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The Dominant Life Form In the Cosmos Is Probably Superintelligent Robots

Jason Koebler writes: If and when we finally encounter aliens, they probably won't look like little green men, or spiny insectoids. It's likely they won't be biological creatures at all, but rather, advanced robots that outstrip our intelligence in every conceivable way. Susan Schneider, a professor of philosophy at the University of Connecticut, joins a handful of astronomers, including Seth Shostak, director of NASA's Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence, NASA Astrobiologist Paul Davies, and Library of Congress Chair in Astrobiology Stephen Dick in espousing the view that the dominant intelligence in the cosmos is probably artificial. In her paper "Alien Minds," written for a forthcoming NASA publication, Schneider describes why alien life forms are likely to be synthetic, and how such creatures might think.

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  1. I always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were made out of meat

  2. So they really are going to be shocked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    that we're entirely made of meat.

  3. Welcome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

    1. Re:Welcome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our old joke overlords.

    2. Re:Welcome. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can we retire this joke? Please?

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these jokes!

    3. Re:Welcome. by paintballer1087 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can we retire this joke? Please?

      Netcraft now confirms: This joke is retired.

  4. Well, duh by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hasn't this been common knowledge among SF readers for years?

    1. Re:Well, duh by khallow · · Score: 5, Funny

      So Daleks with a built in beer cooler.

      Which if you think about it, is the way to go especially coupled with the conversion of the Dalek armor to a jacuzzi. I'm surprised the Doctor never spotted this defect in the Dalek design. But I guess that would have made for a short Doctor Who season with everyone becoming a blissfully drunk and jacuzzied Dalek and living happily ever after. "INEBRIATE! INEBRIATE! INEEEEBRIIIIIATE!"

  5. Re:Life form? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In what way is a "robot" a "life form"?

    If they're able to manufacture more robots, then it's life... but not as we know it.

  6. Same as earth, for intelligent life by raymorris · · Score: 5, Funny

    For intelligent forms, that seems to be the case here on earth.

    There are about 1.5 billion smartphones on the planet. If you ask a smartphone "who is the vice president of the united states", approximately all of them will say (speak) "Joe Biden is the vice president".

    Based on surveys I've seen, only a couple million people reach the same level of intelligence, knowing who the vice president is. Therefore, silicon can be considered to be the most common form of intelligence on earth.

    Even more so on the coasts of the US, of course, as humans are becoming more silicone, leaving all intelligence to the silicon.

  7. Re:Life form? by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    In what way is a "robot" a "life form"?

    When they are the ones holding the death rays, they can be called whatever they like.