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  1. Re:Good, nazis need to pay on UK.gov To Treat Online Abuse as Seriously as Hate Crime in Real Life (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    What if he surfs?

  2. That's because your mom's nipples will break anything.

  3. Reform party chiming in... on California Seeks To Tax Rocket Launches, Which Are Already Taxed (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Their stated intention is to amend the proposed regulation to also include a tax on wheelage.

  4. Re:Hmmm well on Donald Trump Wins US Presidency (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    An old Chinese saying is may you live in interesting times....wait that was a curse wasn't it :/

    Interesting times.

    There were no utensils in Interesting Times, hence there are no utensils AT Interesting Times.
    Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?

  5. "Hey Dan"
    "What"
    "Remember what I told you?"
    "About what"
    "How to hold it"
    "No"
    "Laces out!"
    "Yeah, yeah, got it. Laces out."

  6. Re:Loony Site on FBI Releases Hillary Clinton Email Report (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Rational Wiki?

    Is that a wiki that deals mostly in fractions? I can't find the page on improper fractions.

    That is reciprocal nonsense.

  7. Re:Dammit Trump! Enough with the Conspiracy Theori on Clinton Campaign: Russia Leaked Emails to Help Trump (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know when fluoridation first began?
    Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, CajunArson. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
      first became aware of it during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily, I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

    And there's no fighting in here.

  8. I'd wager it was Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.

  9. Re:Damn. Can't use a Star Wars quote here. on Starbucks and McDonald's Announce Porn Blocks On Their Wi-Fi Networks (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more ...

    Nope. Can't do it.

    Sorry about the mess.

  10. Re:Where in the world is the next Adolf Hitler hid on California Mayors Demand Surveillance Cams On Crime-Ridden Highways (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Trump Tower?

  11. Re: For certain values of "basic needs" on VC, Entrepreneur Says Basic Income Would Work Even If 90% People 'Smoked Pot' and Didn't Work (techinsider.io) · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone we've found the senior manager at Oracle.

  12. Re:I knew something was up on Gambling State Says the Solar Gamble Is Over · · Score: 1

    That's a big twinkie.

  13. No Goddamned grey text on Ask Slashdot: What Single Change Would You Make To a Tech Product? · · Score: 1

    Whichever dipshit thought light grey on white was an elegant or usable contrast ratio for normal text?
    But we see it all the time.

  14. Defend this! on YouTube Defending Select Videos Against DMCA Abuse · · Score: 1

    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  15. A brave and stunning decision on There Is No .bro In Brotli: Google/Mozilla Engineers Nix File Type As Offensive · · Score: 3, Funny

    Even PC principal says .bro

    I guess they just didn't want to throw down.

  16. Re:This looks fishy on US Navy Limits Use of Whale-Harming Sonar · · Score: 1

    They're mammals.

  17. Re:begun on YouTube Reportedly Bypassing Ad Blockers On Google Chrome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will!

  18. Re:NC on The Fastest-Growing Tech State Is... Minnesota · · Score: 1

    I believe Asian American is the preferred nomenclature.

  19. Re:Just curious on Verizon Ends Smartphone Subsidies · · Score: 1

    Coverage (still matters).

  20. They could just export the electricity on France To Reduce Reliance On Nuclear Power · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They can keep the plants going, build more capacity and export the rest, reducing the "reliance" on nuclear power.

    A cynical way to fulfill a keepable promise.

  21. Re:Which Woman Did They Check? on CDC: Americans Getting Heavier, Average Woman Weighs As Much As 1960s Man · · Score: 1

    Just like his dear papa.

  22. Re: Socially Acceptable on Bell Media President Says Canadians Are 'Stealing' US Netflix Content · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't steal a policeman's helmet, shoot him, take a dump in the helmet, give it to his widow, then steal it back, would you?

    Canada is America's hat.

  23. Re:So here is the deal. on Top Advisor To Australian Gov't Says Climate Change is a UN Conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Update your vehicles. If your car is more then ten years old (and not a classic) why spend another dime on it? Buy a new vehicle with a warranty and drive it into the ground, get every penny out of your investment. It only makes sense.

    Do you see where you went wrong there?

  24. Milestone my ass on Global Carbon Dioxide Levels Reach New Monthly Record · · Score: -1

    The proof that CO2 does not drive climate is to be found during the Ordovician-Silurian and the Jurassic-Cretaceous periods when CO2 levels were greater than 4000 ppmv (parts per million by volume) and about 2000 ppmv respectively. If the IPCC theory is correct, there should have been runaway greenhouse induced global warming during these periods but instead there was glaciation.

    The proof that CO2 does not drive climate is shown by previous glaciations...If the popular catastrophist view is accepted, then there should have been a runaway greenhouse when CO2 was more than 4000 ppmv. Instead there was glaciation. Clearly a high atmospheric CO2 does not drive global warming and there is no correlation between global temperature and atmospheric CO2.

  25. Axe body spray, Frosted tips, and Ed Hardy on How To Increase the Number of Female Engineers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Be "that guy", because female engineers want to work with "that guy".