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Corporation Investigates Spurious Signal -- What They Found Will Shock You

Posted by Soulskill on from the your-chest-will-swell-with-pride dept.

Mother_01101 writes: The Weyland-Yutani Corporation announced today one of the most fantastic discoveries in human existence: alien life! Colony LV-426 made first contact, and one of W-Y Corp's long-term research vessels, Nostromo, has gone to provide assistance and bring these life forms home to engage in peaceful learning and negotiation. Initial reports from Nostromo indicate all has gone well, though they're now under radio silence for security purposes. W-Y Corp says they will, of course, honor all quarantine procedures and do everything they can to make sure the transition goes smoothly. Their CEO reminded us: "Safety is paramount!"

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  1. Not funny... by rioki · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even though its April 1st... This is not funny.

    1. Re:Not funny... by NotDrWho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Somewhere along the way, the "writers" that foist these lame stories missed that the whole point of April Fools Day is to actually FOOL people (with stories that are plausible enough to sucker some people in). Any idiot can write a fake story. But a good fake story that's actually just plausible enough to have people repeating it and believing it, THAT'S what it's about.

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  2. Weak by dave420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just so very, very weak. It pains me to say this, but the ponies thing from a few years back was funnier. Ouch.

  3. clickbait site. by swschrad · · Score: 3, Funny

    ha ha can't fool me, I didn't click.

    oh, wait...

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  4. Oh, that's right... by OakDragon · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...today is the day to not bother reading Slashdot.

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  5. Re:They should just by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Funny

    WHich site? Dice.com or Slashdot.com? Is there a difference any more?

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    That is all.