Kim Jong Un Claims To Have Cured AIDS, Ebola and Cancer

Posted by Soulskill on Saturday June 20, 2015 @03:36AM from the what-took-you-so-long dept.

jones_supa writes: North Korea has created a wonder drug which not only cures AIDS, but also eradicates Ebola and cancer — at least, according to the latest proclamation from the country's news agency. Their announcement says the miracle cure consists of ginseng grown from fertilizer and rare earth elements. The drug's website cites a medical study in Africa where the product was tested on HIV-positive patients. It records that every single participant in the trial noted an improvement, with 56% being completely cured and 44% noting a considerable improvement in their condition. Among other benefits, the North Korean scientists also revealed that the drug is capable of curing a number of cancers, but did not provide details of the medical trials which support this claim. It's also good to remember that the state has previously claimed that Kim Jong Il invented the hamburger.

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poster child by rubycodez · 2015-06-20 03:57 · Score: 5, Funny

The medicinal herb also cures diabetes and morbid obesity; just look at the chiselled energetic body of the leader!
And that is different than... by Dcnjoe60 · 2015-06-20 04:41 · Score: 5, Insightful

And that is different than the US Congress declaring climate change doesn't exist?
1. Re:And that is different than... by phantomfive · 2015-06-20 05:56 · Score: 5, Informative
  
  And that is different than the US Congress declaring climate change doesn't exist?
  Yes, because the opposite happened.
  
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