Researchers Nearly Double the Size of Worker Ants
sciencehabit writes: Researchers have nearly doubled the size of a handful of Florida ants by chemically modifying their DNA, rather than by changing its encoded information. The work may help explain how the insects—despite their high degree of genetic similarity—grow into the different varieties of workers needed in a colony.
This is EXACTLY what happened in the ant mission from Fallout 3. I had to kill like 50 of those giant ants. In fact, I think they breathed fire too. They should really stop pointless science like this before I have to clean up yet another mess with a flechette shotgun.
I only allow GMO-free ants to roam my property.
It is a Ren and Stimpy episode where the house has a giant magnifying glass that kills the giant ants that attack. Next Tuesday was a LONG time ago though.
Are they going to use it on chickens to make elephant sized chickens (One breast would feed a school ?!?!)
UPS Sucks
As long as it's not giant spiders...
So now all there is left to do for science is to create small dragons...
...can't be arsed to post the Simpsons quote here.
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by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
If there ever was a thread this would be considered on topic this is it!
I for one, welcome our new giant insect overlords
Those are very small researchers. Or very large ants.
I'll have a necromantic ritual, bring up the shade of my late ex, and let her go kill them messily wherever they're hiding.
And if you think that's extreme, go find a fire ant nest and investigate it, preferably with bare feet.
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Here come the killer ants. I bet the drones will be flying for sure. I wouldn't want to be sharing the sky with them. Birds beware.
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.
I was so used to frying them with my pocket magnifying lens.
...approve of our new Ant overlords.
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The initial paragraph of TFA and the summary both fail to say what was done instead of modifying the coded information.
They are actually talking about modifying the methylation of the DNA rather than the base pair sequence. How this doesn't count as coded information is beyond me.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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How is "I, for one, welcome our giant ant overlords." not the first post here? Opportunity wasted.
Don't use it in turtles.
I'm trying to understand the thought process behind this idea. Were the bugs in Florida are not big enough already? I get the feeling this is not going to end well.
Do you want giant ants? Because that's how you get giant ants!
- Necron69
So far very disappointed.
I, for one, welcome our new giant ant overlords. Also, where can I buy a 55gal drum of Terro? =)
The ants that deleted the emails sent by the researchers recruiting for the study because they thought it was spam must be pissed.
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
The movie was called "Them" it wasn't meant to be a suggestion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4URRp39XOo&t=114
Anyone remember this classic? It Came from the Desert
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That's enough silly but scary shit !
Time to place my order for at least one giant anteater (aka: Myrmecophaga tridactyla),
More competition in work force to suppress wages. I'm sure once they get to be big enough, companies will ship them off to India and hire them back using H-1B visas. Let us all pray these ants don't get any IT training.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
More stuff for everyone!
No no no no NON NO NO NO NOOOOO!!! no no no no no!!!
At least they found something smaller to study.
If you morons would RTFS you would see that it clearly says "Researchers have nearly doubled the size of a handful of Florida ants." Anyone who's not an idiot knows "handful of Florida ants" is an eggcorn for the colloquial expression "Florida aunts" which is a Southern Georgia expression meaning you suspect someone is inbred. Florida aunts means cousins or sisters or mothers or other taboo relations. So this story is about that. About researchers doubling the size of a handful of Florida Aunts. So it's ok that I have the fantasies I do and one day we'll all be together as one happy family.
We all know what'll happen next. Monster-killer giant super radioactive ants will devour cities. We'll need a spunky scientist's daughter to convince the test pilot that her father doesn't approve of to attach giant electromagnets on tractors to drive them into the sea where they'll drown.
---- The above post was generated by the Turing Institute. Maybe.
THEM! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047573/)
Working at a Center For Ants, perhaps :)?
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I for one welcome our new giant ant overlords.
"Science! We're all about COULD'VE, not SHOULD'VE."
Speaking of MORANS, what makes you so goddamned special that you can override my browser settings to spew your goddamned courier font all over my page?
BIGGER ANTS! (and I even live in Florida)
They'll never be able to attend the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too for Ants.
Thought at first glance there were twice as many researchers as ants... Must be tired :-)
Do you want giant killer ants? Because that’s how you get giant killer ants!
What is this? Researchers for ants? :P
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
Looks like the Earth Defense Force will be getting funded in the near future...
This was NOT necessary.
Even at twice the size of the ants, these are the tiniest researchers I've ever heard of.