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There Is No "You" In a Parallel Universe

StartsWithABang (3485481) writes "Ever since quantum mechanics first came along, we've recognized how tenuous our perception of reality is, and how — in many ways — what we perceive is just a very small subset of what's going on at the quantum level in our Universe. Then, along came cosmic inflation, teaching us that our observable Universe is just a tiny, tiny fraction of the matter-and-radiation filled space out there, with possibilities including Universes with different fundamental laws and constants, differing quantum outcomes existing in disconnected regions of space, and even the fantastic one of parallel Universes and alternate versions of you and me. But is that last one really admissible? The best modern evidence teaches us that even with all the Universes that inflation creates, it's still a finite number, and an insufficiently large number to contain all the possibilities that a 13.8 billion year old Universe with 10^90 particles admits."

226 comments

  1. My lack of "Other Me" didn't get the first post by TomR+teh+Pirate · · Score: 1, Funny

    nt.

    1. Re:My lack of "Other Me" didn't get the first post by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      A yet more intriguing question is; What says that the laws of nature are different in another universe?

      Compare with soap bubbles, where our universe is one bubble. The laws are the same in all bubbles even though the sizes and shapes differ.

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    2. Re:My lack of "Other Me" didn't get the first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like a balloon... and something bad happens!

    3. Re:My lack of "Other Me" didn't get the first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare with soap bubbles, where our universe is one bubble. The laws are the same in all bubbles even though the sizes and shapes differ.

      In theory, sure. But what if one of the soap bubbles has a goatee?

    4. Re:My lack of "Other Me" didn't get the first post by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And a gold sash? I watched that yesterday.

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    5. Re:My lack of "Other Me" didn't get the first post by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      I have the goatee already...

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  2. Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    has nothing to do with "parallel" universes...

    1. Re:Except inflation by tysonedwards · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Except, it does... Inflation dictates the spatial dimensions occupied by the observable universe and distribution of matter within it. If said inflation occurred differently even in what could be described as the most insignificant value, than matter distribution could be dramatically different than what we see today in our observable universe. Different matter distributions == a universe in which said parallel universe which is inherently different than what we see around us.

      However, at the same point it may as well be saying that within the multiverse where an infinite number of other universes exist, it is more plausible that there will be universes that are not like our own than there are those that are like our own as fundamental laws regarding the creation of said universes need not be identical, preventing the creation of sufficiently similar natural systems; ergo, the Goldilocks Principle.

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    2. Re:Except inflation by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1, Troll

      In other words, even though in the future there is a Spok in a mirror universe, that Spok will wear a goatee, and was thus will not the same as the Spok from our universe will be. That also means that that mirror universe isn't a mirror after all. Since when do you look in the mirror and see a goatee, even after you shave yourself?

    3. Re:Except inflation by binarylarry · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder what mirror universe Jesus would be like.

      Shaven, well manicured, free market capitalist homosexual libertarian??

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    4. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it doesn't. You seem to have a child-like concept where all universes exist in one physical space. The parallel universe exist outside of our space.

      The answer to 'is there another you" is "it's impossible to know".

    5. Re:Except inflation by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, I think Jesus in the mirror universe would be white instead of middle eastern.

    6. Re:Except inflation by networkzombie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your geek card has hereby been revocked.

    7. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Made in China.

    8. Re:Except inflation by Richard+Dick+Head · · Score: 1

      Yes it does. Consider the following [preferrably after green refreshments]:

      Our universe was birthed as an explosion, and particles expand outward. Yet even if they approach an infinite amount of space between each there will remain an gravitational attraction between all particles that will bring them back together given enough time, and will return to the original configuration before the explosion.

      At that point the explosion will recur.

      You could plot the progress of those universes superimposed on one another and call it parallel. Which goes well with a mathematical model since the expansion and contraction is inherently and pervasively sinusoidal.

      However that isn't a great approach as far as trying to navigate between them. You can't exactly "go back" like you would expect two independent functions, so the idea of what we could accomplish is more nuanced.

      You could however consider that such a configuration doesn't result in "infinite" possibilities per se. The particles emerging from the big bang have certain properties, they combine in a certain way, and the major elements of the process are measurable and repeatable to some extent.

      So instead if we were to plot it out each successive universe there would be a certain "wobble". Each iteration of the universe would be slightly different. If you know enough about the characteristic frequency of the wobble you could even move "back" and forth, although instead of going "back" you'd simply enter another iteration of the universe that is identical to a historical target.

      Really this is the only way time travel is possible. You would have to position yourself to arrive at November 5, 1955 in a future universe identical to the current iteration.

      Not exactly what you think of as time travel, but the only possible way it could work. And no, time paradoxes are silly and don't exist in this. If you "go back in time" and kill your grandfather you're only adding an additional harmonic to the characteristic frequency of the wobble of the universal life cycle. Instead of a progression of:

      [exist in this universe], [exist in this universe]

      You have:

      [exist], [don't exist because you came here and killed your grandpa], [exist], [don't exist because you ...],...

      And each interaction (or communication) adds an order of magnitude of complication of this harmonic. So the more interuniversal communication happens the harder it gets each time to calculate that "identical universe". In fact we could probably mathematically prove that it impossible to obtain such an identical universe after a certain amount of communication occurs for some meaningless constant which has likely already been surpassed by an infinite amount.

      The reason that the communication is important is because if it didn't occur then we would be basically be trapped in a Star Trek-like where time simply loops, and we repeat the same actions over and over again for infinity. The communication/cross-contamination/what have you gives us the ability to pass on progress forward and have a evolving paradigm.

    9. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that Universe has no 'c' in the alphabet.

    10. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to mod you up .... Maybe Bennet has mod points, he IS a frequent contributor

    11. Re:Except inflation by Immerman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > Yet even if they approach an infinite amount of space between each there will remain an gravitational attraction between all particles that will bring them back together given enough time, and will return to the original configuration before the explosion.

      Not so. According to the currently widely accepted interpretation of Hubble observations the universe is not only expanding, but expanding at an ever-accelerating rate thanks to the influence of so-called dark energy. Under the influence of that effect - generally interpreted to be an expansion of the fabric of spacetime itself, the entire universe will expand exponentially long after the average density of both normal and dark matter is so close to zero as to make no difference, and the incredibly diffuse dark energy is effectively all that remains. The universe is destined to end not in a "big crunch", but as an eternally cold and empty void, with even the individual protons shed by long dead stars separated by such vast distances that they are no longer causally connected.

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    12. Re:Except inflation by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      Because vocking it just once isn't enough.

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    13. Re:Except inflation by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      I think his name would be "Dangerman" and he'd be the leader of a motorcycle gang.

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    14. Re: Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spock%27s_Beard

    15. Re:Except inflation by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 2

      Yeah. I've always found that to be a bit of a bummer :(

      I like to think the aliens running the simulation will reboot it before then.

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    16. Re:Except inflation by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      No idea what you're saying, so I can't critique it.

      But I really want to know why so many people interested in time travel apparently hate their grandfathers so much.

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    17. Re:Except inflation by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I wonder what mirror universe Jesus would be like.

      God Emperor of Mankind.

      Whether it was intentional or not, WH40K is pretty much a parody of militant Evangelical theology.

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    18. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what parallel universes are. Parallel universes involves the collapse of the universe's wave function for every measurement made by a concious being. Under QM the non-measured part disappears completely for each observer.

    19. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if m-branes again collide? I guess that will be a different "universe," not in our space-time whatever... LOL

    20. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think Jesus in the mirror universe would be white instead of middle eastern.

      So, we are mirrorverse?

    21. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "has nothing to do with parallel universes" - I will just let that one slide!

    22. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what parallel universes are. Parallel universes involves the collapse of the universe's wave function for every measurement made by a concious being. Under QM the non-measured part disappears completely for each observer.

      Bollocks. There is no need whatsoever for any conscious - or living - observer for the so-called collapse of the wave function. That metaphysical faeces has done a lot of harm. It was proven many years ago by HS Green and collaborators that interactions with the environment alone will collapse the wave function. See http://sciencearchive.org.au/fellows/memoirs/green.html

    23. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like a baby arm holding an apple

    24. Re:Except inflation by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Actually such collision could occur anywhere, at any time - there might at any moment be a collision between some other m-brane and the little bit of our m-brane housing Earth - vaporizing our entire solar system, and possibly our galaxy and even galactic cluster as the explosion of energy from the new "big bang" raced out into the surrounding universe.

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    25. Re:Except inflation by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Except, it does... Inflation dictates the spatial dimensions occupied by the observable universe and distribution of matter within it.

      Inflation does no such thing!! It is ridiculous to even suggest that the most convenient hypothesis thus imaginable, twisted and dressed to match an anthropomorphic observation, from an anthropomorphic vantage point, that is only part of a model within the current accepted paradigm has any authority over long past events, if they even occurred, or any authority whatsoever over the Universe, other than to help deny other ideas and hypothesis from surfacing for mere consideration that do not fit within the accepted current paradigm. Many often make this mistake of getting carried away with the difference between objective reality and the very human attempts to shoehorn it into our larger ideas or understanding, that we're pretty sure are correct, but for all of the arrogance of science, it could in fact just be a very well orchestrated gag.

    26. Re:Except inflation by AJWM · · Score: 2

      Parallel universes are just slices of the "real" universe offset in different timelike directions from the slice we experience. I.e, think of time as N dimensional where N > 1, if time were 3 dimensional we could call the timelike dimensions t, t', and t". Our perception is limited to t (plus x, y and z). Moving in the t' or t" axes, we get to parallel worlds (also known as travel "crosstime" in many sci-fi stories). QM effects can propagate crosstime, but we can only observe one slice of that.

      There's no actual "split" when a wave collapses, the parallel world(s) was (were) always there, it (they) just hadn't differentiated yet. (There's also no preferred t-like axis -- an observer travelling along t' (with fixed x,y,z) will see a progression of changes just as one at the same (x,y,z) would see travelling along t or t" -- but they'd be different changes.)

      Niven had the right idea with his "All the Myriad Ways", the TV series "Sliders" was close too. The idea that there's only one (or at most a handful of) parallel world(s), like ST's mirror universe, is just silly.

      And yes, I'm making this shit up (although not entirely). It's part of the background to my paratime stories.

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    27. Re:Except inflation by jonfr · · Score: 1

      Universes expand into them self. Plenty of room there and for all other universes out there. They must have made a error in there math, or the idea is just plain wrong they got.

    28. Re: Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you missed that there are two multiverses. You're talking about the set that arises given the Copenhagen Interpretation. The article is talking about the set arising from multiple universes born of multiple independent Big Bangs.

    29. Re:Except inflation by saijanai · · Score: 1

      In Tegmark's Multiverse theory, there are 4 levels of multi-verse.

      http://space.mit.edu/home/tegmark/PDF/multiverse_sciam.pdf

      Your discussion is of only one of them. The OP's is sorta a discussion of another.

    30. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what mirror universe Jesus would be like.

      Shaven, well manicured, free market capitalist homosexual libertarian??

      What about Mohammed? Why not speculate on the mirror Mo. Sodomizer. Child rapist. Violent. Oh no, that's our one.

    31. Re:Except inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In an alternate universe Jesus actual was the son of a god.

  3. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's no you, sure. But me, I'm in all of them.

    1. Re:Well by Immerman · · Score: 0

      Amateur. Travel the path to enlightenment and you shall come to recognize that you *are* all of them.

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    2. Re:Well by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Travel the path to enlightenment and you shall come to recognize that you *are* none of them. Not even the one you think you are.

    3. Re:Well by Immerman · · Score: 1

      So it's a common thing for people to think they're a universe now?

      Truly though, I think both recognitions become synonymous when the self is dissolved.

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    4. Re:Well by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      The universe is merely a soap bubble.

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    5. Re:Well by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      There is no self.

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    6. Re:Well by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      So it's a common thing for people to think they're a universe now?

      Some people may interpret Sagan's musings that way, but most are just now coming to appreciate that the "self" is not a ghost that inhabits our bodies, it's actually the universe itself experiencing what it is to be human. Our physical and emotional experience is a tiny subset of the Universe's experience. More simply put, if you want to say the universe is god, then we are god's eyes.

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    7. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not there yet. Denial of self is the baby step. Until you embrace the sociopathic narcisism that is self evident in the universe, you will not be able to fully loathe yourself. Of course, if you're going to cop out to the ole "collapse of the wave function" stuff, you're just denying the absurdity of infinity.
      There is only me-now. Then it is gone. There is no canvas, nor paint, only the artist.

    8. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What you do is what the whole universe is doing at the place you call 'here and now'. you are something that the whole universe is doing, in the same way that a wave is something the whole ocean is doing. the real you is not a puppet which life pushes around. the real deep down you is the whole universe."

        - Alan Watts

    9. Re: Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more "spiritual" somebody is, the more they get wrapped up in metaphor.

      That sense of "oneness" you "feel" is called empathy, which is biologically driven. However, some people, like sociopaths, have no empathy. The metaphors you make have no resonance with them. I'm not a sociopath, but knowing they exist is instructive.

    10. Re:Well by saijanai · · Score: 1

      There is no self.

      That's an assumption coming from an interpretation of a spiritual tradition that may not be valid from the perspective of other traditions. Mindfulness and concentrative practices disrupt parts of the brain responsible for self and so support the interpretation "there is no self." TM enhances those same areas and eventually leads to a situation where "self" is always present, even during deep sleep. And so there is always self.

    11. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, true self ("I am everything"/"I am the universe") is the same teaching as no-self ("I am nothing", "there is no self") stated in quite different ways.

      http://www.dharmaoverground.org/web/guest/dharma-wiki/-/wiki/Main/MCTB+No-self+vs.+True+Self
      This whole book is an extremely valuable resource.

    12. Re:Well by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Of course there is only "me", and "I" am simultaneously canvas, paint, and artist. Among the things "I" paint is a thing calling itself "Immerman", but that is only one detail on a canvas that encompasses even the farthest galaxies.

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  4. well, a finite number that expands by turkeydance · · Score: 1, Interesting

    like the universe does, doesn't it?

    1. Re:well, a finite number that expands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Like pi is expanding.

  5. Parallel by Livius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those universes aren't what people usually mean by 'parallel'. Usually they're thinking of a universe which at some point in the past was identical to this one.

    These orthogonal universes obviously aren't going to have duplicates of anything here.

    1. Re:Parallel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those universes aren't what people usually mean by 'parallel'. Usually they're thinking of a universe which at some point in the past was identical to this one.

      These orthogonal universes obviously aren't going to have duplicates of anything here.

      I will ask the Bill Clinton response question to your orthogonal universes having duplicates of anything here, It depends on what you mean by duplicate.
      An orthogonal universe may indeed have had Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky and a Cigar corresponding in the oval office, however the universe would still be orthogonal if black was white, The Earth was square or if Space were filled with solid matter and all "things" were places not occupied by matter. The point is..

      I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

      So we are using trigonometry to explain quantum physics now?

      So these orthogonal universes are diverging from our own universe in the direction represented by i, so this includes all fiction?

      I think they missed something when they said there is no You in the parallel universe when they meant no i. The phrase is there is no i in team.

    2. Re:Parallel by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      Strange, I always thought parallel universe meant it is another universe that is parallel to our own on a three dimensional plane. Or in other words, if our universe could be represented by a piece of paper, then another piece of paper laying on top of it is a parallel piece of paper, and where they physically converge with one another manifests as a sphere (like a black hole) similar to how if you were to poke a hole in a piece of paper, then a two dimensional being living in that paper would see a big empty circle.

    3. Re:Parallel by Immerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nothing obvious about it. Presuming inflationary theory is correct, there will be a nigh-infinite number of other "bubbleverses" spawned within the perpetually expanding inflationary energy. Now, since in that model our own "bubbleverse" is finite, then if the the number of other bubbleverses was truly infinite then all possible bubbleverses would exist, including an infinite number of exact duplicates of our own (and every other) bubbleverse. However, if we instead presume that the inflationary energy is *not* infinite, then you must compare the number of potential bubbleverses with the same physical laws as our own to the number of potential states that such a bubbleverse could be in. If there are sufficiently more bubbleverses like our own then there are states in which our bubbleverse can be in, then by the pigeonhole principle there must by necessity be some bubbleverses that are near-perfect duplicates of our own - including being home to some "other you".

      As I understand it, current theory and observation suggests that the inflationary period began *after* the birth of the universe (multiverse?) 13.8 billion years ago, so that puts a hard upper limit on how much inflationary energy can exist in the "multiverse", and thus how many "bubbleverses" like ours could have been spawned within it. Presumably they did the calculations and determined that the number of possible bubbleverses like our own is radically less than the number of possible states our bubbleverse could be in, thus establishing that it is very unlikely that any near-duplicate universes exist.

      At least within that definition of parallel universe. There is of course also the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, as well as brane theory and it's ilk, which postulate two additional, and entirely different, kinds of parallel universe which may *also* exist. And the Many Worlds Interpretation at least would absolutely suggest the existence of a large number of near-identical universes - after all Schroedinger's poor cat would have to be discovered both alive and dead by alternate Schroedingers who didn't bifurcate until the experiment was performed.

      (As an interesting side consideration - would you get an alternate Schroedinger for every instant in which the istotope either did or did not decay? Or would the alternates consolidate as the particular instant of decay ceased to be relevant to the timeline?)

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    4. Re:Parallel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This abuse of semantics is egregious. Of course, it is popular to the point of being correct, but only by stipulation, not by logical consistency.

      "Universe" means "all things taken as one." There is only one. It is semantically impossible for there to be "parallel universes." They are parallel regions of space-time, which are part of "the universe."

      The word "multiverse" is redundant. It literally means "many things taken as many" which is dumb. That to which it refers is that to which the word "universe" already properly refers.

      Let me ask you....if it turns out that there are multiple "multiverses", what are you going to call the collection thereof? A "multimultiverse?"

      Rubbish.

    5. Re:Parallel by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      'parallel'

      Oblig GF3 Quote:
      *All the universes must sail in the same direction*

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    6. Re:Parallel by Immerman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You are ignoring the process by which words acquire historical definitions. "Atom" for example literally means something that cannot be further divided - something which clearly does not apply to something composed of protons, neutrons, and electrons. Nevertheless, by the time we realized that atoms could in fact be divided further the meaning of "smallest particle of an element" had become well established, and thus we continued to use the word even though it was clearly a lie.

      Similarly "universe" had come to mean "the expanse of spacetime which obeys the geometries and physical laws with which we are familiar and which was causally connected with us at some point in the past" long before we realized that the whole of the cosmos is likely far vaster and stranger than we can possibly imagine or ever hope to observe.

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    7. Re:Parallel by Immerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A very limited definition of parallel. Parallel lines will never intersect, but that only implies a constant distance and identical heading when dealing with Euclidean space. Take a course in non-Euclidean geometry sometime and you'll discover far more bizarre forms of parallelism.

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    8. Re:Parallel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nothing obvious about it."

      If you care to take a look at how much would need to be exactly the same (all those 10^90 particles and waves interacting in exactly the same way for such a long time) it becomes pretty obvious.

    9. Re:Parallel by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Oh? And what if there are 10^(10^900000000!) other bubbleverses like ours (identical physics, geometry, and other starting conditions) out there? That would change the probabilities somewhat, would it not? The question is not how unlikely it is that a similar bubbleverse would be a "clone" of ours, it's whether or not enough similar bubbleverses exist to make it likely. In an infinitely-expanding cloud of inflationary energy eternally spawning new bubbleverses at a geometrically increasing rate, the odds that another universe, identical to our at this moment, will eventually exist approaches unity. The only question is how long it will take before that happens.

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    10. Re:Parallel by saijanai · · Score: 1

      Strange, I always thought parallel universe meant it is another universe that is parallel to our own on a three dimensional plane. Or in other words, if our universe could be represented by a piece of paper, then another piece of paper laying on top of it is a parallel piece of paper, and where they physically converge with one another manifests as a sphere (like a black hole) similar to how if you were to poke a hole in a piece of paper, then a two dimensional being living in that paper would see a big empty circle.

      Read Tegmark''s papers on the multiverse concept(s).

      There's many different varieties, 4 within his specific theory:

      The Universes of Max Tegmark

  6. This is junk science by TrollstonButterbeans · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And the support for Big Bang style cosmic inflation (universe ballooning up from nothing in a trillionth of second) is sparse. (As opposed to the normal expanding universe we see that even old Steady State theory said existed.)

    If cosmic inflation happened, everything real far away should be in its infancy, but we see sprial galaxies 13 billion years away.

    Quasars are supposed to only be in the beginning of the universe in early times according to the Big Bang, and there are 2 of them within 800 million miles of us which should not even be possible. http://www.sdss.org/news/relea...

    So we have old structures very far away well-developed with plenty of metal, which shouldn't happen.

    We have "newer" structures nearby, which shouldn't happen.

    Add to the fact there are no metal-free stars (Pop III) ever seen, it is difficult to see what aspect of Big Bang Theory holds true. Astronomy might be better off if it were discarded because a number of the popular conclusions double-down on bad science and result in wild goose chases (dark energy only need exist to support the Big Bang because only the Big Bang says expansion must be accelerating.)

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    1. Re:This is junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      OK, Mr.-or-Mrs. Frowny-face, what do you have to explain it all? I'm not saying you're wrong, but if this is junk science, then what brilliant model have you come up with that fits the data? It had damn well better have countless "me"s or I'll be infinitely disappointed in you as well.

    2. Re:This is junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't need to propose a different model to be skeptical of an existing model. Maybe the answer is we "don't know".

    3. Re: This is junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why is this marked troll? I find it to be a valid statement. Just because someone doesn't agree with the prevailing theory doesn't mean they're trolling.

    4. Re:This is junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "only the Big Bang says expansion must be accelerating"

      What? I thought red shift says it must be expanding. Red shift is a measurement, not dependent on the Big Bang.

    5. Re:This is junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The obvious answer is that there is there is more than one universe. The idea that there is ONE and only ONE big bang is ridiculous. If one big bang can happen then why not two, three, four?????

      And of course we can only see due to electromagnetic waves, so anything further away does not exist to us. Of course it does exist, it just doesn't get seen.

    6. Re:This is junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not a gay big bang? What do you have against homosexual big bangs?

    7. Re:This is junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being skeptical and calling something junk science are two very different things.

    8. Re: This is junk science by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      It contains inaccuracies and is a clear troll. The poster knows enough terminology to sound smart, and deliberately twists it.

      Oh, and the username begins with the word "Troll". Whoever went on to moderate that post as "Insightful" (as it now stands) does not understand cosmology, and additionally does not know how to identify an obvious troll.

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  7. Cosmic Inflation explains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obesity. News at 11...

  8. You do not exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This universe is parallel to itself. You do not exist.

  9. Prove it! by mschaffer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Show me one other alternate universe. Is that so much to ask?

    1. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Show me one other alternate universe. Is that so much to ask?

      I did prove it. In the alternate universe.

    2. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...along came cosmic inflation, teaching us that our observable Universe is just a tiny, tiny fraction of the matter-and-radiation filled space out there, with possibilities including...

      They're speculating about the possibilities, not asserting actualities. So relax and have some orange sherbet.

    3. Re:Prove it! by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Show me one other alternate universe.

      Fox "News".

    4. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Show me one other alternate universe.

      > Fox "News".

      Show me some new humorous material and not boring repeated memes...

    5. Re:Prove it! by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "Show me one other alternate universe. Is that so much to ask?"

      https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Repositories/Ubuntu

        it is an alternative to the debian universe repository. hey you said one not what type.

    6. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Show me one other alternate universe.

      > Fox "News".

      Show me some new humorous material and not boring repeated memes...

      Hey! They said the possibilities weren't limitless! Can't you read?

    7. Re:Prove it! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      BBC News?

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    8. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm posting from there but you're not invited. All the cool people live there now though.

    9. Re:Prove it! by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Show me one other alternate universe.

      Fox "News".

      The day will come when even you folks stop thinking of that as clever.

    10. Re:Prove it! by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      Yes, because they will realize that being a mouthpiece for a propaganda machine and catering to a small core of their demographic is alienating to a large segment of the population.

      Some day, those people that are making the decision to pander to their base will be replaced, and hopefully there will be a culture shift towards moderate. At that point, we will stop thinking of that as clever, because it will no longer be true.

    11. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah? What fuckin universe is that? How many hanging chads do i need for a ticket?
      Silicon soldiers and Clinton's coming.

    12. Re:Prove it! by typing+ape · · Score: 1

      My parallel self just showed your parallel self an alternate universe. Go ahead, check it out. You'll see.

    13. Re:Prove it! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Not in this universe

    14. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe you. Show me ONE other slashdot post where that same joke was used in the past.

    15. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people...

    16. Re:Prove it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is it "repeated"? I haven't seen it before on /.

  10. As Usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    As usual for this crap, the poster gets it completely wrong. The idea of eternal inflation, that the conditions for inflation could "loop" due to tunneling back up a potential, is not that a finite number of "universes" are created, but an infinite number, so there absolutely ARE an infinite number of "you"s in such models. Of course there are tons of things than can go wrong with such models, but the description given goes against just about all the descriptions of inflation with quantum backreaction given by leading field figures (Linde/Guth et al.)

    "Universes" here are shorthand for region of space that have become causally disconnected. The philosophy of identity in all this is up for grabs, and there's loads of problems making predictable models out of this stuff, even simple counting problems go wrong due to ordering ambiguities etc. Nevertheless the models that the pop-sci author is using do the opposite of what's being claimed here.

    1. Re:As Usual by Immerman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even if an infinite number of universes exist, that does not imply that any of them are remotely similar to ours. For that implication to hold you must also assume that our universe is finite, or at least a drastically lower order of infinite such that the total number of possible states that our universe could be in is substantially less than the total number of universes that exist with the same geometry and physical laws.

      Of course meaningfully comparing different orders of infinity isn't something you can do with high-school arithmetic, but it's a pretty common thing to do in advanced mathematics.

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    2. Re:As Usual by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      you must also assume that our universe is finite

      The universe is finite, it's size is defined by the rate of cosmic expansion, we know this because we can observe it.
      The Universe is probably infinite but we have no way of knowing other than math.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    3. Re:As Usual by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Correction - the *observable* universe is finite, but we can't see any edges within that space, implying that our little bubble of spacetime is larger than that. How much larger we can only speculate based on our understanding of the physics of the early universe.

      I believe current theory is that the inflationary period began shortly *after* the beginning of the Universe 13.8 billion years ago, then some brief time later our "bubbleverse" was spawned by a bit of decaying inflationary energy. And since inflationary energy doesn't expand at an infinite rate, that means there's a finite number of other bubbleverses that could have been spawned so far. That number is increasing at an ever-increasing rate, and we have no theoretical basis to assume it will ever stop, so *eventually* there will be another you and I out there in another bubbleverse having this same conversation - but, apparently these folks calculations suggest that there are not yet nearly enough for that to be happening at this moment.

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    4. Re:As Usual by saijanai · · Score: 1

      Even if an infinite number of universes exist, that does not imply that any of them are remotely similar to ours. For that implication to hold you must also assume that our universe is finite, or at least a drastically lower order of infinite such that the total number of possible states that our universe could be in is substantially less than the total number of universes that exist with the same geometry and physical laws.

      Of course meaningfully comparing different orders of infinity isn't something you can do with high-school arithmetic, but it's a pretty common thing to do in advanced mathematics.

      Tegmark is pretty much the most cited guy about this stuff and explains it better than anyone else:

      The Universes of Max Tegmark

  11. Damn!!! by Revek · · Score: 1

    There goes my alternates chance with Kate Upton.

    1. Re:Damn!!! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      It's OK. The alternate Kate Upton has really let herself go and she's become the alternate Melissa McCarthy.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    2. Re:Damn!!! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      There goes my alternates chance with Kate Upton.

      worse, you've been rejected 482,360,237,103 times.

    3. Re:Damn!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There goes my alternates chance with Kate Upton.

      FYI: There's a theorem called the Universal Invariance of Supermodel Fornication in Closed Kleene-Star Domains which shows that with high probability, unless you've had sex with one in this universe the sum over all universes of the probability of you ever having sex with a supermodel is precisely zero.

      Laymen refer to the theorem by its acronym: UISFCK*D.

    4. Re: Damn!!! by BrianBeaudoin · · Score: 1

      Or mine, with Katy Perry :)

    5. Re:Damn!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There goes my alternates chance with Kate Upton.

      worse, you've been rejected 482,360,237,103 times.

      She's starring in "50,000,000,000,000,000,000 First Dates"

    6. Re:Damn!!! by saijanai · · Score: 1

      There goes my alternates chance with Kate Upton.

      worse, you've been rejected 482,360,237,103 times.

      Fippy Darkpaw!!! How ya been, man?

  12. Most appropriate use for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no u

  13. Picture a flock of seagulls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Picture a flock of seagulls, flying east to west flying so far, so far away.

  14. Schroedinger's cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what Mr. Fluffy, the cat most famously illustrated in Schroedinger's Cat theory, has to say about this "discovery".

    1. Re:Schroedinger's cat by rossdee · · Score: 1

      I thought Schroedinger's cat was cakked 'Pixel'
      at least in Hazel Meade Stone's universe

  15. hmmmm by bloodhawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So now we are making predictions about speculations and guesses to say, there is no you in a parallel universe. Call me a skeptic but I would like a molecule of proof that such universes even exist before you start on speculations about what exists in them.

    1. Re:hmmmm by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      The existence of other universes is a theory, and even within that theory there is a limit to how many other universes exist, and thus there likely aren't enough permutations represented for there to exist a universe so incredibly similar to ours. I have no problem with people trying to reign in obviously wrong speculation even if the speculation is in regard to a theory.

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    2. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now we are making predictions about speculations and guesses to say, there is no you in a parallel universe. Call me a skeptic but I would like a molecule of proof that such universes even exist before you start on speculations about what exists in them.

      In this universe each and every one of us are a 100 million to one shot of existing, even if you just take the moment of conception into account. And the causative links that exist, prior to anybody's coming into existence are similarly unlikely. Did your great great grandmother meet your great great grandfather? Was there an event 1.8 billion years ago that wiped out the methane breathing single cell that all your ancestors descended from?

      The odds against us, as individuals, existing in this universe are horrendously slim, let alone in other universes. The odds against our species existing are extremely high. The odds against our world existing (given all the catastrophic events that have hit Earth over the last 4 billion years) are high. And the odds against our star existing are probably also way out there, given the humungous number of astronomical events, gravitational eddies, supernovas and the like that went into creating it exactly where it was, as a G type star in a relatively benign neighborhood.

      I suppose my point is that a hell of a lot of VERY unlikely things have to happen just to have one individual born in any given universe, let alone for all aspects of that individuals life, and multiple other individuals, to be duplicated across universes.

      Put simply, the probability isn't very high that anyone exists in multiple universes.

    3. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a theory with absolutely no scientific backing or research, it is little more than a fantastical idea, to then start in that the maths says this or that about said mystical place is just bullshit.

    4. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof:

      1) I dont have a molecule of proof that parallel universe exist. So it does not.
      2) Since these is no parallel universe there is no 'you' in it.

      Simple.

    5. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are almost 7.3 billion universes on planet earth.

    6. Re:hmmmm by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      If you have no idea what's in them, how would you even recognize evidence as evidence?

    7. Re:hmmmm by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's a natural implication of inflationary theory - without which it's impossible to get a universe such as we see today from a "big bang" without postulating even more outlandish physics.

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    8. Re:hmmmm by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1
      Assuming that the concept of the "multiverse" is indeed correct -- and presently, current scientific theories do point to a strong probability -- why would the other Universes be COPIES of this universe? Why wouldn't they be similar, yet different, such as cells in a body? Sure, cells may have all the fundamental parts in common, but the atoms and molecules that comprise them are entirely unique. You and I are frankly of no significance nor would there be even the slightest possibility of a copy or alternate version of ourselves in any other universe. However, if you want to talk about alternate versions of THIS Universe, well, we might have something to talk about.

      And for the record, I do not think it so preposterous to posit that the multiverse concept is too wild an idea. Have we seen anything entirely unique in this Universe? Have we seen were magnification or division ends? Why should we not have a multiverse where thousands, even millions or billions of Universes exist? And what contains those? How do you propose we ever find out if we shit all over the very idea until we actually have "proof". Frankly, I find the notion of a singular Universe too close to the notion of a God to take seriously, the multiverse concept seems more in line with what we see in nature

    9. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The type of parallel universe they're talking about in this article is the one that has the most actual observational evidence to support it. It goes (roughly) like this:

      Objects near to us are moving away from us. Objects far from us are moving away from us *fast*. So the universe is expanding. By looking at how fast objects are moving away from us, as a function of their distance, we can see how the rate of expansion of the universe has changed over time - and we see that the expansion of the universe is *accelerating*. This is called inflationary theory, and it has a few other testable predictions (the near-uniformity of the cosmic microwave background is hard to explain without inflation; polarisation patterns from primordial gravitational waves would also support it, and we're currently looking for them).

      Inflation theory indicates that there are parts of the universe that are moving away from us faster than the speed of light, so nothing from them can ever reach us, and nothing from us can ever reach them. For all intents and purposes, this makes them "parallel" universes, which never interact with ours. The work here has figured out, based on how fast the universe is expanding, how many such "parallel" universes it should contain, and found that the number is big, but not so big that, just by chance, a bunch of particles in one of them is likely to be identical to you.

      So the existence of this sort of parallel universe is a natural consequence of a theory that has a couple of different types of experimental evidence supporting it. It's not the "proof" you asked for, of course, and it could be wrong, but it's our best explanation at the moment as to what's really real.

  16. Looks like a very long straw man by Crashmarik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not saying that the parallel universe concept is correct but his argument just dismisses a particular type then states there aren't any.

    1. Re:Looks like a very long straw man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the concept of other mes running around gos into the extraordinary-claims-require-extraordinary-proof category to begin with. It's seems very ego and human centric.

      Afterall, hardly anyone thinks there are more that-exact-stingray-that-killed-Steve-Irwin running around.in some alternate universe.

      Each human is such a lottery ticket of creation to begin with, from that exact egg from hundreds to that exact sperm from the trillions our dads jerked off into somewhere in their lives.... that this conceit is just the latest attempt by humans to elevate themselves from the morass of life on this planet by having a soul or some such transcendental concept rather than being the result of a purely materialistic universe that we are. Just like everything else on this planet.

      At least we can rest easy that we're star dust. It may not be special, but it's something to stoke ourselves while we're temporarily above ground before being permanently under it.

    2. Re:Looks like a very long straw man by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Alternate "yous" would be a necessary implication of the Many Worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. Though that has absolutely nothing to do with the kind of parallel universes being discussed in the summary.

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    3. Re:Looks like a very long straw man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's seems very ego and human centric.

      Except, of course, that it isn't, at all. Not one iota.

      Collections of particles and quantum states of said particles is what it is. That you and I happen to be such collections is utterly insignificant and just one of many consequences.

      People viewing it as ego and human centric only demonstrate their own egocentricity.

  17. Another possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there are an infinite number of parallel universes it stands to reason that in some of those universes it would be determined that there are no parallel universes.Maybe we live in one of those.

    1. Re:Another possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant!

  18. Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people don't believe the universe be like it is, but it do.

  19. "Our Quantum Problem" by Trihalo42 · · Score: 1

    From "Our quantum problem", Adrian Kent
    http://aeon.co/magazine/scienc...

    "...Its great rival was first set out in a 1957 paper and Princeton PhD thesis written by one of the stranger figures in the history of 20th-century physics, Hugh Everett III. Rather unromantically, and very unusually for a highly original thinker and talented physicist, Everett abandoned theoretical physics after he had published his big idea. A good deal of his subsequent career was spent in military consultancy, advising the US on strategies for fighting and ‘winning’ a nuclear war against the USSR, and the bleakness of this chosen path presumably contributed to his chain-smoking, alcoholism and depression. Everett died of a heart attack at the age of 51; possibly we can infer something of his own ultimate assessment of his life’s worth from the fact that he instructed his wife to throw his ashes in the trash. And yet, despite his detachment from academic life (some might say from all of life), Everett’s PhD work eventually became enormously influential.

    One way of thinking about his ideas on quantum theory is that our difficulties in getting a description of quantum reality arise from a tension between the mathematics – which, as we have seen, tells us to make calculations involving many different possible stories about what might have really happened – and the apparently incontrovertible fact that, at the end of an experiment, we see that only one thing actually did happen. This led Everett to ask a question that seems at first sight stupid, but which turns out to be very deep: how do we know that we only get one outcome to a quantum experiment? What if we take the hint from the mathematics and consider a picture of reality in which many different things actually do happen – everything, in fact, that quantum theory allows? And what if we take this to its logical conclusion and accept the same view of cosmology, so that all the different possible histories of the evolution of the universe are realised? We end up, Everett argued, with what became known as a ‘many worlds’ picture of reality, one in which it is constantly forming new branches describing alternative – but equally real – future continuations of the same present state..."

  20. Define parallel universe by Immerman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, it kind of does, depending on exactly how you define the term. One of the implications of inflation theory is that the original superluminal inflation is still going on, and will always be going on, and what we consider to be "the universe" is but one tiny bubble of "stabilized" space that decayed from the inflationary energy, and is presumably surrounded by a nigh-infinite number of other bubbles with different physical laws that will never interact with each other because the space between them is still full of self-replicating inflationary energy expanding faster than light, and which is perpetually spawning still more bubbles as the false-vacuum spontaneously decays into lower-energy states to trigger a chain reaction. You could easily consider every one of those other "bubbleverses" to be a parallel universe, with it's own physical laws and causality that will never intersect our own.

    Of course that has absolutely nothing to do with the sort of parallel universes posited by the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, which absolutely would spawn a potential infinitude of "other yous" with every quantum "decision". And neither has anything to do with the third major posited type of parallel universe which stipulates that our universe is a 4-dimensional membrane existing in within the 11+ dimensional metaverse posited by many QM theories, and that other membranes likely also exist, and may occasionally collide with our own, causing "big bangs" from the release of energy on impact.

    Any one of those, or even all three, might exist, but so far as I know only the first is a necessary implication of currently accepted cosmological theory, and thus it has sort of inherited the "parallel universe" crown.

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    1. Re: Define parallel universe by loftarasa · · Score: 2

      Thank you for taking the words out of my mouth and turning my intended incoherent babble into such a well written rebuttal of the claim in question. You, sir, have the gift of communication.

    2. Re: Define parallel universe by Immerman · · Score: 0

      You are most welcome.

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    3. Re:Define parallel universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You just blew my mind. I now have 10 tabs open with definitions to various words in your post.

    4. Re:Define parallel universe by pspahn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mr. Nobody.

      It's a great film. All those pointless decisions that get made that shape the things around us and, in turn, the world for ever. Just imagine, had that nomadic hunter-gatherer ancestor of yours decided to head back out to hunt rather than go home, you, and everyone in your lineage, would fail to exist.

      In that moment when that ancestor was deciding which way to go, everything was possible.

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    5. Re:Define parallel universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4-dimensional membrane existing in within the 11+ dimensional metaverse posited by many QM theories

      If by that you mean "String Theory", then that isn't actually a physical theory, since it doesn't make predictions that can be tested by observation. Some people would argue it's not even an hypothesis at this time. Feynman in particular wasn't happy with this; if it's not testable, then it's no (physical) science, but pure math or philosophy.

    6. Re:Define parallel universe by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Actually I was thinking of m-brane theory - but there's a whole family of such theories that allow for the possibility of other N-dimensional universes within a higher-dimenional metaverse.

      And of course they're theories - moreover they're theories that make the exact same predictions as the widely-accepted theories, making them every bit as mathematically valid. We've simply yet to come up with a testable scenario in which the various theories predict different outcomes. Or more accurately, none of the potential differences have yet been found within the limits of our experimental resolution. String theory for example predicts that gravity propagates across the additional dimensions, so will begin to fall off faster than the inverse square at distances less than the diameter of the largest "looped" dimension. So far we've put an upper bound on that diameter of less than a millimeter, but that's a really stupendously large size compared to the granularity of the universe. Lots of room for more precise experiments to be done.

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    7. Re:Define parallel universe by saijanai · · Score: 1

      If by that you mean "String Theory", then that isn't actually a physical theory, since it doesn't make predictions that can be tested by observation. Some people would argue it's not even an hypothesis at this time. Feynman in particular wasn't happy with this; if it's not testable, then it's no (physical) science, but pure math or philosophy.

      String theories make plenty of predictions and many are testable: all the ones tested for the Standard Model.

      You're talking about 'excess explanatory power' -that is, new predictions beyond those of the theory it was meant to replace

  21. But what about anti-You? by Megahard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember, if you meet anti-You, just bow, not shake hands.

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    1. Re:But what about anti-You? by bug1 · · Score: 1

      In bizarro world punch him in the face.

    2. Re:But what about anti-You? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, if you meet anti-You, just bow, not shake hands.

      When I read this I thought it said "blow" and I was like: "What if the anti-you is`nt gay?"

    3. Re:But what about anti-You? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder about the concept. I have discovered a family that shares many features of my family. I don't know what to make of it, I am keeping the information secret for the time being since it could be upsetting for some members of my family. Each of the other family's members has coincidences with ours, like having similar birth dates and death dates and other features of their lives. My "anti-me", for example, has exactly the same number of letters in her first and middle names as well as being born exactly 33 years and 3 days later than me. I was always regarded as a bad singer, by contrast, she is a soloist singer. Ironically, I had thought that if I were to be given the opportunity fo be re-incarnated with my family, I would have emphatically turned it down.

  22. There is always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a failed frosty pisser!

  23. copenhagen inflation bang multi uni many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an absurdly muddled summary.

    **skips article in favour of researching medium.com **

    Ah, gibberish to be expected.

  24. Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck off troll

  25. Dumbest physics article ever seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no relationship between the multiverse theory and inflation. First of all I would like to say that both inflation and parallel worlds are on shaky ground so the fact that one disproves the other is rather silly. We have found no definitive proof of gravity waves in the cosmic microwave background. If inflation did occur we should have found them by now. This does not rule out inflation but makes it less likely for it to be proven. For a widely accepted theory like inflation this is a significant development.

    Parallel wolds in my opinion with a copy of you do not exist. But, playing devil's advocate here. The author's complete lack of knowledge of parallel worlds in this article and it's placement on slashdot is truly amazing. The multiverse theory postulates that the parallel you is outside of our universe so they would not include particles in our universe. The particles are not beyond our ability to detect due to inflation. They have moved off in a different direction than our universe and are no longer contained within it. So, the argument that the particles did not have time to form beyond our ability to detect shows a true lack of knowledge of what multiverse theory is speaking about, and in fact what the definition of the word universe is. Multiverse = more than one universe. It does not = too far away in our universe to detect.

    1. Re:Dumbest physics article ever seen by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Actually they are - I posted a much more in-depth discussion towards the top of this topic is you care to search for my name, but the basic gist is that inflationary theory presumes that the universe we see is a bubble of "stabilized" spacetime that resulted from a the spontaneous decay of inflationary energy into mass, energy, etc. It is *extremely* unlikely though that the self-replicating inflationary energy was entirely consumed by the chain reaction of decay, and even a single speck remaining would continue to expand faster than light so that within moments it would be vastly larger than the entire bubble of spacetime we call "the universe". Further spontaneous decay of inflationary energy would create additional expanding "bubbleverses", all eternally separated by inflationary energy expanding far faster than lightspeed. And every one of those uncountably numerous bubbles would be a universe in it's own right, potentially having completely different physical laws than ours based on the particular details of the manner in which the inflationary energy decayed.

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  26. There's no parallel universes either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, the equations of time work forwards and backwards equally well.
    If we go forwards in time, I sip my coffee into my mouth, then swallow the coffee from my mouth to my stomach. If the coffee wasn't in my mouth already then the second step would be broken.

    Going backwards in time, the coffee rises up into my mouth, and then transfers from my mouth to the coffee cup. Again if it hadn't risen up from my stomach in step 1, then step 2 would be broken.

    So time works both ways, AND SO DOES CAUSALITY. If you head back in time, the grandfather paradox becomes a grandchild paradox or similar, and we are both traveling backwards and forwards in time. It's only that we perceive forwards time, because that's how our neurons work.

    Since causality works in both ways, there is no point at which the universe can split into multiple parallel universes.

    Hence there is no parallel universes.

    1. Re:There's no parallel universes either by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Completely unrelated concept. There are at least three distinct kinds of parallel universe that might exist - you are discussing the kind that would result from the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics , which has absolutely nothing to do with the kind that results from inflationary theory. I gave a much better discussion near the top of the page if you're interested.

      As for your example, you disprove nothing. Consider, in step three I might spit out the coffee instead of swallowing it - nothing about sipping the coffee implies that I will swallow it, and causality flows in either direction through the spitting-out timeline as well. Two universes would split from the moment that I decided to either swallow or spit, and both timelines would be completely internally consistent in both directions. Such is the nature of quantum mechanics - things still flow equally well in either direction (barring a few subatomic asymmetries which have been experimentally discovered), but you cannot decisively predict the outcome from the initial state.

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    2. Re:There's no parallel universes either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so, you swallow the coffee because the chain of events in your mind that invokes swallowing is acted on. In other words, its not that you think there is more than one outcome for every event, if you examine it closer, you eliminate the other outcomes. In this case if you examine the causality of swallowing.

      The key point being that causality restricts forwards and backwards changes to the time line, and so such a timeline could never split.

      As to the discussion of 'many worlds' interpretation of quantum physics... my views are 'flock of starlings' thinking. It's simply you haven't looked close enough to see the individual starlings and are only seeing the flock. i.e. the magic particles that time travel and move around faster than light is simply an illusion caused by an incorrect assumption of the nature of the 'particle' you are looking at. Quantum mechanics therefore are equations that define the behavior of the illusion, not the system. An equation that predicts the probability of where the starling flock will be next.

      As such the underlying bird is a definable system even if the flock is probabilistic.

  27. No shit by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    If there was, then that means that free will means nothing and everything is determined by fate.

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  28. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by mark-t · · Score: 1

    it looks pretty likely that intelligence cannot be created by matter+energy alone

    Says who?

  29. New-age "spirituality" by msobkow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The whole concept of "duplicate you" just smacks of new age bullshit "spirituality" which suckers in the weak-minded and ill-educated with baffle gab and fancy words. Of course that's not all that far removed from religion, except that the new agers like to make their bullshit sound scientific when it is based 100% on faith in completely unprovable conclusions drawn from unproven theories in the first place.

    I wish people as a whole were more rational, but they're not. They'll believe whatever they choose to believe. But at least I can respect the religious groups for admitting their beliefs are based entirely on faith, whereas they new agers try to claim there is "logic" behind their fantasies and bullshit.

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    1. Re:New-age "spirituality" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say the author makes a fair number of assumptions to support his arguments. Now sometimes assumptions need to be made so you can move forward with a problem. However, as the assumptions increase in number and or scale anyone can easily end up constructing their assumptions in a way that always validates their own argument.

    2. Re:New-age "spirituality" by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      What do you think of epicycles? Don't they predict well enough? Isn't it just new-age bullshit and bafflegab to say the earth moves around the sun, when you can look up in the sky and see with your own eyes the sun moving? The logic is unassailable!

    3. Re:New-age "spirituality" by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      The whole concept of "duplicate you" just smacks of new age bullshit "spirituality" which suckers in the weak-minded and ill-educated with baffle gab and fancy words.

      Nine out of ten mes agree!

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    4. Re:New-age "spirituality" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That which is true does not need to be accepted on faith. The truth will set you free. The truth is you are infinite. The true experience of the infinite leads to true faith.
      You can not deny the truth and science does not deny the truth, only the improper use of logic would obscure the truth. To find the way through the forest one must rely on the master of the forest.

    5. Re:New-age "spirituality" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish people as a whole were more rational, but we're not. We'll believe whatever we choose to believe. But at least I can respect the religious groups for admitting their beliefs are based entirely on faith, whereas they new agers try to claim there is "logic" behind their fantasies and bullshit.

      Your wording suggests that you are in the second group.

    6. Re:New-age "spirituality" by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Statistical extrapolations of repeating arrangements of matter based on the projected size of the multiverse has nothing in common with spirituality.

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    7. Re:New-age "spirituality" by msobkow · · Score: 1

      An "assumption" is another way of saying "take it on faith". :P

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  30. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by blue+trane · · Score: 0

    Norbert Wiener?

    "Information is information, not matter or energy."

    http://www.informationphilosopher.com/solutions/scientists/wiener/

  31. article of large numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author comes up with arbitrary ridiculously large numbers than tries to amaze up how ridiculously large they are.

  32. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I would not have thought that information and intelligence were synonyms....

  33. Infinite times infinite is macaroni and cheese by RubberDogBone · · Score: 2

    This idea that every possible choice I make spawns a whole other universe where I made a different choice has always seemed ludicrous. This sort of thing implies that my choice of every word in this sentence causes a universe -a whole universe with planets and black holes and telemarketers and tofu- to pop into existence, just because I decided to use 'tofu' earlier instead of using "marmalade" or some other word.

    This means either the theory is wrong, or that causing a universe to exist is completely trivial and of no particular meaning. Which in turn implies that THIS universe that we live in is just a casual happenstance of some being's choice. Which means the big bang and everything else that we know and that every human being has ever known about anything is just absolute pap.

    That may be the case but it's easier to accept the theory is just wrong.

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    1. Re:Infinite times infinite is macaroni and cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not popping into existence. They were always there to begin with. Hence the term parallel universes. Popping into existence would require them to intersect at a point which according to the definition of parallel isn't possible because those universes would no longer be parallel since they intersect. The basic idea would be that infinite parallel universes are existing always and all possibilities are occurring simultaneously.

    2. Re:Infinite times infinite is macaroni and cheese by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      This sort of thing implies that my choice of every word in this sentence causes a universe -a whole universe with planets and black holes and telemarketers and tofu- to pop into existence, just because I decided to use 'tofu' earlier instead of using "marmalade" or some other word.

      Yes, but it's less wasteful then it looks, because we use copy-on-write techniques to minimize overhead. That is, we store only the "root" universe, plus the tree of diffs necessary to reconstruct the various child universes as necessary.

      Which means the big bang and everything else that we know and that every human being has ever known about anything is just absolute pap.

      Hmm, sounds like an appeal to consequences. I wouldn't worry though, chances are that everything is absolute pap regardless of whether this theory is true or false.

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    3. Re:Infinite times infinite is macaroni and cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sort of thing implies that my choice of every word in this sentence causes a universe -a whole universe with planets and black holes and telemarketers and tofu- to pop into existence, just because I decided to use 'tofu' earlier instead of using "marmalade" or some other word.

      Take a laser. Shine it into a lense. Note that the beam of light is now diffuse. Imagine reality is like the path of that light. From the past instant in time a new you (and universe) emerges into the present, leading not only to your present, but an infinite number of possible other futures just minimally different from the past instant -- It wouldn't mean tofu would pop into existence where there were no potential for tofu prior. Over a long enough time line, your decision to choose tofu cascades and each of those other possible futures becomes increasingly different such that the end result of that path is very different. (For instance, you could have said "frogs" instead of "tofu" and I'd be writing this reply using slurs against the French as examples instead. Just as a single photon which passes through the diffusing lens reaches an ever wider field of possible endpoints as it moves onward through spacetime, so too does reality.

      The many worlds interpretation basically explores the particle / wave duality of the universe itself.

    4. Re:Infinite times infinite is macaroni and cheese by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Of course it's ridiculous. I mean, what constitutes an event, or a choice? We always think of it in terms of people making choices, but surely every bacterium that wriggles this way instead of that, every mote of dust, every atom, every photon, would have its parallel universes of possibility. And possibilities are infinite for each. Not that these things aren't worth thinking about.

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    5. Re:Infinite times infinite is macaroni and cheese by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I think it's an appeal to 'preponderance of evidence.'

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    6. Re:Infinite times infinite is macaroni and cheese by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      every photon, would have its parallel universes of possibility.

      Yes.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    7. Re:Infinite times infinite is macaroni and cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its worse than that - ever quark (several in the center of every particle of matter) that flips a different way spawns a new universe -- and this happens every tiniest increment of time in the universe for 14.5 + billion years (at last counting)

      so thats an infinite infinite of every combination possible - infinite yous all varying by one or more divergent quark states

      That at least what THAT multiverse theory says - which happens to break some of the most fundamental laws of physics

  34. Thank god there is a me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad about "you" though, who knew?

  35. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by MtHuurne · · Score: 2

    It is possible to create extremely complex systems by combining very simple building blocks. A game like chess has rules you can explain to a child but takes a lifetime to master. Fractals are complex images computed by repeatedly applying a simple mathematical function. People can be complex even if they are built from nothing but physics.

    You're assuming that if people consist of nothing but physics, that physics would be able to explain people. In other words, that the properties of the building blocks would explain all properties of a complex system. I think that is not the case, certainly not in practice and perhaps not even in theory.

    First of all, deriving the properties of the whole from the properties of the components could be too difficult for people to perform in practice. Half a century of AI research might sound like a lot, but it is really far from an exhaustive search. Even a much simpler problem like computer chess hasn't been fully solved; it took half a century just to get chess algorithms at the same level as human players, but they're still far from perfect.

    Second practical problem is that tiny variations in the configuration of building blocks can have big impacts on the system as a whole. For example, weather systems are chaotic. In a computer program, changing a single instruction among millions can have big consequences. So studying physics would at best give you the ability to predict how an unconfigured brain works (like an embryo's?), not an arbitrary brain that has formed lots of connections based on the experiences of the person in question.

    A reason to doubt deriving all behavior is possible in theory is that there are unprovable statements in math. So even if you know all the rules, for non-trivial rulesets (such as arithmetic) you cannot prove all the consequences of those rules.

  36. ...which is therefore not parallel by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Informative

    Different matter distributions == a universe in which said parallel universe which is inherently different than what we see around us.

    I think there is some confusion over what "parallel" universe means. This is generally taken to be a universe which has been an exact parallel of our own universe up to some point after which it diverges i.e. everything is the same up to some point in time. In the quantum multiverse interpretation of QM this happens for each possible result of collapsing the wave function.

    I've never heard of this ever being associated with multiple 'universes' from inflation because QM requires that the universes interact before they separate (this is how it explains the self interference of a single particle) whereas inflation requires that the universes be causally disconnected after their creation i.e. inflationary universes are just different universes, not parallel ones. So I think the author of the article got himself rather confused.

    1. Re: ...which is therefore not parallel by tysonedwards · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agreed, and it is an unusual concept to mull over hence the article. The vernacular used is theirs, throwing out that the multiverse isn't composed of mostly identical copies of our universe spawned via wave function collapses, or in another incarnation completely separate universes that are identical until a wave function collapse at which point there is a divergence, or any number of similar theories. It is a fascinating concept, and in and of itself does not preclude the possibilities of conventional "parallel" / "mirror" universes, it simply implies that out of any like universe, there may be trillions that are completely unlike ours in every sense of the word.

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  37. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Immerman · · Score: 1

    And how is that affected by the fact that modern theoretical physics is leaning towards the understanding that matter and energy are themselves forms of information, rather than physical "stuff"?

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  38. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Immerman · · Score: 2

    Nonsense. Just because we don't understand something today doesn't mean there is no explanation. At present we don't even have a comprehensive physics based understanding of chemistry for compounds more complicated than H2 - the mathematics becomes far too complicated far to quickly for even our most advanced supercomputers to simulate. Nor do we have more than the most flawed and simplistic understanding of the chemistry driving the cellular mechanisms of even the most basic bacterium. To say today that physics is incapable of explaining intelligence is like a caveman saying that physics is incapable of describing the path of a thrown rock. At the time it was true, but the problem was not that mystical forces were governing the world, but simply that cavemen did not yet understand the rules governing the world well enough to describe even such simple things.

    Obviously that's not to say that mystic forces *aren't* in play, only that it is far to soon to say anything at all on the subject. So far as I'm aware; however, we've yet to see a single shred of evidence that any such mystical forces exist. At least nothing that can survive a double-blind study. Though there is a case to be made that magic may by its very nature be difficult or impossible to "catch in the act", so to speak.

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  39. That's good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One person with a penis as small as mine is quite enough, I was feeling pretty guilty that there's an infinity of 40 year old virgins in other universes...

  40. Many world is an INTERPRETATION by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Just like any of the other interpretation of the measurement collapse (Copenhagen), it has no evidence speaking for it. It just an interpretation of what we see in the mathematical equations. There is some way one *might* go to test it but at the moment we have nothing but the math (and I have my doubt about the proposed experience but it is for another thread). It is fun to speculate on what the consequence of MWI, especially if you might stumble on a way to make it testable, but I wish people would stop calling it a theory. At best it is a testable claim.

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  41. There's no "Me" in this universe either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :)

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  43. I'd still go there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it delivers us from this clickbait spam of unreadable websites.

  44. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to build an intelligent machine out of physical interactions, you'll need a formal definition first. If you have such a definition, you won't need particles, since a computer should suffice.

    If no such definition can be formulated, then neither can a machine be constructed out of physical interactions which implements the undefinable operation.

    If intelligence then continues to manifest itself in the physical, but can not be codified in a formal definition, then you would have strong evidence suggesting that something external is acting upon the physical to cause it.

    Such a definition has been sought for thousands of years (long before any modern AI researchers came along to tell us that they'd soon be the ones), but all such efforts have yielded only speculation and subjectivity.

  45. Re:Odds have us actually existing in a simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's turtles all the way down, except that very last one... only one needs to be first.

  46. Wrong bro! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a u, it's the big letter right behing parallel!

  47. Ethan didn't read the book... by jurgen · · Score: 1

    TFA is basically a response to a talk on parallel universes given by Max Tegmark at the recent AAS conference. But it seems Ethan didn't read Max Tegmark's book (Our Mathematical Universe), because he only tries to address one of Tegmarks 4 levels of the Multiverse. The TLDR is that according to Tegmark the Multiverse is infinite, so there are other yous.

  48. ...which is therefore not parallel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The multiverse of bubble universes spawned out of inflation is _not_ the same thing as the Many Worlds interpretation of QM! The multiverse idea has never claimed that *absolutely anything and everything* is realizable in other bubble universes born in inflation because these other universes still have to follow a set of _feasible_ laws of physics in order to exist, let alone spawn an exact replica of you, even though these laws might be different in some way to those of our universe. Otoh, parallel quantum realities, if these actually exist, would indeed contain a "twin" of you.

    In other words, TFA is not news.

  49. That was hard to swallow by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    That said, we don’t know quite a few things about this inflationary state, and what this does is bring up a huge number of both uncertainties and also possibilities:

    Comes across as a disclaimer, can't prove him right or wrong, while allowing a lot of leeway.

  50. Much closer then the rest of them. by Gription · · Score: 1

    The "measurement made by a conscious being" is not the deciding point. It just makes it more interesting. The quantum implications of the uncertainty principle doesn't require a consciousness to 'make a measurement' that would cause a wave function to collapse to a single solution. It happens all the time with normal interactions. The only unique thing about a consciousness being involved is we can decide to set up the conditions where it will happen and then we notice it. No one spends a lot of time on what we don't notice...

    I think almost all of this discussion comes under the second heading of: http://www.suck.com/daily/1997...

    1. Re:Much closer then the rest of them. by saijanai · · Score: 1
      Depends on your definition of consciousness.

      The Vedic definition is: any system with an observer, process of observing, and object of observation.

      This is paralleled by Tononi's Integrated Information Theory (all versions).

      So, yes, a conscious observer (as defined above) IS required to cause a wave function collapse, but the question then becomes: "how complex does that consciousness have to be?"

      And THAT is still a non-resolved problem, as far as I know. You can have an interacting 2+ particle system and still not have a wave function collapse associated with that system until some interaction with a more complicated system. So where is the complexity-demarcation for wave-function collapse? How complicated must the "observer system" be in order to precipitate a collapse?

  51. you missed some math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lammelarity. yup. all it takes is one and the right kind of math.

    when I roll a "fair" die then the likelihood of any single value is the same as any other single value - almost. This means that if a parallel universe exists, and it has a random configuration, then in the limit of an infinite number of universes there is some subset that are twin or clones or effective clones of the current one.

    the process that made the universe is not a "fair" die. It is physics. In particular it is thought to be a type of decay of a supermassive black hole. at a single point the singularity "broke down" and a jet of infinite density, finite mass matter was emitted. there is a chance that early in the process substantial matter was created from the surrounding spacetime. More to the point, as the jet diverged, is where the "parallel" comes from. Though the mass is large but finite, and it makes finite universes, they all start out in nearly the same state, going the same direction, with the same properties. The parallels start out close.

    Further, gravity between adjacent lamella interacts. There is a chance that the mass of dark matter is in parallel lamellar universes. This means that there is correction over time maintaining similarity. Reducing very large scale convergence.

    EngrStudent

    1. Re:you missed some math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      advected spacetime. reducing divergence. sorry for the double. -mrm

  52. Calculating finite particles number in 1..2..3.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the universe expanding in all of the directions it can whiz,
    And we're not talking only west/east/south/north, also smaller, bigger, and where's up anyway?
    The particle number, while finite, is growing rapidly, really, really, rapidly.
    The question is, how many multiverses exist inside a single unified verse?

  53. Our universe is an artifact from our consciousness by La+Gris · · Score: 1

    We are just trying to describe and define it based on our consciousness and from what our senses can feel about it.
    And given our consciousness and our senses are themselves artifacts of the universe. I think we will never be able to understand and describe outside of the thin domain of our own being.

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  54. What kind of bologna argument is this?! by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    "even the fantastic one of parallel Universes and alternate versions of you and me. But is that last one really admissible? The best modern evidence teaches us that even with all the Universes that inflation creates, it's still a finite number"

    Why is a person that doesn't understand the difference between the terms "parallel" and "multiple" even writing an article on something they so clearly don't have the first clue about?

    1. Re:What kind of bologna argument is this?! by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Why is it that they don't understand the meaning of the term "evidence" applied to "all the Universes that inflation creates" as if we actually have evidence that it creates more than a single one?

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  55. Alternative by typing+ape · · Score: 1

    One might see this article as an argument in favor of an infinite universe, as that is no less probable than that zillions of universes exist but not *all* possible universes exist. I suggest something entirely different, an idea I cannot entirely explain at this time: Inferred computation applying to the power set of the natural numbers. Without discussing that prematurely, I can say that it leads one to consider that the phenomenon by which our universe appears to be "computed" (Wheeler's "It From Bit") would also make *all* possible computation appear to be computed. Essentially that would mean all possible universes exist. The idea also embraces the concept of a block universe - a universe that is eternal and only seems to us (within it) to have a certain finite age. It is utterly reasonable that an infinitely old universe that appears to have expanded far beyond the confines of our event horizon would also seem to have already expanded for an infinitely long time.

  56. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    If information is outside matter and energy, information how to process information (i.e. intelligence) can also be outside of matter and energy.

  57. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    Information creates what we call matter and energy out of nothing.

  58. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A game like chess has rules you can explain to a child but takes a lifetime to master.

    Chess has seen quite a few teenaged grandmasters, and many world champions in their 20s and 30s.

  59. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Sure. We also haven't been able to build a stable, energy-positive fusion reactor. That doesn't mean such a thing isn't possible, hell our theory explicitly tells us that it is, it just means we haven't yet solved the engineering problems.

    Where biology is concerned we haven't even managed to construct a comprehensive model of a living organism at the level of organ interactions - we're constantly discovering new interactions we hadn't expected. Hell, we're still discovering new mechanical components - just last year we discovered a new layer to the eye that nobody had ever noticed before. At a cellular level we've only barely begun to scratch the surface of understanding how things operate. So far as we can tell everything obeys the same handful of physical laws we already know, but the mechanisms are so mind-bogglingly complex that we're probably at least centuries away from being able to create a comprehensive mathematical model.

    And until we have constructed such a mathematical model, capable of describing *exactly* what should happen within a cell, organ, and organism if only the normal laws of physics apply, we can't say a damned thing about whether there are metaphysical forces at play as well.

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  60. Silly, silly, silly... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    a) We have no evidence that even one "parallel universe" exists.

    b) If "parallel universes" do exist, we don't really know what that means or what the overarching physical laws are that govern them, their distribution, their number because -- wait for it -- we have no evidence that even one parallel universe exists.

    c) So somebody makes up a theory that takes an interpretation of quantum mechanics (which does exist, or at least for which there is actual evidence), extends it by fiat to describe one particular possible way that -- subject to a mountain of unprovable assumptions -- parallel universes might exist, and assumes that we know enough to be able to do the quantum statistical mechanics of the multiverse and determine whether or not they are infinite in number and whether the infinity is aleph null or aleph prime or whatever, and then makes a pronouncement that they cannot possibly justify because (oh my gosh) we have no evidence that even one parallel universe exists and hence we have no observational basis for determining their statistical distribution or the statistical distribution of some meta-universal dynamics .

    Once upon a time science actually was based on observations. Well, actually, once upon a time it was all Platonic Forms, bullshit philosophy, but then the human race supposedly grew up just a little bit during the Enlightenment. Apparently we are now taking a giant step for mankind -- backwards.

    Next stop, the Star Wars universe and the Tolkein universe. I'm not in them, but they sure are fun to read about as fiction, pending a glitch in the matrix...

    rgb

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    1. Re:Silly, silly, silly... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you are silly, we know from observation the observable universe is on the order of 10E-23 or less of all the universe.

    2. Re:Silly, silly, silly... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      We know no such thing. We make conditional inferences, and part of what they are conditional on is our incomplete understanding of field theory. We don't even know if there is truly dark matter and/or dark energy, or what they are or how they work. Our understanding of the big bang/inflation extends back (again, rather conditionally since any number of field theory variations would completely alter it) to 13.8 bya but is extremely fuzzy given that we can't "see" events any earlier than the end of the Great Dark. All we have is a lower bound on the size of the Universe associated with the homogeneity of the CMB and estimates (which vary according to one's beliefs concerning DM/DE) as to whether the visible part of the universe is open or closed.

      That's at the macroscopic level. At the microscopic level we are many orders of magnitude short of the Planck scale and do not even know how to reconcile quantum theory and gravity. But don't let that stop you from asserting certain knowledge just because you read something somewhere that was stated as truth without bothering to add all of the conditionals.

      rgb

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    3. Re:Silly, silly, silly... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      we do know such and thing and have known it before we ever hypothesiszed dark matter and dark energy. We know the density of the early universe after it became transparent to EM, so we know the magnitude of total matter

    4. Re:Silly, silly, silly... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      In that part of the universe that is visible. We have no idea how much of the universe is beyond the ~14 billion light year visible boundary, only that it very likely extends at least many times as far beyond.

      We absolutely do not know if there are more non-simply connected, non-interacting universes, because by definition you can't get there from here and cannot see them in any way -- but that does not mean that they do not exist, nor does it mean that they do. It means that we do not know if they exist because we have no evidence for their existence. We absolutely do not know if there are more coupled universes -- universes that one might be able to reach -- with independent space-time, because whatever coupling there might be between them, it is weak.

      Finally, we do not know even in the simplest case that the many worlds quantum theorists hypothesize whether or not the bundle of universes is coherent, so that there are indeed lots of "nearby" universes with alternate-me as part of a coherent quantum bundle of me embedded in a coherent quantum bundle of universes that is semi-classical in evolution but knit together (entangled) with many little quantum jumps at the planck scale, or if you prefer the macroscopic cosmological hypothesis (which is pretty much completely without empirical foundation or any likelihood of obtaining any) of universes bubbling up in some sort of overarching ether with coupling constants that vary (without any explanation of how they might vary, or what sort of space of possible values bounds or does not boud the variation, or the physics that couples them with meta-coupling constants -- do you get the feeling that this is just mathematical science fiction, because it is -- we do not have any evidence that one single one more of these hypothetical universes exist.

      It's like planets. Before 1990 there were lots of theories for planetary formation, and science fiction writers had been writing stories involving planets around other stars, usually with highly evolved life, just taking it for granted that they exist. But nobody had ever seen one, so that the statement "there is a planet within 100 LY of Earth with highly evolved life" was at best a scientific hypothesis unsupported by any evidence, but really was a complex form of science fiction because science had no way of sensibly bounding the probability that such a statement is true and there are a near-infinity of possibly true statements and we quite rightly give little credence to almost all of them without evidence and a really, really good reason to think that they might be true in the physics.

      Today we have built instrumentation that permits us to "see" these "alternate universes" -- very crudely, but even that is improving over time as we build still-better instrumentation -- and we have at least some idea of what the density of planets of at least a certain size is in our immediate vicinity, much as we built the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram from parallax observations of nearby stars. We therefore have some small empirical basis for a model of planetary density around third generation stars (that probably doesn't extend into specialized environments, e.g. globular clusters). At the same time we are learning, somewhat painfully, lots of things about planetary chemistry and planetary ecology from observations within our own solar system and MIGHT -- as soon as we can sensibly measure some of the gross signatures of these things with even BETTER instrumentation -- soon get an idea of whether or not it is at all probable that there be highly evolved life within 100 LY. By an idea, of course I mean some statement of probability based on observations that has some statistical significance, as opposed to a statement built on top of a teetering tower of Bayesian priors 2/3 of which have no observational basis at all, none of which can be improved by recomputation of posterior probabilities based on observations within some restricted set.

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  61. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by gweihir · · Score: 1

    People that actually have and use some of the former....

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  62. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by gweihir · · Score: 1

    And fail. If you put complex thing together from simple things, that the rules of the simple things do explain everything that the complex thing can do. That is basic mathematics. There are no "emergent" properties of matter and energy, just surprising ones, but they are already there in the rules that govern the simple parts. You also mistake how science works: It does not do exhaustive searches, because they are infeasible. Science critically needs intelligence to get anywhere.

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  63. Re:Odds have us actually existing in a simulation by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

    Unless they exist in a loop. Then there is no first. Then one can scale the loop up to infinity.

    There are many rooms in Hilbert's Grand Hotel, and even though nobody ever brings cigars in through the front door, there is always a fresh cigar waiting in your room every morning.

    Unless and until there is a glitch in the matrix, there isn't any really good reason to think we are a simulation in some sort of meta-universe, and some excellent information-theoretic reasons to think that we aren't. The estimates of "probability" here are completely meaningless because the Bayesian priors are utterly disconnected from any possibility of proof. If this, that, and the other thing are all true, then we are probably a simulation. If there are multiple universes at all (whatever that even means) and if we make a small mountain of assumptions about the rules that govern them (all unprovable) then there is no you in any of them, unless of course the distribution of universes isn't uniform or defies the odds and there is. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If pigs had wings, they could fly.

    The only sad thing is that people are even pretending that this is science. You have it pegged -- it is science fantasy written by a cynical but very funny philosopher to mock human frailty when it comes to making absurd arguments without evidence.

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  64. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by gweihir · · Score: 1

    For chemistry, we do have a theory how it works that has been validated for simpler molecules and that has every appearance of being correct for larger ones as well. For Intelligence, we have nothing at all. That is a bit of a difference.

    But it is no use arguing with a pysicalist. You people misuse it as surrogate for religion, making the same mistakes that religion does: You ignore observable reality.

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  65. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Thanks, apparently some people here have a working mind. You are right of course, that making theoretical, mathematical models for the human mind has bee ongoing for a long, long time and has consistently failed for all this time. AI research is just the latest discipline to deliver absolutely nothing in that regard.

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  66. comes along and teaches us --- bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no its just telling us - regurgitation of speculation and theory (much of it conflicting)

    its not actually teaching us anything real - anything that is true (as in provable)

    oh alot of it is clever ideas, bit then zen masters also are very clever at saying absolutely nothing (and like many of these 'scientists' making a good living at it)

  67. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Since when does "we don't currently have a working theory" mean "it must be magic"? As it happens I'm inclined to believe there is a mystical component to consciousness. I certainly hope there is, or else the continuing expanse of knowledge is going to enable some real horrible atrocities to be reliably committed.

    However, at present we don't have the slightest shred of evidence to suggest such a thing. All we know is that we're faced with a mystery vastly more complex than our current knowledge can address. We can't even solve the physics equations behind a single protein molecule, or even an ethanol molecule for that matter. A brain is so far beyond us we may never be able to accurately model it. That doesn't mean it's magic, it just means we're ignorant.

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  68. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by gweihir · · Score: 1

    And hence you support my argument. Living matter is the other thing we do not know whether it is even physically possible as, as you rightfully point out, there is no theory explaining it that is purely physics-based. And all attempts to create from non-living matter have failed. Sure, doing it is just a decade or a few away, but has been so for a long time and consistently fails to materialize. Sounds awfully like true AI. But you are wrong again: We do _not_ know that living matter follows the laws of physics. That is a pure assumption, and about as valid as the assumption that "there is a god". In other words ridiculous. The only thing we know is that living matter, once killed, does follow the laws of physics. You cannot even measure that with the required precision in a living organism, because doing so kills it. What we also know is that living matter mostly seems to follow the laws of physics, but there is a rather large margin of uncertainty that we cannot reduce.

    What you seem to miss here is that the laws of physics are absolutes. Have even a tiny deviation from them and you have something extra-physical. We even know where this may come in: Quantum effects are "true random" (a scientific form of saying "we have no clue, just some statistics"), and the human brain has an exceptionally large amount of them influencing its working in the synapses. That does look like an interface like nothing else does. Even tiny deviations in the probabilities, applied in many places at once, would be enough to control the whole thing.

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  69. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by gweihir · · Score: 1

    The only one here that said anything about "magic" is you. I am merely pointing out that there is pretty compelling evidence that the physicalist model is incomplete and that it is stupid to insists that it is actually complete and accurate, as are the conclusions drawn from it.

    Sure, that is a meta-analysis I am doing here, an decidedly not beginner's stuff.

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  70. Interesting by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    Interesting but incredibly naive perception of reality.

    I get a kick out of the name "Startswithabang"..

    Clearly a proponent of thought that there is only one game in town.

  71. an old discussion, with new jargon by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    This is a rehash of the Boltzman's Brain paradox, which doesn't require quantum mechanics, just infinity and statistical mechanics. It's a line of thinking in physics that goes back at least 80 years and probably back to the late 1800s. This doesn't mean it's wrong or bad, just that generations of physicists have thought about this (usually with a beer or two) and there's not a hard physical answer to the question: do I exist somewhere else in the universe?

    It comes down to one little bit in that article: the universe could be infinite, and may have been infinite since before the big bang. The rest is the same line of reasoning about the improbability of growing toward infinity (gravitation at first, limits on inflation now) that we've been looking at for many generations. We're pretty sure we're not growing into an infinite universe. We still have no idea if the universe started off infinite. Addressing that is a bit outside of what we can currently do.

  72. Yeah, but... by jtgd · · Score: 1

    I'm not even sure there's a me in THIS universe.

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  73. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    I would not have thought intelligence is information how to process information.

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  74. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Virus has been created artificially, over a decade ago. Arguments why virus is not "life" are all "artificial".

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  75. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Immerman · · Score: 1

    I did not say life was purely physical - I said we had no rational reason to believe otherwise. We're still a long, long way away from understanding the physical aspects, and until we do there is no rational reason to assume there's more to it than that.

    You also seem to be operating under the assumption that a metaphysical component must be something that exists separate from the physical, even while pointing out that quantum mechanics actually grants the physical incredible freedom of action. I would liken that perspective to assuming that the physical is lifeless "clay", and that life animates it like a puppetmaster sending it's commands from "elsewhere". Another, equally possible perspective is that it is the clay is itself alive - every photon, electron, and atom possessing a tiny spark of consciousness, and everything we consider to be life is actually an expression of those sparks getting together and collaborating in their tiny mindless way to form ever more interesting ways to express themselves - eventually combining their individual dim sparks into a shining beacon of human self-awareness so bright that other sparks pale into invisibility under its reflected glow, leaving the unformed clay looking lifeless in comparison. That is a somewhat Taoist perspective, and has the advantage that at no point in the evolution of life do you require a miraculous transition by which life is formed from non-life, every step is simply a progression of life finding forms with greater expressive potential and, once self-replicating molecules were developed, sharing those discoveries with their peers.

    AI is something else again - actual strong, self-aware AI (as opposed to the formulaic pseudo--conscious AI which is, like fire, still becoming incredibly powerful and potentially uncontrollably dangerous) may never be possible in software, where it is isolated by a layer of rigorous logic from the vast potential of quantum uncertainty. On the other hand, eventually we're going to understand the purely physical aspects of life well enough to be able to build a new "consciousness antenna" from scratch - and that will be an interesting day. Will the mere existence of such an antenna be sufficient motivation for a "puppetmaster" to inhabit it? If not, is there something else we could do to coax one in? Or perhaps the purely physical potential will be enough to allow it to become animate, acting in a soulless caricature of life driven by random quantum chaos. Could we tell the difference? Or, if life is born of the universe rather than imposed upon it, perhaps we shall truly succeed in creating new self-awareness from whole, living, cloth.

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  76. Re:Physicalist nil-whits at work again by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Not so - "magic" is traditionally the catch-all for "not-science", which is *exactly* what we're discussing. If something is outside the realm of logical, replicable understanding, it's magic. If it can, potentially, eventually, be understood and replicated, then it is the domain of science - regardless of whether it's born of atoms and photons bouncing around, or vast inter-dimensional otherness manifesting through the cracks of quantum mechanics.

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  77. Particle Combinations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Particles combine in a finite number of patterns that must repeat given a sufficiently large single universe. Your other you's must re-appear every few Hubble volumes, as well as uncountable slight variations. Entire identical universes aren't required. Entire identical galaxies are possible and sufficient. Entire identical solar systems are possible and sufficient.

    By the way, quantities that are mind-bogglingly huge are not at all unlikely. They merely boggle the human mind that operates on a human scale. Additionally, probability itself is an absurd and completely undefined metaphor, hence useless for predictive purposes, on infinite or enormously finite scales.

  78. Soooo.... by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    it would be a parallel niverse, then?

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  79. Probably not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a pessimist, it is all probably not happening at all.