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The Joker Behind the Signetics 25120 Write-Only Memory Chip Hoax

New submitter st1lett0 writes: Now and in years past, electronic engineers and hobbyists alike have enjoyed the classic 1972 April Fool's joke by Signetics of the Signetics 25120 Write-Only Memory chip. Now it seems that the previously anonymous practical joker has identified himself and stepped forward with new information to correct and complete the story.

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  1. Joke? They're real! by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    These days used for cheap knock-off memory sticks.

    1. Re:Joke? They're real! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whereas modern legislation is of the Write Once, Read & Think Heaven's Leaving Everyone Short Shrifted (WORTHLESS) variety.

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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    2. Re:Joke? They're real! by BarefootClown · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From the perspective of the CPU, a printer is write-only memory.

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      "Make it ten--I am only a poor corrupt official."
      --Captain Louis Renault (Claude Rains), Casablanca

    3. Re:Joke? They're real! by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2

      ROMs are lithographically etched...

      A.k.a. written.

    4. Re:Joke? They're real! by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      I always created my best APL programs with write only memory.

  2. EIMAC Spoof Data Sheet by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    From TFA:

    ...If you look on the last note on the 25120 data sheet, I had included, âoeDue credit to EIMAC for inspiration.â.

    I had always admired an EIMAC high powered vacuum tube spoof data sheet put out by Eitel-McCullough,Inc. I saw it when I was a teen Ham Operator and must have memorized it. That was in the late 1940â(TM)s.

    So far I havenâ(TM)t relocated a copy of the EIMAC spoof data sheet. You need it to see the relevance. It pictured a melted EIMAC power tube and offered humorous specifications. If you know where there is a copy, let me know ...

    Anyone here got a copy of the EIMAC Spoof Data Sheet?

    Wanna share with us?

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    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
    1. Re:EIMAC Spoof Data Sheet by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 5, Informative

      There were actually TWO spoof Eimac datasheets that circulated. The one the author referred to (with the melted tube) was for a type called a "Wemac 1Z2Z", and doesn't appear to be online anywhere. The other sheet describes a "Umac 606 Phantasatron", and is available here:

      http://www.tubecollectors.org/...

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    2. Re:EIMAC Spoof Data Sheet by FutrDreams · · Score: 2

      Found it. April, 2007, The VHF Transmitter -Keystone VHF Club, Inc.
      http://ns81.webmasters.com/*w3...

      A CLASSIC FROM THE PAST
      (Printed in the November 1, 1957 issue of the
      Transmitter Newsletter)
      WEMAC- THE ONE ZED TWO ZED TUBE
      Slightly tentative data (see notes at bottom)
      The Weman 1Z2Z is a Traveling Ripple tube (1) designed for
      the phone man (2) superceding the UMAC 606.
      The 1Z2Z is of radical (3) design. It does however still retain the
      urinated tungsten (4) cathode which proved so successful in the UMAC 606
      (5). Cooling is accomplished by ventilation and removing the heat. This is
      readily done at the North Pole (6) by means of a fan. At the Equator, a
      bigger (7) is needed.
      The Y3 Grid used in earlier tubes has been superceded by a Y4
      grid in the 1Z2Z. Since the tube does not have a grid, the choice is a wise
      one (8).
      The profulgment stigmetic type of construction permits an
      untrimmed electron beam to pass into the hypodirec channel (9) where the
      beam is modulated by calistral encabulization, thus producing the ripple.
      This ripple is amplified in the Galoidal Plammet (10) cavity and is carried
      by mongratic diffusion into the catcher cavity. One can readily see that
      applications are unlimited (11).
      General Characteristics
      Electrical:
        Filament: Urinated Tungsten
        Voltage – adjust (12)
        Current – adjust (12)
        Amplification factor (Average) 30 Ohms
        Indirect capacity – Ghommet Mongrat (13) – 1/5th gallon
      Mechanical:
        Maximum overall dimensions – 36 X 22 X 34 inches
        Height – 5 feet 6 inches
        Shipping weight (14) – 123 lbs
        Application of the 1Z2Z
      Because of its unique construction, the 1Z2Z can serve as as
      oscillator, modulator, or amplifier. The 1Z2Z also acts as a memory tube. It
      has a remarkable memory for certain telephone numbers and next years
      income taxes. When used as a Flip-Flop circuit, the bias must be adjusted to
      prevent flipping out a telephone number while flopping out a tax return..
      Many of the applications are secret and highly classified (15).
      Notes:
      (1) A traveling ripple has a much higher frequency then a traveling wave
      (2) A noted phone man, W6QD, states as follows: “While we’re not so
      young as we used to be, we are indeed honored to be able to make a
      pregnant statement regarding the 1Z2Z tube. We believe that the 1Z2Z
      tube will ultimately replace the transistor.
      (3) Excuse us, Mr. McCarthy
      (4) In order to obtain a pure source of Uranium for treating the Tungsten,
      a plant for processing this material was established in the Virgin
      Islands. Subsequent developments however, showed that the raw
      material from this source is not different from that of any other source.
      (5) A data sheet on the 606 will be furnished upon request.
      (6) Eskimos do not fish in Winter.
      (7) Wonder what became of Sally?
      (8) Y4
      (9) It will also work on Channel 13.
      (10) Sounds like “Sputnik”
      (11) i.e. Burning off warts
      (12) Tentative date
      (13) users of the 1Z2Z are cautioned that the price is subject to change
      without notice. The raw materials used in the Mongrat & Golmmet are
      imported from Hong Kong, and the cost of these materials vary
      depending upon the prevailing rate of exchange of the Hong Kong
      Tael. Few people realize that the Tael is the ancient media of
      monetary exchange of China. The Tael as a medium of exchange
      actually exists in the form of a slipper like shaped piece of soft silver.
      In fact, the silver is so pure and soft that it may be readily cut into
      sections with a sharp knife. This method is used in making change,
      and the sections are simply known as “pieces of silver”.
      (14) With dimensions like that, anyone would be crazy to ship it
      (15) Watch Winchell’s column

  3. 31 mega pixel background image by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    Jeez, I know we've all got super-fast broadband and the like, but is there really any good reason to have a 31 megapixel background image?

    Remember, every byte transmitted hastens the heat death of the universe!

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    systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  4. So it was him all along! by excelsior_gr · · Score: 2

    I just knew that the Jocker was behind all this! It's about time we locked him back in Arkham and threw away the key!

    Oh, wait...

  5. 1N000 by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Funny
    I used to have a whole box of 1N000 smoke-emitting-diodes.

    They are easily recognised by the colour code "three black bands on a black background".

    They are normally used to supply the "magic smoke" required by electronic systems to operate at full power, but I believe there are other uses.

    I had a data sheet for a Motorola WOM as well - I believe from about the same date.

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    Sent from my ASR33 using ASCII
  6. more useful than Intel's EEPROMs by dltaylor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was a time when some of Intel's EEPROMs (1702As, IIRC, but, maybe, 2048s) were write/read-maybe. Seems some materials guy got a really good deal on some clay to make the ceramic carrier. Only problem was that the clay was radioactive enough for the emissions to change the stored data. Back in those days (1702s were only 256 BYTES), the storage cells weren't all that robust, so enough decay particles hitting the cells could flip them.

    Think THAT didn't take a while to track down?

  7. I wasn't orginal? by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bumming...I invented the Write Only Drive while at college. Now, it looks like I infringed on the Patent. Mine, however, used the Pauli-Exclusion and Heisenberg Uncertainty Principles to store information on each atom. Problem was, we hadn't figured out how to get the data back out (it was just a s SCSI cable going into a black box. I think we just needed Heisenberg Compensators.

    Even though we published our "Announcement" it during our April's Fools edition of our Newsletter, we received one call from a company wanting to commercially build it. We had to explain it was a joke.

  8. Second story on that site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is a second story on that site. He wrote the spec and they ignored him on wikipedia. He can even produce the original draft copies. They told him to pound sand and 'just go make a blog about it'.

    That is sad.

    1. Re:Second story on that site by AbRASiON · · Score: 2

      I've dealt with the moderator people at Wikipedia myself. Thanks to that experience, I'll never ever donate to the Wikipedia foundation. They may as well just stop sending the ads - because I'm not interested.

  9. Write-only languages by quenda · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unlike WOM, write-only languages are all too real.
    I can't even read my own PERL scripts if they are more than a week old.

  10. That's not a joke! by putaro · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do you think /dev/null is implemented?

  11. Re: AH, the good old days by iggymanz · · Score: 2

    In older times companies were proud of their real leaders (NOT referring to management necessarily). That included engineers who had major accomplishments and who had earned respect for a lifetime of work. Those are the kind of people who could make such a joke and client's customers would know it was that person's joke, because they trusted that leader and had long success with their work.

    Now companies only brag about their C?O people, everyone else is nameless faceless disposable droid

  12. Re:I use these devices by bughunter · · Score: 2

    Most of my DVR contents are stored using WOMEN (write once maybe erase never) memory.

    My fault for installing a 12TB RAID Array.

    Now my wife records everything, but watches almost none of it.

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    I can see the fnords!