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Problem Solver Beer Tells How Much To Drink To Boost Your Creativity
mrspoonsi writes When you've been stuck on a problem or that creative spark just won't come, the chances are you've turned to a cup of coffee to get things moving. A quick java infusion can certainly help, but studies also suggest that alcohol can also have a positive impact on your creative cognition. University of Illinois Professor Jennifer Wiley determined that a person's "creative peak" comes when their blood alcohol level reaches 0.075, lowering their ability to overthink during a task. Medical Daily reports that marketing agency CP+B Copenhagen and Danish brewery Rocket Brewing wanted to help drinkers reach their imaginative prime, so they decided to create their own beer to do just that. The result is The Problem Solver. It's a 7.1 percent craft IPA that its makers say offers a "refined bitterness with a refreshing finish." To ensure you reach the optimum creative level, the bottle includes a scale, which determines how much of the beer you need to drink based on your body weight. The agency does offer a word of warning though: "Enjoying the right amount will enhance your creative thinking. Drinking more will probably do exactly the opposite."
http://xkcd.com/323/
It's only off by a factor of 2... good enough for experimental physics, I suppose.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
I shtink I've sholved the problem ... we had a working lunch and did some sh-sh-sh-shpit balling to come up with a creative sholooshn.
Moshtly we concluded you're a dick.
Shisherely, your shtaff.
How's that for "refined bitterness with a refreshing finish"?
Seriously, there's a massive amount of bad idea lurking in there somewhere.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
The lingering taste of frothy piss will make you forget your problems entirely.
>> java infusion can certainly help, but studies also suggest that alcohol can also have a positive impact
A better idea then: mix the two. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I...
Unencumbered by the thought process.
Beer usually creates more problems than it solves.
Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
Beers for ideas, Coffee for working.
So true.
However, merely drinking doesn't spark any good creative ideas unless you have spend considerable time thinking about the subject before. Also, the magic doesn't happen unless you have somebody to discuss the ideas with.
0.075 is above our legal limit of 0.05 for driving.
Excuses, even if very creative, like I was just driving around the block with the window open to clear my head, won't work.
So best to just sit in the pub morosely pondering whatever problem you are trying to solve.
My problem is, at point 0.075 I'm most creative, but at 0.076 I lapse into an existential crisis and think why bother. working on that problem anyway. Plenty of way more fun things to do around here.
Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
I must be one of the most creative people alive.
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I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
And is safer, etc, etc, etc,....
Al Murray has covered this topic in some depth here .
We thought someone got a Nobel prize for staring into a stein of beer. Turns out that was not true. So first Nobel prize for drinking beer and calling it research is till up. She can go for it.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
As much as I enjoy a cold pint of lager, I do not turn to alcohol to solve problems.
I've always found that pondering a problem just before sleep and dreaming about it will usually result in a revelation upon awakening.
The best part about it is that there's no hangover.
Political correctness is really just herd psychology pushed by insecure people who desperately seek social conformity.
0.075 what?
I'm assuming it's not just a dimensionless ratio, because then your blood would be like Chimay.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
.005% more is legally intoxicated in most states. That is a might fine line to walk...
I would have a sig but I am too busy updating programs and restarting my computer
"Medical Daily reports that marketing agency CP+B Copenhagen and Danish brewery Rocket Brewing wanted to help drinkers reach their imaginative prime, so they decided to create their own beer to do just that."
Surely, they couldn't have another motive.
now SNPP will install beer taps to get help workers not over think and to not think about all of the OT pay they will not be getting over the holidays (beer is not free)
The engineering fraternity where I did my undergrad had been doing research on this topic since at least the early 1990s, and I suspect since well before that.
My understanding of their procedure was they had a couple of beers the night before ... not so much to have a hang over, and then another beer a couple of hours before the test. ... but I suspect that it's different for each person, as I've seen some amazing code come out of Swedish programmers who were completely wasted. (although, I wouldn't want to be the one to maintain it).
Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
https://xkcd.com/323/
http://xkcd.com/323/
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zj50DmBFp0
On the other hand, maybe those businessmen in the 50s and 60s were on to something with their three-martini lunches.
They should call it "Thinking Cap". Instead of putting it on, you pop one off.
At one time nobody thought anything of it if you kept a flask or a pint in a desk drawer. Nobody cared if you had a couple drinks at lunch (or just because). As long as you didn't get tipsy or do it constantly, nobody cared.
Now, even the suggestion of it has people picturing people chugging, throwing up in the trash can and getting hung over. Nobody suggested that THAT much beer was a good idea.
Thanks Slashdot. Product placement and bullshit "science" for the alcohol industry.
work in progress
From the stories about how the killer ideas started on the "back of a napkin in a bar", to all those rich college kids credited with being so creative. Truly, BEER is the panacea of creativity. I'll get right on the "research" for the next big thing.
Alcohol is a known depressant, and depression is linked with creativity: http://creativesomething.net/post/55508909341/the-link-between-depression-and-creativity-and
Also - link to the study please (http://www.medicaldaily.com/how-drinking-alcohol-makes-you-more-creative-drink-more-aha-moments-271026), not the fluff piece on someone's beer.
This holiday season I plan on getting very creative !
Bowling, video games, coding, homework, conversation, even speaking a foreign language - you'll do better on one beer (YMMV as to amount).
The hard part is stopping or spacing it out enough. Because after that it's all downhill. Except maybe the conversation, and that's probably an illusion.
It sounds more like it inhibits overthinking, and enables decision-making, meaning it wouldn't help unless the creativity was already there.
Use something like Alcodroid to estimate your BAC, using your weight, how much you just ate, etc. etc., and you can drink to your creativity level with ease.
Meldroc, Waster of Electrons
I remember discussing Beer's Law in chemistry over a few. You have a fine line between more creativity and where the extinction coefficient takes over and you blotto. A couple does help the conversation and helps people that are reserved share their ideas and help stimulate more discussion. So I do think it helps group creativity. (Oh you mean drinking?)
...right up until they made an IPA. Really? The world doesn't have enough beer already? Of what relevance is this beer to the scientific notion of prophylactic consumption of alcohol? They needed to study the notion and maybe, MAYBE, create an easy to use scale to distribute. Although that last part is entirely optional and mainly for fun.
Once they brewed a batch of beer I called BS on the whole thing. I suspect that brewing (and consuming) the beer was the real point of this study. The rest is just window dressing.
Because blood alcohol level is usually measured in the latter, at least over here (Sweden),
And they fail to specify how big volume the 7.1% beer you should drink, but I guess the bottle is designed for some sort of human male average. Which in itself is a quite fuzzy variable...
No it doesn't. Don't use Java.
I think smoking weed would work much better.