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Shape of the Universe Determined To Be Really, Really Flat

StartsWithABang writes: You might imagine all sorts of possibilities for how the Universe could have been shaped: positively curved like a higher-dimensional sphere, negatively curved like a higher-dimensional saddle, folded back on itself like a donut/torus, or spatially flat on the largest scales, like a giant Cartesian grid. Yet only one of these possibilities matches up with our observations, something we can probe simply by using our knowledge of how light travels in both flat and curved space, and measuring the CMB, the source of the most distant light in the Universe. The result? A Universe that's so incredibly flat, it's indistinguishable from perfection. Which means it's probably even flatter than Kansas.

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  1. Kansas isn't even remotely flat by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not sure what OP is on about.

    1. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by LogicLoop · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not only is Kansas flat, it's literally flatter than a pancake.

    2. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Missouri.

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    3. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      The Earth is not flat therefore Kansas is not flat.

    4. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Your basic unit of flatness can't be zero or infinite, so Kansas will do just fine.

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    5. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Native Kansan here so I don't get to say this often... you wrong.

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    6. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've driven clear across Kansas on US-50. The Western part of Kansas is ridiculously flat. In fact, that observation was the most memorable part of that portion of my trip. I kept wondering what geologic processes could produce such an even change in elevation. It's basically a huge geometric plane (also once a plain, obviously) at a few degrees slope, starting from just about the Colorado border and continuing for much of the state. The political border with Colorado, though it appears quite arbitrary on a map, is not coincidental to the topography. The foothills of the Rockies end just short of the border contrasts sharply with the flat terrain of Kansas.

      Obviously there are small hills here and there, but they don't detract from the impression of the terrain one bit. I grew up in Florida, and the Western half of Kansas seemed much more flat. Whether it is or not empirically is a different question, but I doubt I'm the only person who had that impression.

    7. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      In non-Euclidean, elliptical geometry the surface of a sphere is by definition flat.

    8. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Native Kansan here, too.

      The state's only flat if you discount the Eastern third.

    9. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Kansas by all accounts defies spherical topology to achieve the Platonic Ideal of flat. The universe is just a shadow of Kansas seen on a cave wall.

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    10. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by randalware · · Score: 0

      They meant the brainwave of a Kansas native.
                                    flatline

      Thats why the "Welcome to Colorado" sign is a vacation photo classic....

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    11. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      TFS refers to "flat" as being uniform in less dimensions - as seen on a 2D plan. Kansas is almost a perfect rectangle (while NE nibbled), seen from space. The Universe seem to be a rather uniform cylinder. I think.

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    12. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by The+Rizz · · Score: 2

      But the real question is: How flat is that cave wall?

    13. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up the flint hills, south of emporia on route 35. Kansas is not as flat as you think.

    14. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by sjames · · Score: 4, Funny

      Little known fact, the first part of The Wizard of Oz was also in color, it's just that Kansas is actually sepia tone.

    15. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Averages dickwad. Averages.

    16. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      The Earth is not flat therefore Kansas is not flat.

      A sphere can still have a flat spot, can't it? Slice a sphere with a plane just inside its radius, and the intersection will be perfectly flat. I don't know much about Kansas, but your logic certainly seems flawed.

    17. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      You've got to crank the Pink Floyd to bring out the trails, though.

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    18. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Native Kansan here, too.

      The state's only flat if you discount the Eastern third.

      Well, yeah; but a pancake scaled up to the size of Kansas is even rougher around the edges, by several orders of magnitude.

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    19. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      How many Ally McBeals is that?

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    20. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually I would argue that when we say that part of the Earth (like the ocean) is flat, we mean that it follows the shape of the WGS84 oblate spheroid, whereas an area the size of Kansas which was geometrically flat would look to us like a bowl, with its centre lower in gravitational terms than its perimeter.

    21. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on which pancake you compare with.

    22. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow. Pot, meet kettle.

    23. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Averages dickwad. Averages.

      Well then, on average, isn't everything flat?

    24. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who cares about the real Kansas. Stereotypical Kansas is very flat, and that is what really matters.

    25. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      In the same vein, if you made a perfect scale model of the Earth the size of a billiard ball, it would almost meet manufacturing standards for a billiard ball.

    26. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at a pancake, meathead.

      It's very not flat.

    27. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      complete logic fail. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy_of_the_undistributed_middle

      you argue every area on the surface of a sphere has constant curvature
      kansas is on the surface of a sphere
      therefore kansas has constant curvature, and
      therefore kansas is not flat.

      here are the three ways this fails
      (1) you did not demonstrate that the earth is a sphere, therefore it could have flat spots, and
      (2) you assumed the euclidian definition of "flat"; there are other geometries
      (3) setting aside (2) you do not demonstrate that kansas is less flat than a pancake

    28. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by sexconker · · Score: 1

      On average, this orange is actually a singularity!

    29. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH!

      So flat that the joke was able to go fast enough to achieve escape velocity.

    30. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by chihowa · · Score: 2

      As a Coloradan, eastern Colorado is more featureless and boring to drive through than western Kansas. Eastern Kansas looks like Missouri and is actually quite pretty.

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    31. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by theronb · · Score: 1

      But where would you get that much maple syrup?!

    32. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by theronb · · Score: 1

      Nebraska - now that's flat!

    33. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It varies by the inverse square of the noneuclidean distance measure to the interdimensional borders of Kansas.

    34. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by AJWM · · Score: 1

      I kept wondering what geologic processes could produce such an even change in elevation.

      It (along with eastern Colorado and much of the other great plains states/provinces) is an old sea bed, the floor of the central inland waterway in the mid/late Cretaceous. Flat from millions of years of sediments, tilted slightly from being pushed up as the continent drifts westward. (Dramatically so at the Rockies). The foothills of the Colorado Rockies do not "end just short of the border" at least not anywhere near I-70; it's pretty much flat east of Limon.

      Florida probably is flatter, but the trees hide it. Kansas is mostly grassland (well, where it's not farms), so you have longer sight lines.

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    35. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      What you maroons[] are missing is that there was a study on the flatness of states that was on the nerd news sites recently, and Kansas was not even close to winning. States like Florida are much, much flatter. Kansas is actually rolling hills, even in the part of the State people like to claim as being flat. Just find a topo map.

      https://www.google.com/maps/pl...
      Anywhere you zoom in, rolling hills. Flat areas are just small patches between hills. The hills are mostly the same height, so it looks pretty flat when you look out across the land and are only looking at the tops.

      http://news.nationalgeographic...
      Not even in the top 5. My explanation is that perhaps your State has the worst vision?

    36. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In probability theory, the central limit theorem (CLT) states that, given certain conditions, the arithmetic mean of a sufficiently large number of iterates of independent random variables, each with a well-defined expected value and well-defined variance, will be approximately normally distributed, regardless of the underlying distribution."

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem

      I imagine by flat they mean something like that. The deviations follow some simple distribution, possibly Gaussian/normal. That is kind of a strange thing to say though since averaging the entire universe is pretty much as close as you can get to meeting the criteria for the CLT. Perhaps it is explained more below.

    37. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Just figure out the source of the shadows, right?

    38. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida is too flat so it doesn't count.

    39. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      When you're driving from Kansas to Colorado you eagerly await the 'purple mountains' so you can finally break up the monotony.

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    40. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess "flat" is a relative term. If you consider a change in elevation from one end of Kansas to another end of almost 3400 feet (from 679 ft above sealevel to 4039 ft above sealevel, then relatively speaking yes Kansas is flat. Boring, maybe, but flat not. I think everyone is confusing Kansas for Nebraska. Kansas is not remotely flat. Take it from a New Yorker who moved to Missouri and drives across Kansas to get to Colorado. Or look at a topological map.

    41. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you've met my ex-wife.

    42. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because it's tilted doesn't mean it isn't flat. A wall is flat.

    43. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by warpuck · · Score: 0

      Kansas reminded me of a relatively calm day in the Pacific

    44. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      Kansas is like the Himalayas compared with Denmark.

      Here's how the caption reads on Wikepedia's photo of Denmark’s highest hill, Møllehøj:

      "Møllehøj seen from the tower on Ejer Bavnehøj The highest point is obscured by the farm buildings."

      You want flat? That's flat.

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    45. Re:Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is still twice as tall as the largest hill in Florida, which is in the northern part. If you go to the southern part which is comparable in size to Denmark, you end up with the highest elevation being about 30 m, below Denmark's average elevation.

    46. Re: Kansas isn't even remotely flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What we have here.....is a failure to communicate !"

  2. A Dutch universe ! by vikingpower · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let us build dykes in the void outside the universe, and polder in some more vacuum !

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    1. Re:A Dutch universe ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us build dykes in the void outside the universe, and polder in some more vacuum !

      You want to build Dutch lesbians?

    2. Re:A Dutch universe ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES!

    3. Re: A Dutch universe ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What for? They are blond, but they will also be rather large and very feminist.

  3. Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by snikulin · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If its surface is flat, what good a wormhole will do?

    1. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by SJHillman · · Score: 0

      If the Earth's surface is flat, what good is an airplane?

    2. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They only work for flatworms

    3. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by tsa · · Score: 2

      That's what I thought too. And the conclusion of the article is 'We don't know the shape of the universe because we can't see far enough.' So the title of this is wrong too.

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    4. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      Haven't you ever seen the movies where they explain wormholes? They take a piece of paper, fold it and punch a hole through it. That's how a wormhole works. If the universe is flat, we just need to figure out 1) how to fold it, and 2) how to punch a hole, and we're good to go.

    5. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Archimedes can move the world, we should be able to fold space.

      captcha: errors

    6. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      3) How not to destroy all life in the universe when magically altering the shape of the universe on cosmological scales.

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    7. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm hoping that's not a serious question but with how poorly the stuff is articulated it just might be. In either case wormholes aren't two openings connected by a tunnel, simply two places in space-time that are connected. Like opening the door to your bathroom except for some bizarre reason you find yourself in the kitchen that was behind you.

    8. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      The universe appears flat at large scales. It isn't flat on small scales, as evidenced by gravitational lensing by massive objects. Wormholes probably don't exist, but if they do then they just affect the small scale structure of the universe, not the large scale.

    9. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      The cosmologists are using a different definition of flat than your common usage. A piece of paper is flat even when you fold it.
      Take a look here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G...

    10. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't punch a hole to P3W-451.

    11. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by neoritter · · Score: 1

      So they can't see far enough and assume the universe is flat? Couldn't it just be really really really big and changes in curvature are just too unnoticeable?

    12. Re:Will wormholes work FTL in this flat universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't it just be really really really big and changes in curvature are just too unnoticeable?

      Yes, exactly as it says in TFA. So no, they are not assuming it must be flat because the universe may be much, much larger than the observable part.

  4. So flat its PERFECTLY flat, except... maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A Universe that's so incredibly flat, it's indistinguishable from perfection."

    Except, the article goes on to state that at larger much scale it may not be flat. So, to claim "perfection" is quite misleading.

  5. And probably infinite by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    Although there are locally flat shapes that are finite (eg torus or klein bottle), it seems likely that the universe is infinite. The observable universe is still finite though.

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    1. Re:And probably infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah - once you get into Rindler Horizons it gets a bit trickier - in that even if the universe is flat, unless we develop wormholes with some pretty extreme properties (even for wormholes) it is effectively finite from our perspective because there's no we can get to or receive information from a part of it beyond some distance (a bit further than the current observable universe.)

    2. Re:And probably infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flat does not imply "infinite". I see no reason that it is "likely" the universe is "infinite". "Infinite" in actualized physical terms is meaningless, and not to mention, the problems that quantum mechanics would have somehow "computing" the interactions of an "infinite" number of particles. It seems to me the torus is the most reasonable possibility.

    3. Re:And probably infinite by lgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      it seems likely that the universe is infinite.

      That's a bit of an overly-strong claim.
      * If the universe were smaller than the observable universe, we'd see the recurring patterns in the CMBR (or we'd see the Edge) and we don't, so we know that's not it.
      * If the universe were just a bit larger than the observable universe, that would be once heck of a coincidence, so that's probably not it.
      * But to distinguish between an infinite universe and one much larger than the observable universe? No way to tell.

      Many theories assume the universe to be infinite as that makes the math easier, but all the theories about where the big bang came from are guesswork, and we shouldn't read too much into that.

      The real mystery though is how the universe could be very nearly flat (without being exactly flat). Such "fine tuning" is clear evidence we're missing something quite fundamental. But then, dark energy already tells us that.

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    4. Re:And probably infinite by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real mystery though is how the universe could be very nearly flat (without being exactly flat). Such "fine tuning" is clear evidence we're missing something quite fundamental. But then, dark energy already tells us that.

      I agree. An observably flat universe is a huge coincidence if there is some force that composes half the mass-energy in the universe that is trying to rip the entire thing apart. Either that is an illusion, or some mechanism forces it to be perfectly balanced out by the other half of the mass-energy of the universe which we think exists but haven't been able to observe. Or, we just happen to be living in the one moment in time where dominance is switching from one to the other, but that seems like quite a coincidence as well.

    5. Re:And probably infinite by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      The real mystery though is how the universe could be very nearly flat (without being exactly flat). Such "fine tuning" is clear evidence we're missing something quite fundamental.

      The observable universe has to be sufficiently big for a planet like us to form, so that puts a lower bound on it.

      But if the size of the whole universe really is random, then it seems likely that it's far larger than the observable, no?

      Or are there any theoretical upper bounds I'm not familiar with?

    6. Re:And probably infinite by AxeTheMax · · Score: 2

      Flat does not imply "infinite". I see no reason that it is "likely" the universe is "infinite". "Infinite" in actualized physical terms is meaningless,....

      'Infinite' in mathematics is not a meaningless concept, hence the possibilities of applying that maths to the physical universe remain. You probably mean that in your model of things there is no place for this concept.

    7. Re:And probably infinite by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Actually...

      My experience with predominately three dimensional entities tells me that when they say that the universe is infinite in size, they are referring to the length, breath, and width of the "normal" dimensions they are used to dealing with. It is quite possible to have a multidimensional universe that is infinite in a few of the dimensions without being infinite in all of them.

      You have to look at the big picture (so to speak).

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    8. Re:And probably infinite by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      The real mystery though is how the universe could be very nearly flat (without being exactly flat). Such "fine tuning" is clear evidence we're missing something quite fundamental. But then, dark energy already tells us that.

      Inflation already answers that question (assuming it turns out to be true). Even a very non-flat universe becomes apparently flat if you massively inflate it (in much the same way as the Earth appears flat to people on it because it's incredibly large compared to our perception of it).

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    9. Re:And probably infinite by lgw · · Score: 1

      While there have been inflation models tuned to exactly that, all that does is move the "fine tuning", it's not really any more satisfactory. However, if any such theory works out to exactly explain dark energy I'll be impressed! There's lot of work going on there, but nothing impressive yet.

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    10. Re:And probably infinite by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      Inflation doesn't require tuning, all it requires is that the amount of inflation is large enough to explain the observed flatness (as well as CMB thermal equilibrium and lack of magnetic monopoles, which again just means it has to be greater than a given amount). The fact it doesn't require tuning (as far as we know) is a large part of the appeal of inflation as a theory in the first place.

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    11. Re:And probably infinite by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      The universe does appear to be infinite, but it will take infinite evidence to establish that as a fact

    12. Re:And probably infinite by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      This argument suggests that if the universe is finite, it is very, very much bigger than our observable universe.

    13. Re:And probably infinite by lgw · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of criticism of the amount of tuning required for inflationary models. When you're tuning the model so that the bubbles grow just fast enough, and stop at just the right time, to give us the universe we see, you're just moving the problem. But I'm not an expert on this stuff, all I know is that many experts are dissatisfied.

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    14. Re:And probably infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of negative mass has an appeal to me. If that exists then all sorts of lowest energy states would be highest energy and vice versa. I really know nothing about it though.

    15. Re:And probably infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, yeah it does. Do you think those potentials with their tuned parameters just spring magically into existence?

    16. Re:And probably infinite by error_logic · · Score: 1

      It's not a coincidence at all if general relativity has a symmetrically reversed effect on spacetime for antimatter (time-compression-based cosmic inflation, no baryogenesis problem) and galaxies are the small bits of matter inside clumps of neutrinos surrounded by anti-neutrinos. Sounds crazy, but next to dark energy (and dark matter...extra curvature increasing toward the outside)... At least it has some elegance.

      My bet is on the James Webb telescope observing distant galaxies that are too old to make sense without significant spacetime separation being an illusion based on the above hypothesis. We'll see. More localized effects like inverse lensing between galaxies and asymptotic pursuit of matter by antimatter are probably harder to observe.

    17. Re:And probably infinite by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The human mind seems to be better suited to imaging infinity than it is imaging nothing.

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    18. Re: And probably infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, "infinite" is meaningless. Many have been fooled by usage throughout calculus, analysis, etc... but if you really dig into the fundamental details, the meaningfulness of "infinity" is really in doubt. Don't get me wrong, it is VERY useful as a placeholder for "a very large (but, as yet, undetermined) number" and we can get into measure theory and all of that. But, a pure, mathematical actualized (what would be required if something ACTUALLY existed that was "infinite") is meaningless. So, it really depends on what sense you are using "infinity".

    19. Re: And probably infinite by AxeTheMax · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does depend on what sense it is being used in. I was thinking of Cantor's transfinite integers, rather than the undefined reciprocal of zero.

    20. Re: And probably infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if you really dig into the fundamental details, the meaningfulness of "infinity" is really in doubt

      If you really dig into the fundamentals... you find a self-consistent set of definitions and rather meaningful and useful ones for different infinities.

      Don't get me wrong, it is VERY useful as a placeholder for "a very large (but, as yet, undetermined) number"

      This is not how infinity is interpreted in any branch of math. The closest is calculus, which will use it as short hand for a limit that converges regardless of how large of a real number you can come up with to test it. In that case it is not a placeholder for any number at all. However, calculus is completely consistent with treating infinity as a specific number if doing analysis with some extension of the real numbers, e.g. hyperreal or surreal numbers.

    21. Re:And probably infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Infinity" is meaningless you simple human. You humans never learn anything we teach you. Your species is too dumb to overcome the Barrier.

  6. Body of Christ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The universe is a communion wafer.

    1. Re:Body of Christ! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Nope. It's a Discworld on the back of a turtle.

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    2. Re:Body of Christ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Between the Disc and the Turtle you forgot about the Elephants.

    3. Re:Body of Christ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's turtles all the way down, you insensitive clod.

  7. Re:So flat its PERFECTLY flat, except... maybe not by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    No one will ever measure the universe to be perfectly flat, because that would require a perfect measurement with no margin for error, not even by the smallest number you can imagine. With either positive curvature or negative curvature, there would be margin for error but the only number neither positive nor negative is exactly zero.

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  8. Let's just humour them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can the universe be infinite? It's only as big as the farthest particle/wave from the point of origin of the Big Bang. Past that it's anyone's guess, except if you include Space. However as most cosmologists think, there is no difference between space and the universe because they think one generates the other. The OP/Ethan is confused about this making the arguments too simplistic for further discussion.

    1. Re:Let's just humour them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What is the universe? I've already thought of universe to be the space that stars exists in.

      For this discussion I will define the terms differently:
      - Universe: the star field expanded from this big bang.
      - Space: A place in which a universe exists.

      Now if the universe generates space, than we went full circle and we decided that space is made of ether. i.e. space is something.

      But what if more than one big bang happens in space, and therefor there are multiple universes.
      We may not be able to see the other universes:
      - because the universe-background-radiation is blocking it,
      - The other universes are to far for enough photons to reach us to detect it.
      - Close by universes started at about the same time as our universe, and therefor light has not reached us yet.

      Who knows the tomorrow we may see another universe intersect with ours.

    2. Re:Let's just humour them by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Funny

      You fail to understand what scientists know versus what they speculate about.

      Making the assumption that they are even somewhat accurate about the big bang (unlikely), the math used to get there breaks down and doesn't work as the size approaches infinitely small. Everything is just speculation from unimaginative scientists who think they know what happened 14 billion years ago at some random spot that they can't even point their finger in the general direction of.

      That does not mean that space was not infinitely large while at the same time infinitely small, its all a matter of perspective. Outside looking in, its infinitely small, inside looking out its infinitely large.

      Note: We can't get an accurate police report 20 minutes after the event with 20 eye witnesses, but many are dead set that we KNOW what happened during the big bang. When you think about things like this, use your head and think about the police report.

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    3. Re:Let's just humour them by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Everything is just speculation from unimaginative scientists who think they know what happened 14 billion years ago at some random spot that they can't even point their finger in the general direction of.

      Good grief, no. Where does this idea of science ultra orthodoxy come from? I haven't worked directly with any cosmologists, but every one says "This is what we think happened. "Know" is a completely different thing, and the only people who "know" how the universe was created use a reference book from the middle east, therefore around 4004 b.c.e.

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    4. Re:Let's just humour them by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      You are talking about the observable universe. The actual universe is either infinite or looping, by definition. As for the origin of the big bang, it is only a single point in the observable universe. In the actual universe, the big bang happened everywhere.
      When scientists talk about the universe, they usually mean the observable universe because as you said, there is no way to know what's beyond it.

    5. Re:Let's just humour them by PvtVoid · · Score: 2

      As for the origin of the big bang, it is only a single point in the observable universe.

      No, no, no. The Big Bang was not an explosion emanating from a point. The Big Bang happened everywhere at once. It had no center.

    6. Re:Let's just humour them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It happens when the narrative of "think" is given to science journalists and TV producers. It then becomes "know". And that's what the public hears.

    7. Re:Let's just humour them by belthize · · Score: 2

      I'd be very interested in reading your paper where you include the math where working through the conceptualization of 'outside looking in'.

      I'd certainly be open to other interpretations but they need to be a bit more rigorous than: I fundamentally don't understand the math of modern cosmology so I came up with some new model that's about as complicated as visualizing an inflated balloon.

      BTW, your analogy really ought to be 20 cameras not 20 eye witnesses. That's a closer approximation.

    8. Re:Let's just humour them by Livius · · Score: 1

      Considering how uninformed journalists are, it's not surprising that the nuance of 'know' versus 'reasonably confident based on evidence to date' is lost on them.

    9. Re:Let's just humour them by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2

      You fail to understand what scientists know versus what they speculate about.

      Not really. They're very clear about that. It's a requirement of science that you enumerate all of your assumptions, and quantify uncertainties whenever possible.

      Making the assumption that they are even somewhat accurate about the big bang (unlikely)

      For example, that's not an assumption. The general idea behind the big bang, that the universe was once infinitely small and it expanded, can be used to make certain predictions regarding what you expect to see when you look out in all directions, what you expect to see in the CMB, etc. You can precisely measure how accurate those predictions match up with experiments, and it's really, REALLY accurate.. Check out the text that goes with that graph: "Graph of cosmic microwave background spectrum measured by the FIRAS instrument on the COBE, the most precisely measured black body spectrum in nature. The error bars are too small to be seen even in an enlarged image, and it is impossible to distinguish the observed data from the theoretical curve."

      What that boils down to is that your statement about how unlikely it is that scientific theories are "even somewhat accurate about the big bang" is provably an incorrect statement, based on our best available measurements. If you want to make an argument for your case, you need to bring something more to the table than, "I personally feel like scientists are speculating and can't possibly have a high likelyhood of stumbling upon what actually happened." The people you're criticizing have data. You have a feeling. You need to bring in some data, at which point I and everybody else will be glad to accept that our previous theories were wrong. The Lumineferous Ether was accepted theory, but when Michelson and Morley couldn't detect it using their inteferometer, and Einstein showed up with special relativity as an alternative with supporting data gathered from the 1919 solar eclipse, the Ether theory was destroyed. Scientists do not fear being proven wrong. However, you do have to bring evidence with you.

      Everything is just speculation from unimaginative scientists who think they know what happened 14 billion years ago at some random spot that they can't even point their finger in the general direction of.

      See? You're criticizing a theory that you don't even understand. Scientists can point to you the spot the Big Bang happened, exactly. So can I. It happened where I'm standing right now. At the exact spot that I'm standing. It also happened at the exact same spot you're standing. And at the exact center of the Andromeda galaxy. And exactly at whatever spot you pick at the edges of the milky way. Or any spot at all in the universe: Every spot in the universe is the center of the universe. The Big Bang isn't matter spreading into existing space. The space in which matter exists is expanding. Check out that video, it explains it really well.

      That does not mean that space was not infinitely large while at the same time infinitely small, its all a matter of perspective. Outside looking in, its infinitely small, inside looking out its infinitely large.

      This right there is the difference between speculation and scientific hypothesis. "Something that looks small from one perspective can look big from another perspective, so whose to say what's infinitely small or infinitely large" is hand-waving. Scientists don't do that. They tell you what they mean by small, and when. At roughly 10^-43 s after the Big Bang, the universe was 10^-35 m. That's the end of the Planck Epock. During the Inflationary Epoch, the universe grew to about 10 cm by 10^-32 s. These numbers are, admittedly by eve

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    10. Re:Let's just humour them by bjdevil66 · · Score: 0

      therefore around 4004 b.c.e.

      In my limited experience with the acronyms "BCE" and "CE", they're mostly used by atheist intellectuals that arrogantly mock religious types. They with the same fervor that uneducated fundamentalists proclaim that the Earth was created in 144 hours (a crazy idea that was probably simply due to a mistranslation that led to the word "day" being used in the Book of Genesis in their Bibles, but I digress). Their arrogant, "it's time we moved past the whole BC/AD thing since we know better," attitude is annoying as hell.

      The rest of the world usually uses the traditional "BC" and "AD".

      Dude - Let the whole politically correct BCE/CE thing go. It's embarrassing PC that's run amok. It's inefficient compared to BC/AD both technically (five letters vs. four) and culturally (how many people would you have to retrain?). Besides, if you're throwing out the whole religion thing, why stick with the year 2015 at all since it is based in Christian tradition? Why not go with a more efficient Jewish style calendar with no demarcating year, starting with some year you think human civilization started and throw out the acronym all together? That would make more sense and ultimately be the most sustainable year counter for the human race.

    11. Re:Let's just humour them by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the BC vs. BCE confusion.

    12. Re:Let's just humour them by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Everything is just speculation from unimaginative scientists who think they know what happened 14 billion years ago at some random spot that they can't even point their finger in the general direction of.

      Why would any scientist do that? They would merely point right here, just like any scientist anywhere else would. There is no center of the big bang, we are the center along with every other point.

      Note: We can't get an accurate police report 20 minutes after the event with 20 eye witnesses, but many are dead set that we KNOW what happened during the big bang. When you think about things like this, use your head and think about the police report.

      No, I don't think we have any clue what really happened during it, or even for a significant amount of time after it. But we have pretty solid evidence that it happened. The metric expansion of space is happening, and the CMB is there just like it should have been. It comes from all directions in space, just like it should have. It's the afterglow of the big bang. Bask in its beauty.

      Your skepticism seems borne of ignorance, and that's sad. Read up on it so you can at least be legitimately skeptical.

    13. Re:Let's just humour them by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're just used by academics, everywhere, period. Regardless of their beliefs. Science, a while ago, decided not to define itself in religious terms. I wouldn't take it so personally, because it's not. It's not militant atheism.

    14. Re:Let's just humour them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for the origin of the big bang, it is only a single point in the observable universe.

      No, no, no. The Big Bang was not an explosion emanating from a point. The Big Bang happened everywhere at once. It had no center.

      Then how did it expand?

    15. Re:Let's just humour them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before Commas and After Dots. It refers to when Julius Ceaser (ie Jesus Christ) stole the punctuation ideas of Cicero's slave Tiro to help in giving convincing speeches. Although punctuation existed beforehand, this was when it became popular ("classical latin"). After that it was much easier to read back things that were written down in different languages.

    16. Re:Let's just humour them by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

      Let's not think about the very moment the observable universe came to life. t=0 is a mathematical singularity and it messes things up.
      Instead we should go back in time and get closer and closer to t=0. If we consider the observable universe as a bubble inside the real, infinite universe, as we go back in time the bubble shrinks, like the rest of the universe. But shrinking something infinite doesn't make it less infinite, so in the end the observable universe will become smaller and smaller while the real universe will stay infinite. As we approach t=0, the observable universe will start to resemble a single point, but this point is still the entire observable universe, not a point inside it.

    17. Re:Let's just humour them by iris-n · · Score: 1

      Hum, I believe the problem is that most of the world is not christian, but they would still like to be able to refer to the year according to the Gregorian calendar, since it is almost universally used.

      AD is kinda heavy for non-christians; it means in full "Anno Domini Nostri Iesu Christi", or in english "In the Year of Our Lord Jesus Christ", so if you are very pedantic writing 2015 AD is actually a lie for them.

      What do you suggest the Chinese and Japanese to do, for example?

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    18. Re:Let's just humour them by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Considering how uninformed journalists are, it's not surprising that the nuance of 'know' versus 'reasonably confident based on evidence to date' is lost on them.

      Have you folks ever noticed on some of the whackier science shows, that when they get to parts that you know something about, how often they are just plain wrong?

      It's a pity when we have alot of the public thinking that "Ancient Aliens" is a science show.

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    19. Re:Let's just humour them by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      therefore around 4004 b.c.e.

      In my limited experience with the acronyms "BCE" and "CE", they're mostly used by atheist intellectuals that arrogantly mock religious types.

      Yup, your experience is pretty limited. The problem with Before/Christ, and AD (Anno Domini) is threefold, not th eleast that you have a before and after something, yet th before, is BC and the afterwards is AD, so there is a marked inconsistency. If we use BC, one might think either AC, or BD might be an appropriate reference.

      Another is that christians do not own the world. There are many people of many religions - or none at all - who are scientists, and it's quite a conceit for christians to demand that they refer to your religious value in their science.

      Then there is the entire idea of before Christ and after Christ. When exactly is that year and date? I can just about for certain assure you that it wasn't December 25th, and some dating puts it at around 4 B.C.E. or thereabouts. We'll assume for the sake of argument that he did exist. So there is a lot of ambiguity about the actual date, we were saddled with the stupid year 1 thing, and it just isn't at all precise.

      Their arrogant, "it's time we moved past the whole BC/AD thing since we know better," attitude is annoying as hell.

      Let me get this straight. I type B.C.E. and you fly into a spittle foaming rage to tell me that I am arrogant?

      You calling me arrogant is so amazingly hypocritical as to be astounding.

      You are so arrogant that you demand to force other people to bow to a religious construct that isn't consistent, or even has an actual verifiable Date. Kinda nice to have a date. And your arrogance has gone so far that you are not even capable of seeing it. You see arrogance in me, because that is your worldview. When you invent something, you can tell people how to use it. C.E. and therefore B.C.E., was coined a long time ago,, as in the 1600's, by Cheristians. Deal with it.

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    20. Re:Let's just humour them by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      What do you suggest the Chinese and Japanese to do, for example?

      Bow before their christian overlords.

      Maybe this can be an adjunct ot Fox News' Ware on Christmas meme.

      Athiests war on the God given Dating system

      They don't seem to know that the earliest use of Common Era was by Johannes Kepler in 1615.

      Anyone care to claim that Kepler was an arrogant atheist?

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    21. Re:Let's just humour them by iris-n · · Score: 1

      Humm, both did get royally fucked by christian powers. Still wasn't enough to get them to use AD, though ;p

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    22. Re:Let's just humour them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Climate change denialists, creationists, conservative fundamentalist Christians, and general environmental issues denialists (which pretty much overlap with the rest of them), all seem to understand and propagate this concept that scientists treat Science as a religion. It's like some sort of projection thing.

    23. Re:Let's just humour them by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      all seem to understand and propagate this concept that scientists treat Science as a religion. It's like some sort of projection thing.

      I think its the old adage of when your tool is a hammer, everything lookd like a nail. It's an inability to accept that everyone does not think in the same manner as they do. They cannot imagine not having a religion, so they likewise cannot imagine anyone imagining elsewise.

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    24. Re:Let's just humour them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jews think the year is 5775 and Muslims think it's year 1436. It's the fairy-tale types that are arrogant.

    25. Re:Let's just humour them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a requirement of science that you enumerate all of your assumptions, and quantify uncertainties whenever possible."

      I've been trying to explain this to people... people seem to know it, but paper after paper doesn't even attempt this.

  9. News? by WSOGMM · · Score: 1

    I don't mind reading blog posts on the medium, but this is really not news. You might as well have included this wikipedia article with the others you linked: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...

  10. Multiverse, somebody has it by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, who are the lucky bastards who get the Dolly Parton universe?

    1. Re:Multiverse, somebody has it by codeButcher · · Score: 2

      So, who are the lucky bastards who get the Dolly Parton universe?

      Presumably, those are the alternative slasdotters that are married to the opposite sex and don't live in the basement either.

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    2. Re:Multiverse, somebody has it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably, those are the alternative slasdotters that are married to the opposite sex and don't live in the basement either.

      Whilst there may be infinite possibilities, these are possibilities not impossibilities. (We're talking aleph0, not sqrt(-1)*aleph42).

    3. Re:Multiverse, somebody has it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the universe has a mean streak a mile wide?

    4. Re:Multiverse, somebody has it by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Blasphemy!

  11. - or we are just very small? by jandersen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The assumption of GR is that space/time can be described as a smooth manifold - a manifold being intuitively something like a beach ball, donut or similar. Smooth means that when you look at a piece of the manifold at a sufficiently small scale, it looks more and more flat; it really is that simple, what makes it hard is when you introduce the technical tools you need to make precise calculations. So, since we don't actually know the size of the universe, perhaps what we can measure is that we are looking at a much smaller scale than we imagined.

    But, some will say, how about the speed of light? The age of the universe is known, so if it started out in the big bang as a single point, it can only be a limited number of lightyears across, right? There are several things to say, that might rock that particular boat a little. Firstly, we don't know that the universe was just a single point in size - in fact, the way QM is interpreted, it seems reasonable to think it wasn't. Secondly, if inflation happened, the universe went through a phase when it expanded a lot faster than the speed of light. And thirdly, of course, the speed of light is only known to be the limit within what we know as vacuum in the space-time we observe now, it only limits how much of the universe we can see now; we have every reason to assume that there is a lot more of it than that.

    1. Re:- or we are just very small? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what we are saying is that if the universe is that flat the big bang looks unlikely. It's more likely a steady-state universe and some sort of 'edge effect' that makes it look like we had a big bang.

    2. Re:- or we are just very small? by vikingpower · · Score: 1

      You seem to be the victim of a rather common confusion. Only within spacetime, nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. But there is no known law of nature prohibiting the expansion of spacetime itself at any imaginable speed. To such expansions of spacetime, the speed of light is meaningless. This is even the basic principle behind the Alcubierre Drive.

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    3. Re:- or we are just very small? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but going around "correcting" people with a concept that relies on negative mass looks like the sort of certainty that reduces with increased understanding of a topic.
      Also, if space isn't curved then where are we getting all that background heat from? There's a vast amount of it, 3K just about everywhere needs a bit of warming up, and if it's not being bounced back at us then where is it coming from?

    4. Re:- or we are just very small? by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      The age of the universe is known, so if it started out in the big bang as a single point, it can only be a limited number of lightyears across, right?

      The Big Bang didn't happen at a single point.

    5. Re:- or we are just very small? by Livius · · Score: 1

      The Big Bang didn't happen at a single point.

      Well, actually we don't know that. That's an extrapolation based on math which breaks down if you get too close to the moment of the big bang. (If 'moment' is even the right word.)

    6. Re:- or we are just very small? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      a concept that relies on negative mass

      Faster than light expansion of space does not need negative mass. Basic expansion of space is like inertia, and results in a linear relationship between distance and velocity, (because the expansion is proportional to the distance between things).

      There's a vast amount of it, 3K just about everywhere needs a bit of warming up, and if it's not being bounced back at us then where is it coming from?

      It doesn't need to bounce from anywhere, it is just coming from far away. The Big Bang theory just gives that every place was previously very hot and dense in the past, so the CMB we see now came from points that now have a distance (i.e. the comoving distance) of 46 billion light years. Whether the universe is finite and expansion came from a single point, or it is infinite and expansion started from an infinite starting point too, doesn't change that.

    7. Re:- or we are just very small? by PvtVoid · · Score: 2

      The Big Bang didn't happen at a single point.

      Well, actually we don't know that. That's an extrapolation based on math which breaks down if you get too close to the moment of the big bang. (If 'moment' is even the right word.)

      No, we do know that, from the Cosmic Microwave Background. The early universe has been directly observed to be extremely homogeneous.

    8. Re:- or we are just very small? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't appear to be aware of inflationary theory, which was first postulated to solve precisely this problem (along with the abundance of monopoles, and the horizon problem), and which is also an inevitable consequence of a wide range of modified gravity models - any model that passes through an epoch in which the Lagrangian can be described as const + R + alpha R^2, which is anything that possesses a Taylor series with a quadratic term - given that that Lagranrian acts as an inflation. As it happens, that model was first studied by Starobinsky a good few years before Guth's (flawed) Higgs-based inflation, and is still actually the most favoured since it predicts unobservably low primordial gravitational waves.

      It doesn't mean "the big bang looks unlikely" and it *certainly* does not mean "it's more likely a steady-state universe and some sort of 'edge effect'" given that the latter is deeply disfavoured by every observation that can differentiate between the big bang and steady state. It means that a big bang without some sort of inflation is very problematic. Fortunately, while there are numerous candidates for one or more inflatons in high energy physics, we still have the fallback of an R^2 inflation, and the whole thing looks very natural and very generic. Observations currently cannot differentiate between R^2 inflation and particle models. It's possible (indeed likely) that both occurred, in which case the important question is in which order, since by its nature only the last of the inflations would leave significant observable consequences.

    9. Re:- or we are just very small? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      We do know that. The CMBR demonstrates thatvery fact.

      The Big Bang was not an explosion. It had no epicenter. The entire universe; including space itself, expanded.

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    10. Re:- or we are just very small? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The early universe has been directly observed to be extremely homogeneous.

      The cosmic microwave background was formed when the universe cooled enough to no longer be opaque to light, and estimated to have happened several thousand years after the big bang. That is not a direct observation of the hundred thousand years before the CMB formed.

      The CMB and Big Bang theory are both consistent with a finite universe that expanded out of a single point, and an infinite universe that expanded from a previously infinitely large universe. There is no way to distinguish this with current observations, especially if results keep coming back that the universe is very flat.

    11. Re:- or we are just very small? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      No, we do know that, from the Cosmic Microwave Background. The early universe has been directly observed to be extremely homogeneous.

      No, we really don't know that. The CMB is exactly the proof you're looking for. If all of its photons were emitted when space itself was very, very small, and space is now very, very big, it would indeed appear very homogeneous, and very very redshifted. The only real argument against it happening at a single point is that QED says that just doesn't work for them- but then again, they've always hated singularities, and I somewhat agree with them. But they're not arguing that it didn't happen at nearly a single point.

    12. Re:- or we are just very small? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      No cosmologist thinks the universe was just a single point in size. This is an error in how the big bang is explained to the public. Also, it is error-prone to try to compare the rate of expansion of the universe to the speed of light. These things are not comparable. The expansion of the universe is a scaling of the universe. For example, in one second, 1 meter becomes 2 meters. Then 1 parsec becomes 2 parsecs. You can't compare this to a speed. 1 meter going to 2 meters in one second is a lot slower than the speed of light, but 1 parsec going to 2 parsecs in one second is a lot faster. These refer to the same rate of expansion.

    13. Re:- or we are just very small? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add to the other reply, *nothing* in modern cosmology relies on negative mass. Where did you get that idea? A lot of it relies on matter that violates the weak energy condition - meaning that for some definition of "pressure" it has negative *pressure* - but fuck it there's a lot of things that violate the weak energy condition without any issues. All you need is a Robertson-Walker spacetime and a scalar field and that's your weak energy condition violated. Doddle.

    14. Re:- or we are just very small? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it's from the reference to the Alcubierre Drive. The summary on Wikipedia (which is what 99% of slashdotters know of the drive) states that it requires negative mass.

    15. Re:- or we are just very small? by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? Maybe everything in the universe shrunk.

      If *everything* expanded then surely it shouldn't look any different.

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    16. Re:- or we are just very small? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does? I might have to amend that one

    17. Re:- or we are just very small? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Where did you get that idea?

      It's a pity you did not look up the Alcubierre Drive he refers to before foaming at the mouth on his behalf.

    18. Re:- or we are just very small? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect he confused the weak and strong energy conditions.

    19. Re:- or we are just very small? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What the previous AC said:

      To add to the other reply, *nothing* in modern cosmology relies on negative mass.

      While the Alcubierre drive is an an example of FTL allowed by GR (well, with a long list of consequences that may make it impractical if not impossible) it is not relevant in particular to cosmology. Picking on the negative mass requirement is missing the point. It is like if someone tries to make the dots on a balloon analogy to expansion, and then saying you should confuse people by using a concept that relies on the universe being made of latex.

  12. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost as if we are living in a holographic universe that is nothing but a three dimensional waveform of a two dimensional object. Oh that's right, that's what we are doing.

    1. Re:Wow by Livius · · Score: 2

      I've always wondered...

      How is a 3-D project of a 2-D universe different from an intrinsically 3-D universe? How would you tell the difference? And would you care?

    2. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Certain phenomenon could be different, such as the ratio of a blackhole's circumference to its mass.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a 3-D project of a 2-D universe different from an intrinsically 3-D universe?

      The former is what people think the holographic principle says and the latter is what it actually involves?

      The holographic principle doesn't say the universe is inherently fewer dimensions than it looks like, only that the information that is needed to describe the universe fits on a lower dimensional surface.

      An analogy would be electromagnetism, where if you know the electric or magnetic field on a closed surface, you have all of the information needed to calculate the fields within that surface. The world is still inherently 3D under electromagnetism (e.g. 1/r^2 instead of 1/r). Things that get frequently labeled holographic principle like cft/ads equivalence show a physics problem of on type (e.g. a GR problem) is equivalent o a different problem of a different number of dimensions (e.g. a field theory problem).

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well let's say you are a 2D being and there is a 3D rod intersecting your space. You will only see the width of the object. If you are a 3D being and a 4D object intersects your space you will only see a sphere. Going back in time you will see 2D space what about forward? Can we observe 4D space?

  13. So inflation is now a fact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If cosmic inflation is now a fact, then what was the big deal about this?

  14. Just like your mom. by o_ferguson · · Score: 0

    n/t

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  15. Kansas ?? Surely.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..the author meant

    Flatter than Keira Knightley in a sports bra !

  16. Re:So flat its PERFECTLY flat, except... maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Through the law of large numbers the two options seemed to be perfectly flat or perfectly round. We should just simulate it in StarLogo and go with whatever the turtles tell us.

  17. Turtles by toygeek · · Score: 0

    All the way down...

    1. Re:Turtles by Livius · · Score: 1

      Are all the turtles flat, or just the first one?

  18. theoretical solution by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When you combine time cube theory with electric universe theory you get a cubic universe plus an electric clock. The cubic universe is flat (in the cosmological sense), so if the two underlying theories are correct then the universe diverges from flatness by the amount of one electric clock.

    However, pedantically speaking, that's "plus one electric clock per universe". So in the case of a multiverse, the theorem only indicates the average. But with judicious application of the Central Limit Theorem, the Pauli Exclusion Principle, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, and a line of reasoning left as an exercise for the reader, we can confidently conclude the universe is probably approximately flat, for definitions of "confidently", "conclude", "the universe", "is", "probably", "approximately", "flat", and "definitions" which remain to be derived from first principles.

    Read more about it on my blog, Starts with a Bump on the Head, which, as you may have guessed from the title, is written in atrophic dactylic tetrameter, like all good cosmological monographs and comic books.

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    1. Re:theoretical solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so if the two underlying theories are correct *** then

      *** The exact point where you make a fatal mistake in your reasoning.

    2. Re:theoretical solution by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      Read more about it on my blog, Starts with a Bump on the Head, which, as you may have guessed from the title, is written in atrophic dactylic tetrameter, like all good cosmological monographs and comic books.

      i couldn't understand the jargon, but love the pictures

    3. Re:theoretical solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. HTH, HAND.

    4. Re:theoretical solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhaa "insightful"

      fuck slashdot, if this technobabble and cack-handed bullshit can be modded "insightful" then you all deserve each other

    5. Re:theoretical solution by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      You've made a mistake, I combined those things and got a wind-up alarm clock plus one universe. Hence my superior theory of Intelligent Winder Design, and a better way to jerk off in this universe.

  19. X and Y and T? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like this idea. Three dimensions only. X and Y for area and T for time to stretch it out. Simple, no?

  20. Re:Kansas ?? Surely.... by pspahn · · Score: 1

    The most meaningful discussion this post generated was one regarding the flatness of the state of Kansas.

    With all due respect to Ms Knightly, her lack of buxomness while exercising is about the least interesting thing to discuss at this point.

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  21. Re:Kansas ?? Surely.... by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    No, it isn't. I like flat- or small-chested women. The only US-American girlfriend I ever had, was as flat-chested as Kansas' plains, and she was smokin' hot. Morale of this tale: flat is beautiful; the universe being flat, it is beautiful.

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  22. Big bang? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this fitting with Big Bang? Should not a round universe be shaped?

    1. Re:Big bang? by mean+pun · · Score: 1

      How is this fitting with Big Bang? Should not a round universe be shaped?

      If you spill a drop of coffee on a piece of paper, the stain will expand to form a circle. The paper is still flat or otherwise an elliptic or otherwise non-circular stain would have formed.

    2. Re:Big bang? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kept my paper flat, but I tilted it at an angle and got an ellipse...
       
      /nitpicking (I guess having an outside source of gravity doesn't figure into your analogy)

  23. Re: Kansas ?? Surely.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't about flat but I'm a small boob man. Most size b are too much for me and I hate the big fake boobs more than anything else. I can't understand the attraction of big boobs at all. They look gross and become knee shooters when a lady gets older. Give me a nice pair of small firm boobs anytime.

  24. A flat universe is not conclusion of the article by madsenj37 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The universe is all of space and time. We have not observed/measured/etc. most of the universe yet to determine its shape. The parts of the universe we have observed are flat. Until we observe more of the universe, we will not know if the universe is flat or not.

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  25. An explanation: The universe is a hologram by Saysys · · Score: 2

    Here's an explanation: The universe is a hologram

  26. Re:A flat universe is not conclusion of the articl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > This glass of water does not contain any whales.
    > I got it from the ocean, therefore the ocean does not contain any whales.

    This is the logic you are trying to represent.

    The problem is, that as far as can be determined, what we have observed, is all that mankind will ever reasonably be able to observe on this matter.
    So unlike the glass of water above, its like observing 99% of the lake and finding no lochness monster, then concluding there is no lochness monster.

  27. Re:So flat its PERFECTLY flat, except... maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's turtles all the way down!

  28. And Then ? by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Since we apparently have a seriously large system that is flat what are the forces that would cause a flat universe to perpetuate itself? Rotation might offer an explanation but there is also the notion that some force pressing from the top and another force pressing from below might cause a flat universe. Let the speculation begin! If the universe is like a flat sea can the universe cascade over the edge?

    1. Re:And Then ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we apparently have a seriously large system that is flat what are the forces that would cause a flat universe to perpetuate itself? Rotation might offer an explanation but there is also the notion that some force pressing from the top and another force pressing from below might cause a flat universe. Let the speculation begin! If the universe is like a flat sea can the universe cascade over the edge?

      You have completely misunderstood what they mean by "flat" in this context.

  29. Examining explosions in a vacuum by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

    You'd think based on what we know about smaller scale explosions that the universe would be spherical, but even explosions in a vacuum aren't perfectly spherical. The shape of the shrapnel field and gasses depends on exactly how the explosion occurs. Until we know how dark matter and dark energy affect regular matter and energy with respect to accelerating it there's no obvious way to determine what the shape of the universe would be 13+ billion years after its creation. Subtle imperfections in the initial, generally spherical, shape of the universe might be amplified by their interaction with dark matter and energy, resulting in the initial sphere becoming highly irregular as it expands in size.

    I think the question could be attacked from two sides. We can examine the current shape of the universe (shitty, because we can only see what is possibly just a small piece of it which may prove insufficient to extrapolate an accurate bigger picture) and ask, "If it looks like this now, what must it have looked like in the beginning," or we can attempt to understand through mathematics and theory what happened in the beginning and then extrapolate what it must look like now. Either way, I don't think we'll have a generally-agreed-upon answer anytime soon. Dark matter/energy is a giant hole in our understanding of how/why things move in the universe, so first thing first, figure that one out then worry about the size and shape of the universe.

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    1. Re:Examining explosions in a vacuum by cjameshuff · · Score: 2

      What we know about explosions at any scale tells us nothing about the Big Bang, which was not an explosion.

    2. Re:Examining explosions in a vacuum by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

      What we know about explosions at any scale tells us nothing about the Big Bang, which was not an explosion.

      The Big Bang was an expansion of space, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's not useful to consider similarities between explosions and expansions. The fact that matter and energy in the universe are not perfectly uniform and symmetrical is evidence that the Big Bang, even the singularity itself if there was one, was not uniform or symmetrical. If it was then there had to be an outside influence creating the asymmetry.

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    3. Re:Examining explosions in a vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that matter and energy in the universe are not perfectly uniform and symmetrical is evidence that the Big Bang, even the singularity itself if there was one, was not uniform or symmetrical.

      Not really. The inhomogeneity is consistent with the current idea that it was originally homogenous and only became inhomogeneous later due to random fluctuations from quantum mechanics. There is no requirement for an external source of inhomogeneity.

    4. Re:Examining explosions in a vacuum by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

      I don't think randomness truly exists; otherwise I'd agree with that. I don't think things behave because they "want" to. There's either an outside influence or they continue as expected.

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    5. Re:Examining explosions in a vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're kind of stuck with thinking that outside influence continues to this day, as we're left with the same type of randomness today, even in lab experiments, or some sort of determinism.

    6. Re:Examining explosions in a vacuum by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

      Guilty as charged. :) I think randomness is the result of interactions we can't observe, that's it's an illusion we're generally more than happy to accept. I don't let it ruin my day or anything (I love the idea of free will and all), but my intuition tells me deep inside that it's probably not so. A shame our lifespans are so short, as it would be terribly interesting to see what science a few hundred years from now would have to say about it.

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  30. Re:A flat universe is not conclusion of the articl by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The universe is all of space and time. We have not observed/measured/etc. most of the universe yet to determine its shape. The parts of the universe we have observed are flat. Until we observe more of the universe, we will not know if the universe is flat or not.

    Unless they say otherwise, if you hear physicists talking about the "Universe" they're probably talking about the observable universe.

  31. That was gravitational waves from inflation by grimJester · · Score: 2

    That article and many others missed the point. What they thought they'd seen was evidence for gravitational waves during inflation. There are lots of other reasons to believe inflation happened.

  32. Re: Kansas ?? Surely.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naa. Great huge hooters. Go for the big blubber bags. (And leave those nice small firm boobs for me. - 'Scuze me, is it getting warm in here?)

  33. Would that help me ? by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

    Does that mean I cannot blame anymore the space curvature for me being overweight ?

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  34. Shitpost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >science.slashdot.com

  35. Re:A flat universe is not conclusion of the articl by AxeTheMax · · Score: 2

    The problem is, that as far as can be determined, what we have observed, is all that mankind will ever reasonably be able to observe on this matter. So unlike the glass of water above, its like observing 99% of the lake and finding no lochness monster, then concluding there is no lochness monster.

    What we have observed is what we can observe, and it may be all that we can ever observe. It does not mean that there is nothing else that can affect us. A better example is of someone stuck in a little cove, observing the ocean from that viewpoint, hence seeing only a fraction of it. As far as that person is concerned there need be nothing else anywhere.

  36. universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, how do you like Gods handiwork?

  37. Re:Kansas ?? Surely.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Breasts are just enlarged sweat glands that exude a fatty sweat. Seriously, that's all they are. They can be nice or unpleasant or anywhere in between to look at, but what makes them special for us homo sapiens are the contexts within we are watching them. On a stripper, "Good fun". On a woman we fancy, "Woohoo!". On a woman who fancies us? THAT'S where they become beautiful.

    But they're otherwise just sacks of fatty sweats under a gland. Just like kissing someone is sucking one end of a tube half full of shit.

    When you think about it that way, you realise it isn't the mere object you're interested in, it's the social context of personal interaction and co-dependent involvement that makes you like boobies and kissing.

  38. It was further determined... by SailorSpork · · Score: 1

    ...that the flat universe is being supported by 4 elephants, and that these elephants in turn are standing on the back of a giant turtle, who is cruising the quantum realm between universes looking for quantum fish and insects to eat.

  39. Why is this a medium blog post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing in that blog post was new. It presents no new observations. The universe was not recently discovered to be flatter than previously though.

  40. "And that, My Liege..." by nswb · · Score: 1

    "And that, My Liege, is how we know the universe to be banana shaped"

  41. Flatter than Kansas? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which means it's probably even flatter than Kansas.

    The band or the state?

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  42. Kansas is 9th Flattest State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Native Kansan here. There are actually several states flatter including Florida, Texas, and North Dakota:

    http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/03/science-several-us-states-led-by-florida-are-flatter-than-a-pancake/284348/

  43. Flat does not imply infinite. by laughingman4929 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A mathematical note: Tori can be flat.

    If the universe (and here we are talking about the large spacetime structure, not any of the weird tiny compactified extra string dimension stuff) is globally flat, it can still have the structure of a torus.

    The torus when viewed as a 2 dimensional space in 3 dimensions, is not flat-- it has some positively curved parts (think the outer edge of the donut) and some negatively curved portions (think the saddle like regions on the inner ring of the torus.) However, the total curvature (when I sum up all contributing curvatures) on the torus is zero. This is related to a mathematical fact that the total curvature of any surface is given by a topological quantity called the genus. In simpler terms, no matter how I deform the torus, the sum of the curvature will be zero. This is very different from the sphere, whose total curvature is always 2\pi.

    So, a flat universe would imply that we cannot live on a 4 sphere, because such objects must always have at least some positive curvature. However, there are examples of tori that have no curvature.

    In the 2 dimensional case, it is best to see this from the ``Pac-Man'' perspective. The pacman game is played on a flat surface, and whenever you head off the top of the screen, you arrive at the bottom, and whenever you go off the left side of the screen you wind up on the right hand side. This describes a possible shape for the universe, and this shape is the torus! To see this, imagine that you took the playing field, and glue the top and bottom sides together. That would give you a cylinder. Taking the left and right sides and gluing them together would give you a torus. Now that we believe the pacman game is played on a torus, notice that the original interpretation was a flat surface. So , there is a flat representation of the torus.

    To avoid some confusion and people trying to draw flat tori in 3 dimensional space, it can't be done. Every surface viewed in 3 dimensional space will necessarily have some positive curvature around its maximal value. Sorry folks!

    In fact, of all the 2 dimensional (compact) surfaces, the only one that has a flat representation is the torus. So, if the universe is compact (and 2 dimensional, which seems unlikely,) there is hope for a Pacman world.

    1. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by lgw · · Score: 1

      There are apparently a large number of flat closed* topologies for 3D space, each of which would show a different sort of repeating pattern in the CMBR - some quite subtle. I think in the 90s and early 2000s there was a group of cosmologists cataloging hundreds of possible universe topologies, open and closed, and what each would look like in the CMBR. As the detailed CMBR data came in, none of that was found. Poor cosmologists - the work is valuable in showing they were wrong, but you don't build a great career on that.

      *I can't keep the technical jargon straight, but whatever word means "there exists some maximum distance which no two points on this manifold can exceed"

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    2. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by laughingman4929 · · Score: 1

      Ah Interesting-- Sorry, I seemed to have missed bullet point one in your original post. If we lived in a closed 3D space, and were able to observe the whole thing, then we would see some sort of repeating pattern in the CMBR. That's really interesting (and cool that somebody has looked into this!)

      I guess I don't know enough about what cosmologists mean by ``flat.'' There are different kinds of flatness, and they have different interpretations.

      For instance, if you wanted to look at a surface, and just assign a single number to each point to describe the curvature, then things like cylinders are flat.
      If you take the General-relativity definition of flat, then I would believe (although, I don't really know!) there are a lot of manifolds which are Ricci-flat.
      If you take the curvature to be zero (in the curvature tensor sense), then there are only a few closed manifolds which are flat (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F... for all 6 examples in dimension 3)

    3. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      The problem with a torus is that it is not isotropic. So we probably don't live in one.

    4. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      If we assume that the universe is spatially isotropic (which implies homogeneous), it really cuts down on the possible shapes. If we assume it is also orientable (which only matters if our universe is finite), then there really are only a few options. As far as I know, these are: infinite flat Euclidean space, positively curved finite 3-sphere (3d analog of a normal sphere which is just the surface of a ball), and negatively curved infinite hyperbolic space.

      I think the universe must be orientable because there is experimental evidence of CP symmetry breaking. Which means if the universe is nonorientable, it must flip charge, parity, and time or disagree with experiment. Hard to see how time can become flipped by making a trip around the universe, with homogeneity and the second law of thermodynamics being held everywhere.

      It seems like the easy answer is an infinite flat space, but the problem is that an infinite universe also seems infinitely unlikely in some weird metaphysical sense (not a rigorous thought pattern). Perhaps isotropy is broken at large scales. After all, time has a preferred direction; why not space?

    5. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by lgw · · Score: 1

      oops: *universe topologies, flat and curved

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    6. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If we assume that the universe is spatially isotropic (which implies homogeneous"

      To be utterly, needlessly pedantic, no it doesn't. As I think you're well aware, you're meaning isotropic around every point. If a spacetime is isotropic around every point, then it is homoegenous. "Spatially isotropic" doesn't really mean much and it's very well worth noting that the CMB (and, these days, galactic surveys) demonstrate that the universe is isotropic around the Earth - that alone doesn't mean that the universe is actually homogeneous and isotropic without the additional assumption that the universe is ("on average", for what that means) the same in every location.

      There are cosmological models that are isotropic but inhomogeneous, such as LTB cosmologies. These can be entirely in line with observation, for particular sets of parameters. (The perturbation theories are also quite entertaining to work with.) There are also cosmological models that are homogeneous but anisotropic, such as the range of Bianchi models. These can also be entirely in line with observation (and the perturbation theories can again be fun to work with, although a bit more similar to standard cosmological perturbation theory.)

    7. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cosmology is based on GR so the GR definition is the relevant one. A Ricci-flat surface is not necessarily Riemann-flat (although the converse obviously holds and a Riemann-flat spacetime is automatically Ricci-flat. An interesting thing to note is that the Ricci tensor is built from the trace of the Riemann(-Christoffel) tensor and determines the coupling of spacetime to matter. We can then clearly have a situation where the Ricci tensor is vanishing, but the off-trace components of the Riemann tensor are not. Those components describe the non-local aspects of the gravitational field, such as the gravitational radiation and the tidal effects, and can be split into something called the Weyl tensor if one so chooses).

      Anyway, the complication is that cosmology is also inherently built on a 3+1 split, and the "flatness" typically referred to in cosmology is that of the 3-surfaces. So in this context, if the universe is "flat" it implies that the 3-Ricci scalar of the 3-surfaces is zero -- the 4-Ricci scalar, on the other hand, depends on time derivatives of the scale factor (and is ultimately governed by the extrinsic curvature of the surfaces, or how they're embedded in the 4-d spacetimes).

    8. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by lgw · · Score: 1

      I think the universe must be orientable because there is experimental evidence of CP symmetry breaking. Which means if the universe is nonorientable, it must flip charge, parity, and time or disagree with experiment. Hard to see how time can become flipped by making a trip around the universe, with homogeneity and the second law of thermodynamics being held everywhere.

      Can you explain this more? By a "trip around the universe" do you mean in the sense of a trip around a Mobius strip? As the universe is seeming growing too fast to allow that, I'm not sure you can argue from that. Or are you thinking of some experiment that some high-tech culture could actually perform?

      We consistently find that our extrapolations about the universe from experiments we can perform don't turn out to agree with new data when we get to it (and thank goodness, or science would be "done" and how boring would that be?).

      BTW, did you know recent observations imply large-scale structures that are really too large to be consistent with "homogeneity at sufficient scale"? 10B LY or so now, though I'm not sure how far along that is in terms of certainty of measurement.

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    9. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the 2 dimensional case, it is best to see this from the ``Pac-Man'' perspective. The pacman game is played on a flat surface, and whenever you head off the top of the screen, you arrive at the bottom, and whenever you go off the left side of the screen you wind up on the right hand side.

      Sorry to nitpick, but you can't go off the top or bottom of the scren in "Pac-Man."

      I propose the "Asteroids" perspective as an alternative.

    10. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      We can't actually take a trip around the universe. I'm talking about a thought experiment in which you mathematically translate some position around the universe. In a Mobius strip, you flip around when you go around the universe. Since you never cross a boundary while going around the Mobius universe, the laws of physics must stay the same as you go around, so the laws of physics have to be independent of parity.

      Of course we don't know that the universe doesn't have boundaries. It's just a reasonable guess. And, yes, we don't know the universe is homogeneous. Some of the conjectures for the shape of space, like the Picard horn, aren't homogenous at all.

    11. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ah, I get what you're saying, thanks.

      I find the large-scale structures fascinating myself, as it starts to seem like the universe is in some way older than the big bang - inflation can paper-over the uniformity of temperature, but that's already a stretch without adding structures that shouldn't have had time to form. The idea "before the big bang" starts to seem sensible, as in the very early universe having been interacting since before the singularity. (Penrose has one model for this, if not perhaps a convincing one, in his cyclic cosmology, but it's at least one example of making rigorous sense of the concept.)
       

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    12. Re:Flat does not imply infinite. by lgw · · Score: 1

      The top and bottom of the screen are the time axis, naturally. :)

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  44. Re:A flat universe is not conclusion of the articl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By "flat" they mean "spatially flat".

  45. Flatter than Paris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists have also determined that the universe also is flatter than Paris, but not flatter than Paris Hilton.

  46. Universe is Flatish ... Probably by ememisya · · Score: 1

    Well, measuring CMB for the curvature of the Universe is a bit like trying to guess the shape of a really large body of water, while underwater, by measuring the vibrations caused by the fish swimming in that same water. Basically, not enough data to truly conclude. However, NASA to the rescue! We'll probably know for sure by 2034 ish http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...

    1. Re:Universe is Flatish ... Probably by daniel23 · · Score: 1

      !NASA, ESA.

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  47. Re:A flat universe is not conclusion of the articl by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    We can see almost all the observable universe, from now until just a few hundred million years after the big bang. In other words, we can see most of the universe that there will ever be to see.

  48. Re:A flat universe is not conclusion of the articl by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    It's called inductive reasoning. And it's the basis of all science.

  49. Curved in what? by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    Seriously I don't get it, are they saying there are more dimensions?

    The article shows images of 2d things being wrapped around 3d things. So are they not saying by extension that our 3d universe is potentially wrapped in more dimensions, otherwise how could it be anything other than 3d.

    And a 2d universe can't bend because it is a f**king 2d universe otherwise it wouldn't be a ruddy 2d universe it'd be a 3d universe.

    This sh*t doesn't make any sense.

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    1. Re:Curved in what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The surface of a sphere is still a 2D surface, and all of the properties of it work the same regardless of whether it is actually embedded in a 3D space, or is just a 2D surface with specific connections between different points.

  50. Principia Mathematica and unprovable truths. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "Infinite" in actualized physical terms is meaningless

    Set theory is the basic logic maths is built on, it didn't change much for over 2000yrs. About a century ago people like Cantor, Godel, Russell, and many others started looking at set theory and infinities. The line of enquiry culminated with Godel's incompleteness theorem showing that any and every set of things is dependent on something else outside the set, add what is outside the set and you still have something else outside the new set. Godel's discovery that maths is "incomplete" (contains unprovable truths) destroyed what Russell and others had been trying to do with their Principia Mathematica- show that all mathematical truths can be mechanically derived from a set of fundamental axioms (Newton's "clockwork universe").

    In other words Godel discovered that (maths says) the Universe (with a capital U) is "turtles all the way down" (and up).

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    1. Re:Principia Mathematica and unprovable truths. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people around here keep acting like Godel's incompleteness theory has implications for the universe and physics, when it does not. It does not prevent the universe from being described by a finite number of laws and be completely self consistent from within. In math, you can always create extensions and have free range for creating unusual corner cases, while the physical universe is usually much more constrained.

    2. Re:Principia Mathematica and unprovable truths. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Self consistent" is not the same as "complete".

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    3. Re:Principia Mathematica and unprovable truths. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      described by a finite number of laws

      So where did that finite set of physical laws come from? - The incompleteness theorem is a mathematical description of the question "who created god".

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  51. Re:A flat universe is not conclusion of the articl by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    No, it literally does mean that nothing else can affect us. If we are affected, we can observe these effects.

  52. But not as flat as... by robbiedo · · Score: 1

    ..Keira Knightley

  53. Re:A flat universe is not conclusion of the articl by AxeTheMax · · Score: 1

    If we are affected, we can observe these effects.

    Agreed.

    No, it literally does mean that nothing else can affect us.

    Absolutely not. We know only what we have observed and deduced in the limited life of the human race. Other things that we have not observed or deduced yet will emerge. But until they do, we don't know that they are there.

  54. well... if we think of the big bang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well... if we think of the big bang as the explosion of a giant sun or star... containing all our matter in this universe....
    then yes... the most matter was in the middle of this star exploding in all directions..... but as the most matter whas
    on the middle plane,

    and if it was a star exploding, the lighting in this universe was taken over by different suns, not the exploded blackhole that no longer sheds light.

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  55. But is it flatter than a minecraft world? by Keybounce · · Score: 1

    After all, we know minecraft is smoother than a bowling ball at the scale of the earth. If you expand minecraft out to the scale of the universe, which is flatter?

  56. 3 dimensions in a flat universe? by doccus · · Score: 1

    Now I've heard it all. Precisely where does the third dimension .. er.. fit, then?

  57. 2D is already imaginative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing is dimensionless, "its" dimensionless only until we are able to measure "it" in a fine enough resolution.

  58. I have a funny feeling... by sethrosen · · Score: 1

    That in about 100 years Cosmologists will be laughing at the fact that we thought the universe was flat.