Second Ever Super-rare Pocket Shark Discovered
The Grim Reefer writes: Scientists working off the coast of the US have found something pretty incredible — the second pocket shark ever discovered, some 36 years after the first one was spotted off the coast of Peru. The team, from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), say the tiny creature — which measures just 13 cm (5.5 inches) long — was caught off the coast of Louisiana, where they were observing the feeding habits of sperm whales. It belongs to the genus Mollisquama, which has earned itself the nickname 'pocket shark', not because of its pocked-sized dimensions, but because of the unique and rather mysterious orifice it has above its pectoral fin.
We killed it, right?
Yo, I got your pocket shark right here!
Maybe the reason they're so rare is because Sperm Whales find them tasty
Yes
The pocket thing is an upper flureman.
and we will see a lot of them.
And that is to have lasers with frickin' sharks attached on top. Is that to much to ask?
a rare pepe?
The problem with slashdot is that most of its users were bullied and stuffed into lockers as kids!
Have you ever seen the even more rare one-eared elephant?
You are welcome on my lawn.
"but because of the unique and rather mysterious orifice it has above its pectoral fin...."
Must be the intake manifold. Did they find the exhaust?
Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
What I want to know is why the hell there's a sperm fscking whale off the coast of Louisiana!!!
"I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
Though really, I don't think I need another water type against the Elite Four.
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i'm just happy to see you. wait, maybe it is a pocket shark.. of sorts.
Looking to score the next Score:5, Funny
Whiff
The cesspool just got a check and balance.
Now how do we weaponize it? Ah yes, the afforementioned lasers. Perfect, I expect several of these guarding my apartment by Christmas.
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That completes Tom Nook's exhibits in the museum!
The even more elusive pocket protector shark is humored to exist, but is unlikely to ever be seen, as it dreads swimming out in the open ocean.