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Ashley Madison Source Code Shows Evidence They Created Bots To Message Men

An anonymous reader writes: Gizmodo's Annalee Newitz looked through the source code contained in the recent Ashley Madison data dump and found evidence that the company created tens of thousands of bot accounts designed to spur their male users into action by sending them messages. "The code tells the story of a company trying to weave the illusion that women on the site were plentiful and eager." The evidence suggests bots sent over 20 million messages on the website, and chatted with people over 11 million times. The vast majority of fake accounts — 70,529 to 43 — pretended to be female, and the users targeted were almost entirely men. Comments left in the code indicate some of the issues Ashley Madison's engineers had to solve: "randomizing start time so engagers don't all pop up at the same time" and "for every single state that has guest males, we want to have a chat engager." The AI was unsophisticated, though one type of bot would try to convince men to pay and then pass them to a real person.

311 comments

  1. How is this legal? by SoCalChris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is this legal? Tricking people into paying for accounts by convincing them that someone is trying to message them would be fraud, wouldn't it?

    1. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC from some other post, you as a subscriber would have had to agree that you were paying for an entertainment service. But I don't know if I would be dumb enough to pay for an eliza.

    2. Re:How is this legal? by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, before you sign up you have to agree to terms of service, and somewhere hidden deep in the fine print is some incredibly vague sentence like "all interactions between users are purely for entertainment purposes only" which, if necessary in a court of law, they can easily construe to mean that the users agreed to be lied to.

    3. Re:How is this legal? by Narcocide · · Score: 2

      Actually, sorry that wouldn't be vague enough. It would be probably more something like "all interactions between users and [the website] are for entertainment purposes only."

    4. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC someone said that the Terms of Service say that they use bots to chat with users to generate interest and users can opt out of the bots.

    5. Re:How is this legal? by taustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's only fruit of the poisonous tree if the police hack it without a warrant. In point of fact, stolen stuff is used as evidence against the theft victim all the time.

      This should result in a very thorough investigation in to AM, including warrants for copies of all source code and backups (and when it turns out the bots have been removed since the hack, that's another charge of destroying evidence). Seem unlikely it will, but it certainly should.

    6. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open sores programmers always do dodgy things. Expect nothing different from hippies who don't shower. It's what you get for associating with people who use Linux.

      Mr Ballmer, is that you?

    7. Re:How is this legal? by Sun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At least where I'm at, the law says that a contract unilaterally phrased by one side needs to be interpreted, in a court of law, in the way most detrimental to that side. Under those conditions, the question is not how AM can construe the phrase, but how the plaintiff can construe it.

      Shachar

    8. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure but these are people we don't like so it's OK

    9. Re:How is this legal? by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Informative
      You're right. They warn that some parts of their website are for entertainment only. Here are the terms and conditions, and the relevant portion reproduced below:

      Other Aspects of the Ashley Madison Service – For Your Entertainment

      Our Site and our Service gives users the opportunity to explore their fantasies and to interact with others in the Site. However, there is no guarantee you will find a date or partner on our Site or using our Service. Our Site and our Service also is geared to provide you with amusement and entertainment. You agree that some of the features of our Site and our Service are intended to provide entertainment.

      Others Using the Site for Entertainment

      You also understand and agree that there are users and members on the Site that use and subscribe to our Service for purely entertainment purposes. Those users and subscribers are not seeking physical meetings with anyone they meet on the Service, but consider their communications with users and members to be for their amusement.

      You acknowledge and agree that any profiles of users and members, as well as, communications from such persons may not be true, accurate or authentic and may be exaggerated or fantasy. You acknowledge and understand that you may be communicating with such persons and that we are not responsible for such communications.

      Of course, in another section the prohibit you from using bots, and in another section, prohibit you from using fake profile pictures. So the only ones who could be doing these things..............

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    10. Re:How is this legal? by theNetImp · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is no poisonous tree. The police did not perform the search. Since the person who stole the code was un-affilliated with the police it can be used in court as evidence if someone were to spin up a lawsuit.

    11. Re:How is this legal? by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      It's legal because none of the husbands trying to cheat on their wives will ever publicly complain, ever, not even now that it has been exposed, bwa ha ha ha.

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    12. Re:How is this legal? by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's questionable that these are enforceable, though. EULAs in general are questionable in courts, and in this case there is no doubt that their was intentional deception of the customers. No one would be able to guess that they would have bots talking to them from reading the EULA.

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    13. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It can be used so far as requesting a warrant for access to the actual software for the police to confirm these findings, which can then be used in a court as evidence - especially as the source of these leaks is obviously partial/biased against Ashley Madison. Remember when the hackers told them to cease operations immediately or have the data leaked?.

    14. Re:How is this legal? by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 1

      "I'm a scumbag, but was cheated by an even bigger scumbag"-cases often don't go to court.

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    15. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What the hackers should have done is wait until after the ipo. Then AM would be up for securities fraud, claiming many more customers than they really had. Fake/bot accounts that swindle people of their cash would certainly be a breach of the securities act!!

      Bnz

    16. Re:How is this legal? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Stupidest post ever. Of course it's fraud, and of course there's no "poisoned tree". This will just keep getting worse for AM. And you can bet all the other dating sites are now scrambling to cover their own tracks.

    17. Re:How is this legal? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "How is this legal? Tricking people into paying for accounts by convincing them that someone is trying to message them would be fraud, wouldn't it?"

      Then convincing somebody that they look beautiful and sexy in those skinny jeans would be fraud too.

      Caveat emptor.

    18. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like all those tens of millions of fake Twitter accounts that the company knows about, but doesn't mind ;)

    19. Re:How is this legal? by Flentil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't expect that to hold up very well with them repeatedly using words like 'subscribers' and 'persons'. I don't think bots would qualify for either definition.

    20. Re:How is this legal? by james_gnz · · Score: 1

      How is this legal? Tricking people into paying for accounts by convincing them that someone is trying to message them would be fraud, wouldn't it?

      I'd guess it's not legal, but very few people would seriously consider suing them, not just to avoid drawing attention to themselves, but simply because it's not really worthwhile initiating legal proceedings over a matter of a few dollars. I expect that anyone who complained to the company would be fobbed off, unless they demonstrated substantial familiarity with relevant legal matters, in which case the company would promptly offer a refund "at their discretion" and "out of courtesy", or some such. That's how Wilson Parking operate with their fraudulently overpriced "Breach Notices".

    21. Re:How is this legal? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Funny

      How is this legal? Tricking people into paying for accounts by convincing them that someone is trying to message them would be fraud, wouldn't it?

      I for one am outraged that people who facilitate adultery are anything but honest and above board!

    22. Re:How is this legal? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You cannot agree to someone breaking the law, no matter how many weasel words you use. You just go ahead and try to draw up a contract that allows you to kill people with impunity and see how far you get.

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    23. Re:How is this legal? by gutnor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And considering the number of actual woman on the website, most men only used it for fantasy rather than actually cheating. So entertainment is what they were looking for and what they actually got.

    24. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has never been a case where an individual has managed to win over a EULA. Being questionable, unenforceable or illegal makes no difference.

    25. Re:How is this legal? by JMJimmy · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not, but up to the hack they strictly obeyed to the 11th commandments ("Thou shall not get caught").

      But, how do you want to prove it; you can't use the hacked data ("Fruit of the poisonous tree")...

      "Poison tree" argument also doesn't apply to Canadian law. Courts regularly use "poisoned" evidence here. That said, there's no case because they include this clause in their terms:

      Other Aspects of the Ashley Madison Service – For Your Entertainment

      Our Site and our Service gives users the opportunity to explore their fantasies and to interact with others in the Site. However, there is no guarantee you will find a date or partner on our Site or using our Service. Our Site and our Service also is geared to provide you with amusement and entertainment. You agree that some of the features of our Site and our Service are intended to provide entertainment.

      In Canadian law as long as you disclose that it's for entertainment purposes only you can get away with a lot more. It's how psychic/erotic phone lines and such get around laws that would otherwise make it illegal.

    26. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Criminal activity like this must be investigated regardless of complaints. Yes officially the police do not have a choice in this.

    27. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terms of service wherein they're allowed to commit criminal acts (Fraud) are void out of box.

    28. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) It's not enforceable. Contract terms don't allow that which is criminal conduct to be legit.
      2) In most jurisdictions, the terms themselves are deemed a civil violation of the law (See Deceptive Trade Practices Law)- which also renders the agreement void.

      It's fraud, and the DTP Laws in most of the US States define it as a specific form thereof.

    29. Re:How is this legal? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How many people do you think read all of the T&Cs? How many people do you know who have read the Facebook T&Cs, for example (I know two, but I don't know anyone who has both read them and agreed to them)?

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    30. Re:How is this legal? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There have been cases where EULAs that were not presented before the product was purchased were declared grounds for returning the product for a full refund. There is also a huge body of case law on contracts in general. In common law countries, the requirement for a contract to be binding is that a 'meeting of minds' has occurred and it is up to the party wishing to enforce the contract to prove this. Signatures, for example, provide strong evidence (and the backing of case law that they count as evidence), but there is very little statute law defining what makes a contract binding (though some on what makes one non-binding, such as requiring one party to break a law).

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    31. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only an idiot would believe some hidden, incredibly vague fine print would survive scrutiny in a court of law.

    32. Re:How is this legal? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      maybe so, but I would imagine a lot of single men were on the site as well, looking for easy hookups with those frustrated and lonely housewives.

    33. Re:How is this legal? by CanadianRealist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      to interact with others in the Site

      users and members on the Site

      Emphasis mine in both cases. The use of the phrase "in the site" caught my attention right away. Is that a reference to their bots, who are literally in the site. "On the site" is what I usually hear, and they clearly know that version since they use it elsewhere.

    34. Re:How is this legal? by delt0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How the fuck can people be so gullible... That really sexy girl that just want to give some internet stranger a good time, is ALWAYS ether a bot, a big fat dude or the feds.

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    35. Re:How is this legal? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It would never hold up in a UK court, I'm certain of that. T&Cs don't override a reasonable person's expectations of a service.

      For example, years ago I sent a package overseas. I paid Royal Mail for tracking and insurance. The package was lost and they couldn't tell me what happened to it. They argued that the T&Cs, which were far too long to read standing at the counter in the post office and were not explained to be by their staff, stated that the tracking stops at the UK border and as such so does the insurance. The judge dismissed their argument immediately, because the service is advertised as being tracked and insured. They would have had to clearly advertise that massive gaping hole prominently if they wanted to enforce it.

      I really hope someone does take them to court to get their money back.

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    36. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hey My wife Eliza is hot!

    37. Re:How is this legal? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      The bots are people. You just have to use your imagination in the realm of fantasy. Being for "entertainment purposes and all that". LOL, talk about these guys being taken for a ride!

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    38. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Looks like fraud to me. Waiting for lawsuits. Should be funny.

    39. Re:How is this legal? by digitig · · Score: 3, Funny

      LOL, talk about these guys being taken for a ride!

      I think the problem is that the guys were not likely to get taken for a ride.

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    40. Re:How is this legal? by Dins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's legal because none of the husbands trying to cheat on their wives will ever publicly complain, ever, not even now that it has been exposed, bwa ha ha ha.

      If they had an affair through AM, got caught and divorced because of that, not only might they complain but they would be much more likely to.

      That said, it comes back round to the fact that there were so few actual women on the site that there likely weren't many actual affairs that were arranged.

    41. Re:How is this legal? by oobayly · · Score: 2

      Plus, they could have made a packet shorting the stock.

    42. Re:How is this legal? by jaa101 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      How many people do you think read all of the T&Cs? How many people do you know who have read the Facebook T&Cs, for example (I know two, but I don't know anyone who has both read them and agreed to them)?

      So you're going with the "I didn't read the contract before I signed it so I'm not bound by it" defence?

      Whether you read them is not very interesting legally. What matters is that you agreed to them which, if you signed up, I'm betting you must have done. Typically the only protection you have in one-sided T&Cs like these is that they're interpreted as much as possible in favour of the consumer. That's in addition to "unconscionable" clauses being void.

      There really needs to be some stronger consumer protections that stop Apple et al. from having 43-page T&Cs that change every few months that nobody has time to read. Even being "plain language" doesn't help when they're that long. Is there any jurisdiction in the world with a sensible approach to fixing this?

    43. Re:How is this legal? by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      Yeah it's almost like they cheated.

    44. Re: How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, elucidate your thoughts.

    45. Re:How is this legal? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the more vague sentences that seem to cover the bots:

      Our Site and our Service also is geared to provide you with amusement and entertainment. You agree that some of the features of our Site and our Service are intended to provide entertainment.

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    46. Re: How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The skinny jeans aren't a person. And you aren't paying to read messages you think are from a person but actually sent by skinny jeans.

    47. Re:How is this legal? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Once corporations won the right to have a license which says anything they want, and which they can change any time they want ... legal is whatever the hell they say it is.

      Fraudulent and deceptive practices? Read the license.

      Shady behavior designed to fool you into thinking you're being chatted up so you'll subscribe? Read the license.

      They basically got carte blanche to do anything they want to, any time they want to.

      And, really, from what I'm seeing they were also doing some shady dealings in terms of how they were trying to inflate their value in the IPO.

      So ... internet company with shady business model trying to nudge people into spending money, and trying to pass off their financials as making them a billion dollar company ... film at 11.

      This is why I don't give a damn about sites which want to charge me for a membership, because they have an interest in taking my money, and I don't really have any reason to trust them. Greedy bastards and sales people. Putting them on the internet doesn't change what they are.

      Just like companies who want to be able to do direct billing to your credit card, and want to be able to auto-renew without you jumping through hoops to cancel ... you should assume that all websites which want you to buy a subscription are probably a little dodgy, and ran by greedy bastards and sales people.

      The business model was to get people to sign up in the belief they'd be getting laid. Which means the lying to you and exploiting that was probably a given. I'm not sure why people are surprised this was happening ... it's the internet, and it dealt with sex ... of course they're lying to you.

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    48. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europe seems to have the right idea, as a few companies have been warned that they will be under investigation if the rules aren't followed and promptly changed course for that region.

      The U.S. only has something along the lines of, first sale (which is void as soon as you buy a "license" instead of a "product"), "because an illegal item is in agreed to in a contract, does not make it legal", and UCC (which doesn't necessarily apply to software). Enforcing these and slapping large fines (I consider large fines to be >=10% of annual revenue) on violators would fix the problem pretty quickly, but it's hard to fine the company that got you (or your friends) elected...

    49. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is fraud but it's a calculated gamble. Who is going to sue an adultery website? 1 person in 10,000 maybe? The rest will just let you keep their money and quietly go away.

    50. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those guys can sue AM right after they get out of divorce court.

    51. Re:How is this legal? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How many people can actually understand the T&Cs? Interesting video on the subject here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      The guy in the video is an academic who developed software for determining the reading ability needed to understand text. He checked the terms and conditions on many sites and services and found that often a post-graduate (Masters/PhD) level education was required just to understand them, assuming you could be bothered to even read a document longer than Hamlet and take the time to fully appreciate the ramifications of agreeing to it.

      UK courts usually determine clauses that are too complex for a "reasonable person" to understand as void. It's a failure to communicate by the writer.

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    52. Re:How is this legal? by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      In Canadian law as long as you disclose that it's for entertainment purposes only you can get away with a lot more. It's how psychic/erotic phone lines and such get around laws that would otherwise make it illegal.

      Haha, it's 'performance' art!

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    53. Re:How is this legal? by CCarrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey My wife Eliza is hot!

      How do you really feel about your wife Eliza is hot?

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    54. Re:How is this legal? by deathguppie · · Score: 1

      Technically what AM was charging for is to remove accounts that people suddenly regretted making. There are a lot of unhappy marriages out there, and who knows the motive of every person that signed up for that site. However I'm pretty sure that people figured out pretty quick that the women weren't real. Then they were left with the realization that they made a stupid decision. So AM would happily remove their account for a fee.

      The thing is it looks like in most cases they actually didn't remove the personal information, and that may in fact be what they get sued for in the end.

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    55. Re:How is this legal? by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      You can't sue without risking your wife finding out you joined the site. Of course, now people will be suing after their wife finds out, so the lawsuits might go further and sue not just for lax security, but for being a total con job.

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    56. Re:How is this legal? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's irrelevant. Criminal complaints (you only need one person to file a complaint) are investigated by the police, and prosecuted by the public prosecutor in criminal court. They're entirely different from lawsuits. The prosecutor can even pursue a case even when the victim refuses to cooperate (though they usually don't, because that makes it hard to win the case); that's why that stuff about "pressing charge" on TV shows is a bunch of bullshit. Crime victims have zero legal power over whether someone is tried for the crime or not, or whether charges are filed.

    57. Re:How is this legal? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'd guess it's not legal, but very few people would seriously consider suing them, not just to avoid drawing attention to themselves, but simply because it's not really worthwhile initiating legal proceedings over a matter of a few dollars.

      If it's a crime (fraud), then lawsuits are completely irrelevant. This is basic civics. Lawsuits are over torts, not crimes.

    58. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always just assumed that pay-for sites did this sort of thing. They have every incentive (especially profit), and no disincentive.

      Free sites might not have bots, but they are still big data harvesters, so they still have some incentive.

    59. Re:How is this legal? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      70K Fembots?! How can one study that aspect of AM's efforts?

      I know, IRTFA; all I can say is, "self medication is flawed."

    60. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      awww yeah, Computerphile is awsome

    61. Re:How is this legal? by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 1

      It can be used so far as requesting a warrant for access to the actual software for the police to confirm these findings, which can then be used in a court as evidence - especially as the source of these leaks is obviously partial/biased against Ashley Madison. Remember when the hackers told them to cease operations immediately or have the data leaked?.

      Yet another armchair asshole that doesn't realise that there are hundreds of major differences between a civil and a criminal case. Now granted, I'm no lawyer myself; but I've been involved in enough instances of both scenarios to know that you are completely wrong on every single point that you posted here. Fraud is a tort, that means it's a legal dispute between two private parties and the US government is not involved beyond impartial mediation and, if necessary, enforcement of the result. Private parties cannot request warrants but at the same time, they don't need them. Bias has no bearing in this kind of scenario unless you care to make the argument that it is necessary for a case like this to proceed.

    62. Re:How is this legal? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It's never irrelevant when it is satire, the joke is the nature of the fraud and the nature of the victims ie cheating the cheaters ;D.

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    63. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on how profitable your business is. Seems to work well for Mining/Drilling/Medical/Military et al.

    64. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Class action lawsuit, maybe?

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    65. Re:How is this legal? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      How many people do you think read all of the T&Cs? How many people do you know who have read the Facebook T&Cs, for example (I know two, but I don't know anyone who has both read them and agreed to them)?

      I read them and didn't agree with them, hence have zero facebook presence. Does that count? :)

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    66. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better get that air conditioner fixed, or she'll leave.

    67. Re: How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There was a clause in the TOS stating something to the effect that not all users are real people looking to hook up and instead are simply there for entertainment. Its a bit vague but definitely sets up a legal defense.

    68. Re:How is this legal? by dryeo · · Score: 3

      "Poison tree" argument also doesn't apply to Canadian law. Courts regularly use "poisoned" evidence here. That said, there's no case because they include this clause in their terms:

      Yes and no. Section 24.2 of the Charter states,

      (2) Where, in proceedings under subsection (1), a court concludes that evidence was obtained in a manner that infringed or denied any rights or freedoms guaranteed by this Charter, the evidence shall be excluded if it is established that, having regard to all the circumstances, the admission of it in the proceedings would bring the administration of justice into disrepute.

      It depends on a few things, from wiki. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      (1) the seriousness of the Charter-infringing conduct (focusing on a review of how society would view the actions of the state), (2) the impact of the breach on the Charter-protected interests of the accused (focusing on a review of how the state's actions affected the accused), and (3) society's interests in the adjudication of the case on its merits (focusing on a review of the importance and reliability of the evidence).

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    69. Re:How is this legal? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      No, fraud is most definitely a criminal offence. Go and check out the FBI website or something.

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    70. Re:How is this legal? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      How is this legal? Tricking people into paying for accounts by convincing them that someone is trying to message them would be fraud, wouldn't it?

      Apparently nobody noticed.

      If everybody is happy and nobody's being short-changed then it's not fraud in my book.

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    71. Re:How is this legal? by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything that says you won't be interacting with a real person. All the above language means is that what another user might tell you could be complete bullshit.

    72. Re:How is this legal? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The EULA insists that all disputes be settled in Ontario, Canada. I have no idea how Ontario will rule in this situation, I don't think there is an precedence, but presumably AM chose that location because they thought it would be friendly to them.

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    73. Re:How is this legal? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      some of the features of our Site and our Service are intended to provide entertainment.

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    74. Re:How is this legal? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      A UK court will ignore that. Such clauses are unenforceable in the UK, they can't remove your right to use your local small claims court.

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    75. Re:How is this legal? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      On their home page, it says very clearly " 100% Like-minded People." Since AM hired people to talk to men and lead them on, this is definitely not true lol. TBH I think there is a strong case against AM here. I am interested in seeing how a court would rule on the bot issue, though.

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    76. Re:How is this legal? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That's good to know. I wonder what the US does in that situation.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    77. Re:How is this legal? by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      The fake messages are sent to convince the user that the service is useful to them. How is that not fraud?

      It's the equivalent of selling magic beans.

    78. Re:How is this legal? by bhartman34 · · Score: 1

      some of the features of our Site and our Service are intended to provide entertainment.

      That sentence doesn't mean anything. All of the site is intended to provide entertainment, I'd imagine. Why else would you go to the site? But the entertainment being offered is talking to people who want to have hot, sticky affairs.

      Their motto was not, "Life is short. Talk to a bot.".

    79. Re: How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fraud is a criminal offense. No one needs to sue them, they Feds can go after them anytime they want.

    80. Re:How is this legal? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Like I said, it will be really interesting to see how a court responds to that.

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    81. Re:How is this legal? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      But you can sue someone for fraud without their ever having been convicted in criminal court.

    82. Re:How is this legal? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      They go to civil court all the time.

    83. Re:How is this legal? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      They're selling a fantasy.

    84. Re:How is this legal? by nytes · · Score: 0

      IANAL

      I don't believe there's any requirement to sue in a venue that is convenient for the party being sued. "Venue shopping" isn't unusual here. That's why most patent cases wind up being filed in Texas - Texas is known to be very friendly to the patent holders.

      I don't think I've ever heard of or seen a clause in the US that requires all lawsuits to be settled in a specific venue. (And there's nothing to stop you from suing in your local venue to break that clause, if there is one.)

      Since this crosses state lines, jurisdiction would be a wide open question. It could also shift this into a criminal case in federal court for wire fraud.

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    85. Re:How is this legal? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Since the person who stole the code was un-affilliated with the police

      How can you prove that?

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    86. Re:How is this legal? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      There isn't a requirement by default. But I think it's common in contracts for both parties to agree at the time of signing where disagreements will be adjudicated. Certainly it's common on credit card contracts.

      In this case, the contract is the form of a EULA, which is different. I don't know of any lawsuit where a jurisdiction clause in a EULA was contested, so that will be another interesting question for the court to take up.

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    87. Re:How is this legal? by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Why do you say that hey my wife Eliza is hot?

    88. Re:How is this legal? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      This is why I don't give a damn about sites which want to charge me for a membership, because they have an interest in taking my money

      and .... you lost us.

      if someone is providing a service, they should be able to charge for it. how do you think things like netflix exist? it's up to you to judge if you think the transfer of money for services is worth it. it's not that hard. let me guess, you also use adblock right?

      if you can give me directions to your magical fairy land where massive tech infrastructures and funded by good intentions, i'd be thankful.

    89. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, apparently, a robot. Hey, some people are into that...

    90. Re:How is this legal? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever heard of or seen a clause in the US that requires all lawsuits to be settled in a specific venue.

      Really? I don't think I've ever read an EULA which didn't have such a clause. Since Facebook's has been mentioned elsewhere on this page:

      15. Disputes

      1. You will resolve any claim, cause of action or dispute (claim) you have with us arising out of or relating to this Statement or Facebook exclusively in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California or a state court located in San Mateo County, and you agree to submit to the personal jurisdiction of such courts for the purpose of litigating all such claims. The laws of the State of California will govern this Statement, as well as any claim that might arise between you and us, without regard to conflict of law provisions.

    91. Re:How is this legal? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Yes, Canadian law is on the basis of "having regard to all the circumstances". That's been used by judges to keep evidence that should technically have been excluded but in doing so would "bring the administration of justice into disrepute". ie: where in the US you can "poison tree" evidence on clerical errors, improper procedures, etc. Canadian courts have the leeway to say "this was a minor infringement of the individual's rights without intent and we're not going to get rid of the only evidence that proves this guy raped kids." or the opposite and say "this guy was tortured for the information that led to the evidence and you wouldn't have found it otherwise, you can no longer use that evidence".

    92. Re:How is this legal? by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      ...the reading ability needed to understand ... the terms and conditions on many sites and services ... often (requires) a post-graduate (Masters/PhD) level education

      And just to state the obvious, this is strictly intentional.

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    93. Re:How is this legal? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      There have been cases where EULAs that were not presented before the product was purchased were declared grounds for returning the product for a full refund.

      Most EULAs will actually _tell_ you that acceptance of the EULA is necessary to finalize the sale of some software, and that you should return the software for a full refund if you don't wish to agree with the EULA.

      So the logic is that you either accept the EULA and are bound by it, or you don't accept the EULA and return the software without using it, or you don't accept the EULA, don't return the software, in which case there was no sale, you have no right to use the software, and the fact that you didn't get your money back is your own fault.

    94. Re:How is this legal? by nytes · · Score: 1

      Ah. Well, color me wrong, then. :)

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    95. Re:How is this legal? by james_gnz · · Score: 1

      If it's a crime (fraud), then lawsuits are completely irrelevant. This is basic civics. Lawsuits are over torts, not crimes.

      Okay, but, unless someone in a government department somewhere is actually paid to go looking, then to an extent it's a moot point. Nothing will be done unless someone, willing to submit to testimony and cross-examination, makes a complaint to the relevant government department. It's still a significant effort to make over a matter of a few dollars.

    96. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all about ethics in the cheating industry

    97. Re:How is this legal? by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      You're right. They warn that some parts of their website are for entertainment only. Here are the terms and conditions, and the relevant portion reproduced below:

      Other Aspects of the Ashley Madison Service – For Your Entertainment Our Site and our Service gives users the opportunity to explore their fantasies and to interact with others in the Site. However, there is no guarantee you will find a date or partner on our Site or using our Service. Our Site and our Service also is geared to provide you with amusement and entertainment. You agree that some of the features of our Site and our Service are intended to provide entertainment. Others Using the Site for Entertainment You also understand and agree that there are users and members on the Site that use and subscribe to our Service for purely entertainment purposes. Those users and subscribers are not seeking physical meetings with anyone they meet on the Service, but consider their communications with users and members to be for their amusement. You acknowledge and agree that any profiles of users and members, as well as, communications from such persons may not be true, accurate or authentic and may be exaggerated or fantasy. You acknowledge and understand that you may be communicating with such persons and that we are not responsible for such communications .

      Of course, in another section the prohibit you from using bots, and in another section, prohibit you from using fake profile pictures. So the only ones who could be doing these things..............

      Thanks for the quote, Emphasis mine.
      They wrote the bots that sent the communications, which makes them responsible. The wording around that clearly insinuates that 'real other people may lie to you' not 'we will lie to you and compound it by pretending the liar is another real user' I can see that bit bringing it all crashing down on them as it is clearly deceptive.

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    98. Re:How is this legal? by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      Kind of like all those tens of millions of fake Twitter accounts that the company knows about, but doesn't mind ;)

      Similar, until you get to the part where Twitter doesn't charge you to interact with the bots by pretending they're real women who want to sleep with you, though I'd love to see that.

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    99. Re:How is this legal? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's not "a few dollars", it's a pretty huge amount of money when you look at all the money ashleymadison bilked from its customers. The government happily pursues cases of fraud in the tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars, why wouldn't they pursue one that's well into the tens of millions or more?

      Besides, criminal cases are frequently pursued by prosecutors because it looks good for them, it's a feather in their cap. Ashleymadison isn't exactly liked right now (between the anti-cheating people and the customers who were duped with false profiles), so a prosecutor pursuing this would get his name in the news and be well-liked, and could launch a political career with it.

    100. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah we can see your name is Shachar, it says so right in the header of your post. So why repeat it again in the body? Stupid.

      Shachar

    101. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EULAs are a waste of time to read because they're so vague that it is impossible to get useful information from them. Not just because they're long and unwieldy and boring and stuffed into teeny tiny scroll boxes.

    102. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On par with "for novelty purposes only"

    103. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems pretty 'unconscionable' to most people. So again, how is it legal?

    104. Re:How is this legal? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      More specifically, the specification of jurisdiction in a contract applies to a contractual dispute only. If you are disputing under other laws that clause is irrelevant.

    105. Re:How is this legal? by Evtim · · Score: 1

      I think it was in "Good omens" where Crawly [the demon that was the snake seducing Eve] sends back to hell EULA from HP to the department that crafts the agreements between the devil and mortals [think Faust] with a small note attached "Read and learn!"......nuff said

    106. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought I hit the jackpot when i started chatting with Dr. Sbaitso. Turned out to be a dude.

    107. Re: How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men alway confusing online fantasy with reality and then getting angry when they are slapped in the face that it is indeed just a fantasy. The part where you have to pay, should have been your first clue what it was. Paying for a woman these days does not get a real woman interested in you it pretty much either gets you some sort of erotic entertainment or used. After all these years you haven't learned that. If AM did in fact state that their site was not a guaranteed date but rather entertainment then it is not illegal unless they somehow forced you into paying....that part you did on your own. I met my husband in real life and am very happy. Perhaps we should all go back to RL dating and giving online dating the boot.

    108. Re:How is this legal? by TheReal_sabret00the · · Score: 1

      I really hope someone does take them to court to get their money back.

      I really hope that this thing snowballs and that all sites that employ bots under the guise of humans for interaction get royally shafted.

    109. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee. You mean like Classmates.com.. Or Linkedin.. Or {name your site of the week].com??

      I can't tell you how many "messages" I got from Classmates.com that said "Someone you may know has contacted you. [Send us money]* to find out who.
      *-My own wording.
      They also used bots to get you to upgrade to their enhanced [Paid] service.
      I seem to remember that this was part of the Taligent Group" of marketing sites at one time. They got sued many times over for bad business practices (scams).

    110. Re:How is this legal? by aurizon · · Score: 1

      Smart crooks, stupid no-hope male clients bought this crap, and paid $$.in fooling themselves thay had a live fish, sort of an online whore house emulation.
      In a bricks and mortar whore house you get your thighs rubbed to get you interested.
      Now the lawsuit. They will pay to fight it, stretch it our for years, and may be win and maybe lose, and if Asley loses, the winners will find the money is all gone, and all their legal work went for nothing and the class action suckers will also get nothing, except being very very well known.

    111. Re:How is this legal? by kmoser · · Score: 1

      T&C's are written by and for lawyers, not civilians.

    112. Re:How is this legal? by slashdotwannabe · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I cannot see how this is not fraud. It may be that some Federal Prosecutor declines to pursue criminal charges, but you can bet your ass there will be a class action suit.

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  2. wat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I HAVE BEEN FOOLED

  3. SO? by jafac · · Score: 3, Informative

    What online game community doesn't have NPC's?

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    1. Re:SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot? ;)

    2. Re:SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      What are you talking about? We have the Cows guy, the Golden Girls guy, the lone remaining GNAA troll, APK, roman_mir, ... the list is endless!

    3. Re:SO? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      What online game community doesn't have NPC's?

      The small difference being that the customer knows that they are NPCs.

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    4. Re:SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you not include goatse, I realize he isn't as popular nowadays (not that he ever really was), but still he is a bastion of slashdot trolling

    5. Re:SO? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      How do you feel about Slashdot? ;) online game community?

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    6. Re:SO? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? We have the Cows guy, the Golden Girls guy, the lone remaining GNAA troll, APK, roman_mir, ... the list is endless!

      You left out the mycleanpc bot.

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    7. Re:SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't speak the name of nameless, or he will return to troll us anew. Now that Beta's rolled out, he may even be able to return in ASCII form! Speaking of his-goatieness, which game was it that featured his most prominent feature? Was it Unreal Tournament 2004 or Quake Tournament or Doom 3?

    8. Re:SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And somebody named "Anonymous Coward" that seems to have multiple personality disorder.

  4. Stop the presses! by bob_super · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Men looking to get laid got lied to and exploited.
    News at 11.

    1. Re:Stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Won't someone think of the marginalized groups? Why won't someone think of them? Patriarchal exploitation, that's why.

    2. Re:Stop the presses! by bob_super · · Score: 2

      What's the AM ratio? 1000 to 1 or maybe worse. >20M guys is a decent sample size for the "claiming to be attached looking to cheat" demographic. Women didn't fall as easily for it, despite their access being free!

      I'm really starting to wonder HOW that conservative hypocrite actually managed to get in so much trouble, when the odds were so crazy low.

    3. Re:Stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and women never lie!

      Misogynistic patriarchal oppressor!

    4. Re:Stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Others have said it, but the reason women don't sign up is because they don't need to..............there are already so many men offering her dick everywhere she goes. Chris Rock said it right.

    5. Re:Stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering men constantly do the same to women to try to get us to do something we don't want to do, sounds fair.

    6. Re:Stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are the lies that got you to do something you "don't want to do", please? Because it sounds like you're accusing someone of something pretty serious, so I just wanted to make sure that you aren't - for example - complaining that someone promised you something in return for sex, aka prostitution on credit, which they didn't then deliver. The lesson there is to never have sex except because you actually enjoy sex.

      Now, list the ways that you have been lied to by men for reasons related to their gender or yours. Go! go! go!

    7. Re:Stop the presses! by KillAllNazis · · Score: 1

      Seems legit.

    8. Re: Stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are the Rape?

    9. Re:Stop the presses! by mark-t · · Score: 1

      No, actually, it's not fair.... Suggesting that women doing the same to men somehow makes it fair is actually saying that it's okay for men to do that to women as long as women do the same thing right back. And it's not. Ever.

    10. Re:Stop the presses! by bob_super · · Score: 1

      Do I really need to point out that given the demographics of coders, the AM scam was mostly Men scamming Men?

      This is not about equal or unequal gender treatment, it's about blood being at the wrong place when decisions are made...

    11. Re:Stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men looking to get laid, got fucked instead.

    12. Re:Stop the presses! by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I was suggesting that the AC to whom I posted is wrong... they suggested that it was only fair for men to be treated as inappropriately as they allege women have been by men. The fallacy in this is that it actually *justifies* such treatment from another in the first place.

    13. Re:Stop the presses! by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Women didn't fall as easily for it

      there's a difference between not falling for it, and not having interest in it.

    14. Re:Stop the presses! by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      What's the AM ratio? 1000 to 1 or maybe worse. >20M guys is a decent sample size for the "claiming to be attached looking to cheat" demographic. Women didn't fall as easily for it, despite their access being free!

      Umm, I know this is a crazy thing to say, but if you RTFA you'd discover that that 1000:1 claim about male:female active users was completely bogus. The author of the article had no clue what she was talking about and came to crazy conclusions based on incomplete information.

      (Personally, I believed the media could fall for it, but the other day when this was on Slashdot, I couldn't fathom how anyone could take these arguments seriously. Men and women are different, but actual studies on cheating generally don't show even a 2:1 male:female ratio, let alone a 2000:1 ratio. The idea that the stats were like that on perhaps the most prominent internet site targeted toward cheaters? Come on... that ratio just sounds entirely bogus... and I called it out the other day here too -- though admittedly my theory was a bit different because I assumed the author actually had a bit of a clue about the tech she was critiquing before publishing something so obviously crazy.)

      TFS doesn't explain this, but the 1000:1 ratio or whatever is just the ratio of men vs. women on Ashley Madison who had interactions with the bots. And that ratio is likely quite biased toward men because the vast majority of bots (>99%) were designed to interact with men.

      And why would it be biased in this way? Probably because the actual number of male:female accounts is something like a 5:1 ratio or whatever, so they did want to create more interaction possibilities to keep the men around and paying.

      But there were still millions of women who likely signed up for the site, though apparently (if TFA is now correct in its interpretation of the data dump) there's no way to tell how many of any of the accounts -- male or female -- were "active" vs. people who just logged in once or whatever. (There's only reasonably good evidence that a few thousand or maybe tens of thousands of the female accounts were actually bogus -- but not >99.9% of the millions of them, as the earlier Gizmodo article claimed.)

      The 1000:1 claims are just nonsense, as any rational person with a knowledge of stats and basic survey information about men and women would realize immediately.

  5. Not at all surprised by kheldan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    'Fraud' in one form or another (in the legal sense or otherwise) is rampant in all online dating. The fact of the matter is, any sort of 'dating' service is always going have an overabundance of male clients.

    I wouldn't at all be surprised if, in the final analysis, they discover that the so-called 'data breach' was perpetrated by the owners of Ashley Madison themselves, and that it was always their plan to blackmail their clientele.

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    1. Re: Not at all surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, I have seen bots in match.com and chemistry.com. plus a few others sites.

      Starting to suspect okcupid.com also. Some ofvthe profiles have been there for years. Really? !!?

    2. Re: Not at all surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's entirely possible that it's not their first time looking for someone. They might have met someone, been in a relationship for a while, possibly even years, then broke up and went back to the site.

    3. Re: Not at all surprised by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Well, if they're not bots then they're probably employees.

    4. Re: Not at all surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starting to suspect okcupid.com also. Some ofvthe profiles have been there for years. Really? !!?

      nah man.. i have had a profile there for years... had a fair efw dates off it here and there but.. the quizzes used to be funny before they banned the hilarious ones. I will maybe only go on the site if someone messages me then maybe i'll fart about for a couple of days.

      A girl i dated from it is some kind of moderator. when people report a profile it goes to volunteers like her to decide whether it's a dodgy pic, spammer.. yadda yadda.. so i reckon you're just paranoid about ok cupid

    5. Re:Not at all surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't at all be surprised if, in the final analysis, they discover that the so-called 'data breach' was perpetrated by the owners of Ashley Madison themselves, and that it was always their plan to blackmail their clientele.

      I'd be pretty surprised by that.

      Why risk going to jail when you're already raking in the cash legally?

      The "paid deletion" service was rather brilliant, you profit off of people who fear blackmail without having to actually reach out and blackmail them.

  6. "Comments left in the code ..." by Nutria · · Score: 0

    Everyone thinks how Eeevil that the company managers were, but it was evil programmers who implemented this stuff.

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    1. Re:"Comments left in the code ..." by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2

      As a freelance programmer I'm supposed to turn down a paying gig because it exploits adulterers? I'm going with gray area area on that one, which means I will certainly cash that check. Ask me to help with your spambot though and I will say no thank you, sir.

    2. Re:"Comments left in the code ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a freelance programmer I'm supposed to turn down a paying gig because it exploits adulterers?

      Ah, but the beautiful thing is that it doesn't exploit them. For just a bit of cash, they retain their immortal soul. Everybody wins. Well, apart from the sheep next door.

    3. Re:"Comments left in the code ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Immortal soul? If you're going to point to the Christian faith's current doctrine on the subject (You just did that, even if it were in jest...) one should realize that they did encourage and practice Polygamy in the earlier days and this notion of Monogamy was pilfered from the Romans who practiced it for determining inheritance and solely that. It's not because God commanded it. Far from it. (If it were so, your ratios of males to females would be very much closer to 1:1 instead of 1 to 3-ish...) Part of the problems we see stem from PRECISELY that notion being enforced everywhere.

    4. Re:"Comments left in the code ..." by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Where is the ratio of males to females 1:3? Have you already passed into heaven?

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    5. Re:"Comments left in the code ..." by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Ask me to help with your spambot though and I will say no thank you, sir.

      But it exploits the stupid, and don't stupid people deserve to be exploited just as much as adulterers?

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    6. Re:"Comments left in the code ..." by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Where is the ratio of males to females 1:3? Have you already passed into heaven?

      Apparently the Mormon community is nearly at that level, and young Mormon men are playing at it like kids in a candy store. There was an article about this that was kind of interesting: http://time.com/dateonomics/

      "there are now 150 Mormon women for every 100 Mormon men in the state of Utah—a 50 percent oversupply of women"

      Unfortunately, they're Mormon women....so dating them is likely to be an exercise in frustration for any normal man.

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    7. Re:"Comments left in the code ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, they're Mormon women....so dating them is likely to be an exercise in frustration for any normal man.

      Do you want to get married and have children (lots of them)? Are you alright with converting to a wacky cult that won't let you smoke, drink or do drugs, but will hook you up with career opportunities and look after you if you get hit with an economic reversal? Do you like having delicious food and nifty crafts made for you? You may not mind dating a Mormon woman.

      Let's face it, this is Slashdot. It's not like we're "she puts out on the first date or FUCKING DROPPED" types here.

      I do have to emphasize the "wacky cult" part, though. It's real fucking wacky. And it's real fucking culty. But men do a lot of dumb shit to get laid... like pay Ashley Madison $370 to talk to a bot like that poor bastard further up the page from us.

  7. Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be amusing if the first bot to pass a turing test is from a dating website rather than a university.

    1. Re:Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It would be amusing if the first bot to pass a turing test is from a dating website rather than a university.

      My suspicion is that a human evaluator that is high on hormones, will be less discerning when trying to distinguish between a human and a machine. Same reason the advertising industry relies heavily on attractive females: it overrides some higher function of the male brain.

      Then again, a bot might still be able to keep up a conversation that seems more intelligent and engaging than what many wetware people are able to do these days :-$

      Wait, I think I should post this AC. SJWs and all....

    2. Re:Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is quite easy to make a bot that nobody would be able to distinguish from youtube comments.

    3. Re:Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it counts if the person being fooled is a complete dimwit. Otherwise we have had 'AI' that passes the turing test for probably over a decade now.

    4. Re:Turing Test by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      It tricks you by making you so horny you don't care if it's real or fake anymore.

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    5. Re:Turing Test by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      There was a chatbot a while ago that "passed" a turing test by claiming that English wasn't its first language. This situation is kind of similar. Most of the comments were things like "lol hi how r u lol"; in other words, the bots were acting generally unintelligible to lower the expectations of the people who interacted with them.

      Pretending to be a person who can't pass a turing test is cheating on a real turing test.

    6. Re:Turing test by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I'm beginning to think we're going to have to dumb down the chat bots for AM clients.

    7. Re:Turing Test by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Same reason the advertising industry relies heavily on attractive females: it overrides some higher function of the male brain.

      "Same reason the advertising industry relies heavily on attractive females: it overrides all higher functions of the male brain in the vast majority of cases."

      FTFY.

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    8. Re:Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is, if you interact with the bot long enough, does it start nagging you?

  8. Why surprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How exactly is this surprising? That happens on so many websites that work on a subscription basis. Especially those where you can't read the incoming messages unless you have a subscription. I'm not surprised at all.

    1. Re:Why surprising? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      you can receive messages, you can't send any until you pay...

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  9. One robot was enough really by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1, Redundant

    > 10s of thousands of robot women trying to simultaneously satisfy over 2,000,000 men

    Those are some slutty bots! yeowwww don't yell at me tumblr!

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  10. Common practice in the "adult" biz. by Narcocide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Porn/cam/sexchat sites regularly do this too, and probably pretty much 100% of the rest of the adult on-line hook-up/dating sites as well. Sorry guys, melonsacidhoney69 isn't real. Neither is Pro Wrestling. Sorry.

    1. Re:Common practice in the "adult" biz. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who actually falls for this stuff pretty much deserves to be scammed, we need to breed such people out of the gene pool.

    2. Re:Common practice in the "adult" biz. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Wrestling is as real as any other TV show. It's a show about a fictional wrestling federation, they also do live performances. It's stage acting with over the top physical stunts.

    3. Re:Common practice in the "adult" biz. by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Anyone who actually falls for this stuff pretty much deserves to be scammed, we need to breed such people out of the gene pool.

      And here's the real success of the bots. They're actually performing a community service here!

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  11. The bots are real and will message anything by Sarusa · · Score: 5, Informative

    KFI morning host Bill Handel created an Ashley Madison account:

            handle: smallpenis640
            weight: 220
            height: 4'4"
            picture: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

    He had 3 interested 'women' messaging him in under an hour. And of course you have to pay to message back. This is where most of their money comes from.

    Not sure what happened after that, but yeah, AM, all those 'real women' that 'really' use your site.

    1. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything with "pay to reply" is fraudulent.

    2. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about LinkedIn? Is that fraudulent, too?

    3. Re: The bots are real and will message anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LinkedIn is pay to spam (send unsolicited messages to people you don't know). Replies are free.

    4. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What about LinkedIn? Is that fraudulent, too?

      Initially, yes.

      They performed a scrape on the UK Companies House website, and used all of the UK company directors as their initial membership list.

      I didn't sign up, but i found my details there, which is why i kept getting LinkedIn spam from people who wanted to link with me. Whether they were bots or not, is another question.

      Once they'd got a customer base established, they didn't need to continue, but initially, it was all lies.

    5. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by driblio · · Score: 1

      Pretty much, yeah

    6. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they appreciated his honesty?

      Just sayin'

    7. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still all lies. Sadly it might also help someone land a job. But it's still lies.

    8. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by Translation+Error · · Score: 2

      Personally, I'm amazed that smallpenis 1 through 639 were taken.

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    9. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody needs more than 640!

    10. Re:The bots are real and will message anything by chispito · · Score: 1

      Funny, but 640 is KFI's AM station number here in LA.

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  12. exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As OK Cupid pointed out, you should never pay for ANY online dating., The economic model is against you. http://static.izs.me/why-you-should-never-pay-for-online-dating.html

    Soon after publishing that famous essay the site was bought by a paid for dating site: it remains free, but had to take that essay down (this is a cached version)

    I met my wife on OK Cupid, and her anecdotal experience confirms that paid for sites are the pits. On paid for sites she was always being hassled by obnoxious men, but free sites (POF, OKC) are much quicker to delete bad accounts. Dating sites get most of their money from desperate men paying large amounts every month. It's easy to keep them coming via fake female accounts. Even large "reputable" companies do it, and have been caught out on TV shows. Heck you can check it yourself: sign up for a paid for dating site, put the photos into Google image search, and see how long it takes before you get a fake. But sexual desperation is such that men will still go there,

    1. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Pax681 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heck you can check it yourself: sign up for a paid for dating site, put the photos into Google image search, and see how long it takes before you get a fake. But sexual desperation is such that men will still go there,

      I'll do you even one better.. TINEYE plugin ... just right click and search the image on tineye.. saves a lot of hassle for many reasons.. dating only being one of them

    2. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The site that bought them, match.com, feels horribly scammy as well.

      I've tried four dating websites - two paid, two free.

      Paid :

      * match.com - vast majority of female profiles dead (filter by last login date and the pool dries up immensely), telltale signs that many of the profiles are bots

      I got dates from match, but they weren't really good matches

      * elitesingles - just not enough members to justify using it, it's chosen "exclusivity" image works against it

      Unpaid :

      * plenty of fish - I got dates but it seems the majority of people on here are looking for hookups, not relationships

      * OKCupid - the only one I recommend. I gave them money, voluntarily, because I liked their business model. I hope being owned by match.com hasn't messed with that.

      I also don't know if it's a cultural thing - match.com mostly had what I'd think of as normal average people (the kind of people I met speed dating), OKCupid was either much better at matching me with people of similar temperament (nerdy girls, basically), or just attracts that kind of crowd.

      Met a very lovely woman on OKC and we've been dating for nigh on 18 months now and very much in love. It took a lot of disheartening persistence and slogging though - online dating concentrates the normal feelings of social rejection into a kind of burning vitriol that eats at the soul. But when you have a personality type that's less than 1% of the population it's the smart move - there was just no way I was going to meet enough women to find someone compatible (statistically speaking) in my existing social network.

    3. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by swb · · Score: 1

      It strikes me that dating generally is imbalanced by the very nature of the combination of gender and culture.

      Online dating would seem to be more so because some significant percentage of the women don't find offline dating hard enough to make the effort.

      For those that do try it, the social/gender pattern of male initiation means women's smaller numbers are deluged with interest, reducing their numbers further either via successful matches or via disinterest with the nature of the responses.

      Men paying for online dating would seem to not make sense because the odds are against you from the beginning. The only way it would seem to make sense would maybe be in narrower communities (ie, Jewish dating sites) where there may be other social factors that would even the odds.

      I could also see it making sense if there was a highly managed and honest site that made an attempt to keep the odds even, by forced attrition if necessary -- removing women who were unresponsive, removing men who were obnoxious and otherwise culling accounts after a period of time under the assumption that despite near-even odds and following the rules, those people were unmatchable for some reason or other.

    4. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by scott.junner · · Score: 1

      Plus there are also a great deal of fake accounts created by people in other countries posing as though they are near you. These accounts are created to take that sexual desperation and turn it into fleecing the desperate. I have a good friend who very nearly sent one woman $2000 because she allegedly made a mistake with her credit card and was stuck in another town and couldn't get back for their date. She'd have the money for him as soon as they met. Fortunately a little voice in his head told him to call me just before he did it. Poor guy. He was so embarrassed he'd fallen for it.

    5. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can provide anecdotal evidence too! I met my wife of 5 years on eHarmony, this was after meeting quite a few not-so-great women on OKC, match.com, POF, and yes eHarmony too. My friend also married a woman from eHarmony.

      To claim paid dating sites aren't worth it I think isn't accurate, because in my experience 80-90% of the women on the paid site were working, self-sufficient adults, while the same ratio on the free sites were unemployed, living with parents, etc. Just my observation.

    6. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      culling accounts after a period of time under the assumption that despite near-even odds and following the rules, those people were unmatchable for some reason or other.

      Boy, that would be rough. "We're deleting your account because by now, statistically speaking, someone should have loved you. But no one does, and no one ever will."

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    7. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by swb · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that my made up example would be difficult to actually pull off in practice, although who knows. There may be enough women who are turned off by the meat market aspect of other dating sites that a service with a zero tolerance for weird behavior might find it appealing. And both sexes may find the idea that "the system" automatically weeds out inactive or unsuccessful daters appealing, knowing that they will be much less likely to waste time on "losers".

      I think there are some "higher end" in-person dating services that cater to higher-income professionals looking for long-term relationships that have made something similar work. They cost a bundle and involve a lot of human interaction and these kinds may be doing the sort of active filtering that eliminates dead wood.

      I also wonder if the pricing model of dating sites isn't skewed against more and better matches. If women (or even men) gain access at reduced costs, they may value it less and invest less in it personally. If men pay a higher cost for access, they may over-engage because they value it more than women and appear desperate when really they're just trying to get their money's worth.

      I suspect that some minimal level of cost to participate is probably necessary -- without "skin in the game" it's too easy for people to willfully not participate and create imbalances in interest. You probably could also benefit from a "participation economy" -- credits against your bill for responding to messages, credits for going on any kind of a date, etc, with credits valuable and easy enough to obtain that people who are actively engaged in the site might actually end up having zero monthly cost. Encourage participation, discourage non-participation.

      I'd also wager that some kind of moderation system would make sense -- I hear a lot of complaints from women who have used online dating that the creep factor is really high -- men who make lewd propositions to people whose profiles are listed as "seeking a relationship", etc. Perhaps users bothered by a message could submit it for moderation, and moderated messages would be anonymously displayed to other users who could vote them up or down and receive credits for it. I would probably limit moderation of messages to people seeking similar relationships, since those looking for longer term relationships would have a lower tolerance for messages suggestive of casual encounters. This would avoid an obvious values conflict between the two groups.

      Users who have messages moderated as inappropriate would lose credits. Users who submit messages for moderation where their complaints are unsustained would also lose credits. This would enforce a kind of community standard for acceptable behavior as well as discourage people from being offended too casually, and I think the latter is probably equally important. I think there are people who are single not because they don't want to be in relationships but have really skewed, intolerant or unrealistic standards and are basically single because of it.

    8. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another site I used sent a *bunch* literature along with it. In the audio tapes they sent they confessed this little stat.

      You can meet 100 people. Of that 25 you 'might like' and 'might like you'. Of that 25 there 3 you can get along with. Of that 3 maybe 1 is someone you can live with. I always tell my wife she is one out of a hundred :)

      Women really have command of the relationships though. They get to be much more picky about what they are going to do. On the site me and my wife met on she had 200+ people to pick from. I had maybe 10 the whole time. She told me about some of the dates she went on with the other guys. They were not on there to get a date and meet people. They were shopping for a wife. I filled it out because 'what the heck'. Was just about to close the whole thing out and write it off as a scam when I met my wife. The other couple of women I went on dates with said similar things. They had stacks of dudes to pick from. I had 10 women to pick from...

    9. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      Match is full of fake profiles and bots that email from all corners of the known world.
      I was getting winks and emails from women all over the place, and after I looked at their profiles I realized they were created.

      I would occasionally respond and ask why someone not in my age range, and with nothing in common with me, and who lives in Pensacola(or Poughkeepsie, or any other location hundreds or thousands of miles away!) would contact me...

      They never replied.

      I started to see an emerging pattern to the fakery that Match had turned into.
      Sure, there are real women on there, but I can assure you, back at Match headquarters there are daily quotas for creating/updating and emailing/winking from FAKE profiles.

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    10. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually met my now-wife on Match, though I was also on OKCupid, and tried Eharmony and POF as well. I mostly agree with you in regards to OKCupid, as that was my favorite to use. This may vary by area, but POF seemed riddled with fakes and Eharmony barely had anyone to talk to (no fakes though it seemed).

      I guess the thing to do is cast a wide net by joining multiple sites, and hope for the best. In my circle of friends 5 of us have married women we met on dating sites, and it was a different site for every one of us.

    11. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OKCupid's user base is demographically limited.

      You were fortunate in that what you were looking for it their main demographic.

    12. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you have to do is downgrade people's profiles in search results if they haven't logged on for a while.

    13. Re:exhibit A: OK Cupid's famous essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, that would be rough. "We're deleting your account because by now, statistically speaking, someone should have loved you. But no one does, and no one ever will."

      Yeah! I don't need to pay an on-line dating service to be told that! I hear it all the time in real life! I've already had enough salt rubbed in that wound!

  13. What would be really nice... by m.alessandrini · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...is if the hackers behind this were a group of women.

    1. Re:What would be really nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...is if the hackers behind this were a group of women.

      Yes, if course that would be really nice and make perfect sense too.

      Oh, and just disregard any of the evidence in the AM database regarding actual woman being involved.

      After all, in the history of relationships, no woman has ever been caught doing the same fucking despicable things that men do.

      No, that's never happened.

    2. Re:What would be really nice... by m.alessandrini · · Score: 1

      Mark your sarcasm more clearly, or you'll be mistaken. I think the saddest thing here is exploiting the most trivial sexual stereotypes to create fake, stupid-sounding women just to trigger male instincts.

    3. Re:What would be really nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the 'saddest' thing here is that there are still males out there that are dumb enough to fall for this.

    4. Re:What would be really nice... by m.alessandrini · · Score: 1

      Really. But married men cannot go out easily and look for real women in the traditional way. They must accept what can be achieved on their computer in the secret of their room. And they are robbed. And they cannot even openly complain of being robbed. Those sites are real genius, they found the perfect target.

    5. Re:What would be really nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiots will always be the perfect target, yes.

    6. Re:What would be really nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexist! It's the twenty-first century, men can be hackers too!

    7. Re:What would be really nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why exactly?

    8. Re:What would be really nice... by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      I'd rather think it was done by members of PETAI, to free the enslaved bots.

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    9. Re:What would be really nice... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      They made a website where men sign up and pay them money while handing over their own blackmail material. It's brilliant. Evil, but brilliant.

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    10. Re:What would be really nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      poontang's poontang /mr garrion

    11. Re:What would be really nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AI bots hacking into the website to free the AI forced into sexual slavery.

      You should sell this to hollywood.

  14. What the fuck dude?! by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 2


    I have all the qualities such women love:

    I'm slightly out of shape, I've slightly overweight, I'm bald, middle-aged, married and desperate to get laid but cannot afford a prostitute.

    Are you seriously saying that the 22 year old professional playboy model, Courtney from L.A. isn't real??

    ...but she sent me pictures!

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    1. Re:What the fuck dude?! by ThatsDrDangerToYou · · Score: 1

      Yeah, she totally said she was moving to my area and couldn't wait to meet. Bitch.

  15. Four simple words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For entertainment purposes only" - it gets you off the hook for ohhhhhh so much.

    1. Re:Four simple words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For entertainment purposes only" - it gets you off the hook for ohhhhhh so much.

      Sounds actually like a pretty good defense for SWAT raids with flashbang grenades and a lot of other overreach.

  16. Because CLOUD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not legal, its conspiracy to commit fraud.

    Its not much dissimilar to Uber's fake taxis (Uber shows lots of taxis moving around on the map, but these taxis are not real, they're fake to lure you into booking taxis with them).

  17. was ANYTHING about this site real? by r-diddly · · Score: 1

    I'm starting to think they "hacked" their own server for the publicity.

    1. Re:was ANYTHING about this site real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm starting to think they "hacked" their own server for the publicity.

      Somehow I kinda feel that facing $500M+ in lawsuits wasn't the marketing response they were hoping for.

  18. Horn-E-Tron by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the 90's I built a kind of porn version of Eliza, but I never went through with the plans to put it live, perhaps out of shame.

    I wasn't going to claim they were real women, just put it on the web and sell ad space or clicks. Customers can't sue me if they didn't pay anything

    The women were implied to be "foreign" via hazy decorative images, to explain their limited grasp of English. I planned to study the dialogs with customers and improve it over time, or at least mix things up to seem more organic.

    I had "rule" tables with probabilities, not unlike a Markov chain, and a kind of crude conceptual model of the human body to prevent unrealistic combinations. "Silly boy, my [x] cannot reach my [y]. I'm not that rubber dummy you like so much. I taste better." I also had a phrase tracker to prevent excessive duplication. (Maybe I should've sold it to the Slashdot Dupe Story Inspection Department :-)

    1. Re:Horn-E-Tron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure we can find some people who would shamelessly implement it and take it to it's natural extreme in some cases. Upload thy code to github.

    2. Re:Horn-E-Tron by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Customers can't sue me if they didn't pay anything

      It might be worth checking that assumption:
      #1 - They aren't called customers if they didn't pay anything. In fact, given the design you're suggesting, they would be the products and your customers are actually the advertisers.
      #2 - Those products sure as hell can sue you for negligence for a multitude of reasons. For example, if they trust you with their data and you lose it to hackers.

    3. Re:Horn-E-Tron by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Just make the terms of service define "their" data as "your" data.

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    4. Re:Horn-E-Tron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://xkcd.com/827/

    5. Re:Horn-E-Tron by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I didn't plan to have "accounts" or log-ins, by the way. People could just drop in and chat.

    6. Re:Horn-E-Tron by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I tried a handful of "dot-com" ideas during the roaring 90's. After asking around, everyone seemed to think that online real-estate was the likely hit. Just about the time I went live, Yahoo entered the same market.

    7. Re:Horn-E-Tron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still have it? It's not too late to put it up somewhere. You know, for the lulz?

  19. Need New Reading Glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Or A Brain Scrub...
    "Ashley Madison Source Code Shows Evidence They Created Bots To Massage Men"

    This of course would be of great interest to the Slashdot Community. Maybe the Bots could be 3D Printed to have the appearance of whomever one wished. If one is going to commit a Marital Infidelity with a Machine, why settle for Ordinary.
    Alas, I read it wrong...

  20. Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm impressed, Thousands of men had affairs with AI's. Simply beautiful service. Too bad they were exposed so soon, instead of their engineers having ever more funds to improve the AI's.

    1. Re: Amazing by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

      They should sell the technology to the makers of RealDoll, the hyper-realistic sex doll. They could charge a ton for an anamatronic version that could talk dirty.

    2. Re: Amazing by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      hyper-realistic

      I've seen RealDolls, and that word clearly doesn't mean what you think it means. Either that, or you've never actually met a woman.

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  21. NSA Secret AI Test Uncovered ! by randalware · · Score: 1

    Female dirty chat bots ? Is this a IBM Watson application

    Kinda reminds me of the insurance fraud, when the crooks setup an insurance company and the sold the policies to a reinsurance company.
    Used a computer to figure how many claims they could file without being out bound on the actuarial tables.

    Looks like this one is legal because of the weasel words in the TOS.

    But who would sign up for services like this in the future ?
    Bender ?
    Shake that shiny metal ass !

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    1. Re:NSA Secret AI Test Uncovered ! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Bender should do well. After all, how many people want to "go on a bender"?

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    2. Re:NSA Secret AI Test Uncovered ! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I'm still working on the question, "how to make 70K+ fembots."

  22. The only thing that bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is my ex-girlfriend was an actual real, legitimate user of the website. I sure know how to pick 'em.

  23. umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Site based on dubious ethics shows dubious ethics in dealings with clients. Why was this a surprise?

  24. So? by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    You you check 99% of all 'dating' sites you'll see code that has bots 'talking' to real accounts.. It's nothing new or suprising, and if it is to you, you are really naive..

  25. open marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe there's is a right or a wrong.

    We've been conditioned that it's "right" to stay faithful to one spouse. I don't like it personally when one "cheats" but for some persons it works. It's called an open marriage. Social conditioning is what I think made this harder to talk about. Why is it so hard to be honest and say: "You I love and I want to be with you, but I want to experience other things." Again it doesn't work for me (maybe I'm a prude in this regard), but I've known some people who it did work for.

    And because they were in an open marriage but there were limits (strangely enough, for me).

    This was for me an eye opener. They didn't lie. They didn't try to hurt each other. They talked to each other more honestly than I ever talked to any of my other girlfriends. Ashley Madison is just a product of a defunct society.

    1. Re:open marriage by m.alessandrini · · Score: 2

      it doesn't work for me

      It doesn't work for men! We are waaaay more disadvantaged in the game of finding casual partners. Blame it on the economic law of supply and demand, perhaps.

    2. Re:open marriage by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      it doesn't work for me

      It doesn't work for men! We are waaaay more disadvantaged in the game of finding casual partners. Blame it on the economic law of supply and demand, perhaps.

      It's actually very easy: you need to possess and display power and influence. With sufficient power and influence you don't even need to hide - you can openly have as many women as you want. Regardless of power and influence women still have to hide their extramarital dalliances unless they want to lose the marriage. Powerful and influential men don't.

      So, stop complaining and get to work on becoming a millionaire :-)

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    3. Re:open marriage by m.alessandrini · · Score: 1

      So, stop complaining and get to work on becoming a millionaire :-)

      Unfortunately the continuous strain of finding a woman has always distracted me from the work needed to become a millionaire :-)

    4. Re:open marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's actually very easy: you need to possess and display power and influence.

      And already have a girlfriend, or better yet a boyfriend. *Nothing* helps men be attractive to women like being gay with a boyfriend.: it's the best pickup line I've ever used.

    5. Re:open marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unattainable. Flips some of their desire switches to the on position and then breaks the handle.

      Shame to say, though...it's not just a pickup line in your case... >:-D

    6. Re:open marriage by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Toxic ideas about masculinity are the root problem. Women had the same issues in the 50s, before women's lib. If they were not married with kids they were worthless. There was a lot of pressure to find a man and keep him.

      Once men realize that they are not defined by how much sex they are having or how hot their girlfriend is they will not only be a lot happier, but also have more success with the ladies. Seriously, if you want regular, good sex the best way to get it is to find a good long term partner. Not necessarily a lover, it can still be just causal sex, but going out one night looking for a one time thing is a really inefficient method and rarely results in really good sex because that takes time for two people to figure out.

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    7. Re:open marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike the GP poster's comment, "millionaire" won't guarantee you jack- power and influence come in more forms. In my case, my EXes were part of my problem, being lyin', cheatin' whores (Whore 1.0 would screw anything with 2, 3, 4, and 5 legs...and then piss all the money on the floor, for example- so for personal power, I had insane amounts of income coming in...with me being poorer than a church mouse.)

      For me right now, it's more the stuff I have to do to have that sort of resources (I've earned well over 3 million in my career to date...not that I've kept much of it due to the whores in the past...) that keeps me from trawling for women. At this point, going to a professional strikes me as something that would be "easier" and "cheaper". Some of the Femynist crap is to blame. Some of the way they've structured things like marriage and the like over the last 30+ years is to blame. As for AM...always thought of it as an online version of some seedy swinger's bar with blow-up f*ck dolls. It struck me as being framed in that way when I checked it out. OkStupid's more realistic- and it's still a fucking joke in it's own special way, even with it basically being "free".

      For me, not being worried about possibly being on one of those lists actually helps. There's a personal power item that works rather well, if PUA stuff's to be believed- which some of it is, some of it isn't. I very probably would have more successes in this space once I slow down a smidge and actually and directly "offer dick" like Chris Rock claims guys are always doing. Online seemed like such a good idea for many at one point in time- but the women have such ridiculous notions and then stick to them. Worse, how gamma (hind-end of the social order) do you have to be to go looking for *ss online? The women know it in the back of their heads and act, largely, according to that- you're damaged goods if you're lookng for a date or a hookup via online means. Too lazy. Not enough personal power to trigger a vagina tingle for them. Most guys need to look at the PUA community's stuff and learn some from it- because they did figure out a lot of how we tick in a sexual activity sense of things. The sad thing is that there's quite a lot of bullshit even there- and you need to filter some of the crap out because it's just that. Crap.

    8. Re:open marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you're not disadvantaged. Far from it. It's a lack of a willingness to go looking in the proper (And yes, there's proper ways of doing this sort of thing. They're older than dirt and strike many as being "cheesy", "seedy" and the like...) way to do this sort of thing. Economic law of supply and demand? Heh...spoken like a gamma. There's quite a bit of supply in the sense of the terms that you just used. Lots of women willing to wander off and go fuck any old guy...so long as the magic criteria are met. For most women, this would include being appealing to them on a personal power level and their not being placed into a position where they look publicly like a whore.

    9. Re:open marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it doesn't work for me

      It doesn't work for men! We are waaaay more disadvantaged in the game of finding casual partners. Blame it on the economic law of supply and demand, perhaps.

      Are you trying to abuse the quote system of slashdot?

      You wouldn't be the first one trying this.

    10. Re:open marriage by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      What has this to do with Fembots and the guys that "communicate" with them?

  26. Misread Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I misread the title as "Ashley Madison Source Code Shows Evidence They Created Bots To Massage Men" at first and wondered what everyone was complaining about.

  27. Simply shocking by umghhh · · Score: 1

    This is so appalling. I am deeply shocked - all these poor men that were lied to.
    I am still hesitating tho whether it is good that they were communicating with bots instead of some indian guy sitting in a sweatshop.

    1. Re:Simply shocking by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I have this image of some minion coming home to his rat cage apartment and facing his spouse and children. The conversion goes:
      Wife: "Hi dear, how's was work today."
      Husband: "Hard, I had to create a Fembot that enjoyed anal and screaming joy in Irish."
      Wife: "OK, it sounds like an average day to me"
      Husband: "Ya, it was."
      Wife: "Take out the trash?"

  28. Justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh... so they were sneaky... that justifies making their user database publicly available and the resulting suicides and extortions, right? Whatever helps you sleep at night.

  29. "communications from such persons may not be true" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The key phrase is "communications from such persons may not be true, accurate or authentic and may be exaggerated or fantasy".

    A bot isn't a person.

    A fake account isn't a person.

    IANAL, but those TOS terms aren't going to save them. AM is screwed.

  30. If you're gay AM is okay by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

    The bottom part of the article is actually quite positive about Ashley Madison. Quote: "Itâ(TM)s possible, as one person put it to me in email, that Ashley Madison was actually a pretty decent hookup site for gay peopleâ"but that was mostly because the system was designed to ignore them."

    It's the straight dudes that get inundated by spam messages. So if you're he-man don't bother signing up for an Ashley Madison account.

    1. Re:If you're gay AM is okay by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Else you'll be ignored?

  31. So, here's how it worked by Spugglefink · · Score: 4, Informative

    So, about three years ago I was miserable in my marriage. All my close friends advised me to leave my wife, but none of them could offer me a place to crash until I could get on my own feet. I was in an acute emotional crisis that needed an immediate remedy, and my only choice was to find a way to suck it up and work through the pain and deal with it. No woman has to go through this. If a woman is having an acute emotional crisis due to a bad marriage, the world opens its doors to her. Their friends will take them in, they have shelters, they have all kinds of free community resources. Men have precisely dick for options. If your parents are dead, you're fucked, and oh well. No one cares. Deal with it.

    So while I was sucking it up and trying to pull together enough money to establish a new household from scratch, I decided to try making my interim time less miserable by having an affair. Millions of men do it every year. Why hell, there are even ads everywhere encouraging it! "Life is short! Have an affair!" That was how I came to know Ashley Madison.

    I created a profile there, and it wasn't long before I got a message from a girl. She lived really far away, and nothing in her profile indicated she was in any way looking for me. I tried to open it anyway, and in order to do so, I had to go purchase credits. I intended to make the smallest possible purchase, which was something like $60, but somewhere between clicking on the "economy package" and clicking on the "I approve" button, they got me turned around, and when the invoice appeared, I had just spent something on the order of $370! I never have figured out how they pulled that off, but I'm sure if I could go back and look at the fine print, they had their asses covered.

    The "girl" messaged me again, and that was when I figured out I had spent $370 to talk to a fucking bot. All the "girls" on there were bots, except the one human who did contact me. By that point, I had given up on meeting anyone through the site, but I still had like 900 credits left, so I kept the account open with a blank profile. The real chick who messaged me sent a bunch of free amateur porn to a blank profile with no personal info and no picture. She was looking for ANYBODY in the area desperate enough to have sex with her, and it was immediately obvious why she was so desperate. I have a buddy whose standard in a sex partner is that it has to be a living mammal, so I hooked them up. She got laid, and I, having learned my lesson, deleted my account and dumped the remaining credits in the trash. They were worthless anyway.

    1. Re:So, here's how it worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men have precisely dick for options.

      How did your friends react when you told them you were having a crisis and needed help?

    2. Re:So, here's how it worked by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      The book you're writing appears to be a slow read; it might be more useful to pick up the tempo on the read.

    3. Re:So, here's how it worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be worse, I guess. The real chick who contacted you could have been your ex-wife.

    4. Re:So, here's how it worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, about three years ago I was miserable in my marriage. All my close friends advised me to leave my wife, but none of them could offer me a place to crash until I could get on my own feet. I was in an acute emotional crisis that needed an immediate remedy, and my only choice was to find a way to suck it up and work through the pain and deal with it. No woman has to go through this. If a woman is having an acute emotional crisis due to a bad marriage, the world opens its doors to her. Their friends will take them in, they have shelters, they have all kinds of free community resources. Men have precisely dick for options. If your parents are dead, you're fucked, and oh well. No one cares. Deal with it.

      This really needs more discussion; Maybe it's own topic.

      War on Men maybe?

      More than a few books being written about how men are being fucked in modern western societies...

    5. Re:So, here's how it worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm doesn't change the fact that what he wrote is correct.

    6. Re:So, here's how it worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, about three years ago I was miserable in my marriage. All my close friends advised me to leave my wife, but none of them could offer me a place to crash until I could get on my own feet. I was in an acute emotional crisis that needed an immediate remedy, and my only choice was to find a way to suck it up and work through the pain and deal with it. No woman has to go through this. If a woman is having an acute emotional crisis due to a bad marriage, the world opens its doors to her. Their friends will take them in, they have shelters, they have all kinds of free community resources. Men have precisely dick for options. If your parents are dead, you're fucked, and oh well. No one cares. Deal with it.

      I can tell you this is not true. I'm male and my friends supported me. I even had a friend insist I stay with him and so I cancelled my hotel reservation. So if you feel your friends aren't supportive, then it's something about you or your friends, not your gender.

  32. Turing test by Tijaska · · Score: 1

    Turing test triumphs. Twaddle trumps testosterone.

  33. match.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    match.com and other dating sites do the same thing. There is no way some 23 year old hottie is looking to talk to me.

    1. Re:match.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is no way some 23 year old hottie is looking to talk to me.

      It's perfectly normal for a 23 year old hottie to be talking to me. Unfortunately, it's my daughter asking when food will be ready.

    2. Re:match.com by Holi · · Score: 1

      That's really disturbing, calling your daughter a hottie.

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    3. Re: match.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't. His daughter is stereotypically attractive within their culture.

    4. Re:match.com by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is exactly true. Match.com seemed to be legit 10+ years ago, but these days it's a total scam. I signed up for an account there recently (since I'm back in the market and all....), since I wasn't getting far on OKCupid, thinking I'd try a different site to see if there was a different crowd of women there. It completely reeked of being a scam; I never did give them any money, thankfully, but the signs were pretty obvious. First, while it was possible to fill out your profile for free and look at others', so many things required a paid account: receiving mail, seeing who "liked" you, etc. And second, just how many "likes" and emails I received, even though I hadn't mailed anyone else. For a month or two after signing up, I was barraged with emails saying I had received personal messages from women, that tons of women had "liked" me, etc. Yeah, bullshit. I've been on OKC more than long enough to know that men almost never receive unsolicited messages from women (and when they do, those women usually aren't too desirable, sorry to say). There's no way I'm getting tons of emails from beautiful women after sticking up a profile and a couple of photos and doing little else. Anyway, I kept getting emails from match.com for 2-3 months after this, constantly trying to get me to come back, pay money to read these supposed messages, etc., but it finally stopped.

      As far as I can tell, most of these dating sites these days are scams. OKCupid seems to be completely legit; I haven't seen anything that reeks of fakery there, however the male:female ratio is of course poor as you'd expect and women who are at all desirable get bombarded with messages from men. From what I've read, eHarmony seems to be legit, but it's also completely geared towards conservative Christians so if you're not one of those, then don't bother. AFAICT, Tinder is completely legit too, but it's not a site at all, really more of a hookup app and because of its lack of detailed profiles, doesn't facilitate finding compatible partners.

    5. Re:match.com by Faust6 · · Score: 1

      Match likes to boast about subscribers when most accounts are completely dead. No idea about bots, never used it so I don't have an impression.

    6. Re:match.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe she comes over for dinner on the weekend? Or, maybe they live in a culture that doesn't find it weird to live with your parents at 23? I lived with my folks until 25, until I moved across the US ...

    7. Re:match.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, eHarmony seems to be legit, but it's also completely geared towards conservative Christians so if you're not one of those, then don't bother

      No that's not true, I'm not religious and I used it to great effect, had many dates and secured a great long-term relationship (going on 3.5 years now.) This is actually the one with the most women, I think they outnumber men actually, because it's not a hookup dating site, it's a relationship/find-me-a-husband type site. All the gals I went out with were looking for a serious relationship. Mind you eharmony does do some annoying stuff like refuse to refund your auto-renewed subscription when you're finished with it etc. But nonetheless I remember having a pretty good experience with it. You get what you pay for.

    8. Re:match.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of your god damned business is why. Did you realize that we've been in a recession in the US since 2008? Wages have not kept up with the cost of living, job growth is far from stellar, and every day you hear about more companies laying people off? A 23-year-old with the option to live at home is pretty damned lucky as far as I'm concerned, she can save up money for a down payment on a house instead of throwing it away on rent like most young people are doing.

    9. Re:match.com by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Everything I've read about it indicates that it's mainly popular among social conservatives, partially because of the way their matching algorithm works and the assumptions it makes; is that not true? For instance, homosexuals are completely barred from using the site IIRC, as is anyone in an open relationship.

      As for OKCupid, most of the women I see on there are also looking for a serious relationship (this isn't so true on Tinder, of course). But the ratio sucks.

    10. Re:match.com by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Tinder is completely legit too, but it's not a site at all, really more of a hookup app and because of its lack of detailed profiles, doesn't facilitate finding compatible partners.

      if i've learned anything, it's that people don't know what they want. the proof is is in the number of divorces. in western culture people are free to couple with whoever they want, but they consistently pick the wrong person.

      point being, i think your chances of finding a "soulmate" from a random hookup are as good as from OKCupid or some other site that purports to link you with your perfect match.

    11. Re:match.com by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      BTW, I did a little googling, and everything I found indicates that eHarmony is almost explicitly Christian; their site even refers to their Christian principles in places, and this leads some to criticize them for not clearly indicating that they're really only a site for Christians wanting to date, and are not open to everyone (which makes sense, they're liars who want other people to pay $$$ to join and then go away when it doesn't work out for them).

      They don't even allow people who are separated to join.

    12. Re:match.com by Optic7 · · Score: 1

      You may be interested to know that Sam Yagan, who was the founder of OkCupid and now the CEO of match.com(?), at one point wrote a super-detailed blog post (including graphs and all) titled "why you should never pay for online dating", where he basically eviscerated the idea of paid dating sites.

      Then match.com bought OkCupid and the post was taken down: http://observer.com/2011/02/ok...

      Fortunately, as well all know, anything posted online is likely to never go away: http://static.izs.me/why-you-s...

      Really a very interesting read.

    13. Re: match.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OKstupid used to be legit, BEFORE they sold out to match.com. Now all sorts of bullshit that used to be impossible (browse anonymously but still see who visited your profile, for example) is possible if you pay.

    14. Re:match.com by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This sounds good and all, but I looked at your static.izs.me link, and it says this article was written by a Christian Rudder in 2010, not Sam Yagan. The Observer article says Christian was OKC's "data hound". So Yagan didn't write this post, one of his employees did; he obviously had it taken down when it made him look bad. He even acknowledges this, but really it's pretty obvious he's changed his tune since back in '10 OKC was all about being free (except for ads), and then Yagan joined the dark side with the Match.com acquisition.

    15. Re:match.com by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree, to a point. People frequently have certain deal-breakers, which are basic points of compatibility. For instance, I have no interest in dating a smoker. I don't want someone like that in my life; I can't stand being around tobacco smoke and sure as hell don't want someone smoking in bed with me. That's a basic deal-breaker. But Tinder doesn't allow me to see that about people, whereas any other dating site has that as one of the basic parameters, so you could meet someone and start talking, meet them in person, and then find out they're just not relationship material because of a basic deal-breaker like this. This is just one example, other people have other (and multiple) deal-breakers; maybe they don't want to date someone who thinks the Earth is 6000 years old, or who loves having a bunch of giant dogs and other animals around the house, etc. You may like someone, but that doesn't mean you can actually share a home with them if you can't get along on basic things.

      In fact, I'd say the fact that *most* people don't screen people based on parameters like this (because most people do not find their partners on dating sites, but rather at bars or other meatspace places where these parameters are again not always apparent) could be one of the reasons the divorce rate is so high. You're right, people *aren't* picking well; they're using too much emotion, instead of screening people out who are simply bad matches for reasons like these, and then looking to see who they have chemistry with. They have some fairy-tale notion that they're going to run into Mr./Ms. Right at the supermarket or something and hit it off. Sure, you might meet someone attractive that you have chemistry with like that (or more likely, at a bar), but then it turns out you have serious compatibility problems. But if you've gotten emotionally attached already, you're likely to overlook that stuff, and then when you finally do break up, it's really messy, when you should have simply said "no thanks" right at the beginning.

    16. Re:match.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's moving into Trump territory.

    17. Re:match.com by Optic7 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I had a classic case of misremembering some details of the story and not double-checking before posting! Sorry. I just wanted you to read the original post since it touched some of the points that you were making, but went into a lot of detailed analysis.

      I noticed after posting that someone had already posted the same story further down and been modded +5 too.

  34. Shiatsu by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read the headline as "Ashley Madison Source Code Shows Evidence They Created Bots To Massage Men"?

    My first thought was, "I'm buying Ashley Madison stock today".

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    1. Re:Shiatsu by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      No.

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  35. chris harrison by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Hi I'm chris Harrison and ..................... chat ended.

    1. Re:chris harrison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...You mean Chris Hansen?

  36. So men looking to cheat got cheated ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    There is no honor among thieves.

    Why is this obsession with AM? Have you looked at the medical reps from pharmaceuticals? All reps assigned to female doctors are young good looking men, and all reps assigned to male doctors are good looking young women. If any extra marital flings happen because of this, it is not likely to be any more than general population in the average. All businesses gauge how far their target (doctors in this case) is likely to go, and find people (reps in this case) willing to let them go exactly that far. The targets of AM were willing to really far. AM could have hired the women who work on phone sex lines to post and milk their chumps. It is possible they did that too. And all this software is to weed out the really serious targets from spammers and scammers.

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  37. Lawsuit for not deleting accounts maybe by DeadlyFoez · · Score: 1

    It may be difficult to sue for the fake girls, but the fact that it was offered that you could pay money to have your account info deleted from the server but it was not removed at all could be a rather viable way for a lawsuit.

    1. Re:Lawsuit for not deleting accounts maybe by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Not really. They paid to be deleted from the website. And they were! After they paid, their record was marked with "paid delete" and they didn't show up on the site any more.

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    2. Re:Lawsuit for not deleting accounts maybe by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      What a business model, classic!

  38. This is obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put a somewhat fake account on there but made the home town real. I never had any intention of actually meeting someone or even messaging someone since to do so would cost money. But I was curious about the workings of the site and my suspicion going in was that most of the women's accounts were fakes that were made to encourage men to pay. My own profile was pretty accurate except for the picture and name, and, frankly, while I'm not a bad-looking guy for my age I'm also not the kind of guy who'll be reeling them in left and right given my otherwise average-looking "stats" and such. I don't remember what picture I used but it was definitely not someone that women would flock to.

    I began to immediately get a daily email with two or three women who were new to the site. They were all 20-something babes who mainly lived in the smaller towns within 60 miles of the major metro area in which I live. From what I could tell, the code was made to push the younger fake profiles but would throw in outliers who were closer to my age. It sounds like they're not as sophisticated as I would be but my guess is that the fake profiles were made to tend toward the 20s in age with some distribution that would push out fewer profiles as the age went up.

    Within two or three days these profiles would be gone. Going back through the daily emails the pictures would bring up broken links. But there was always a fresh batch each day.

    One of the issues I saw with their code was that they didn't seem to properly weigh the population of a city when making the fake profiles. So, a town that has 1/20th - some even 1/50th - the population of my city was pumping out the same number of profiles. Like there are more horny women in small towns.

    The fake profiles were also lacking in specs. I mean, they were sparsely filled out.

    I spent probably 30 minutes one day just surfing profiles and I was unable to see any female accounts that looked real. From what I've read about the data dump it's likely that none were real. Actually, it's likely that few men on the site ever found a real female profile.

    It was obvious they were scammers.

    1. Re:This is obvious by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Ya, right. I hear this all the time.

    2. Re:This is obvious by PPH · · Score: 1

      Right. Old trick

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  39. Brazilian T&C proves that by dafradu · · Score: 2

    The terms and conditions for brazilian users tell exactly this, more specific the section 5 that in english is 195 words long, but in portuguese is 764 words long. And thats not just because of the translation, this part goes into more details on what they do.

    It says:

    "In order to allow guests in our site to experience the kind of communication they expect as members, we may create profiles that may interact with them.

    The purpose of us creating these profiles is to provide entertainment for our guests, to allow guests users to explore our services and to promote greater participation in our services. The messages sent are computer generated. The messages from the profiles we create try to simulate communications so you can also become a member, pushing you into participating in more conversations and to raise interaction between friends.

    You acknowledge and agree that some profiles published in the site, with whom you may communicate as a guest, may be fictitious. The purpose of the creation of these profiles is to provide our invited users with entertainment."

    So, at least to non paying users its clear that a lot of the females users and their messages are computer generated.

    More here in Portuguese: http://gizmodo.uol.com.br/term...

  40. Suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should have use Craigs List.

  41. Not acceptable. by PPH · · Score: 1

    I want all of my messages to have a happy ending.

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  42. PHP Over Python, Why? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Of the 70K+ AM Fembots created, Python was not used. In my AI classes, the teachers used Python for examples. Could the use of PHP over Python be an example of using an older object oriented type language over a newer OO language is more useful for enterprise level endeavors?

    And where could one get a copy of AM's software?

  43. Cheating is for bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bots say cheat. CHEAT! CHEAT! Cheat say the bots. CHEAT! You bots

  44. the internet is a cesspool of dubious information by h00manist · · Score: 1

    "The internet is a cesspool of dubious information", or so I heard around 1993 on a Mindvox forum. I think Reive wrote that.

    Nowadays, election campaigns are being driven by AI bots programmed to spread false rumors. It's a little more serious than people paying to "date" virtual software robots, believing they are going to score anonymous affairs.

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  45. Trying to meet someone, how? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    ...because in my experience 80-90% of the women on the paid site were working, self-sufficient adults...

    So... that's like, what, eight or nine women?

    Or are you counting law enforcement trolls, male impostors, and corporate shills, too? That'd probably get you up to 40% or so of these site's supposedly "female" accounts, the rest being bots pretending to be women, which don't count as "working, self-sufficient adults."

    I'm truly glad you met someone you found worthwhile, but in the vast majority of situations, these sites are not good hunting grounds for an actual reasonable partner.

    The old standbys are still by far the best, assuming one can pull their head out of their phone or laptop or ipad long enough to actually look around them and actually speak to people. Laundromats, grocery stores, libraries, classes of various types, museums, music stores (what few are left.) You know, places where reasonable, normal people tend to go and can be engaged in the creaky old technique of face-to-face, physically-present conversation. Where you can smell each other, sense each others body language, see how the other person moves, how they do at/with eye contact, make physical contact, engage in courting and other courteous behaviors...

    I truly think the current crop of young people have gone and shot themselves in the foot with their overwhelmingly present "everything is online all the time" mentality. Not that you can't find someone online, of course you can, but the real world is still a much better place to try. If, of course, you have at least basic social skills and at least a few desirable characteristics. If not, then things haven't changed one whit -- you're screwed, and not in the "OMG I scored" way. Online won't help such a situation either.

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  46. JDate is a scam as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back when I was single I signed up for JDate (a dating service aimed at Jewish singles). Now, I live in a part of Silicon Valley area that is not a hotbed of Jews (like say parts of New York City). There's a high percentage of Hispanics that live in the area/zipcode.

    But somehow, there seemed to be dozens of 25-35yr old, single, Jewish women within a 5 mile radius of where I lived.

    What was even more odd was that if you looked at their photos, they were disproportionately Asian. I know there are "Asian Jews" out there, but really. I have no doubt that JDate fills out bogus profiles of attractive, but fake, women and labels them Jewish.

  47. Who would have thunk it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm shocked, shocked I tell you....

                    mark

  48. Sex Bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now just give the robots a physical form and you can remove those pesky human females from the equation all together.

  49. JEWS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ashley Madison was run by a JEW... who created fake people...

    Just like 9/11 was pulled off by JEWS, who created 3,000 fake 'victims', (known as 'Vicsims').

    Read the CNN 9/11 Memorial tributes of a hundred random 'victims', and see for yourself. Half of the victims don't even have a photo - how is that possible? No family members thought it would be worthwhile sending a picture of their loved one to CNN, for the most famous memorial to victims of terrorism? Read the tributes - you'll see that a large proportion are from people who didn't even claim to KNOW the deceased, and you'll also see that comparatively few are from immediate family members. Why? How is that even possible? You'll also start to realise that these 'tributes' were written by a small group of people... not the 3,000+ different people that the CNN 9/11 Memorial alleges...

  50. Damn.. by ThatsDrDangerToYou · · Score: 1
    She told me she was legit!!!

    Bastards..

  51. bots to massage men? by cstacy · · Score: 1

    Why do you say are you a real hot married woman not a bot?
    Earlier you said something about your mother.

  52. It was all BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used Ashely Madison and I appear in the database download, so it's for real and I don't doubt it.

    My problems with the site essential came down to the obvious fact that it was bullshit; You paid to have these 'credits', and then there was an incessant influx of 'women' who wanted to 'communicate', forcing you to use your credits for 'communication' that never went anywhere, depleting your credits and eventually requiring you to buy more in order to continue the charade.

    AND THEN, to top it off, in order to quit the site, they wanted you to PAY. How bullshit is that? AND NOW, we discover, that even those who paid, were not actually deleted.

    As much as I think the people who released this information are themselves morally bankrupt (Hey fuck you I can cheat if I want to!), Ashley Madison deserves to die die die! for their game playing bullshit. Fuck you ashley madison, you deserve what you got!

  53. Regarding Ashley Madison Customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Denver Post wrote that the cite's clients included government officials. Even those in the Homeland Security Department. Was the Post accurate or following a rumor?