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Corporation Investigates Spurious Signal -- What They Found Will Shock You
Mother_01101 writes:
The Weyland-Yutani Corporation announced today one of the most fantastic discoveries in human existence: alien life! Colony LV-426 made first contact, and one of W-Y Corp's long-term research vessels, Nostromo, has gone to provide assistance and bring these life forms home to engage in peaceful learning and negotiation. Initial reports from Nostromo indicate all has gone well, though they're now under radio silence for security purposes. W-Y Corp says they will, of course, honor all quarantine procedures and do everything they can to make sure the transition goes smoothly. Their CEO reminded us: "Safety is paramount!"
Even though its April 1st... This is not funny.
Just so very, very weak. It pains me to say this, but the ponies thing from a few years back was funnier. Ouch.
The "OMG Ponies!" day was the best, but I'm liking the posts so far and found this amusing. If you don't like it, go read something else. It's not an easy task to build a full day's stream of funny.
I'm too lazy to compose a creative sig.
Agree. This is April Fools day, and this isn't going to fool anyone. It's just stupid. I think the spirit of April Fools Day is to try to come up with something that is believable enough that you can get people to believe it, at least for a short time. It's not a lying contest.
Not the post, but the clickbait title. I mean, c'mon, can't we have a proper headline anymore?! When extraterrestrials really are discovered I want to read "ALIENS DISCOVERED!," in all caps (and imagine it spoken in a 1940s-newsreel voice), not this ridiculous "click me to read the thing I could have just told you right now, but didn't" crap!
"[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz
ha ha can't fool me, I didn't click.
oh, wait...
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
One! Okay? You guys get one of those stupid ass non stories. Choose wisely.
And happy "The Internet is completely useless Day" everyone.
Is it "Don't read slashdot" day already? This year is going by fast.
If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." ~ Kurt Vonnegut Jnr.
...today is the day to not bother reading Slashdot.
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no article either, the link is info link not article link.
world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
If you're going to make a Star*-themed April 1st, that's fine by me, but at least try to get some sense of chronology.
I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of killer sig, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
Take off and nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure
The ponies were GREAT! OMG, bring back the ponies! I bet even these lame attempts at humor (because I can't actually call them attempts at April Fools) would look much better under a ponies theme!
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Now that's funny.
So, sadly...no need for invasion....we'll just be giving ourselves away in the end. SO, be prepared to become an incubating unit web-wrapped to a wall nearby to your home.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
And we have the primary reason why I detest 4/1: All the web sites and bloggers who think they're funny enough to pull off April Fool's Day jokes, when they're not even close.
And the biggest sinner in this regard for years has been this site.
Serious question: Why does /. even bother? Do the people responsible for this practice think anyone finds it funny or in any way enjoys it? Is it out of some misguided attempt to establish a "weird for the sake of weird" tradition? I'm honestly puzzled as to why a site like this would expend the effort to make themselves sound like a bunch of clueless dweebs.
It seems that the head crabs are a side effect of a discovery that Doctor Spock from the USS enterprise made late last year.
Let the OCD nerds start foaming at the mouth!
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
If you want funnier stuff, find/compose/post funny stories. Try to make /. funny instead of crying at poor April's fool posts.
Corporate dystopias are much more fun than real life socialist dystopias which don't have exclusive rights for anyone. Although if Administration steps in, nobody wins.
Nostromo was a freighter, not a research vessel.
April 1st is the stupidest day of the year.
Nuke Slashdot from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Note to Dice: Slashdot needs to have NERD pranks, not lame science-fiction references passed as faux news. This is only funny for stupid people in your marketing department. PLEASE STOP.
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No satire. Less subtlety than a Nomad. Lame.
FTFY.
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
Someday Sheldon Cooper is going to dump a bunch of slime out of the ceiling of your lab right onto your boss's head.
Sure, there's a lot of stupidity and lameness. It's April 1st. WTF did you expect? Lighten up.
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
"not being what it purports to be" sounds exactly like a signal that's pretending to be a distress signal, but is actually a warning.
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......