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Prenda's Old Copyright Trolls Are Suing People Again

New submitter Hokan writes: Paul Hansmeier and John Steele, formerly of Prenda, are suing again. Each have started nonprofits, in Minnesota and Illinois, claiming to defend disabled people, and they are suing small businesses for ADA violations. You may recall that a District Court judge issued sanctions against Prenda for their attempts to file copyright suits against a broad swath of internet users. Their new practices take a similar tack: sue a small business and generously offer to collect a settlement somewhat lower than the amount it would cost to to make changes to their establishment. A new group is fighting back by creating "an access audit for local businesses, allowing them to develop a plan to fix ADA issues and potentially to ward off litigation."

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  1. Disbar. by Great+Big+Bird · · Score: 1

    They are due for being disbarred.

    1. Re:Disbar. by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately, what they're doing is (well, at least technically) legal, so disbarment is not much of an option. :(

      Now a hit man or two on the other hand...

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    2. Re:Disbar. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given that they're all probably not disabled, I'm wondering what grounds they have to sue in the first place. But that's why they offer a "settlement" that's less than the cost to defend the suit, so the case never sees the inside of a courtroom. In effect, though, they're using the legal system to extort money out of people and depending on the particulars, that may qualify under RICO statutes. In theory, they might actually be breaking the law.

    3. Re:Disbar. by slashmydots · · Score: 1, Funny

      I want to take dis bar right here and bash them in the legs with it until they're actually disabled

    4. Re:Disbar. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      One would hope this would be the case, but the BSA has been operating under similar conditions for decades now...

      Well, similar-enough, anyway. The BSA would use the same mechanisms - demand that a victim company submit to an expensive audit/"true-up" session, and would then start litigation if ignored or refused.

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    5. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Technically legal" is too low a standard. An attorney can lose his license for any number of violations of ethics, not just of the law.

    6. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. This is lawyer we are talking about.

      "But Eric Wong, who uses a wheelchair and is one of DSA’s four members, "

      Now the question does he live in that area? My guess is it's either address on paper or temporary cheap housing

    7. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BSA is funded voluntarily by software companies which grant the BSA the right to audit and sue on their behalf.

      It is not clear if a group of disabled American's or advocacy groups for the disabled have similarly empowered Paul Hansmeier and John Steele.

    8. Re:Disbar. by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, what they're doing is (well, at least technically) legal, so disbarment is not much of an option. :(

      Not disbarred for this, disbarred for their previous shenanigans. .

    9. Re:Disbar. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is malicious prosecution. They're setting settlement lower than cost, meaning they're not confident they can win a high-cost lawsuit. If they ever initiate prosecution, it's straight malicious prosecution; holding the threat and strategically avoiding prosecution is coercion and legal racketeering, possibly criminal directly under the RICO act, supported by pattern behavior which indicates that they believe their activities constitute malicious prosecution.

      In other words: they're generating circumstantial evidence enough to demonstrate malicious intent and abuse of the legal system in court. A good prosecuting lawyer can raise a lawsuit here and argue, legally, that these people are intentionally avoiding entanglement in an actual lawsuit, and so believe themselves to be pursuing a criminal action, and are avoiding that action but using the threat as leverage for racketeering--they are attempting to extort a broad base of victims for money through illegal abuse of the courts.

    10. Re:Disbar. by blackjackshellac · · Score: 2

      The only thing that will act as a deterrent is the death penalty (I am normally against the use of the DP but I will make an exception with these psychopaths).

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    11. Re:Disbar. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 2

      I missed that. His disability would change my assumptions.

    12. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, what they're doing is (well, at least technically) legal, so disbarment is not much of an option. :(

      It appears to be very unethical, which is grounds for disbarment.

    13. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, that's the kind of solution that is itself perilous, because it can, and has been used against any number of troublemakers.

      Heck, these kinds of suits are what make many people want to shut down the whole tort system.

      Yet what would that do?

    14. Re:Disbar. by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Informative

      Given that they're all probably not disabled, I'm wondering what grounds they have to sue in the first place.

      I would imagine that most lawyers that file legitimate ADA lawsuits aren't disabled. They file them on behalf of someone who is. From the article:
      Hansmeier registered the Disability Support Alliance in Minnesota in July 2014 and listed himself as the nonprofit's agent. Its members, all of whom live with a disability, include Wong, of Minneapolis, and three Marshall residents.

      He's finding disabled people who get paid to complain, creating the "legitimacy" of the ADA complaint. According to the article, Minnesota in their infinite wisdom made it possible for a plaintiff to file criminal misdemeanor charges against someone for ADA violations with penalties up to 90 days in jail and up to a $1000 fine.

      The goal should always be about accessibility to all, not making money through settlements because of inconvenience. Only the most egregious cases of non-compliance should result in any criminal charges, and even then it shouldn't be done on the behalf of the filing plaintiff.

    15. Re:Disbar. by Firethorn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I remember reading a case, I think it was in Reader's Digest, where a Lawyer was 'touring' through small towns, then suing their main streets(more precisely, all the businesses on said main street) for ADA violations, doing much the same as presented in this article.

      Despite being in a wheelchair, I believe he did end up being disbarred from the practice. What happened to him is that he did it enough that the towns found each other, formed a group, and basically caught the dude lying. As a lawyer representing himself, what could be considered 'mistakes' added up to him not doing 'due diligence'.

      For example, he sued a hardware store for not having a wheelchair ramp. Yet said hardware store had had such a ramp for decades before he came by. Once this was noticed, they started going through his claims, collated from the various lawsuits, and started noting up discrepancies. For example, him suing a store for not being accessible inside - when the store had been closed when he supposedly visited due to illness by the owner/operator. Basically, they figured out that he stayed in the hotel for a couple days, then sued everybody on the street, without having actually attempted to patronize their business. A number of businesses actually had accommodations for him - he would have simply had to ask, which is very much allowed under the ADA.

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    16. Re:Disbar. by ne0n · · Score: 1

      They are due for being disbarred.

      ...and disabled. I bet Tonya Harding could use the dough.

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    17. Re:Disbar. by SpankiMonki · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but wouldn't Eric Wong have to show that he was negatively impacted by the defendant in order to have standing in such a suit? Did he try to bowl at Marshall Bowl and couldn't? TFA doesn't seem to have any info on this.

    18. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In effect, though, they're using the legal system to extort money out of people and depending on the particulars, that may qualify under RICO statutes.

      I believe RICO requires threat of violence (or, of course, actual violence) as one of the elements to support extortion. (I looked into it once WRT to car insurance company's fraudulent actions use to intimidate accident victims.)

    19. Re:Disbar. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      ...and disabled. I bet Tonya Harding could use the dough.

      I'm not sure. Tonya Harding has been showing up on that Worlds Dumbest TV show for years. That must pay pretty well to have that associated with your name.

      Yes, for the record I do watch that show every now and then. Some times it is entertaining to watch some drunk redneck jump a beer truck on a riding mower.

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    20. Re:Disbar. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      IANAL but I thought any type of coercion would qualify. Threatening people with an expensive lawsuit if they didn't pay seems to me to violate at least the spirit of the law.

    21. Re:Disbar. by disposable60 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The technical word for this is Barratry and is a debarring offense.

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    22. Re:Disbar. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      "Technically legal" is too low a standard. An attorney can lose his license for any number of violations of ethics, not just of the law.

      Lawyer ethics. there's an oxymoron for you.

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    23. Re:Disbar. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I thought legal barratry had to target the same defendant repeatedly.

    24. Re:Disbar. by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      A number of businesses actually had accommodations for him - he would have simply had to ask, which is very much allowed under the ADA.

      That's more or less my understanding of the law. A business doesn't HAVE to install a ramp, make doorways accessible, etc if they have always been that way prior to ADA becoming law.

      If the business remodels or alters the front facade for instance, then that results in the need to bring things up to code/compliance or make alternate accommodations. A front door doesn't have to be made accessible if a side door can be made so at a cheaper price. A restaurant doesn't have to have braille menus if a waiter can read the menu. Etc.

    25. Re:Disbar. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If disbarred, would they just get a junior lawyer to do their dirty work for them while still collecting the misbegotten profits?
      On the other hand, these guys do face a non-zero chance of jail time as well from the previous shenanigans, so that could put a damper on things.

    26. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or dismembered.

    27. Re:Disbar. by execthis · · Score: 1

      I once met someone who was disabled and who boasted to me about his new found source of income working with a lawyer filing ADA lawsuits and collecting. I find it totally disgusting. I think this has also been in the local news about how a lot of little businesses are being shaken down by these grubby lawyers and can't afforded the exorbitant amounts of money. Most of these businesses had absolutely no clue that their store was in any violation before getting the crap sued out of them. No friendly warning given. Just sued and extorted.

    28. Re:Disbar. by elvesrus · · Score: 1

      "Not disbarred for this, disbarred for their previous shenanigans"

      With a side of a guilty criminal contempt verdict. I'm hoping for life imprisonment.

    29. Re:Disbar. by elvesrus · · Score: 1

      Except there's the whole criminal contempt factor as well which carries a maximum term of life

      https://youtu.be/5FDtJlZbCbQ?t... or for a text summary http://popehat.com/2015/05/04/...

    30. Re:Disbar. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      True, but the odds of life imprisonment are negligable. Probably they get a month or two at worst, which then gets appealed.

    31. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it can target different groups with a similar set of prosecutions, so yes the proper term for what these ex-predna lawyers are trying is barratry.

    32. Re:Disbar. by Khyber · · Score: 1

      RICO also requires some group affiliation, like a cartel, or a group of companies colluding.

      This is just purely criminal threat with intent to extort.

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    33. Re:Disbar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A restaurant doesn't have to have braille menus if a waiter can read the menu. Etc.

      Ummm, what if the customer is both blind and deaf?

    34. Re:Disbar. by Great+Big+Bird · · Score: 1

      Which crimes does the death penalty actually provide a deterrent for? I don't think any. People still commit the crimes, as much as some governors love flipping the switch.

  2. As much as I hate Prenda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...most websites are an accessibility nightmare.

    1. Re:As much as I hate Prenda... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even for people who aren't disabled at all.

    2. Re:As much as I hate Prenda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Javascript that is disabled. And that's before I unleash NoScript and RequestPolicy on it.

      It's a short-bus language if I ever saw one.

    3. Re:As much as I hate Prenda... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Good accessibility is really hard to obtain.
      Should we sue an Art Museum? Because blind people cannot see the paintings, and are not allowed to touch them?
      Today's modern web is not so much about displaying documents that will link to their references, but more of an application front end engine.

      Back in the early 00's We could make a nice website that looks good and is accessible. Today that is much harder, as the usage of a web page, is less of a poster board for static information, but much more interactive. Instead of suing the Creators of the content, the target should go to the web browser makers who have failed to make a good acceptable browser.

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    4. Re:As much as I hate Prenda... by halivar · · Score: 1

      Well, if one prefers to view the web as 1990's GeoCities home pages, that is one's prerogative.

    5. Re:As much as I hate Prenda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today's modern web is not so much about displaying documents that will link to their references, but more of an application front end engine.

      But that's not an improvement; it's much worse. The plain-old hypertext should always be available, for those of use who just want the data, without the flying monkeys.

    6. Re:As much as I hate Prenda... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      ...most websites are an accessibility nightmare.

      That's one of many reasons why our business website doesn't use javascript. What's seen can be read by a screen reader.

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    7. Re:As much as I hate Prenda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, if one prefers to view the web as 1990's GeoCities home pages, that is one's prerogative.

      Well, if one prefers to view the web as the modern equivalent of the blink tag, a disorganized mess rather than useful, consistent and entertaining information, then that is one's prerogative.

      Most so-called "professional" web designers wouldn't know what usability was if it jumped up and bit them. Usually endlessly obsessing over minor graphical elements while completely losing sight of the big picture.

  3. Happens all the time in California... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A friend of mine used to own a business in CA, and his place got stung by a lawyer for a faceless handicapped person who demanded $10,000 in fees because the slope for a ramp was just a hair off the 1:12 (one foot for every inch drop), the door closer was "too heavy" (even though there was a push button to open it), and some other tiny details, such as not having a handicapped shower open to the public.

    He paid the fees, then got stung again a year later because even though he had plenty of handicapped parking, there was an issue about at least two handcapped vans have to be able to open their ramps out at the same time... and he only had one handicapped spot with 4-6 feet to the side of it for that. So, the lawyer was demanding another 100 C-notes.

    He closed up shop, and now has an antique shop in rural Texas, and making far better cash there.

    1. Re:Happens all the time in California... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah all the hippies are moving to Texas demanding we change our laws to fit their lifestyle never comprehending it was those laws that forced businesses to close thus forcing them to move to Texas where businesses are thriving.

    2. Re:Happens all the time in California... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      then got stung again a year later because even though he had plenty of handicapped parking, there was an issue about at least two handcapped vans have to be able to open their ramps out at the same time... and he only had one handicapped spot with 4-6 feet to the side of it for that.

      Yep, thems the rules, been in place since what? 92? If his parking had been built AFTER 92, he could get the contractor to fix it. It's their job to build within compliance. Before that, well fixing the problem would cost less than the 100 c-notes. Because all you have to do is replace one spot with a ramp area ( and maybe do a curb cutout)

    3. Re:Happens all the time in California... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is the kicker: He had -one- parking place for a handicapped van accessible (as per the law). He was sued because he only had one, although he had four handicapped spots.

      The one thing that killed California (speaking from someone who is a native) was the fact that in the 1970s, the Senate was changed from district representation to representating by population. This completely de-voiced all the rural areas, and essentially made the heavily populated coastal cities the only political thing that matters in the state. Texas, OTOH still has a senate with one senator for each geographic area, which does a lot to mitigate just one part of the state having full control of everything.

    4. Re:Happens all the time in California... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2

      and some other tiny details, such as not having a handicapped shower open to the public

      What kind of business is required to have showers?

      ...then got stung again a year later because even though he had plenty of handicapped parking... and he only had one handicapped spot...

      You have an odd definition of "plenty".

      He closed up shop, and now has an antique shop in rural Texas, and making far better cash there.

      If his problem in CA was with the federal ADA, that law doesn't change in TX. (The various fringe theories of some Texans notwithstanding.)

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    5. Re:Happens all the time in California... by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Eh, I think a bigger reason is that cost of living had become too high elsewhere.

    6. Re:Happens all the time in California... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The same ADA laws apply in Texas though. Texas is many dimensions away from being a utopia. It's certainly not the place to move to in order to escape irrational lawyers or to find more personal freedoms.

  4. Why Would You Settle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Their new practices take a similar tack: sue a small business and generously offer to collect a settlement somewhat lower than the amount it would cost to to make changes to their establishment.

    Whether you agree or disagree with the ADA, how does it make any sense to settle? The business is still in non-compliance, paying a random lawyer doesn't change that fact, some other random lawyer (or the government itself) can still step in and sue the business, and the cycle repeats, right? Am I missing something as to why it would ever make sense to simply pay off the crummy lawyer instead of making the required changes?

    1. Re:Why Would You Settle? by CronoCloud · · Score: 3, Informative

      In most cases making the changes costs MUCH less than a lawyer. Last I heard that average cost for bringing places up to compliance was less than a thousand bucks.

      In some cases where they did modifications that contractors told them were in compliance (but weren't) the business can make THEM pay/do the necessary upgrades.

      A local hospital had that issue, they were told their new parking lot was in compliance, but it wasn't. The company that did the lot had to fix it for them.

      I bet some of these business owners think it costs more than it actually does to fix compliance issues because they don't have good information. Advocacy groups for disabled folks have been doing accessibility Audits...for FREE, for years.

    2. Re:Why Would You Settle? by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem is often the requirements are difficult or near impossible to Implement, hunse why these guys use this to make money. It is a law designed to force people to fail, because it is too overreaching. There is a wide area of disabilities that the ADA covers. So chances are you may be missing some, or implemented incorrectly. That Ramp may be too much of a slope... However if you go any further it could disrupt traffic, or be a tripping hazard. Paying the fine, is sometimes cheaper and less handle then trying to change it.

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    3. Re:Why Would You Settle? by swb · · Score: 1

      This was in the Minneapolis paper today and one of the businesses is a bowling alley. The owner has temporary ramps he sets up for the rare occasion where a wheelchair bound person wants to bowl.

      Why would he consider settling? For the same reason these douchebag lawyers went after him -- they know that full ADA compliance could eliminate his profitability for a year or two, and if he gets these guys to go away he's probably never going to hear about this again -- how many people in a small town are wheelchair bound and capable of actually rolling a ball down an alley?

    4. Re:Why Would You Settle? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      There are exclusions and exemptions for existing structures where accessibility is not feasible.

      Paying a single lawyer for a single case is not going to do any good if you look like a money machine to other lawyers. Now, if the structure was built after the law was enacted and you did the work yourself (or you designer and contractor are outside of the statue of repose for their services), then it could be fantastically expensive to fix. It's still probably cheaper than multiple lawsuits, though, and the building would be worthless to a new buyer unless upgraded.

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    5. Re:Why Would You Settle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paying the fine, is sometimes cheaper and less handle then trying to change it.

      Paying a single fine is cheaper, yes, but my point was this.

      Lawyer A comes up to Business A and threatens to sue for ADA Non-Compliance Reason A. But Lawyer A "helpfully" offers to simply go away if he receives $1000. Business A pays, and Lawyer A leaves.
      Now Lawyer B comes up to Business A and threatens to sue for Reason A as well. Again, the lawyer "helpfully" offers to go away for $1000.
      Repeat with Lawyers C, D, E, etc.

      Whether you support the ADA or not, until the non-compliance is changed, lawyer after lawyer after lawyer can come after you, right? Or does paying off Lawyer A magically make it impossible for Lawyers B+ to sue for the same reason?

    6. Re:Why Would You Settle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's almost like you've never read the ADA at all.

      It's true that the ADA covers disabilities in broad terms, because otherwise somebody would argue you don't have Disability A, you have Disability B, which they aren't required to cover, even if it meant doing the same thing.

      However, it also covers the range of accommodations, where you may find a given ramp, if it violated some other standard, would either be unnecessary to implement, or able to override a law itself. But the law recognizes sometimes making an accommodation may be unreasonable.

      And yes, excessive costs can cover that.

      Unfortunately, there's still a lot of obstruction to ADA accommodations at all.

      http://www.ada.gov/enforce_current.htm

      Even something as simple as a service animal can be opposed.

    7. Re:Why Would You Settle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My local VFW Hall, which is about to lose its building because it can't raise the many tens of thousands it would take to make the place ADA-compliant, would like to argue with your average of less than a thousand.

    8. Re:Why Would You Settle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last I heard that average cost for bringing places up to compliance was less than a thousand bucks.

      I work in the construction industry renovating large commercial and public buildings. The cost of required ADA work can easily double the cost of a $10 million project. Elevators and reconfiguring entire buildings so that bathroom stalls are 5 feet wide isn't cheap. Let alone grading land so that there's nowhere with excessive cross slope. Luckily most of our projects are able to cap ADA costs at 20% of the project cost per law, so it's not more than $2 million in most cases. However, that means all future projects at that same place will also have to increase their budget by 20% for ADA work until the site is fully compliant.

      It would have been cheaper for us as a country to buy a van and 24x7 attendant for every single disabled person in the country than it is to comply with ADA in construction.

    9. Re:Why Would You Settle? by NoKaOi · · Score: 2

      Last I heard that average cost for bringing places up to compliance was less than a thousand bucks.

      The average cost is irrelevant, because these trolls can select what businesses the extort. It's not going to do them any good to extort a business that could make the changes for a thousand bucks. They're going to look for businesses whose would be as high as possible. The first example in TFA says the changes would cost $20,000, and the trolls are trying to extort $5,500.

      So you might say, "the ADA is there for a reason, why should these businesses get away with not complying?" Except that these extortions are in direct contradiction to that. They're not forcing businesses to comply with ADA, they're allowing business to give them a bribe in order to avoid complying! Now, if they weren't collecting "settlements" then all the PR they're spouting might actually make sense - whether you agree or disagree that they should force ADA compliance is another issue altogether, but that's simply not what they're doing.

    10. Re:Why Would You Settle? by NoKaOi · · Score: 1

      It would have been cheaper for us as a country to buy a van and 24x7 attendant for every single disabled person in the country than it is to comply with ADA in construction.

      While that's probably true for the current number of actual disabled people, I suspect that if you provided transportation and a servant for every disabled person, you'd multiply the number of "disabled" people by at least an order of magnitude.

    11. Re:Why Would You Settle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even something as simple as a service animal can be opposed.

      Permitting service animals in a business or other public place is not a simple matter.

      Many people have a genetic disability that causes their bodies to have an adverse reaction to animal hairs of dogs or cats (some evidence suggests the reaction is actually to specific chemicals in the saliva carried on the hairs and not the hairs themselves).

      In most situations this disability is minor, leading merely to discomfort, embarrassment, and a generally unpleasant experience. An affected person might have an endless running nose, or have to pay careful attention to their breathing to keep things from getting worse. Anti-allergy drugs or a shower can help with these reactions, which tend to go away after an hour or two. Drugs, of course, always have side effects, often negative ones.

      It is possible that the presence of these animals could trigger a strong sudden reaction such as an asthma attack, which could potentially lead to death. Basically the reaction causes the muscles around the lungs to tighten and lock, preventing breathing. The animal alone is unlikely to cause this to happen, but the presence of the animal combined with other factors (such as high stress levels) can make an individual vulnerable.

      It's no different really from the reactions some people have to nuts, or to bee stings, both of which can kill under the wrong combination of circumstances.

      The existence of narrow places or crowds may make it difficult for a person subject to such reactions to keep their distance from the animal. The situation is especially bad on an airplane, an environment where many will be experiencing high stress levels due to government and airline misconduct both on the plane and while travelling through the airport to get to the plane (not to mention the likely presence of sociopaths among their fellow passengers, doing stupid things that cause others stress), and space available is extremely limited.

      Given how many people are allergic to service animals, and how few actually need the animals, it is difficult to justify the presence of the animal in many circumstances. As with other matters, a reasonable balance needs to be struck between those that need or benefit from the animal and the rights of others.

      Unfortunately, US law is written by lawyers that are more interested in creating future business by their profession than in writing good laws, which means the laws as written will always be highly problematic, ethically suspect, and often in violation of the Bill of Rights. This makes the law inherently suspect and untrustworthy, which in turn makes people not want to pay attention to it.

  5. They must have heard about Thomas Mundy by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    http://popehat.com/2009/01/06/...

    And decided to make a factory out of his one-man operation.

    Hey, maybe he'll sue them for infringing on his copyrighted business model.

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  6. YAY Zero Tolerance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “The lawsuits will stop when there is no more access crime to prosecute,” he said by e-mail. Many businesses “fail to understand that we are now a zero tolerance state.”

    FACEPALM

    It gets worse
    "He cited the state Human Rights Act, which, unlike the ADA, gives plaintiffs the authority to file a criminal misdemeanor charge, punishable by up to 90 days in jail, a $1,000 fine, or both."

    90 days in jail. Woohoo

  7. Buttfucking disabled people for money by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Let's see if I get this straight;
    They find some (minor) ADA violation, sue the company and offer a cheaper settlement.
    Now the company no longer has to fix the ADA violation and can't get sued for it again?
    Just trying to figure out exactly how many parties are getting screwed by these "lawyers".

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    1. Re:Buttfucking disabled people for money by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Now the company no longer has to fix the ADA violation and can't get sued for it again?

      I'm no lawyer, but I don't see how they could prevent anyone else from suing over the same issue so long as the company remains non-compliant. If you take an action which harms a group of people, you can't make up for it by settling with just one of them; the rest would retain the right to sue for their own portions of the damages. I imagine the same applies to violations of the ADA, even though there is no actual damage on which to base a legitimate lawsuit.

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  8. This is what the ADA is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The ADA was created as a racket for lawyers to squeeze money out of small businesses. There's no way for people to really comply with the ADA as everyone has their own special illness what requires special provisions that no human could possibility satisfy all of them. This is closed as working as designed.

    1. Re:This is what the ADA is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ADA requirements are very specific and exact. It is easy to comply with the requirements of the ADA (but expensive) if you are an actual professional in the field of construction.

  9. that's what happens by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you pass sledgehammer legislation like the ADA, common sense behavior gets replaced with lawyering and bad things happen. And the people who passed the legislation in the first place say that their intentions were good, blame lawyers and blame the people who opposed the legislation in the first place, and finally call for more legislation to fix the problems that the first legislation caused.

    This is the result:

    https://regulatorystudies.colu...

    1. Re:that's what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone can file a lawsuit to shake down a business, the ADA is not a uniquely enabling law in this regard. It is the responsibility of the judge to deal with this type of blatant shake down. Dismissing the case with prejudice would be sufficient. Perhaps a referral to the state bar for ethical violations. Judges aren't supposed to just drag out cases so that all the lawyers get their billable hours in.

    2. Re:that's what happens by almitydave · · Score: 1

      That touches on a thought I've often had: if "ignorance of the law is no excuse", then I'd really like to see a physical copy of all the laws by which I'm required to abide - federal, state, and local. I'm sorta surprised no one's played this as a tactic - I would have expected some grandstanding politician to roll out wheelbarrows of paperwork to make a point.

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    3. Re:that's what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignorance of the law IS an excuse now, for the police.

      http://www.npr.org/2014/12/15/370995815/supreme-court-rules-traffic-stop-ok-despite-misunderstanding-of-law

      http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/12/15/3603686/supreme-court-if-youre-a-cop-mistakes-about-the-law-wont-stop-your-drug-bust/

      No, no clicky's - deal with it.

  10. A dose of "Social Justice" irony never hurt anyone by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

    A dose of "Social Justice" irony never hurt anyone... on the contrary, may save society from stupid laws.

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  11. What they're doing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... would seem to be extortionate.

    I wish I could remember the case that I'm thinking of more clearly, but the behaviour was similar. I'll try to post it if I can catch a break long enough to permit me to search.

    P. S. These are members of the Bar? Good heavens.

  12. Not New Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. Wrong! by s.petry · · Score: 1

    What they are doing is well within the regulations preventing ambulance chasing. Those are ethics violations. There is actually a good amount of flexibility in what an attorney can be disbarred for in almost every State. The issue is really getting the action started. This one, pulled at random, says (pardon the formatting, I'm lazy but you have the original link).

    (1) His or her conviction of a felony or misdemeanor involving moral turpitude, in which case the record of conviction shall be conclusive evidence.
    (2) Willful disobedience or violation of an order of the court requiring him or her to do or forbear an act connected with, or in the course of, his or her profession, which he or she ought in good faith to do or forbear.
    (3) Violation of his or her oath as an attorney, or of his or her duties as an attorney and counselor.
    (4) Corruptly or willfully, and without authority, appearing as attorney for a party to an action or proceeding.
    (5) Lending his or her name to be used as attorney and counselor by another person who is not an attorney and counselor.
    (6) For the commission of any act involving moral turpitude, dishonesty, or corruption, whether the same be committed in the course of his or her relations as an attorney or counselor at law, or otherwise, and whether the same constitute a felony or misdemeanor or not; and if the act constitute a felony or misdemeanor, conviction thereof in a criminal proceeding shall not be a condition precedent to disbarment or suspension from practice therefor.
    (7) Misrepresentation or concealment of a material fact made in his or her application for admission or in support thereof.
    (8) Disbarment by a foreign court of competent jurisdiction.
    (9) Practicing law with or in cooperation with a disbarred or suspended attorney, or maintaining an office for the practice of law in a room or office occupied or used in whole or in part by a disbarred or suspended attorney, or permitting a disbarred or suspended attorney to use his or her name for the practice of law, or practicing law for or on behalf of a disbarred or suspended attorney, or practicing law under any arrangement or understanding for division of fees or compensation of any kind with a disbarred or suspended attorney or with any person not a licensed attorney.
    (10) Gross incompetency in the practice of the profession.
    (11) Violation of the ethics of the profession.

    Items 10 and 11 are why attorneys don't pursue cases of people spitting on sidewalks even such a Law exists. They are also the reason that attorneys have been disbarred for "ambulance chasing". It may be hard to get things started because attorneys starting these always fear retribution (and some of the pot calling the kettle black).

    Further, if they are not actually filing court cases and just settling things out of court.. the Police could arrest them for blackmail and press charges. The charges alone could surely result in them being disbarred.

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  14. Don't pay the dane-geld by davidwr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unlike a copyright claim that only has one potential plaintiff, EVERY disabled person in America is a potential plaintiff, as well as your state's Attorney General and the US Attorney General.

    Plus, once you've been sued, you can no longer claim ignorance if someone else sues you over the same issue later.

    The only proper response is to say "thank you for informing us of the problem" and if there is an actual violation, fix it or find some legal work-around (You have excess bathrooms that aren't ADA-compliant? Close them down. Is there a way to apply for a waiver? Apply. Etc. etc.). But do not pay the dane-geld or you will never get rid of the "Dane".

    Oh, and yes, these guys should be disbarred for offering to settle a claim when they know good and well they cannot speak for all potential plaintiffs AND they know good and well that if a settlement is reached, it will at least temporarily defeat the purpose and intent of the law.

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    1. Re:Don't pay the dane-geld by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of sorry I commented elsewhere as I would mod you up if I could.

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  15. Cousins? by hduff · · Score: 1

    Is this ADA-helpful new company related to Paul Hansmeier and John Steele? That would make sense.

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  16. Even if they were, it would be different by davidwr · · Score: 2

    In the case of the BSA, you can easily identify all legitimate plaintiffs - there is usually only 1 per possible violation - and it or they can authorize the BSA to act on its behalf.

    Even if every ADA-advocacy-group signed on with Prenda, Prenda could still not speak for individuals who were not members of these groups, and it could not speak for those who were members of the groups unless the individuals had authorized the groups to act as their legal representatives in such cases.

    In short, Prenda is saying "settle with us" without saying "but oh by the way there are millions of potential plaintiffs out there who can sue you over this same issue tomorrow."

    If that isn't worthy of sanctions by the state bar associations, it should be.

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    1. Re:Even if they were, it would be different by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Better call Saul.

    2. Re:Even if they were, it would be different by TWX · · Score: 2

      On top of that, when I've interacted with the BSA (as an employee of a small computer company that apparently had been buying from bogus suppliers, our under-supply-chain-priced software in ads were the causes for the BSA approaching us) they were much more interested in tracing out the supplier, rather than pounding on us. They even traded all of our illegitimate inventory for legitimate copies of what was current Windows and Office at the time, so long as we gave them the contact info for where we got them.

      I don't know if they still operate this way (this was 1999) but if they do, for at least small unintentional offenders, then it certainly could be a lot worse.

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  17. ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Our org got hit with an ADA lawsuit recently. Our group's focus is on the web side of the lawsuit, although it encompasses many other aspects. One problem is that there are no hard-and-fast rules for what an "ADA-compliant" website is.

    For one, the visual-impaired assisting "reading" software is all different. Each brand reads HTML/CSS/JavaScript differently. In theory they shouldn't need to read JavaScript-generated content, but in practice they sometimes do. And building a website without reliance on JavaScript can be really tricky and limiting. If we need to accommodate all brands of reading software, we are truly F'd and might as well file bankruptcy now.

    And whether an image is merely "decorative" or "informative" is fuzzy and subject to interpretation. We are starting to toss images altogether so that we don't have that risk. But our web content is growing bland, making us "look" bad to normal readers.

    And we have boatloads of content that needs to be redone.

    Where's the Tums! I should sue the ADA lawyers for not being "stomach friendly". Indigestion is a disability.

    1. Re:ADA headache by davidwr · · Score: 2

      This is the kind of things where the industry needs to adopt "best practices" then buy off Congress to immunize those who follow those practices.

      Did I say "buy off," sorry, I meant "lobby."

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    2. Re:ADA headache by BadgerRush · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is a hard-and-fast rules for what an ADA-compliant website is, you just have to answer "yes" do a simple question: "Will a blind person be able to navigate, read, and use your web site to its full extent?".

      Your whole comment is just an ignorant rant, the equivalent of an architect designing a public building with stairs at every door for no reason at all, and then ranting that "evil ADA" is forcing him to put ramps. Yes, modifying an existing building or website to comply with ADA is difficult, but not because complying with ADA is inherently difficult, but instead because you chose to ignore the needs of a whole class of people when making your original design.

    3. Re:ADA headache by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      We are starting to toss images altogether so that we don't have that risk. But our web content is growing bland, making us "look" bad to normal readers.

      Are those images you're tossing out stock photography images? Because believe me, those may look super cool and super useful to web site designers, but stock photos are not only bland and cliche, they actually look super insincere to the user who is inundated by them on every company web site.

    4. Re:ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a simple question: "Will a blind person be able to navigate, read, and use your web site to its full extent?".

      It's NOT a simple question because it depends on what software they are using, as I described. The software authors can make it do anything or not do anything they want.

      Using your analogy, it would be like different brands of wheelchairs are capable of different things. When a building is being designed, it would have to target a series of wheelchair features to accommodate such wheelchairs. But if those wheelchair features are unknown and change every year, then it's a moving and fuzzy target.

      And the rude tone of your request is unhelpful. It has no practical purpose. If you are an expert, then simply supply the reader with your grand knowledge rather than insult people.

    5. Re:ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Correction: rude tone of response, not of "request".

    6. Re:ADA headache by BadgerRush · · Score: 1

      It is easy, just assume the website visitor have the simplest type of "wheelchair" and all other ones will not have problems. That means, just disable css/javascript/flash/java on your browser and try to use your own site, if you can than any blind person will also be able to.

    7. Re:ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "Regular" people usually don't know the difference, in my experience. Web designers pay more attention to the source of such images than most readers because it's their job. Maybe if your org is Gucci or BMW it matters more because such customers hone into style issues more. Either way, my org doesn't want to pay for "boosted" styling even if it were the "right" choice, marketing-wise. Not my call. They want cheap, I give them cheap. (It's mostly a side topic to ADA anyhow.)

    8. Re:ADA headache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      By definition, no. A blind person will never be able to navigate, read, and use a website to its full extent. Don't be a fucking dumbass.

      Can reasonable effort be made to communicate the important content of a website to someone who is visually impaired? Yes. Does that mean they should have full functionality of the site? No, that's just stupid. What if one of the primary functions is image editing? How exactly do you expect that to go down?

    9. Re:ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Management doesn't want to give up certain functionality. They want SOLID PROOF we must cater to the Lowest Common Denominator to not get sued more. I have none. I have no statistics on sue probabilities to give them. (This includes out of court settlements, not just court cases.)

      Further, ease-of-reading is a matter of degree. Some pages if you look at raw HTML are readable verbally, but just not very "friendly". They are not outright "wrong", just not "smooth" to read that way. Such difficulty level is a continuum.

      And what exactly is the lowest-common-denominator? If a brand of reader has a bug, is that the lowest?

    10. Re:ADA headache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Far from it. Many screenreaders are absolute garbage. You would think that they would just read the DOM from top to bottom but sadly there is a lot of 'intelligence' in them. Fortunately in our jurisdiction it is fine if you can show you tried to make it accessible, if the disabled person is using some crappy program that is not your fault.

    11. Re:ADA headache by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      And building a website without reliance on JavaScript can be really tricky and limiting.

      A website should always be navigable without JavaScript. One that isn't, is a sign of laziness, pure and simple. The use of JavaScript should be limited to eye candy, and in many cases CSS will do what you want.

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    12. Re:ADA headache by NoKaOi · · Score: 2

      Our org got hit with an ADA lawsuit recently. Our group's focus is on the web side of the lawsuit, although it encompasses many other aspects. One problem is that there are no hard-and-fast rules for what an "ADA-compliant" website is.

      Some honest questions here, as I am genuinely curious, as I'd guess you've already thought of these things and have reasons why they wouldn't work:
      1. Is it possible to detect when ADA-compliance is required (e.g. detect when software is in use? Is it a different browser, or browser plugin that could be detected?) and present them with an accessible-specific site, kinda like how it's common to present users with a mobile-specific site? I have no idea about the technical aspects of it, but I think the compliance aspects of it would be analogous to providing both an escalator, and an elevator for accessible-specific use. You'd just have to make sure the accessible site stayed up to date with changes made to the standard site. Or maybe if not detectable, the first p tag on the page could be something like "Click here for accessible site"?

      2. Is it possible to provide an accessibility specific phone number that they can call and have a human read the website out-loud to them? It seems like that might be cheaper/easier than redesigning a whole site in some cases. This would be analogous to gas stations with a sign that tells you to honk your horn and an attendant will come pump your gas for you, rather than having to design pumps that are accessible.

    13. Re:ADA headache by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Ah, that sounds like the intended purpose of the ADA. It sounds like you are actually making changes, and not paying off the plaintiffs. I can't understand how it can be legal to settle with a plaintiff who is supposedly bringing a suit on behalf of a general population.

    14. Re:ADA headache by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And don't forget, many of us use noscript, so we end up seeing blank pages for sites like that and move on to a competitor instead.

    15. Re:ADA headache by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But then you're requiring that web designers actually *design* their web pages. That's unreasonable when some third party can do it for you while also including no-thought advertisement revenue at the same time.

    16. Re:ADA headache by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      "Regular" people usually don't know the difference, in my experience. Web designers pay more attention to the source of such images than most readers because it's their job. Maybe if your org is Gucci or BMW it matters more because such customers hone into style issues more.

      I think you misunderstood what I said, and that we're in agreement on some level.

      Assuming you're not working for BMW or Gucci, I believe that having no graphics at all can be much better than purchasing a bunch of royalty-free perfect-looking insincere photographs from some stock photography web site.

      The same goes for special animations and perfect-looking videos. Barring a few exceptions, I don't believe those effects are necessary to make a web site useful and valuable to users.

      And throwing out all those stock photographs and those unnecessary effects may actually improve the usability of a web site, not just for disabled people, but may be even for everyone (and at very little cost, since it's the effects that usually cost money, and it's the more basic web sites that usually cost less money).

    17. Re:ADA headache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your analytical ability must be close to none if you can't think of problems with that "simple" question.

    18. Re:ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      detect when [ADA] software is in use?

      There is no known standard. Each "reader" vendor may send hints via HTTP header variables, but there is no guarantee they will be the same on the next version.

      Plus, mirroring all the "regular" content with an ADA version is a bear. Authors would have to be diligent to keep them in sync.

      Maybe if we had a clean CMS it may be possible to simply generate the appropriate content format from a single set of content (data), similar to some mobile-friendly presentation techniques, but right now we have a hodge-podge and historical baggage. Plus, if authors don't use the editor it right, it can still be out of whack, such as "fake" indenting of outlines.

      Is it possible to provide an accessibility specific phone number...

      We considered that, but it would probably have to be staffed 24/7 to match the website's availability. In other words, if we offer 24/7 service to "regular" readers, we must do the same for the sight-impaired callers, otherwise they could claim discrimination. It's a big org such that no one help-desk person will know everything, meaning you'd have to pay specialists to sit at the phone desk at 3am every night.

      All known solutions require lots of resources we don't readily have. Management keeps pressing for an easy way out and easy, cheap answers, but I cannot give any.

      Excellent questions, though.

    19. Re:ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree. Text-only is really boring. It's like a bus with no windows. Even through the dumpy parts of town, windows are preferred by most humans to no windows. Similarly, cheap graphics are often better than no graphics, as long as they are not overly obnoxious.

      Our tentative plan is to keep graphics small, sparse, and vague, but we have a lot of old junk to revamp and clip out images from.

    20. Re:ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      We have special domain requirements that are difficult to do without JavaScript. Not impossible, but difficult. With enough time and/or money, it's all "solve-able", but as usual, nobody wants to pay for that much rework and will probe potential alternatives first.

    21. Re:ADA headache by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Problems that are difficult but solvable and lucrative are what every entrepreneur hopes to find.

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    22. Re:ADA headache by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      These kinds of things generally require domain-specific tuning and shaping, especially in terms of legacy systems and legacy content. But, if you can somehow concoct a slick tool that simplifies such issues, we may yet beat a path to your door.

  18. Get a lawyer and fight back by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    Start filing suits against them for every little thing that is a violation and don't settle. Bury them in paperwork. This image on your website doesn't have an alt tag so it doesn't comply with ADA. Lawsuit. The fluorescent lights in your office flicker and cause me migraines. Another lawsuit. Anything and everything you can think of.

  19. Don't forget chromatic abberation by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Blue- and red-pixels adjacent or lined up on top of each other? Unless we are looking at them straight on, those get cross-ways and overlap or no longer line up for those of us wearing thick glasses. Not only can this cause distractions and headaches, but in some cases like a poorly-done bar chart it can actually lead to me reading the bar chart differently than a person with thinner glasses, contacts, or 20/20 vision.

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    1. Re:Don't forget chromatic abberation by AF_Cheddar_Head · · Score: 1

      Or the colorblind. Using blue and purple on the same chart? You lose because because to many colorblind individuals purple is a conspiracy carried out by color-normals.

  20. Why is anyone surprised? by MikeRT · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This sort of abuse is rampant with the ADA. It's designed to be abused because it allows private parties to sue in a weird not quite Qui Tam type lawsuit to get people to fix up their buildings. In fact, there are disabled people who make a living by parasitically going from store to store suing the Hell out of small businesses like this.

    Is greater accessibility good? Yeah, but it should be brought about through tax credits and government officials initiating action. The money recovered should go into coffers to fund tax credits for businesses that want/need help complying, not lining some disabled, lawyer-loving parasite's wallet or writing a private attorney's paycheck.

    1. Re:Why is anyone surprised? by PPH · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, it's a 'feature' of the ADA legislation. Usually, a plaintiff needs to prove damages and the settlement will be based upon that amount. But if the damage consists of some disabled person not being able to buy a greasy hamburger at some shitty restaurant with no handicapped parking, what are the damages?

      The solution is to continue to allow such suits. But to have anything awarded over actual damages be required to be placed into a compliance escrow fund. Where, once the business is sued a few times (or they get their ass in gear and pitch in some funds voluntarily) it can be used to fix the acessibility problems.

      After all, this should be the object of the law: To improve access for the disabled. Not to squeeze businesses for an amount just small enough so they'll pay instead of fixing the problem.

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    2. Re:Why is anyone surprised? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      It's bullshit. There should be no award for damages. The business should simply be required to fix the problems. If it is not feasible to fix, then the law needs to be fixed.

  21. Lawyers by Bill_FFR · · Score: 2

    Suing businesses for ADA non-compliance is a years old, very successful lawyer scam and none are ever disbarred! Please, let someone come up with actual instances where they have, I would love to hear about them. Remember, the fundamental purpose of the American legal system to keep lawyers wealthy, and judges are nothing but lawyers in robes. Just as dishonest.

    1. Re:Lawyers by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      Remember, the fundamental purpose of the American legal system to keep lawyers wealthy, and judges are nothing but lawyers in robes. Just as dishonest.

      My personal experience with lawyers is almost universally bad*, and with judges it's been universally good.

      Usually when I talk to lawyers I have to speak slowly, because I can see them crunching the numbers trying to calculate how much money they can make off either me or the case. Amusingly, on a particularly sensitive issue, I received the exact opposite legal advice from two lawyers who happened to be husband and wife (one referred me to the other.) I thought "of course they can't agree on anything, they're married" and went with someone else.

      Judges on the other hand have gotten things right, at least in the few instances I've dealt with them. Lawyers, I find, lie for a living, and judges are used to being lied to for a living so they're pretty good at dismissing bullshit.

      * The lone exception is the real estate lawyer that helped me buy my home. He was over 80 years old, a friend of the family, and charged ridiculously low fees for the service he performed. Sadly, he passed a few years ago. May he rest in peace.

  22. Idea Notebook by flopsquad · · Score: 1

    I can just see these Predna scumweasels sitting down to lunch with a notebook and saying, "Shakedown ideas, go!"

    "Ok, copyright. Got it. Patent? No we'd have to understand science stuff. Asbestos claims? Oversaturated. Same for good ol ambulance chasing. We could run the Nigerian prince scam... yeah put that in the maybe column. What about an actual, old school mafia protection racket? Too messy, plus we look like chodes, no one's going to be scared of us."
    ...
    "Well the bathroom here has a handrail that's a half inch shorter than the Americans With Disabilities Act requires..."

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  23. We had scumbag lawyers like that in New York by nbauman · · Score: 2

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04...
    Disabilities Act Prompts Flood of Suits Some Cite as Unfair
    By MOSI SECRET
    New York Times
    APRIL 16, 2012

    The lawyers are generally not acting on existing complaints from people with disabilities. Instead, they identify local businesses, like bagel shops and delis, that are not in compliance with the law, and then aggressively recruit plaintiffs from advocacy groups for people with disabilities.

    The plaintiffs typically collect $500 for each suit, and each plaintiff can be used several times over. The lawyers, meanwhile, make several thousands of dollars, because the civil rights law entitles them to legal fees from the noncompliant businesses. ...

    All of those suits were filed by Ben-Zion Bradley Weitz, a lawyer based in Florida, who has a regular group of people with disabilities from whom he selects plaintiffs. One of them, Todd Kreisler, a man in a wheelchair who lives on the East Side of Manhattan, sued 19 businesses over 16 months — a Chinese restaurant, a liquor store and a sandwich shop among them. ...

    Mr. Weitz is leading the charge into New York’s courtrooms. Since October 2009, he has sued almost 200 businesses in the state, mostly in Federal District Court in Manhattan. He has eight years of experience filing these suits in Florida, where his practice does not seem to be lagging. Two weeks ago, he brought claims against four Tampa businesses — a strip mall, a convenience store, a bar and a print shop.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03...
    Judge Rebukes 2 Lawyers Profiting From U.S. Disability Law
    By MOSI SECRET
    MARCH 29, 2013

    Now a Brooklyn federal court judge has ruled squarely against two lawyers who bring most of such lawsuits in New York, writing in a cutting opinion on Thursday that their tactics lacked expertise, possibly violated the rules of professional conduct and were “disingenuous at best.” The judge, Sterling Johnson Jr., denied them legal fees and took the rare step of ordering them to stop filing such cases. ...

    Though such arrangements have typically been shielded by confidentiality agreements, Judge Johnson revealed how much money the lawyers — Adam Shore and B. Bradley Weitz — claimed in fees, typically $425 per hour for a total of $15,000 per case even though the cases were so similar that he described them as boilerplate. The two lawyers had filed as many as 10 cases in a single day.

    1. Re:We had scumbag lawyers like that in New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it prevent abuse if we were to create a law that states that no lawyer(s) may receive no more than 50% in suit or settlement?

      How lovely. My captcha is... parasite

  24. Shakespear was right by damicatz · · Score: 0

    Kill all the lawyers. The world would be a better place without them.

    The business owners should simply refuse to comply with the court. The second amendment exists for a reason and it isn't for shooting ducks. It is their property and they have the right to construct it as they see fit without violence from the state.

  25. Murica. by Alypius · · Score: 1

    Remember, kids, we do not have a justice system. We have a legal system.

  26. I would be just fine with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only one or the other (or both) of them were actually disabled. Wink wink nudge nudge.

  27. State senators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All state legislatures and senates must follow an "every voter is equal" rule. In the old days before either Congress changed things or the Supreme Court told the states "you are doing it wrong according to the federal constitution" many states did have state senators that represented people by something other than "equal-population" districts.

    Not any more. Not even in Texas.

  28. So I have to ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHY are these asshole not in prison yet. The last judge they were before said they were running a crooked extortion operation. Doesn't the government have enough evidence on these two to lock them up and throw away the key?

  29. Exploiting court system vulnerability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steele/Hansmeier, in both copyright trolling and in ADA-trolling, are exploiting the most basic flaw in the court system: It is set up so the richer party has the advantage. If an individual or a small business could have its case fully heard by a court without having to spend oodles of money, the trolls would be out of business.