"Google Glass Isn't Dead!" Says Google's CEO Eric Schmidt
lord_rob the only on writes "After Google stopped selling its wearable Glass device in January this year, many people speculated that the controversial gadget was on its way out for good. However, Google executive chairman Eric Schmidt has said that the technology behind Glass is too important to throw away, and that the program has been put under the control of Nest's Tony Fadell to "make it ready for users" in the future.
So they have put it in charge of the guy from Nest, who pretty much is running the ship in such a way as to guarantee Google gets analytics about your household.
Sorry, Eric ... but maybe people simply don't give a crap about this stuff, and they'll continue to be hostile to the people around them who wear them.
Google keeps telling us what the future is going to be ... the problem is that future is designed to profit Google.
Sorry, but no. Keep telling us how these technologies will revolutionize the world. And we'll keep yawning at you and wondering why you think we care.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
FTFA: "Erich[sic] Schmidt has said that the technology behind Glass is too important to throw away [...]"
To whom? Clearly not to the users that don't want to spend $1500 on a pair of birth control goggles.
Given the endless shitstorm of problems with NEST devices, I have a hard time believing they are the right place for Google Glass.
Ex-CEO, sure. But who cares about details/nuances? This is /. afterall.
" It just so happens that google glasses here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do..."
ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
Google Glass and everything Nest are useless fucking trash. Even if they somehow becomes useful in the future, they'll never be worth the invasion of privacy and security risks.
Take your "IoT" and show up back up your own fucking asses.
[Zombie] Rrrh! Brains...
[Trapped victim] AGH! I'm DOOMED!
*VOOP!*
[Zombie] DAMN! My Google Glass ran the battery down again! Now how am I supposed to document my brain feastage!
[Trapped Victim] ???
[Zombie] Oh just get out dammit! I'll shuffle you down NEXT TIME! Damn tech! I can operate with a six inch hole in my chest! *Waggles a hand in the hole* And this thing can't even record a decently long chase-down and brain feast! Shoulda bought a damn GoPro!
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
I tend to agree with them on it: Law enforcement & military uses are that "other outlet"/market with LOTS of potential uses as well as nigh-unlimited budgets for purchasing truckloads of these units for sale...
* The tech is good - I saw things like it back as far as 1988 with automobile windshields displaying engine & other outputs of data, & imo, their glasses is MUCH the same!
APK
P.S.=> They'll do fine - perhaps NOT as well as the mass market "for the masses" & what-not, but still well I'd imagine... apk
Still waiting for the first google-glass-related homicide.
The one that starts with "Did you just take a video of my kid?"
[Zombie] Rrrh. Brains. Rrrh. Brains.
[Cornered Victim] Ah! I'm doomed!
*VEEOOOP!*
[Zombie] Ah dammit! The battery just ran down again! What the fuck? I was just getting to the good part!
[Cornered Victim] Uh. I'm... Doomed?
[Zombie] Oh put a sock in it! Just...just...get out! I'll shuffle you down LATER! Goddamn Glass! I can operate with this six inch hole clear through my torso! *Waggles hand in the hole* And this thing can't last long enough to record a chase and a bit of brain feast! I shoulda just bought a frickin' GoPro!
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
I tend to agree with them on it: Law enforcement & military uses are that "other outlet"/market with LOTS of potential uses as well as nigh-unlimited budgets for purchasing truckloads of these units for sale...
* The tech is good - I saw things like it back as far as 1988 with automobile windshields displaying engine & other outputs of data, & imo, their glasses is MUCH the same!
(Apologies for the double post this time - everytime I tried to see it after "post submitted" this one -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comme... kept spitting back an abend/errmsg of "We can't find a comment with that ID (49321425) in this discussion (7142197)")
APK
P.S.=> They'll do fine - perhaps NOT as well as the mass market "for the masses" & what-not, but still well I'd imagine... apk
Proving that just because you can write bangup search engine software, doesn't mean you understand how embedded development works...
Honestly, I think the Thermostat was just a lucky fluke. Witness the engineering prowess of Nest in their smoke alarms.
for the fjo... I mean the millionaire hipsters!
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
Still waiting for the first homicide that starts with : "Did you just take a video of my kid?"
Google Glass (at it's current state) was never meant to blow up in popularity when it was released. It was to be the first, and to establish a brand. Augmented reality is the future. The race to lead the market has begun. To say they are "giving up on google glass" is like saying they are "giving up on augmented reality" which is just dumb.
Proving that just because you can write bangup search engine software, doesn't mean you understand how embedded development works...
Honestly, I think the Thermostat was just a lucky fluke. Witness the engineering prowess of Nest in their smoke alarms.
Time to update your resume, Mr Fadell!
Will the zombie Glassholes be a kinder, gentler bunch?
I tend to agree with them on it: Law enforcement & military uses are that "other outlet"/market with LOTS of potential uses as well as nigh-unlimited budgets for purchasing truckloads of these units for sale...
* The tech is good - I saw things like it back as far as 1988 with automobile windshields displaying engine & other outputs of data, & imo, their glasses is MUCH the same!
(Apologies for the double post this time - everytime I tried to see it after "post submitted" this one -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comme... kept spitting back an abend/errmsg of "We can't find a comment with that ID (49321425) in this discussion (7142197)" & AGAIN LATER here too http://tech.slashdot.org/comme... same thing - must be a DB error? Who knows... anyhow/anyways, there ya go!)
APK
P.S.=> They'll do fine - perhaps NOT as well as the mass market "for the masses" & what-not, but still well I'd imagine... apk
I'm sure Tony will get right on that "Why the fuck should I let you record me" thing. I'm sure he'll be on that right after the "nerdy creep" thing.
That is all.
The Apple Newton actually became the Palm Pilot, which was very successful. Its success wasn't based on the public's lack of hostility toward it. It was just more refined, and better developed. In short, it was simply a better product that was more reliable (and more affordable).
The iPhone and iPad came much later and were developed independently from the Newton.
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FUCK THE USER
They hate it hate it hate it. They've even made death threats. Here in Seattle, my friend had a beer bottle thrown at him in a cafe for wearing Glass. Those Republicans are so unreasonable and violent. That is the way of their kind. They have ruined this city.
and try again
And he should know, because he porks Schmidt's wife on the regular.
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Seriously, I've lost count of how many products Google has suddenly ended
without warning to the users of those products.
Google is not a source for devices or software which is mission-critical, period.
As for Schmidt, I put his opinion on par with the opinion of a typical used car salesman.
Someone else will have to do a Google Glass version of the dead parrot sketch.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
I think it's more like saying the self-driving car is a disappointment because it repeatedly ran over my neighbor.
Edith Keeler Must Die
It's over.
Just give it up, Glassh0135.
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It's pining for the fjords!
Sigger than your average
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
mainly due its camera
now I see them all over the place
Perhaps this is a lesson in the importance of diversity for the bottom-line.
It's on advanced life support, artificial lung, artificial heart, artificial eye eye, artificially intelligent. Arf arf.
... then it most certainly is.
it's "make users ready for it" not "make it ready for users"
The only thing that needed changing was the glasses needed a "Show us your tits" sign on them, that way people knew what the product was for.
Oh yeah, it was with Google+.
Good luck, Google.
Walkman's and portable CD players too... However the feeling was less about the technology or being portable (or new), and more about the price tag and what it was perceived to say about the owner. People walking about with expensive portable technology were classed alongside those walking about with expensive wristwatches - pretentious yuppie assholes with more money than sense.
You saw the same thing when iPods first hit the market, and again with iPhones, and again with iWatch.
What is dead may never die
I never thought their was enough geeks out there who would want a computer screen strapped to their glasses. I actually take walks and enjoy the freedom away from my computer some times. You know, sometimes I even go out without my smartphone! I know the people at Google don't understand this concept of over tech stress. They seem the thrive on being connected everywhere. I even see this as the reason Apple created the Apple watch. They have the same drive to bring tech that over induldges to a point of overkill at times. I never saw much sense of redundent technology in a mobile or personal enviroment. If I have a smartphone, I don't need a watch that is mearly an extension or Google glass that brings the screen into a pair of expensive glasses. The market does seem to bear this out, and it should be a sign to the Google's, Microsoft's and Apple's of technology. That most people have a tolerence on technology and they don't care to have too little or too much.
Schmidt also indicated that Google glass feels happy and feels like dancing.
It's always smelled like that.
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
It's already overpriced, it doesn't need to be even more overpriced.
Deliver to everyone with all the original features, including face recognition, and let the chips fall where they may.
As for the hate, thank Google's broken dependence invite system. That needs to be forced out of Google by some means.
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
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Dead Collector: He isn't.
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"Dead" Man: I'm getting better.
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Really sad to hear it is coming back. Worst privacy invading device ever.
just resting.
1. It needs to be priced less than a flagship smartphone.
2. It needs to designed so that nobody around you knows you are wearing and even using Glass, so they won't know you are a glasshole.
...Either average people of complaining about their privacy, or glassholes of being beaten and sent to hospitals on a regular basis. Believe me, I'm betting on the latter.
Your comparison with cellphones and laptops in the '80s makes no sense, they didn't invade other people's privacy, and people weren't really "hostile", at least not as much as now about GG.
I do not agree with this man, because it is awful, when you look at a person, who has google glasses!
we never said it was stupid. Although, some of us might have said, "It's poorly thought-out, and makes people look fucking ridiculous." maybe that's what you meant?
I thought Google were refocusing Glass towards professional markets (it has a foothold in some medical and engineering places, where the price tag and style are less of an issue). So consumer Glass is on hold; pro Glass is moving forward nicely.
1729 = 9^3 + 10^3 = 1^3 + 12^3
I dated someone who regularly met with a top google exec and this person told me that real reason they aren't pushing Google Glass is because of health issues. One of their long-term users/testers has developed serious eye problems from its use. Who knows if that's true, but that's what I heard.