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  1. Re:EIMAC Spoof Data Sheet on The Joker Behind the Signetics 25120 Write-Only Memory Chip Hoax · · Score: 2

    Found it. April, 2007, The VHF Transmitter -Keystone VHF Club, Inc.
    http://ns81.webmasters.com/*w3...

    A CLASSIC FROM THE PAST
    (Printed in the November 1, 1957 issue of the
    Transmitter Newsletter)
    WEMAC- THE ONE ZED TWO ZED TUBE
    Slightly tentative data (see notes at bottom)
    The Weman 1Z2Z is a Traveling Ripple tube (1) designed for
    the phone man (2) superceding the UMAC 606.
    The 1Z2Z is of radical (3) design. It does however still retain the
    urinated tungsten (4) cathode which proved so successful in the UMAC 606
    (5). Cooling is accomplished by ventilation and removing the heat. This is
    readily done at the North Pole (6) by means of a fan. At the Equator, a
    bigger (7) is needed.
    The Y3 Grid used in earlier tubes has been superceded by a Y4
    grid in the 1Z2Z. Since the tube does not have a grid, the choice is a wise
    one (8).
    The profulgment stigmetic type of construction permits an
    untrimmed electron beam to pass into the hypodirec channel (9) where the
    beam is modulated by calistral encabulization, thus producing the ripple.
    This ripple is amplified in the Galoidal Plammet (10) cavity and is carried
    by mongratic diffusion into the catcher cavity. One can readily see that
    applications are unlimited (11).
    General Characteristics
    Electrical:
      Filament: Urinated Tungsten
      Voltage – adjust (12)
      Current – adjust (12)
      Amplification factor (Average) 30 Ohms
      Indirect capacity – Ghommet Mongrat (13) – 1/5th gallon
    Mechanical:
      Maximum overall dimensions – 36 X 22 X 34 inches
      Height – 5 feet 6 inches
      Shipping weight (14) – 123 lbs
      Application of the 1Z2Z
    Because of its unique construction, the 1Z2Z can serve as as
    oscillator, modulator, or amplifier. The 1Z2Z also acts as a memory tube. It
    has a remarkable memory for certain telephone numbers and next years
    income taxes. When used as a Flip-Flop circuit, the bias must be adjusted to
    prevent flipping out a telephone number while flopping out a tax return..
    Many of the applications are secret and highly classified (15).
    Notes:
    (1) A traveling ripple has a much higher frequency then a traveling wave
    (2) A noted phone man, W6QD, states as follows: “While we’re not so
    young as we used to be, we are indeed honored to be able to make a
    pregnant statement regarding the 1Z2Z tube. We believe that the 1Z2Z
    tube will ultimately replace the transistor.
    (3) Excuse us, Mr. McCarthy
    (4) In order to obtain a pure source of Uranium for treating the Tungsten,
    a plant for processing this material was established in the Virgin
    Islands. Subsequent developments however, showed that the raw
    material from this source is not different from that of any other source.
    (5) A data sheet on the 606 will be furnished upon request.
    (6) Eskimos do not fish in Winter.
    (7) Wonder what became of Sally?
    (8) Y4
    (9) It will also work on Channel 13.
    (10) Sounds like “Sputnik”
    (11) i.e. Burning off warts
    (12) Tentative date
    (13) users of the 1Z2Z are cautioned that the price is subject to change
    without notice. The raw materials used in the Mongrat & Golmmet are
    imported from Hong Kong, and the cost of these materials vary
    depending upon the prevailing rate of exchange of the Hong Kong
    Tael. Few people realize that the Tael is the ancient media of
    monetary exchange of China. The Tael as a medium of exchange
    actually exists in the form of a slipper like shaped piece of soft silver.
    In fact, the silver is so pure and soft that it may be readily cut into
    sections with a sharp knife. This method is used in making change,
    and the sections are simply known as “pieces of silver”.
    (14) With dimensions like that, anyone would be crazy to ship it
    (15) Watch Winchell’s column

  2. Re:My question is why? on RFID & Viral Vulnerability · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well corporations will push for this for efficiency but think of possible consumer uses. Say you have portable RFID scanner and a database provided by an organization. This organization could be Greenpeace, Consumer Reports your favorite wine review site, etc. So I walk into the store and key into my scanner, show me all coffee products that are Fair Trade Certified. Show me if they have any one of my favorite 10 wines, etc. RFID tags for home use -buy a pack of say 100 tags and tag things in your house. Where's the TV remote? Take a walk w/ a scanner and oooh there it is. Moving? Tag your stuff, put it in boxes. Done. What's in my pantry? Scan it. What drinks can I make w/ things in my bar? You get the point. There are some issues w/ creating the database, and privacy issues for corporations, but I'm sure there's a place for new companies to sell that info. -Futrdreams.

  3. Re:Isn't the point on Linux Desktops in New Zealand Schools · · Score: 1

    No, the point is to have some one fix it when they've goofed, or have someone point you in the right direction when you've goofed.

    Sometime the vendor has a problem with a product that they dont know about yet, and if you've paid for support you can be fast tracked to the engineering department who will write a hot fix for YOUR problem. (been there done that)

    Or perhaps because it is their product they have training and tools not available to the public, and can resolve issues much faster than a network admin, even an experienced one. (Corrupt Edir partition anyone?)

    If I am paying top dollar to IBM, not only do I want it to work they way they say it will, I want to know if I'm trying something they haven't thought of, and if its even possible.

  4. Re:Can you copyright a proper word? on Apple Making a Spreadsheet? · · Score: 1