero equals zero.
    Simply - the drake equation should only start to propagate with probabilities AFTER we meet our FIRST neighbor.

    Until then the probability is higher than not that we are indeed alone in the universe.

    1. Re: what about the first neighbor requirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct drake equation is nothing more than wishful thinking for the lonely.

    2. Re:what about the first neighbor requirement? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Your last sentence is no more based on reality than someone insisting we can't be. Neither of you have anything to base it on.

  33. Re:Astrobiologist by sound+vision · · Score: 2

    On the other hand, we've been sending life into space for 50+ years.

  34. Ground-shaking Conclusion Sherlock! by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

    Given that we have only managed to get 12 men to our own freakin moon for brief visits in our entire history, and can't seem to find the wherewithal to send any more any time soon, this doesn't seem like a profound conclusion to me.

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    1. Re:Ground-shaking Conclusion Sherlock! by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      We are a violent species that wastes a ton of resources on fighting each other. Other life may go about its business much more productively.

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    2. Re:Ground-shaking Conclusion Sherlock! by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, or they could be a bunch of nasty customers who are practicing emcon so that we won't get good targeting data.

    3. Re:Ground-shaking Conclusion Sherlock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that makes sense, I think that technological development and Ethical development of species or individual members of that species are mutually exclusive.
      I think that the assumption that if we or another civilization developed technologically to the point we could go where we wanted to in the universe, we also would have reached a common, altruistic, humanitarian way of life and doing our business, is a faulty one. It might be a case, as Carl Sagan pointed out in one of the original "Cosmos" episodes, "just because we wished something were true does not make it so." I wish it were true that I could assume, if I met an alien from a type 3 civilization, that I could automatically assume that he/she is generally good, sort of like the Doctor but even in Doctor Who, the Time Lord race of Galifrey also produced personalities like "The Master" and "The Rani" and "Morbius". Even if I am wrong, Being a Doctor Who fan for as long as I have means that trust should be earned no matter who you are dealing with.

      (Side thought: To me the term "humanitarian" sounds racist, but you know what I mean, no matter the species, up to but not including a fight or die situation, being out for the good of others no matter who or what they are.)

    4. Re:Ground-shaking Conclusion Sherlock! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      While that makes sense, I think that technological development and Ethical development of species or individual members of that species are mutually exclusive.

      Perhaps species, like individuals, go through phases. Right now we're still going through the phase of using up all the convenient resources. That phase is coming to a close. We will either have to develop technologically again, or render our habitat unsuitable to support us, and the whole etch-a-sketch begins anew.

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    5. Re:Ground-shaking Conclusion Sherlock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like parroting stuff said in movies and books. Wars which waste a ton of resources are started by people in positions of power, like nobles, politicians and religious leaders. That makes far less than 1% of mankind "a violent species that wastes a ton of resources on fighting each other". If we were inherently violent your life would be a nightmare, like a wild animal trying to escape predators.

      What's next? AIs being inherently malicious and megalomaniacal because Terminator said so? (given the average post in Slashdot when AI topics arise, I am inclined to think a lot of people believe that)

      I hate when people can't tell reality from Hollywood reality. Do a reality check, you aren't talking about a fantastic elven race, you are talking about the race you belong to. You have some inside knowledge, you know. Even if you want to punch me for disagreeing, it's not violence until you actually punch me.

      It's all individuals in the end.

  35. Yes but that is meaningless by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Look we all know of those joke daily mail equation about "best" day of the week to do x,y,z , all having no causal relationship whatsoever. It is an equation, alright. The problem is that the drake equation is about as useless as it can be , and still it let people drop a lot of ink. The main problem is that many of the term cannot be estimated.... Until we visit far flung corner of the galaxy or the unvierse and find no life/life there. Ultimately int he absnece of facts too many term are simply down to whether you are "optimist" for certain term or "pessimist" on them.

    If somethign depends on your opinion it might still be an equation by the virtue of having a right erm and a left term and an equal, but it is not anymore science. It is religionm fantasy, politic, fiction, but not science.

    The drake equation is not science. It is a garden variety water cooler conversation about what you believe.

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  36. Re:Astrobiologist by lgw · · Score: 1

    yeah, there's a field with *cough* real application. A biologist that studies life in space when we haven't actually found any.

    Space is a remarkably hostile environment - doubt anything lives there. Presumably astrobiologists study life as it might exist on another planet, presumably with a focus on "what to look for". Detecting life, even bacterial, on another planet would be a landmark moment in human history.

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  37. Paradoxes Be Damned by RevSpaminator · · Score: 1

    Astrophysicists have been saying this for years. The distances are too vast and velocities are just too limited.

    1. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So let me see if I got this straight. Less than 300 years ago the fastest method of transportation was horse and buggey and sail ships on the Ocean.
      In 300 years we now can put ships in space that can travel at 87,000 mph (143kph), and your best reasoning borrowed from Astrophysicists no less, is that aliens can't be here or make it here because the distances are just too vast ?!?!?

      This lacks basic reasoning at minimum and surely imagination.

      Imagine if you can how fast we'll be able to travel in space another 300 years from now. Now imagine how fast an alien race could travel if they were 5,000 years more advanced than we are. What about 100,000 years? 1 Million? 10 Million? Pretty sure after even a few thousand years the problem of going across these vast distances will be solved.

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    2. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Informative

      I take it you never heard of that pesky "speed of light" thing? It puts an upper limit to how fast you can go and thanks to us being in the asshole of the Milky way even if we develop craft that run at SOL the distances are so vast that it would take decades to get anywhere good which thanks to time dilation would mean when you got back tens of thousands of years would have passed.

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    3. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The speed limit is c. It's the law.

      And then there's the whole problem of, as your speed increases, impacts from dust and micrometeorites become a serious problem. It'll do a lot more than just scraping the paint off the hull.

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    4. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by mythosaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...or it wouldn't, and it's not.

      Who knows.

      The idea that we've got it all figured out and we've reached the limits of what the physical world will allow is pretty narrow thinking.

      If humanity survives for another thousand years (let alone a million), think where we'll be. In the last hundred years we did more than the thousand before it. [*With thanks to the thousand before it.] What happens next?

    5. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by sabri · · Score: 0

      The speed limit is c. It's the law.

      Then I suggest we vote the current corrupt politicians out of office and get us some new ones that increase the speed limit!

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    6. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      So let me see if I got this straight. Less than 300 years ago the fastest method of transportation was horse and buggey and sail ships on the Ocean.
      In 300 years we now can put ships in space that can travel at 87,000 mph (143kph), and your best reasoning borrowed from Astrophysicists no less, is that aliens can't be here or make it here because the distances are just too vast ?!?!?

      This lacks basic reasoning at minimum and surely imagination.

      Imagine if you can how fast we'll be able to travel in space another 300 years from now. Now imagine how fast an alien race could travel if they were 5,000 years more advanced than we are. What about 100,000 years? 1 Million? 10 Million? Pretty sure after even a few thousand years the problem of going across these vast distances will be solved.

      Hey, kids, if you extrapolate Moore's "Law" out 25 years, we'll soon be able to make transistors out of 1/40th of an atom! And if you extrapolate the population growth at the start of the 20th century to the current date, all of us are dead of starvation right now (and we didn't even know it)!

      It's amazing how the people who have the most faith in science know the least about the actual science.

      (Don't bring up wormholes or Alcubierre; both are basically "if we had some materials that violate a whole bunch of laws of physics, we could violate the speed of light limit too. They're bullshit.)

    7. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The current thinking is what is being discussed. Your theory is that in future there will be a completely different theory that will enable you to travel faster than light, but you have no idea what it may be. You also have no answer to the time dilation problem that sees your voyagers arriving somewhere from a civilization that potentially ceased to exist millennia ago.

    8. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by towermac · · Score: 0

      You assume the gravitational constant of a relative, local region is unchangeable by any conceivable science.

      You are in error.

    9. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by towermac · · Score: 1

      Obviously, that wouldn't work. You would have to carry your local region of space with you.

    10. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't criticize other peoples reasoning until you improve your own.
      Firstly, going back 300 years seems kind of arbitrary, which is just as well since even stone age man knew he couldn't ride a horse into space.
      Secondly, even if i stipulate to your 100 million old fairy tale aliens, doesn't that limit them to 100 million light year radius? MAYBE your reasoning leads you to believe aliens quantum tunnel through the universe and pop into an infinite number of universes all the time. This is what happens when you destroy the catholic school system and replace it with equal outcome education.
      So, my reasonably minded mutton head, - WHERE ARE THEY!? ??? I think it is more reasonable to believe your particular science based faith is held much more firmly than current religious dogmas. But only if your some type of intelectual fraud.

    11. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure.. linear extrapolation:

      If we go back 300 years ago we could travel at most 55mph.

      Today we can travel 87,000 mph.

      Therefore based on the "Law of"Naive Linear Extrapolation" we can see that in 1000 years we should be able to travel around 90,000,000mph.

      And 5000 years from now we should be somewhere around 450,000,000mph. Sure, why not?

      100,000 should be 9x10^9 - 13x the speed of light

      One million should be 9x10^10.. etc. 130x the speed of light.

      etc.

      However I prefer the "Law of Naive Exponential Extrapolation" where any fraction of technical progress whatsoever across any timespan necessarily implies that in the not too distant future we will be all powerful beings with no physical limitations whatsoever.

    12. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by currently_awake · · Score: 2

      Given the massive scientific progress made in the last 300 years and the huge number of scientific theories that have been discarded and rules/laws reworked, it's reasonable to assume that the speed of light barrier will be overcome. The bigger question is given that alien civs are statistically certain to exist, how come we've not been contacted? Well maybe we have. The egyptians could have met aliens and got neat new tech from them, then the aliens went away to wait for us to evolve into something interesting. They could have done the same with the sumarians, the atlantians, the greeks- we have no way to know. They could be coming back every few thousand years to check up on us and we'd still not know, our ability to hold onto important information just wasn't there for most of our racial existance.

    13. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume anyone has to come back, a beam of light with the gathered data can come back. If a habitable planet, with single cell organisms, is on the order of ten to a hundred light years away (and we might win the jackpot with Alpha Centari A or B at four light years), then in less than some decades useful information for the human race can be known

    14. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 2

      The speed limit is c. It's the law.

      Absolutely. I too feel this is a pretty well-established fixed upper limit on a body's physical speed through spacetime.

      Of course, I live in hope that Humanity will eventually develop methods to 'skip around' the pesky limitations of physics in the universe as we currently know it. That said, no evidence is available to assist me. Even if such a thing is possible we might be talking about a technology tens of thousands of years ahead of our current tech level.

      Perhaps in time we'll learn to employ gravity with similar ease to our methods for utilising the electromagnetic force. Likely, this will be only one of many, many prerequisite technologies needed to achieve interstellar travel.

      Without the tech itself we can only speculate. However limited we are, the beautifully elegant Alcubierre drive concept (which we're all no doubt familiar with) was still the product of an imagination of our time, even as desperately limited as it is. Some Humans are really very clever. We may well yet crack this nut, only time will tell.

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    15. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      It is "the law" with some known exceptions (moving a region of space not a violation of GR) according to theories that are less than 150 years old,

        Already solutions to impact hazard of going 12 percent of C are known, and we already know how to get a craft to 0.1 C Decades to nearest star, most of a century to ten light years.....might be tried someday

    16. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by qwak23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps we could also work on a spaceship that instead of propelling itself through the universe, remained stationary and moved the universe around it.

    17. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      the aliens went away to wait for us to evolve into something interesting.

      All of them?

      Every faction from every alien civilisation in the entire galaxy all unanimously decided to go away for thousands of years, even though their own rules (according to your scenario) allow them to interfere.

      There are 200 billion stars in the Milky Way Galaxy. If intelligent life can appear on just 1 in a million, that's still 200,000 civilisations right now. And that doesn't include the civilisations that rose and fell over the last 8-10 billion years since metallicity became high enough in the galaxy to support planets.

      If even a single alien civilisation enjoys/wants/requires colonisation, and interstellar travel is as easy as you believe, then our whole solar system would have been colonised billions of years ago; and more likely colonised again and again and again, hundreds of times, every few million years as new civilisations rise and fall.

      [People just don't comprehend how big these numbers are. Star Trek has a lot to answer for.]

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    18. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it straight. What's so shocking about it?

      Imagination doesn't move mass.

      http://distancetomars.com/
      http://physics.ucsd.edu/do-the...

    19. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof once again that any message that starts with "let me see if I got this straight" does not get it straight.

    20. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "it's reasonable to assume that the speed of light barrier will be overcome."

      How is it in any way "reasonable"? We don't travel anywhere even near below the speed of light, and as a matter of fact we used to travel faster than sound but now we don't even have Concorde anymore.

      Our entire civilization is running on fumes and we're scrambling to get the last dregs of fossil fuels out of the Earth. Where does your naive, almost child-like naive optimism come from?

      " we have no way to know"

      But we do know NOW. And everything points to : game over.

      http://physics.ucsd.edu/do-the...

      Let me guess: you're a programmer.

    21. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the solution, assuming FTL travel is possible, is to ignore the time dilation problem. Time dilation occurs at speeds less than c, but IIRC, at least one theory posits that the effects of relativity are backwards for speeds greater than c, so if you traveled at something approaching infinite speed, there's some magic point at which no time dilation would occur, I think. Either that or time would run backwards. I'm not sure which. Either way, the net effect would be the same. :-)

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    22. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      And by run backwards, I mean as perceived by an outside observer, i.e. that you would arrive before you left.

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    23. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      All of them?

      Just the ones that didn't get eaten by the Morlocks and the Reavers.

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    24. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 2

      the distances are so vast that it would take decades to get anywhere good

      That is all assuming a human-like lifespan.
      What if an alien creature could live 1000 years, possibly using some kind of suspended animation? 10,000 years? 100,000 years?
      100,000 years at 0.5c is 50,000 lightyears which will take you anywhere in the Milky Way galaxy.

    25. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds almost infinitely improbable!

    26. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can still travel faster than sound: join the Air Force. We don't have the Concorde because it was expensive, uncomfortable as hell and it had limited routes. Its target clientele preferred comfort over speed, that's all. I'm sorry you can't see it, you must be a retard.

    27. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      assuming FTL travel is possible

      Let's just assume that the aliens are already here, and that I have won the national lottery 52 tines in a row while we're at it.

    28. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it's reasonable to assume"

      Or that there are leprechauns. I mean, given the anount of progress out there, absilutely any assumption is as plausible as any other, right?

    29. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we had a ship that could travel at SOL a round trip to proxima centuri would take 8ish years earth time, ship time would be 0 (time stops at the speed of light). The time dilation effects (thousand off years earth time) you have read about in books like the forever war would only come into effect over long distances.

    30. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you can how fast we'll be able to travel in space another 300 years from now.

      For that, we'd need a whole new source of energy. Doable, but unlikely without some major breakthroughs. So far, we've been using primarily stored solar power (mainly in the form of hydrocarbons) to fuel our advancements, with a sprinkling of supernova remnants (nuclear fission). To put it into perspective, in 100-200 years, we're pretty much expending about 1-2 billion years of accumulated solar energy. Forget progress, in order to sustain civilization at this level in 300 years, we'd need an easy form of energy that rivals what we have now. And right now, nothing comes close.

      And this is ignoring the societal-environmental backlash that's coming upon us fast. That we might create some kind of technology that can increase our energy production is assuming that society remains stable enough through the next 300 years to allow this. There are a lot of factors at play, and my bet is that we're not going to see the kind of growth that we saw the past 200 years in the next 200 years. We'll be very lucky if we don't regress as a whole (for certain, the wealthy will progress but the bigger question is whether the middle class and the poor will follow or if they will suffer to allow the wealthy to progress).

      Quite frankly, this is a hurdle every alien civilization will face. The farther you want to travel, the more energy required. And considering we haven't been invaded by aliens yet, I would imagine this to be a more difficult challenge for everyone than you'd expect.

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    31. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by itzly · · Score: 2

      Actually, real scientific progress has been fairly slow and limited in the last decades, and the science that has been done is mostly small refinements, not anything major. What has exploded in the last decades is the number of observations we've done, both in space and on Earth, like in particle accelerators. Nearly everything we see falls neatly in the ranges predicted by scientific theories. Given the fact that the speed of light limit is pretty fundamental to all our theories, I wouldn't say it is "reasonable" that it will be overcome.

    32. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by itzly · · Score: 1

      Even so, it would take tremendous energy to accelerate and to brake. And how do you decide which way to go ?

    33. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      You should watch this video summarization of the theory for warp drive being examined by Harold White at NASA. It covers these issues.

      NASA 'Warp Drive' Space Craft Concept Is Beyond Stunning -'Full concept and Theory'

      Is Warp Drive Physically Possible?

    34. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't accelerate to the speed of light, end of story. You'd need infinite energy to reach that kind of velocity. Every (theoretical) mechanism devised to travel faster than light rely on effects that allow you travel farther in less time without actually travelling faster (see Alcubierre's warp drive) so there would be no time dilation. But don't worry about that, negative energy doesn't look like a real thing anyway.

    35. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The problem is evolution. The rate of evolution is related to lifespan and mutation rate. It's possible that a species could evolve with 1,000 year lifespans, but would likely do so in an environment where mutations are more common. There's likely to be an upper bound though, because if mutations are too common then there's a good chance that, even if intelligence does arise, it won't be passed on to the next generation.

      Extrapolating from one data point is always problematic, but it seems plausible that social stability is linked to lifespan. If you live 100 years naturally, then a 10-year journey using suspended animation, 10 years there, and 10 years back, would be quite plausible. Society would have changed a lot in the 30 years that you were away, but it wouldn't be completely unrecognisable. If you live 100 years naturally but then spend 2000 years in suspended animation and 10 years at the remote end, then it's likely that you'd find it very hard to adapt on your return. It would also be very hard to maintain a cohesive interstellar society if a message takes 10 lifetimes to go between colonies - cultures would diverge too fast. This was a problem for European colonies when messages took a couple of months - less than 1% of a human lifetime - to go between them.

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    36. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a poor hypothesis that something doesn't exist simply because it doesn't conform to your arbitrary rules for their behavior.

      You said, "Aliens don't exist because they haven't the conquered the galaxy already." I suppose humans don't exist either by your metric and when your metric doesn't apply for the only known civilization its a poor metric.

    37. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes, but time is also a vast quantity. It's downright impossible to predict what things we didn't know we could possibly know, that we will nevertheless discover in the next million years. The speed of light is certainly a barrier to the current approach toward traversing space, and it seems unlikely that we'll discover a way to achieve classical velocities that high. We are far from having a perfect understanding of physics though. We don't know the true nature of "dark matter," or "dark energy." We have the beginnings of a few ideas for how the structure of space could be modified to allow us to traverse vast distances in a short time.

    38. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      A few possibilities:

      1) Aliens are technology snobs. They are only willing to contact civilizations with a certain level of technology. We are barely the equivalent of some third world country to them. They want to avoid us as all costs because we are so backwards.

      2) Xenophobia. Intelligent species tend to not like other intelligent species for whatever reason. So even if they detect an alien species, they stay away from each other.

      3) They don't know we're here. Perhaps they have moved past radio communications and now rely solely on some sort of FTL communication method that we have yet to discover. In doing this, they become invisible to us, but the flip side might be true. They might have been using this communication system for so long that it just doesn't dawn on them to contact us.

      And one last one but likely the most probable:

      4) We just weren't listening. Think about the history of human communications. How long have we had the ability to receive radio broadcasts? Around 80 years. So if an alien civilization sent a "We're Here" message to us a hundred years ago, it would have zoomed by us without us responding. Maybe they tried contacting us and we just didn't answer to they moved on assuming there wasn't intelligent life on Earth.

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    39. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly, the universe is heavier and thus requires more force to move.

      We should fill the spaceship with tons of helium (or even hydrogen). As soon as the ship starts to float away it has zero (or maybe even negative!) mass, which removes any problems caused by the theory of relativity. Also, if it has negative mass, shouldn't it _gain_ energy by accelerating? Infinite energy as a bonus!

    40. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Less than 300 years ago the fastest method of transportation was horse and buggey and sail ships on the Ocean. In 300 years we now can put ships in space that can travel at 87,000 mph (143kph)... Imagine if you can how fast we'll be able to travel in space another 300 years from now.

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    41. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except most of the universe is missing from our theories and nobody can figure out where it went.

      Yup, we've got it allll wrapped up with a bow tie on top.

      Anyway the speed of light isn't a major barrier to interstellar exploration. Antimatter engiens, perfectly possible, could get us to the nearest star in maybe a decade or so. Even if we don't harness those kinds of energies, there's no reason to believe that human lifespans in the future will be going anywhere but upwards.

      Interstellar exploration is very feasible.

    42. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      And don't forget

      5) They could just be really frickin alien. Who knows why a lipid in methane based life form with thought processes that take years to complete would ignore us.

    43. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Antimatter is relatively straightforward to produce close to a star.

    44. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      it's reasonable to assume that the speed of light barrier will be overcome

      No, it's not at all reasonable to assume that. And the massive scientific progress in the last 300 years has made it *substantially less* likely than it was before (300 years ago we didn't have any notion that there *was* a theoretical barrier to speed). It's reasonable to assume that it can never be overcome. It is *conceivable* that there might be a workaround that doesn't require infinite energy and give you infinite mass and infinitely compress you into a black hole, but it is unreasonable to believe it's nearly as likely as that there is no such workaround at all. Part of learning is discovering what is not possible. I know this isn't what people want to hear, and that's why it's rejected.

      I don't mean this as an insult, it's an honest suggestion -- you need to read up on this way more than a forum comment can adequately describe to see why that's the case. There's a famous result that is tricky to understand that shows that faster than light travel is tantamount to time travel into the past, which means now you have to resolve the grandfather paradox, and figure out not only why we haven't been contacted by aliens, but also by our future selves (start at Light Cones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...).

    45. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      No, you missed the other part about the lightspeed barrier being overcome. If you can overcome it, then either humans are the first to ever overcome the lightspeed barrier, or we never do, or there is a gigantic coincidence where two species evolve exactly in sync to the scale of mere hundreds of years, despite having billions of years to develop.

      Of course there is a last option: aliens exist, have overcome lightspeed, but are for whatever reason uninterested in galactic colonization.

    46. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      And why not assume a genie will open a portal to wherever you wanna go after giving you a great BJ? After all if you are just gonna pull "in the future" BS out of your behind both scenarios have equal plausibility.

      We have nearly a century of hard science showing the SOL is an upper bound and nothing has been found in that time that in ANY way shape or form shows a way out of the SOL upper limit. If you start pulling "in the future" out of your behind? might as well add vampires, fairies, sexbots, flying cars, after all they are all equally possible in a magical future where science and the laws of the known universe simply do not matter.

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    47. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      There's a problem that arises at C. Assuming you're traveling relativistically at the speed of light or .99999999999999999999 of it, You have so much kinetic energy that impact with the first chunk of space dust will annihilate most of the local galaxy.

    48. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the nature of progress - incremental advance, incremental advance, incremental advance, incremental advance, paradigm shift. We observe this as a linear progression since so much of our time is spent witnessing incremental shifts, yet in reality, it's a logarithmic one.

    49. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      The the further sake of argument, let's say that there was a desire for colonization. Civilizations here on Earth have historically expanded when there was an economic or strategic need to do so. They didn't simply find the most distant location and set up a new colony just because they felt like it. The new location would provide some key resource, be it food, water, land, access to trade, differing agriculture, minerals, tools, etc.

      Further, space is quite vast. Even in our own galaxy, the distances are immense and the number of choices nearby that could prove interesting are themselves very large. If models regarding civilization growth and expansion could be inferred from our history as a base, it seems unreasonable to assume that a highly advanced civilization intent in colonization would invest the economic resources and risk the political or social resources to do so very distant to their own world when much closer, viable options are a possibility. Only when those options are exhausted and further growth is necessary to support a civilization's way of life would growth of one's boundaries become a consideration. This has held true through many societies regardless of cultural heritage, political systems or value systems, be it various Native American groups, the Inca Empire, the Roman Empire, the Huns, various Middle Eastern Groups and what can be inferred of the Homo Erectis lineage.

      As such, is it really that unreasonable to assume that if faster than light travel were possible, it's use would be anything different than jet travel today and come with economic implications that themselves still require considerations even though the world itself became a "smaller" place thanks to their invention, and the domains afforded of travel simply became more time efficient and practical?

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    50. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by cusco · · Score: 1

      So the fact that it's just been in the last 20 years that we've realized that we can't even detect 70-90% of all the matter and energy in the universe except at the galactic level doesn't humble you at all? We have it all figured out? Up until a few centuries ago we had 50 millenia of "hard science" showing that the oceans could not be crossed by mariners. Today we have 15 year-old girls who do it single-handed. I hope you like surprises, the future is full of them.

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    51. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by cusco · · Score: 1

      Nearly everything we see falls neatly in the ranges predicted by scientific theories.

      That is at least in part because the ranges predicted by the theories are what we're monitoring. CERN for example automatically discards 99.many-9s of the data generated by their tests without even analyzing it, just because of the sheer volume of data created. For 70%-90% of the mass and energy in the universe we don't even have a way to detect it yet, much less analyze anything more than the galactic-level properties of it.

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    52. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      This kind of thinking is admirable, it really is so please don't take offense by my comment.

      Ever since the dawn of time, be it the big bang or some pangalactic hyperdimensional super-being waving his finger (depending on your own personal beliefs) we've had the rules of mathematics. 2+2 was 4... before the big bang. And 2+2 will still equal 4 when the entire universe was gone. You cannot make 2+2=5 no matter how hard you try.

      That's what you are wishing will change. The relationships between velocity, mass, etc. are governed by the laws of mathematics. They are the same, everywhere in the Universe.

      You remind me of one of my progressive liberal friends, who declared one day that I could build a solar chainsaw by putting two solar panels on a little kid's wagon. He really wanted that to work. However the math proved it was a fantasy of astounding proportions, as the energy in 1 gallon of gasoline so far exceeds what you can get from two solar panels it's staggering. We then explored the idea further - it turned out that no improvement in solar technology will ever make this possible, because the energy from the sun received in the area of the two panels at 100% efficiency wouldn't run a chain saw. The only way it would work is if the sun went super nova, or we all move into the Star Trek Universe where matter and energy are interchangeable... Or the power is produced by little elves I suppose.

      So please, keep wishing for a better tomorrow, and don't be discouraged. But don't bypass math and physics, they are very, very important to these discussions.

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    53. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by cusco · · Score: 1

      They are the same, everywhere in the Universe.

      Not even Einstein would have claimed that. We have barely crossed the heliopause, and you can claim that we know that physics works exactly the same everywhere? (I'm assuming you mean physics, because nothing anyone has said would entail numeric systems being invalidated.) Rather arrogant, isn't it? As far as we can tell there are somewhere between 7 and 29 dimensions, of which we have only very limited knowledge of three (four if you consider time a dimension). Try reading 'Flatland' for a hint at how some of those other dimensions might interact with ours.

       

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    54. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU, there is a difference between "we don't have the technology" and mathematically impossible, Could we build a colony on Europa? Sure we could, we just don't currently have the technology to make moving the supplies required practical NOW, but we COULD find something like using asteroids for building materials and fuel so it IS possible, we just don't have the tech.

      Compare this to the movie 2010 and turning Jupiter into a second sun...nope, sorry, we know what the lower bound required for nuclear fusion to happen and Jupiter simply doesn't have the material nor the gravity to compress the material enough to start nuclear fusion in the core. The only way for it to be possible would be to literally rewrite the physical laws to make 4+4 = 23, because the math simply does not work.

      No matter how much he wishes or says "in the fuuuuture" the math don't work, we would have to have the ability to rewrite the laws of the universe to pull this off...sorry, just not gonna happen.

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    55. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      You're welcome and I so appreciate this as so often I get flamed for being Mr. Master of The Obvious and poking gentle fun at the "Let's just legislate/wish into existence behavior/physics/you name it"

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    56. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      It could be a holographic universe. Or an n-dimensional one, Or a fixed-dimensional one. But 2+2, it's four... no matter what.

      Saying "Well MAYBE there is a universe where the rules of mass, velocity, force, etc. don't follow the formulas they do in THIS universe, but that's wishful thinking again. On any given star in our galaxy, these equations are going to be the same. And most likely anything in the Hubble Deep Field...

      Are there boundary condition events we can't define/explain? Certainly. But none of these conditions have been replicated in a controlled environment, and we know that the brain doesn't have the greatest memory, and is easily fooled.

      Now if you want to talk about things that math isn't written for yet - like where that pesky electron is going to pop into existence next, yeah, we don't know squat. But this is a discussion about space travel, okay? We're talking about moving an object that has mass from one place to another. Those rules are going to be the same everywhere in the known universe or the system just doesn't work. You can "Well what if there's a place where gravity is reversed, and things fall up?" and I will say "the keyword in your statement is IF...

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    57. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Nothing physical is governed by the laws of mathematics, which are completely abstract.

      It does turn out that physical laws are such that mathematical models of them work as precisely as we can measure. I can imagine Universes in which that wouldn't work (say, fundamentally magical Universes).

      We also don't know all the physical laws yet, and we know we don't know. For all I know, there is some way of going FTL that we just don't know about yet. I don't currently see how that could be possible, and I actually doubt it, but I can't rule it out.

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    58. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The rules of mass, velocity, and force have changed over the past 115 years. They in fact don't follow the formulas we thought governed them in 1900. I'm not confident we'll still be using the same formulas in 2130.

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    59. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      This galaxy is frippin' BIG. Even with practical FTL, it could take a long time for an intelligent species to spread through the galaxy, and it's plausible that such an advanced civilization wouldn't really be interested in what happened on planets.

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    60. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      For all I know, there is some way of going FTL that we just don't know about

      I agree with you there. Space can probably be bent in some way, something is clearly happening around black holes that's beyond our view/understanding. But in nature if I stack 2 of THIS and 2 of THAT I have a stack of four things. It all comes down to math... If you were trying to communicate with an alien, math would be the best place to start.

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    61. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      This galaxy is frippin' BIG. Even with practical FTL, it could take a long time for an intelligent species to spread through the galaxy

      Time is also big.

      If it takes 1000 years on average to colonise and develop a new planetary system to the point where it's willing and able to spin off its own colonies, and each successful colony produces just one child colony every thousand years (allowing for failed colonies, colonies that don't further colonisation, etc), it would take just 38 thousand years to colonise all 200 billion stars in this galaxy.

      Even allowing for a practical limit of 1% of the speed of light, if it is even possible to reach another star system, you can colonise the entire galaxy in just a few million years.

      If just one civilisation in the last few billion years had a culture of colonisation even a fraction as much as humans do, the entire galaxy would have been colonised, even without FTL. And colonised repeatedly, in thousands of waves, exploiting every niche. We simply wouldn't have had a chance to exist.

      and it's plausible that such an advanced civilization wouldn't really be interested in what happened on planets.

      All of them?

      Not a single faction from a single alien civilisation is interested in other early intelligences? We study dolphins and chimps. We study parrots and ravens. Hell, there are researchers who study ants, lichen, plankton...

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    62. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      it seems unreasonable to assume that a highly advanced civilization intent in colonization would invest the economic resources and risk the political or social resources to do so very distant to their own world when much closer, viable options are a possibility.

      However, after those first nearby colonies have developed, some of their population will have an economic, political, religious/etc interest in setting up their own colonies slightly further out. And some of those colonies will spawn others yet further out...

      Exactly as humans spread around the world by foot and canoe.

      And with FTL it would only take a few tens of thousands of years to expand through the entire galaxy, even if colonies developed fairly slowly (by human standards.) Without FTL it would only take a few tens of millions of years.

      [And realistically it would happen faster. Colonies which develop quickest are those more culturally likely to seed further colonies. And the fastest developing of those would be the first to seed the next round. The process would be self reinforcing. The culture of colonising would be amplified each round.]

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    63. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Did you ever see the Star Trek Voyager episode "Threshhold"? If not go look up Chuck at SF Debris and his review of that episode because the entire episode is about the crew doing something that is mathematically impossible and what's more the writers SAY its impossible...and THEN DO IT!

      But you should watch the video so you can just link to it when somebody starts the "in the fuuuture" BS because almost that entire video is nothing but explaining the difference between possible with improved tech and not possible at all. Its just amazing how few grasp the concept that there ARE limits to the universe and those limits simply cannot be broken, anymore than you can make 2+2=22, like going beyond absolute zero...you can't because absolute zero is the complete and total absence of energy and you can't go less than nothing!

      So please ignore the flames and keep it up, because IMHO the only thing worse than somebody completely ignorant is somebody that is knowing the lingo but doesn't understand the concept behind the words and its obvious that guy simply didn't understand the concept of light speed and there being an upper limit to how fast something can go, just saying "in the fuuuture" won't change how the universe works, no matter how many sexbots and flying cars there are.

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    64. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      the distances are so vast that it would take decades to get anywhere good which thanks to time dilation would mean when you got back tens of thousands of years would have passed.

      Hairyfeet, you have a failure of imagination.

      We've had decent medicine for a century and genetics for a half-century. What do you think our active life spans are going to be in 500 years time? Will we have some degree of effective suspended animation? Will we have the cultural maturity to build and operate a generation ship that will take 10 generations to get where it's going?

      None of these are ruled out by the laws of physics, even though they're science fiction at the moment.

      I sometimes gaze at the stars in wonder, and then cackle "Mine! All MINE!!"

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    65. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Genies give crap blow jobs. As any fule kno..

      However it would not break the laws of physics to discover that Barbara Eden give stupendous head, after nearly 70 years of practice and being able to take her false teeth out. And finding that out is a credible project. Cue the old Churchill-Astor joke about haggling over the price.

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    66. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      They are the same, everywhere in the Universe.

      Not even Einstein would have claimed that.

      I think that you need to go back and re-read your Einstein. In English translation if you desire. That is very exactly and explicitly what he does claim. The whole basis of relativity is that the laws of physics (particularly electrodynamics) are the same for all observers, in particular regardless of their state of motion.

      The debatability of this claim is, of course, precisely why he wasn't awarded the Nobel for Relativity. He got it for Brownian motion and the photoelectric effect, which most people have forgotten about, these decades.

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    67. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Of course there is a last option: aliens exist, have overcome lightspeed, but are for whatever reason uninterested in galactic colonization.

      Third reason : the aliens do exist ; aren't incommoded by FTL (long lives, they do have FTL transport, if not necessarily travelling FTL, hibernate ; multiple possible reasons) ; but they don't want to talk to us.

      [SOB! SNIFFLE!]

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    68. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by RockDoctor · · Score: 2

      it could take a long time for an intelligent species to spread through the galaxy,

      To a geologist, it's negligible.

      We've probably had control of fire for about a megayear. OK, we've gone through several species names in the time, but so what? In the first megayear after getting STL transport that averages 0.1c, we could fill the galaxy.

      We've got gigayears in front of us. Tens of them, before starting to need more exotic technologies.

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    69. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      In the first generation when they were flying along faster than light and fired photons as torpedoes... and you could see the light they made II quit trying to accept the science. There isn't any... Being a ham my favorite thing was "subspace radio" who's range was entirely determinant of the needs of the plot...

      But I disagree with one thing. Really smoking hot and dumber than a bag of hammers is preferable to knowing the lingo and not understanding the concepts. I'm sure we can all agree on this one exception.

      You might able to bend space for objects with little to no mass. Whether or not that's actually useful remains to be seen.

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    70. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how upset are you going to be to learn that we have negative temperatures because we bypassed zero completely?
      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yTeBUpR17Rw
      Saying that something is like (insert law we worked around) doesn't illustrate your point terribly well I'm afraid.

    71. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could take 1/40th of a Zirconium atom and make a transistor out of it. I don't know how to do it, but at least in principle it should be possible. Now taking 1/40th of a Hydrogen or Helium atom, that would be difficult...

    72. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      How so, David? Was not aware of this. Didn't learn this in college... Or are you talking about quantum rules here? Quantum rules don't apply to spaceships (Unless we're a particle of course)

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    73. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It's not just transit time. There's a LOT of stars in this galaxy, and expansion is going to be relatively slow. Depending on how much they like to probe outside their populated volume, it could take a long time to get around the galaxy.

      It's plausible that colonies will go on worlds, but not generally too far from developed worlds. It could take thousands of years from colonizing a world to making it attractive as a base for further colonization.

      Even so, the diameter of the galaxy is over 100K light-years, which means that 0.1c won't reach the end of the galaxy in a megayear. It's a big place.

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    74. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Sigh. Only off by an order of magnitude. I was seeing a 0 and a 1 and interpreting it as .01.

      How many gigayears we're going to have depends on what we do. Unless we do something about the Sun (and in a gigayear we may be able to do something about it), Earth is going to be uninhabitable.

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    75. Re: Paradoxes Be Damned by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      The exact numbers on "doing something about the Sun" are null. Long before the Sun becomes a problem, we should have comprehensive management of living in space. If only because bringing new supplies of $SUPPLY$ will cost more than recycling it. (Asserted, but I suspect true.) And once you can live in space, the possibility of generation ships becomes real.

      WHEN the Sun goes red giant, most of the Solar System population of hominids will just be able to move orbits. Unless some nostalgic people decide to bring in a replacement star.

      Now, how to do that without violating Newton? I'm working up a plan ...

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    76. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Dude serious watch the episode, its MST3K material. Sure with Star Trek you have to suspend disbelief but this reaches the level of parody! We are talking about an episode its own writer calls a POS, one where a ship manages to reach infinite velocity which causes the pilot to 1.- "Evolve" which involves, 2.- Losing the ability to breathe air, have hands with opposable thumbs, and finally "evolving" into a 3 foot salamander that crawls on its belly! And this is AFTER a member of the crew already has pointed out that infinite speed would require infinite power and that every known constant of the universe would have to be broken to pull that off!

      Again its the perfect example of the difference between "possible with new technology" and "not possible because the fundamental laws of the universe simply will not allow it" and even following ST rules it simply doesn't make any kind of sense, which is what makes it MST3K fodder.

      And I agree with the "smoking hot" if only because somebody using the lingo without understanding its meaning is an extra kind of irritating, like the gamer ID10T I had to deal with once that thought you could JBOD a bunch of shitty HDDs together and it would be faster than a Raptor because "duh you add the drives RPM and it comes to twice the 10K of the Raptor!"..../facepalm/

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    77. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      MST3K is ... my favorite show on earth. I am sad some of the original ones can never be shown again because of copyright.

      That's a great ID10T story. Right up there with INSERT INTO MyHugeTable (ID, Value) Values (SELECT MAX(ID)+1 From MyHugeTable, "Value") which I found on a table with one million rows when client asked why his website was so slow.

      Or the client who sent us a 76MB image of a well known football quarterback standing in front of the latest model of car - When we requested a Facebook app icon (16x16px). And when I said "That's not going to scale very well" they asked "Why not? We need and to be visible in the icon... And I'm too busy thinking WTF did THAT camera cost.... Probably more than I make in a year.

      But I digress... the most annoying is "Well, computers have doubled in speed the last 18 months, so {battery technology, solar panel output, gas mileage, speed of a fiber optic cable, data plan speed, you name it} will double in the next 18 months too.

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    78. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually computers are currently going backwards, yet another reason why I have no problem sticking with AMD. You look at the latest Intel chips and the MHz is dropping like a stone thanks to their chasing 0nm causing crazy current leakage and horrible yields. In yet again another perfect example of those that "know just enough to be dangerous" all I hear is "look at the IPC!" while ignoring the fact that if you have 2 cores that do 10 IPC and I have 8 cores that do 5 IPC and your clock is less than a fourth of mine? I still win. Sure you might use less power but when you are hooked to the mains who gives a fuck?

      But its nice to see we PC shops aren't the only ones dealing with ID10Ts. BTW that camera? May not have been that great as I've noticed camera manufacturers have caught on to the fact your "prosumer" (the dangerous in the camera world) have equated how big a RAW image you create with "quality" so I've seen 12MP cameras that create 50MB+ RAW files, why? "Because big RAW files is teh quality herpa de derp". Its no different than how shitty tablet makers are taking 4 Cortex 7 cores and calling it a quad, because they know that even though a dual core of the newer ARM cores will curbstomp it the users will just go by the numbers. Stupid is as stupid does I suppose.

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    79. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Yep. I am sure that picture... produced by a billion dollar agency for one of the big 3 automakers... cost the client upwards of six figures. Surely the most expensive Digital 6x9 Hasselblad money can buy. The resolution... was stunning, everything was absolutely perfect, the lighting, the sky, the facial expression, the shadows... it was absolutely stunning. I forget the actual dimensions of the thing, I remember it took PhotoShop a very long time to get it open... and you could zoom, and zoom, and zoom and it still looked great at monitor 72dpi respolution.

      It's the same story with web servers. On a web server you're most likely to run out of threads and sockets, not CPU, not memory, not disk... unless developers are very stupid. But the manufacturers would have you believe their super duper quad processor 16 core server with 64 GB of super fast memory and 17K SATA drives are going to support more users -- because the commodity mode web servers are down to $1500 each and there is little margin there... So the server sales guys, they make the most incredible statements... I laugh at them, mostly.

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    80. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh the PC world is ripe with that kind of shit, I had a moron that spent waaaaay too much money on the latest i3 and thought his magical IPC would somehow make up for the fact that he got 2 cores for the same price that I pay for 8. You can guess what happened when he ran the benches...curbstomped, and the hilarious part? He paid all that money for a dual core to use in a GAMING PC and is now finding a lot of games won't even install on a PC that reports MHz that low LOL.

      But if it was an automaker? I can see them going looney tune on the definition but look at it this way, sure that camera may have cost more than a new car but the fact they wanted you to make a "super duper ultra high res" 16x16 thumbnail...man that's priceless LOL!

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    81. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Thanks and I am so not surprised. It's been an enjoyable conversation, thanks.

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    82. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      However, relativity does apply for fast spaceships, or if you can make really accurate measurements. Einstein published in 1905. Before that, while much of the math was in place, people didn't realize how they really applied.

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    83. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Agreed but such an understanding is certainly beyond the scope/purview of most of the discussion here :-) Thanks for an interesting discussion.

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    84. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of all the fun in the past where various people or groups have tried to legislate pi.

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    85. Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we could also work on a spaceship that instead of propelling itself through the universe, remained stationary and moved the universe around it.

      And we can call the universe warping mode "The Paradigm Shift".

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  38. Earth to idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They is plural, woman is singular! The plural of woman is women!

  39. A physics paper written in MS Word??? by halfdan+the+black · · Score: 1

    You expect me to take a paper, especially a physics written in MS Word seriously. Sorry, lost all credibility when a physicist can't even figure out LaTeX.

  40. Warp drives, wormholes by byrdfl3w · · Score: 1

    If there is life out there, surely some of it has progressed to levels of technological innovation far beyond our wildest imaginings. Even if we cannot reach them in any meaningful timespan, perhaps they can reach us. I remember a story once about a ship on a five year mission to seek out new life and civilizations.. Would not any advanced society with the technological capability do the same? Great story. They really should have made a tv show or a movie about it.

    1. Re:Warp drives, wormholes by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      The flight was cancelled after 3 years, so even traveling at the speed of light, it wouldn't have gotten to us if it had started from Proxima Centauri.

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    2. Re:Warp drives, wormholes by byrdfl3w · · Score: 1

      Good point :) However I was speaking of such fanciful ideas as warp or wormhole technology, thought engines we have envisioned, that may well exist in some form or another in a galaxy far, far away.. It appears to me that this one-way deal would be the only possibility for contact with intelligent alien life, as we lack these completely theoretical transport capabilities, and most likely will destroy ourselves long before the realization of such ideas. Which saddens me a little, as I was hoping to meet a nice Vulcan equivalent hottie one day.

    3. Re:Warp drives, wormholes by dwye · · Score: 1

      as I was hoping to meet a nice Vulcan equivalent hottie one day.

      And only mate with her once every seven years.

    4. Re:Warp drives, wormholes by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Well at least you presumably wouldn't have to worry about a condom because of that whole "inter-species breeding can at best produce sterile offspring" thing that Star Trek always seems to be ignoring.

      Wait...hmm.

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    5. Re:Warp drives, wormholes by byrdfl3w · · Score: 1

      Just like my married friends!

  41. Probably Not...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering our existence is mathematically impossible to happen by chance, I'm going to go with probably not.

    1. Re:Probably Not...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Kerra Kim Phospher's first law of metaphysics: "Nothing unreal exists"

      By that definition, everything and nothing happens by chance, depending on your perspective.

  42. how far away can we detect life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we should estimate the diameter of the sphere within which we could detect life on another planet and then estimate the probability that there is life within that sphere. For example, give our best technology what is the furthest distance would be able to detect life on earth? How many stars like our sun are in that sphere? How long would it take for seti to rule out each of those stars?

  43. What do you mean not nearby? by sconeu · · Score: 0

    According to various news organizations that shall remain nameless, aliens are here right now, taking away our jerbs!!!

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  44. Coincidence or a factor? by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The fact that we are in a small galactic cluster, per typical cluster, suggests its small size has protected us from being visited or invaded. If we had evolved in a medium or large cluster, the most likely case otherwise due to density, then perhaps we'd have encountered ET's by now. ET's are less likely to visit & colonize sparse clusters because it's too far to travel for too few resources.

    Copernican Principle and Anthropic Principle would suggest that some factor is involved to "keep us out" of denser clusters, where probability would otherwise place us. The boondocks are protecting us. Nobody is bothering us because we are stellar rednecks hidden in the difficult-to-reach woods.

    1. Re:Coincidence or a factor? by lindseyp · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's the point. We're talking about the likelyhood of meeting something in our own galaxy, which would be far more likely than from another galaxy.

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    2. Re:Coincidence or a factor? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Why would that be the case?

  45. Hypothetical Explanations to Fermi Paradox by SolipsismalCat · · Score: 1

    Some of the hypothetical explanations to the Fermi paradox seem more plausible to me than the idea that we are not yet within reach of communicating with extraterrestrial life.

    For example:
    It is the nature of intelligent life to destroy itself
    We're not listening properly
    Intelligent life tends to experience a technological singularity
    They choose not to interact with us
    Earth is deliberately not contacted (the zoo hypothesis)
    They are here unobserved

  46. What is kind of cool and sad by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    Is that there is likely life on some of the planets around the stars we see in the night sky, but we will likely never know for sure.

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  47. No Virginia, there are no Space Aliens by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 2

    Humans have been extending their perceptual capabilities for centuries. What do you think a telescope, electron microscope, or mass spectrometer are? We've detected dark matter in other galaxies and as far as we can tell it barely interacts with normal matter. We've detected neutrinos. We've detected Kuiper Belt objects by the thousands. Goldfish may not be able to understand these extra-philial intelligences, but they can sure as hell see them.

    Every species on the planet does this on a continuum of consciousness.. perceiving the less sentient, but blind to the nature of the more advanced.

    Mystical bullshit. For one thing, in purely biological terms there is no such thing as "more advanced".

    ...beyond the perceptual capacities of the vast majority of humans.

    Except for you obviously, you special snowflake you, and presumably all those other people claiming to channel alien intelligences.

    Please take your "Ancient Aliens" garbage somewhere else. The Drake Equation is arguably bad science; you don't even meet that bar.

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    1. Re:No Virginia, there are no Space Aliens by Anonanonaon · · Score: 1

      Oooh. Somebody's feeling threatened.

      Spit and sputter all you like, but you're not even close to the top of the foodchain.

      You'll learn the long way around. Assuming, of course, you even have a soul. If you don't then, well... I'm typing to a windup toy with a definite shelf life. -Which would go some distance in explaining your threat response.

    2. Re:No Virginia, there are no Space Aliens by dywolf · · Score: 1

      you do realize that the things you mention that we've detected are million even billions of years old right?

      why does an alien civilization have to be dramatically older than us?
      what if they're only a little older than us?
      there is the problem of transit time to be considered.

      so if they're anything close to us in age it will still be thousand, millions, or even billions of years before we detect their emissions, or vice versa.
      or stated another way, any alien emissions we DO detect are likely to be many millions of years old.

      what do you think the odds are that civilization still existing?
      what do you think the odds are of our civilization still existing by the time our emissions are detected?

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  48. Welcome to the Actual Universe by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slow down there, buckwheat.

    The speed of light is a universal constant, and it doesn't actually make much sense to talk about exceeding it. You break causality and travel backwards in time. If you are sure that these problems can be overcome you have no idea what the problem is. Relativity is a description of the geometry of the universe, and explicitly covers what happens if you try to go really fast. It has been verified to a ridiculous number of decimal places. What you're talking about is equivalent to talking about exceeding the Planck constant or the fine structure constant.

    Science fiction is easier and more fun to read than science, but you should probably spend some time reading about this universe, because you're gonna be here for a while.

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    1. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Talking out of your ass, are you? GR not verified to "ridiculous number of decimal places", try about 0.3% or so.

      We already know GR is incomplete at best, if not totally bad model. We have no model of quantum mechanics that reconciles with GR

    2. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 2

      Citation needed for .3%

      You'll note that "a ridiculous number of decimal places" is extremely non-specific and could as easily describe .3% as 3 * 10^-17%. However, I was intentionally vague because there's a variety of effects described by Relativity which have been measured in different ways at different times with differing accuracy. A simple number (like 0.3%) is simply wrong without further context. QED probably takes the prize for the most precisely-tested theory ever, but Relativity still qualifies as one of the most well-tested theories ever. Calling it a "bad model" is deeply ignorant.

      Relativity is incomplete, in ways that have nothing to do with mass/energy or information exceeding c. On that point it is in agreement with QM.

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    3. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The speed of light is a universal constant, and it doesn't actually make much sense to talk about exceeding it.

      That may be. In fact, sadly, it's probably true.

      You break causality and travel backwards in time.

      Yes and no, respectively. Causality is the evidence that time is fixed. But you still wouldn't travel backwards in time. Going faster than light would only permit you to get to someplace before a distant observer saw the results, and change what happened. That breaks causality (as you say) because the distant observer who was watching you arrive would have always have had to have seen that, but you could have discussed what they saw with them before you left, before you got there, and before they saw what happened. But regardless of how fast you travel, you still can't go back in time. What happened on some other planet right now will still have happened, no matter how rapidly you get there. Even if you got there instantaneously, you would still be there right now, and never before now.

      Of course, that itself doesn't mean time travel is impossible, either! Causality may not be as fixed as we believe it to be! From our standpoint, we would never have experienced it in the way that we would have if history played out the same way every time. I don't actually believe this, I think that things happen just once, but it's still worth mentioning that if causality is self-repairing, then our memories would be congruent with the updated form of reality. Time travel by going really fast, however, that is impossible. The light that we see is not the event itself, it's simply how we perceive it. If you sped up light itself so that it went faster than light, you wouldn't perceive stuff that hadn't happened yet! You'd only perceive stuff closer to the time of the actual event than you would if light had been moving at the same old speed as usual.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      We already know GR is incomplete at best, if not totally bad model. We have no model of quantum mechanics that reconciles with GR

      Both have been used for practical purposes now, so either they are both bad models, or they are both good models.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      But regardless of how fast you travel, you still can't go back in time.

      Just pull the same trick again, now that you're far away, and the distant observer is *past you*. Now you're talking to yourself in the past. Then actually go to past you. Keep doing the trick as you approach to make your past self observe you in a causality violating way.

      Even if you got there instantaneously, you would still be there right now, and never before now.

      This is a vacuous statement. The word "now" doesn't have a global meaning in this context. Simultaneity does not exist in an absolute sense -- going there "instantly" can't possibly mean you're there "right now" because "right now" is a property of your current position, and you just said that you changed position.

      The light that we see is not the event itself, it's simply how we perceive it.

      It's not about the light itself. Information propagates at the same speed as light does. In other words, central to the theory of relativity is the idea that *the actual event* propagates at the speed of light, not just our perception of such. This is why the word "now" is ill-defined in relativistic terms, and simultaneity does not exist.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...

    6. Re: Welcome to the Actual Universe by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      3 decimal places is pretty damn ridiculous! Best joke I've heard all week.

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    7. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Simultaneity does not exist in an absolute sense

      Nonsense. That idea was blown away when we discovered that time comes in discrete quantum units, at least as viewed from our position in reality. The door is now open for everything in the universe to happen in lock step.

      Information propagates at the same speed as light does

      Which is evidence for C being a hard limit anywhere physics behaves the same as it does in all the places we've looked so far.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    8. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In other words, you don't believe in Special Relativity. You are assuming that there is an absolute time.

      Let's try a thought experiment. We're in spaceships going in opposite directions so it looks to me like time is half-speed on your ship, and of course my time looks like it's going half-speed on yours. When we pass, we tune our ansibles so we can communicate with each other instantaneously (whatever that means).

      An hour later, I spill my drink into the main computer, and I want to have known to watch out for that. I send you a message telling you what a doofus I was. Since as far as I can tell half an hour has elapsed for you, I can only assume that you'll get the message after half an hour has passed.

      So, you've been going half an hour, and you get a message about me being clumsy. You compose a snarky reply and send it. Now, since my time is passing at half-speed (from your viewpoint), I of course receive your message fifteen minutes after we passed, or forty-five minutes before I sent it.

      This holds for all FTL as long as Special Relativity holds.

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    9. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In other words, you don't believe in Special Relativity. You are assuming that there is an absolute time.

      Since we discovered a quantum unit of time, yes, yes I do. And thus, the rest of thus conversation is a waste of time. I believe that things happen when they happen, and that you can't go back to before they happened. It doesn't matter where you are in the universe or how fast you are going when something happens, it still happens at the same time. No matter how fast you're going, the light from the digital clock next to the person who did a thing will always say the same thing when they are seen to perform a different action. The only thing that changes is when you perceive it. If you could travel faster than light, then you could perceive that event before someone further away could perceive it, and you could outpace the news and give it to them before they would ordinarily have received it, but you still can't get there before the thing happened, because it has already happened.

      Likewise, I can't tell you about a drink being spilled before I spill it, it doesn't matter how fast we are going in relation to one another, or to any other point. If I can travel faster than light, then I can tell you about it over the radio, and then I can travel faster than light and tell you about it before you get the radio message, but causality isn't even involved in this scenario because news of the event is not the event. The event happened whether you become aware of it or not. Your awareness is not a key component. Or if it is, we're probably all living in a computer simulation, and then time certainly works in a very boring, linear, granular fashion.

      So, I've been going an hour, and I get a message about you being clumsy. But you already spilled your drink. It doesn't matter at which rate time is passing from my viewpoint. That only affects how long after you spill your drink it takes for me to get your message. The messages never arrive before your drink is spilled, and causality is not even involved. Time moving at half speed can obviously never result in information arriving before an event. Only time moving at negative speed can do that, and it doesn't do that as far as we can tell so far. Half of one isn't negative one-half, it's one-half.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    10. Re: Welcome to the Actual Universe by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Hey, I can do three decimal places with my slide rule. At least toward the left-hand end.

    11. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by mcswell · · Score: 1

      "we discovered that time comes in discrete quantum units": we did? Citation?

    12. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "we discovered that time comes in discrete quantum units": we did? Citation?

      Sorry, can't find it right now, could have sworn we discussed it here though. I will keep an eye out. Best I could find on short notice is some theories which demand it to reconcile QM with GR

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    13. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and no, respectively. Causality is the evidence that time is fixed. But you still wouldn't travel backwards in time.

      I wish the mods would stop marking crap like this up. If you are able to travel superluminally, then there must exist a reference frame where you arrive before you leave. That's time travel.

    14. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A quantum of time? What would that be? A Planck time length? That's not necessarily a quantum. Chronon (as defined by one of several people)? Unproven at best.

      And what would time quanta have to do with absolute time? Why would you expect everything to be on the same time quantum, particularly when things like particle half-lives vary with velocity as we'd expect?

      Special Relativity is a very clear and simple theory. We test it constantly in particle accelerators, and have made a very large number of confirming observations. Why would you want to throw it out the window?

      Nor do I understand what the digital clock next to somebody has to do with anything. Obviously, an event will have its own time in its own frame of reference, and that can be observed from other frames of reference. You don't get any effects without at least two events.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    15. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      You're confusing special and general relativity. For GR test look at precession of Mercury orbit, or Gravity Probe B's geodetic effect (0.5% agreement with GR) or frame dragging (19%), or gravitational lensing (3%)

    16. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Did you read the link? And are you actually arguing that GR is lax enough to permit FTL or is this just a numerical accuracy dick-measuring contest?

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    17. Re:Welcome to the Actual Universe by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Yes I do read the articles. Actually, there are solutions to GR for going faster than light in the universe by moving a region of space with matter in it, by the way. FTL absolutely NOT forbidden by GR (it is by SR)

  49. You keep using that word "calculation"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not think it means what you think it means.

    It's an offense against math to call something "calculation" or an "equation" when the number and character of the paramaters are guesses extracted from the posterior of a wishful-thinker and the numeric values pluggged-in to said "equation" are mostly pure guesses designed to achieve a result that aligns with the reasearch paper somebody is writing.

    "The Drake Equation" is, and always was, a sad joke played upon people who are desperate to find alien life. For some people (myself included), alien life if found would be extremely interesting and probably exciting (in either a good way or a very bad way) but for some people the SETI project and related work is a religion and "space aliens" are their substitutes for angels (usually such people substitute "the universe" for "God"). For these people the aliens they imagine and hope for nearly exactly replace traditional angels: They are messengers imparting higher knowledge and wisdom, and highlighting man's shortcomings, often aided by super-technology (a substitute for magical or divine powers). It has always interested me that the people desperately seeking alien life never are afraid to find it and never presume that such life, if more advanced than us, would be hostile to us and seek to destroy us. People who substitute aliens for angels seem quite inclined to play with numbers to support their beliefs just as a tiny minority of religious people slip into numerology.

  50. The realization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this man just proved that his career as an astrobiologist is going to be very boring.

  51. What difference would it make if we were "it"? by mark-t · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A lot of people seem so incredulous at the very notion that as far as intelligent life goes (that is, an organism capable of questioning its surroundings and its very existence), human beings are "it". Many suggest that it should be mathematically improbable for such a thing, and yet in reality, we only have a sample size of 1,and have absolutely no way to know how likely such life may actually be anywhere else. Neither, of course, do we have any particular reason to conclude that we *are* actually alone in the universe, but the reality is that if such life didn't actually exist anywhere else, absolutely nothing in our world would be changed by such a revelation, if it were possible to ever know that for certain.

    If uniqueness can exist in a domain like mathematics, where actual infinities can be encountered and explained, it seems vastly more likely that in a universe that is quite clearly of finite age, uniqueness would be that much more common.

    1. Re:What difference would it make if we were "it"? by Ramze · · Score: 2

      This is the crux of the "intelligent life out there" argument. We literally have no idea how probable intelligent, industrialized life is to develop - even on planets proven to have life and what time scale or necessary events must take place for it to arise. Apes likely became intelligent on Earth because of extreme changes in habitats and multiple near-extinction events which forced survivors to adapt and adopt tool use to compete and thrive. Maybe such evolutionary pressures are rare, and maybe species that endure them find other survival methods or simply go extinct. Animals only need to be "smart enough" to survive and breed. It may take extraordinary events to push them into an arms race for intelligence to better control and shape their environment.

      I personally think life is common - as its components are common, and many chemical reactions necessary for life can happen with a solvent (water) and energy (sunlight) without life. I think intelligent life capable of spaceflight is exceedingly rare. Dolphins, dinosaurs, parrots, and octopus rarely dreamed of space flight, I think.

      Life may exist nearly everywhere that conditions allow - as it likely spontaneously came from natural chemical reactions on Earth (or was seeded from another world where it spontaneously came into being), there's no reason to believe it's not a natural event itself which is likely to occur wherever it can given enough time. To say that such life would evolve into an intelligent, tool-using being capable of interstellar communication or even interplanetary flight is quite another issue entirely.

      From an evolutionary perspective, intelligence may be highly overrated.

  52. Plug this into your Drake equation by TropicalCoder · · Score: 1

    The Tissint meteorite fell in Tata Province, in the Guelmim-Es Semara region of Morocoo, on 18 July 2011. It broke apart in the atmosphere and rained material on to Earth, with several pieces being recovered and some being sold. It is also only the fifth Martian meteorite to be seen falling to Earth by eyewitnesses - the last being in 1962. Tissint had been ejected from the surface of Mars 700,000 years ago when an asteroid struct the surface. Of most interest is the sign of certain elements being carried into cracks in the rocks by water fluid, which has never been seen in a Martian meteorite before. Dr Philippe Gillet, director of EPFL's Earth and Planetary Sciences Laboratory, and colleagues from China, Japan and Germany performed a detailed analysis of organic carbon found in the meteorite. They concluded that it very likely had a biological origin. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci...

  53. living on a space-ship by arnero · · Score: 1

    The goal of space exploration is to flee from super-novae. Humans become nomads again. Mostly living on space-ship, moving far below c, using fusion energy, communication using radio waves, developing A.I.. It will not allow us to reach outer pulsars, but in the long time will spread us across the galaxy until all stars die. Did not RTFA.

  54. Life is probably everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm rather confident that the laws of nature make it so that abiogenesis happens given enough time and favorable conditions. However, the transformation from single cellular to real multi-cellular (not the prokaryotic kind) is probably extremely rare, e.g. on Earth it took like 3 billion years. And then there's the likelihood of life evolving towards high intelligence.. I don't think the chances of that happening are very great either.

  55. Greetings Earthings! by Grindalf · · Score: 1

    I am allowed to tell you this! The human Amri Wandel knows too much! Our saucer battalions are inbound to teach this puny earthing and his big mouth a lesson that he will never forget! We will give him a strange slightly hallucinogenic UFO experience that he can't explain, undermining his credibility as a scientist! You have been warned! I can say no more ...

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  56. Obligatory SMBC by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 1

    I mention this because what if we went to another planet in search of intelligent life and found something like an octopus? How would we communicate with them? My guess is by cooking them, and then eating them.

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1733

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  57. math just as valid as the drake equation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems far too pessimistic and why would we believe that a life bearing planet wouldn't have intelligent life? This planet does.

    I'd say 6ly for nearest habitable planet (around a red dwarf) and 50ly for the nearest civilization. I base this on the fact that most stars have rocky planets.

  58. Not so crazy by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    A space anchor. I have thought of it before.

    The universe is expanding. Everything in it is moving around. Were one to somehow achieve stationary stature relative to the rest of the universe, presumably things would just fly by you and you would not need to exert effort at all.

    How you might maneuver to someplace you want to go might be a bit of a problem. Possibly using space grapples or something like that to time points of stationary stature VS resuming spatial influences.

    Specifically how one does that might be a bit troublesome, but an interesting thought problem. However without something analogous to wind, you would be forever just going with the tide, or in generally one direction as to where things are moving for you. How you get back might be a bit of an issue.

  59. Density is the right word. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Space is not, by it's very nature and name. Couple that by being very big (vast understatement).

    So yes, their very well might be life all over the place (relatively speaking), however baring some magic technology and revolutionary understanding of the basic principles of the universe, we'll never meet, see, or communicate with them in any way.

  60. What about moons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We still don't have proof that there isn't other life in our own solar system on some of they many moons. And yet we are writing an "equation" that implies such?

    People really need to learn to use the phrase: "We don't know yet."

  61. Useless math reminder by johncandale · · Score: 1

    This is your reminder all these formulas are useless because they rely on assumptions in the math. You can just as easily "proof" the opposite.

  62. Re:Astrobiologist by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    It would help if we knew what consciousness actually is, psychologically.

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  63. OT Re:Paradoxes Be Damned by sysrammer · · Score: 1

    "That's a great ID10T story. Right up there with INSERT INTO MyHugeTable (ID, Value) Values (SELECT MAX(ID)+1 From MyHugeTable, "Value") which I found on a table with one million rows when client asked why his website was so slow. "

    I see almost exactly this in a newly mis-behaving app that I have to deal with. The table in question has grown very large. It bothered me when I saw it the logic. I don't have great SQL chops, but this kind of logic only works well with a serial column, right, as the DBMS will track the highest assigned value? If not, then the thing has to do index or table scans to find the value in each invocation.

    CMIIW

    thx, sr

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