Triggering a Mouse's Happy Memories With Lasers Gives It the Will To Struggle On
the_newsbeagle writes: With optogenetics, scientists can tag neurons with light-responsive proteins, and then trigger those neurons to "turn on" with the pulse of a light. In the latest application, MIT researchers used light to turn on certain neurons in male mice's hippocampi that were associated with a happy memory (coming into contact with female mice!), and then tested whether that artificially activated memory changed the mice's reactions to a stressful situation (being hung by their tails). Mice who got jolted with the happy memory struggled to get free for longer than the control mice. This tail-suspension test was developed to screen potential antidepressant drugs: If a rodent struggles longer before giving up, it's considered less depressed.
I know this kind of thing needs to be done. Still I find it repulsive from an emotional point of view.
Mice with friggin lasers on... their... heads...
Oh, never mind.
(I wanted sharks....)
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
The mice struggle more because they're being shocked? ;)
Assumption of "meeting female mice" equals "happiness" for male mice. They don't have any relationship problems, ever? How?
Hanging drugged-out mice by the tail to figure out if the drugs are any good as antidepressants.
Hey, maybe there's some solid science in there. Possibly. But, you know.
Just fuck 'em.
I wonder if the "researchers" would enjoy being strung up, hanging by their feet, while someone experimented on them.
"If a rodent struggles longer before giving up, it's considered less depressed." - or maybe it's just more physically fit and more athletic; ever think of that?
These mice wanted to get some tail, so they struggled more to free their tail.
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If a rodent struggles longer before giving up, it's considered less depressed.
Metrics like that is how GLeeMONEX was invented.
"Those involved in the early stages of GLeeMONEX- the scientists, marketing arm and several early users - are followed, right up through the troubling coma-like side effect of being stuck in their happiest memory."
> If a rodent struggles longer before giving up, it's considered less depressed.
yfw you realise the world's supply of anti-depressant drugs is based on this retarded test.
So is the converse true? Does trigger unhappy memory cause the mouse to want to... well, rollover and die?
This tail-suspension test was developed to screen potential antidepressant drugs: If a rodent struggles longer before giving up, it's considered less depressed.
Yes. This will definitely end in zombies.
How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
The tail suspension test (TST) was developed as a rodent screening test for potential (human) antidepressant drugs. It is based on the assumption that an animal will actively try to escape an aversive (stressful) stimulus. If escape is impossible, the animal will eventually stop trying ("give up"). In the TST a mouse is suspended by the tail so that its body dangles in the air, facing downward. The test lasts for six or more minutes and may be repeated multiple times. Mice initially struggle to face upward and climb to a solid surface. When the animal stops struggling and hangs immobile it is considered to have “given up”. Longer periods of immobility are characteristic of a depressive-like state. The validity of this test stems from the finding that treatment with an antidepressant drug will decrease the time the animal spends immobile.
I imagine if the drug made the mouse more insane (i.e., struggling more against the impossible). Conversely, I imagine if the drug made the mouse smart enough to know it was impossible, it would appear depressed.
Reminds me of a scene in the Bruce Lee film Enter The Dragon where he realizes he finds himself in a trap and just sits down and waits to make his move.
Lasers to help you struggle on at work. There should be a Dilbert about this.
...a new technique for identifying gay mice has been discovered by optogenetics researchers.
Interviewer: Did it work? ...eww...
Researcher: Yes. But we had to discontinue it.
Interviewer: Why?
Researcher: Because what we thought was memory stimulation was actually a memory encoding and replay system.
Interviewer: And that makes a difference...why?
Researcher: Because our test subjects were highly disturbed by "memories" of getting their freak on with female mice...
Interviewer:
Researcher: Indeed...
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THANK GOD!!!
And lapped up by the usual Slashdot psychopaths... who can't feel the suffering of others...
What is that like? Having to pretend to give a shit about all the people around you, when you can't actually FEEL what they feel, and don't care.
So mice have to be tortured in order to make unhappy humans 'happy'. Aaw, the poor little humans, unhappy and too stupid to try being grateful for what they have, and too psychopathic to start caring about the suffering of others. Unhappy people are always selfish. (I don't mean somebody who is unhappy because their mother or father died, etc. I mean selfish, miserable, permanently unhappy people, who want the world to bow down to them and make them happy.)
Weaponize it: soldiers who serve for home and memory.
-kgj
God damn. We better hope mice never develop the ability to use tools or we're all going to have our throats cut in our sleep.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Somebody should try this on Melody Hensley.
Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
"If a rodent struggles longer before giving up, it's considered less depressed."
Pretty sure that was my last boss's management style as well.
"Jim, how's your team doing?"
"Great!"
-Styopa
I think so, Brain. But where are we going to get prosethetic tails at this time of the night?
No tea for me, thanks.