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US Airport Screeners Missed 95% of Weapons, Explosives In Undercover Tests

An anonymous reader writes: An internal investigation by the TSA found that 95% of agents testing airport checkpoints were able to bring weapons through. In one case, an alarm sounded, but during the pat down, the screener failed to detect a fake plastic explosive taped to the undercover agent's back. ABC reports: "Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson was apparently so frustrated by the findings he sought a detailed briefing on them last week at TSA headquarters in Arlington, Virginia, according to sources. U.S. officials insisted changes have already been made at airports to address vulnerabilities identified by the latest tests. 'Upon learning the initial findings of the Office of Inspector General's report, Secretary Johnson immediately directed TSA to implement a series of actions, several of which are now in place, to address the issues raised in the report,' the DHS said in a written statement to ABC News."

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  1. Security theatre. by Shaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes I think the governments are simply trying to spend themselves into the kind of debt that breaks the banking system. But that doesn't seem to be happening.

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    1. Re:Security theatre. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... breaks the banking system.

      That's adorable. Banks don't break; they just pat themselves on the back with another bonus pass the failures along to us common folk.

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    2. Re:Security theatre. by prefec2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is a way to take your money and give it the rich. And if the state is out of money they either "print" it (actually it is much cheaper to transfer a number from the FED to the bank accounts of the government), they raise taxes for you or they cut benefits for the poor. In most cases they take all threee actions.

    3. Re:Security theatre. by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You miss the real point. Those gaurds are not there to stop a real threat, they are not really even there to make people feel safe. They are there because making people feel safe is an easy way to justify jobs.

      Jobs redistribute wealth which, granted, several countries could use some more mechanisms for, as the concentrations are a bit scary, but in this case, do it without providing any other benefit other than the redistribution.

      However its very popular because its easy to justify and the only people who can point out it doesn't work have to openly admit they took contraband on the train. Basically the same is done here.

      In Boston, the MBTA have a theater troupe which setups up at one station each day and insists on swabbing bags for explosives, but of course, if you don't want to be swabbed, you can just walk out and walk the 15 minutes (if that) to the next station.

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    4. Re:Security theatre. by thedonger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... breaks the banking system.

      That's adorable. Banks don't break; they just pat themselves on the back with another bonus pass the failures along to us common folk.

      If the government would just let them fail they might stop getting bonuses.

      As for passing the failure along to "us common folk," that is, for the most part, our own doing because we have bought into the system. To be fair, it was an easy system to buy into, and it was supposedly safe under government scrutiny. Ultimately, we bought the lie; question is, how do we avoid buying into a new one?

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  2. DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was about creating another welfare program.

    1. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's never 'welfare' if it involves defense spending: the spending doesn't have to actually increase security, or deliver a product that actually works(it's even acceptable to putz along for a decade or two until the project becomes so hopeless that it is quietly killed without ever delivering a product); but so long as it's for 'defense' and involves some sort of visible business, it's not welfare.

      Since this is bullshit, we simply treat it as axiomatically true, which sidesteps what would otherwise be a tedious and difficult matter of 'proof'.

    2. Re: DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correct on your first comment, it was never about security. But its not about show. It is about compliance. The american government, controlled, by a small cabal of maniacs was led to attack the wrong people. And, you don't want the truth. And most seriously, read up on who and why of Iran/contra, a and Vietnam, b. And who was involved. Amazingly, they are millionaires now, who should have gone to jail for treason.

    3. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure it is. There are an additional quarter of a million people on the government payroll now, being overpaid to work meaningless, make-work jobs that do not produce anything, and in fact hinder useful productivity.

      That's a quarter million likely voters who will of course support DHS, Patriot Act, government security theater, and everything else that gets shoved down our throats, because their job and benefits depend on it.

    4. Re: DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The premise that DHS isn't about security is true enough. It's about control. Just to be clear, I think DHS is an abomination and should be abolished.

      So I'd really like to agree with you, but since you're obviously spring loaded to hate the notion of anybody working for the government, and biased to believe that they're all the same, vote the same, believe the same, etc. Stop listening to the corporate shill Tea Partiers and start using reason.

      Reason says that since DHS was created out of a bunch of other existing agencies that those employees whose existence you find so offensive already worked for the government at the time. The TSA is an exception: being yet another corporate giveaway to relieve airlines of the expense of providing security for their own property and leased facilities, they did hire people who weren't previously employed by the government.

      It is not in fact reasonable to believe that these people exist simply to provide votes, but you'll probably stick with that illogic due to ideology anyway.

    5. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It was a lot of things to a lot of opportunists, but the main driver in the creation of the TSA was the fear after 9/11. This was an irrational response, since airport security did not "break down" and allow 9/11 to occur - box cutters were allowed on planes because it never occurred to anyone that someone would be able to hijack an airplane with a razor blade.

      On the bright side we have another example of how expensive and incompetent the government is at doing a straightforward task. I'm not saying that the private sector would be more competent, but they sure would be cheaper.

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    6. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Senator Scumbag Shithead (who owns stock in companies the supply the TSA with equipment and "training"): "See? This is proof we need to spend more on the TSA for training and to hire "better" people!"

    7. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ahodgson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since 95% of the tests failed, it's pretty obvious that there is in fact pretty much no one trying to take weapons on board planes in order to take them down; they would have succeeded multiple times since 9/11 otherwise.

  3. We need you people to multitask... by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Security theatre is now being asked to be aesthetic andeffective...

    Cheese and rice!

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  4. This makes me feel safe by GoddersUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've seen various comments/analysis on other sites about how unsafe this makes people feel. My response was completely the opposite: security is completely ineffective yet it's quite rare for terrorists to blow up airliners. Conclusion: terrorists don't pose a massive threat to our safety and we can do away with all the infringements of our liberties made in the name of safety from terrorists.

    Although, no doubt, the government will see it as an excuse to make airport security fondle your bollocks for a minimum of 30 seconds; after all, we've got to stop all those terrorists that aren't blowing up planes from blowing up planes!

    1. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      no terrorist is gonna try to hijack a plane again,
      everyone on the plane will assume the plane would be flown into another building,
      any terrorist dumb enough to try after 9-11 is gonna get to experience mob justice first hand

    2. Re:This makes me feel safe by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure, you might get a few hundred casulties and the loss of a plane and possible some casulties on the ground.. there are far worse things they could do. Black Friday at a Wal-mart? Sporting events, train stations..

      Yes, this is the obvious thing. I recall after 9/11 when people were actually freaked out by such possibilities. I had a couple friends who didn't even want to go to shopping malls for a few months, because there was fear that any large congregation of people could be a target.

      And then what happened?? Nothing.

      And people stopped worrying about all those other possibilities....

      Also, a fun stat on that "sure you might get a few hundred casualties" with a loss of a plane. Keep in mind that TSA is not free either. And I'm not just talking about cost or special scanners (whether they have medical consequences or not) or groping.

      I'm talking about how everyone was saddened after 9/11 about how much of a waste it was -- that so many people had "lost their lives" in their prime.

      Well, guess what? Run the math on the 600,000,000 passengers who board flights in the U.S. every year or so. For every minute/person the TSA wastes, that equates to roughly 1000 years of people's lifespans wasted cumulatively.

      If the TSA wastes 5 minutes on average for people standing in line and going through extra security crap, that's 5000 years of lifespans "lost" every year when people could be doing something else, being productive in their own lives. (And that doesn't even take into account how much time is wasted because people arrive early at airports just in case of a long security delay.)

      This may sound like a silly analysis, but it's time we're all forced to give out of our lives for no apparent reason just to board a plane.

      One could thus argue that the TSA is already wasting "hundreds of lives" every year, even if a plane doesn't go down... we don't need the terrorists to do it.

  5. And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    nothing happened ...

  6. Of course they failed 95% of the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's in the testers' interests to beat the system, and they know what all of the protocols and technologies involved are. Unlike a terrorist, they also don't need to use real munitions, or carry anything that would be practical for the previous or next phase of their plan. The testers also are just devising the hardest tests they can, instead of trying to imitate the methods utilized by the people they're supposed to be training the checkpoints to spot. They're specifically targeting known weaknesses. A high failure rate is their objective!

    It's a possibly a good process but we can't write off the system as ineffective because of this result. It's just clickbait. "You're not safe!!! Monsters lurk behind every door!!!"

  7. Re:from my limited experience by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The difference in your example compared to the TSA is that even the Greek regular were professionals taking reasonable steps with proper training while the TSA has minimal training on ineffective measures of people who basically would otherwise likely be unemployable. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to outsmart a TSA agent as people regularly get stuff past them that should easily have been caught by the old methods of screening and more so by the current ones. There was a story a while back about the number of people accidentally getting their firearms past the TSA. These were likely people who had a carry permit and just automatically carry their firearm everywhere without thinking about it, much like you do with your wallet, watch, phone, etc. as it is something done automatically without thinking.

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  8. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's impossible to stop all terrorists. We're simply reacting to the last attack, because there's no realistic way to stop the next one.

    Profiling might be somewhat useful, but it's doubtful. Disallowing large/serious weapons on a plane is a good thing simply because, without some amplification of strength, the numbers are wildly against any single attacker. Simple security is sufficient.

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  9. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah. This is important! If you have a gallon bottle of dangerous explosive liquids you must dump it to the trashcan at the checkpoint. Yes, the one that is by the long queue of people waiting to get through the check. That trashcan is made of superplastic than neutralizes all dangerous substances. Watch out citizen! Have your passport ready! Don't have too much liquids ready! (unless you keep it in your pocket, hand, or anywhere the security won't notice)

  10. Most criminals are dumb by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What you're saying is that most criminals are dumb, and that's why security manages to catch them. Smart criminals are unlikely to get caught.

    If we accept that as true, and if we are willing to accept that life is never totally risk free, then all of TSA and Homeland Security could be abolished. Then the rest of the world could also stop complying with the idiotic restrictions (liquids, etc.) initiated by the US.

    Anyway, there is absolutely no evidence that security today is any better than it was pre-9/11. Without the security theater, we would save such huge amounts of time. I still remember fondly being able to show up at the airport 30 minutes before flight departure, show my ticket, walk onto the airplane. That's the way is was, and the way it should be again.

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  11. More like 57% effective by pr0t0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to this poll http://www.harrisinteractive.c..., about 57% of frequent flyers believe the current TSA procedures are making it safer to fly. The other 43% recognize them for the theatrics that they are.

    Sure, they find their fair share of fake novelty hand grenades and medieval weaponry in checked baggage. They even once saved a plane from the pudding cup my daughter left in her backpack (which naturally earned her a pat-down). But what the TSA was really doing was keeping a major mode of transportation operational for a brief time of uncertainty. As with all things government, the project's scope began to creep and pockets got lined while we stood in a line to have our pockets felt by a creep.

    57% think the TSA is money well spent. That is the metric by which the TSA measures itself.

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  12. Re:Government union workers by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So do CEOs and politicians.

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  13. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces. Who knows what a terrorist might do if he smuggled 4 ounces of shampoo aboard a plane!

    That could be a bomb, throw it in the garbage over there!

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  14. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and whenever anyone attempts to raise awareness to these issues (Snowden, for example), we just throw them to the wolves.