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In North Korea, Hackers Are a Handpicked, Pampered Elite

HughPickens.com writes: Ju-Min Park and James Pearson report at Reuters that despite its poverty and isolation, North Korea has poured resources into a sophisticated cyber-warfare cell called Bureau 121, staffed by some of the most talented, and rewarded, people in North Korea, handpicked and trained from as young as 17. "They are handpicked," says Kim Heung-kwang, a former computer science professor in North Korea who defected to the South in 2004. "It is a great honor for them. It is a white-collar job there and people have fantasies about it." The hackers in Bureau 121 were among the 100 students who graduate from the University of Automation each year after five years of study. Over 2,500 apply for places at the university, which has a campus in Pyongyang, behind barbed wire.

According to Jang Se-yul, who studied with them at North Korea's military college for computer science, the Bureau 121 unit comprises about 1,800 cyber-warriors, and is considered the elite of the military. As well as having salaries far above the country's average, they are often gifted with good food, luxuries and even apartments. According to John Griasafi, this kind of treatment could be expected for those working in the elite Bureau. "You'd have to be pretty special and well trusted to even be allowed on email in North Korea so I have no doubt that they are treated well too." Pyongyang has active cyber-warfare capabilities, military and software security experts have said. In 2013, tens of thousands of computers were made to malfunction, disrupting work at banks and television broadcasters in South Korea. "In North Korea, it's called the Secret War," says Jang.

102 comments

  1. Hackers Are Pampered by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >> In North Korea, Hackers Are a Handpicked, Pampered Elite

    Which means $3K/year, 1600 calories a day?

    1. Re: Hackers Are Pampered by itsphilip · · Score: 1

      Again, relative

    2. Re: Hackers Are Pampered by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      1600 calories is close to starvation whether or not other people are chomping 3500 or getting 1000.

      Relative schmelative.

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    3. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Informative

      >> In North Korea, Hackers Are a Handpicked, Pampered Elite

      Which means $3K/year, 1600 calories a day?

      Actually, the majority of the food aid sent to North Korea by aid agencies gets redirected and distributed to its military. Given that these are military positions, that's what they'll be eating. Nice eh?

    4. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Kjella · · Score: 1

      When the average person makes maybe $400/year and the elite gets access to many goods through official rationing that are otherwise black market only, then yes. It's enough to have servants and all sorts of expensive personal services you can't afford on $30k in the US.

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    5. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by xaotikdesigns · · Score: 1

      Remember when Kim Jong Il was given the giant rabbits that he was supposed to raise and breed to solve the countries hunger problem, and he just cooked them all for his birthday?

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    6. Re: Hackers Are Pampered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're a woman, you're losing weight.

      If you're a man, you're starving. 3000 KCals a day bro, eat damnit.

    7. Re: Hackers Are Pampered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah bro, did you see the Pacquiao fight bro? It was intense, bro.

    8. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by paiute · · Score: 1

      Hungry people revolt. Starving people do as they are told.

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    9. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      No. The only way to remember that is to read Fox.

      http://www.foxnews.com/story/2...

      And even they make pretty clear it was baseless speculation.

      Szmolinsky said he suspected that his rabbits, which grow to the size of dogs and can weigh more than 22 pounds, were eaten at a birthday banquet for Kim Jong-Il, the North Korean leader, although he emphasized that he had no evidence of this.

      The North Korean Embassy in Berlin denied that the rabbits were dead. A spokesman said that they were being used for a breeding program, and had not been eaten. He added that no one at the embassy had contacted Szmolinsky.

      He made an off the cuff remark, had no proof, and the "news" ran with his story, because, "lol North Korea."

      Then, in 2010, more details emerged:

      http://www.rfa.org/english/new...

      She said the intended breeding program had run into difficulties once the German-bred outsize rabbits arrived in the isolated Stalinist state, where some sectors of the population still face malnutrition.

      To ensure the successful expansion of the giant rabbit population, rabbit cross-breeding and species hybridization were needed, Lee said.

      But many female rabbits failed to get pregnant, and of the rabbit kittens that were born, many were deformed, she added.

      There's simply nothing that says the seed rabbits were simply eaten. They only sell for a couple hundred bucks each. If you wanted to eat them (they ARE for eating, you know) they could have bought them and eaten them. Creating a fake plan to buy 16 discounted ones just to eat them is nuts -- more than KJ-II nuts.

    10. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Two western movies / year and 1/4 a hair cut (half that of the leader)?

    11. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      It was a stupid idea, anyway. You don't breed (relatively) large animals to feed a starving population since the food they'd consume to grow large would be much more efficiently distributed directly to the starving people.

    12. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      'cept rabbits can eat stuff you can't. Straw for example.

      Similar to why some areas in the world really do have to raise cattle or goats. There's nothing else that will grow there a human can eat. (then there's http://www.ted.com/talks/allan...)

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    13. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      True, but only relevant to North Korea if "free" straw is plentiful. Though really, it's hay that rabbits need to thrive. Straw is basically the leftover shafts of harvested grains, which doesn't have near the nutrients of hay.

      To get lots of straw you'd need lots of grain crops, anyway, so they'd have lots of food. And to get what you you really need, hay, you need to harvest the crops before they seed, so you are basically giving it to the rabbits instead of the people.

    14. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      I was using straw in a general sense hoping people would abstract â

      Ok. Let's say any high cellulose greenery of which the natural world is full.

      Last I checked, North Korea is not, in fact nothing but bare rock.

      Things rabbits can eat that humans will extract little to no nutrients from:
      twigs/bark
      grass
      leaves
      thistles/weeds

      Here's the thing.
      North Korea actually should be able to feed itself. It is profoundly disfunctional due to its political system and therefore, well, full of wild stuff.

      Rabbits can eat that. So, unless the rabbits ate the country to the ground (unlikely with hungry people around), at least there'd be *some* source of food out there that doesn't require intensive agriculture.

      But, yeah, even if North Korea wasn't any good for farming, there'd still be tons of stuff for a rabbit to eat.

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    15. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      I agree that there could be some human-inedible plant material some animals like rabbit could be fed. But that is SO FAR from being an agricultural industry capable of feeding the masses that it's totally irrelevant to any large (25M+) underfed population like North Korea. It's a simple fact (not my opinion - I love meat - I smoked a rabbit just last month and it was great) if you are looking to adequately feed a large population, animal agriculture is just not efficient.

      But, yeah, even if North Korea wasn't any good for farming, there'd still be tons of stuff for a rabbit to eat.

      "A" rabbit, sure. 25 million rabbits (or whatever it would take to be meaningful to that population - probably more), doubtful.

    16. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      I contemplated working out the surface area of north korea, estimating amount of available plant matter.
      Then maybe doing simulations on just how much a typical poverty stricken family might have access to assuming that there wasn't some thug there preventing access...

      Then I realised that I really just didn't care enough.
      So, fine, whatever, maybe you're right. You're operating pretty heavily on assertions though.
      Rabbits have been a fine food source in places like France for a very long time though, and a good source of protein if indeed all you have is grass and twigs.

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    17. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After you deforest all your hills (North Korea is quite mountainous) you'll get floods and soil erosion that will, besides impoverishing and killing lots of people, heavily disrupt the agriculture. I very much doubt you'd come out ahead in food production.

    18. Re:Hackers Are Pampered by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Rabbits have been a fine food source in places like France for a very long time

      An *occasional* supplemental protein source for families who already get enough calories, I agree. But not a significant cure for *starvation*! If you are staving are you going to grow your own alfalfa, etc, then spend time breeding, raising, etc rabbits for meat? Or just hope whatever vegetable matter you grew was enough to keep your kids from dying before your rabbits?

      And not that hard to research, and kind of interesting (again, because I would like to see more rabbit in the US, but it's WAY more expensive and risky (in terms of yield, weight, mortality, etc) than *chicken* to mass produce.

      http://modernfarmer.com/2013/0...

  2. Sounds familiar by evanh · · Score: 1

    An intelligence agency maybe?

  3. Do they get laid? by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    "North Korea reports increased imports of Fedoras as legions of self-styled hackers flood the state to compete for tech jobs."

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  4. all that and Email, too? by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    what a life, man.

  5. University of Automation fight song.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rally sons of Automation: Code is our infatuation,
    We stare at black and green
    Rah, rah, for Glorious Nation
    We will invade every machine,
    We bend the internet to our will
    We will ne'er forget her
    And will cheer her ever
    Loyal to Kim Jung Ill

  6. From as young as 17? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, those were my prime hacking years. If I was getting started that late, I wouldn't be any good until I was 30.

    1. Re:From as young as 17? by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Man, those were my prime hacking years. If I was getting started that late, I wouldn't be any good until I was 30.

      I started late as well (30 something) I was learning assemble language on the TRS-80 3, The AmigA while a great system stopped me cold (no programs, even the basic was very broken).

      I tried to get my son to learn hacking or at the least assemble language he had no interest.

      So tried hard, failed due to the system I was using.

  7. A more glamorous NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This sounds no different from intelligence agencies in the western world. However, we're going to sensationalize it because it's happening in a country we don't like.

  8. Mostly done. Mostly. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When you are an oppressed society like this, or communist in general, it is in your interest, and the benefit of your family, to work hard to make Dear Leader's country look good on an international stage.

    The Eastern Bloc countries and the Soviet Union used to let Olympic athletes keep goodies from the West, like radios and blue jeans. If they brought home gold, especially in premier events like women's figure skating or pairs, that meant massively upgraded family apartments assigned to you, or even a resort dachau, like the higher ups get.

    Can you imagine the hellish pressure on such young people?

    This was a perverse aping of capitalism, but without any real economcic freedom.

    There is a lot more to freedom than freedom of speech, if concern for the general welfare is your shining ideal. Give up on command and control.

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  9. Great for South Korean IT by SmegTheLight · · Score: 2

    1) Big win for South Korean IT departments - You can always blame any failures/problems on the elite North Korean hackers !
    2) Big win for US security firms selling all kinds of 'Cyber Warfare' defence systems.
    3) Just as likely to be bullshit propaganda (see point 1 and 2).

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    1. Re:Great for South Korean IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Easier to just disconnect North Korea.

    2. Re:Great for South Korean IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd probably have to cut China. Western mega corps wouldn't allow it.

  10. /. hacked: Read all about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "'Sign in with LinkedIn' spoof allows baddies to penetrate Slashdot, NASDAQ.com and more http://www.theregister.co.uk/2...

    1. Re:/. hacked: Read all about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could just create a /. account and sign in but that would be kind of unsportsmanlike.

  11. Anyone else by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    Read that as University Of Automatons?

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    1. Re:Anyone else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The graduates of that school are eligible to apply for the Adjustment Bureau.

  12. Movie Time! by jtara · · Score: 2

    And free movies!

  13. Cut them off from the rest of the world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Um, can we as a world community, just cut the cables to N. Korea and then the only hacking they can do is internal to their country?

    1. Re:Cut them off from the rest of the world? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Um, can we as a world community, just cut the cables to N. Korea and then the only hacking they can do is internal to their country?

      And how is that in the interests of the PRC exactly? Or are you suggesting we do the same thing for mainland China?

      What gets me is that anyone who is part of this hacking elite has to be allowed access to the Internet... which means they're going to know what the rest of the world is really like. Seems to me like this would be a good hunting ground for tech companies in the PRC, assuming that this team as a whole is actually any good at what it does. Having to start from scratch at age 17 puts them at a bit of a disadvantage. By that point I'd already learned how to find bugs in network printing protocols and disassemble/tweak computer programs. Learning to code was a decade in my past. And this was back before cell phones.

  14. Are they actually elite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't see neckbeards in any of the approved styles, so I don't see how they can actually be elite.

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/...

    1. Re:Are they actually elite? by PPH · · Score: 1

      And me with no +1 mod points.

      Hey! Do they get more mod points in N. Korea? I'm packing my bags.

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  15. Re:Cyber gap? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    The Vietnamese had a general Gap, and England has a Watford Gap.

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  16. Oh wow, what insane luxury... by MindPrison · · Score: 2

    they are often gifted with good food, luxuries and even apartments...

    ...because it's a nice change from the prison camps.

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  17. Re:Mostly done. Mostly. by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    or even a resort dachau

    I hear it's a gas, but be decisive - once you've made a bookingwald it's difficult to auswitch.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  18. Re:Cyber gap? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    So, what are we going to do about the cyber-gap?

    We already had nuclear weapon gap, bomber gap, and icbm gap.

    The cyber gap is here.

  19. Re:Hackers Wear Pampers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pampers (TM) brand diapers are made in North Korea, so just let your imagination take you there...

  20. Rare photo of elite Korean hackers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  21. Researchers! by sycodon · · Score: 1

    They are called Reseachers dammit!

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  22. PROPAGANDA: IRAN, NORKs == BAD, BAD, BAD !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Folks, dont fall for it. Other players are much more powerful than they are. Same folks want to distract from their capabilities and their own pampering. Snowden got 100k for being a Sys Admin. How much do software engineers get ? 300k ?

    1. Re:PROPAGANDA: IRAN, NORKs == BAD, BAD, BAD !! by halivar · · Score: 1

      How much do software engineers get ? 300k ?

      What country are you from, and do they have an H1-B visa program?

    2. Re:PROPAGANDA: IRAN, NORKs == BAD, BAD, BAD !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am from a Thrid Country; you need to apply with National Security Agency, Ft G. Meade, Maryland. United States of America.

      Have your PHD thesis handy, though. Larry-Wall-Class people only need to apply.

  23. Can Computer Science Principles Fix Best Korea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all the work and activity around process and intelligence driven organizations going on in the world, maybe these folks will also be put towards fixing the country. Business intelligence today is focusing more and more on integration of human roles and technology, using systems-oriented thinking and other principles stemming from computer science. Even in a fairly low tech society, these principles could still work to bring efficiencies. In a lot of ways, a strict command hierarchy could contribute to the success of that kind of initiative.

    It's still horrifying and dehumanizing, but organizing the state as a modern "learning" organization driven by KPIs and all that stuff might increase quality of life. Especially because the population is already used to being programmed like robots.

  24. When You Are At It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..pleas also rip out any fibers in the FtMeade area. They are a bigger threat because they directly fuck with the Windows, Linux and MacOS kernel. Via covert software engineers.

  25. Hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh common who are they kidding ?

    TESO,ADM,w00w00,LSD,ac1db1tch3z,PHC and few interesting individuals are top elite hackers in the world.

    Who are they fucking kidding ? They can't do shit.

  26. Well yea, they get to use electricity. by Kenja · · Score: 2

    Only the elite get food, water and power much less internet access.

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  27. NORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..Leathernecks ???

  28. Mod parent up. by khasim · · Score: 2

    So 1,800 "cyber-warriors" crash 48,000 machines. Or ... each "cyber-warrior" crashes 27 machines. Yeah. Big threat there.

    And crashing 48,000 machines? What is "elite" about that?

    This sounds less like "a sophisticated cyber-warfare cell" and more like a few script-kiddies. If you want to cause damage then you search for Excel files and you make a few, random changes to the numbers. Do the same with any database files you can find.

    And, lastly, you NEVER crash a machine. You want to maintain control for as long as possible.

    So, yeah, it reads like bullshit propaganda. It probably is.

    1. Re:Mod parent up. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 2

      "Oh yeah, you want a seriously righteous hack, you score one of those Gibsons man. You know, supercomputers they use to like, do physics, and look for oil and stuff?"

    2. Re:Mod parent up. by xaotikdesigns · · Score: 1

      Crashing machines is perfectly fine if your goal is to halt their operation. Maintaining control is fine until you really need that other computer to just stop.

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    3. Re:Mod parent up. by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      It totally depends on your goal. If you want to immediately disrupt all communications, financial transactions, etc in preparation for an attack, you probably want to crash a lot of those machines (and by crash of course that means disable, not just reboot).

      An the article already said it was a particular 48,000 machines that ended up taking down several South Korean TV stations and banks. 1800 "soldiers" taking out significant resources in South Korea near instantly? Sounds a hell of a lot more effective than anything 1800 (or 18,000, or probably 180,000) North Korean infantry could accomplish.

      Also, please explain to Sony Pictures how the North Korean cyber warfare group is just propaganda. While it's not proven yet, signs are pointing to that group being responsible for completely taking down almost all operations at Sony Pictures for the last week, as well as stealing several high def copies of upcoming movies. Probably cost them tens of millions of dollars so far, maybe more.

  29. Re:Mostly done. Mostly. by Yakasha · · Score: 4, Funny

    or even a resort dachau

    I hear it's a gas, but be decisive - once you've made a bookingwald it's difficult to auswitch.

    Jew makin some horrible puns. Anne Frank-ly, I don't appreciate them.

  30. Good Boy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been nicely programmed.

    Now, lets talk about all the American Atheletes Who Were Doped. Those who died early from doping. Or better, lets talk about those who were not. Thats much easier.

  31. How Do YOU Know ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because they are not Publicity Whores means zilch. Their objective might be "get me the engine and the radar plans of the F-22 and DO IT WITHOUT ANYBODY REALIZING YOU !"

    Korea is a nation which was writing and reading before anybody in the U.S. territory could write - you better do not underestimate their skills. And please, cut out the propaganda BULLSHIT. MfS was also much better than the BND.

  32. Re:Cyber gap? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

    what about the Mine Shaft Gap?

  33. Re:Cyber gap? by mod+prime · · Score: 1

    We must not allow a mineshaft gap!

  34. Beem There, Done That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..didnt work. Ask the Russkies.

  35. A handpicked elite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In every other country military hackers are just randomly chosen idiots!

  36. Same in US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it any different for State sponsored 'hackers' in the US? I'm sure US 'hackers' are paid quite well, much better than those in NK.

  37. Re:Cyber gap? by xaotikdesigns · · Score: 0

    Your Mom has a nice Thigh Gap.

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  38. Propaganda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anyone notice how there has been an up-tick in North Korea related news in the past few weeks? Almost always about something that is not like western culture, or something the western folks should be concerned about... I've seen this on /., but also on traditional news and other digital news sites. It almost seems like someone somewhere is trying to sway public opinion to justify aggression against North Korea. I may seem paranoid, but I prefer to think of it as being disillusioned with mainstream media and the corporate/government interests promoting that the population should be scared, and that "someone" will take care of them. That "someone" being whomever is promoting the viewpoint of course....

    1. Re:Propaganda? by speedlaw · · Score: 2

      one would not exhibit paranoia to wonder what conference calls decide what is going on in the 'news'. You can't control all of it, and the web helps, but I feel tossed between Vlad, mujhadeen, and impending enviro doom. Sadly, the last one is real. Add some appeal to consumerism, a dash of fox paranoia, and stir.

  39. The greatest reward by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 1

    The greatest reward is an old porn magazine, locked in a heavily guarded room, in and underground bunker, with three rows of barbered wire around it. After a year of service a young hacker is rewarded with 15 minutes of solitude inside.

    1. Re:The greatest reward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I'd still prefer the canoe.

  40. They Are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .."a hand-picked elite". And they even have faces:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Wall

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_F._Friedman

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Morris_%28cryptographer%29

    These three come from the top of my head. You can probably add half of the great Bell Labs types, including Mr Shannon.

  41. Naaah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is more a "diversionary fire" to make people forget things like "negative interest rates at ECB" and the like. But yes, the Media Is Gleichgeschaltet.

  42. Re:Mostly done. Mostly. by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

    Nah. It's in your interest to stay as much off the radar of the Dear Leader and his buddies radar as possible. The second one of them perceives you as a threat you and your family is up for disappearance.

    They will go to great lengths to treat famous people well, because you can't disappear those discretely. Random nerds, not so much. One of these elite hackers will be killed the second the leaders perceive that person as a threat.

  43. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad their photoshoppers aren't.

  44. Re:Cyber gap? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    The Vietnamese had a general Gap

    Actually, I believe the Vietnamese had a General Giap.

  45. At Sony... by slashmydots · · Score: 0

    At Sony it's under qualified foreigners that work for cheap and have no idea what they're doing after Sony lies about needing more foreign visas. Thus, someone can steal 100Tb of data without being detected.

    1. Re:At Sony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My money is on disillusioned Americans who have been bullshitted by their American bosses once too often. They could not care less what happens to their employer because they probably have 0.5 of the full time of a contractor to police the Sony firewall. Everybody else is a Windows Clicker.

    2. Re:At Sony... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      ...

      That's a play on 'Window Licker', isn't it...

  46. Not Correct ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They get handled by Mig 15 Top Gun Fighter Vixens, as soon as they get the classified F22 stealth material formula:

    http://theaviationist.com/2014/11/28/kim-jong-un-mig-15-female/

  47. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just recently the Little Fat Kimm killed his uncle, didnt he ?

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100252705/did-north-koreas-kim-jong-un-kill-his-uncle-with-120-starving-dogs/

    BEWARE of OUR* propaganda, though. I dont have any special insights here.

    *U.S. Empire

  48. WTF's the problem ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... Sony was born in a goddam barn.

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  49. Re:Cyber gap? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    The i is silent.

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  50. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another bullshit article to further demonize NK, and to be able to cast blame on them. They don't have the resources nor the expertise. It's more likely to find a "cyber squad" on the Easter Island.

  51. Re:Mostly done. Mostly. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    Just a warning economic freedom does not mean personal freedom and in fact, the economic freedom to own and sell people is completely contradictory to personal freedom. Cconomic freedom is a complete and total lie based around denying people to freedom to access resources to survive and economically enslaving them under threat of starvation and killing or enslaving if the attempt to freely access those resources. Economic freedom is directly opposed to personal freedom. Truly believe in freedom, then do not attempt to deny people free access to the resources required to survive, the air the breathe, the water the drink, the fruit from the trees, the vegetables from the fields, the animals in the fields and, the fish in the waters, oh wait you need to be free to deny others their freedom because it is economically beneficial to do so.

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  52. Re:Mostly done. Mostly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Please, stop saying that those countries are communist, communism is another thing, even URSS was not a communist society, those things are called dictatorship.
    Communism is democracy on the hands of workers and peasants. When military or a single man owns all the powers of a nation this is not communism. They can use a state centralized economy, they can abolish private property but this is irrilevant to the concept of communism. Communism allow private property and its primary goal is not abolish freedom for the people (it's the opposite). It's a sad thing what happened to that idea.

  53. And each new member eagerly awaits.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    their NEW Commodore 64!

  54. Maybe sony should have by WillRobinson · · Score: 1

    Drop from this netblock
            210.52.109.0 – 210.52.109.255 [24]

    1. Re:Maybe sony should have by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      It takes just one of those elite hackers literate enough to read about this.

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      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
  55. Re:Cyber gap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what are we going to do about the cyber-gap?

    I put my hand on your thigh and start caressing it slowly.

  56. Re:Cyber gap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We must protect our precious bodily fluids!

  57. Re:Cyber gap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already had nuclear weapon gap, bomber gap, and icbm gap.

    Drained my nuclear weapon. Dropped some bombs. ICBM. Flush it. Problem solved.

  58. Elite backfire by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Only a matter of time before these "elites" become liberalized to the truth of what's out in the real world. If they don't become double-agents online, eventually they will out-right obstruct and sabotage their own regime. Over time, an information cascade will occur among all forms of rank/file. That's when the regime is at its most vulnerable point and poised to collapse. AKA, a revolution.

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    Life is not for the lazy.
    1. Re: Elite backfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternatively, they'll see the fake freedom we suffer under and be glad they weren't born here.

    2. Re:Elite backfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general, it doesn't seem like a problem for elites to realize that North Korean is an economic basket case. Why would they stick their necks out if they're on top? They don't have it so bad relative to their neighbors and they have plenty of examples of how much worse it could be for them. It's the people with nothing to lose that the leadership wants to keep ignorant of the fact that widespread famine is not the norm for the rest of the planet.

  59. They have a great life by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    Until they walk into a barbershop.

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    "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
  60. Re:Cyber gap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The i is not silent, it modifies the G sound. Phonetically they had a general Yup (high tone like when you say "yup!").

  61. Most people's uses of the word 'comprise' comprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to nit-pick, but just sayin'. You are not alone. Many folks misuse the word comprise. The article's phrase, "...the Bureau 121 unit comprises about 1,800 cyber-warriors..." gets the order backwards in terms of quantity. It suggests that one thing comprises many. However, many comprise one thing. Most people confuse the words comprise and contain, as the author might have in this case.

    Indeed, I am far from the English grammar police; because I am not a professional writer, and I often make mistakes when I write. That being said, I do try to keep it simple to make things easy for the readers. So, it catches my eye when someone goes out of their way to (ab)use a rarely used word like 'comprise' when other more common words, on the contrary, would be used correctly when supplanted.

    Thanks for the post, though. Intriguing. My interest is to help a brother out with language. Would send this privately if I knew how. Hope no hard feelings. Cheers.