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No Tech Bubble Here, Says CNN: "This Time It's Different."

ErichTheRed writes I saw this on the Money page of CNN today. Apparently, various stock analysts have declared that this run-up in stock prices is different than the 1999 version. OK, we don't have the pets.com sock puppet, Webvan or theglobe.com anymore, but when Uber is given a valuation of $40 billion, can a crash be far behind?

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  1. Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...Fool me twice, shame on me.

    This is wise advice when discussing the Wall Street crowd.

    1. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the "fools" with money realized this then there would be no bubble. But it is easy to make a call when you do not stand to gain or lose from any of it since you are not in the market at all, isn't it?

      If you invested in the "bubbling" Uber earlier and sold out now you would be anything other than poor or stupid. As long as you get out before the burst, you win.

      Also remember the fools with money are often not the ones making the decisions and giving the advice.
      The finance industry is funded on churn and stock fluctuations. They win on the way up AND often on the way down (overall, I am not talking about individual traders or trades).
      It is highly possible that Goldman Ballsacks will be investing people's money heavily into these stocks while betting against the stocks with other money as the bubble goes - just like they did during the last one.

      But the question is NEVER what HAS happened, it is always what is going to happen in the future and roughly when. Most people fail HARD at this and should really just STFU because they have no idea what they are talking about.

      Just waving your hand about predicting doom "sometime" hardly counts as insight in this sort of market.

    2. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      The tricky thing about bubbles is that they can be difficult to spot, even by seasoned investors.

      Though to be brutally honest, I think Facebook is more "overvalued" than Uber. Unlike Uber, they don't have any actual paying customers besides ad revenue. Being an ad revenue only company is what got a lot of the dot com companies in trouble in the 90's.

    3. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you invested in the "bubbling" Uber earlier and sold out now you would be anything other than poor or stupid. As long as you get out before the burst, you win.

      At least in 1999 these dumbass companies went IPO early enough that an individual investor could get on, ride the wave of stupid, and take profits.

      Today, the IPO is typically the stage at which all the growth is over with and the profits get taken by the VCs that brought them to market. The only way for a founder to win (exit with liquidity) is to sell itself to a publicly-traded firm. The only way for the individual investor to win is not to play - we can't buy the pre-IPO companies until the VCs are exiting via obscenely overpriced IPO, and by that time, it's too late.

    4. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tricky thing about bubbles is that they can be difficult to spot, even by seasoned investors.

      Not really. What's difficult is predicting when the bubble is going to pop and very few people are willing to miss out on a few years of bubble-inflated returns.

    5. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I bought Tesla under $20 ....

    6. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 2

      Depends on the bubble.

      The thing with investment is not what you should NOT do with your money, there are always a million of those, it is what you SHOULD be doing.

      And any advice must always be compared to WHAT ELSE you could be doing with said money.

      So you are going to bury your money in gold because your paranoid? Congrats, you are now possibly losing the 5+% interest you could have been making in the meantime.

      Do that for a year and you are a big loser also.

      Bubbles can be a FANTASTIC time to make money. Both before and after they pop.

    7. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 0

      THank you for that example.

      You have summed it up with that one example than I ever could.

      The GP poster is speaking out of fear. Investment is about risk management.

      Fear only gets in the way of that making you irrational.

      So does greed, arrogance and being able to spend other people's money when taking the risk(e.g Ballsacks and Fund Managers).

      Stick to numbers and quantifying risks and base your investments on that. It is actually very simple.

      The only complication is when people try to game the system from greed and even the experts don't do this very well when evaluated holistically.

    8. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Foofoobar · · Score: 2

      Wait, we did fool them twice. Once with the dotcom bubble and then again with the Housing crash. Technically we fooled them several times if you take into consideration penny stocks and the federal savings and loan scandal as well. So maybe its more like 'fool me a couple dozen times, shame on my investors'

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    9. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention Uber's upside isn't more ridesharing. It's being the company that rolls out driverless cars in every major town in the US and replaces taxis, zip car, buses, and perhaps a bunch of people's actual cars.

    10. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Say it with me Beavis:

      Uber, crash, heh heh

    11. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2

      If you invested in the "bubbling" Uber earlier and sold out now you would be anything other than poor or stupid.

      So your strategy is to buy things that are going to go up in price? That's a really good one. Let me write that down.

      Anybody can look back and see what they should have done. That's not a difficult skill to master. The hard part is doing it going forward. That's really hard.

      <Cue the anecdotes from people who bought Uber early. That's not data.>

    12. Re: Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be sure to sell before it is back to $20

    13. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by lucm · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you invested in the "bubbling" Uber earlier and sold out now you would be anything other than poor or stupid. As long as you get out before the burst, you win.

      Get out of what? Uber is not publicly traded. Unless you happen to run a VC operation from your basement (which would require millions) there is no way you could have made money with that company.

      Most people fail HARD at this and should really just STFU because they have no idea what they are talking about.

      Exactly.

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    14. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      ...Fool me twice, shame on...uhhhh...we won't get fooled again.

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    15. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by jafac · · Score: 1

      no. More like
      "There's a sucker born every minute" - David Hannum

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    16. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      What's difficult is predicting when the bubble is going to pop

      That's why bubbles are tricky. Often times you'll see something that looks like a bubble, and instead of popping it turns into a long term trend.

    17. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      So you are going to bury your money in gold because your paranoid? Congrats, you are now possibly losing the 5+% interest you could have been making in the meantime.

      Even shitty investors know that gold is a shitty investment. The only people that make serious money on gold are the ones who pay people minimum wage to spin those "we buy gold/compramos oro" signs, melt jewelry/false teeth/unwanted bullion into other bullion, and then sell it on those gold pimping commercials. And those people only sell it to A) old people B) people who are convinced that the world could very well end any day now and need it "just in case" only to later sell it at basement price.

    18. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It makes me think about that math geek who anticipated the 2007-2008 subprime lending collapse, and instead of writing a book, invested in the derivatives betting on the collapse.

    19. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla was probably a ridiculously risky gamble at $20. The company very nearly went bankrupt.

    20. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you invested in the 'bubbling' Uber earlier and sold out now you would be anything other than poor or stupid. As long as you get out before the burst, you win."

      With the new capital controls, that just aint true anymore, son. Ya aint gonna be able to walk away with "bubble money" --- the capital controls are the big boy's equivalent of that back room of the casino where they smash your hand with a hammer for winning.

    21. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Is it possible that those who want to ride it longer use their propaganda arm (like CNN) to declare there is no bubble? In case some are getting a little antsy that it will pop soon?

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    22. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what you are talking about. The USA has no capital controls on its stock market. It had no capital controls in the prior crashes, and it isn't going to have any with the next one. Capital controls also refer to the controlling international flow of money, not domestic stock transactions. If you believe that capital controls are going to suddenly spring up forbidding you from selling your Uber stock so you will be stuck with the loss, you are paranoid and delusional.

    23. Re: Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... what? Trading at 200+ right now. Expecting a crash? Place a bet!

    24. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      There were probably people who anticipated it too early, and others who anticipated it too late. Infinite monkeys....

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    25. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Did anyone say Tesla was part of the bubble? They have a physical product (unlike Facebook) which has passed various stages of regulatory approval in multiple jurisdictions (unlike Uber). Their business model doesn't involve using their customers as unpaid labour (unlike DuoLingo) or on paying their suppliers a ridiculously low rate (unlike Spotify).

      There is potential for real growth in Tesla, so there's no incentive for cash-up-and-cash-out, and the early IPO meant the potential for wider public buy-in both literally and figuratively.

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    26. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Tesla was probably a ridiculously risky gamble at $20. The company very nearly went bankrupt.

      Risky, but you can calculate that in. And the only reason that it nearly went bankrupt was that the company deals with actual stuff -- research, manufacture, sales -- rather than just being a fancy webpage. I'm not a particular fan of Tesla (Tesla Motors, at least -- Nikolai was seemingly a pretty cool customer), but it's not in the same market as Uber or Facebook.

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    27. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you invested in the "bubbling" Uber earlier and sold out now you would be anything other than poor or stupid. As long as you get out before the burst, you win.

      This is George Soros's MO in a nutshell, as it happens. I can't find the actual quote, but a few years back he was criticized for investing in a gold bubble and responded with something like "it's perfectly rational to buy at the beginning of a bubble".

    28. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by geoskd · · Score: 1

      I'm not a particular fan of Tesla (Tesla Motors, at least -- Nikolai was seemingly a pretty cool customer), but it's not in the same market as Uber or Facebook.

      That is because you failed to accurately calculate the risk/reward for Tesla. It is an understandable error, as accurately calculating risk/reward is anything but simple, and requires a very deep understanding of a company, its investors, and its market. It is complicated enough that often, even a companies officers don't understand all of the nuances. Thanks to chaos theory, one of those little details can bankrupt a company, or launch it into the stratosphere.

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    29. Re: Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I 100% agree. It's in the interest of the richest people in the world make companies be worth a lot of money because they often invest early.

      Also huge firms do make money on the way up & the way down. All true statements.

      In the case of Uber. They have a worldwide workforce who are bringing cars into their company. Then Uber is monetizing them at scale. Without having to pay for the cars maintenance or the salaried people driving them or the insurance. I personally believe that is a very good business model. I'm not an expert in a valuations.. so I don't know if it's overvalued or undervalued. But I believe their CEOs damn smart. They seem to have a great team. & I believe they're going to be worth a lot more money.

      -Justice

      PS I don't know single person at the company or have any money personally invested. And I don't really care if they're worth more money. I just like using their service.

    30. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      It was an example, not a suggestion. Some people are doing this. Yes, they are wrong.

      You have missed my point entirely....

      Christ almighty having rational discussions on the interweb is frustrating at times.

    31. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      It was an example in a discussion encompassing all types of investors including the ones you mention.

      You missed the point entirely as have many others.

      The willful ignorance displayed in this thread so a trolling opportunity can be had is...well entirely typical of the internet...

      Christ almighty I don't know why I bother sometimes...

    32. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 2

      That is why you diversify.

      Almost NO ONE can pick winners with anything approaching 100% accuracy - that includes the "experts".

      BallsSacks and co make their money by gaming the system with their size, profiting on other people's risk and ability to write the legislation governing them etc. Not predicting winners.

      I cannot believe the ignorance of some of the commenting on here. This is finance 101.

      Please for the love of god stop embarrassing yourselves!?

    33. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The 1990s internet adds were mostly from questionable business or from a few large companies. Without the ability to target, individuals their effectiveness wasn't as good as it is now, so in general they just could make the money. Today they Are more profitable and can keep a business profitable.
      A lot of the 1990s tech companies also didn't have a business plan at all, sell under cost, but sell a lot of them. Hoping to get a customer base, and force an economy of scale.
      The winners Amazon, Google, eBay had a model that brought in revenue to cover their growth.

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    34. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by lucm · · Score: 1

      At first I almost made a serious reply to your post because you had good points. But the snarky tone and the uppercase words was just too annoying.

      For the record, besides the way it was expressed, you made a good point when you said this:

      But the question is NEVER what HAS happened, it is always what is going to happen in the future and roughly when. Most people fail HARD at this

      Many large investment banks still rely on VAR indicators based on historical data; that's how they never understood their huge exposure during the subprime mortgage debacle. And many investors pick fund managers based on their past performance without analyzing their strategies. The past is always more convenient to look at.

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    35. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I know what you're saying, I just wanted to rant about gold as an investment. I keep hearing about gold is doing x or y and why it's a good time to buy, but truth be told it's never a good time to invest in gold. You only buy gold if somebody makes it into some kind of trinket (or coin) that you fancy having just to have it.

      Other than that, gold is for hucksters and I do my best to point that out every time I hear about it.

    36. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      Very funny.

      I am being snarky because the quality of thought that has gone into many replies DESERVES such a response.

      And I could not CARE LESS about your thoughts on my POSTING STYLE.

      But you are correct, that was an awesome point.

      (There you go, you can add ARROGANT to the list too, that should make it even easier to TROLL!!??!!?!)

    37. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      Ok, fair enough. I am right with you on that one.

      If I hear one more idiot go on about gold as if they know what the hell they are talking about then I think I am going to be sick.

      Besides. From the research I did into precious metals there were far bigger jumps in some of the others during the GFC. :)

    38. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by lucm · · Score: 1

      But you are correct, that was an awesome point.

      I said it was a "good" point, not "awesome". That's your second factual error in this thread alone (the first one was about Uber).

      So it appears you have to work on your reading skills as well as on your typing skills. Less uppercase and sarcasm, more fact checking. But don't give up - you've got some potential, with a bit of work you could get there. You're like an above-average tennis player, just before he started taking tennis lessons. Godspeed!
       

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    39. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 0

      But when you invest in gold, you're trying to avoid the huge ups and downs of the stock market. Correct me here, but gold value tends to increase in a recession and decrease in a boon, and in a boon you can simply get a job to recoup the losses. To me, it's a choice of being safe or _possibly_ rich.

      But I have schizophrenia and live with my parents, so it's sort of a moot point. :)

    40. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      That is because you failed to accurately calculate the risk/reward for Tesla.

      Ah no, it's more fundamental than that.

      The pattern with .com startups as identified higher in the thread, is that the VCs pump in loads of money, there's an IPO at the peak, the stock crashes almost immediately, and only the VCs get any reward. There is fair risk that a given site won't be the next Facebook, but the reward if it is will be huge.

      However, it's much more difficult to carry through a similar scheme with a physical company like Tesla, and the fact that Tesla nearly failed shows this. You cannot reach the phenomenal market valuations of the .coms without building up a product market and distribution infrastructure, by which point the value of the company is clear, and there are more liquifiable assets to guarantee against than just another room full of servers.

      By that point, you would be mad to fold up the displays and close up shop, as the business is a goer.

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    41. Re: Fool me once, shame on you... by romons · · Score: 1

      Driving while only looking in the rear view mirror. It occasionally works...

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    42. Re: Fool me once, shame on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, Facebook does have a product, and paying customers.

      The product is you (or rather, everyone with a profile) and the paying customers can be anyone interested in your habits, personality profit, etc.

      Right now, ad companies are the target customer, but that could easily change. The government has shown a clear desire to have that kind of info.

    43. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Facebook has network effects in its favor. Basically, Facebook is popular because Facebook is popular; people want to be on the social network that their friends are on. The company also has Instagram and the Oculus Rift.

      Uber has a good idea but it's not one that can be protected. They have no way to keep customers and drivers from defecting to Lyft or other services. There is no particular advantage other than habit to using Uber today just because you used Uber yesterday.

    44. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      lol.

      And you sir are not even very good at trolling.

      Go play mind games somewhere else, I am done with you.

    45. Re:Fool me once, shame on you... by lucm · · Score: 1

      There is no way out with people like you. When you receive positive feedback you gloat, and when you get constructive criticism you get angry and mean. No wonder you think that everyone is a troll, you are forcing people into playing a negative role in your life.

      If there is a beach or a river nearby you should go for a long introspective walk and reflect on what led you down this path of loneliness and fear. Embrace people, don't push them away!

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  2. it's not by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's not different at all is it steve?

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    1. Re:it's not by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      I dont know, I think we should ask bennett

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    2. Re:it's not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I not invisible?

  3. Gotta look at the source... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is the same main stream media that has been talking about the recovery of the American economy and glossing over the divide between Main Street and Wall Street. Whenever the market does crash, it seems like select players are always the winners, while the average Joe's retirement just got hosed.

    1. Re: Gotta look at the source... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no retirement. For my whole life the people who have enough money to manipulate economies have been crashing the economy and taking the average Joe six pack's 401x.

      The game is rigged. Invest in divestment of this scam.

    2. Re: Gotta look at the source... by hawguy · · Score: 1

      There is no retirement. For my whole life the people who have enough money to manipulate economies have been crashing the economy and taking the average Joe six pack's 401x.

      I guess that's what happens when the market crashes and you lose your 401k, it becomes your 401-ex.

    3. Re:Gotta look at the source... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I've never really seen that. Wall Street lost their ass in the housing crash, and so did the banks. People like me who sold a house during the bubble were the ones that profited (that, and companies who built new houses.)

      People who flipped houses during the bubble tended to have lost as well, I personally know of one investor who lost some 6 million dollars buying and selling houses in that time period. Though some came out on top, it was pretty rare.

      Wall Street also lost their ass in the dot com collapse. The money went from the Wall Street investor's pockets to everybody who performed services for or sold goods to one of those dot com companies until the investment money ran out.

    4. Re: Gotta look at the source... by Aighearach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You only lost your 401k if you cashed it out while the market was in the dumps. If you'd have left it where it was, like you were supposed to do, then it would have increased in value.

      You're also supposed to shift your stock investments out into money market or other low-risk devices about 8 years before you plan to retire, so that the timing of the market fluctuations doesn't leave you screwed.

      You see the game being rigged because you drank the propaganda and believed that when the market goes down, 401k accounts some evaporate. But they don't.

    5. Re:Gotta look at the source... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      No, granting loans increases the money supply, but it doesn't go away when it is repaid. There is no mechanism for deflation built in, because it is not a useful effect.

      If there is less money *changing hands* in the system it will sure seem like there is less money. And that only happens if people stop spending. Making bad investments doesn't cause money to change hands more slowly, it makes it flow faster! Until it crashes and they freak out. Then you just issue cheap loans to get people spending. Or even, just make new (bad) investments!

      It doesn't matter if the investments are "good" or "bad," what matters is that money keeps changing hands. People at the top will sock some away, regardless of what their tax statement says. Even they don't care if their investments were "good" or "bad."

    6. Re: Gotta look at the source... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And in your estimation how many millions of non-expert "investors" also didn't perform "correctly" with their retirement funds.

      You can place blame wherever you like, but the reality of a very broke generation of retires-who-can't-retire isn't going anywhere,

      While at the same time, Wall Street has never in history been this wealthy compared to median income. And the gap between haves and have nots now far exceeds where it was in the roaring 20's.

      Something is wrong, and what is wrong in hhtis particular case is that we are staving off collapse at the expense of a generation of savers (who can no longer buy annuities) -- and to the benefit of the 1% who will gladly sell them high risk paper of 100 different flavors.

      Collapse is not only good, it's vital.

    7. Re:Gotta look at the source... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      You dont think people like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos made that money?

      And you know what both of them have in common? They each run at least one business that has a viable revenue model, and a damn good one at that.

    8. Re:Gotta look at the source... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Yes. They currently each run at least one viable business that they created using 'that money.'

    9. Re: Gotta look at the source... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Collapse is not only good, it's vital.

      It's just we don't let them collapse 'enough', we bail them out

    10. Re:Gotta look at the source... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, granting loans increases the money supply, but it doesn't go away when it is repaid.

      What? Um, no. When loans are paid off money supply decreases. It has the exact opposite effect that the loan had. Just think about it and you'll realize it must be that way.

    11. Re: Gotta look at the source... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The market only rebounded because the US government took unprecedented steps to support it and goose it. Absent their intervention, I would hardly believe the market would be where it is now and your arguments might be a little different. Don't look now, but the world economy is slowing down again, and what is happening? More government intervention (from everyone else besides the US). More QE, more lowering of rates (to negative levels!), currency manipulation, etc. Then you have record levels of company's own stock buybacks from executives when the markets are at all-time highs (presumably to protect their options value). If you believe in this "market", you have more blind trust than me. It is no longer about business performance, but what headline comes out from what government or Fed official. I would love a stock market where I could make educated decisions based on research and benefit or lose from my actions, but there's no way anyone can win when the rules and forces are always changing.

    12. Re: Gotta look at the source... by DriveDog · · Score: 2

      8 years, this year. But when the people whose 401ks are worth 1/2 what they were 8 years ago still don't recover this year, you're going to have to start saying "9 years". There was a permanent loss of wealth, or at least the value on paper of it, and it's not coming back. Gains since then are gains since then, not restoration of what was lost. 401ks and the current "retirement system" are deeply flawed, because they were designed to supplant pensions, not to sufficiently support the retirees.

    13. Re: Gotta look at the source... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If your stock investments are worth 1/2 what they were 8 years ago, that just proves you chose exclusively high-risk investments.

      Guess what? "High risk" doesn't mean, "more money for free." The majority of your investments should be in something with low long-term risk, like the S&P 500 index. That is the standard thing that is recommended, and it beats the market. The most mainstream, brainless (that is a compliment here!) investment option you can choose, and it is 25%+ up over any historical high. That is what anybody's 401k should be at, 25%+ because 401k isn't for day trading or nonsense, it is just to sock retirement money away in an effective manner with tax advantages.

      The fact that idiots can easily lose their retirement savings by choosing risk instead of retirement security, that is a good argument in favor of traditional pensions instead of 401k programs, but it doesn't tell you anything about the stock market, the economy, or economic trends.

  4. Oh i think its overvalued but its much different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with all the advertising, tracking, etc tie-ins that did NOT exist, the business models from pre-days were based on assumed success and figuring out a way to monetize it. its different now, but its overvalued. people buy taxis, uber is a replacement. people buy things from walmart, amazon is an alternative. and its more in the wheelhouse of consumers now. but again, i stress - tons of it (snapchat, etc) is way overvalued but snapchat mines valuable data and they arent in the red or imaginary money

  5. Reality Flip Switch by BoRegardless · · Score: 2

    ALL bubbles end badly as they are doomed to burst from day one.

    Booms work on psychology of crowds until some unseen actor "flips the switch."

    1. Re:Reality Flip Switch by trout007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. Booms work when the Fed floods Wall St with cash. It has to go somewhere? It ends when the realization hits and the 40:1 leveraged accounts go bust.

      Then it's time for the tax payers to bail them out and start over.

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    2. Re:Reality Flip Switch by gewalker · · Score: 2

      It is not just the Feds cash flood, it is the zero-rate interest. People chasing returns are practically forced into the stock market to try and get returns.

    3. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      ALL bubbles end badly as they are doomed to burst from day one.

      Booms work on psychology of crowds until some unseen actor "flips the switch."

      Sounds like sour grapes from somebody who didn't get out in time.

      I agree it doesn't always work out well for the crowd, especially in the short term. But if it ends badly depends on where you are standing at the end. If it was ending badly for your unseen actor, he wouldn't flip the switch yet.

    4. Re:Reality Flip Switch by thrich81 · · Score: 2

      Was the Fed flooding the market with cash in 2007-08? I think it was the private banks that were creating liquidity (money) with those weird investment vehicles and loans. What the Fed failed at was not withdrawing money from the economy and running up interest rates to cool things down, but nobody wants an economic party pooper and they would have been savagely criticized for ending the good times.

    5. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Feds don't have a choice except offer near zero-rate interest, if the alternative is capital destroying deflation. No one is forced to chase risky, high rates of return. The problem is the world has changed from a reserve-currency system where lending money was a low risk way of building equity, to an inflated fiat-currency system, where bank lending and bonds don't make a significant portion of the investor economy anymore. The system is rigged to favor speculation, rather than growth of industry, and for the top-tier players not to get burned when the system collapses.

    6. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      The feds are still flooding the market with cash, it hasn't stopped under Obama. Remember that last major dump in trade numbers by 200-400 points a month or two back? Yeah, that was on the fear that the feds were going to stop pumping in cash.

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    7. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the Fed has nothing to do with it, the 2005-2008 bubble was fueled by large numbers of fraudulent home loans being sold to investors\pensions\401k plans, that capital still has yet to come out of the market as the courts aren't throwing the banksters into jail for the kind of outrageous fraud that deserves torches, pitchforks, hangings, and heads on pikes, and large numbers of bankrupcies, dispensation of newly minted dollars for depositors, and bankruptcy of investors.

      What's making this particular bubble "different" is that, in every previous bubble, debt was pumped up in a market until it reached its peak, then the market crashed, leaving all the players in that market with debts they never paid off. In this bubble, the excess cash has nowhere to go.

      We still have the same Medical Monopoly and Medical services bubble we've had for the last 30 years, all predicated on artificial government granted monopolies.

      We still have illegal aliens getting NINJA ARM Home loans (No Income, No Job Applicant, Adjustable Rate Mortgage with a low introductory rate for the first year or two), you still see Chase bank and Bank of America publishing in the local sun times "WE MAKE NO GUARANTEE OF SOUND CHAIN OF TITLE".

      You still have tech companies in a bubble, and typically the heavily indebted ones are the ones "driving down the wages" of Americans through all sorts of shenanigans that'd make a 1930's era Robber Barron Blush.

      You still have an S&L Crisis; lots of "hey we got away with the home loan crisis and the tech crisis, lets loan a whop of change to my cousin Gary so he can run a "business" and when it "fails" we'll just say "oops" to the regulators".

      You still have SMB's indebted to the hilt.

      The next crash, all this sillyness will end. Because people will have had it with the banks.

    8. Re:Reality Flip Switch by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Normal deflation isn't a big deal. The computer industry has operated under price deflation since day 1. My first computer was an Apple II GS. That thing was over $2k in the early 90's.

      Also the whole industrial revolution occurred under deflation.

      Now I assume you are talking about deflation right now. Yes after years of easy money a tightening will cause a bad depression. But that is the cute not the disease.

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    9. Re:Reality Flip Switch by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Deflation can hurt the economy. If you know prices are dropping, chances are, you'll wait a little longer before purchasing your goods. Sure it's fine when it affects just one industry, like computers, but if it spreads across all industries, it can lead to recession.

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    10. Re:Reality Flip Switch by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      At least you'll still buy, while inflation means you can't afford to buy ever again.

    11. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is people don't work that way in reality. People want/need stuff *now*. If they don't buy it *now* they won't have it. You can't wait to buy food next week when you are hungry *now*. You can't wait to buy a new car when yours is falling apart *now*. You can't wait to buy clothes when they are in fashion *now*. You can't wait to buy a new milling machine when your new large contract is active *now*.

    12. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Was the Fed flooding the market with cash in 2007-08? I think it was the private banks that were creating liquidity (money) with those weird investment vehicles and loans. What the Fed failed at was not withdrawing money from the economy and running up interest rates to cool things down, but nobody wants an economic party pooper and they would have been savagely criticized for ending the good times.

      Yes, and they still are. The interest rate is below inflation which means it is profitable for banks to loan money backed in random crap, because random crap appreciates at the rate of inflation. That is what subprime morgages was, and what is still happening because they are still allowed to loan under inflation.

    13. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recession/depression is mandatory to fix the problem they've caused with massive amounts of credit inflation. If anyone thinks they can get out of this mess pain-free, they're delusional and not fit to dictate policy.

      People will only wait a bit longer to purchase goods. This lie about infinite downward price spiral told by governments and bankers needs to stop. How long will you put off buying toliet paper? Food? A car that you need? Really, think about it. In fact, people delay purchases waiting for a sale instead of buying at the high price now. The deflation boogeyman is nothing but scaremongering from an elite cartel that will by hurt by it while the public benefits. They want the situation they have now, inflation, where the elite benefit and the expense of everyone else.

    14. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      oh noes!! deflation! stuff will get cheaper and thats terrible!!

      All the opponents of deflation cite cases where there was a economic catastrophe that resulted in deflation, where they then spin it to blame all the bad things that happened on the deflation rather than the catastrophe.

      Lower prices isnt bad. Period.

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    15. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The Fed has no choice, since it has only one mechanism for stimulating the economy. The Fed can't build roads and bridges, so it's only way to pump money into the system is through the financial markets. Assuming we do need those roads an bridges built and maintained, any sane system would run surpluses during boom times and spend those surpluses to mitigate the effects of slumps. But US politics today uses boom times as an excuse to cut taxes and uses slumps as excuses to shrink government. Exactly the opposite of what the economy needs.

      Now government may need to shrink - but even government workers' wages pump money into the economy more efficiently and effectively than the Fed can. Mostly, though, shrinking the government is a euphemism for eliminating environmental, safety and business practice regulations that powerful political contributors want eliminated. That's not to say there isn't waste - just that waste is the excuse for implementing a political agenda that has nothing to do with addressing the waste. If they wanted to address the waste, they'd address it by addressing it - not by building the Keystone XL pipeline.

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    16. Re:Reality Flip Switch by khallow · · Score: 1

      The Fed has no choice, since it has only one mechanism for stimulating the economy.

      Why is "stimulating the economy" a good idea?

      Now government may need to shrink - but even government workers' wages pump money into the economy more efficiently and effectively than the Fed can.

      LOL. More efficiently than dumping money from helicopters or shell games with trillion dollar coins? What's even more efficient is just not paying them in the first place.

    17. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course people will still spend money in absolute terms. They will spend less and save more. You must realize that.

    18. Re:Reality Flip Switch by trout007 · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? If people were diciplined enough to wait to buy things there would be zero consumer debt. There is a multi-trillion dollar industry based on people not wanting to wait until they can afford things.

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    19. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I presume that your "one mechanism" comment is the normal liberal angst that they fed isn't allowed to go send out the army to force people to buy what you want them to buy? The fed has several options but you would say they are all "through the financial markets", although why you would want an organization that is supposed to be the central bank to do things outside the financial markets is something I can't understand. I figure you must just be trying to breed your communist leader anywhere you can get people addicted to power.

      Assuming we were going to have a sane system we would force the government to spend within its means. However, since we have hordes of people vested in making the government spend like drunken sailors there is no way this will ever happen. A better system would cap taxes (except via some emergency procedure) and force the government to live with that too. This is about the only way I can see that you will keep the government from continuing to grow as a % of GDP.

      http://www.usgovernmentspending.com/spending_brief.php

      Yep, anything that bloated and discusting is going to have a lot of detractors. Unfortunetly the system is rigged to do nothing but spend more and more money forever.

    20. Re:Reality Flip Switch by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you thought stimulus was a dirty word back in 2009 when your 401K had lost 30% of its 'value'. I'll agree that a society basing its future security on 401K's heavily invested in the rigged US stock market is a nasty way to gain allegiance to that rigged market, and the Fed is more or less propping it up at gunpoint. But short of completely rearranging the priorities of US society, what would you have policy during a deep recession be?

      I think we should leave that experimentation for the boom times when the society has some cushion of security - not when workers are struggling to keep up. But oh, yeah - during the boom times Republicans argue that it's immoral to run surpluses with "the tapxpayers' money" - money that has already been spent, I might add.

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    21. Re:Reality Flip Switch by khallow · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you thought stimulus was a dirty word back in 2009 when your 401K had lost 30% of its 'value'.

      Of course, I did. And I note you don't actually present evidence that Keynesian stimulus works. As contrary evidence, I present the recent extremely weak recoveries in the US and Japan. Japan in particularly has borrow about twice its GDP without notable benefit.

      But short of completely rearranging the priorities of US society, what would you have policy during a deep recession be?

      [...]

      I think we should leave that experimentation for the boom times when the society has some cushion of security - not when workers are struggling to keep up.

      It doesn't usually happen that way in reality. Tough decisions tend to get put off until the country in question is painted into a corner. Greece is a recent example. They could have fixed the problems of their country any time in the last few decades. That just didn't happen.

      Now they're suffering the consequences and blaming it on "austerity" policies while ignoring the bone-headed stuff they did to get to the point where others can force them to adopt those policies.

      Republicans

      It's not just a Republican party problem. It happens in lots of countries that just so happen to not have Republican parties.

  6. It's not the same as before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, there are a few tech companies that are way overvalued. Mostly some of the big internet companies that have no physical product. But the market in general isn't that overvalued. Companies are making more money than ever before and have won major victories in the areas of government control, deregulation, and labor rights. Its the golden age of the corporation, and if you want to make money you should be right in the middle of it.

    1. Re:It's not the same as before. by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      As I remember, during the 1999 bubble, three digit, and even four digit P/Es were not that unusual.

  7. Whatever by Dunbal · · Score: 2

    Stocks go up, stocks go down. If the market doesn't crash I'll make money. If the market crashes I'll make even more money.

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    1. Re:Whatever by lucm · · Score: 1

      The stock market is not a video game. For a stock to be sold there must be a real buyer. And guess what happens when a market is crashing? Lots of sellers, and no buyers. That's how you can tell that the market is crashing.

      So how does your foolproof plan works? You will somehow know just before the market crash so you can sell everything, then buy it back at a huge discount because the market is dead? That's pure genius, you should send your resume to JP Morgan right away.

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    2. Re:Whatever by macsimcon · · Score: 1

      I’ve got tens of thousands in SDS. When the powers that be decide it’s time to crash the market (because they’ve shorted it), I’ll make out like a bandit.

      SDS moves dollar for dollar as the S&P does, but in the opposite direction. In the last crash, SDS went up more than 20X. This time, the banks are much larger, and the federal government will not have the money to bail them out, so we’ll have a true depression, with SDS going up probably 40X or 50X.

      And I’ll make hundreds of thousands on the way down. After that, I'll buy into the S&P on the cheap, and make tens of millions on the way up as the market rebounds in the years after the crash.

      Hey, isn’t this how the Kennedys made much of their money, by betting against the market?

    3. Re:Whatever by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      "So how does your foolproof plan works?"

      Buy low and sell high. The rest is up to you to research. As for "sending my resume" why should I work for someone else when I'm perfectly happy working for myself?

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    4. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are always buyers. During a crash there is just no one willing to buy at the price you want. But there are plenty of people willing to give you 10 cents on the dollar or less. THAT is how you can tell a market crashes. Sucks for you when you sell that stock you bought at $100 for $10. But the guy who buys it off you at $10 and sells it for $50 next year, well...

    5. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First off you are an idiot. Assuming you bought SDS at the exact moment it was the lowest and sold at the highest in 2009 , your return would have been about 127%. However if you bought SDS in 2010 it would have lost 85 percent. Assuming SDS rises another 127% during the next crash your total gain since 2010 would be about 8%. BTW SDS doesn't even pay dividends anymore. You could have done better by buying municipal bonds or treasuries. Also good look cashing out on SDS in time. The window to sell to is exactly one day because the value of SDS drops precipitously the very next day after its peak. Hope your broker is really fast.

      Most likely outcome is you are going to completely lose your investment. If you are holding SDS for any significant period of time, that is a virtual guarantee.

    6. Re:Whatever by hodet · · Score: 1

      By having a long term investing horizon and rebalancing periodically

    7. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Buy low and sell high"

      This brain-dead comment keeps getting parrotted, and it is so incredibly stupid and useless. It's about as insightful as asking a 100 year old man how he got to live so long and getting the response: "by not dying."

    8. Re:Whatever by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      And this is exactly why you and almost everybody else can't make money on the stock market. You fail to understand one simple truth and end up doing the complete opposite - buying high and selling low.

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    9. Re:Whatever by lucm · · Score: 1

      You should write a book about this. You could call it "Buy low, sell high, not the opposite". This would definitely be a checkout lane best seller at Wal-mart.

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    10. Re:Whatever by lucm · · Score: 1

      What you describe is not a market crash, it's just a bad trend. Or an unusually depressed bear market.

      In a market crash, the broker who shorted your stock goes bust and/or the other party goes bust and/or the company whose stock you own/shorted goes bust and the stock is worthless or unavailable to you, and your only solution is to join a class action suit or wait in line at the bankruptcy court with thousands of other creditors to get pennies on the c-note.

      Ask anyone who had investments with Bear Stearns.

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    11. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're one of those fucking idiots, oblivious to his own incompetence and ignorance, who thinks that because he's made money in the stock market since 2009ish, that he's a genius. "Buy low, sell high" ... for fuck sake there's no insight there. News flash, dumbass ... a drunk monkey with syphilis could've made money trading stocks in the last half decade. Everyone has.

    12. Re:Whatever by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      People in the check out line are far more interested in what Taylor Swift is wearing or who is fucking who. We all get what we deserve.

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    13. Re:Whatever by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Sorry sweetheart I have survived quite a few crashes including 2008 (recent history for me), and learned my lessons well. But shall I tell you what YOU sound like?

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    14. Re: Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize sds loses value permanently because it's an etf? It goes down 100% and goes up 99.5% each day. If you hold on to it for too long you can't make money. The value it used to be a year ago is NOT potential upside.

  8. Is it really a crash if nobody bought? by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

    I mean basically we have $1 trillion worth of funny money from QE1-42 that has to be burned sooner or later anyway. If no actual real money is spent, is it really a valuation? Is it really a bubble?

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    1. Re:Is it really a crash if nobody bought? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      All money is "funny money". The gold standard is long gone.

    2. Re:Is it really a crash if nobody bought? by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      Gold isn't any more 'real' or 'funny' than any other sort of money.

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  9. what, Uber? by ihtoit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That ridesharing thing that's getting sued ten ways from Sunday for butthurting established taxi firms?

    Something's definitely up if they're getting valued at $40 billion! That's 4 times the UK's annual agricultural output!

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    1. Re:what, Uber? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2

      Something's definitely up if they're getting valued at $40 billion! That's 4 times the UK's annual agricultural output!

      Yeah, seriously UK farmers, WTF? Get off your arses and plough some hectares!

    2. Re:what, Uber? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh there's the next app! Crowd source migrant workers, like uber for farm hands. Will put pickingjobs.com to shame.

    3. Re:what, Uber? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      People are bored with food, transportation is still interesting.

    4. Re:what, Uber? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You jest but read up about the singe farm payment from the Common Agricultural Policy and weep.

    5. Re:what, Uber? by Jeeeb · · Score: 1

      Something's definitely up if they're getting valued at $40 billion! That's 4 times the UK's annual agricultural output!

      Interesting point. I dont't think that your statistics on farming in the UK are correct though. The total output of the UK agricultural industry in 2013 was 25,902 million pounds (https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/379757/agriaccounts-tiffstatsnotice-27nov14.pdf) or at current exchange rates approximately $40 billion. The statistic you are using, I imagine, is the value added income (total ouput - inputs).

      Uber is worth about one year of agriculture produce from the UK. Still seems like a very speculative valuation..

  10. Turn those machines back on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mortimer Duke: Fuck him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!

  11. uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other words... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... everything is just fine

  12. Bubble by amightywind · · Score: 0

    We are certainly mid to late in this economic cycle. Fed policy has helped to inflate the price of equities due to low interest rates. The market is pretty fully valued, so beware. I am holding and paying attention to dividend yield. Uber, Facebook, Tesla. They are all grossly overvalued. I like stocks other people hate. Big oil, Walmart, Altria, Monsanto.

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    1. Re:Bubble by lucm · · Score: 1

      That's also part of the battered wife syndrome.

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  13. Bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part of the definition of a bubble is that "this time it's different".

  14. uber by schlachter · · Score: 1

    perhaps there will be an uber crash

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  15. Yippppeeeee!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its always different they say!! Enjoy the crash!!!! Yipppppeeeeeeee!!!!!!

  16. Fuck Uber. What about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Groupon, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, and so on.. are these Wall St. analysts f'n nuts?

    1. Re:Fuck Uber. What about.. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Facebook, WhatIsNameApp, the list goes on and on.

  17. I hope so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Currently short on a lot of stocks. Please crash, please.

    1. Re: I hope so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad idea. Seriously, don't try to predict the market. There are people who will dump money to manipulate the technicals in their favor. Market could climb for another year.

    2. Re:I hope so by lucm · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you. Short positions are a bitch to get, on most self-directed accounts it's not even possible. You need a serious account with a fat margin and a good track record with a broker to get in that business. I don't even know you and I can tell that doing that on a lot of stocks is out of your reach.

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    3. Re:I hope so by fred911 · · Score: 1

      Wrong... any numbnut with as little as $10k can margin $30k to $40k worth of equity long or short. The minute the security (or what you're borrowed to sell short) falls out of cash value you have, the broker either sells it or covers the short.

        These days, selling short is even easier as you don't have to wait for a down tic to fill the order. Additionally, most brokers have sufficient inventory to loan for short sellers. The game's the same, the rules have changed to make it even less fair.

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    4. Re:I hope so by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you. Short positions are a bitch to get

      Thanks for immediately letting us know that you have nothing of value to add.

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      "His name was James Damore."
    5. Re:I hope so by lucm · · Score: 1

      Who is "us"? You and your imaginary broker that allows you to do short selling without a fat margin and that won't knock at your door the minute the stock price goes the other way?

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    6. Re:I hope so by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      You and your imaginary broker that allows you to do short selling without a fat margin

      Are you imagining that we are claiming to sell short with an empty wallet?

      When you wallet is empty, you cannot buy either.

      perhaps the reason you cannot imagine regular folks selling short is that you are an idiot that doesnt know how to sell short? yeah... all your posts indicate this. All your posts indicate that you know extremely little about anything market related, least of all how people short stocks.

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  18. Round and round. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember in 1998 hearing the experts all say "This time it's different we won't crash."

    1. Re:Round and round. by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but you had the old guard saying that they didn't understand it - Warren Buffet comes to mind. And then with the housing crash you had someone as big as Goldman Sachs pulling back in 2007. This time you hear a little bit of head scratching, but it's hard to find someone with a lot of respect holding back. There was a LOT of money printed recently - this could help explain at least part of the run-up. Plus, any company that survived the market crash is probably a pretty strong company, so you have some pretty solid post-recession growth.

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    2. Re:Round and round. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      And they were right, it was different. By 2001 they had cashed out. In `98 there was a clear understanding that the bubble would still grow further, because people were investing in batshit crazy stuff and the rate of investment was still accelerating.

      Nobody knew exactly when the crash would come, but there were signs that the top had been reached. The only people "surprised" by the crash where people who were predicting a downward slope. It was already visibly at least near the top for months ahead. VC money tightened significantly before the crash, and the markets became volatile before finally sliding. You can see in the chart that while there was a big difference between the very top number and what followed, it hadn't been sustained; it dropped first to mid-bubble levels, was clearly in decline, and then dropped further gradually.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...

      Of course, I don't remember the "experts" saying there wouldn't be a crash. I remember the experts saying it was a bubble, and would eventually pop. Even mainstream media like NPR was running that through the whole thing.

    3. Re:Round and round. by jafac · · Score: 1

      yes; it was called the "New Economy". A term that should be remembered for generations, in infamy. Like Hitler.

      Yet - people still refer to the "New Economy" as a thing; instead of as a grim reminder of how we create buzzwords to fool ourselves into believing that "it really is different this time, and we are really a special flower."

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    4. Re:Round and round. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's one thing to learn about human nature, it's that human nature doesn't change. People are still just as greedy, selfish, and stupid as they were thousands of years ago, repeating the same mistakes over and over. We have a lot more information at our fingertips, but people still seem to be lacking the wisdom to put it to proper use, mainly because they're arrogant and think they're smarter than previous generations, so it "can't happen to them this time."

  19. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reason I would avoid Uber stock is their business model falls foul of the law in most of the countries where they operate, only a matter of time until they are shut down. A comparison to Kazza's business model would be more apt than snapchat but I agree the eyeball market is saturated these days.

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  20. No bubble? by msauve · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you think Uber is worth $40B, or Instagram worth $33B, I've got some tulip bulbs to sell you.

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    1. Re: No bubble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to chuckle at that valuation because Amazon Local is giving away free $25 gift certificates to Uber.

      They're going to need a lot of paying customers to make up for those, let alone enough to justify their stock price

    2. Re:No bubble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To think Instagram (an app) is worth more than Twitch (a streaming video service with a ton of servers and bandwidth). Too many people are focused on short-term investing and that's how a company like Instagram gets buzz around it.

  21. How are all these shitty websites actual companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would take a handful of non-retards to create and maintain something like facebook or snapchat. How do these useless things have employees and buildings?

  22. Isn't the difference by aliquis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In that the companies make money this time?

    Google seem to be traded at P/E 26 (Google finance, assume that's on actual profits and not ideas for the future) which is pretty reasonable. The interest environment is shit and Google at least have an urge to do new products. Whatever they will always be the search and information gathering giant I guess one could question.

    Facebook mean-while is valued at P/E 75 which is way higher.
    Do I trust or care Facebook even remotely as much as Google?
    No I don't.
    I don't care for Facebook at all. So do their social platform deserve that? Then again at least they have made more money than before.

    Something like Microsoft is 17.7 so whetever. H&M is 30 as comparison. Sure there's a bigger market to sell clothes to but there's a bigger one for Microsoft products too :).

    1. Re:Isn't the difference by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      Today I decided I finally had enough of Google's spying and changed my default search engine to DuckDuckGo. It took about 5 seconds. Yeah, it will take some getting used to having different results and all but I feel incredibly free after having made the switch. If I change my email from Gmail then I will have completely severed myself from Google. So how solid, really, is Google's position? It's an ad company. An increasingly evil ad company. I've got one leg out of their cage and only need to pull out my other leg.

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    2. Re:Isn't the difference by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I thought about this as well and switched to Yandex which has a similar interface as gmail. I'd never thought I'd go to the Russians for privacy but they seem less likely to be subpenaed by the feds. That said, using a Russian email probably already brings it's own extra attention to me.

      I thought of setting up my own server but decided it really wasn't worth the bother. Most of my friends and family use gmail, so gmail still gets their profile one me regardless of what I do.

    3. Re:Isn't the difference by Aighearach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is sure a lot of hate. And I can understand it to a certain extent; I've been running ad-blockers consistently since the 90s. I used to have doubleclick in my hosts file to reduce the filter load, too.

      But google is the only ad company that doesn't sell your info. I hear a lot of people just shouting randomly that they are "evil," but without any real reasons. They discontinue services that I used to rely on, which is their right, and as a result I'm unlikely to adopt new services. But there is nothing evil about that, it is a straightforwards application of their own prerogatives.

      All the other ad companies sell information about you. All of them. Google is the only one with the reach to even try to offer what they do, which is a system where the advertisers can target ads without any information about the targets. They are clearly way less evil than the other ad companies.

      If you're going to host and run your own email, then obviously you can have more power over it. But using another corporate email provider will rarely protect any data, since you're already with the company that doesn't sell data about you. Just about everybody else does sell data, including companies that don't sell advertising. Even my mechanic leaked my phone number to some random company so they could send a TXT spam.

      Just wave your hands shouting "evil" while you switch to companies that sell their data on you. That'll teach `em!

    4. Re:Isn't the difference by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If your primary security concern is a federal subpoena, and you're using unencrypted email (the main kind the subpoena would matter for) then you're hosed anyways. Using a Russian server guarantees that when the feds want your data, they can get it from existing government databases; potentially without bothering with that pesky subpoena paperwork.

      It doesn't really seem like there is a use case. If you're happier with the service, great. More power to you. But it is basically impossible that you've increased your privacy, or reduced the availability of your messages to the US Government.

    5. Re:Isn't the difference by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      ive been using ddg for a while now as my delfault and I really like it. I would LOVE a ddg email service. noahhaders@duck.co, how cool would that be!

    6. Re:Isn't the difference by AdamHaun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If your primary security concern is a federal subpoena, you have already made far greater errors than picking the wrong email provider.

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    7. Re:Isn't the difference by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that Google is too big to fail (at protecting your privacy).

      That sounds like a variation, not a new theme.

    8. Re:Isn't the difference by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Heck, to be fair it's easier to copy "cheap clothes" as a business than "most used operating-system environment and most used software in the work space" I guess.

    9. Re:Isn't the difference by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Personally i think the standard search engine in Tor (It's something else than DuckDuckGo I believe, it may have been that or if it was Firefox which used it as default before) suck.

      Like someone else I too have made a Yandex account but I didn't knew it was competitive. I just made it as a crap account for when my normal e-mail didn't do / I wanted to go under the radar.

    10. Re:Isn't the difference by aliquis · · Score: 1

      .. I was too quick now.

      Google also have all my YouTube activity.

      Google kinda knows everything about my "surf" but I'm not bothered.

      If they was the government I would be but they aren't.

      Sadly I can't trust governments to not demand information from them.

    11. Re:Isn't the difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you doing? Searching on how to make bombs out of pressure cookers? Being anti-government is mainstream these days. You can be like Rand and Ron Paul and openly advocate things like succession, abolishing the Fed, overturning the Civil Rights Act and the Feds won't bat an eye. Libertarians are so paranoid.

    12. Re:Isn't the difference by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      But google is the only ad company that doesn't sell your info.

      Never heard of Google analytics? What exactly do you think they are doing?

    13. Re:Isn't the difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Analytics gathers data for google, they don't "sell" it. No one is sold personal info from Google, all they get to do is tell Google who they want to target and Google decides who gets to see it. The advertiser doesn't know things like your name, phone number, etc until you give it to them.

    14. Re:Isn't the difference by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Analytics gathers data for google, they don't "sell" it. No one is sold personal info from Google, all they get to do is tell Google who they want to target and Google decides who gets to see it. The advertiser doesn't know things like your name, phone number, etc until you give it to them.

      They sell it, but like all of these services, they sell it aggregated depersonalized, but that makes them no different from the rest of the companies doing this.

    15. Re:Isn't the difference by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Nope, I didn't say that, or anything like that. Try a less tribal, more intellectual response. You might be able to comprehend what I said. It was not opinion, it was not about who can or will fail, and I didn't say that Google will fail to protect privacy.

      What I did say is that Google is the only one of the advertising companies who doesn't sell information about you to the people running the ads. They're the only one. So that is how they stand out. You wave your hands and give some raw assertion that they are the only ones to "fail at protecting your privacy," but you give no analysis at all to support it. It is known in the market that everybody else sells your data to make money. That is just a known fact about the market.

      If you think Google is compromising your privacy more than other companies, instead of less, wouldn't you want to have actual reasons? And to be correct about it? When you can't even do analysis of your own position and just regurgitate hate, how can you ever hope to increase your mostly non-existence "privacy?" You won't even know if you have any, or if you tried.

    16. Re:Isn't the difference by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      They actually don't sell it. Everybody else actually does.

      There are two very different things being done with your personal information, by different parties. Do you really see no benefit in understanding the details? How will you protect what little privacy is still possible online if you refuse to even learn how this stuff works?

    17. Re:Isn't the difference by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      They actually don't sell it.

      You REALLY don't know what Google Analytics is??

    18. Re:Isn't the difference by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I use their service on all sides, yes. I really *DO* know what it is.

      Next time, just assume that. You know know you don't know, but you don't know if I know. It is a bad time to bluff. ;)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G... There you go, now you know. ;)

      In the old days we had to fiddle with log analysis tools, now google handles that. That is what you use to track visitors to your own site. That is all it is; an analytics tool. All a website finds out about you is the same things it finds out if it is running its own tool; just the stuff that comes from your IP address, like location. They use the IP data for that; google actually knows where you are more accurately than by using the IP, but that is part of their private data about you. They don't give that out. They give out the IP-based guess, the same as any other tool.

      The only privacy concern is, "gosh, google knows where I clicked." That isn't somebody selling data about you, which would be a different, bigger concern.

      BTW, if you really cared about your privacy, you'd already know all this.

    19. Re:Isn't the difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First evil is evil. A lesser evil is still evil. It doesn't really matter at what level you are evil if you are you are.

      Google doesn't make money off of your data BULL SHIT!. Do you really think they do all what they do for free? Where do you think they make their money where else selling users data. Sure maybe it doesn't directly have you name and phone number in the data but then can you really be sure of that. If you have an Android device and use all their serivces they are tracking and tracing everything you do, think, and write down. They track your phone and where and when you go somewhere. I track how long you are in a place of business. I'd say this is more intrusive rhan somone selling my email address. The shit that Goog does is outright stalking.

      There are companies out there that will store your data and never look at it. I know I worked for one. Sure it costs more because the company isn't making money off of backend marketing services still they don't read your shit. There only concern is maybe how much data is stored. Our only concern when I worked there are Company A was using 150GB of a 200GB store. What was in that 150GB was none of my business and we didn't go poking around unless it was to restore a file.

      After doing a security review of Android of a customer. I ditched my Android phone and got a flip phone. It is shameful the data leaked though that device to Goog and it is also shameful this app craze that is going on and the data leaked thorugh every app to every company with these apps. Why does A&E need to turn on my camera and mic????

      No I don't use Goog I run my own mail server and store my data on my own file server. i use a phone that is just a phone The world does not need to read my shit. I live a real boring life but I would appericate if you would STAY OUT OF MY SHIT.

      Less evil??? IT IS STILL FUCKING EVIL!

  23. 2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by kimanaw · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I recall watching CNBC (yes I know, bad choice) circa early 2006 and watching some real estate manipulator say (paraphrased), "Of course there's no real estate bubble, there's an infinite demand for housing!".

    I also figured out when the 2000 tech bubble was about to burst: I was at the local grocery store and overheard the following conversation between the clerk and bag boy as I was checking out:

    <clerk>: "The manager said you don't need to come in to work tomorrow."

    <bagboy>: "*chuckle* Hehe thats ok, I'll just stay home and day trade..."

    I literally went home and cashed out 90% of my mutual funds after that. Unfortunately, my judgement failed me a couple months later, when I bought back in...and lost most of it...

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    1. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a flaw in your story: bagboy made no more than $10/hr bagging groceries, so the fact that he was at work in the first place implies he was averaging less than $10/hr day trading. Otherwise it wouldn't have been worth his time to show up for work.

      I think maybe you actually mistook the word raid for trade and then your mind filled in the gaps as "day trade."

      Or maybe he was actually talking about trading equipment in some MMORPG auction house. I think the odds are pretty high that he was talking about trading MMO stuff rather than Wall Street stuff, especially since MMOs were also peaking in popularity in 2006.

    2. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so the fact that he was at work in the first place implies he was averaging less than $10/hr day trading. Otherwise it wouldn't have been worth his time to show up for work.

      You're assuming that person had the mental capacity to figure that out.

    3. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All three of you are assuming that it wasn't not part of an inception to trick kimanaw into selling off his portfolio! :D

    4. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Counter anecdote: During the Enron Scandal (October 2001) NPR brought on an analyst who talked about it, but warned that the housing bubble was the real risk that people should be talking about, not Enron.

      I believed him, I just wish I hadn't. There were many years of profiteering to be had before the bust. I was shocked that it kept rising after 2004.

    5. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain liquid.

    6. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately at all times there are enough people predicting enough different scenarios that some of them are bound to be right in hindsight later on -- but figuring out which one will be right is impossible.

    7. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got about one more year left.

      I warned folks before Enron, Worldcom, and even Pets.com. Not saying I'm a market genius, but you've really got about a year left if you want to cash out.

    8. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by jafac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh I remember this, too; in 2007; and I kept imagining that housing demand will always go up, because we're always adding more people, right?

      I was naive enough that I could never conceive that we'd get to a point in this nation where vacant, foreclosed houses outnumbered homeless people 4:1. I never dreamed that our trusted financial institutions and ratings agencies would sell their credibility and AAA ratings like a crackwhore sells her virtue. Yet, post 2008 - the banks were willing to sit on empty, depreciating inventory, rather than let their fellow americans sleep indoors under a roof. Disgusting. I learned a lot since 2007.

      But I'm pretty sure that when the next crash comes, everybody's going to act all surprised like they didn't see it coming, and though it could never happen like that again.

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    9. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by jafac · · Score: 1

      It kept rising after 2004, because Greenspan stimulated the economy with a low FED rate. When it became obvious that the rates needed to be raised in 2004, they kept them low - likely to continue funding the war; which was not paid for by tax hikes or bonds, but but was paid for with debt. This overstimulated the economy (exactly what Keynes said NOT to do with stimulus spending), which is what really created the bubble. Irresponsible manipulation of monetary policy by the Bush administration. This is why Greenspan had to retire in disgrace. A disgusting legacy of greedy monetary policy manipulation for a generation and a half.

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    10. Re:2006: "There's no real estate bubble..." by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I know a guy who got out of Enron stock just in time. He moved into Worldcom.

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  24. Apple gonna crash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love Apple and am a fanboy asshole who looks down on cheesy android crap....but, that watch ain't gonna cut it, man. I'm not taking short positions on AAPL yet, but I'm not buying anymore either, despite the stock continuing to climb.

  25. ...and nobody will have to get nailed to a tree. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    The Vogons disagreed.

  26. And you think that's credible? by Pollux · · Score: 0

    Having CNN say there's no tech bubble is as credible as Fox News calling themselves "fair and balanced". CNN is owned by Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner. Is having their front-line "news" network run a headline of "Tech Bubble - Another Crash Coming Soon?" in the best interest of the corporation? Especially when they're on the verge of one of the largest telecommunication mergers in the history of our nation? They need to instill -confidence- in the market for their deal to go through. What better way to accomplish that then with their "news" network?

    But of course there's another bubble. Except, this time, it's not only in technology. That may be the one we best recognize, but there's also the student loan bubble, the health care industry bubble, and a second real estate bubble is already in the works. The 2008 recession didn't wipe out wealth, nor the heavy concentration of it in the hands of a small group of people; it only slowed the flow of it through main street. Now the economic metrics (unemployment rate, GDP, job creation numbers, fed interest rate, etc.) are looking good for investments to be made again. Now that Wall Street is ready to open up the floodgates, don't be surprised to see how much money flows.

    And yes, I'm expecting that the next bubble burst to be the worst of the three, the first being the dot com bust, and the second being the "great recession". Because when we had our first two bubbles pop, nothing was really done to keep those responsible for causing it from doing the same thing all over again.

    1. Re:And you think that's credible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time Warner Cable isn't owned by Time Warner and hasn't been since 2009, but please continue to make up facts to fit your narrative. Just like Fox News I guess.

    2. Re:And you think that's credible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It still has interlocking directorships. Close enough for insider trading, far enough so the under equipped SEC can burn the political capital to convict any of them.

    3. Re:And you think that's credible? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You climaxed early with "Student Loan Bubble." You could keep the gag going longer without that. It is just too laughable to keep reading after that. I did laugh, but it just felt too early.

  27. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    This is pretty much spot-on.

    I remember the last bubble well. Anything with a dot-com name meant it was on the front lines of technology, and the impending everything-online economy would wipe away the old brick-and-mortar businesses who couldn't move as fast as the upcoming technology. It turns out that economics didn't move as quickly as they thought. Companies still needed a business model, and the established companies were often able to move into online business just as quickly as consumers demanded.

    Today's high-value tech companies are trying new business models, either hoping to capitalize on access to a global market or trying to sidestep inefficiencies in the traditional business. Some companies might still be little more than investors' dreams, but it's not a widespread trend.

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  28. Avoiding an Uber crash by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

    Don't buy their stock, and don't get in a car with one of their drivers.

  29. The NASDAQ by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    Come on man. UBER isn't even a stock. The so-called 'valuation' is somebody's pipe dream that hasn't been exposed to the marketplace.

    ALSO there will ALWAYS be stocks that are over hyped and overvalued. Cherry picking individual issues and using them to characterize the market is a fools game.

    March 10 2000 the NASDAQ hit 5132.

    Now the NASDAQ is still well below the 2000 high on an inflation corrected basis. Even more so considering the burgeoning size of the tech economy over 15 years.

    Maybe there is an argument that things are overwrought, especially in Vulture Capitalist Fantasy Land. But bubble? Nah.

    1. Re:The NASDAQ by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Uber is a stock - It is just privately traded. So it is not exposed to the vigor that a second by second tick that stock market has - it is just ever so often - once or twice a year. But it has exposure to the market place.

    2. Re:The NASDAQ by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I was really talking up Ballard Power back in 2002.

      A friend's relative made a significant investment about the same time. I'm just glad that purchase was made before I even met him, and not on my recommendation.

      We both thought it was a post-bubble fire-sale steal-of-a-deal at $25. It is at currently at $2.43, which is still up somewhat compared to most of the last 10 years. Negative earnings, but they're somehow still in business.

      http://finance.yahoo.com/echar...

  30. Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is your opinion on the Blacks?

  31. ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but when Uber is given a valuation of $40 billion, can a crash be far behind?

    a car crash?

  32. "no bubble" =~ bubble about to burst by marxz · · Score: 2

    one rule of thumb we were told in both my finance and economics units:
    as soon as "experts", particularly media experts, start saying "no bubble" you can be pretty damn sure there is a bubble

  33. Price/Earnings by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    It's not a bubble if the money is real. Here is the graph you need to look at. Notice that the p/e ratio of the NASDAQ was around 200 before the crash. When you have a p/e ratio like that, your income needs to jump 2000% to justify the stock price.

    It might be argued that it is a little high now, but it's not anything near to what it was before (and if it is high, it's probably due to monetary inflation rather than irrational exuberance in stock prices).

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    1. Re:Price/Earnings by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      Money is always a loan of someone. Presently, a lot came from the central banks. If they rise the price for money or reduce the size of lended money it will go bust. Money is not a real thing. It has no fixed value. Same applies to gold or any other thing you use to describe wealth. However, as long as the intrest rates are higher in the US. A lot of European money is transferred to the US, lowering the Euro which makes products from there cheaper. This allows the Germans to sell more stuff in the US increasing a cashflow back to the EU. With the upcoming TTIP and TISA agreements this will even improve for money owners. However, housprices, house rentals, water supply etc. will become more expensive for the average people.

    2. Re:Price/Earnings by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what you are saying; your post seems like a bunch of random facts related to economics. Use paragraphs with topic sentences and it will make your writing much more powerful.

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    3. Re:Price/Earnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's obviously German. Be grateful it's not all one word.

  34. Uber is like Groupon a stock market trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How it works:

    Worthless POS company has venture capital investors.
    Venture capital investors get one of their other companies to buy a tiny sliver of POS company at inflated price.
    POS company now has a theoritical worth of $$gazillion

    Groupon, etc. all fluff companies, Facebook could easily be the next Myspace soon. Yet by inflating the price, FB gets in money which lets it buy stuff, e.g. Whatsapp that in turn lets it live longer.

  35. function({esc}) ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Shadow bubble? Of course, that doesn't mean a bubble won't eventually form in tech stocks, or that one isn't already being inflated elsewhere in world of technology.

    This comes at the end of TFA.

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  36. Of course not by BullshitCaller · · Score: 1

    ...because trillion bazillion for a craptagram sharing app makes sense.

  37. Nope by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The difference here is that Uber has a product. A vile, rent-seeking product built on the corpse of the American Middle Class, but a product nontheless. What companies like Uber and Amazon are doing is bringing the Wal-Mart model to the rest of the workforce. Driving down wages and benefits and skimming off the top of just about every transaction. The money there is huge, especially once you're entrenched. That's why they're valued so high. Real money is in ownership, not petty things like making products and providing services. That stuff's for the plebs.

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    1. Re:Nope by starless · · Score: 1

      The difference here is that Uber has a product. A vile, rent-seeking product built on the corpse of the American Middle Class, but a product nontheless. .

      I'm finding Uber increasingly useful, as so do an increasing number of people I know who live in cities.
      The drivers also seem pretty happy when you talk to them.
      So, I think you're overstating how bad Uber is overall. And they may even (with luck)
      have a positive role to play in making cities easier to get around and so reducing the
      need for cars.

    2. Re:Nope by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The drivers are happy because they're healthy. They're making about $12 bucks an hour after the cost of driving is factored in. That's not enough to buy health care but it is enough to disqualify most from the subsidies. At those wages their paycheck to paycheck, and a car wreck with an uninsured driver away from disaster. Speaking of insurance those drivers aren't anywhere near as well insured as a traditional taxicab driver, which is another reason they can out compete taxis.

      But there's another nasty side of Uber we haven't seen yet, which is that as work becomes more and more scarce you're going to see more and more people turning to it to pay rent. It's not so much the sharing economy as the desperation economy. That's the rub. Right now there are some drivers doing OK because $12/hour seems like a lot as long as nothing goes wrong, and there's plenty to replace them when it does. But it's a larger part of the race to the bottom that the modern world's caught up in...

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    3. Re:Nope by Shados · · Score: 1

      At this point Uber is known mainly for UberX, but that's not their only product, and its not even how they started either.

      I started using Uber for Uber Black, which was (and still kind of is) a mid range/upscale product, depending on how you look at it. Its not the product that gives them their crazy valuation, but there's still more to Uber than walmart-model taxi.

    4. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      London resident here.

      The drivers are happy because they are earning, per-hour, about 10-20% more than when they were "minicab" drivers (private hire taxis which must have a booking or pickup from an authorised location/stand, not Black Cabs which can pickup on the street.). The minicab firms were controlling them, taking a bigger cut than Uber (and from a slightly higher price than Uber) with worse service than I now get.

      So basically, Uber is simply cutting out the (bloated) middlemen in the taxi business in London - sure some jobs are lost answering phones and sending messages to cab drivers where to go - but the economy has gotten more efficient.

  38. All of this is real simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is real simple. The stock market is just a fancier version of Las Vegas. All of the statistics and probability, the eigenvectors and eigenvalues, the computational third, fourth, and fifth dimension. And its still all a giant crapshoot because you don't have a crystal ball and can't predict the future. The seasons you can predict. The weather you can't (local weather forecasters are 50:50 5 days out). And every time the market is expected to perform as expected, something comes along: quantitative easing, or the weather or a war or a surplus of something or a drought, or some new unexpected technology, and then all is lost. People need food to eat. People need energy to heat homes, drive cars. The sun rises and sets. Apart from this, its a crapshoot. So be careful investing in energy and farming, and have a personal stake (ie: its your job) in anything else. Going in with anything less is less reliable than Vegas.

  39. Uber has something the others don't by mikes.song · · Score: 2

    Uber has something the others don't... customers. It could be argued that the government created the market for them.

    1. Re:Uber has something the others don't by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      I thought Uber just had a server, or a bunch of servers, and a highly fluid 'work force' that could go away in a matter of days if conditions got bad.

      You're saying they have an actual product they sell and they're not just standing in the middle on a deal?

    2. Re:Uber has something the others don't by MacDork · · Score: 1

      Uber has something others have too... employees. They just don't want to admit it.

  40. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    I remember the bubble. I remember the headhunter saying, a murder conviction maybe I still can't find you a tech job, but if it is only manslaughter, lets talk.

    Hiring is recovering. The economy is doing well. Stocks are doing well. Nothing is overheated though, wages are fairly stagnant, and few companies are getting large investments without traditional business analysis.

    I wish there would be a new bubble, I dream of a new bubble, but sadly, there is no bubble. You want money, you have to earn or scam it under normal market conditions, there is no funding for pipe-dreams, there is no overheated labor market pushing my rates up.

    There isn't even a Y2K scam to dip in on. The next best bet is 2038 and the End of the Epoch. But so far a lot of jerks have already prepared the OSes for it, so the only profit center there might be the same COBOL systems that were last upgraded in `99. I'll make sure to keep my COBOL skills polished, but it seems like a longshot.

  41. First they laugh, then they sue, then you win by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Uber has already won

    I love the smell of smoldering luddites in the dawn of a new age.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:First they laugh, then they sue, then you win by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I love the smell of smoldering new-agers when everybody else catches up to them and ahold of them. And they do. That's called 'progress.'

    2. Re:First they laugh, then they sue, then you win by MrVictor · · Score: 1

      Uber is raking in the millions because they are blatantly side-stepping labor laws, not because of some miracle technological innovation.

    3. Re:First they laugh, then they sue, then you win by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      You are confusing "labor laws" with "regulations", read the article as it discusses all this.

      Yes Uber breaks regulations - until the laws are passed that let them operate, as is happening all over.

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      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    4. Re:First they laugh, then they sue, then you win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I love the sound of blathering idiots who've been wrong about every new age pretty much ever.

      Seems that you're a "luddite" now when you call a stupid idea a stupid idea. Oh well.

    5. Re:First they laugh, then they sue, then you win by MrVictor · · Score: 1

      You are being pedantic. Uber is deliberately mis-classifying its drivers as independent contractors to avoid paying them the same as employees with benefits.

    6. Re:First they laugh, then they sue, then you win by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Uber is deliberately mis-classifying its drivers as independent contractors

      I can certainly see how you would think people working entirely on a schedule of their own choosing and without any direction from Uber as to when and where they should work should be full employees...

      Oh wait.

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      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    7. Re:First they laugh, then they sue, then you win by MrVictor · · Score: 1

      This federal judge disagrees with you

      The "sharing economy" has a dark side and will be coming to a workplace near you if this crap is allowed to continue.

  42. Nobody can predict the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But anybody can say what could happen, just to get page views and to be able to advertise "they saw it coming" if it actually happens.

  43. It's not a bubble, happens when fed funds=0% by macpacheco · · Score: 1

    When investors can't earn almost anything on fixed income, they pile on stocks.
    In essence, if interest rates=2%, stocks=x, if interest rates=1%, stocks=2x (apreciate so they give back the same rate of return), but then there's the other way around, when interest rates starts to rise, the stock market could crash predicting the revaluing of assets.
    The math isn't exactly 2%, x, 1%, 2x, there are other factors, but the basic idea is still true.
    A bubble is what happened before 2008, the market was overvalued by a lot, even with fed funds @ 8%. Completely different situation.

    1. Re:It's not a bubble, happens when fed funds=0% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're discounting future earnings at a VERY low rate... giving them ridiculous current valuations.

      For example, lets imagine an extreme case of rate 0... a stock that pays say 1% dividend a year will be infinitely valuable (since you're not discounting future dividends).

      Rate goes to 0.5, and suddenly that "infinite value" turns to just a "very large" valuation.

      Rate goes to 1%, and suddenly you're barely breaking even with inflation... as rate goes to 2% and onwards, that stock looks MUCH crappier than it did before...

  44. Calling today's NASDAQ a bubble is Disingenuous by byrddtrader · · Score: 1

    Bubbles by definition expand very quickly then pop. Today’s NASDAQ has been a steady move higher over the last few years built on solid company earnings. Just look at the heavyweights in the index, Google, Apple, Microsoft, Cisco, Amazon, Sun Micro to name a few. Most of the names have a historical decade plus track record to look back upon and judge them by. There will always be high-flyers but these hardly are representative of the index. In 2000 everyone knew that the internet and tech was the next new thing and this understanding caused people to believe that any company in this new sector was bound to succeed. We are, and by we, I mean tech investors are far more discerning now days then before primarily because we know what it was like to get burned in the past. We might make the same mistake we did in 2000 in the future but today aint it. Anyone claiming it is does not understand fundamentals or is just trying to grab headlines like CNN.

    1. Re:Calling today's NASDAQ a bubble is Disingenuous by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      We are, and by we, I mean tech investors are far more discerning now days then before primarily because we know what it was like to get burned in the past.

      Except the biggest investors, the vulture capitalists, still have no fucking idea which end to point towards enemy, let alone anything more complex. They don't have friends with brains, only friends with money. People whose every other word isn't some kind of bullshit can't stand them.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  45. Buy low, sell high by TarPitt · · Score: 1

    no one ever lost money faithfully following that advice

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    If your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd murder you in your sleep
    1. Re:Buy low, sell high by vux984 · · Score: 0

      Sure they have: Buy low. Then watch the stock go to zero, get delisted, and vanish off the face of the earth. You can't "sell high" if it never goes back up.

    2. Re:Buy low, sell high by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      no one ever lost money faithfully following that advice

      Becuase faithfully following it is not possible.

      You don't know what will go up in price, you can only make more or less educated guesses. If those guesses are right you make money, if your guesses are wrong you lose money.

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    3. Re:Buy low, sell high by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      Its called risk management and diversification. If you knew ANYTHING about actual investment you would realize how stupid your comment is.

      I am not saying throw all your money into it for christ's sake.

    4. Re: Buy low, sell high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can make decent returns at the track by betting on the favorites. Same goes with the market. Look at Buffet's portfolio. All huge, successful companies.

  46. It depends on what you mean by "far behind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Minsky was right when he said (roughly) that good times cause bad times. Keynes was right when he said the market can say irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Bottom line: people who are only "usually" clever can see the roots of the next crisis in progress. But it remains conversation-over-beer for most of us, because only those who are unusually clever can figure out how to profit from it.

  47. I'm right on this 90% of the time: by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    I predict that the future is not predictable.

  48. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    I would compare Uber to Napster, really. In terms of their predicted longevity. In terms of who they are up against. And in terms of who their customer base is. Literally on that last one.

  49. Uber... not the poster child for "safe investment" by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    If Uber "pops", it won't take even mildly savvy investors with it. Not sure how much of a hit that would be overall.

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    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
  50. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the reason that you avoided Uber stock that it is a private company not traded on any stock exchange?

  51. The "Boeing"-rule of thumb by bkmoore · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When thinking about tech stocks, I like to use a "Boeing" rule as a measuring stick. The globe.com is valuing Uber at 40 Bn (1/3 of Boeing). Boeing had 90.8 Bn in revenue for 2014. Uber claims to be able to generate 10 Bn "soon" Business Insider, but conservative estimates are closer to 2 Bn. So revenue is somewhere between 1/45 and 1/9 of Boeing. I know the comparison is a bit apples (not the computer) to oranges, but Uber's overvalued IMHO. Especially considering that Uber has almost no physical assets and Uber is a privately held company with no public numbers.

  52. There's a big difference this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference this time is that people are out there building things that we actually need.

    1. Re:There's a big difference this time by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      And that is what exactly? I do not need Uber. I could use MyTaxi or even talk to someone over the phone and call for a Taxi. However, in a decent city there is something called public transport. And when I can wait 10 minutes for a cab, I can also wait for a bus or local train to bring me home for a fraction of the price. Owning a zone card. That trip would not cost me any extra. Actually every time I use public transport it is beocming cheaper.

    2. Re:There's a big difference this time by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      However, in a decent city there is something called public transport.

      Well, we don't have those in the USA, except maybe NYNY. San Francisco, for example, has a pretty crap public transportation system. Unless you're actually going across town, it's faster to walk.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:There's a big difference this time by neminem · · Score: 1

      Really? I've been pretty fond of SF's public transportation. NYC's is up there, but I like SF's more. LA's, on the other hand, is pretty close to worthless. Not *quite* worthless, but close.

  53. What bubble means by Livius · · Score: 2

    People fail to understand is that bubbles are not bad for the people who are lucky enough to get out in time. (And, yes, it's usually simply a matter of luck.) They are only bad for everyone else.

    Financial analysts are the last people with an incentive to tell people about a bubble if they suspect one.

  54. Pfft, they know they're making a fool of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They take payment for you giving them the money, whether it was a good investment or bad. They take a bonus when it goes up, they demand more money to make up the difference (which they take a larger cut from) and if it goes seriously titsup, they get government handouts that you have to pay for from taxes or reduced utility from your taxes.

  55. I'm waiting for the bubble to pop by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Then I'll be able to pick up major universities for about $1K each.

  56. The four most dangerous words in investing. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

    "This time it's different."

  57. $CA man $CA, D$ Cost Avging Rulz!!! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    A sort of natural experiment happened to my investments in the last decade. My 401K was all bond fixed income portfolia, with steady monthly contributions $CA. I had one mutual fund account, 4 all-stock-index funds. Steady monthly investments $CA. My 529 plan was a "age based auto rebalancing" monthly contribution plan $CA. And I had one "actively" managed account, no $CA, market timing, driven my astute analysis of the market conditions and market timed trading done by a brain proved to be in the 99th percentile. What with JEE-AIR(*) 800, GRE (790v, 790a, 800q) and not!

    Well, the age based rebalancing 529 plan survived the crisis best, never went below the cost basis, and produced very reliable and steady gains. Averaged over 9% for 2005 to 2014.. The bond 401K net value dipped below the invested money for a brief period, 3 months in 2009 Feb-Apr 6% annualized return over 2005-14. The stock mutual fund went below cost basis most of 2009, but it too came roaring back, 7% annualized same period.

    What about the super brain actively managed portfolio? It is the dog. 4% for that period. If you remove the 2% inflation component out, 529 did three times better than active management, even the bond fund was twice as good, the stock fund is 2.5 times better than active investment.

    So, folks, the moral of the story is, go for dollar cost averaging, and do regular rebalancing. I was very fortunate I did not have to liquidate any of my portfolio in the middle of the crisis, that is what saved my tail. Not my active investment. Simple brain-dead $CA and the luck of not having to sell anything during the crisis.

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  58. Social media bubble by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    If the bulk of technology dollars were focused on social media, I'd say yes this is a bubble. Social media stocks are wildly overvalued. But that's only a small segment of the tech market these days. Tech is permeating everywhere. What's going to happen is a collateral damage effect from the upcoming FCC Title II ruling, assuming that it stands. Further, there is a steady rise in sub-prime lending for things other than houses e.g. cars and college education. Bubbles form when a market rise is based on bullsh*t and/or "social engineering."

  59. Re:How are all these shitty websites actual compan by fisted · · Score: 1

    No, no, it takes just one guy and a dedusted 386SX from the attic, running NetBSD. Should cope with tens of millions of requests per day just fine.

  60. hmmm.... by Agares · · Score: 1

    I don't trust what they are telling us personally. I really would like to take some of my money and invest, but everything is so seemingly inflated that I am afraid it'll all crash soon. If we do have a crash that would be a good time to invest possibly. Anyone who bothered to invest back in 2008 after the stock market took that massive dive would have a ton of money by now. So I might try something like that who knows.

  61. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    The reason I would avoid Uber stock is their business model falls foul of the law in most of the countries where they operate, only a matter of time until they are shut down.

    Ha! Don't you get it?? Laws are meant for you and I, not for huge companies (or the .0001% who control them)... though I imagine that you may've been told differently).

    With billions in venture capital funding to play with, it's only a matter of time until Uber gets most of those laws rendered moot - at least the ones that matter, anyway; Uber will obviously have to continue to strategize and pick their battles (Deutschland, for example, probably won't be selling out their taxi industry to Corporate America any time soon). :)

  62. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Would* avoid, meaning "if he could buy stock, he would avoid it". A web site just for you: Reading is Fundamental.

  63. Uber über alles? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, one stock being fantastically over-valued doesn't mean the whole market is. Look at price to sales, price to earnings and book value. When those are out of whack, it's overvalued (or undervalued).

  64. That"s how the song goes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Let's kill first the bankers, with their respectable demeanors..."

  65. Put and leaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just buy some put calls on the index or the stock price, or long term leap put calls, if you expect the crash.

    The only problem with those is that if the price doesn't go down, you lose all your invested money in those puts by the due date.

  66. talk bubbles all day please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cause it's reverse psychology, a lot of fools with money will think that because it's a bubble--buy now and time the pull out to cash in big. Much like betting at the track. You make cash on Wall Street by buying, then selling at the right time. Just buying will get you nowhere.

    But that usually ends in failure as the insiders already know when the market drops out--cause they are the ones who will start it. Some will strike it though.

    Separating fools from their money is common place in Wall Street. For the rest of us (ie. institutionals for example: they hope to weather it, some will get caught much like 2001 and 2008, but the gov't will come to the rescue). Don't blame the player, blame the game in this case.

  67. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    But once uber gets the laws sorted out by spending money, there are other big companies to move in to the same market. Uber doesn't have much uniqueness to last and hence no pricing advantage in the long run.

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    Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
  68. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Uber doesn't have much uniqueness to last and hence no pricing advantage in the long run.

    The same can be said for eBay.

  69. Re:Oh i think its overvalued but its much differen by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Then it's good for eBay that it's business model doesn't depend on buying laws. Even when it was new, it was far less illegal than uber is now in most places.

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    Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
  70. Petition by NewYork · · Score: 1

    https://www.change.org/p/obama-administration-put-a-cap-on-market-capitalization-of-listed-companies