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Ancient Megadrought Entombed Dodos In Poisonous Fecal Cocktail
sciencehabit writes: Nine hundred kilometers off the east coast of Madagascar lies the tiny island paradise of Mauritius. The waters are pristine, the beaches bright white, and the average temperature hovers between 22C and 28C (72F to 82F) year-round. But conditions there may not have always been so idyllic. A new study suggests that about 4000 years ago, a prolonged drought on the island left many of the native species, such as dodo birds and giant tortoises, dead in a soup of poisonous algae and their own feces.
That's not something you hear often...
Possibly do to low repeat sales...
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They were up shit creek without a paddle
It all fits: From the outside, an idyllic travel brochure-worthy prospectus. On the inside, lots of soon-to-be-extinct beings poisoning their drinking water with their own shit, too dumb to move off the known path, trapping themselves.
Now just waiting for the Dutch to help them out of their misery.
All metaphorically speaking, of course.
Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
Humans remember about thirty years back. Anything that's different today from thirty years ago we feel to be "unnatural". Most processes on earth work over much longer time scales than that - while still being completely natural.
The holocene, our current interglacial, is ~12000 years old. During that time the climate has both been a lot warmer (the Holocene optimum) as well as a lot colder (the Little Ice Age) than now. What we don't really know is how the climate has changed regionally during these thousands of years. We have some insight (the Sahara desert was a lush savannah around 8000 years ago) and there's a lot of research into how the rise and fall of civilizations might be correlated with natural regional climate changes much more than the popular image portrayed by, for example, Jared Diamond.
We do have written records from the last 2000 years (se the linked PDF). It's fascinating read into how heat waves, droughts, extremely cold winters and hot summers etc have affected our forefathers in a way I think we have problems grasping today. If anything, it seems the climate has been unnaturally stable over the last century - even including the famous dustbowl in the US.
http://www.breadandbutterscien...
it's in my head
of "dead as a dodo" now means "drowned in your own shit".
Good to know.
I've heard that Dodos were delicious. I'm for getting them unextincted and setting up a fast food chain. Gotta think of a good name though, something catchy.
Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
AKA California in ten years.
...since the fire station burned down :)
#o#
O Moo.
Yes, it is a geological term derived from a german word, but Lagerstätte doesn't mean storage space. That would be Lagerplatz. It is also not to be confused with Lagerstatt, which means bed. The correct translation is natural mineral deposit.
I wonder if the use of the word "cocktail" in the title was deliberate.
This guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inacurate. (from THHGTTG)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4.2_kiloyear_event
linked? Likely
That is what happens when you cant differentiate between do's and don'ts but are all like do do.
People fail to see the positives and always focus on the negative. Take this story for example. People should appreciate the fact that science holds the possibility... that somewhere sometime ... given the right circumstances ... non poisonous fecal cocktails could exist. Take heart folks.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
So when my dad said: "You're in deep shit, you'll end like the dodos." he was right?
Kept burning fossil fuels and caused Island Warming and a drought!
Mauritius is the site of the "underwater waterfall", a beautiful optical illusion caused by the sand and water currents.
Oh well, maybe nextime.
And you got some folks with it, too.
Only a few years later, "Coke Classic" was reintroduced.
I mean seriously at least change the title a bit....
I didn't do it. I swear.
I think so!
of the project I'm being made to work on right now.