Your High School Wants You To Install Snapchat

Bennett Haselton writes: They would never admit it, but your high school admins would probably breathe a sigh of relief if all of their sexting-mad students would go ahead and install Snapchat so that evidence of (sometimes) illegal sexting would disappear into the ether. They can't recommend that you do this, because it would sound like an implicit endorsement, just like they can't recommend designated drivers for teen drinking parties -- but it's a good bet they would be grateful. Read on for the rest.

Five teenagers at Warren Township High School in Gurnee, Illinois were arrested in November in conjunction with a girl's topless photo being distributed throughout the school. Last Thursday, in Rochester Hills, Michigan, a prosecutor announced that contemplating filing child pornography charges against "dozens" of students for distributing explicit pictures to other students at Rochester Adams High School. In Portland, Oregon, police are investigating a group of Grant High School students for making videos of each other having sex at the school and off campus. (And, of course, these are just the incidents that police found out about.) Naturally, schools everywhere have been falling over themselves to institute strict anti-cyber-bullying and anti-sexting policies (not to mention that sending and forwarding sexually explicit pictures of children under 18 is a federal crime as well).

Schools have rules for reasons that are a mixture of cynical protection against lawsuits and sincere concern for the students. When education system teach students not to smoke cigarettes, they're presumably doing that out of genuine concern for students' welfare, since it would be hard to sue the school for not teaching about the dangers of smoking. When a school installs a railing by the side of a walkway to keep students safe from passing cars, they're probably motivated by a mixture of concern over being sued, and legitimate concern for students' safety. When the school installs software on their computers to block Facebook and Reddit (even outside of class time, when computers are sitting idle and students have nothing else to do), they're probably motivated entirely by liability concerns - because they know virtually all of those students can get on those websites at home, so they're not affecting the students' long-term welfare by keeping them off of those websites, but they just don't want to be liable for anything if the students access those sites at school.

In the case of anti-sexting policies, I'm not cynical enough to think that schools are motivated entirely by liability concerns. There are actual risks to sexting pictures of yourself, even if you're never charged with violating child pornography laws: the embarrassment of your picture being forwarded around the school, or ending up in the archive of a porn site. On the other hand, worse things happen to dozens of high school students every month, but only a handful of schools get dragged into the national spotlight as a result of a child porn investigation. So let's call it about 25% due to legitimate concern for students and 75% due to liability reasons and concern for adverse publicity.

But sexting students could vastly reduce schools' concerns about both issues, by sending pictures using an app like Snapchat, which automatically deletes photos after the recipient has viewed them -- in order to greatly reduce the chance of a picture being saved or forwarded after it's sent. Please note, I'm not saying the photos can't be saved anyway, or recovered by computer forensics. And take heed: I'm not saying you should do it either way! But if you greatly reduce the chances of an image being saved, you greatly reduce the chances of it leading to a scandal that engulfs the school, or leads to a federal child pornography charge.

Of course there are cases where teens were arrested for sending child pornography through Snapchat as well. But these high-profile stories don't address the relevant question, which is: Are you less likely to get arrested (or expelled, or humiliated) for sending these pictures if you do it through Snapchat, even if the likelihood doesn't drop to zero? Obviously, yes.

Now even someone with no phone-hacking knowledge can figure out that if they receive an image over Snapchat, they can "save" it by taking a photo of their screen with another phone or camera, and the sender won't know. (You can also take a normal screen shot with the phone, but that will notify the sender that you took a screen shot, unless you download a third-party app or try some other hack which may or may not even work by the time you read this.) However, this assumes that the trust relationship between the sender and the recipient is already broken at the time the message is being sent, if the recipient is saving the message without the knowledge or consent of the sender. Some of these sexts are presumably being sent in the context of a relationship in which some (sweet, naive, misguided) trust still exists, so that if the sender sends the message and the recipient doesn't use some sneaky workaround, the picture will get deleted on schedule. If trust only falls apart later, then the recipient won't have a copy of the image any more if it was sent by Snapchat, but they will if it was sent via text.

Actually, it may be possible for the recipient to recover a snapchat image after their smartphone Snapchat app has supposedly "deleted" it -- a company called Digital Forensics offers Snapchat image recovery as a service, but they charge $300-$500 per incident, and even they haven't figured out how to do it on an iPhone yet.

So, in terms of boolean logic, if you send an explicit photo via Snapchat, it might end up being saved permanently and forwarded if:
(
the recipient is already being dishonest with you (saving pics without your permission) at the time that you send the picture
AND
the recipient is smart enough to figure out how to save Snapchat pictures without notifying you -- not that hard, but eliminates some people
)
OR
(
you later go through a nasty breakup with the recipient and they're determined to humiliate you or get you in trouble with the law
AND
they don't mind the fact that they could also get in trouble with the law, for saving or forwarding the picture
AND
they're willing to spend $300 to recover the image
AND
they don't have an iPhone
)

Whereas if you send a photo via regular text, all it takes to get in trouble is either (a) the recipient going through a nasty breakup with you, that puts them in a vindictive frame of mind, while they still have a copy on their phone, or (b) the recipient's family member snooping through their messages.

Your high school would never tell you so out loud, but between Snapchat and texting, you can guess which they would prefer you to use.

Of course, this advice wouldn't have done much good for the Portland students who made and distributed their own sex videos, since creating the illegal permanent recording was their entire goal. Snapchat can help protect people from mild levels of stupid, but it's a barrier you can overcome if you aim high and truly believe in yourself.

Got something to say about privacy, technology, or other topics of interest? Long-form submissions are welcome.

Comments

ITS HIM

[Anonymous Coward]

BENNETT!

Re:ITS HIM

[aardvarkjoe]

As I remarked in the comments for his last story, If Slashdot would make Bennett an editor, then those who don't want to read his stuff could filter it out using existing tools. That improves the site for those who don't want to see it, and for those who do by reducing the amount of spam and trolls that flood the comment section for every "article" he writes.

I sent an e-mail to /. to ask them to do so, or comment on why they won't. They didn't bother to respond, which is disappointing, although not unexpected given how hostile the Slashdot staff is towards their users.

So, I made the following user script to remove posts that mention "Bennett Haselton": https://gist.github.com/anonymous/3235db049b18699c082b#file-gistfile1-txt

It works with Chrome and Greasemonkey in Firefox. If anyone wants to improve it or package it up nicely, please do; I don't have any prior experience with Javascript or browser extensions.

Obviously this isn't the best solution, but it's the only one we're likely to get.

Re:ITS HIM

[ColdWetDog]

Good Grief.

1. How hard is it to see "Bennett Haselton" in the storyline and ignore it. Does the computer have to do everything for you?
2. Who reads TFA?
3. ????

Re:ITS HIM

[ganjadude]

we are geeks, if there is a geeky solution, even if harder than simply ignoring it. it MUST be done!

Re:ITS HIM

[aardvarkjoe]

1. How hard is it to see "Bennett Haselton" in the storyline and ignore it. Does the computer have to do everything for you?

Do you also refuse to use adblockers and spam blockers on the same principle?

Obviously people want to get rid of the stories they don't want to see. That's why Slashdot has the story filters in the first place.

Re:ITS HIM

[root_brewski]

For anyone else trying to install this in chrome, I had to close the application, relaunch it using the --enable-easy-off-store-extension-install parameter, then drag-n-drop the script file (saved as whatever.user.script) into an open extensions tab. Tested successfully using Chrome 39, thanks parent. Shout out to this SO posting as well http://stackoverflow.com/quest...

Re:ITS HIM

[DougOtto]

Tampermonkey lets you add/remove scripts on the fly without needing to restart.

Re:ITS HIM

[Darinbob]

I think it's an imposter. This article was only about 1200 words long. The True Bennet Hasselton would have made it longer.

Re:ITS HIM

[CaptainDork]

You ignorant simpleton.

How hard is it to see "Bennett Haselton" in the storyline ...

I knew it was Bennett Haselton by the characteristic, "TL;DR."

Re:ITS HIM

[exploder]

Does the computer have to do everything for you?

It should do everything he wants it to do. Jesus, did you really just ask that on Slashdot? Either you don't belong here, or I don't anymore.

Re:ITS HIM

[aardvarkjoe]

So since you're using your nifty little script to filter out Bennett... Why are you still bitching in this thread? Shouldn't this story be filtered out for you?

Because the point of the exercise is to help others. It's not productive for me to spend the time to create the script and keep it to myself. So I don't have it turned on yet. I figured I'd post a link to it once or twice so that those who would be interested will see it, and then I'll turn it on and be rid of him forever.

If you don't like it, set me as a foe and filter my comments out. Unlike Bennett, I don't have any desire to force anyone to read what I've written.

First look at what EFF has to say.

[Z00L00K]

Secure Messaging Scorecard - Which apps and tools actually keep your messages safe?

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[Z00L00K]

Just to add to it - one that EFF hasn't listed is Bitmessage.

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[AvitarX]

I think the greater point is that snapchat isn't about protecting from a malicious attacker, it's about protecting from accidents, and thoughtlessness.

The case of kids filming all over the place would probably not be snaps though, that sounds like something they'd want to keep (I don't know why, it just as I skimmed seemed like a game of collecting these things), but random sexy shots are completely the domain for snapchat, and if used normally protects from accidental leakage.

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[mlts]

That is an OK guide, but I do disagree with the "are past messages secure if keys are stolen." If an attacker gets messages, and then snarfs keys, there is at best obfuscation in place that can protect the messages.

Of course, there can be mechanisms to have keys that are ephemeral, such as having one's main public key be a signing key, which is used in a D-H transaction to generate a temporary set of public/private keys, and when the parties are done with the conversation, dump the temporary keys on their endpoints, making the messages unreadable.

I personally like keeping the encryption process separate from the messaging protocol. Ages ago, PGP Desktop use to be able to sit atop of AIM, MSN, and other chat platforms, offering transparent encryption completely independent from the messaging program. The advantage of this is that one can "pack their own parachute" when it comes to trusting keys, and that it would take companies colluding to push out a ninja update to both steal encryption keys and messages.

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[fustakrakich]

And how do you propose to disable screen capture? And why should Snapchat be trusted?

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[bennetthaselton]

Good points. Addressing separately:

1) On a phone that hasn't been jailbroken or rooted, I believe Snapchat notifies the sender if the recipient takes a screen capture of their message. This doesn't prevent it from happening, but it may at least make people think twice about it. If you're having a fling with a girl, and the girl sends you an explicit Snapchat picture which is intended to disappear after you view it, and the girl gets notified that you took a screen capture of it, she might go "What the fuck?" and you might not get any more nookie from that girl; for some guys, this might not be worth the risk.

More generally, of course you're right -- some pics will get screen captured. But Snapchat doesn't have to work perfectly for this purpose, it just has to work better than what people are doing now (sending texts which stay on your phone forever). What percent of explicit pictures sent by text message get deleted right after they get sent? Probably very few. What percent of similar pictures sent via Snapchat get deleted right after they're sent? Probably most of them. It's just an improvement, not a panacea.

2) It would be better if Snapchat let users set up end-to-end encryption so even Snapchat wouldn't be able to eavesdrop on people, and we wouldn't have to "trust" them. For now, all we can say is that it's better than using text messaging.

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[SuricouRaven]

I favor retroshare myself. It's got excellent file-sharing capabilities too (Yarrr!) and, as well as being encrypted to NSA-annoying levels, it's also decentralised and cannot be readily identified via traffic analysis, which means it's very hard for governments to block without blocking a lot of other applications too.

In downside, it does have a few minor bugs, and there's no android or iOS client.

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[omnichad]

Because Googling how to do a screenshot is obscurity...

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[bennetthaselton]

Well, what percent of sexually explicit pictures sent by text message, are still present on the recipient's phone the next day? Almost all of them.

What percent of sexually explicit pictures sent by snapchat, are still present on the recipient's phone the next day? Probably not the majority.

Snapchat is not perfect, it's just better. Seat belts don't prevent all injuries, but you wear them anyway, don't you?

Re:First look at what EFF has to say.

[Em Adespoton]

I for one find it comforting that snapchat is listed as performing a recent code audit and decided not fix anything about it.

They can't really fix it as the initial premise is flawed -- all they can do is improve their marketing. I'm sure Facebook can do that for them.

Formatting

[Anonymous Coward]

I don't care if it is pseudo boolean logic, tab your fucking code

LAST POST!

[turp182]

Please let it be. Seriously.

i knew it was Bennett

[retchdog]

when i read the waffling "i don't have any evidence, but it's a good bet that i know everything anyway!" bullshit in the lede.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[halivar]

Notice the tag at the end: "Long-form submissions are welcome"? It's a cry for help from the Slashdot editors, "Dear God, someone else send us a long-form submission. Bennett is the only one who uses the damn link, please, please someone else use it."

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[Monkey-Man2000]

I could tell when there was no discernible link to news in the frontpage 'story', and it had the ominous 'Read on for the rest'.

Hey Bennett! Can you tell us the pricing terms to use /. for your own personal blog? I might want to get in on the action.

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[turp182]

I tried submitting a long form submission about dealing with Bennet's crap. It started changing colors pretty fast but then disappeared. Here's what it said:

Submission:

I am sorry this is as long as a Bennett post, I strive to be both clear and concise (with one anecdote).

First, I have to assume Bennett is paid by Dice to write inane postings, and then automatically moved to the front page. I commented on his last submission yesterday: http://slashdot.org/comments.p... , and he even responded asking to be fed (the hidden comment, he likes cheese). He wants the attention.

He appears to basically be an attention whore. I don’t use whore in a derogatory way (for him maybe), but he seems to be on every street corner on Slashdot. In the past I’ve used a Vegas concierge to procure untoward services from a woman for a bachelor party and it was unassuming and not in your face (except in the room of course, thank goodness it didn’t descend into Very Bad Things).

Further, he’s done some respectable things, per his Wikipedia page, regarding First Amendment rights. But all of that is obviously in the past given his propensity to post to Slashdot (and get to the front page a lot, what’s up with that?). It feels like Slashdot is his day job.

I mean him no harm, I just wish that Slashdot was no longer his blog.

He is a scourge upon us, lowering the bar, I fear we may have to have James Cameron dive in his submersible to raise the bar again (South Park reference, great episode).

So how can we deal with this menace? Here are some recommended guidelines.

First, I would recommend many “first post” and “can I subscribe to your newsletter” responses to any Bennett front page article (maybe even “How would a Beowulf Cluster of Bennet handle this”). Do not comment on the submission, just unrelated posts. Post tons of them; thousands if possible (let’s break posting records people!). Let them have the page views, but show how much we care.

As well, when viewing Firehose, check the submitter, and try not to promote his postings.

I will point out that his Wikipedia page actually draws out his success posting to Slashdot:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...
Quote: Haselton is a frequent contributor to Slashdot, where he posts long-form essays rather than short text summaries of current events, a distinction from other contributors that frequently creates controversy.

Anyway, I would never suggest such things, but I would mention that his Wikipedia entry could be updated, maybe to add that his posts are universally loathed on Slashdot.

There seem to be forces at hand that are actively diminishing the quality of Slashdot. Can we do a “beta” smack down on an obviously corporate promoted Bennett? I think we can, and it can be fun!!!!

And big-ups to dnebing for creating a MoveOn.org petition against his postings, awesome:
http://petitions.moveon.org/si..."

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[jones_supa]

Actually it was probably said just to curb some of the jealousy of some angry people thinking that Bennett has a special position to write these longer opinion pieces. Anyone can submit them.

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[Monkey-Man2000]

tldr;

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[retchdog]

yeah, like how in Soviet Russia you could also submit a vote for anyone.

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[rHBa]

The way I read it he's not complaining about long-form posts in general but specifically about the content of your posts.

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[hackertourist]

It's lead, not lede.

(this post brought to you by the committee against the degeneration of language)

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[g01d4]

But you never made an actual argument as to why the long-form posts are bad

One issue is that it's only your long-form posts that seem to merit as a Slashdot story, and the process of determining your post's merit seems contrary to Slashdot's user moderation philosophy. Care to explain? Oh wait...

I'd also add that long form posts are also contrary to Slashdot's general format of summary with link(s) followed by concise comments. Yes you've got the occasional book review but they're few and far between. They're also by different submitters so there's some variety in topic and, critically in your case, style.

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[sconeu]

Actually, "lede" is correct.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lede

Re: i knew it was Bennett

[retchdog]

I also share them with people whose opinions I respect...

it's good that you've now explicitly admitted that you have contempt for your audience. this is something your critics have been saying for years. so, why not move on to a more suitable forum or, perhaps, a psychiatrist?

Re: i knew it was Bennett

[bennetthaselton]

The full quote was "people whose opinions I respect and who are experts in math and economics." Whether or not I respect their opinions, surely you don't think everyone on Slashdot is an expert in math and economics.

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[Flentil]

Funny thing is I actually read all of Bennett's post, but yours got TLDR'd in the second paragraph, right about where you typed the word 'inane'.

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[hackertourist]

Dictionary entry or not, lede is a recent 'invention' by people who should know better than to make up new words when the old one was clear and unambiguous. See also "when it bleeds, it leads".

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[turp182]

What's wrong with inane? It's a great word.

Re:i knew it was Bennett

[mr.mctibbs]

You're avoiding the actual point: why are you the only one who posts long-form, and are you paid in any way to do so?

I'll betcha ten dollars to a donut...

[halivar]

...that Bennett Haselton has an account on Slashdot called Nerval's Lobster.

Re:I'll betcha ten dollars to a donut...

[Anonymous Coward]

...that Bennett Haselton has an account on Slashdot called Nerval's Lobster.

Nerval's Lobster is Nick Kolakowski, former SlashBI content schlub and current Dice content mill schlub.

"Read on for the rest. "

[QuietLagoon]

No.

Re:Fuck off Bennett

[rHBa]

Someone should write a userscript to do that, maybe put it on kickstarter, I know I'd help fund it...

troll?

[bored_engineer]

Are these Bennett Haselton posts just trolling by Slashdot editors?

Re:troll?

[Marginal Coward]

Personally, I think it's a twisted variant on the famous Milgram Experiment. Here's Wikipedia's description of that, adapted to the variant:

The Dice manager (PHB) orders the editor (E), the subject of the experiment, to give what the latter recognizes are painful electric shocks to Slashdotters (S), most of whom which for the site to thrive and prosper. The subject believes that for each Bennett Haselton post, the Slashdotter experiences the same effect as receiving actual electric shocks, though in reality it was much worse.

The goal of the experiment, of course, is to determine if E will actually kill Slashdot under the orders of an authority figure, PHB, or whether he/she will stop short of a lethal dose to the site. If the Milgram Experiment is any guide, the punishment will continue regardless of the screaming of S, until a lethal voltage has been administered.

For a related experiment, see beta.slashdot.org.

Yeah? i bet they do...

[nimbius]

And I want Bennett to stop using slashdot as a roll of shit tickets start using blogger, but ya know what? it doesnt look like anyones willing to change. Maybe we can put up a kickstarter to set up hosting and a registration for the poor guy. Or at least get together and have an intervention. Bennett, please, help us help you.

I work IT in schools

[ledow]

UK opinion here:

Liability is not the only concern.

We have child protection to take into account (in the UK, if you're under 18, you're a child even if the age of consent is 16 - so it's possible a photo of yourself performing a legal sex act with a consenting adult is actually illegal in itself!) and, no, we can't force you or your parents to take similar actions at home. However, we don't run child protection and eSafety workshops for the sake of it, nor are we required to do so in many cases.

It's not about liability. It's about protection. I can no more stop you from jumping railings or smoking outside of school that I can stop you getting on Facebook or Snapchat outside of school. But while you're in our property, under our "duty of care", and we have the ability to limit your behaviour and put in safeguards, we will.

I don't block Facebook / Snapchat for the fun of it. I block it because you're in school. You're not SUPPOSED to be on it. In some cases, you're not ALLOWED to be on it (e.g. if under 13, etc.). You're in school to learn, not to post selfies. If you want to just talk to your mates there are a million and one ways to do so, and each one I discover I will block. Because you're not supposed to be chatting to your mates in school for the majority of the time and we're under no obligation to provide the resources for you to do so at the expense of, say, lessons going on and staff getting to online resources.

In the same way I block game websites, violent or not, cartoons and funny websites, offensive or not, and other time-wasting crap. I have no legal obligation to *block* some of the above. But I do. Because a) it's safer for the younger kids, b) you're supposed to be using my (limited) resources for working towards an education and not distracting others, and c) because the parents would go ape-shit if they found out you were on Facebook / Snapchat (by whatever access) all day while you were at school.

Now, in the UK, school has a different meaning, but I've worked in primary (3-11), secondary (11-16/18) and sixth form (17/18 when it existed separately) schools, both state and private. And I can see no reason why even a college /university (18+) would be obliged - under liability or not - to actually block most such websites. They are worried about misuse of their resources as well as what you go on, but we don't want you going on that crap and we CERTAINLY don't want you bypassing our systems to go on that crap. Hell, it's all logged and monitored whether we block it or not.

This is possibly the worst article ever. No, I do not, would not, and never would - even under anonymity - suggest that you should be doing this stuff on your phone so that I'm not liable. Fuck that. This is about child protection, and getting your school work done. Neither of those factors are aided by your doing it on some other device or illicitly. But whether it's banned or not... that sends a message.

Fucking Americans. Everything is about not getting sued. Protect the damn kids, not by suggesting they can avoid child pornography charges by doing things on ephemeral systems but by NOT TAKING PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES.

Re:I work IT in schools

[PPH]

UK opinion here:

Thinks may work differently on that side of the pond.I don't block

Facebook / Snapchat for the fun of it. I block it because you're in school.

In the USA you don't block anything that can be accessed on a phone. FCC regulations. And although you might institute rules against using phones while in class, you don't ban or confisacate them. Or parents will come down on you with a world of hurt. Because their little kiddy absolutely must have the latest gadget* in the event some sort of emergency comes up.

*Could give them a dumb 'feature phone'. But kids won't be seen without the latest gadget. And that flip phone will fall out of a backpack 5 minutes after the peer group laughs at the old tech.

Re:I work IT in schools

[Anonymous Coward]

Fucking Americans. Everything is about not getting sued. Protect the damn kids, not by suggesting they can avoid child pornography charges by doing things on ephemeral systems but by NOT TAKING PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES.

Dude ... what's the worse consequence:
1. Having some people see you naked.
2. Getting charged with child porn offenses.

We don't live in Victorian Europe or modern Islama-totalitariastan, so, without a shadow of a doubt ... IT'S 2!!! The most sane thing to say to children is, "You really shouldn't be doing this, but, if you're going to anyway, make damn sure you don't get caught, and here are some good ways to help ensure you don't get caught." Using Snapchat is one of them, I guess, although there are much, much better options: https://www.eff.org/secure-mes...

My advice:
- Don't use phones to make the pictures/videos. Use standalone digital camera or camcorders, and securely wipe the memory cards when you're done.
- Use disk encryption: TrueCrypt, VeraCrypt, CipherShed. Use a good password for the volume.
- If you're in the UK (like you are), learn how to use the deniable encryption features of TrueCrypt derivatives, since you're living in a shitty place with no 5th Amendment protections. Fucking UK.

You're advice is as insultingly paternalistic as those who advocate abstinence-only sex education. "Don't do this. We're not going to tell you honestly about the risks and how to mitigate them, because knowledge is power, and we don't want to give you the power to make your own decisions. Don't ask questions. We know best."

How about this: it's their damn lives, not yours, and they have the right to make their own decisions, and to be given the knowledge to make their own informed decisions.

Re:I work IT in schools

[geekmux]

In the same way I block game websites, violent or not, cartoons and funny websites, offensive or not, and other time-wasting crap. I have no legal obligation to *block* some of the above. But I do. Because a) it's safer for the younger kids, b) you're supposed to be using my (limited) resources for working towards an education and not distracting others, and c) because the parents would go ape-shit if they found out you were on Facebook / Snapchat (by whatever access) all day while you were at school.

We've recently seen the proliferation of social media into the workplace, with corporate Twitter accounts, and plenty of businesses advertising on Facebook.

That said, I'm wondering how your old-fashioned mentality is going to fare when your teaching guidelines and cirriculum are not sent to you via hardcopy, but instead have been posted to the brand new teachers "portal", powered by Facebook.

What happens when the iParent of tomorrow gets pissed for you denying their child access to social media? Speaking of lawsuits, get ready for the one about the introvert you prevented from blossoming into a normal functioning student with your anti-social views that prevent the use of social media, which is already a staple of modern society. Won't someone think of the CHILDREN!

(Yeah, I wish our legal system wasn't that fucked up, but it is. We have to worry about the lawsuits from the lawsuits.)

We already have Facebook for Work. Don't think for one second Facebook doesn't have their sights on the classroom too.

I should clarify, I agree with you 110% regarding pointless stupid distractions. That doesn't mean your obsolete attitude will save you, and assuming you can teach abstinence in this case is assuming there's enough sand on the entire planet to bury your ignorance.

There isn't.

Re:I work IT in schools

[Coren22]

My kid uses my dad's previous phone (a Moto x) because his phone I got free previously broke.

My younger son uses a Moto x I bought for 1 penny. A real expensive phone there.

My kids also come home to an empty house with no landline (it is cheaper to have two additional cell phones), so they need to be able to call me if there are issues. I am sorry if it bothers you that some people have valid reasons for their kids having "the latest gadget", but frankly, it is damn hard to get a cheap feature phone anymore in the US. You sure aren't going to find a phone for less than free, or even a penny that is a feature phone.

Re:I work IT in schools

[Coren22]

I thought you all sent all the Puritans over here...when did UK decide that the human body was disgusting?

Re:Fuck off Bennett

[Monkey-Man2000]

Surely something could be done with GreaseMonkey, but /. should just fix their site so we don't have to install extra crap to make it usable.

This is a new low

[CptChipJew]

This is a new low when it comes to speculation and overall horseshittiness, even for you Bennett.

Re:This is a new low

[Anonymous Coward]

I love how oblivious he is to "The Snappening" while he ignorantly flaps his gums on a topic he is obviously totally uninformed on.

My local high school is primarily afraid of being accused of molesting/fucking/sexually harassing their students.

Like finely tuned instruments executing the "ostrich mentality" they are perfectly content to stay as far away from students genitals &/or pictures as possible and will only intervene once the legal standard of "reasonable person" forces their hand. Once they no longer have the plausible deniability of blissful ignorance, they have ZERO wiggle room in the law on reporting the issue to local police.

Anyone who acts differently is probably a closeted pedophile subconsciously hoping for an opportunity to see some of the illegal material while executing their twisted interpretation of "responsibility" so they can to increase their probability of encountering it while hiding behind the pretext of "due diligence".

Context: (Warning: I am not a lawyer)
My understanding of these issues is this:
In the USA, anyone who views pornography of a minor is mandated to report it to authorities by law. There is no "didn't know they were a minor" defense. The only defense for having viewed it is "I reported it to the authorities". If you don't report it: you have been in possession of it and are guilty until a lengthy reputation-destroying test-case battle to the supreme court.

Technically: the only "legally advisable"(see warning above) solution to this problem is to automatically report EVERY PHOTO/VIDEO ON THE INTERNET to the authorities as potentially being steganographically obfuscated child porn. That's the system of incentives created by the law as it is written. People don't do this because they don't want to DDoS the limited resources the Justice Department allocates to this issue, and the unwritten social contract with the cops is: they won't throw away the key on morally innocent people so that the delicate balance between unconstitutional-in-spirit/necessary-evil prosecutorial discretion and resource constraints can be maintained.

Unlike the War on Drugs where they can deputize sheriffs and recruit ex-military enlisted to play cops and robbers with drug dealers: sex offenders are not profitable cases for the prison industrial complex to seek out and investigate. Aside from "entrapment" issues, it's very expensive to investigate because there isn't a computer vision algorithm to spot pornography, let alone accurately identify age. As a consequence: they have to use fallible and corruptible humans to identify if an image is or isn't child porn.

From a human resources perspective: this is an absolute fucking disaster. Human failure rate alone is obnoxiously high because the legal distinction between 17 and 364 days and 18 and 1 day is concrete and razor thin, but the ability of humans to estimate age by appearance has a accuracy measured in 6-18 months(absolute BEST case). Assuming that computers are still worse at this game than humans: this translates to a minimal level of pre-filtering that computers can do before humans have to be involved in the process. Machine learning can be trained to recognize a cock in a picture, and probably an infant. But training the difference between a 15 year old and a 19 year old? Determining if they are engaged in "lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person"? That's a value judgement that would confound a jury challenged to read the mind of intent! "I know it when I see it" in more clinical language.

Let's look at one of many laws for a second:

18 U.S. Code 2256
(A) Except as provided in subparagraph (B), “sexually explicit conduct” means actual or simulated—
(i) sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;
(ii) bestiality;
(iii) masturbation;
(iv) sadistic or masochistic abuse; or
(v) lascivious exhibition of th

IF

[BadPirate]

( post_is_by_bennett OR content_involves_use_of_pseudo_code_where_english_would_do_fine ) THEN IGNORE

OK, you made me snort.

[tlambert]

“How would a Beowulf Cluster of Bennet handle this”

OK, you made me snort. This is really quite funny.

Re:Hey Bennett

[Lunix Nutcase]

Hey it worked for Pete Townshend.

Bad Law

[Anonymous Coward]

It's probably a bad law if you find yourself arresting and charging half of a high school with a federal crime for disseminating nude pictures of themselves. At this point it seems like they have criminalized common behavior for high school students of this generation. I'm sure other generations did this too it's just that now the internet and cellphones have not only made the information in question easier to disseminate but also to track so now we are criminalizing large swaths of our youth over what is essentially natural behavior.

Re:Yay he finally weighed in!!!!

[g0bshiTe]

Wish he were with use the way CmdrTaco used to be.

Seriously Bennett?

[NeoRete]

As a system administrator in a high school with about 1,000 students, I can say in short: No way and this post totally misses the mark.

First and foremost, anything that is going to distract a student in class and is not educationally related will be blocked in school. Simple as that. Teachers have enough to manage in class or outside of class during normal school hours without having to deal with social media intruding into their work.

In regard to sexting and using Snapchat over traditional communication, I have not seen an observable difference in the frequency of issues pre and post Snapchat sexting. There are plenty of ways to save Snapchats that students know know to do, including such low-tech ways as taking photos of the phone displaying the message. OP doesn't consider that these images are sometimes sent to many individuals initially by the person who took the images. By that point, one of the students would most likely alert a school administrator. I'd say a larger indicator of when this would be a school issue is how many individuals it was sent to initially.

Instead of fixing the law, let's sweep it under

[gurps_npc]

Yes, instead of realizing that we went WAY WAY overboard on sex crime laws - lets hide the evidence. That will solve the problem.

1) Most actual offenses are committed by kids being kids.

2) Most arrested for sex crimes do NOT re-offend (while people arrested for theft, drug related or violent crimes DO re-offend).

3) Most places have huge double standards punishing men more than women, boys more than girls.

4) States do their best to ensure that anyone that committed one sex crime gets screwed over entirely - no job, no place to live, no friends, all under the banner of "protect the children", when in reality they endanger the children by encouraging the offenders to break ridiculous laws instead of getting involved in normal social activity like attending church.

5) The rules are set up to the worst first time offenders - family and close friends - while making everyone else paranoid about strangers.

Grow up and smell the coffee...

[Anonymous Coward]

"When a school installs a railing by the side of a walkway to keep students safe from passing cars, they're probably motivated by a mixture of concern over being sued, and legitimate concern for students' safety...."

'Schools', as such, have no concern of any kind. Individuals have concerns. Schools are a human social and commercial enterprise - much the same as a company.

Railings are put up because the school has to employ a safety officer by law. The safety officer has a job to do - he does a risk analysis and produces a set of recommendations - if he doesn't he won't be paid.

The recommendations go before a school board with costings - someone from finance draws a line and says 'Just do these ones'. Because they've been told to keep the budget to $X, otherwise THEY lose their jobs.

And finally a contract is set and a workman installs the railings - so that he can get paid.

Same with every aspect of the school. Like everything else in the adult world. Everyone does what will get them the most money...

Re:In other news...

[Noah Haders]

exactly. the truth here is that schools don't want to go anywhere near the subject of illicit photos. They would strongly prefer that it doesn't exist. If the photos were being taken on school equipment, schools would much sooner drill out the cameras than direct students to a medium more condusive to these photos.

schools care about what is best for the schools, not what is best for the students.

Re:Fuck off Bennett

[rHBa]

I agree but unfortunately /. (or more specifically Dice) doesn't care about usability (have you seen Beta?), they only care about page views/eyes on ads. If users never viewed a BH posts then they'd quickly stop him posting.

Personally I saw the abbreviated version of this post without taking in the fact it was yet another BH diatribe, I'd already loaded the page before I realised what it was so Dice's stats will register a hit on the page despite the fact I didn't want to read 90% of the rubbish contained in the OPs post.

IMHO a Greasemonkey userscript would be one way* to allow users to more easily avoid BH posts completely and help get the message to Dice that we don't want these steaming piles of elephant shit.

* I'd be happy to consider other methods such as native plugins or whatever...

Can't be saved, can't be forwarded.

[stox]

Currently in alpha for iPhone only,

https://sly.cr/

Have fun!

Re:Fuck off Bennett

[rHBa]

I'd happily sign but it says:

Petition Not Available

The content of this petition is under review.

Re:Fuck off Bennett

[Monkey-Man2000]

I agree but unfortunately /. (or more specifically Dice) doesn't care about usability (have you seen Beta?), they only care about page views/eyes on ads.

Yes, Beta looks like ass. However, I serendipitously discovered recently that Beta is the only way to view slashdot on my mobile and for some reason it browses comments at 0 or below. The "happy" consequence of that is that I got to see more of the trolls than I'm accustomed to on the classic site through my computer, and I didn't know the goatse and gnaa trolls were still around. That fondly reminded me of the good-old days of shitdot.

IMHO a Greasemonkey userscript would be one way* to allow users to more easily avoid BH posts completely and help get the message to Dice that we don't want these steaming piles of elephant shit. * I'd be happy to consider other methods such as native plugins or whatever...

This guy looks like they're on to something.

Oh I know this plot ...

[CaptainDork]

... it's the same as condoms for minors and stuff.

I love Bennett's articles

[lgordo]

I don't read them, but I love reading the comments.

PLEASE JUST BRING BACK JON KATZ!

[derinax]

I mean seriously Slashdot, if you're going to go full mediocre then go full mediocre.

Really?

[LWATCDR]

"the recipient is already being dishonest with you (saving pics without your permission) at the time that you send the picture
AND
the recipient is smart enough to figure out how to save Snapchat pictures without notifying you -- not that hard, but eliminates some people"
How small of set is that? It would be the intersection of people smart enough to use a smartphone and can not use Google

So the headline is TOTAL BULLSHIT

[wonkey_monkey]

Your High School Wants You To Install Snapchat

TL;BH

You missed out the words "It's my completely uninformed guess that..." from the front of your stupid clickbait headline.

Re:Anyone done the analysis?

[halivar]

As it turns out, "Anonymous Coward" is an actual person with no job, a lot of time, and a lot of conflicting opinions.

who is this idiot writing article?

[MarkH]

Doesn't make any sense.

Re:Fuck off Bennett

[rHBa]

Have you managed to find the search functionality on the mobile version of /. 'cause I haven't. You'd assume it's there somewhere but it must be well hidden.

Personally, using FF Mobile on Android, I just "Request Desktop Site" and get /. classic. Then again that's on a Nexus 7 so the classic version is quite usable, not sure if it would work so well on a <6'' mobile

Re:This is not SlashBennett

[Lunix Nutcase]

Don't give them any ideas!!