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Swallowing Your Password

HughPickens.com writes: Amir Mizroch reports at the WSJ that a PayPal executive who works with engineers and developers to find and test new technologies, says that embeddable, injectable, and ingestible devices are the next wave in identification for mobile payments and other sensitive online interactions. Jonathon Leblanc says that identification of people will shift from "antiquated" external body methods like fingerprints, toward internal body functions like heartbeat and vein recognition, where embedded and ingestible devices will allow "natural body identification." Ingestible devices could be powered by stomach acid, which will run their batteries and could detect glucose levels and other unique internal features can use a person's body as a way to identify them and beam that data out. Leblanc made his remarks during a presentation called Kill all Passwords that he's recently started giving at various tech conferences in the U.S. and Europe, arguing that technology has taken a huge leap forward to "true integration with the human body." But the idea has its skeptics. What could possibly go wrong with a little implanted device that reads your vein patterns or your heart's unique activity or blood glucose levels writes AJ Vicens? "Wouldn't an insurance company love to use that information to decide that you had one too many donuts—so it won't be covering that bypass surgery after all?"

118 comments

  1. Probably not the approach I'd have taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I do agree that passwords as a general thing are obsolete and dangerous.

    1. Re:Probably not the approach I'd have taken by monkeyzoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I shit the thing out, do I have to eat it again?

    2. Re:Probably not the approach I'd have taken by icebike · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that ten minutes after this is possible, it will be mandatory.

      You might not get a choice. Especially if you get arrested.

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    3. Re:Probably not the approach I'd have taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you insert the shit as such to the shit reader slot in the ATM machine :)

    4. Re:Probably not the approach I'd have taken by davester666 · · Score: 2

      I believe the idea is that they are 'single-use' devices, so...you get to keep buying new ones for the rest of your life, otherwise you are locked out of everything.

      Now there's incentive...do you buy groceries and eat outside, or buy a new password and go hungry. Or dig through your shit and be disgusted.

      And they'll make sure it corrodes from acid in your digestive tract so you can't fully 'reuse' it...

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    5. Re:Probably not the approach I'd have taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a bonus you can increase its last digit counter by one and eat it again.

    6. Re:Probably not the approach I'd have taken by Dareth · · Score: 1

      Is that considered a "password leak"?

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    7. Re:Probably not the approach I'd have taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm.. you mean after your "blessed relief" you have to "Eat that question" ?.. Perhaps if he were still with us mr Zappa woulda had an awrightous answer. "sigh" Respectfully.. The Grand Wazoo

  2. Silly by Anrego · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with this, and biometrics in general, is that there is only one you.

    You can't revoke your "vein pattern" any more than you can revoke your fingerprint. Using your same biometric information for everything has the same pitfalls as using the same password for everything, and you are just one sketchy gas station away from someone getting a copy.

    If you are going to implant something, why not implant a challenge/response system with a public/private key and strong cryptography, like you know, we've been doing on the internet with a good amount of success. A random very large number is just as good as any biometric information, and at least you can change it.

    1. Re:Silly by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Informative

      great till the algorithm is cracked and everyone on earth needs a new implant in the next hour

    2. Re:Silly by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Assuming it was based on current public key encryption, even if broken an attacker would still need to harvest private keys from users to make use of it. That's gonna require special equipment (portable reader of some kind) and time.

      Sure, damage would be done, but it wouldn't be the apocalypse. I suspect you'd see less impact than you do with current CC theft. AES being broken would be a far bigger deal on the internet where it would be much easier to apply the attack in a wide spread manner.

    3. Re:Silly by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      or back to the original idea:
      great until a biometric database is hacked and everyone on earth needs new veins/heart/some other internal organ in the next hour

    4. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working the IT help desk will get a whole lot darker.

    5. Re:Silly by ghjm · · Score: 2

      But in that case, what's the advantage of implanting it? I mean, other than thieves now wanting to cut out my spleen instead of just taking my wallet.

    6. Re:Silly by msauve · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what happens when you die, and the executor of your estate can't get access to your records and accounts? Sure, there's legal authority, but good luck making things happen smoothly or timely.

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    7. Re:Silly by Anrego · · Score: 1

      I can kinda see the appeal of an implanted device, but yeah, there's no reason such a system couldn't be a fob you carry around with you (or somewhat unfortunately more likely, baked into your phone).

    8. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with your approach is that it doesn't tell the other side that it's really you. Who knows what you've done under the cover of different pseudonymous identities. No no, to pay with your identity, it has to be something that you cannot change, but also something that cannot be faked. Amooglezon wants incontrovertible proof that it was you who clicked on the ad and ordered.

    9. Re:Silly by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I think the idea here is that the system would be two-part: challenge/response key, but with extra biodata, meaning it has to be activated by your particular stomach in order for the challenge to be accepted in the first place.

      However, there are all sorts of problems with that:
      1) Our bodies change over time.
      2) The information must be broadcast, at which point any receiver can grab that info (unless it's protected by ANOTHER c/r system)
      3) Spoofing this would be relatively easy with a replay attack.

    10. Re:Silly by Anrego · · Score: 1

      meaning it has to be activated by your particular stomach in order for the challenge to be accepted in the first place

      As with DRM, if the thing that decides if you are valid can be in your hands (so to speak), you may as well assume it will be compromised.

      There's no way I can think of to pass on a piece of information describing yourself to another party without that party having to know that information already to validate it, and if they do, it can be stolen and replayed.

    11. Re:Silly by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      meaning it has to be activated by your particular stomach in order for the challenge to be accepted in the first place

      As with DRM, if the thing that decides if you are valid can be in your hands (so to speak), you may as well assume it will be compromised.

      There's no way I can think of to pass on a piece of information describing yourself to another party without that party having to know that information already to validate it, and if they do, it can be stolen and replayed.

      Precisely.

    12. Re:Silly by steelfood · · Score: 1

      How about instead of an implant, just put it into something the size of a credit card. And as a bonus, make it digestible too so it can be disposed of quickly when necessary. And then, for ease of use (to prevent key loggers and such), make it so that the only way to add new passwords is to physically input it into the device.

      Oh wait...

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    13. Re: Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up "Zero-knowledge Proofs". They are most certainly a thing which exists.

    14. Re:Silly by youngatheart · · Score: 1

      I feel like this is a reference I should recognize but I don't. Anyone care to enlighten me?

    15. Re:Silly by Livius · · Score: 1

      If someone wants to steal my heartbeat, they will want my actual heart, which unfortunately I need to live.

    16. Re:Silly by youngatheart · · Score: 1

      PKI means Person A can confirm Person B is confirmed without knowing Person B's secret.

    17. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. It would also allow for even worse invasions of personal privacy than we already have. I am not swallowing any such thing, nor am I going to allow any such thing to be implanted in my body.

    18. Re:Silly by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Right, but there has to be a public key involved at some point.

    19. Re: Silly by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Sure, but how do they apply to confirming an identity and not a capability.

      Maybe I'm too thick to get it, but I can't see how say, a bank, can validate that you are who you say you are without at least knowing _something_ about you that you can than verify through whatever means.

    20. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's referring to a piece of paper.

    21. Re: Silly by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Identity is a capability. What do you ask someone to do? Identify themselves. How do they do it? By providing a piece of information you know to be known to them, either by fact of being born attached to it, or by fact of regurgitating it somehow.

      All the bank needs is assurance that you're the only one likely to possess it, short of dedicated efforts to illicitly acquire it. Assurance is not a black and white thing, settled once and for all; it's a bar you have to jump over. That's the whole idea of security.

    22. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Only one you" is not a problem if biometrics is used correctly as a tool for authentication: Somebody observing it is coming from you and only from you. The problem is that it is seen as a cost-cutting method; no need to reset passwords, no need to hire authenticators (people).

    23. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suuure.. and after you've provided your picture ID, your SSN, your proof of address, your recent photo and birth certficate, PIN via cellphone callback, what you bought at your favorite store 13 days ago, etc etc etc then Googlebaymazon will STILL lock your login because "We suspect someone logged into your account without your permission". Not *attempted to* but actually logged in.. so apparently "they didn't order, change, or sell any items, or change any settings" one must ask why would anyone even hack in, then.. or how could they even know someone did? Now can you imagine the difficulty with this if they aren't satisfied with biometric ID? ANd want additional proof? AAARGH!

    24. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine your heartbeat could be recorded and impersonated a lot easier than removing your heart from your chest while still keeping it beating.

    25. Re:Silly by youngatheart · · Score: 1

      So?

      In this scenario, you have a public key and a private key embedded, you identify yourself with the public key and the validating system encrypts something with that public key, then passes you the result which you can then decrypt only by using your private key.

      Ergo: "pass on a piece of information describing yourself to another party without that party having to know that information already to validate it" and also prohibiting the possibility of a replay.

      The key to PKI is that you can encrypt something for me that you cannot decrypt but I can.

    26. Re:Silly by ultranova · · Score: 1

      But in that case, what's the advantage of implanting it?

      It gives the powerful yet another way to assert their dominance over the less so. And because the powerful are only so because of a system that backs their baseless claims of superiority, and can only continue as long as the powerless keep buying the lie, new ways to propagandize are always needed. All the little ritualistic humiliations society is so fond of, from drug tests to getting groped by the TSA, ultimately come down to the same message: "you are nothing and must obey your masters."

      It's a sick, if fascinating, game. It's also one that can't go on forever, since effecively crippling people cripples their society too, yet that society still contains a very strong cultral leftover from feudalism. So what we really have here is a narrative of equality fighting a narrative of hierarchy, leading to very confused people doing completely irrational things - like wiretapping everyone in the name of freedom - without really understanding why.

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    27. Re:Silly by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how do you validate that the public key I send you is actually my public key? You have to already have it or it has to be stores somewhere that the other party trusts, bringing us right back to our original problem.

      PKI lets two parties communicate securely without having ever spoken, and it lets one party validate that something was actually sent by another party _if they have the other parties public key and can trust it_.

      Biometrics doesn't add anything useful to this equation that I see. Sure you can use some biometric information as a private key and generate a public key, but what does that give you over using some random number to generate a public key. It still comes down to the party at the other end having that public key and being reasonably sure it's yours.

    28. Re:Silly by Anrego · · Score: 1

      And I'll add, if it's your idea to create an anonymous but secure connection using PKI to send your biometric identity, that's no better than a password. Infact, it's worse than a password, because (as was the original point), all it takes is your super secret biometric identity to be compromised once, at which point your screwed.

  3. unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are glucose levels unique? They fluctuate in relation to meals and time of the day? And as for heartbeat, there are many factors that alter the rate and rhythm, how would you use it as an encryption key/password if it is continuously changing. And you're up shit creek if you develop an arrhythmia and require insertion of a pacemaker.

    1. Re:unique? by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      Or someone gets out a tape recorder and records your heartbeat.

  4. Gives new meaning by swamp+boy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gives new meaning to "I can't find my password in all this shit"

    1. Re:Gives new meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      This password scheme is hard to swallow, I think they should stick it up their asses.

    2. Re:Gives new meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Professor: Good news! It's a suppository.

    3. Re:Gives new meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, the stick it up your ass password device is being revealed NEXT year, quit giving away our ideas!

  5. 20% discount on your insurance by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    by just swallowing this free, little pill.

    1. Re:20% discount on your insurance by vandelais · · Score: 1

      by just swallowing this free, little pill.

      As my Canadian acquaintance Stu once said..."Fuck off, please."

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  6. How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Retards dream retarded dreams.

  7. Yeah, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to engage luddite mode on this one. I use cash as much as possible, and don't feel I need to be tracked by everyone ever.

    I know it's this paypal guy's wet dream, but it won't happen any time soon.

  8. same problem as with any biometrics by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This has the same problem as any exclusively biometric technique -- the user can be compelled to give up their "password" merely by being physically present. "Something you have" can be taken, even if it's your still-living (for now) carcass. "Something you have" should always be supplemented with "something you know".

    The summary rightly brings up privacy concerns but I'd also be concerned about the security of the transmitted data. Like RFID, the information can easily be snooped, and would have to be appropriately encrypted to be useful as credentials.

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    1. Re:same problem as with any biometrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That "Something you know"-part can be extracted quite easily. How much do you like having all your teeth, fingers & toes attached?

    2. Re:same problem as with any biometrics by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      That "Something you know"-part can be extracted quite easily. How much do you like having all your teeth, fingers & toes attached?

      Well yes, I think I would like to keep all my appendages. (Cue OB XKCD, where a $7 crowbar is more effective than a $100M password cracking array.) I have thought about this, and I think it can be solved by having two accounts -- your "real" account, and a "hostage" account, which looks a lot like your "real" account (kinda like keeping two sets of books) and takes the same biometrics, but upon providing a slightly different "something you know", raises (silent) alarms everywhere it would be appropriate to do so.

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    3. Re:same problem as with any biometrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This or something else? https://xkcd.com/538/

    4. Re:same problem as with any biometrics by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      That's it. It's been awhile, but I think I got the gist right, even though the details were off.

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  9. oh dear, we're going to the dogs by whodat54321c · · Score: 1

    or at least considering ID more like dogs. Really. I can just hear the 'mark of the beast' stuff out of the religious right heading this way. Biometrics have limits just like any other technology. I agree with what has been said in prior debates about this stuff. Perhaps the biometric data can be used as a public/private key system, with safeguards built into it, but changeable as needed to address advancements in hacking by individuals driven by greed, etc. This is the only deterrence we have left when it's all broken down into ones and zeros.

  10. Uh oh by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Badguy 1: "We need his fingerprint to break in"
    Badguy 2: "Cut off his finger then!"

    Badguy 1: "We need his heartbeat to break in"
    Badguy 2: "Cut out his heart then! We've got a machine to keep it beating after removal."

  11. Biometric honesty by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Biometrics are only good so long as the device that reads your pattern is "honest." If you have to inject a device to read your biometric patterns, you could just as easily inject a device that pretends to read your biometrics, but actually copies someone else's.

    1. Re:Biometric honesty by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Anything can be faked especially in the digital world. So before anybody does anything with secure access methods, first they need to assess the risk for the particular kind of access and the security required for it.

      Logically there are two greatest risk points and neither one has anything to do with internet access or money. False imprisonment, being identified as someone else or not yourself and being imprisoned for it, that access risk is handled in a full public court of review because the risk is extreme. The other, well, imagine yourself in a hospital bed being totally reliant upon proper authentication of who you are and what treatment you should be receiving, everything there verified manually between doctor and nurse and direct visual identification of you (even if you are not the name you claim to be, your body is identified as the one being treated appropriately).

      So the one secure access answer for everything is mind boggling stupid. Overall digital security is really dangerous and has nothing on manual security involving many people and direct identification. So security appropriate to the risk only, simpler security for low risk and increasingly more complex and manually verified security for high risk.

      Credit cards, visual identification and verification between the person, the picture on the card and the picture in the database. So when they fail what do you do, well call the police (if you live outside of the US) and let them manual verify what is going on, all the way up to a public prosecution (if you live in the US, get some else to call and don't be there when Law en-FORCE-ment arrives, just in case they go nuts because they felt threatened).

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    2. Re:Biometric honesty by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Biometrics are only good so long as the device that reads your pattern is "honest." If you have to inject a device to read your biometric patterns, you could just as easily inject a device that pretends to read your biometrics, but actually copies someone else's.

      Or vice versa: you could ingest a device that pretends to use your biometrics for security validation, but actually copies your biometrics and broadcasts for someone else to spoof or collect for various purposes not approved by you.

      "biometrics" are only metric at the point they're being read -- the resulting hashes etc. are by no means biometric, and are instead a static constant to be used/abused by whomever.

    3. Re:Biometric honesty by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      you could ingest a device that pretends to use your biometrics for security validation

      Be sure to check your pill to see if there's a skimmer taped to it!

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    4. Re:Biometric honesty by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Better open it up. They might have used a Russian nesting skimmer.

  12. Have we learned nothing by citylivin · · Score: 2

    from demolition man???

    https://youtu.be/CbM--4-z0cs?t...

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    1. Re:Have we learned nothing by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Or Saw...

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  13. Acid is not a power source. by maeka · · Score: 1

    At best stomach acid is the electrolyte.

    grumble grumble.

    1. Re:Acid is not a power source. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      on the other hand, your stomach could be a good power source -- kinetic energy, electrolyte source, AND it keeps a steady temperature. I think your colon would be even better though :)

    2. Re:Acid is not a power source. by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      on the other hand, your stomach could be a good power source -- kinetic energy, electrolyte source, AND it keeps a steady temperature. I think your colon would be even better though :)

      YES! The colon produces methane which is a fuel and could be used in some kind of fuel cell, perhaps. It's a win-win: you'd fart less and not have to remember passwords!

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    3. Re:Acid is not a power source. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      on the other hand, your stomach could be a good power source -- kinetic energy, electrolyte source, AND it keeps a steady temperature. I think your colon would be even better though :)

      YES! The colon produces methane which is a fuel and could be used in some kind of fuel cell, perhaps. It's a win-win: you'd fart less and not have to remember passwords!

      ...and any time you needed a password for something, you could go with your gut!

    4. Re:Acid is not a power source. by weilawei · · Score: 1

      ...and any time you needed a password for something, you could go with your gut!

      I tried putting in "yourgut!" for my most recent password, and it failed the security check for not having a capital letter or a number. What kind of lousy password suggestions are you peddling?!

      Instead, I went with "Yourgut1!" and now it tells me that it's Highly Secure.

    5. Re:Acid is not a power source. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Your mistake was in leaving out the " " :)

      I find that the more spaces you use, the more secure you feel. Increase your password security feelings with "Your &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp gut!"

  14. Why is it always about health insurance? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    "Wouldn't an insurance company love to use that information to decide that you had one too many donuts—so it won't be covering that bypass surgery after all?"

    Wouldn't that have to be spelled out in the policy wordings when the policy is taken out or renewed?

    1. Re:Why is it always about health insurance? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Not if there's a clause saying "We may vary these terms at any time we want".

      And usually there is.

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    2. Re:Why is it always about health insurance? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      That's not how insurance works, It's a contract signed by two parties. You can't change the content of a contract without agreement from both parties.
      They can cancel the policy, but not after a claim has been made without first completing the claim.

  15. bypass operation must be covered under ACA by Forever+Wondering · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The heart bypass operation must be covered under the ACA (aka Obamacare). Insurance companies can no longer discriminate based on pre-existing conditions and can no longer impose a lifetime coverage cap.

    That is not to say that the implant idea is a good one for a number of other reasons.

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    1. Re:bypass operation must be covered under ACA by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Often the things that are brought up are extremes, and ridiculous; but, as we start to accept that they're ridiculous, people start to creep on them. 50 years ago, people would scream bloody murder about the government tapping phone lines--they even impeached the President! Now, they shrug and talk about protecting us from terrorists with all this state surveillance, because the government would never do anything bad with all that information.

    2. Re:bypass operation must be covered under ACA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The heart bypass operation must be covered under the ACA (aka Obamacare). Insurance companies can no longer discriminate based on pre-existing conditions and can no longer impose a lifetime coverage cap.

      That is not to say that the implant idea is a good one for a number of other reasons.

      What? No more retroactive cancellation of my insurance coverage? What is this: Sweden?!
      THANKS OBAMA!

    3. Re:bypass operation must be covered under ACA by Forever+Wondering · · Score: 1

      Re: Nixon. Remember the bumper sticker "Don't blame me--I'm from Massachusetts"? I'm still screaming bloody murder about current state surveillance. Some may be necessary, but the amount being done far exceeds what is needed.

      Also, 50 years ago, people were screaming about Medicare [with the same arguments about gov't takeover of healthcare]. Now, we recognize the comfort and safety net it has given our senior citizens to have good health care in their declining years when they need it the most.

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      Like a good neighbor, fsck is there ...
    4. Re:bypass operation must be covered under ACA by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It wasn't necessary 50 years ago, and it's not necessary now.

  16. Take a dump of your password by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    And put it into a pipe. Unless it's really big and nasty, then the garbage collector has to dispose of it.

  17. Nope.. Hand or Forehead .. by labnet · · Score: 2

    I know you young kids don't read the bible anymore, so let me quote something from Revelation for you.

    "Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666."

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    1. Re: Nope.. Hand or Forehead .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess I'm the beast then.

    2. Re:Nope.. Hand or Forehead .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I know you young kids don't read the bible anymore

      Few books contain as much violence, bloodshed, gratuitous sex and all sort of human degeneration as the bible. The kind of thing that gore and porn followers crave for. I guess they haven't discovered it yet.

    3. Re: Nope.. Hand or Forehead .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody on slashdot gets slashdot jokes anymore :(

    4. Re:Nope.. Hand or Forehead .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some of us do, wiseass, and some of us, like me, know about a little thing called "gematria." In gematria, each letter of the alphabet (and this works for Hebrew AND Greek) has a certain numerical value. It JUST SO HAPPENS that 666 is, roughly, "Neron Qaisar," or Emperor Nero. Revelation is coded anti-Roman polemic.

      A better rendering of that is "Let him who hath wisdom reckon [that is, "count" or "sum"] the number of the Beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is six-hundred-threescore-and-six." The verb is important here.

      You fundie fucks are useful idiots to the very people who would have us all chipped, tagged, and constantly monitored. You keep voting for these people. Indeed, the Church is fornicating with the kings of the Earth...

    5. Re:Nope.. Hand or Forehead .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you old timers should remember when this was bar-code tattoos.

      What, the apocalypse never came? Well who'd have thunk that jumping a patterns in a trippy old mythology book had ever failed..?

    6. Re:Nope.. Hand or Forehead .. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I like the version that uses the archaic "reckon" instead of calculate.

  18. The invevitable problem with this... by EmeraldBot · · Score: 1

    How do you plan to make it secure? What would stop anyone from just reading the information off it? Can you even CHANGE the information on it? If yes, how do you prevent people from hacking it? How do you ensure it's not going to get lodged somewhere and become impossible to remove? Who will get to dictate the standards for how these things communicate? How do you revoke these things - that is, what happens if your internal information becomes public? Why are you measuring things that change with exercise or what food you eat, and are therefore never predictable? How do make sure that two people don't share the same sugar levels? How could you possibly imply that fingerprinting is "antique"? Fingerprints haven't changed at all in our human history. He's implying it's a product that is replaced every year.

    The only thing that is "antiquated" here is this executive's buzzwords, which they clearly haven't put very much thought into.

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    "Set a man a fire, he'll be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
  19. It Will Never Happen by tquasar · · Score: 1

    Many people don't have access to medical care now. What insurance company would pay for this? Their business model is to make money, not to care for patients.

  20. Inevitable compromise by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    So, how exactly do they propose to recover from a compromise of these kinds of systems where it's impossible to change the authentication data? And these systems will be compromised, history has taught us that. At least with a password or a certificate carried in a two-factor dongle I can change/reissue it and what the crooks have is no longer valid. I don't like systems whose failure mode in the event of a compromise is catastrophic.

    1. Re:Inevitable compromise by NotInHere · · Score: 1

      But they are so coooool. And that super secure lab that professor had in that science fiction movie I saw, had this tooo.

  21. What the author needs... by MPBoulton · · Score: 1

    Is the NHS. Universal heathcare is far from perfect, but it's also just the right thing to have in a first-world economy. Then you stay healthy for the right reasons, not because your insurer will abuse information about you.

  22. When my daughter wants to get into my iPhone... by idji · · Score: 4, Interesting

    She just grabs it from the table and slowly creeps up behind me and pushes it gently onto my thumb, and then runs away with an unlocked phone when i notice it...
    The value of a password is that it is locked away in MY BRAIN until I choose to use it. These are not passwords, and neither is the button on an iPhone.

    1. Re:When my daughter wants to get into my iPhone... by RandomAdam · · Score: 2

      Be careful, what you have there is a ninja not a daughter.

      --
      @Random_Adam

      Sometimes a sig doesn't have to be funny!!
    2. Re:When my daughter wants to get into my iPhone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She waits until you notice before running away??

      Sounds like poor planning and execution of the phone heist. Get the crew from Ocean's 11 in here, stat!

  23. Good thing for the ACA that band insurance compan by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Good thing for the ACA that bands insurance company from doing stuff like. But guess what GOP letting the ER or even the jail / prison take up the slack when you get rid of the ACA will cost more then medicare / medicaid for all.

  24. Not allowed under the ACA smokeing is the only by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Not allowed under the ACA smokeing is the only thing they can bill you more for.

    1. Re:Not allowed under the ACA smokeing is the only by Forever+Wondering · · Score: 1

      I'd double check this. Under the ACA, premiums are set based upon your age and your "zone" [effectively, your zip code].

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      Like a good neighbor, fsck is there ...
  25. I see a few lawsutes if some where to force this? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    * If there is some allergic reactions workers comp may have to fit the bill to deal with it. Also the injury lawyers may also sue on half of the victim as well.
    * religious rights lawsuits over this Mark of the beast / Shabbat? / others
    * ownership issues?
    * Who pays the costs

  26. Could we trust such implants? by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

    I'm all for interesting implants, but how much could we trust them?

    "Laputan machine", anybody?

  27. The old biometrics caveat still applies... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    What if I left my body at home?

    1. Re:The old biometrics caveat still applies... by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      What if I left my body at home?

      I would probably mean that the "device" you swallowed is full of ketamine or something.

  28. Keyless Ignition by PPH · · Score: 1

    "I'm sorry, ossifer. But my car's transponder is powered by ethanol."

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  29. Identification, not password by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    This will result in unique identification of people. It is not for passwords, it is for identifying.

  30. Biometrics are the username NOT the password by schwit1 · · Score: 1
    http://blog.dustinkirkland.com...

    For authentication, you need a password or passphrase. Something that can be independently chosen, changed, and rotated.

  31. Chip & Pin Cards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost everyone in Europe already caries a secure cryptosystem in the Chip&Pin credit card. They're rolling out in the US. There's no reason that they can't be used to also hold a secure ID token. It's got all of the positive side effects of PKI, with multiple providers (banks and credit unions), allows you to have multiple identies (multiple cards), the possibility of trusted public key stores (banks sign and distribute public keys) and it doesn't have a single governmental agency distributing it.

  32. Wheee by koan · · Score: 1

            with the mark of the Antichrist needed to buy or sell.

    Now I ask you, in this day of surveillance, digital money and computerized oppression does that really seem all that far fetched?

    --
    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    1. Re:Wheee by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Not particularly. It's been tried throughout history; I don't see why they couldn't do it, again. Question is, who gets the short stick this time?

    2. Re:Wheee by koan · · Score: 1

      Everyone but the robots.

      --
      "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
  33. Just Great by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

    Now determined hackers will literally spill your guts to get what they want.

  34. IP Address Person... so... by CanEHdian · · Score: 1

    So let's everyone swallow a chip that constantly identifies them! That's how we can get those dirty stealing bastards!

    --
    When the copyright term is "forever minus a day", live every day like it's the last.
  35. Bigger issues by s.petry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The biggest issue is that people taut these implanted devices as "safer" than any other alternative. Most of us here can see through the gag, but when they market to the masses will your great aunt have the same ability to know? Perhaps not.

    Most here know that "Strong" authentication requires at least 2 of 3 (something you know, something you are, something you have) and not just one of them. Security experts prefer the something you have over something you are, because we can control and monitor that thing. Something you are can usually be forged easier than a Yubi/RSA key, because high grade biometric scanners are extremely expensive.

    IMHO this is just the latest crazy attempt to get people implanted. Let's not kid each other, that is the goal.

    --

    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:Bigger issues by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      ... people taut these implanted devices ...

      Taut means under tension. Tout means to attempt to sell.

      --
      Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
    2. Re:Bigger issues by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the correction.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  36. Marketdroids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at those marketdroids trying desperately to force-sell us their worthless gadgets.

    You don't wanna buy it? Surely your insurance company has a word or to woth you!

    This is possibly the most depressing pattern spreading around: the ones making the buy decisions are'nt those who will have to use the damned "product" -- be it office365, stupid ad-laden and malicious-code ridden web "pages", payment methods, and now in-body RFID crap.

    Note: memorizing a hard password for me has a value beyond the eminently practical. It gives me the feeling to be in control and elevates me beyond the level of a heap of dumb cell ectoplasm.

    (And no, the irony of the above paragraph doesn't escape me, that's why I've written it so pointedly. I am aware of the weaknesses of my security mechanisms, then there's rubber-hose cryptanalysis, yadda yadda. But there's some deep truth in there).

  37. I feel a song coming on by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    E, you're embeddable
    I, you're injectable
    M, you're a meatbag full of tech

    --
    systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  38. Ovbious consequence needs more obviousness: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Biometrics have a number of easily enumerated drawbacks, like they're always there, irreplacable, and you have a limited set of them, all relatively easily faked., but it all boils down to you no longer having full control over your access tokens.

    Yet people, companies, governments keep on pushing for them. Meaning, they're purposefully looking to swindle your control away from you.

    1. Re:Ovbious consequence needs more obviousness: by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Additionally, biometrics are subject to change (e.g. accidents, illnesses).

      --
      You're a temporary arrangement of matter sliding towards oblivion in a cold, uncaring universe
  39. I had to re-read this part again.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. people will shift from "antiquated" ..

    Ah, "shift" - that wasn't what I thought I read the FIRST time..

  40. About passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Finland we have the "social security number" as the "something you know" method. There are many places/services allowing you to do almost anything with the social security number plus some personal information (name, address etc.). "Something you know" is something you have, in reality. I see no big difference compared to biometric data. Other than biometric data can't be changed. And you don't need to remember you biometric data. Win-win situation?

  41. Health insurance, what's that? by philip456 · · Score: 1

    Better to live in a country, where you don't need health insurance to get treated.

  42. and on another note by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    the automotive related intertubes discuss a new method of auto thefts which hypothetically involves using some sort of RF amp or repeater or such to amplify the signal from your key fob in your house to make your car think you're standing waiting to get in, for those cars which are nice enough to automatically unlock when you approach without buttons to push.

    --
    Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.